I've enjoyed this tour. Yes, I hate leaving my life for weeks at a time, and staying in hotel after hotel and getting flight after flight is not exactly fun, but every reader I've met and book I've signed (no matter how hurriedly) just seems to replenish my energy.
I've met so many people from this Blog, from the Forums, from the Facebook page, and then thousands more, and each and every one of you have been good-humoured and cool. I'm not even going to MENTION the hyperventilating teenage girls.
I've been given loads of pictures, loads of letters (that I'll read on the flight home), loads of odd little toys and, er, marmite... which was nice of them...
The weather was almost bearable, even if the heat did seem to just magnify in certain places, and no event was anything less than fun. So thank you, Minions-with-funny-accents, for making this tour a great success.
In other news, some of you will have heard of the BBC shooting something Skulduggery-related. It's to do with the books- not a movie or a Skulduggery TV show (I'd have told you if it was)- but it is something cool and quirky and a lot of fun, and I'm dying to see their stylistic interpretation. It's going to be pretty short, I think, and I'm just sitting back and letting them do their own thing.
The next bit of the KOTW tour will focus on Ireland. For those of you who want to attend the launch in Eason bookshop in Dublin, either go to the Eason website or visit the Skulduggery Pleasant homepage and click on "Latest News". There's a whole host of signings in Cork and Swords and Drogheda and Kilkenny and Kildare, plus a rather unique event in the Mountains to the Sea Festival in Dun Laoighaire on September 5th. Here's what it says on the website:
Did you know that Derek Landy started his career writing screenplays? Did you know he is one of Ireland’s biggest cinema buffs, with a collection of memorabilia that makes movie nerds go weak at the knees? Joined by Eason’s Children’s Books Buyer (and wannabe Hobbit) David O’Callaghan, Derek Landy will share his favourite cinema moments in this exclusive festival event, where he’ll highlight some of the films that have inspired his phenomenal Skulduggery Pleasant series.
If we ask very nicely, he may even show us some of his original props and costume pieces from the likes of Superman and Alien. If we don’t ask nicely, he might just demonstrate some of his black-belt karate moves on poor Bilbo O’Callaghan! Either way, a fantastic evening’s entertainment lies in store, so make sure you’re there to witness the silver-screen shenanigans! Of course, Derek will also be talking about his new book, Kingdom of the Wicked, as well as signing after the event.
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Sure! Any particular abilities????
Hello????
The young girl looked at the detective and away again. She couldn’t stand to look at a skeleton when she was guilty. She looked at his partner. Valkyrie Cain, she snarled in her head. She longed for the shackles to be off. If her hands were tied behind her back with rope or even ordinary shackles, they’d all be dead. Well maybe not the skeleton, he has a way of avoiding death. First with Serpine, then Vengeous, then the Faceless Ones. She doubted that she’d live long if the skeleton was around when she killed Cain.
Bide your time, the voice in her head thought.
“Well, Miss Rose,” Pleasant said in his velvety voice.
“Death,” She said then added, “please” after the stern look from Cain.
“Okay then, Death. I believe you know about the murders of Elizabeth Time and Magnet Cannon.” He asked and if he had a face, she would have bet he would have raised an eyebrow,
“Of course, who doesn’t?”
“Well, we have evidence to believe that you are responsible for their murders.”
She looked shocked but inside she cursed. Three hours ago I killed them! Three hours and they know it was me! “I’m sorry but. . .” She trailed off, conjuring tears into her eyes. She looked at Cain and continued in a very practiced, yet convincing voice. “They were like family to me and you think that I killed them?”
“Yes, and don’t do that voice with us. We found the recordings of your voice like this.” Cain pulled out a tape recorder and press play.
“Please, they were like family to me!” The voice said in a saddened tone. “Yeah, that’s good enough!” The voice sounded chipper again.
She cursed again. “That wasn’t me,” she insisted in that tear swollen voice again. “I swear! You can bet my boyfriend’s life on it!”
“Well, we don’t believe you.” Cain said in a humorous tone. God was she annoying. “So we have someone who is going to watch you,” she continued and the door opened to reveal a fifteen year old kid with brownish-blondish hair. He had blue eyes and to lighten her mood, it looked like he had a cowlick.
“Hi, Death Rose. Should I call you Death, or Rose, or Rosie or. . .” He trailed off, looking uncomfortable.
“Death will be fine, thanks.” She said, smiling. Damn the teary voice, she thought.
“Well Death, you won’t notice me at all. I’ll be watching you closely at all times. And, just to be thorough, if you do see me, I’ll be erased from your memory with this,” He held up a metal cylinder, about the size and width of a pencil, and had a black symbol carved into it. There was a button on the top, “I’ll be erased from your memory and this conversation will be wiped.” He clicked the button and everything went black.
There are so many new people...
*frowns*
*hugs new people* Hello. I don't remember if I've talked to you, before, my memory is off at the moment..
Hehe, yeah, we got three newbies. Death Rose, Eden Threatening and Stilskin Brave.
Hi! I think I spoke to you before. . .
Bah! My mind has been erased again!
I'm not a newbie remember!
Oh, right... Yeah :P
See! Hahaha
Well then, we have Eden and Rumplestiltskin
:P Sorry, it's just that you changed your name :P
So many newbies...
Not sure what to think of them.
I'll probably like them.
I like most people.
This Brave guy, though. I dislike him...And I don't care who knows. He irritates me.
Sorry if I'm distant. I'm doing some work, looking for a prom dress and plotting...
Hi every body
I'm writing a story about me and Eden and Hel!
I need a formal dress. *gags*
Um, I'm necromancer, adept and elemental. Very good at fighting.
Your back!!!!
*Runs up and gives Eden another atomic hug*
http://img.alibaba.com/wsphoto/v0/458451160/Free-shipping-wholesale-retail-baby-blue-Chiffon-Short-Mini-Cocktail-Party-Evening-Dress-Prom-Ball-Gowns.jpg
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http://www.merpherl.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/A/T/AT0058.jpg
These three dresses are my favourite, so far.
*kicks Eden in face* Why did you whack me in the head?!
That's a great story death I wonder who the boy was * winks at death*
I like the third! That's SO what I'd wear!
I'm sorry hel * looks innocently at hel * I really am
I like the second and third one L.
Hehehehehehe!
You'll like it! You're like a scary spy/stalker/Men-In-Black guy!
*scruffles hair* Apology accepted.
*sighs* These won't have the exact one I get.
These are just inspiration.
But they're so pretty...
*sighs again* I wish I was pretty.
Death, when do I come in?
L, how many times do people have to tell you? You ARE pretty.
I'm not pretty, though.
I know I'm not.
I just wish I was. *shrugs* Oh well.
You are pretty L! And Death is going to Australia now! She's at the airport!
YES! *hugs Death*
*shakes head* I'm not.
*Fixes hair and smiles in mirror to make sure I look good*
And L braves alright when you get to know him
YOU ARE! COME ON! I'M NOT PRETTY ANDI STILL GET BY FINE! YOU'RE PRETTY! YOU'RE GOING TO PROM! I NEVER GET TO GO TO THEM! I ATTEND AS A LONER AND END AS A LONER! THAT'S ME!
Yeah, Mr. SillySkin is awesome!
His my partner in the death story * hi fives death*
The closest thing I've been to prom was when my school organised a dance to celebrate me and a few other people winning the all Ireland credit union quiz
Nice! *Hi fives back*
Everyone in my year is going to prom.
I'm not pretty. I'm not beautiful.
*rolls eyes* Brave p*sses me off. There'll be people I like and people I dislike. He's made me dislike him and I'm far too stubborn to change my mind. Especially right now.
I went to a year 6 formal.
Just so everyone knows I'm not just a pretty face but it still is quite good looking isn't it
I'm sexy as f*ck. Ask anyone.
I'm just waiting for the occasion when I get to wear a pretty dress like those ones... For now I'll just look at them :)
The only time I've seen any of the girls in my class was at at our communion and confirmation cause I go to a country school
The only time you've ever SEEN them?!
Yeah most of them are Tom boys and one of them just wore white pants no dress to our communion
I've got to go to bed now! Bye!
I'm a tomboy but I occasionally wear skirts.
So you death I'll email you later * presses button so death doesn't remember this conversation*
See you Death! Can you post the rest of the story please?!
Give Eden a parting hug
Yep!
Yeah I want to see more of that mysterious boy with the cows lick * winks at death*
I ALWAYS wear short-shorts, skirts, playsuits, dresses, long tops and sometimes jeans. ^_^
I can be such a girl, sometimes... *grins* It's fun.
hi guys eden i they captred me erlier and no one was on my team where were you
* hugs death * goodnight it's the middle of the day in ireland
Bye, whoever's leaving! *huggles*
Sorry I had to go out to dinner I'm sure you handled it fine
He lost *grins*
eden isnt it true that alot of irish girls are tomboys
Damn it so close one minute
hi luciana
Kinda if you live in the country like me then yes
any hoo.....
*frowns* I didn't want dedications...
*grumbles about dedicating and walks off to dedicate anyway*
So Death? The story?
Brave where in Ireland do you live
Hel deaths gone to sleep
I always wear a t shirt and jeans. Always. For example, today I was wearing a t shirt and jeans, and there was a party, and so I changed into a different t shirt and jeans.
ya same i live in the country although theres two girls in my class praccticly live for pennys
I live in wexford
thts astalkerish question
PENNYS??!
She SAID she would post it!
Someone else take dedications!
I have to go get ready. >_<
Near Wexford town but on a farm
My best mate lives in Wexford...
*goes off to get ready*
i live in the west of ireland
*sigh* I used to be a tomboy, like, when I was eight, but I want to be a bit of a girly girl now. Except that my friends won't let me. They don't talk about that stuff, and Wind promptly informed me that girly girls were retards. *rolls eyes good-naturedly* Except for Shady xD She's the only one I can talk to about certain stuff :P
on a farm
Yeah, I give my friends crazy nicknames behind their backs :P
look i designed a smiley loo at it
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it is cool right?
Girly girls ARE retards.
No offence intended.
hehehehehe its cool
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some one answer me is this cool
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eden u there im from the west
Well, I hate to tell you this, Helena, but that is pretty offensive.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeden
ya helena thats just mean
so basiccly she called you retated thats mean
I just hate it when people say "no offense" when it is inevitable that many people will be offended by your comment.
Well I'm SORRY. *gets in a huff*
*goes to sit in corner*
eden
*waves hand in the air* I'm not a retard. And I am a bit of a girly girl, sometimes...
*rolls eyes and walks off to decide what to wear*
ya i hate when people say "no offence but thats cool"like why do they use "no offence"
cat fight using magic!!!!! ding ding
I said "no offence" 'cos the girl girls I know are retards. Your girly girls may be different. YOU may be different!
It's alright Helena I'm not actually offended xD Think what you like
*tosses a toothpick at her*
Where are you going, Luce?
Brave, that's not what I was saying...
im weirdly crazy
*smiles*
*catches the toothpick* *starts cleaning teeth*
eve are you australian
*is horrified* Why would you use a toothpick to pick your teeth?!!!
and whats youre taken name
Yes, Brave, I am Australian. Why?
My taken name is Eve L'Keet.
You know, if you're about to use me in a story, you should know that you need a person's permission.
*shrugs* *starts breaking toothpick into little pieces*
cause in youre pic its sunny
Hey Stormy!
im not eve
bye bye*shadow walks*
Bye Brave.
Hello Willow!
Uh, Brave, I didn't take a picture of a giant rock. I got it off Google :) Bye Brave
Bow down crazy mortals.
Emerald Melody has arrived!!
Heya everyone.
*curtsies*
Hiya Em.
I unfortunately/fortunately need to leave now... *sobs*
Night everyone!
Hi Emerald! You feeling better?
Emerald!
I have news for you!
FLAME! *jumps on head*
Go ring Easons, Like now.
Do it!
Dont ask questions!
Night, Helena!
*steps onto shoulders*
Hey you.
Hi willow!
Tell me why!! I'm picking up the phone now!
Yeah night... in a minute.
msd.
*taps Flame's head* Hey you too.
Hello, Flame! You feeling OK?
Mem!!!!!!! Hi!!!!
Bye Heck!
Because they rang menlooking for my address to send me my two tickets and I said I already have some so theyre might be some extras!!!
Go! Just ask!
Gooooo!
Gogogogogogogogogoooooooo!
*cries* Not guys.
*climbs off Flame*
I am. ;)
Hi Eve.
*Night.
What are you Flame?
Bye Helena *hugs*
I am OK.
Oh, good. *hugs*
*looks at clock* Wow, it's late.
*chucks everyone a flower*
FLAME I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He took my name and number and will give me a ring back when the tickets come in!! HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*HIGH FIVES FLAME*
*shrugs*
I do what I can, Emerald.
*points to Flame like a rockstar*
Your a legend!!!!
O.o Em you confessed love
*points to Em*
Why are we pointing?!!!
Woah!!!
* faints* Em gonna get me in trouble earlier! O.o damn it!! Sucking up is life skill
Cause I'm just in the throws of excitedness.
Zaf I could love Barney right now and not give a shit lol
Good Evening Derek.
I was so disappointed when I discovered that you were in Brisbane City Queensland Australia without me meeting you. You truly are a great author. You have inspired me to one day become an author like you. I'm already saving to go over to Ireland and see what it's like over there. I'm in love with Dublin and I have never seen the place in my life. Next time you come over here, we must sit down and have a coffee. Thank you for all the entertainment your books have given me. (:
~Cameron~
I agree whol-heartedly Cameron.
*whole
Woo-hoo. <3
Hi Phoenix! *Bird Hug*
Hi Zafmira! *Pacific Hug*
Hi Cameron!
Cameron, I'm fom Canberra, he didn't even VISIT us here! We're the CAPITAL!
Hello!
Helena, you cut? (;
Jks, that must suck hard.
*hugs Eve*
Hmm....Em you better not get me murdered in a short story
Derek I swear I never did what Em shall tell you!!!
Hmmm...
He might hate me with the length of that e-mail.
Poor Zath. *sighs* Bless him.
Hello, anyone that arrived! Bye, anyone that left! *hugs everyone*
F*ck you.
Nah man, sucks so hard.
Eve. E-mail.
Woah it's nice to speak Aussie again.
I see how it is </3 *Heart Broken*
It would.
I would like hang myself
*sits down chuffed*
Sorry, I went and got myself breakfast.
Man, would we do that?
But having a coffee with him, that'd be sick.
*who
Lucianna, why are you emailing everyone?
I probably would. Hah!
It would be!! Would be awesome. Unravel all his future plans! Would be totally AWESOME
Aussie speaking.... Haha.
Huh. Helena is bilingual.
Okay Lucy Anna :)
I'm not e-mailing /everyone/.
Just a few people.
About something important.
Zath sidetracked me when I was getting ready...
I might just find a pair of shorts and put them on instead of this skirt...Hmmm
It's genius language. You must not underestimate it young padiwon.
*explodes Em*
Cameron, you're full out man.
Totally awesome.
Did em just desert us?
heyy people!!!! and cameron ;)
Wait...Phoenix, are you telling me you speak like we do in Blogland in REAL life?!!
...wow.
Helena, we could become buddies. I could see that happening.
Eve, I'm multilingual.
I speak English, French, German and Aussie.
Hey Alexandra!
Hey Shaylin (;
The 12 weeks the austrailians are away I never heat from them.
Eve and Nix I hear from.. That's it.
Oh and Helena.
I could too man, I could too. It would be sick! By the way, I once tried saying "rad", never doing that again. Ever.
Hello, People Who Came!
im a aussie but i only comment occasionally :(
No I am here!!
Aussies!!! O.o Em exploded I exploded her
Haha! Why not?!
Oh Eve... Yeah... But then again, not really..
Lot more cursing and slang... Then our own language..
Thanks for pretty much forgetting me Zath.
*Flame! Flame!
Zath's in my head. Messing around.
Hi I'm back the farm dwelling cows licked 12 year old Irish guy Eden threatening * bows for applause*
Like, legend, man, shift, meet and ride are said alot...
*lays in sun by lake*
Australian Language as slang that you guys would not get. Like Dunny. Or... Well yeah thats all I can think of at the moment
Cameron, it just sounds so stupid. Dare you to try it. Say "that was so rad" out loud.
My Grandfather is disappointed, because I don't have a Clare accent. We have an accent? I never noticed.
Helena, I could never forget you. But you did only start commenting everyday... Like two days ago?
Or was I away from the blog that long?
Huh. That's interesting. I talk so much different when I'm not typing. A lot less "I know exactly what I'm saying at this very moment"
Oh damn, that's scary man. Real scary.
@Helena
Totally.
@Cameron
@Flame
Yes, but I commented at least twice every week!
Im tired
Agreed. Who's your favourite character in the book?
@Helena
Hey Cameron. What's your e-mail?
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