I've enjoyed this tour. Yes, I hate leaving my life for weeks at a time, and staying in hotel after hotel and getting flight after flight is not exactly fun, but every reader I've met and book I've signed (no matter how hurriedly) just seems to replenish my energy.
I've met so many people from this Blog, from the Forums, from the Facebook page, and then thousands more, and each and every one of you have been good-humoured and cool. I'm not even going to MENTION the hyperventilating teenage girls.
I've been given loads of pictures, loads of letters (that I'll read on the flight home), loads of odd little toys and, er, marmite... which was nice of them...
The weather was almost bearable, even if the heat did seem to just magnify in certain places, and no event was anything less than fun. So thank you, Minions-with-funny-accents, for making this tour a great success.
In other news, some of you will have heard of the BBC shooting something Skulduggery-related. It's to do with the books- not a movie or a Skulduggery TV show (I'd have told you if it was)- but it is something cool and quirky and a lot of fun, and I'm dying to see their stylistic interpretation. It's going to be pretty short, I think, and I'm just sitting back and letting them do their own thing.
The next bit of the KOTW tour will focus on Ireland. For those of you who want to attend the launch in Eason bookshop in Dublin, either go to the Eason website or visit the Skulduggery Pleasant homepage and click on "Latest News". There's a whole host of signings in Cork and Swords and Drogheda and Kilkenny and Kildare, plus a rather unique event in the Mountains to the Sea Festival in Dun Laoighaire on September 5th. Here's what it says on the website:
Did you know that Derek Landy started his career writing screenplays? Did you know he is one of Ireland’s biggest cinema buffs, with a collection of memorabilia that makes movie nerds go weak at the knees? Joined by Eason’s Children’s Books Buyer (and wannabe Hobbit) David O’Callaghan, Derek Landy will share his favourite cinema moments in this exclusive festival event, where he’ll highlight some of the films that have inspired his phenomenal Skulduggery Pleasant series.
If we ask very nicely, he may even show us some of his original props and costume pieces from the likes of Superman and Alien. If we don’t ask nicely, he might just demonstrate some of his black-belt karate moves on poor Bilbo O’Callaghan! Either way, a fantastic evening’s entertainment lies in store, so make sure you’re there to witness the silver-screen shenanigans! Of course, Derek will also be talking about his new book, Kingdom of the Wicked, as well as signing after the event.
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«Oldest ‹Older 3601 – 3800 of 4841 Newer› Newest»Hello Kestrel.
You know, I was going to come back on, but I read a couple of comments and thought, "No, if I come back, I'll get angry and start insulting people to the point where they hate me."
So, if I don't come back on for a few hours, please don't take it personally, it's just that I'm not always a very friendly person if I'm irritated.
Eat you? Why on earth would I do that? I'll have you know I'm a reformed shark. I no longer terrorize villages.
Oh Val, please don't leave me with the Valduggery fan....
I learnt control and gave it up.
Death, you are in no way correct and you are the one who is making me very frustrated indeed. Sorry to be so obvious about it, but I'm annoyed.
I thought we had already agreed that I'm not going to eat you.
Val- it IS Marr who says that, right?
Okay, Sir, can I call you Sharky???
Sir, here are some waffles and mustaches.
#~#~#~#~#~#~
This IS the internet. It's not like I can force you to do anything.
Take them!
... Very well, it's not like they could do any harm.
Yay!
Can I have some waffles???
Take the lot, if you must.
Thanks, I'll take half so you don't get hungry and decide to eat me. Yay! Billy Ray is back!
*Billy Ray stumbles from the bathroom holding out the healing stone*
Tsk tsk, more fights again?
Yeah, he got shot in the stomach a few times and stomped on and kicked. All defending my unconscious body! Isn't that sweet Sharky???
Yep. I gtg now. Bye!
See ya Starre!
Well, it's more than I'd have expected.
And farewell Kestrel.
Death, I don't believe you that it was your brother on. If it was, why would he know about previous fights between us? Or call me Cain like you do? Or switch to Sanguine's perspective? Or be quoting from the books? Or act exactly like you?
He sleeps in my room and read my diary. He knows the password for my phone even when I change it. And he said something to Billy-Ray yesterday about reading comments on here!
He even knows my email password!
He couldn't have said something to Sanguine! He doesn't exist!
Since I can smell a controversy coming on, I believe I'll try to catch up on my sleep.
Good evening, everyone.
Fine, I'll admit that Billy-Ray doesn't exist! Okay???? Happy???? I like role playing on here!!!! He was talking to my sister! I'm leaving! I'm so pissed off right now!!!!!!
I'm back! No more annoyances okay!
Sorry for being a bit of a jerk.... I was annoyed.
Truce?
Truce! Sorry, didn't get any sleep!
G2G, Bye
Bye!
Zoe: Hm... You don't have many friends, do you?
Me: When I walk in the school, this is what I see, nobody trying to talk to me. I've got a black coat on and a book with me: I'm lonely and you know it!
Zoe: ...Did you make that up just now?
Me: Maaaaaaybe. That's pretty much going to be my theme song now, isn't it?
Zoe: Yesss.
Ah, but it was not Davina who said that, it was Scapegrace. He was talking about how Valkyrie looked up to Skulduggery and thought of him as some sort of hero. She was 13/14 at the time. Nothing to do with romance.
Therefore, Valduggery does not exist. Case closed :)
I'm against Valduggery
msd
All the sensible people are.
Where are they?
*looks around*
*peers*
I don't see them
*points to self*
Is there like a really small sensbile person on your clothes?
*narrows eyes* I'm perfectly sensible.
Eve, trust me, you don't want to be sensible. That's like being a normal drone of a person, living out their life with nothing special
I can be sensible without being boring! And I am sensible!
*is juggling cousins*
That's why I think there is going to be Valduggery!
Eve, I'm calling you Desmond from now on. Remember when Melissa and Desmond are talking about Alice
Hey Death
Hey Strange! Or should i call you Nix??? I don't have a clue. . .
msd
Sorry, what was the reason?
Finez. I'll be Desmond. Just don't call me Rock
I don't remember it word for word but this is just about it.
"What? Are you saying that you're going to juggle our baby? That's net very sensible Des,"
"What? Of course I wouldn't. It's like crossing the road with your eyes closed, but I do that anyway."
"Oh, that reminds me. Steph, you're in charge of teaching Alice how to cross the road."
Ok Des!
There was no "that's no sensible Des" or "that reminds me"
“You want to see safe hands?' her dad asked. He went to the fruit bowl on the side of the table, took two apples and proceeded to juggle them. 'See? Safe as anything.' 'Are you proposing you juggle our newborn child?' 'Of course not,' he said. 'I'd only be able to juggle her if you'd had twins. Otherwise it would just be throwing.' (...) 'From this moment on, I will be the best father the world has ever seen. Wifey, may I please hold my child?' Valkyrie's mum looked at him suspiciously. 'When you hold a baby, what's the most important thing to remember?' 'Not to drop it,' he said proudly. 'Well, yes, well done dear, but I was thinking more about how you hold the baby.' 'Ah,' he said, 'Of course. The secret to holding a baby is to pick it up by the scruff of its neck.' 'You're thinking of kittens.' 'Pick it up by the ears, then.' 'You're thinking of nothing.' 'Can I please just hold her?' 'I don't think that's wise.' 'A lot of things aren't wise, Melissa. Is crossing the road with your eyes closed wise? No, but I do it anyway.' His wife nodded. 'Stephanie, you are in charge of teaching Alice how to cross the road.”
g2G
Bye Death!
Sorry, internet
Bye Death
Gotta go now, bye!!!!!
Bye Eve!
Going... not that anyone's here...
Hi!
Nixion, come back!
Hello??
*sighs* Great, I'm all alone...
Hi lynx!
Flame!!!!!!!!! *tackle hugs* I'm not alone!!!!
Neither am I!!!! *tackle hugs back*
Did you finish KOTW?
I'm going to the book launch on Thursday.
*giddy*
Then back to school Friday.. *sigh*
HELLO!
Yeah, I've finished it!!!!!! I'm going to the Stoke signing in a few weeks but I think I might be the only blog-Minion there...
Hello Val!!!!!
*pokes Val in the face * *laughs as she scowls*
Hehee.
I'lll the only blog-minion that is regular at the book launch.
(I think, since Em's not going)
*pokes Flame multiple times back*
You have KOTW already?! NOT FAIR! I won't be getting it till at least September 5th or something!
I think I will be the ONLY one. I'm gonna be alone!!!!!! But I shall give Derek a cupcake anyway!! :)
You hear that Derek?? I'm gonna give you a cake and you can't stop me!!!!!!!!!!!!
*licks Val's finger, AGAIN*
Cos I know how much you love.. Lick?
That sounded wrong, didn't it?
Yes it did Flame. *starts backing away slowly then turns and bolts*
I get KOTW this week! Yay!
I got it last week...
*wipes Flames spit back on his face and sprints away with Lynxia*
*aw*
*bolts after her, thinking it's a race*
*draws a finish line and builds a finishing flag while running*
*tosses them a 100 metres ahead*
Race ya!
*throws a banana peel at Val*
*teleports one step in front of the finish line* *passes it and wins*
*uses ninja skills to deflect the banana peel*
*gives up and continues looking for Len Kagamine posters* I must have that one...
Hi! I've already read it! lol! I'm watchin' Zorro! Antonio Banderas is Drool Worthy!
*Drools over Antonio Benderas*
Cheat
*throws pie at her*
No he's not, Tom Hiddleston is though... *goes to look for Hiddles poster*
FLAME! *jumphugs*
Hi Hel!
Chris Hemsorth is . . . My personal Billy-Ray! Billy-Ray, you did not hear that!
Ugh both are uglllllly.
I think the way Tom was dressed as Loki looked sleazy..
*waves* Hey Lynx!
*let's Hel climb on me*
Hey you.
AGRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i HATE YOU BOTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! A THORITE AND A TRAITOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*shoves Loki helmet on head*
LOKI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*climbs on shoulders*
*pokes kindly* Hey you too.
G2G! Antonio Banderas is back on!
*Walks to the TV droolin' and sain' "Antonino Banderas is hot" over and over*
LONG LIVE LOKI AND HIS ARMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*throws snake at Death as she leaves*
*runs at Lynxia*
ATTACK!
*pulls out casket and shoots ice at Flame*
*hisses at him* TRAITOR!!!!!!
LOKI RULES!!!
*joins in on Lynxia's side*
Ah ha!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank you Val!!
I don't have a crush on him or anything, just think he's super cool!
*hums from up on Flame's shoulders* Do you want me to do anything...?
He's both - cute and awesome!
Okay, I'll probably disappear soon... I need sleep...
*gives her sword*
Swipe and attack!
*runs on at Val this time*
No Val!!!!!!!1 Don't leave me with this heathen!!!!!!
*brings out Tesseract staff and starts firing at Flame*
*swipes and stabs*
Ahhhh! Lynxia is starting to sound like Vengeous!
*runs off*
*hefts sword* This is a nice sword. *swipes again*
Nice pic, Lynxia.
(Btw I like hiddlestone and all, but just don't love him)
*fires at Hel* He is, he called Loki sleazy and he must pay!!!! No one calls Loki sleazy and with a Thorite around as well....
I wouldn't expect so Flame... *continues shooting at him*
*grabs onto Hel's legs and duck rolls away from tesseract blasts*
*grabs Captain America shield*
*reflects blast back onto Lynx*
*stabs sword through chest and out the other side*
Only doing what Flame told me to.
*is hit and flies into tree* Now I'm upset... Most of the people I'm fans of aren't real... *sobs and covers face in helmet*
Wait...!? I MUST pay?! You TRIED to invade earth!
*slowly approaches Lynxia*
You... You OK?
*points at Flame* He has a point.
And? So what, he only wanted the Earth, not the Universe and it's just a small price to pay. It's all Odin's fault!!! *sound is muffled from helmet*
LYNXIA!
*snaps fingers* Snap out of it.
*stands on Flame's head*
*mutters from behind helmet* No.
Um, I'm going to get a glare here, but what was the guys in name who healed Val before Nye took over?
It's on the tip of my tounge...
Kenspeckle.
First name was with a K, second with a G...
Am I right?
Kenspeckle GROUSE
Ah, Kenspeckle..
I'm alright now.
I had that part!
The Grouse bit.
Anyway, Lynxia, You OK?
Yeah, I'll be fine in a min.
*hangs upside down off Flame's shoulders*
Helena, are you still on my head? ;-;
Ah, K.
*is still looking for Len posters* Why do you have to be a computer??
Len? ;S
*does http://en.showchina.org/02/01/1/201012/W020101227387692760276.jpg on Flame's shoulder*
Len Kagamine. He's a Japanese singing computer called a Vocaloid. Him and Miku are my favourites but they have to be computers while Justin Bieber is real!!! It's not fair!! And the only concerts they do with their projections are in Japan... :(
hi
like my profile pic
Hi Brave.
he he he
hi lynx
... Very nice but clichéd.
how u all
How is it cliche?
whats clichd..whatever the word is?
seriously
SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!
My back hurts.
cmon
It means over used. I have seen this pic as a load of profile pics before. Both here and on the forums.
what
VERY ELEGANT, HELENA.
10.00
Ah yeah... That.
ill change it i have 38 sp pics on my lap top
Hi Eve!
*hugs*
Hi Eve!
*is listening to Luka Luka Night Fever* I love this song...
there
Not seen that one before. Nice.
Cure you Kaito for being a computer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No, I can't hate you...
*curse
Hey Eve *sits on Flame's shoulder* *waves*
Hey Stilskin *throws lollies at Brave*
noooooooooow
noooooooooow
I haven't written a poem in agessss...
how are u
Happy and sad...
*taps Flame on head* You should.
ooh im awsome at writing poems best in my school i love writing scripts too and stories and sometimes articles they can be good
can i hear it
pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaase
ok no 1s answering
c:
*looks up*
What's with your sudden shine to me?
*looks at Lynx*
I sent you and email.
Hey brave nice picture
It's because I'm looking for Vocaloid posters...
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I always liked you Flame. Then I found out how good a climbing post you were.
Mademoiselle Threatening! I've still got the skateboard!
he he he that was cool
Hey flame hey brave hey lynxia and whoever else is on I just wrote my first proper story this morning anyone want a snippet
Hi Eden!
*sobs* Len!!!!!!!!
That's great hel
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Sure Eden!
I KNOW! I should probably stop calling you Mademoiselle... Anyway...
meeeeeeeeeeee
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Okay so here's my story
The Brave and Threatening adventures of Stiltskin and Eden
Death Rose
Eden Threatening and Stilstkin Brave detectives for the Irish sanctuary were sitting in their car - well really it was Stiltskins car, Eden being a natural born teleporter didn't have much need for cars- they were waiting for the notorious murderer, war criminal and terrorist , Jestian Slump.
They had been waiting in the car for hours Brave had been able to fall asleep but Eden being a teleporter wasn't used to confinedspace s - he wasn't used to a lot of things but he hated confined spaces the most - as he watched the shadows play with Braves hair he saw some movement out of the window, it was a woman about 6 feet from the looks of it anything else was blocked out by the rain and her coat but the next figure Eden recognised easily. Jestian Slump.
Eden shook Stiltskins shoulders and the shadows around him instantly tightened. " What ? " he asked then he peered out the window and saw the car in front speed down the street and put his own BMW in gear following so as not to be noticed. When they came to a corner something strange happened two figures dumped something on the footpath then sped away in the car.
" What do you think that could be " asked Eden " dont know let's check it out "
They walked over to what looked like a body. The body of Slump his unmistakeable long hair lay matted on the ground and on his chest was a note
Ha ha I got here first boys,
Death Rose
he he he how the hell am i makin THAT smiley look at it
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it is pretty cool admit it
I g2g.
Bye!
*hugs all*
Nice Eden.
So what do you think
Flame, replied.
Thanx lynxia
*climbs off Flame* *runs at Eden* *jumphugs* Brilliant!
*climbs on Flame again*
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