Okay then, here are the locations and dates for my Ireland/UK tour.
AUGUST
29th: Waterstones, Ringwood — 11AM — signing
Waterstones, Bournemouth — 3PM — signing
30th: Waterstones, Bluewater — 1PM — signing
31st: Dun Laoghaire — details to be confirmed — fan event and signing
SEPTEMBER
5th: Village Books, Dulwich — 6.30PM — fan event and signing
6th: WHS, Milton Keynes — 11AM — signing
WHS, Sheffield — 3PM — signing
7th: Waterstones, Newcastle — 12 NOON — signing
11th: Easons, Galway — 4PM — signing
13th: Easons, Belfast — 11AM — signing
14th: Easons, Limerick — 2PM — signing
19th: Hodges Figgis, Dublin — 6PM — signing
And then, of course, on the 27th, we're all going to be dragged into the Theatre of Shadows...
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 400 of 4135 Newer› Newest»*Her lip wobbles, and then she pushes him gently* Alastair, stop.
*Her breathing is heavy*
Please..
That would be interesting...
A cat in your arm.
I don't think that would work...
Yes! You're here!!!
*glomps right back*
*pokes her*
Yo man! How be's yous?!?
*hops around Blogland*
*smiles maniacally*
Purple! Purple! Purple! Purple!
Purple carrots.
Hello!!!
I's be's fines!!
Hi Fabi!!!!
Hi Amethyst!!!!
How be's yous?!?!
I... *pauses, then breathes out slowly* I'm sorry, love. *leans back against the wall, retreating into a combination of anxious, guilty, and uncertain*
Purple carrots purple peanuts purple pudding!!!
Hello everyone!!! How are you all?
I'm good, Dugglyn! What about you?
I my fine pie!!!!!
Oh my gosh I am not sure if you want to go to bed now?!?!
I'm fine! :D
...Dugglyn...what are you trying to say?
(Ignore the last sentence. That's just me being weird.)
I'm good thanks you want them off the day? I'm going back later this page is not to eat!!!
*She wipes her eyes*
I'm just sick from all that's happened, I think.. There isn't anything to heal, because the physical sickness comes from the mental and emotional...
*Lightly touches her hand to her cheek, where Loki had scrawled Alastair's name into her flesh* *Shies away*He was terrible..
Oh, yeah, if you still need another member to have the right number, my "little" sister could join.
Purple carrots do belong. They have them at the farmer's market...
Oh god.
O.O
Didn't think of it that a way....
Oops.
Also, Destiel! She's also I minion! I'm trying to get her to come donors...
...those sentences...don't make any sense... XD I am so confused right now...
Fabi, I think she means because everything else started with a p except carrots. But that's what make them unique!
That and their ability to talk when it is dark!
I be sorry very Amy. I am doing what my kindle predicts I will say next and it is pretty funny!
**more.
Not donors. That was an honest mistake.
My kindle can't do that!!! D:
*She stays where she lay, sprawled somewhere in the forest with the darkness pressing on her, forcing her back inside herself even further*
It's all my fault.
*She thinks back to Aretha, dead in Loki's arms. Just if she had knelt...*
She would still be here if it wasn't for me.
*She didn't know who quite was talking. Was it Rose? Or was it Judhipor? She didn't know. Nor did she want to*
It's all your fault.
Did you want to go to the Barf Towers in refried London?!?!
(Hiya Deathy!!! A how a be's a yous a?!?)
Oh gosh!
She shouldn't have seen that! Poor your friend!
YOU ACTUALLY KNOW THAT ELLENI
OH MY GOSH YOU'RE SO AWESOME
I HAD TO RANT AT EVERYBODY ELSE AND MAKE EMOTIONAL BLOG POSTS AND SPEECHES AND I THINK ANNIKA PROBABLY DOESN'T LIKE ME NOW (sorry)
BUT YOU ACTUALLY KNOW ABOUT PURPLE CARROTS
YAY
...oh...bad idea...
(I'm meh. Little brother keeps throwing insults at me and I get in trouble if I defend myself. Pretty much everyday for me.))
I knew that too but only because you said so Fabi. Thank you for spreading the amazingness of purple carrots.
And I second the notion of how awesome Elleni is.
Actually, how awesome all of yous be's!!!!!!
O_O I learned something new today...
purple carrots...
((Aw, Deathy!
*juggles*
I know how little brothers are...))
Elleni! Poor you!
**huggles
Right now I know you want to eat her face but you can't!
(Oh gosh, why would I ever say that?!)
Uh...
*laughs carzily*
Why don't think so I can get a chance for me know when you get to read all about it and dub hah bday eh heh nd y beings habitats handbook occurring much!!
Yep!
(Hey everyone by the way.))
Terribly sorry, my love; I ought to leave now. It's... Weird...
You seem to be gone, anyway. In the event that you do post again, I'll try to catch it later and reply.
Um. No. That's not what I meant to say. I was just saying yep. I am not drunk! If I were drunk I would be a whole lot weirder. Trust me!
*backs away from Elleni*
Uh... Are you all okay?
Elleni!
*looks at her disapprovingly*
What did I tell you?! I said I know you want to eat her face but you can't! Not yet! We are out of salt! After I buy more salt then you can eat her face!
Be patient ok!
[hugs Deathy]
You're amazingful.
D: I hate spoilers. -_-
I think Dutch people bred orange ones because that's their national color. Although, that might be just a theory or a piece of nonsense randomly stored in my head. I'm not sure at the moment.
Yes! My goal isn't anything like world domination, it's to spread purple carrot awareness!
And Elleni is awesome. :-)
SALT!!! ...Silente salt? Or just regular salt?
Elleni, I think she was here to role play with Alastair. And he left. It's nothing about us.
I think.
I'm not that scary am I?
...ya...Silente is a salt shaker...
Adraaaaaa! [hugs] <3
Bye...
Dugglyn...? You're a weirdo. :-)
:O Amy! I like Amy! And her face!
...I think I'm scared for my face now...
...I have no idea...
What be this Silente salt?
*looks at Amy suspiciously*
Are you trying to stall us?
((Dugglyn is correct. I've officially left this blog, but Alastair wanted me to continue writing here until Adra is safe.
That is all.))
No! Silente is my salt shaker! :D
...She IS a salt shaker...right?
Oh.
*is confuggled*
Why is Silente a salt shaker? I thought she was my pet Vampy!
My snuggle bug!
(Hehe, snuggle but!)
(I'm sorry Adra... I do hope you come back one day... :'( ))
Silente is a salt shaker. I remember this.
Blake was a fake pepper shaker, no? Actually an ash shaker?
What was Snow, again?
And Zaf?
One of them was a sugar shaker, right?
Oooh! I have an idea!
*turns to Elleni*
LAETNPO!!!!!!
Yep! Silente is a salt shaker, Blake was an ash shaker pretending to be a pepper shaker, Snow is the real pepper shaker, and Zaf is the sugar shaker!
Adra! Why did you leave? :(
*starts singing the Congo line song*
Shaker shaker sha-ker!!!!
Hey
Hello Raven! Have I met you before?
Adwa!
*huggles*
(Why does spell check want juggles?! I am not juggling Adra! Sheesh!!!)
Nope. I'm Raven, nice to meet you.
I think they are shakers because I was hallucinating. At least that's what I think...I'm not hallucinating right now am I?
Hello Raven! I'm Amethyst! Nice to meet you!
Purple Raven!
I no meat thee beforey!
I be Dugglyn Carzainia the wild banshee ninja, commander of all zombie caterpillars, giver of lollipops, and tree hugger!!
Oh, and I'm insane!!!
*hands Raven a lollipop*
Here ya go!
Nope Raven from my room, came up with it because people think ravens and crows are the same, but they're not. Yes they are both dark and black and birds, but looks are deceptive and until you get to know someone properly we're all the same.
Let's All Eat The Next Person On
LAETNPO!
And I guess it's Raven!
*grins Emily*
Oh, and I got more salt! So now we can eat Amy's face and we can eat Raven!
We shall eat well tonight young grasshopper Elleni!!
OMG ITS A LOLLIPOP!
Yay!
Thanks Dugglyn, plus we're all insane, my friend once said, 'Succumb to the inevitable, admit it my friend, we're all insane' and I succumbed, we can be insane together.
They are very different!
Lol Raven
XD
Ok, please don't eat my face. It's not a very nice face, not much meat, don't eat it.
(Raven... Hmm... Have we met before...? Perhaps I was under a different name...))
Hello Raven. :-)
I should probably go. Tired...
Yes. Yes we are!
*skips in a circle around Amy and Raven*
*she is holding a knife in one hand and a salt shaker in the other*
We can be insane together! LAETNPO! LAETNPO!
YAY!!
(Oh, and I grin evily, not Emily!)
O_O !!! MY FACE!!! AH!!!
*holds arms up to protect face*
Ok, Fabi! Bye!!!
Bye Fabi! Good night!
I agree, Rose.
I'm a master at linguistics. I know every mannerism of every person here.
Ehehehhehheeh
I certainly agree...
*NOW GOES*
I'm not sure Judhipor, then again, nothing can be determined from a first glance, can it?
...*doesn't know what to do*
*hugs Raven*
*turns into mist*
*floats ninjaly behind Amy*
*solidifies*
*taps her on the shoulder with the knife*
Yeah, that won't help!
*transforms into a raven escaping Elleni's grip and fils into a tree*
The hell is wrong with you people? Don't eat my god damned face, please!
I meant to say flies and I didn't like hit the tree or anything, I just flew into it's leaves and ya know perched on it's branches.
*sits down in middle of broken circle*
*forms air shield*
*pulls a caffeinated energy drink from the pocket of her Jean jacket*
*drinks it quickly and gulps down a chocolate bar*
*turn into mist*
*the mist is letting of sparks and changing color*
It always a good idea to give me extra energy!
O_O Can mist get in my air shield?
...*starts panicking*
*turns to Elleni*
Here, I'll get Mr. Bird Brain
(I do not really mean that!!)
*is still mist*
*floats up to the tree*
*is rapidly changing colors*
Boo!
*flies down from tree*
*sticks claws down scraping the scalp of Elleni*
*flies away*
*shrieks*
STOP! LOOK! ICE CREAM!!!
*points behind Elleni*
*sees Dugglyn*
Holy lord!
*flies away further*
*takes the chance to rush over to the other direction and buy ice cream*
*gets five ice creams*
*looks in the direction Amy is pointing*
*sees no ice cream*
*turns to Amy her color staying at red*
Do. Not. Anger. The. Mist. It. Is. Not. a. Good. Idea.
*floats quickly over to her*
*solidifies and draws her knife*
I be hungry so I be eat!
Ice cream!!! See? Better than face! Not salty! Sweet! Eat!
*holds ice cream out to everyone*
*flies down*
*snatches an ice cream from Amethyst*
Thank you, I'll pay you back.
*hides in a tree to eat the ice cream*
Peace!!! EAT ICE CREAM!!!
Four more left! Come get yours before there's no more!
Sorry Elleni! As long as you promise not to eat my face, or Amy's face, I'll help you.
I'll help you too! To eat your ice cream!
*sits down to start my ice cream*
I'll help eat your ice cream after I eat mine!!!
*growls*
*stares at the ice cream*
*whines*
*grabs the ice cream*
*sniffs it*
*licks it*
*frowns*
Hmm..
*growls again*
*takes out her salt shaker and shakes salt onto the ice cream*
*takes another lick*
*grins*
*licks Amy's face them starts eating the ice cream*
*growls*
*stares at the ice cream*
*whines*
*grabs the ice cream*
*sniffs it*
*licks it*
*frowns*
Hmm..
*growls again*
*takes out her salt shaker and shakes salt onto the ice cream*
*takes another lick*
*grins*
*licks Amy's face them starts eating the ice cream*
...*wipes my face with napkin*
*continues eating ice cream with wary glances at Dugglyn*
Do you need help eating your ice cream too?
Ah well, that's just too bad, some deals just aren't meant to be made. Have fun with the bleeding head Elleni.
*looks around*
Where's the mist?
Salty caramel ice cream! :D
*fire misses wing*
*flies down to Elleni*
*shifts back to human state*
*Pulls out a medical kit*
Sorry kid, let me help.
*grabs Elleni's ice cream*
No ice cream for you!
*finished my ice cream*
*starts eating Elleni's*
I'll still help you though!
*licks her raspberry ice cream happily*
(It took me awhile to think of a flavor that won't be good with salt!)
*sees Amy steal Elleni's*
*looks at Elleni*
*looks at Amy*
*looks at her ice cream*
*stuffs the whole thing in her mouth*
SUGAR!!!!!!!
...
*sees sad Elleni*
...you want me to buy you another ice cream?
...and help you with that one too?
*turns into mist*
*attempts to sneak up behind Amy but she is rapidly changing colors and letting off sparks*
*fixes Elleni's head*
I didn't mean to hurt you, it uh, it uh......uh.....was an accident.
*nods at wound*
The cuts aren't deep you'll be fine, have my ice-cream.
*sees sparks*
Oh! SPARKLY ICE CREAM!
*licks sparkly Dugglyn*
(Ok!)
(Amy: XD and help you with that too! XD!!)
You are all crazy chickens.
*smiles*
We'll get along just fine.
Raven. We have met before. Haven't we?
*the mist screams*
Ahhh!
*solidifies*
Hmm...
Somethings different.
Oh. Wait. I'm missing my left eye.
Where is my left eye?!
*turns to Amy*
AMY!!!! YOU ARE MY LEFT EYE!!!!!!!!
Do you guys want more ice cream?
If you need help, just tell me. I am good at helping! :D
Do you think maybe we should all help Elleni? She seems very sad...
Maybe, just maybe, not you though, I met a different you, and you met a different me.
He don't be glaring at me Elleni it was your fault anyway!
I know. You met Rose. I can't figure you out. Who was your previous identity...?
I WANT MY EYE BACK!!!!
It doesn't matter Judhipor the last is the past.
*stares at Dugglyn*
Talking ice cream? Who knows my name?
*licks her again*
You attacked me first Elleni, it was clearly self defense.
Guys! I need help with talking ice cream!
*licks both of Dugglyn's eyes*
Hm...tasty!
*solidifies again*
I'M A PERSON AND YOU ATE MY LEFT EYE!!!!
BARF IT UP!!!
...O_O
Dugglyn? Or ice cream that LOOKS like Dugglyn?
I meant the past is the past. I also met the other you, I don't know how to spell it, but the Sīlverœsse? one.
ARG!!!!
STOP EATING ME!!!!!!
ONLY I CAN EAT PEOPLE!!!!
It does matter. It matters to me. And I'll never be able to think right, knowing that you remember my history and I do not remember yours.
I will figure you out, Raven. There will be characteristic that both you and your former self posses.
It's just a matter of finding it.
I AM DUGGLYN YOU IDIOT!!!
AND YOU ATE MY EYE!!!
Tasty! No wonder you wanted to eat my face! :D
...um... *looks down in stomach*
Your eyes taste like ice cream...I don't..think I can barf it up?
...
Pick a flavor! I'll buy you ice cream to replace your eyes!
(This making me grin so much!)
Hello! :-)
~Iggy
((Same. I'm laughing so much right now.))
Slīvœrrsę
I will find out. Just wait. That limits the amount of people to... A lot less. I won't reveal your identity if I do find out.
((Hello Iggy! Join us!))
*sighs*
Ugh. Now when people ask how my eyes are I can say, well, some one ate my left eye because it tasted like ice cream.
*pulls out her knife*
If you don't barf up my eye right now I will cut you open to find my eye. I am not joking.
NOW BARF!!!
I dedicate this page to differences. We all have them and in some ways, we can let them separate us from who we are. I'm not the same as everyone else, just as everyone else isn't the same as the next person. But we can't let our differences cloud our judgements, or stop us from doing something we love.
My best friend is different from me, we are two totally opposite people, but that never stopped us. That's not to say push away differences and focus on the things that are the same. What I want to say is embrace your difference and embrace the differences of others.
Because in reality, I would hate to live in a world with 7 billion me's, I'm too annoying by far. Unless you truly want to live in a world with 7 billion you' sand no one else, then embrace change and embrace differences.
...
I taste like your worst nightmare of a food, in case you were wondering
Anyway, hello.
~Iggy
...but...I can't barf on command!
CUT ME OPEN! DO IT!
*sprawls in front of Dugglyn*
Wait...Can someone buy me more ice cream first?
YES!!!!!!
*pulls out her knife*
*hold it to Iggy's throat*
I haven't eaten anybody all day. So I think I'm going to eat you!
((Nice dedication!))
Well Elleni, I would mind showing you my profile, because that's for me to look at and admire, not you. Secrets are what the world was built upon, secrets is how you stop yourself from getting hurt.
Hear hear!!
Hi Iggy!))
*sees Amy on the ground*
Oh, never mind Iggy! You're safe for now!
*runs over to Amy*
*grins wickedly*
Ya ready to be cut open?!
NO! NOT YET!!!
*panicking*
Where is my ice cream?
Hear hear Raven!!!
WAIT!!! ONLY TAKE OUT THE EYES!!!
LEAVE THE ICE CREAM! PLEASE!
Oh God Amy! Just run your finger down your throat to trigger a gag reflex do't cut yourself open.
Hi Raven, have we met?
It's okay if you don't want to answer. I haven't met a lot of people, so I guess that'd be like a hint or something.
*Sighs and grabs Dugglyn's wrist, holding her arm in a locked position and stepping away from the knife*
I've told you before, I don't taste good.
Iggy isn't an Iggy-food.
Alrighty?
~Iggy
Ok Elleni! After I cut her open and gut her we'll split her in half!
Though I call the bigger half!!!
(Thank you for liking my ded. I thought about differences all last nice and yeah....this is pointless, thank you.)
*takes ice cream*
Thanks Elleni!
Go! CUT ME OPEN AND BEGIN YOUR SEARCH FOR YOUR ICE CREAM TASTING EYES.
YOU HAVE ONE HOUR.
*sets timer*
BEGIN!
((Someone please help me. At least give me painkillers or something... Actually, ice cream might be good enough...Thanks.))
Wow, you people are commenting fast...
And you're all completely insane.
Wow.
~Iggy
Differences are cool.
~Iggy
*turns into MIST and escapes Iggy*
I have a person to cut open Iggy!
*floats over to Amy*
*solidifies*
*is still holding the knife*
No Iggy, we haven't met, even other me, hasn't met many people, nice to meet you. Raven.
*holds out hand*
(But Amy! We were going to eat you!)
(Thank you Iggy! I love being insane!)
(WHAT? I thought you only wanted your eyes!!! Tell her! She thinks your only going to take your eyes and heal her! ...or something)
AMY DON'T CUT YOURSELF OPEN! Trigger the gag reflex, don't cut people open, it's morally wrong.
((-_- Here comes my death...))
I want to keep my ice cream though! No gag reflex! D:
*pulls Elleni's hand off*
GAG REFLEX! GAG REFLEX!
...but...ice cream!
Amy! I'll get you more ice-cream. Put it this way, if you gag, you get more ice-cream, unlimited ice-cream. If you get cut in two and eaten, you die.
*finishes ice cream*
Oh...Is there special numbing ice cream that I can eat? I want to watch!
Ok!
*plugs the knife into her stomach*
*blood spills everywhere*
*the blood is purple*
Oh no Elleni! Her blood is purple! We can not eat her! We may only find the eyes and seal her back up.
*sighs*
*raffles through her internal organs*
Ah, here's her stomach!
*takes out her stomach and slits it open*
*rifles through it*
AHHA!
*pulls out a slightly chewed eye*
Got it!
Well, then. Hello, Raven.
*Shakes hand*
*Im just kinda awkwardly standing in the middle of these cannibal people.*
*Should I be running?*
*Yeah, I should be running.*
*Runs.*
~Iggy
**eye
**rifles
*looks down at Amy*
*her purple blood is all over*
Well, we were going to eat you but you have purple blood. We can't eat purple blood!
*transform into raven*
*flies to iggy*
*re-shifts to human*
Don't run!
*tackles to ground*
*pulls back to the circle of fun*
(Am I alive? Unconscious? I'm confused. What state of mind am I in?)
(It's to cool to eat! We can't eat it! We worship it!)
*begins praying to Amy's purple blood*
(Okay. I'll be alive. I want to see this.)
...*moves head up to see*
Uh...did you guys find the ey-
...-_- Dugglyn?
(Um, you are alive. You are conscious. Idk how but you are! Maybe it's your purple blood!)
*gasps in shock*
GASP!!!!
Elleni!! You ate y the purple blood?!?!
How dare you?!?!
O_O Are you guys okay? Was the eye okay?
*looks around* I'm still ALIVE!!!
*starts praying to magical ice cream*
(I know! Me too! This is awesome!!)
*Circle of...fun?*
*Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh.......no thanks?*
~Iggy
((XD Same...))
*pushes everyone over*
Stop eating eachother!
Stop acting deranged!
Please, be nice!
*sighs*
What am I saying, go ahead!
*looks down at Amy*
Well it was slightly chewed but I think it's ok!
*turns into mist*
*solidifies*
*her left eye is now in but it looks a bit squished*
*has a sudden urge to lick the purple blood*
*sits next to Elleni*
May I?
*tastes own blood*
*face lights up*
ICE CREAM!!!
BLUEBERRY!!! ...why is it slightly purple? *shrugs*
Mmmm...melted ice cream...
*stops* Okay...this is kinda weird... I should stop...
Drink up guys! Only time you taste purple-bluish...uh... blood? Is that even blood?
*starts chanting*
Raveni!!!!!!
It's a new ship!
*walks away from Amy*
*licks Amy's blood*
OMG! So good, so good!
*licks again and again addicted to the blood*
Thank you Elleni!
*licks constantly*
I'm bleeding to death! This is an interesting experience. I shall savor *ahem* this experience...
(I'm not sure whether to laugh or run. Run from the internet and never come back.
~Iggy))
The actual what? Dugglyn the actual even the hell?
*walks back to Amy*
*looks at the blood*
*looks at everyone drinking it*
*looks at the blood again*
Aw, what the heck!
*starts slurping up the blood*
Okay guys...STOP.
Seriously. Can you guys heal? Or am I stuck just bleeding out?
...Oh well. Do you think if I eat more ice cream I can make more blood? Does I have to eat Raspberry or Blueberry ice cream?
(Oh I know)
*get glass*
*pushes some blood into it*
*hands it to Amy*
For you m'lady, holder of the fairest blood in the land.
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