Okay then, here are the locations and dates for my Ireland/UK tour.
AUGUST
29th: Waterstones, Ringwood — 11AM — signing
Waterstones, Bournemouth — 3PM — signing
30th: Waterstones, Bluewater — 1PM — signing
31st: Dun Laoghaire — details to be confirmed — fan event and signing
SEPTEMBER
5th: Village Books, Dulwich — 6.30PM — fan event and signing
6th: WHS, Milton Keynes — 11AM — signing
WHS, Sheffield — 3PM — signing
7th: Waterstones, Newcastle — 12 NOON — signing
11th: Easons, Galway — 4PM — signing
13th: Easons, Belfast — 11AM — signing
14th: Easons, Limerick — 2PM — signing
19th: Hodges Figgis, Dublin — 6PM — signing
And then, of course, on the 27th, we're all going to be dragged into the Theatre of Shadows...
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Thank you, Raven.
*drinks it*
I actually like my blood. Tasty.
...What if Silente drank my blood? O_O
Not all the ship names are horrible!
Snowlock, Osmosis, Nikola Tesla...
EZTER
Um, I didn't think of that! I can't heal!
Oh wait! I have an idea!
*turns into MIST and floats off*
*returns with a snowcone machine*
*starts making snow cones*
*puts Amy's blood on it*
*eats it*
Ooooooooo! That's good!! Anybody else want one!?!?
(Bye Elleni :)))) )
(Naww now the guy with the four chins has another even fatter chin. I hate brackets)
*licks more of Amy's blood*
I WANT ONE! :D Make extras! Store it in a refrigerator! Before you guys heal me!
(Tadra Aladra)
(Kk Elleni!)
Dugglyn! I wanna snow cone!
((@Raven: I love how you describe that smiley. :D))
I'm bleeding out
If the last thing that I do
Is to bring you down
I'll bleed out for you
(It's song lyrics, people. Don't kill me.)
~Iggy
Ok!
*makes 1256 more snow cones*
*Puts purple blood on them*
Here ya go!
((Fit's this nicely, Iggy. :D))
(*kills Iggy*)
*eats a snow cone*
Wow...We should find all the purple blooded people.
Should we cut you guys open too? Maybe you guys have purple blood too?
(Brb I have to go pick up the dog poo)
*is random*
*is tackled*
*how does that correct to random? That's random.*
Um. Yeah. Hi.
Please don't eat me!
~Iggy
(This be muck so fun!! All the role plays I've done recently have been fighting or sad!)
(That's great, Raven!!!!)
*looks at Elleni*
*nods*
Ok!
*stabs her with a knife*
...so violent. -_-
(Do you have purple blood?)
(Ok)
*stares in awe at Elleni's rainbow blood*
Wonder if this tastes good!
*licks it*
Mmmmm!!!
Haha Elleni! I'm not Dragona. I'm me, but I never was Dragona either.
NOOO!!!
*points to ice cream*
Hurry! Someone! Give Elleni special numbing ice cream!
*looks up*
*sees the rainbow blood*
Must try...RAINBOW.....blood.
*walks slowly towards Elleni*
Blood. Rainbow. Blood.
Yeah, um, I'm gonna go with run from the internet and never come back.
Byeeeeeeeeee *poofs*
~Iggy
*makes another snow cone with Elleni's blood*
*eats it*
But it's so good!!!
*sighs*
Fine.
(Bye Iggy!)
*gives Elleni a special numbing ice cream*
...rainbow! Let me try some too!
*just lays there*
Um...can someone heal me first? Or...nevermind. I'll try some rainbow blood first!
*licks Elleni*
*stands*
You don't taste as good as Amy, but you're not bad.
((Bye Iggy! Come back for more blood ice cream when you want some!))
*makes Amy a rainbow blood snow cone*
*hands it to her*
Here ya go!
(It's to bad the Blogland awards voting has already happened! I would nominate Amy and Elleni!)
*takes it*
Thank you!
*eats it and nods*
Not bad! Anyone have a replicating machine so we can make more blood? I kind of want to be healed now...
Wait! Dugglyn, can I have a plain snow cone.
((Haha. Thanks Dugglyn))
(Ok, I'm going to try to calm down a bit. It's getting kinda late...)
((I think I will go to sleep soon. After I try everyone's blood. And I get healed.))
Ok!
*hands Raven a plain snow cone*
*dips snow cone in purple and rainbow blood*
*tries*
Mmmmm.....so gooood!
(Yeah, one problem with the whole get healed thing. I don't know how to heal. Oh, and btw, I have blue blood! So I can put the curse of the surfer dude on people!)
(Wait! I have an idea! One sec!)
Don't be too dependent on me, I don't know how to heal either.
*bursts into Blogland*
Does someone need to be healed? I can heal people with my magical onion powers!!!
Hello Onion Man!
Try some of my blood!
Cut open Raven! Cut open yourself! Onion Man, can you give them numbing ice cream? And now let's try everyone's blood!
*looks thoroughly confused*
What?! I was told someone needed to be healed, not someone wanted me to try their blood!
Tasty Blood party... XD
*walks way*
I'll be back when someone needs to be healed!
...well, before you heal me, try my blood! It's really good! Don't miss the chance! :D
*More blood ice cream implies I had some in the first place*
*uhhhhhh no*
~Iggy
PS~ I'm really not here now. Byebye again!
Fine!
*takes a snow cone of her blood*
Mmmm....
This is really good!!
((Bye again Iggy!))
(Hby Iggy!!)
I know, right? Take some for your trip home! Then heal me and Elleni. And then after cutting the rest of the people open I think we shall be okay! :D
Don't cut me open!
Ok!
*gets a bag and fills it with Amy and Elleni's blood*
Thanks!
*heals both of them*
Ok, there you go! I got to go! I'll be back when more people need to be healed!!
*disappears into smoke*
Raven? What kind of blood do you have?
Well that was nice of him.
Thanks Onion Man!
*stands up to get a snow cone of my blood*
Dugglyn! CUT YOURSELF OPEN! ...I mean, just give yourself a little cut and bleed yourself out a little...or something...
*the mist sneakers up behind Raven*
*stabs him in the leg*
*solidifies*
Ooooooooo! You have ________ blood!
Amy, I have red blood, the kind of blood most people have, it has a metallic taste because of the iron in it, it's not nice and I can't loose much of it. Sorry. Then again, that's only what I've been told, I never knew there were different types of blood. I'm not quite sure Amy.
*stares blankly at Elleni*
What secret???
*acts all secrety and stuff*
I have blue blood!!! That means I can put the curse of the surfer Derek on people!!!
Yes and Dugglyn proves it, I have normal blood, well common blood I should say.
*nods* Okay Raven. Maybe when you get a paper cut or something you can confirm it and tell us later!
**dude
Curse of the surfer dude. Not Derek!!!
(Also Dugglyn, btw you stabbed her leg.)
...what's that? Explain please! I have never heard of that curse!
Oooohhhh Amy! What's the secret!
*tries some of Raven's blood*
That is normal. Ugh.
Don't be disgusted with my blood Dugglyn, I didn't ask you to taste it.
**her!
Sorry!!! Darn kindle!!!!
Far out. Another ded, not again.
It's not that the blood its self is bad it just tastes bad.
It's not a bad thing!
I dedicate this page to blood, it sometimes tastes good, it sometimes doesn't. Blood keeps us alive. To blood, the purple, the blue, the rainbow and the red.
*tastes both of their blood*
Hm... they are all very nice. Raven's is a little...salty? Or would that be the metallic taste?
Oh. Dugglyn's is...weird...
Another wonderful dedication! :D
Stop tasting my blood. I'm a hypocrite! Don't taste my blood, I'm allowed to taste yours, you can't touch mine.
*licks some blood of the floor*
The curse of the surfer dude is a curse that only people with blue blood can put on people. One time when my friend and I put it on our camp consular for not letting us have marshmallows for lunch (we actually did! This actually happened! Whether or not it as the surfer dude is a whole nother question) and then there was a big boom of thunder. We don't get thunder on Seattle so naturally we assumed it was the surfer dude farting, trying to warn our camp consular.
Haha. We can't even donate our blood... People will just drink it instead :P
Love the ded!
Oh...interesting...
Elleni's right! The reason my blood tastes weird is because I'm weird.
Um that's a bit strange Elleni! o.o
((Elleni, what IS your secret?))
OMG!! I forgot to tell you peeps about the dream I had about Derek last night! It was my third one!
It's that she has rainbow blood right?
*hides behind a wall*
In a cooing voice says, "Elleni, reveal your secret to me the great and powerful Raven"
*whispers to Amy*
We need to work together to find the secret.
*coos*
Elleni, reveal all, reveal all!
Yeah, it's been weird. The one last night is that I got to go to the Requiem Ball but it was in Derek Landy's house! There were a lot of awesome people I didn't know there. This dream was by far the best of my three dreams about Derek.
And now I finally understand why some people want to be vampires...
Yeah Amy!
Oh thats nice Dugglyn, I would kill to have Derek dreams, I have dreams about my guitar teacher throwing me against a wall, *sigh* such is life.
*high-fives Raven*
*whispers* I think it's just her colorful blood though...But who knows? She might be trying to hide another secret...
The first one was where Derek was my science substitute teacher but then he acted normal and assigned us a 21 page essay on this really confusing paper. And I didn't even get time to talk to him!!
The second one was where he was my camp consular. That one was better. It was just really strange.
Dugglyn, you have weird, but awesome, dreams...
*whispers*
Yes Amy! Maybe it is her blood.
*stops*
What if the secret is
*gulps*
What if we don't exist, what is she's us and she's made us up to think we exist. Maybe she's hiding it from us.
Raven that sounds like a weird dream!
*over hears Raven*
Wha!?
O_O *whispers back* You mean... we might be figments of our own imaginations???
I know! Except the first one was bad.
*whispers to Raven* Darn. She overheard us...
But at least we know we exist! :D
Meh, idk, giant pooh bear's were roaming round the school with batman, and all the teachers wanted to kill the student by impaling them on the spikes in the P.E room but they made it out to be a class activity and then my guitar teaching was throwing me against the wall because I was two seconds take because my leg fell off and *sigh* wish I had Derek dreams.
I wonder if Derek is reading this right now and thinking how weird we are. I mean we are tasting each other's blood and I am talking about dreams I had about him.
...that's...wow...
*screams at Amy*
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE EXIST! I've wondered this for so long, yay.
*graps Amy's hands*
*skips in a cirlcle*
Raven, that dream sounds awesome. Scary at the time but awesome afterwards!
Haha. That would be so funny!
*skips along with Raven*
*grabs an ice cream along the way*
Yeah....my guitar teacher is actually really nice, and he doesn't even kill flies so I think I'm fine.
I drank enough (too much) blood for today... And now it's really late. :(
I hope to do this again with you guys! Good night!
*tackles Amy to the ground*
*pins her by her neck cutting of oxygen flow*
We are friends right?
*grabs more ice cream before I leave*
*waves to everyone*
Ugh. I should probably go to bed. As some of you know it is almost midnight here. I think I shall try to sheep! Goodnight all yey'all! Thank you for an awesome night!
Yep! FRIENDS! DON'T KILL ME!
Bye!
*lets go of Amy*
Just making sure.
*smiles wickedly*
Bye.
Night Amy!
Night Elleni!
Night Raven!
Elleni, do you still be here, in the distance and darkness of Blogland?
Well that's good.
That's not important, for now, I'm me.
I just *sigh* want to be me for a while, not the other me, just this me, there are multiple me's 3 in exact. I like this me, because she's different and she doesn't want to be violent and deranged and fight all the time, this me is who I want to be right now, other me's will come and go, this me, will come and go, but for right now, for today, I am me, this me.
And you are you.
You've deprived your smiley face of multiple chins.
CHINS!
(Elleni?)
At 7:43 you said (Fabi?)
I don't know, you mentioned my name first.
...
Oh, you were guessing about Raven, weren't you?
Oops.
Sorry.
Never mind.
Bye!
I'm not Fabi
Well, Raven isn't me.
I'm me.
And Raven's Raven. And other people. But not me.
Raven has to go now. Bye!
*turns into a raven and flies off*
Hello anyone who is on! I got Armageddon Outta Here 2 weeks ago, but I didn't start it until 3 days ago, and man, Get Thee Behind Me, Bubba Moon is possibly the scariest thing I have ever read!
No way I'm doing anything for Erskine Ravel, that scumbag.
I just read the rp.
Goshdarn.
Just...
*dies from laughing too hard*
And Raven. Hmm. *puts deerstalker hat and cloak that looks vaguely Sherlock-ey on* *grabs magnifying glass*
A mystery...
*the wind makes the cloak flutter dramatically and the dying rays of sunlight illumine my face* *tilts chin up, looking majestic and mysterious*
*and then the wind blows a tree branch into my face*
Hey :))))
Noooooo....I missed them.
*flies away awaiting a new guy*
Anyone? Are you in the shadows?
Can I have as many people people as possible help a fellow fan out by filling out a survey for me, to go towards a school project, please. It would be really wonderful if as many people as possible could. :)
(It would only take a minute or two.)
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/16Kf-HVW52HUEGKuWD-Wqkhyudy7q4cagTQInEi6gkRE
Come to Glasgow!!!!!!!!!
Hi Derek I've been reading your books ever since they came out in my primary school 7 years ago! Since then I've tried to track you down and meet you however i keep missing you at signings!!!!
This is your final book in the series and I'd love to meet you before the end .... Contact me back or come to Glasgow!!!!
Come to Glasgow!!!!!
Come to Glasgow!!!!!!!!
Hi Derek I've been reading your books since they came out in my primary school 7 years ago!!!!!
From then on I've tried to track you down and simply meet you however i keep missing you at signings and it's been 5 years!!!
Please could you come up to Glasgow i understand you have a lot going on but these books mean everything to me and now that it's the last in the series I'd love to meet you before the end!!!
Please contact me Kasim Rasul
Bore da :)
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FRUITS BASKET!
Hey
Adra says I was terrible? I could have done a lot worse, but I was keeping it rated PG. I would really have liked to piss Alastair off further. *laughs*
I assure you, you wouldn't like to have gone any farther.
You know me not, Alastair. What did you do to my sister? She has not woke since Zafira revived her.
Interesting that she hasn't. Zafira bringing her back won't have healed any illnesses I gave her, though, so that might have something to do with it.
*Cuddles Alastair gently*
I'm concerned for her as well.
Zafira: Alastair, answer truthfully, did you take Zanida's name?
()
Why should I tell you? If we're getting into roleplay now, both of me are at Aretha's house.
*cuddles Adra*
Speaking of which... If you care, my love, Adra did answer back.
(I just told Cleverbot that I was Loki and told it to kneel an it did. Then it asked if I was Thor. Because it was dating Thor...))
*Aretha strolls through the forest, looking for a place to set up and train, when she comes across Judhipor* Death? What's... Are you ok?
--
*struggles to suppress another building onslaught of tears* *brushes his fingers over the same cheek, slowly freezing up*
*Her eyes drift to Ari and instantly fill with tears. She scrambles away, confused*
What?! But you're dead! Loki... I saw you dead, Aretha Tesla. You were dead in Loki's arms. You're not here. My mind is playing tricks on me again. And my mind should know that it is Judi! Not Rose. Rose is too busy sobbing and blaming me.
No, no, Alastair, please. *She grabs the lapels of his jacket, shaking him once, tentatively* Don't blame yourself for what Loki did.
I DONT COME ON FOR ONE NIGHT AND YOU DRINK EACH OTHERS BLOOD?!
*shakes head in wonder*
I am currently in a tent during a thunder storm on my mums phone...Yey.
(Sounds like a pretty normal night for me, Silente.))
Aretha: *growls softly, adding Loki to her list of people to punch very hard* No, I'm not dead. He's one of those illusion people- that's what he does. *tentatively approaches Judi* And I wouldn't let him kill me so easily. Next time he tells you I'm dead, send me a text, or something, ok?
--
*after a moment, he blinks, still half frozen* *if he pulls himself out of it, he'll break into tears again* *if he doesn't, he'll only withdraw himself from reality again* *at least, when he lets himself fade, he doesn't feel so many things with such intensity*
(You're normally in a tent during a thunder storm on your mums phone? That a bit...weird. Mind you blogland is weird so its fine! Who's currently on?)
((I am, however likely it is that I'll have to leave soon.))
You're dead Aretha. How do I know that you're not one of his illusions right now?
*She shies away from Aretha, knowing she is purely an illusion. You killed her. That isn't Aretha. Aretha is dead and it's your fault! She winces*
You are dead. You are actually dead. You are dead because I saw you. Loki had you. Because I wouldn't kneel. He killed you because I wouldn't submit!
(Hello Alastair. I hope you're having a good day...although from the rp it seems unlikely. I hope your author is having a good day.)
Alastair...
*She blinks her tears back, her hands running over his cheeks and the contours of his face, trying to figure out what has happened* *She bites her lip*
(Camping and such is a common thing. And I pop on to say hi sometimes.))
*laughs* I did, indeed kill her, but Jabari brought her back.
Zanida: *is awake, watching Loki* Woah...
((Alice, for me as the one rping Zanida, did you take her name? -Zaf))
(Ah okay. How are you death? And Loki. And Zan. And Zaf. And anyone i unwillingly ommited )
((Later I'm ranting about my trip to Seaside, its just so my luck.-Zaf))
Loki... I hate you. I actually hate you. Rose hates you more. Stop toying with our emotions. You want us to kill our friends, well, her friends and my play-things. Just stop it. You already have almost full power over us...
*She stands up, her back to Aretha, facing Loki*
You still have two more people in here to harness. Stop hurting my friends.
(I'm alright. Tired, but alright. How are you Silente?
Ok Zaf!))
(The rain has stopped! Hallelujah!)
I believe I shall not stop, you are the most interesting to torment. You are very valuable, hurting you causes problems for many people.
(It will start again in a sec, don't worry Silente!!))
*She stares at Loki before dropping to her knees*
Please... Stop hurting my friends. Torture me, only me, all you want, just don't hurt them.
(I am....waiting for this holiday to end. Its been okay but there's been a lot of stress and anger and bordem. I have nothing to read AT ALL and i miss you guys. But other than that the holidays fine and I'm fine and its all fine)
(I hate school. I don't want the holidays to end... *Sob*))
You should have thought to kneel yesterday. Your pleas mean nothing now. Your little friends will suffer, and I will take over this realm, and when I do, your friends will be made into examples.
(Its raining again. Or trying to. Damn. Thought it had stopped.)
((No, I tore away her soul. I thought I'd made that clear.))
Aretha: No, I promise, I'm really not dead. I haven't died in weeks. And before that time, a almost a year. And... Anyway, my point being- I'm not dead. You could just call me or something right now, if you wanted- I have my phone on me. Or, just, I dunno- hug me, or something?
--
*is aware enough to know what she's doing* *and floods back into himself, pulling her close and breathing heavily against her* Sorry, love...
Loki... Please.
*Her hands are clasped in front of her - she's begging. There are tears streaming down her face*
Please. I swear absolute loyalty to you if you lead them alone. I will do anything. Absolutely anything you want me to... Just please, don't hurt them... I apologise for yesterday. It was uncalled for.
~If you had knelt yesterday, we wouldn't be in this mess you idiot. It's all your fault. Always your fault.~
*Stumbles to her feet, and tries to go for the kitchen, to find some herbal tea- it can calm her love* *By the time she gets to the porcelain floors, she's dizzy, swaying violently across the floor* *Barely makes it to the bin before she's crawling on the floor, emptying her stomach into the trash*
*After a number of minutes of heaving without anything coming up but loose acid, she lays on the cold floor, shivering* *Briefly wonders if Loki did something to her* *Attempts to reach out for his presence- isn't sure how strong of a psychic he is, and instead reaches out for Zafira, knowing that she will be nearby*
*Demands that Zafira ask Loki what he might have done to her, before slipping from the wavelength*
Aretha, I'm really sorry. I should have done what he wanted me to yesterday. And now you will all-
*She hiccups*
It's all my fault. I'm so sorry...
Aretha: Oh, don't do that, Judi... Really, we can all fend for ourselves. And he's going to try to kill us anyway, as long as we resist him. Which I will.
*appears by Adra again, and pulls her against him, trying to keep himself collected* I'm sorry, love- I'm fine...
He likes to try and torture me? Then he can, all he wants. I'm not putting you guys in harms way, Ari. Not if I can help it.
*Sobs once, and clutches to Alastair tightly* Please... *Buries her head in his shoulder* Please don't leave me.
Aretha: But he'll only force you to kill us if you let him! We're in his way, and he won't have it, no matter what you do for him.
He knows my True Name and has taken over Rose. Only me and Sil are left. Well... Just me, really. I'll let him control every aspect of me. And I can't stop him from controlling Slīvœrrsę. There are two people in my head wanting to help him. I don't, but I will if he leaves you alone.
Zafira: *eyes widen, a little stunned* Loki...well I can ask.
Ask me what?
Zafira: What did you do to Adra?
I mixed her blood with mine, I tested it before and it will weaken a Midgardian due to the fact I have ice in it.
Zafira: He mixed his blood with yours, it should weaken you...perhaps you feel sick because of this.
(Msd...))
*Adra shudders, feeling thoroughly revolted* *Her fingers clench*
(Adra has Frost Giant blood!))
*strokes her hair, holding her tightly* I won't, love... *is attempting, and mostly failing, to take steady breaths*
(*whistles nonchalantly*)
((Nothing will change within her, its like putting poison in your bloodstream. By now Alastair probably can't do anything to me with it, I hope.-Loki))
(I guess that gives a whole new meaning to cold-blooded killing machine...
For Frost Giants in general...))
*She's working on calming herself* *Nods faintly* We'll both take deep breaths, okay? We breathe together.
*grabs Zanida and appears near Alastair* Good morning, love birds. *Zanida is pretty pale, and will not let go of her brother for fear of losing balance*
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