Wednesday, August 22, 2012

No Place Like Home

Sitting in my hotel room, waiting for a radio interview... and then I'm going home.

I've enjoyed this tour. Yes, I hate leaving my life for weeks at a time, and staying in hotel after hotel and getting flight after flight is not exactly fun, but every reader I've met and book I've signed (no matter how hurriedly) just seems to replenish my energy.

I've met so many people from this Blog, from the Forums, from the Facebook page, and then thousands more, and each and every one of you have been good-humoured and cool. I'm not even going to MENTION the hyperventilating teenage girls.

I've been given loads of pictures, loads of letters (that I'll read on the flight home), loads of odd little toys and, er, marmite... which was nice of them...

The weather was almost bearable, even if the heat did seem to just magnify in certain places, and no event was anything less than fun. So thank you, Minions-with-funny-accents, for making this tour a great success.


In other news, some of you will have heard of the BBC shooting something Skulduggery-related. It's to do with the books- not a movie or a Skulduggery TV show (I'd have told you if it was)- but it is something cool and quirky and a lot of fun, and I'm dying to see their stylistic interpretation. It's going to be pretty short, I think, and I'm just sitting back and letting them do their own thing.


The next bit of the KOTW tour will focus on Ireland. For those of you who want to attend the launch in Eason bookshop in Dublin, either go to the Eason website or visit the Skulduggery Pleasant homepage and click on "Latest News". There's a whole host of signings in Cork and Swords and Drogheda and Kilkenny and Kildare, plus a rather unique event in the Mountains to the Sea Festival in Dun Laoighaire on September 5th. Here's what it says on the website:


Did you know that Derek Landy started his career writing screenplays? Did you know he is one of Ireland’s biggest cinema buffs, with a collection of memorabilia that makes movie nerds go weak at the knees? Joined by Eason’s Children’s Books Buyer (and wannabe Hobbit) David O’Callaghan, Derek Landy will share his favourite cinema moments in this exclusive festival event, where he’ll highlight some of the films that have inspired his phenomenal Skulduggery Pleasant series.
If we ask very nicely, he may even show us some of his original props and costume pieces from the likes of Superman and Alien. If we don’t ask nicely, he might just demonstrate some of his black-belt karate moves on poor Bilbo O’Callaghan! Either way, a fantastic evening’s entertainment lies in store, so make sure you’re there to witness the silver-screen shenanigans! Of course, Derek will also be talking about his new book, Kingdom of the Wicked, as well as signing after the event.






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Sir said...

Hello Kestrel.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

You know, I was going to come back on, but I read a couple of comments and thought, "No, if I come back, I'll get angry and start insulting people to the point where they hate me."



So, if I don't come back on for a few hours, please don't take it personally, it's just that I'm not always a very friendly person if I'm irritated.

Sir said...

Eat you? Why on earth would I do that? I'll have you know I'm a reformed shark. I no longer terrorize villages.

Anonymous said...

Oh Val, please don't leave me with the Valduggery fan....

Anonymous said...

I learnt control and gave it up.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Death, you are in no way correct and you are the one who is making me very frustrated indeed. Sorry to be so obvious about it, but I'm annoyed.

Jophiel said...
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Sir said...

I thought we had already agreed that I'm not going to eat you.

Anonymous said...

Val- it IS Marr who says that, right?

Jophiel said...

Okay, Sir, can I call you Sharky???

Anonymous said...

Sir, here are some waffles and mustaches.



#~#~#~#~#~#~

Sir said...

This IS the internet. It's not like I can force you to do anything.

Anonymous said...

Take them!

Sir said...

... Very well, it's not like they could do any harm.

Jophiel said...

Yay!

Jophiel said...

Can I have some waffles???

Sir said...

Take the lot, if you must.

Jophiel said...

Thanks, I'll take half so you don't get hungry and decide to eat me. Yay! Billy Ray is back!



*Billy Ray stumbles from the bathroom holding out the healing stone*

Sir said...

Tsk tsk, more fights again?

Jophiel said...

Yeah, he got shot in the stomach a few times and stomped on and kicked. All defending my unconscious body! Isn't that sweet Sharky???

Anonymous said...

Yep. I gtg now. Bye!

Jophiel said...

See ya Starre!

Sir said...

Well, it's more than I'd have expected.

Sir said...

And farewell Kestrel.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Death, I don't believe you that it was your brother on. If it was, why would he know about previous fights between us? Or call me Cain like you do? Or switch to Sanguine's perspective? Or be quoting from the books? Or act exactly like you?

Jophiel said...

He sleeps in my room and read my diary. He knows the password for my phone even when I change it. And he said something to Billy-Ray yesterday about reading comments on here!

Jophiel said...

He even knows my email password!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

He couldn't have said something to Sanguine! He doesn't exist!

Sir said...

Since I can smell a controversy coming on, I believe I'll try to catch up on my sleep.

Good evening, everyone.

Jophiel said...

Fine, I'll admit that Billy-Ray doesn't exist! Okay???? Happy???? I like role playing on here!!!! He was talking to my sister! I'm leaving! I'm so pissed off right now!!!!!!

Jophiel said...

I'm back! No more annoyances okay!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Sorry for being a bit of a jerk.... I was annoyed.


Truce?

Jophiel said...

Truce! Sorry, didn't get any sleep!

G2G, Bye

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Bye!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Zoe: Hm... You don't have many friends, do you?

Me: When I walk in the school, this is what I see, nobody trying to talk to me. I've got a black coat on and a book with me: I'm lonely and you know it!

Zoe: ...Did you make that up just now?

Me: Maaaaaaybe. That's pretty much going to be my theme song now, isn't it?

Zoe: Yesss.

Eve the ROCK said...

Ah, but it was not Davina who said that, it was Scapegrace. He was talking about how Valkyrie looked up to Skulduggery and thought of him as some sort of hero. She was 13/14 at the time. Nothing to do with romance.

Therefore, Valduggery does not exist. Case closed :)

Nixion Strange said...

I'm against Valduggery

Nixion Strange said...

msd

Eve the ROCK said...

All the sensible people are.

Nixion Strange said...

Where are they?
*looks around*

Nixion Strange said...

*peers*
I don't see them

Eve the ROCK said...

*points to self*

Nixion Strange said...

Is there like a really small sensbile person on your clothes?

Eve the ROCK said...

*narrows eyes* I'm perfectly sensible.

Nixion Strange said...

Eve, trust me, you don't want to be sensible. That's like being a normal drone of a person, living out their life with nothing special

Eve the ROCK said...

I can be sensible without being boring! And I am sensible!

*is juggling cousins*

Jophiel said...

That's why I think there is going to be Valduggery!

Jophiel said...

Eve, I'm calling you Desmond from now on. Remember when Melissa and Desmond are talking about Alice

Nixion Strange said...

Hey Death

Jophiel said...

Hey Strange! Or should i call you Nix??? I don't have a clue. . .

Nixion Strange said...

msd

Eve the ROCK said...

Sorry, what was the reason?

Eve the ROCK said...

Finez. I'll be Desmond. Just don't call me Rock

Jophiel said...

I don't remember it word for word but this is just about it.
"What? Are you saying that you're going to juggle our baby? That's net very sensible Des,"
"What? Of course I wouldn't. It's like crossing the road with your eyes closed, but I do that anyway."
"Oh, that reminds me. Steph, you're in charge of teaching Alice how to cross the road."

Jophiel said...

Ok Des!

Nixion Strange said...

There was no "that's no sensible Des" or "that reminds me"

Jophiel said...

“You want to see safe hands?' her dad asked. He went to the fruit bowl on the side of the table, took two apples and proceeded to juggle them. 'See? Safe as anything.' 'Are you proposing you juggle our newborn child?' 'Of course not,' he said. 'I'd only be able to juggle her if you'd had twins. Otherwise it would just be throwing.' (...) 'From this moment on, I will be the best father the world has ever seen. Wifey, may I please hold my child?' Valkyrie's mum looked at him suspiciously. 'When you hold a baby, what's the most important thing to remember?' 'Not to drop it,' he said proudly. 'Well, yes, well done dear, but I was thinking more about how you hold the baby.' 'Ah,' he said, 'Of course. The secret to holding a baby is to pick it up by the scruff of its neck.' 'You're thinking of kittens.' 'Pick it up by the ears, then.' 'You're thinking of nothing.' 'Can I please just hold her?' 'I don't think that's wise.' 'A lot of things aren't wise, Melissa. Is crossing the road with your eyes closed wise? No, but I do it anyway.' His wife nodded. 'Stephanie, you are in charge of teaching Alice how to cross the road.”

Jophiel said...

g2G

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Death!

Nixion Strange said...

Sorry, internet

Bye Death

Eve the ROCK said...

Gotta go now, bye!!!!!

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Eve!

Nixion Strange said...

Going... not that anyone's here...

Flame Phoenix said...

Hi!

Flame Phoenix said...

Nixion, come back!

Lynxia Lost said...

Hello??

Lynxia Lost said...

*sighs* Great, I'm all alone...

Flame Phoenix said...

Hi lynx!

Lynxia Lost said...

Flame!!!!!!!!! *tackle hugs* I'm not alone!!!!

Flame Phoenix said...

Neither am I!!!! *tackle hugs back*


Did you finish KOTW?

I'm going to the book launch on Thursday.

*giddy*

Then back to school Friday.. *sigh*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

HELLO!

Lynxia Lost said...

Yeah, I've finished it!!!!!! I'm going to the Stoke signing in a few weeks but I think I might be the only blog-Minion there...

Lynxia Lost said...

Hello Val!!!!!

Flame Phoenix said...

*pokes Val in the face * *laughs as she scowls*


Hehee.

Flame Phoenix said...

I'lll the only blog-minion that is regular at the book launch.

Flame Phoenix said...

(I think, since Em's not going)

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*pokes Flame multiple times back*




You have KOTW already?! NOT FAIR! I won't be getting it till at least September 5th or something!

Lynxia Lost said...

I think I will be the ONLY one. I'm gonna be alone!!!!!! But I shall give Derek a cupcake anyway!! :)
You hear that Derek?? I'm gonna give you a cake and you can't stop me!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flame Phoenix said...

*licks Val's finger, AGAIN*

Cos I know how much you love.. Lick?

That sounded wrong, didn't it?

Lynxia Lost said...

Yes it did Flame. *starts backing away slowly then turns and bolts*

Flame Phoenix said...

I get KOTW this week! Yay!

Lynxia Lost said...

I got it last week...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*wipes Flames spit back on his face and sprints away with Lynxia*

Flame Phoenix said...

*aw*

*bolts after her, thinking it's a race*


*draws a finish line and builds a finishing flag while running*

*tosses them a 100 metres ahead*

Race ya!

Flame Phoenix said...

*throws a banana peel at Val*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*teleports one step in front of the finish line* *passes it and wins*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*uses ninja skills to deflect the banana peel*

Lynxia Lost said...

*gives up and continues looking for Len Kagamine posters* I must have that one...

Jophiel said...

Hi! I've already read it! lol! I'm watchin' Zorro! Antonio Banderas is Drool Worthy!

*Drools over Antonio Benderas*

Flame Phoenix said...

Cheat

*throws pie at her*

Lynxia Lost said...

No he's not, Tom Hiddleston is though... *goes to look for Hiddles poster*

Helena Ember Sky said...

FLAME! *jumphugs*

Lynxia Lost said...

Hi Hel!

Jophiel said...

Chris Hemsorth is . . . My personal Billy-Ray! Billy-Ray, you did not hear that!

Flame Phoenix said...

Ugh both are uglllllly.


I think the way Tom was dressed as Loki looked sleazy..

Helena Ember Sky said...

*waves* Hey Lynx!

Flame Phoenix said...

*let's Hel climb on me*

Hey you.

Lynxia Lost said...

AGRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i HATE YOU BOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A THORITE AND A TRAITOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*shoves Loki helmet on head*

LOKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Helena Ember Sky said...

*climbs on shoulders*
*pokes kindly* Hey you too.

Jophiel said...

G2G! Antonio Banderas is back on!




*Walks to the TV droolin' and sain' "Antonino Banderas is hot" over and over*

Lynxia Lost said...

LONG LIVE LOKI AND HIS ARMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*throws snake at Death as she leaves*

Flame Phoenix said...

*runs at Lynxia*

ATTACK!

Lynxia Lost said...

*pulls out casket and shoots ice at Flame*

*hisses at him* TRAITOR!!!!!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

LOKI RULES!!!



*joins in on Lynxia's side*

Lynxia Lost said...

Ah ha!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you Val!!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I don't have a crush on him or anything, just think he's super cool!

Helena Ember Sky said...

*hums from up on Flame's shoulders* Do you want me to do anything...?

Lynxia Lost said...

He's both - cute and awesome!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Okay, I'll probably disappear soon... I need sleep...

Flame Phoenix said...

*gives her sword*


Swipe and attack!

*runs on at Val this time*

Lynxia Lost said...

No Val!!!!!!!1 Don't leave me with this heathen!!!!!!

Lynxia Lost said...

*brings out Tesseract staff and starts firing at Flame*

Helena Ember Sky said...

*swipes and stabs*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Ahhhh! Lynxia is starting to sound like Vengeous!


*runs off*

Helena Ember Sky said...

*hefts sword* This is a nice sword. *swipes again*

Flame Phoenix said...

Nice pic, Lynxia.

(Btw I like hiddlestone and all, but just don't love him)

Lynxia Lost said...

*fires at Hel* He is, he called Loki sleazy and he must pay!!!! No one calls Loki sleazy and with a Thorite around as well....

Lynxia Lost said...

I wouldn't expect so Flame... *continues shooting at him*

Flame Phoenix said...

*grabs onto Hel's legs and duck rolls away from tesseract blasts*


*grabs Captain America shield*

*reflects blast back onto Lynx*

Helena Ember Sky said...

*stabs sword through chest and out the other side*
Only doing what Flame told me to.

Lynxia Lost said...

*is hit and flies into tree* Now I'm upset... Most of the people I'm fans of aren't real... *sobs and covers face in helmet*

Flame Phoenix said...

Wait...!? I MUST pay?! You TRIED to invade earth!

Flame Phoenix said...

*slowly approaches Lynxia*

You... You OK?

Helena Ember Sky said...

*points at Flame* He has a point.

Lynxia Lost said...

And? So what, he only wanted the Earth, not the Universe and it's just a small price to pay. It's all Odin's fault!!! *sound is muffled from helmet*

Helena Ember Sky said...

LYNXIA!

Helena Ember Sky said...

*snaps fingers* Snap out of it.

Helena Ember Sky said...

*stands on Flame's head*

Lynxia Lost said...

*mutters from behind helmet* No.

Flame Phoenix said...

Um, I'm going to get a glare here, but what was the guys in name who healed Val before Nye took over?

It's on the tip of my tounge...

Lynxia Lost said...

Kenspeckle.

Flame Phoenix said...

First name was with a K, second with a G...

Am I right?

Helena Ember Sky said...

Kenspeckle GROUSE

Flame Phoenix said...

Ah, Kenspeckle..

I'm alright now.

Flame Phoenix said...

I had that part!

Flame Phoenix said...

The Grouse bit.

Flame Phoenix said...

Anyway, Lynxia, You OK?

Lynxia Lost said...

Yeah, I'll be fine in a min.

Helena Ember Sky said...

*hangs upside down off Flame's shoulders*

Flame Phoenix said...

Helena, are you still on my head? ;-;

Flame Phoenix said...

Ah, K.

Lynxia Lost said...

*is still looking for Len posters* Why do you have to be a computer??

Flame Phoenix said...

Len? ;S

Helena Ember Sky said...

*does http://en.showchina.org/02/01/1/201012/W020101227387692760276.jpg on Flame's shoulder*

Lynxia Lost said...

Len Kagamine. He's a Japanese singing computer called a Vocaloid. Him and Miku are my favourites but they have to be computers while Justin Bieber is real!!! It's not fair!! And the only concerts they do with their projections are in Japan... :(

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

hi

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

like my profile pic

Lynxia Lost said...

Hi Brave.

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

he he he

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

hi lynx

Lynxia Lost said...

... Very nice but clichéd.

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

how u all

Flame Phoenix said...

How is it cliche?

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

whats clichd..whatever the word is?

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

seriously

Eve the ROCK said...

SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!

My back hurts.

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

cmon

Lynxia Lost said...

It means over used. I have seen this pic as a load of profile pics before. Both here and on the forums.

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

what

Flame Phoenix said...

VERY ELEGANT, HELENA.

10.00

Flame Phoenix said...

Ah yeah... That.

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

ill change it i have 38 sp pics on my lap top

Flame Phoenix said...

Hi Eve!


*hugs*

Lynxia Lost said...

Hi Eve!

*is listening to Luka Luka Night Fever* I love this song...

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

there

Lynxia Lost said...

Not seen that one before. Nice.


Cure you Kaito for being a computer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No, I can't hate you...

Lynxia Lost said...

*curse

Helena Ember Sky said...

Hey Eve *sits on Flame's shoulder* *waves*

Hey Stilskin *throws lollies at Brave*

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

noooooooooow

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

noooooooooow

Flame Phoenix said...

I haven't written a poem in agessss...

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

how are u

Lynxia Lost said...

Happy and sad...

Helena Ember Sky said...

*taps Flame on head* You should.

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

ooh im awsome at writing poems best in my school i love writing scripts too and stories and sometimes articles they can be good

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

can i hear it

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaase

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

ok no 1s answering

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

c:

Flame Phoenix said...

*looks up*

What's with your sudden shine to me?

*looks at Lynx*

I sent you and email.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Hey brave nice picture

Lynxia Lost said...

It's because I'm looking for Vocaloid posters...

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

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Helena Ember Sky said...

I always liked you Flame. Then I found out how good a climbing post you were.

Mademoiselle Threatening! I've still got the skateboard!

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

he he he that was cool

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Hey flame hey brave hey lynxia and whoever else is on I just wrote my first proper story this morning anyone want a snippet

Lynxia Lost said...

Hi Eden!


*sobs* Len!!!!!!!!

Uilliam Kinsella said...

That's great hel

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

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Lynxia Lost said...

Sure Eden!

Helena Ember Sky said...

I KNOW! I should probably stop calling you Mademoiselle... Anyway...

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

meeeeeeeeeeee


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Uilliam Kinsella said...

Okay so here's my story
The Brave and Threatening adventures of Stiltskin and Eden
                                                  
                                                           Death Rose

Eden Threatening and Stilstkin Brave detectives for the Irish sanctuary were sitting in their car - well really it was Stiltskins car, Eden being a natural born teleporter didn't have much need for cars- they were waiting for the notorious murderer, war criminal and terrorist , Jestian Slump.
They had been waiting in the car for hours Brave had been able to fall asleep but Eden being a teleporter wasn't used to confinedspace s - he wasn't used to a lot of things but he hated confined spaces the most - as he watched the shadows play with Braves hair he saw some movement out of the window, it was a woman about 6 feet from the looks of it anything else was blocked out by the rain and her coat but the next figure Eden recognised easily. Jestian Slump. 
    Eden shook Stiltskins shoulders and the shadows around him instantly tightened. "  What ? " he asked then he peered out the window and saw the car in front speed down the street and put his own BMW in gear following so as not to be noticed. When they came to a corner something strange happened two figures dumped something on the footpath then sped away in the car.
" What do you think that could be " asked Eden " dont know let's check it out " 
They walked over to what looked like a body. The body of Slump his unmistakeable long hair lay matted on the ground and on his chest was a note 
                          
                                         Ha ha I got here first boys, 
                                                        Death Rose 

Eli (Ulcabhán) Brave said...

he he he how the hell am i makin THAT smiley look at it

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it is pretty cool admit it

Flame Phoenix said...

I g2g.

Bye!

*hugs all*

Lynxia Lost said...

Nice Eden.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

So what do you think

Lynxia Lost said...

Flame, replied.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Thanx lynxia

Helena Ember Sky said...

*climbs off Flame* *runs at Eden* *jumphugs* Brilliant!

*climbs on Flame again*

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