Monday, July 28, 2014

Taunts From a Serial Killer

Those of you participating in the Theatre of Shadows, you're going to have to keep a very close eye on this blog and https://www.facebook.com/OfficialSkulduggeryPleasant — it seems a certain serial killer has started hijacking pages, and is divulging some hints as to his whereabouts.

The following has been sent out to all Theatre of Shadows registrants...



My friends,

Many of you have spotted the facebook incursion on Sunday from escaped fugitive Silas Nadir. He’s taunting us. We need your help now more than ever.
The first clue to Nadir's location arrived  late last night and we set our three top code-breakers  to solve the puzzle.
This morning, they were each found dead in their homes. On the wall beside each body was scrawled "Silas 3, Sanctuary 0."
And so we must call upon you.
Time is of the essence. Before they were killed, our code-breakers worked out that the clues seem to point to an unusual sequence of numbers. They managed to fill in not one space before Nadir found them:  ? ? . ? ?, leaving us four spaces to fill for now. 
Teamwork between Operatives is always encouraged, and we'll be monitoring the facebookblog and twitter constantly so that the best Operatives receive just rewards.
Remember Nadir's promised us three clues: so to throw him and his accomplices off the scent, the next clue will be sent out to all those registered to Theatre of Shadows.  If you haven't already – be sure to sign up for free as a matter of urgency. Operatives in the US, Norway and Sweden we know that registration is an impossibility for you right now: rest assured we will need you for the third clue. You are crucial too. 
Here’s the first clue:
1.    Take the number of letters in my magical discipline (here's a hint, idiots — it's a two-worded ability), then multiply that by the age of the Jitter Girls. Add to this the number of rooms in the Midnight Hotel and then subtract the age of a sorcerer named Petrichor. With me so far? Keeping up?  Now put in a decimal point (do you know what that is?), then the amount of damns I give about any one of you, and follow this with the maximum number of Dead Men there is at any one time. Now subtract   the number of babies stolen by the goblin brothers. Whatever their names are. Ugly little critters, the lot of them. Not as ugly as the babies, though.
And that's all he's given us to fill in  ? ? . ? ?. The Sanctuary’s resources are stretched so terribly thin… please help us find Nadir before he can kill again.
And be wary. He found our first code-breakers. He could find any of you, too.
Yours in magic,
Grand Mage Erskine Ravel

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Unknown said...

Oooh. Secrets?

Laughs like crazy-person said...

Omg so near the top!!! Howya there?! Ohhh humans shall see this!!!:D

Anonymous said...

Hello all,

Does anybody know if there are plans for U.S. publication of Skulduggery Pleasant? I've had to order from overseas and shipping has been exorbitant! Hopefully U.S. publishers will pick up his future works!

Unknown said...

My first comment ever was first. :D
I have succeeded in life.

Stelbear said...

I feel so superior right now because my comment is so near the top :3 everyone shall feel my presence

Unknown said...

"Yours in magic," F O R C E D L A U G H T E R

Flip and Bibble said...

...Ack, all my teamwork is being done via private messages with a friend because I'm scared of other people...

What do you do with the code?

I still keep thinking 'how dare you E-mail me you *£%$&)&%' whenever I see Ravel's name in an e-mail...

Myosotis Terra said...

Oh my...seems like I have to re-read all of the books again to solve this riddle!
Seriously, SP is one of my favorite book series and it depresses me that I don't know anything. :')

Katy A said...

So where do we post our answer? Or do we post our answer at all?

Unknown said...

am i the only one who doesnt trust erskine anymore

Inky Flame said...

(*High fives el*)

Noelle said...

*Adra shivers against him, clutching at him* *Cries softly*

Inky Flame said...

Silente, have you calmed down, bach?

Inky Flame said...

Silente, have you calmed down, bach?

Dragona Pine said...

(It's my question is that how it's essentially just a simple maths problem. With sanctuary resources, any code breaker could do it.
Yet they were killed before not being able to get a single number.
Which means either a) They're totally incompetent code breakers, or b) Nadir killed essentially as soon as they received the maths problem.

Also I'm wondering why he would leave clues to his whereabouts in the first place. He's a serial killer. Why would he want people to know where he is?)

Anonymous said...

(Could it be s coordinate?)

Unknown said...

Trying to find Amelia Petrichor, which book is she in?

Inky Flame said...

(Im not sure, but surely it is correct? seeing as how a few of us got to that answer?)

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*shushes her gently, stroking her hair* It's alright, love. We're going to be alright. *gently pulls her closer, entering her mind to seek out why she's upset and soothe her*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*is still sobbing*
*traces the line of the knife over her heart in its sheath*
*its the first one Viv made her*
*yanks it free from its sheath and breaks the blade in two, crushing the hilt*

Dionysus pertinax said...

Hmm I'm a bit confused by the wording but I got either 36.07 or 39.04? What do you guys think?

Anonymous said...

*falls over*

Inky Flame said...

(A few of us got 36.07)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(no he doesn't Viv)

Anonymous said...

(Thanks)

Anonymous said...

*slowly opens his eyes*
What the!?

Inky Flame said...

*-Blake has gone very quiet...-*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*starts doing the same to all her other daggers*
*pulling them from their sheaths and breaking them apart*

Anonymous said...

Elleni! I...wait ....were we...kissing?

Inky Flame said...

SIlente, there is no need to do that (soz I have to go now)

Noelle said...

*She's still processing what happened in Hell- and that she thought he was dead* *Closes her eyes*

Unknown said...

(ok I got a very different answer than many others then 12.07 with Dimensional Shunter and 18.07 with Dimensional Shunting, time to redo maths)

Anonymous said...

Erica!
*eyes grow wide*

Where's Sil!?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Bye Flick!)

*continues doing this*
*shrieks*
*rips the knives apart not caring if them hurt her, if anything preferring the pain*
*starts intentionally ripping them apart in a way the will hurt her*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*isn't sure whether that means she assumes he was never dead to begin with or not* *starts to filter through her memories of Hell for her, as he had the last time*

Dionysus pertinax said...

Yeah I think the wording is a big problem, people are elevating whether petrichor is 31 or 93and which word we should be using to describe silas nadirs ability

Emerald Melody said...

Has anyone tried putting 36.07 in a Google map of Dublin??

I know most of Dublin and if it is a co-ordinate, that would really help.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*can't stand to stay still*
*runs from the house*
*runs straight ahead, into the forest*
*keeps running, as fast as she can*

Noelle said...

*Adra begins to slow in her shivering, relaxing*

Unknown said...
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Alastair Cruciatus said...

*continues to work through her memories, till he's sorted all of them* Adra... Can we promise each other that if one of us dies, the other will stay alive, so we can bring each other back?

Unknown said...

36.07
42.07

so coordinates are the theory. I landed in algeria with 36° 0' 0",+7° 0' 0"

and directly south of Monaco with

42° 0' 0",+7° 0' 0"

Noelle said...

*Adra struggles to move, just hearing him say that tear her in half* *Nods barely*

Noelle said...

(It could be a percentage...

Or how much he spent at the grocery store.)

Unknown said...

and ethiopa with swapping them around

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(@El I think Viv's iPod may be playing up...)

Noelle said...

(I think you all are definitely reading too much into the coordinate thing.)

Snow said...

I think I've already solved it. Though not sure about the age of Petrichor being right

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(agreed Elleni)

Snow said...

(Oh look. You lot have it too. And I definitely got Petrichor's age wrong. Huh. )

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(James is in a coma. May as well lower him on your list...)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(@El I'm sending Sil your way, is that okay?)

Jophiel said...

(So... Tired... Sleep was bad idea...)

Snow said...

(And I just had an Idea... btw, could someone tell me what age they found for Petrichor please. I want to know if I got it right. )

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Good. She's my fav character and I'd rather her not go the other way.)

*keeps running*
*runs straight into a tree ans accidently topples it, wincing at the loud and very obvious BOOM it makes*
*steps back, hugging herself, getting blood on her shirt*
*her leg feels like its going to fall off and has started bleeding again*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*breathes out, pulling her into a hug* I'm sorry, my love, I just couldn't stand- ... Did you know that my Hell, now, consists only of losing you, repeatedly, in every way imaginable? I just... I don't want to put you through this again- it was bad enough the first time...

Emerald Melody said...

I hate my fucking country at the best of times...

Jophiel said...

What's wrong Em?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*stands with her back to El, furiously, almost obsessively, clawing at her arms, needing a different pain to the one in her heart*
*each time her nails dig in deeper, harder, but still it doesn't help*
*the ground around her feet is bloodied*

Snow said...

(*snorts* I definitely got the age wrong. )

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*pauses*
*she only just realises El was here*
*turns, not bothering to hide the torn flesh of her arms, or the blood crusted fingers, or the broken finger with the lack of Viv's ring*
What?

Noelle said...

*Adra nods in understanding, and buries her head in his shoulder*

Emerald Melody said...

Just saw a video of a group of pricks who robbed a family car, rallied it around an estate, nearly hitting a good few gobshites who were STANDING AND WATCHING THEM, hitting lamp posts and then later on burned the car.

They are talking about it on the radio and these scum bags are saying they have 'nothing to do'. These 22 and 23 year olds who have nothing better to do but be let dragged up.


And then the one of the Finglas roads are closed because there are 2 traveller families feuding, so there is a whole national road closed with tons of cop cars, fire trucks, ambulance, helicopters over 2 families that could injure themselves and everyone else in between.

It's no wonder the scum bags are rallying the car because they are all trying to stop the 2 families.

I hate this fucking country...

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*frowns, confuses a moment*
Erica...
*connects the dots*
IDIOT!
*turns and smashes her fist against a tree, snapping most of the bones in it*
*starts clawing at her head*
IDIOT STUPID MORON IMBECILE!

Jophiel said...

That sucks, Em. Australia ain't like that... You should come live here with me!

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*looks at El, wincing as El touches the ruined flesh*
Sorry! I am so sorry! I'm an idiot! I didn't mean any of it! Clearly I just can't do ANYTHING right! But I'm so sorry!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*strokes her hair, trying not to smear blood over her back from his arm* I love you, Adra...

Noelle said...

*She moves her head so that it's laying over his heart, and she listens to the beat of it, and with it, she fully relaxes against him*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*shakes her head and stops El's wrapping*
Don't.
*hugs El tightly*
*whispers quietly*
I am so sorry. I'm a sh*t friend.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

I'm not. I'm a terrible friend. It's a wonder you lot put up with me.
*looks away*
I meant everything i said, about why anyone would chose me over you. Still do.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Viv is a dufus. And a bad judge of character.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

And Vic didn't know you were an option.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

**Viv

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

I very much doubt that.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*kisses her hair, and tries not to think about her laying over him, dead* *curls his fingers in her hair, trying to focus on her even breaths, her heartbeat, and the warmth of her against him*

Noelle said...

*Turns her head gently, and kisses his skin, then moves her head to his collarbone, kissing him again*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*stares* Now Derek, I'm not that mathmatical. -Zaf

Unknown said...

Haha đŸ˜† lol

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*carefully pulls her closer, kissing her hair again* I think it's been too long since I told you how remarkably beautiful you are. And brilliant, at that.

Noelle said...

*Smiles faintly, and moves to his neck, kissing him again, her fingers digging into his shoulders*

Jophiel said...

(I'll be on in 20minues, okay?)

Snow said...

You know, if it is coordinates, than each clue will be a part of each coordinate. first clue X, second Y, third Z. just a thought

not here

Alastair Cruciatus said...

You know, love, I'm beginning to wonder whether you had an ulterior motive in pulling my shirt off.

Noelle said...

*Looks mildly offended, then shakes her head* *Butes him gently*

Noelle said...

*bites

Damn

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(*sits here awkwardly wondering how this is 10 minutes...*)

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*smiles slightly* I do hope you know I meant that jokingly. *pauses, considering* I haven't asked you yet if there's anything I can do or get for you. Is there?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(oh thank the lord!)

*smiles at El*
I am really sorry though...I should have know better.

Noelle said...

*Shakes her head, and bites harder into him, then kisses the blood away*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*sighs*
You really don't have to. They're fine.
*they're not*
And its a waste of resources...

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*grumbles to herself, wincing a lot*
*looks at the leg Flick bit*
*shrugs and yelps when that pulls on the exposed tendons*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*takes a slow breath, trailing his fingers lightly over her spine*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*doesn't hold still cause shes annoying like that*
*moves her arms, wanting to look at the wrapping, and hisses in pain*

(BAD ZAFFY! XD)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

HOLY SHIT THERE ACTUALLY WAS A BOMB?! IS EVERYONE OKAY?-Zaf

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

What? I wanna look.
*moves her arms closer, gasping at the pain ripping through her muscles*
*stares*
Hmm. You're gettin good at this.

Noelle said...

*Shivers lightly- again, since she was in a hurry, she didn't have a chance to pick the best clothes- and she grabbed only the dress that she had* *Kisses his jaw and up to his ear, nibbling at it*

Jophiel said...

Zaf... Your prayers have been answered...

Is everyone okay??)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Omg....-Zaf

Star Inkbright said...

Oh gosh. XD XD

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*gets back up*
I never rest! I-
*makes a big arm gesture, as she does when talking, and cries out*
I need my pain killing leaves...that's all...

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*pulls away slightly, moving his hand to curl around the back of her neck, and kissing her gently*

Jophiel said...

(The irony of this is astounding.)

Noelle said...

*Leans her head back, deepening the kiss* *Wraps her arms around him, laying back*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

My muscles never heal. They just...you know...deal with it.
*smiles*
Now. Leaves..
*thinks for a moment*
Where did i leave my travel sowing kit...
*winces and grits her teeth, patting down her pockets*

Jophiel said...

(Zaf, shall we continue later...?)

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*rolls over her, kissing her mouth, then her nose, then her forehead* Are you sure there's nothing I can do for you? You don't want water, or food, or anything else?

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*eventually finds what she wants*
Ah ARGH
*glares at her arm for making an extravagant gesture*
*opens them travel sowing kit*
Needle. Needle. Needle. Dagger. Blood. Dagger. Thread. Pin...aha! Leaves.
*grabs them and almost screams when her arm bashes the kit*
*holds the packet of leaves carefully, putting the kit away*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(@El saying that only encourages Sil to act 12)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Nope! Don't like hospitals. I'm my own hospital.
*opens the packet, keeping the wince off her face just to prove her point*
*gently takes one and pops it in her mouth, chewing*
*puts the leaves in a different pockets and grins*
See. All better.
*waves her arms to prove a point*

Noelle said...

*Shakes her head, and wraps an arm around his waist, pulling him closer against him, lifting her hips to press against his*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

((Well, we do tend to change with time. I don't speak in Renaissance-age language, nor does anyone else in the series who's 500 years old. Habits, perspectives, and vernacular are not solely dependent on age.))

LordVile42 said...

(I think sorcerers do mature with their bodies. Just look at Tanith... :D)

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

*nods*
*is rather glad this cloth isn't showing the fact that its full of blood on both arm*
Exactly.

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

(Bye El! G'night!)
(I SHOULD go to sleep. However what I should do and what I ACTUALLY do are usually complete opposites.)

RacergirlElle said...

I have no idea what's going on in the comments section here. Some of you need professional help.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*presses back against her, kissing her again*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Indeed we do RacergirlElle! Pretty much ALL of us probably do!

Noelle said...

*Adra carefully wraps her arms around his hips, and drags her fingernails down his arms*

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

But RacergirlElle, you must instand. We embraced our inner lunatic. Now we have fun times.




Starting to think El had a point about sleep...

Jai (Silente Tempest - St Of Sinners) said...

Yep she did.

GNIGHT GUYS!
SLEEP TIGHT
DON'T LET THE CANNIBALS BITE
Actually do. Because that means you taste good. And that's a compliment.

Let me start over.

GNIGHT
SLEEP TIGHT
LET THE CANNIBALS BITE
AFTER ALL THEY NEED FOOD TOO!

Noelle said...

*Pans to the drapes...*

-
*A while later, Adra is curled under the covers*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*lays beside her, his fingers tangled loosely in her hair and one hand draped over her waist* * tenses, pulling her closer in his sleep*

Unknown said...

(18 x 6) + 24 - 93 - 3 + .07 = 36.07

Noelle said...

*Shushes him gently, and runs her fingers over his side, offering her presence to him*

Duck said...

DAMMIT! I have no access to the books!

Although... the wiki is always available.

(insert evil laugh)

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*twitches, and then starts awake, sending a bolt of electricity at the wall behind him and blowing a few lights as a result*

Noelle said...

*Shrieks, and jumps back, and falls from the bed- more than surprised*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*his eyes widen as he frantically moves to catch her with air, leaving her back on the bed and pulling her against him* I'm sorry, love... Are you alright?

Noelle said...

*She nods, and hitches one of her legs around his hip* *Pulls him closer to him, almost protectively*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*audibly sighs with relief, burying his face in her hair* Apologies...

Noelle said...

*Runs her fingers through his hair* *Kisses his forehead*

Alastair Cruciatus said...

*kisses her lightly, taking a deep breath* What have I ever done to make you care so much? *lets the question hang in the air a moment, musing*
How are you, my love?

Noelle said...

*Technically, she cared for him before he was even kind to her* *She thinks for a moment, then shrugs*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

((Hey Alice, for your author: Did she get the title of the MC chapter: Something Sweet As Pain, from The Avengers?-Zaf))

Noelle said...

I think they're asleep.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I believe so, ah well.-Zaf

Noelle said...

Yeah..

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Well I'm hereish, watching The Avengers with my nephew.-Zaf

Noelle said...

Alright...

Jophiel said...

(Yo.)

Noelle said...

Evening..

Jophiel said...

(How are you Adra?)

Noelle said...

Exhausted, and in a bit of a depressed mood. Though, I do await my dance team practice tomorrow..

Noelle said...

...

Anyway. I should go.

Jophiel said...

(Sorry... Class started.
*Huggles Adra*
I'm sorry that you feel that way. But yay for dance!

Bye...)

Snow said...

so... we were writing a story in english about someone pulling a prank on a sibling and the prank had to go wrong. and i maybe kinda... well, you read it: http://lonleysnow.blogspot.com.au/2014/07/a-story-we-had-to-write-in-english.html

Anonymous said...

ERMAHGERD :D
I SOLVED IT
YEAH
:D
*not really a big achievement but shush, I'm happy xD*
If anybody's on, what happened in the three days I was gone?

Anonymous said...

Hi!
*hugs*

Amethyst Temerity said...

Emerald!!!
*noms on head*

Anonymous said...

D'Arvit. D:

Jophiel said...

(Uh, hey Phoe!
*Still hasn't had time to solve it*
*Shrugs at the question*
I know what's happened with my characters...
One Rose is with Lorcan and his girlfriend, the other is with Loki on Asgard... On the date...
*Will never get used to saying that*
*Is still feeling odd about it*)

Anonymous said...

Amy! *pushes Amy off*

I dedicate this page to the place I went to for three days, it was amazing! I may/may not ramble about it later. And to the fact that my age is unknown on here... *evil laugh*

Amethyst Temerity said...

Hehe. Sorry :)

Anonymous said...

And I also dedicate to me saying:
YO PEEPS IF YOU READ THIS CALL ME EITHER PHOE, FAY, OR SOME OTHER VARIATION OF THE AFOREMENTIONED NAMES, DAWG
(guys, you have no idea how hard it is to force myself to type the words lol, YOLO, dawg, peeps, and... *shudders* Yo.)
And hi, Death!

Anonymous said...

It's fine, Amy. *snaps fingers* *a goat suddenly appears, falling at a high speed out of the sky towards Amy*

Amethyst Temerity said...

Oh! *stares at goat*

Anonymous said...

Goat: *looks confused and falls onto Amy's face gently*

Jophiel said...

(I shall always call you Phoe. There is already someone I call Em or Emerald, and there used to be someone called Flame Phoenix. I refuse to call someone something that I call someone else.
Like my Maddi friends.
One I call Texas. The other I call Mad.)

Amethyst Temerity said...

*catches goat in arms*
Aww! *hugs it*

(;~; I'm stuck on the clue... Can you help me?)

Anonymous said...

Thanks, Death. :)
(which one, Amy?)
*smiles at goat* *snaps fingers and a llama trots up to Amy and starts licking her face*

Amethyst Temerity said...

(Who's Petrichor?)

Amethyst Temerity said...

Llama! *drops the goat and hugs the llama*

Anonymous said...

(Wasn't she in LSODM somewhere?
Sorry, I'm useless at remembering things. xD I just looked on the wiki page because I lent my books to a friend. :P)

Amethyst Temerity said...

(Oh! Found it! Yay! Thanks!)

Anonymous said...

Goat: *stares at Amy balefully* *a violin starts to play, lone and sad and the goat stands there, alone in this wide wounded world as darkness and rain starts to fall, just gazing at Amy and the llama*
(I don't even know...)

Amethyst Temerity said...

*stares at goat*
*hugs both the goat and llama*
*pats them on the head*

I have to go now :( Bye! Might return later!

Anonymous said...

Bye, Amy!
*the llama and goat follow her like the little furry stalkers they are*
I might be distant... And possibly poof... Soz.

Jophiel said...

I can't find anything on this Petrichor guy...

Snow said...

WHOOO ADVANCED ENGLISH

S. Davies said...

To those who are wondering WHY Nadir is taunting us, I shall quote a dear friend of mine.

"What kind of a killer leaves clues?"
"That's the problem with genius. It needs an audience."

I, too, have solved the riddle, but as those above have already provided the answer, I shan't repeat it.

Snow said...

heyyy... guuuyyysss.... do you have any writing challenges you want me/my class to do? because we can suggest some and i can see your evil minds loving that.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Write an assignment about the true fears of a character, in a realm locked inside their fears.-Zaf

Unknown said...

45.04
And who's to say it has already been solved? Until there is official confirmation, of which I am yet to see, I'm not too sure if it's over yet.

Jophiel said...

(That is cool, Zaf! 0.0))

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*glares at Nadir* A 16 year old, an 8 year old plus the parents of said 16 year old are all stumped. You know, I really hate serial killers, why do you think I'm America's Grand Mage? -Zaf

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Thanks, Rose! Loki wants to know if his little Midgardian is here to continue, or would you like to wait until my morning time?-Zaf

Jophiel said...

I know, Zaf. Who even is this Petrichor guy?!

Jophiel said...

His Midgardian...? I'm in class not doing anything for the next 45 minutes. So I'm good to continue. Hi Loki, by the way!)

Snow said...

( Death x Loki OTP )

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

We all sat there, I combed through every damned book. I got the numbers but that guy my nephew goes: Is Silas stupid?

-Zaf

Jophiel said...

(Snow...
*Laughs and raises an eyebrow**
Seriously man?)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

((I shall stay up if I vanish I fell asleep xD-Zaf))

*stands by Heimdall, waiting* Midgardians....*laughs*

Jophiel said...

(Tell your nephew that an Aussie thinks he's awesome!)

Jophiel said...

(Okay Zaf! XD)

*She looked at Loki, a sceptical look on her face as she walked up to Loki*
That wasn't fair. Heimdall, do you think that was fair? Because I don't. That was mean. You were supposed to run. Like, with your legs, not with whatever magic-y thing you just used.
*She pouted and looked away*
You're a meanie.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

((Did you just...ship...me with Rose?!))

Jophiel said...

(I know...
*May or may not be dying of embarrassment in the middle of Outdoor Education*
Snow...)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Heimdall: Loki is one for tricks, I do not find that to be surprising.

*smirks* Shall I take you home, Rose? If I am so mean, I guess I cannot let you stay with me.

Snow said...

( :D <3 feel the love man )

Jophiel said...

*She rolled her eyes and looked at Heimdall*
I think I ought to teach him to play nice...
*She raised an eyebrow at Loki*
You'd miss me too much. And I'd miss the rainbow bridge too much. We both know that that ain't happening. So... You're not going to be naughty, okay? Or else...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

((I cannot fall for a Midgardian, I am engaged, that also would be extremely stupid of me.))

Jophiel said...

(Snow. Smiling in class is bad. It means that I'm not doing my work. And I'm grinning...))

Jophiel said...

(And that would just be weird. Loki would look about a year older when I die from old age. He doesn't even age! And like he'd fall for me... Ha!)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Heimdall: Loki, play nice, you do know Midgardians are good at beating you up.

I hardly count that as beating, Hulk-

Heimdall: Smashed you around. I saw, and I was certain it hurt.

*mutters something, grabs Rose, and vanishes and appears in his room*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

((Rose, he likes you.-Zanida))

Jophiel said...

*She bit her lip, holding back her laughter. She had heard of the Hulk incident*
Puny God...
*She yelped when she wasn't next to Hiemdall anymore. She turned around quickly before realising she was back in his room. Her head whirled, trying to process jumping from one place to another so quickly. She stared at Loki, not really looking at him, just waiting for her head to return to normal*

Snow said...

(( Shhhhh. OTP 4eva )

Jophiel said...

*Heimdall

(Wait. What?
*Bites her lip to stop grinning in class*
*Doesn't work*
*Covers her mouth with her hand instead*
I don't really know what to say...)

Snow said...

(the ship name.... Doki )

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

We really are in my room. I can vanish and appear anywhere I want on a realm, my powers are stronger now.

((He really does, and Astrid said she'd wait for him another hundred years or so.-Zanida))

Snow said...

OH GOD

WELL HI

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