Wednesday, August 22, 2012

No Place Like Home

Sitting in my hotel room, waiting for a radio interview... and then I'm going home.

I've enjoyed this tour. Yes, I hate leaving my life for weeks at a time, and staying in hotel after hotel and getting flight after flight is not exactly fun, but every reader I've met and book I've signed (no matter how hurriedly) just seems to replenish my energy.

I've met so many people from this Blog, from the Forums, from the Facebook page, and then thousands more, and each and every one of you have been good-humoured and cool. I'm not even going to MENTION the hyperventilating teenage girls.

I've been given loads of pictures, loads of letters (that I'll read on the flight home), loads of odd little toys and, er, marmite... which was nice of them...

The weather was almost bearable, even if the heat did seem to just magnify in certain places, and no event was anything less than fun. So thank you, Minions-with-funny-accents, for making this tour a great success.


In other news, some of you will have heard of the BBC shooting something Skulduggery-related. It's to do with the books- not a movie or a Skulduggery TV show (I'd have told you if it was)- but it is something cool and quirky and a lot of fun, and I'm dying to see their stylistic interpretation. It's going to be pretty short, I think, and I'm just sitting back and letting them do their own thing.


The next bit of the KOTW tour will focus on Ireland. For those of you who want to attend the launch in Eason bookshop in Dublin, either go to the Eason website or visit the Skulduggery Pleasant homepage and click on "Latest News". There's a whole host of signings in Cork and Swords and Drogheda and Kilkenny and Kildare, plus a rather unique event in the Mountains to the Sea Festival in Dun Laoighaire on September 5th. Here's what it says on the website:


Did you know that Derek Landy started his career writing screenplays? Did you know he is one of Ireland’s biggest cinema buffs, with a collection of memorabilia that makes movie nerds go weak at the knees? Joined by Eason’s Children’s Books Buyer (and wannabe Hobbit) David O’Callaghan, Derek Landy will share his favourite cinema moments in this exclusive festival event, where he’ll highlight some of the films that have inspired his phenomenal Skulduggery Pleasant series.
If we ask very nicely, he may even show us some of his original props and costume pieces from the likes of Superman and Alien. If we don’t ask nicely, he might just demonstrate some of his black-belt karate moves on poor Bilbo O’Callaghan! Either way, a fantastic evening’s entertainment lies in store, so make sure you’re there to witness the silver-screen shenanigans! Of course, Derek will also be talking about his new book, Kingdom of the Wicked, as well as signing after the event.






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Uilliam Kinsella said...

* slides a skateboard under hels foot she falls over*
Heheheheh

Helena Ember Sky said...

*climbs off Flame* *waves*
See you!

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

thats awsome eden just a few things:1 im only ten i cant drive 2 im a neocromencer i can walk

Lynxia Lost said...

Bye Hel!

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

shadow wlak i mean

Helena Ember Sky said...

*falls*

Helena Ember Sky said...

*screams* EDEN!

Uilliam Kinsella said...

I know but why would the sanctuary hire a10 and12 year old so we are adults in the story

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

but other than that its awsome what age am i spussed ta be

Helena Ember Sky said...

Lynx, I'm not leaving...
*gets up*
*kicks Eden's legs from underneath*

Uilliam Kinsella said...

* runs away from hel then teleports behind her and hits in the head with a skateboard*

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

well val was only 12 and she was hierd

Lynxia Lost said...

Oh, I thought you were... Never mind.

Poppio ah ah ah ah ag nah ba!!!

Uilliam Kinsella said...

I don't know you look 30 but your age could be 300

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

mwahahahahahhahahahahaha

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Yeah but val had skulduggery who was 400

Helena Ember Sky said...

*falls forward*
*stands up*
*shadow walks in from of Eden* *knees him in the guts, winding him* *elbows him in the face*

Helena Ember Sky said...

*front

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

i old any hoo i can shado walk and why was i asleep for most of it lol

Uilliam Kinsella said...

* heads butts hel then breaks her nose*

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

and i liked how yous said the brave and thretning adventures of eden and silskin

Uilliam Kinsella said...

I know that good if I do say so myself I got it the grim adventures of billy and Mandy but I think I did it better

Uilliam Kinsella said...

* punches hels face*

Flame Phoenix said...

I'm back.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

I think I might start up a blog with that story

Helena Ember Sky said...

Fuck *holds nose*

*kicks in balls*

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Hey flame what do you think of my story

Lynxia Lost said...

... Should I do a Vocaloid fan fic? Yeah, Miku and Kaito...

Flame Phoenix said...

I'm actually going again!

Bye!

Helena Ember Sky said...

*shadow walks next to Flame* Help me please.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

* cringes the breaks hels jaw*

Uilliam Kinsella said...

* kicks hel in the head *

Helena Ember Sky said...

*stabs both Eden and Stilskin in the heart with darkness*

Lynxia Lost said...

Bye Flame!

Hello!!! Should I do a Vocaloid fan fic???

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Ah * slumps over then taps healing symbols *

Helena Ember Sky said...

*looks up* Yes you should Lynx.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

* gets up then helps stiltskin*

Helena Ember Sky said...

*places numbing leaves on tongue* *sighs*

Lynxia Lost said...

I shall, soon hopefully. *looks up from Vocaloid poster hunting* You want some help there Hel?

Helena Ember Sky said...

F*ck you Eden. I thought we were friends.

Helena Ember Sky said...

Please Lynx.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

* throws rock at hels head*

Uilliam Kinsella said...

I thought we were hel * frowns * sorry hel

Lynxia Lost said...

*stands at shadows collide with Eden flinging him into the lake*

Flame Phoenix said...

*punches Eden and kicks Brave*

I have ten minutes.

I'll make them count.

Lynxia Lost said...

*and not at

Uilliam Kinsella said...

No help me brave

Helena Ember Sky said...

Ow.
*holds head* *realises I'm bleeding*
*frowns*

*punches in gut* No we're done.

Helena Ember Sky said...

*Now

Lynxia Lost said...

Glad you could join us Flame! *turns an d shadow walks to Brave, grabs him and throws him into lake*

Helena Ember Sky said...

Guys, are we going to go full out brawl? We could.

Lynxia Lost said...

You want to? I got time...

Helena Ember Sky said...

As have I. Bags teaming up with Lynx and Flame!

Flame Phoenix said...

I have ten minutes... *shrugs*

*throws fireballs at Brave*

Lynxia Lost said...

Fair enough, I make no promises though... People... Change... *smiles evilly*

Helena Ember Sky said...

*punches Stilskin in face* *throws gravel in Eden's eyes*

Lynxia Lost said...

Okay, let's party. *shoots towards Eden*

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

heres another of my stories:

shania deadly
200 hundred years after skulduggery plesant

Shania deadly sat in the questioning rooom of the sanctuary.
stilskin brave sat across from her and eden threting stood at the door."did you or did you not attempt to murder grand mage valkyrie cain on saturday night the 1st of august."yes i did said shania" beginning too smile"and why did you do such a thing mrs. deadly?"i will answer if you let me free. eden widend his eyes in awareness said,"now mrs deady theres no need for you too start using the symbols on youre arms".stilskin got the hint and looked at shanias arms.she was slowly tapping the symbols ingraved on the"eden howw long untill the blue energy starts to come out"said stilskiin trying too stop shania by grabbing her "well it usually takes about five-boom the room turned blue and stilskin was thrown off his feet.as soon as he got up he started throwing shadows ate her the blue energy from shania faught the blue energy from eden it was like fighting fire with fire.stilskin whipped shaddows that put shania off the blue energy stopped and shania was ripped from the ground from edens blue energy.stilskin wrapped her in shadows and pulled her towards him she struggled in the bonds but they were too tight "why did you attempt too murder valkyrie cain"she answered with one word"darquess"

Flame Phoenix said...

*grabs Eden's hair and smashes his face into the sand*

Lynxia Lost said...

*kicks Eden in the back and he flies into a tree*

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

*graps flame in shadows and throws him too a wall*

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

hit els with shadow wich sends her flying then turns too flame and kicks him

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

*a tornado of shadows erupt from the ground and push ela and flame across blogland then turns too eden and helps him up*

Flame Phoenix said...

I didn't understand that, Brave.

*sacks him with a tree log*

Lynxia Lost said...

*turns in air and shadow walks back to Brave* Hello sweetie. *picks him up and throws him into the volcano*

Helena Ember Sky said...

FLAME! *turns to Brave* Stop IT! *punches with the force of a thousand suns in the face*

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

kicks everyone barr eden and sends them hurtiling backwards with shadows wrapping hadows around them all and drawing blood by wipping shadows at there facse

Flame Phoenix said...

*smacks

Lynxia Lost said...

*gets up and shadows heal me*

*laughs* So silly, you have no idea who I am!

*shoots at Brave again*

Flame Phoenix said...

Hel, ?

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

why would i helena?*lets go off the bonds and attempts too meake shadows swallow them all*

Helena Ember Sky said...

*shadow walks next to Stilskin* *kicks in groin*

Helena Ember Sky said...

You've been kind to me Flame. I thought I would try to be kind to you back.

Lynxia Lost said...

*collides with Brave and drags him to water then carves off nose with knife*

Flame Phoenix said...

*smacks Eden with log*

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

no........but im better *wips shadows ate ela and staps her with shadow spears* im a neocromencer with no neocromencer religion but the temple i think i could be the deth bringer

Flame Phoenix said...

Oh, OK.


*smashes fist into Brave's face*

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

some one help metwon neocromencers against one aint fair

Helena Ember Sky said...

Yep.
*nods*


Lynxia Lost said...

*grabs Brave* I'll give you a hint, I'm sealed... get it? *pushes him into lake*

*sighs* Where's Nagier when you need him? *throws spears of shadow at Brave*

Flame Phoenix said...

Yeah you could, Bravvvve.

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

he he he eh ehe he e he ehe

Flame Phoenix said...

I g2g, bye.


*stabs Eden before he leaves*


Bye!

Helena Ember Sky said...

*laughs* *dives into lake*

Helena Ember Sky said...

See you Flame! *waves*

Lynxia Lost said...

Farewell Flame!

I'm not just a Necromancer... *looks at Eden and teleports to Brave* Such a shame you don't understand... *shunts him to another dimension*

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

good fight guys but 1 problem ull never beat the irish *wips shhadws across the ground knocking everyone of there feet the throw them all across the grond while stabbing them with spears turns to ela and staps her in the face twice*

Flame Phoenix said...

She's... Elaisse. The equivalent to Crucify and Nagier. And NightSlayer, on the occasion.

Helena Ember Sky said...

*punches out Brave's eyes with shadows* I'm in the water idiot.

Lynxia Lost said...

*spits blood at Brave* Enjoy your trip? *splays hands and gravity falls away from Brave making him rise into the air by my command*

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

shadow walks behind ela and releases a jar of monsters on her*g2g bye

Lynxia Lost said...

*the monsters melt when they touch me* Are you actually going, or is it a ruse, Master Brave?

Helena Ember Sky said...

See you Brave *waves* *shadow walks* *kicks in face*

Lynxia Lost said...

I believe he's gone...

Lynxia Lost said...

Is anyone still here or am I alone and forgotten like the title of this song...

Helena Ember Sky said...

*puts up hand* I'M HERE! I'M HERE!
*jumphugs Lynx*

deadman chicken said...

hello

Lynxia Lost said...

Yay, people!!

Hi Deadman!!

deadman chicken said...

hello lynxia, hey sky

Helena Ember Sky said...

YAY! *jumphugs Deadman*

deadman chicken said...

err *hugs*

Helena Ember Sky said...

Haha *climbs down*

Lynxia Lost said...

Yay, my Skype is deciding to work now!

Jophiel said...

Hi! I missed Eden again didn't I???

Helena Ember Sky said...

Yep Death.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Hi rose do you like how you were in my story what magic do you do

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Rose I'm here * jumps up and down *

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Hello rose I'm here

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Rooooooooooooose I'm heeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrreeeee

Lynxia Lost said...

hi Death!

deadman chicken said...

hello death eden

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Hi lynxi death I'm here * jumps up and down waves hands and touches symbols and throws balls of light into the sky *

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Damnit I think I missed her * mopes around*

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Death where are you I'm here !!!!!!!!!

Jophiel said...

EDEN!!! I WAS JUST READING YOUR STORY! I LOVE IT!!!!

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Hello deadman

Eve the ROCK said...

SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!

Jophiel said...

Eden, where were you yesterday????

Jophiel said...

*Runs up to Eden and gives him a huge hug!*

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Hey death how are you doing what magic do you do and how old and tall Are you * gasps for air*

Jophiel said...

I'm good! I'm fourteen, I'm a 165 centimeters and I can reverse gravity and kill people with a look!


*Glares at nearby bird and it dies*

Uilliam Kinsella said...
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Uilliam Kinsella said...

Thanks for the info

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Tell me when you've got my email

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Death you still there

Jophiel said...

Got your email! Thanks!

Jophiel said...

Sorry, I'm looking through old comments!

I've emailed you!

Uilliam Kinsella said...

No problem now you email me so I know yours

Jophiel said...

No problem!

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Damn stinking iPad just deleted all my mail * laughs sadly *

Jophiel said...

I made Ren's peanut butter cookies today! They are SO good! I ate so many! I feel really sick now!

Helena Ember Sky said...

Wow I sense a connection... *does movements with hands*

What about you Eden? How old are you? How tall are you? What colour hair and eyes do you have? Do you have glasses or braces? What magic do you do?

Jophiel said...

Bad iPad!


*Glares at iPad and looks away just before it explodes*

Sorry! Though I think it just learned it's lesson!

Jophiel said...

I have braces and I have blue eyes that look like ice and brown hair with blonde and copper colour in it! I look beautiful!



According to my ex. May he burn in hell!

Jophiel said...

If you can't tell, I hate my ex! He dumped me after 6 days!

Helena Ember Sky said...

Wow, that's sad.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

I am 12 nearly thirteen around 150 centimetres blandishments hair with a big cows lick on the right side cornflower ble eyes no glasses but I'm going to get braces in a year

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Sorry that was blonde ish brown ish hair

Lynxia Lost said...

Could be worse, death, mine dumped me on Valentine's Day.

Jophiel said...

mmm. I don't like Tristan at all!


P.S. Never go out with a Australian skater boy! You are always dissapointed!

Uilliam Kinsella said...

And cornflower blue eyeS

Helena Ember Sky said...

Yeah, you are. Go out with a gamer, like my bf.

Jophiel said...

I had a gala poo on my head this Valentine's day!

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Okay death I'll keep that in mind
I'm sure it'll come in handy some time

Jophiel said...

I think I've given up on having a boyfriend! I'll just stick with my pet white tiger named Dhiren!

Uilliam Kinsella said...

I don't have a girlfriend I fly solo * fixes perfect hair*

Helena Ember Sky said...

Want my information?

Jophiel said...

Yeah, the gala was named Peter! He is pink and white! Everyone who is not in Australia! Look up gala! They are SO cute!

Uilliam Kinsella said...

I have four dogs and three brother so I have my fair share of pets * calls brother over and scratches behind his ear*

Jophiel said...

You must like your cowlick!

P.S. I have very curly hair! Usually tied back with a navy blue scrunchie!

Uilliam Kinsella said...

The galas look cool and yeah I like my hair ive had the cowlick since I had hair its very big and I need a tub of gel just to put it down * smiles*

Jophiel said...

I ahve two brothers and two sisters! I have 5 chickens, 1 six year old fish, 7 birds, 1 dog, 2 cacti, 2 snakes and a pet tomato plant named Onyx!

Helena Ember Sky said...

No one want to know me?

Jophiel said...

I had a cowlick once! I killed the cow after it licked my hair!


*Shudders at memory* *Starts playing with Eden's "perfect" hair*


Yay! This is fun!

Eve the ROCK said...

Lynxia, I sent you and the rest the next chapter of Pleasant Dae, I hope to goshness I got the characters right....

Jophiel said...

I do!

Eve the ROCK said...

*gives Helena a banana*

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Great , go ahead hel

Jophiel said...

- -
_

Uilliam Kinsella said...

And my hair is perfect

Jophiel said...

*Pokes Eden in the eye*

Hold still and can you please pass me the gel???

Jophiel said...

*Makes Eden a "Edward Cullen" hairdo*

There!

Jophiel said...

*Destroys Eden's "Edward Cullen" hairdo and replaces it with a Mohawk*


That suits you!

Jophiel said...

*Sprays hair stuff in his hair to make it stay*


Isn't that better Eden???




P.S. I sent you another e-mail!
P.S.S It's the same email!

Helena Ember Sky said...

Okay, cool.

I'm 14. Around 167cm tall (mostly my legs, I have very long legs). I have copper-y, brown-y, red-ish and blond-ish hair. Green eyes. I get my braces off in about 3 weeks. I have Harry Potter glasses. I have a young cat. One older brother.

Jophiel said...

C'mon! I'm bored!

Jophiel said...

Nice! What is kitty's name???

Lynxia Lost said...

Great Eve! Rätsel would charm anyone!!

Eve the ROCK said...

Damn you, Helena! I get my braces off just before Christmas!

Jophiel said...

I don't get mine off until 2014! Damn you all!

Lynxia Lost said...

BBS, maybe...

Eve the ROCK said...

Yay! :D Rätsel's one of your best characters, he's charming me right through the screen :P

Jophiel said...

BBS??

Helena Ember Sky said...

*laughs* Kitty's name is Ophelia.

Eve the ROCK said...

Okay Lynxia :)

Lynxia Lost said...

I gotta go!! Bye!! *hugs*

Eve the ROCK said...

BBS: be back soon

Jophiel said...

What does that mean??? Ophelia? Mt dog's name is Coco, somethin' normal.

P.S. I have a middle years social comin' up and I'm going as Zorro!

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Lynxia! *hugs*

Jophiel said...

Bya! It means Bye but differently!

Eve the ROCK said...

My dog's name is Monty

Jophiel said...

*Hugs Linxia tightly*


Hey, where is Eden???


*Looks around for the man with the Mohawk*

Helena Ember Sky said...

Ophelia's a Shakespearian name. My cat's a druggo.

P.S. AWESOME DEATH!

Jophiel said...

I thought it had a Shakespearian name, just couldn't be sure. Ya know?

Jophiel said...

Why am I awesome? Or is it you just turned goth and you like Death??

Helena Ember Sky said...

Because you're going as ZORRO!

Jophiel said...

Yeah! The theme is 'Movie Characters' and I just finished watching Zorro with Antonio Banderas! O!M!G! Is he hot back then!

Helena Ember Sky said...

He IS!

Jophiel said...

Yay! I was bored so I started writing this!

Jophiel said...

The young girl looked at the detective and away again. She couldn’t stand to look at a skeleton when she was guilty. She looked at his partner. Valkyrie Cain, she snarled in her head. She longed for the shackles to be off. If her hands were tied behind her back with rope or even ordinary shackles, they’d all be dead. Well maybe not the skeleton, he has a way of avoiding death. First with Serpine, then Vengeous, then the Faceless Ones. She doubted that she’d live long if the skeleton was around when she killed Cain.
Bide your time, the voice in her head thought.
“Well, Miss Rose,” Pleasant said in his velvety voice.
“Death,” She said then added, “please” after the stern look from Cain.
“Okay then, Death. I believe you know about the murders of Elizabeth Time and Magnet Cannon.” He asked and if he had a face, she would have bet he would have raised an eyebrow,
“Of course, who doesn’t?”
“Well, we have evidence to believe that you are responsible for their murders.”
She looked shocked but inside she cursed. Three hours ago I killed them! Three hours and they know it was me! “I’m sorry but. . .” She trailed off, conjuring tears into her eyes. She looked at Cain and continued in a very practiced, yet convincing voice. “They were like family to me and you think that I killed them?”

Eve the ROCK said...

Id go as Samara from The Ring. That's surely freak people if I was smaller.

Jophiel said...

What's 'The Ring'?

Helena Ember Sky said...

That was excellent Death! You could make that into a whole story. It would be amazing. Could I be in it?

Jophiel said...

Sure! Who do you want to be? There is already Eden in it!





P.S. I'll be right back!

Helena Ember Sky said...

Umm... Who's Eden in your story?

Luciana said...

Hello?

I thought it'd be best for me to face my fears and problems rather than running away, all the time...

So, I'm back here..

Helena Ember Sky said...

L! *runs at L*
*bear hugs*

Eve the ROCK said...

Heyyyy, Lucy Anna! *hugs*

Luciana said...

Hello. *hugs*

Jophiel said...

Hi! Eden is a fifteen year old spy!

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