Okay then, here are the locations and dates for my Ireland/UK tour.
AUGUST
29th: Waterstones, Ringwood — 11AM — signing
Waterstones, Bournemouth — 3PM — signing
30th: Waterstones, Bluewater — 1PM — signing
31st: Dun Laoghaire — details to be confirmed — fan event and signing
SEPTEMBER
5th: Village Books, Dulwich — 6.30PM — fan event and signing
6th: WHS, Milton Keynes — 11AM — signing
WHS, Sheffield — 3PM — signing
7th: Waterstones, Newcastle — 12 NOON — signing
11th: Easons, Galway — 4PM — signing
13th: Easons, Belfast — 11AM — signing
14th: Easons, Limerick — 2PM — signing
19th: Hodges Figgis, Dublin — 6PM — signing
And then, of course, on the 27th, we're all going to be dragged into the Theatre of Shadows...
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«Oldest ‹Older 1201 – 1400 of 4135 Newer› Newest»Yes, I stabbed you with a rock while your ribs were broken, if I recall. And then told you you had beautiful eyes. *kisses her forehead* Tell me, how did you grow up?
*Lorcan frowns at her when the blindfold comes down.*
Lorcan: Wait... you're... Are you another name?
*Touches her nose to his* Such a romantic start we had...
Me?
Hmm...
Well, I'm not going to lie, I lived a rather comfortable life. We never had to worry about if we would have a meal, or if we would get sick from epidemics... That all changed when my parents went off to aid in the war, of course. They died, and my brother and sister were left to care for me. They weren't trained in any crafts, and neither was I. All we knew was of our schooling, but nothing about the real jobs.
And so, my brother and sister went underground. When I was old enough, they showed me where they disappeared off to for days- they were street fighters.
They taught me how to fight too, of course, and soon enough, I was the one getting the money for the family. They fell sick one winter, and I don't think there was a single moment that I wasn't bleeding.
*Goes quiet, caught in her memories*
((Adra, email. I know the feels if you wanna discuss.-Zaf))
*She glares at her bonds but she doesn't have enough magic to break it apart*
Yes! I'm Slīvœrrsę. The one who keeps getting tossed around and being forced to kill people and whatnot. Let me out, please?
*sighs slightly, rubbing his hand over her back* Then I suppose we were both sad and lonely, for a time.
*Nods faintly, shutting her eyes as he rubs her back* *Feels a sharp pang in her abdomen, and gasps, stiffening* *It disappears just as soon as it reappears, and her muscles relax*
*tenses slightly* Love, are you alright?
*He frowns as he looks over at Casha, fast asleep and vulnerable and he thinks if this goes wrong, he is the only thing separating them. Could he risk it.
He then clicks his fingers and the chains fall away.*
*Nods, pulling his coat and blanket around her more* Yeah, I'm fine... I think it might just be a flashback, like Valencia mentioned.
*She smiles and gets to her feet*
Bad idea.
*She launches herself at Lorcan, wrapping her hands around his throat. She tightens her grasp and grins at him*
I would have already killed you, but magic is running a by low at the moment.
*'Saved me, my arse!! he thinks as his hands quickly change to silver and heat up in a matter of seconds. He then grabs onto her face, letting the boiling hot silver cling to her and he doesn't let go of his grip, but tightens it.*
*pauses, his voice quiet* What happened?
*She lets out a scream of pain and tries to push away from him. The silver burns through layers and layers of her face. She kicks out at him, trying her hardest to get away*
I felt a sharp pain- *She takes his hand, and moves it to the right side of her abdomen* Here...
*leaves his hand there for a moment, before curling it around her waist* *drops his head to rest against her shoulder* I'm sorry, love...
*Lorcan drives her back until she's back up against the wall. The silver starts spreading and binds her to the wall again, and this time it makes a cuff that blindfolds her but is attached to the wall.
Lorcan releases his hands from her face and coughs a few times, getting his breath back before he kicks her in the side.*
Lorcan: You're a bitch. And I'm beginning to wonder if any of you gave a flying fuck about me if it's so easy to give into the first dick head that touches your mind!!
Why does everyone that claims to care about me or claims to be my family all rotting scum-bags who would sooner sell me or kill me!!!
*Rolls her eyes a little, and wraps an arm around him* It didn't happen, Alastair- you have nothing to be sorry for. Literally.
But there was a time when it did, and I wasn't there for you... I'm sorry...
*She lets out a growl, low and menacing. Her face seems to be on fire. The kick shatters a few of her ribs but she tries to shake it off*
Judi is the one who cares about you. I want to see the world burn. And I am being controlled, but of course, I'd still want to kill you even if I wasn't being forced.
*She lets out a low chuckle*
Oh, just if you could hear Judhipor's reaction to this... Mmm... It's intoxicating...
*Presses her forehead against his* You, Alastair Cruciatus, are a very, very stubborn man.
Valencia, perhaps you would like to come to Jodenheim?
Lorcan: *Snarls* Go fuck yourself. I've better things to be worrying about.
Indeed, I am. *softly presses his lips to her neck, speaking against her skin* But you love me anyway.
*She stands immediately, then quickly assesses the situation, running through multiple scenarios in her head*
*Draws another sigil on the wards surrounding the home* *Nods to Loki* I will go.
Of course I do, love. *Runs her fingers down his arm, and turns more towards him, tilting her head back for him, resting her head on his shoulder*
((Elleni...
O_O
I mean, that guy could've been just an ordinary guy, not an axe murderer, but everything seems creepier at night. Idk why. :P))
Oh, you're mean.
*She shivers and a grin spreads along her face*
Well, I'll break out of this this eventually. Just wait for my magic to come back and I'll be slaughtering your girlfriend right in front you.
(*Hugs Elleni*
Creepy...))
Good. *vanishes and appears with Zanida, then again uses the Tesseract to take them to Jodenheim* *they are in a cave like place, Loki's base of torturing Midgardians, and others*
Zanida: If the cold bothers you, I can set a flame, Loki and I will not be bothered by the cold.
((...Elleni, I'm just glad you are okay... that's really creepy...))
*brushes her hair back behind her shoulder, lightly kissing over her neck* *then pulls her into another hug* We should converse this way more often, I think. It's soothing, in a sense.
*Valencia takes a look around the cave, quickly studying every detail, all of it being stored inside of her head*
The cold doesn't bother me either. I'm cold blooded.
I agree, love. I enjoyed talking to you like this..
*Remains hugging him, but situates herself so that she's laying down on the couch* *Scoots over so that there's room for him beside her*
Good. *nods to Zanida*
Zanida: *makes ice shards pin Valencia to a wall* Happy, brother?
I am. *grabs a few knives hidden in the ice, and picks one up* I really never liked torture, until I grew bored of killing Midgardians.
(Elleni, that's really creepy. *hugs* *assumes fighting stance* I'll protect you from the possibly harmless yet quite possibly bad man.)
*Lorcan didn't even think, he just charged at her, his knee pressing against her throat hard.*
Lorcan: *Snarled into her ear* Touch a SINGLE part of her and it will be the last fucking thing you do. Disobey me and I promise they won't even be able to identify you by the time I'm done.
*lays beside her, kissing her forehead*
(I also loved how you took the moment to tell us that you were a great actress, which you are, but yeah...it just makes everything seem nicer.)
*Valencia allows herself to be pinned, wincing as the ice tears through her flesh* *Gives a devilish grin to Loki* What did Astrid say about your recent exploits, may I ask?
*She winced but managed a smile onto her face. She choked out the words with as much sarcasm as she could*
Ohh... Scary.... Big words... From a little man...
*Adra presses herself against Alastair* Alright... How about this- if Alastair Cruciatus is your name now, then what was your name before you were stolen?
She did not speak.
Zanida: Actually, she screamed for roughly ten minutes at him, and slapped him a few times.
I also was kicked, besides the abuse, she said if she catches me ever doing something like the moment with Adra, she'd kill me. I doubt she will.
*Lorcan formed a stake of silver and drove it through her thigh so it was through and through. He formed another one and began to drag it down the side of her burnt up face.*
Lorcan: Don't push your fucking luck. Because I don't give a damn anymore. You can all go to hell.
You doubt many things, Loki Laufeyson. I think your little faith is your hubris.
*Laughs* I would have loved to see that, though.
((I'm gonna write on and off of Astrid and Loki-Zaf))
Astrid: *sitting beside Loki, in his room* Loki?
I am here, not that you need to know.
Astrid: I am sorry, about earlier.
I know, you had every right to be upset.
Astrid. *hugs tightly*
*pulls her close, just taking in the fact she is beside him*
I doubt what is untruthful. *sends a knife into her face* I do what I want, and Astrid knows it.
((this rp...
O_O
I swear, if it was turned into a book, instant bestseller.))
*She winced again and bit her, holding back a scream as the stake went through her leg. But when the silver touched her burnt flesh, she couldn't keep it held in. She let out a scream of pure agony and tried to twist away from it*
Imagine... What will happen when Casha hears about this... And that child... Maybe I should wait until your child is old enough to show fear and then kill it, slowly and painfully in front of you all. And then your beloved wife... And I'll let you got free.
*Valencia moves her head, so that the knife skims the side of her ear, taking off a piece of it* *It re-forms* Oh come now, Loki. You're just going too easy on me. *Leans her head forward, her grin wide, and crooked* Give me your worst.
(Haha! I wish Phoe!)
My worst...I would not ask quite yet. *lets Zanida have fun*
Zanida: *her own knives catch on fire, their blades not melting, and starts to create very pretty patterns on Valencia's arm* Hmm... *sends an ice shard close to her eye* If I place ice in your blood, what happens?
*bit her lip
((Probably distant- apologies, love...))
You mean my given name, I assume?
*Glances at her arm* What a lovely touch. Tell me, have you ever tried designing henna?
*She remains completely silent*
If you place ice in my blood, I will simply melt it.
*She looks at Loki, then blows him a kiss*
*Easily snaps through the ice shards in the wall, and falls to the floor, rolling* *Throws one shard at Zanida, the rest soon to follow*
*Lunges at Loki*
Astrid: Alright, I love you.
I love you too, please rest. I know not what will happen. I promise you though, we can travel to any realm, and it can be our honeymoon.
Astrid: Ah, I'd like that. *falls asleep in his hands*
That's okay, darling. *hugs*
-
*Nods* Yeah, your given name. *Frowns* And then your taken name, unless your taken name is Alastair. But I thought that was your true name.... Hm..
*vanishes, and appears behind her*
Zanida: *the ice melts when it comes by* *sends her lance at Valencia's chest*
Oh Elleni!! 0.0
That sounds really creepy!
I'm glad you are ok!
((Dugglyn! What perfume did you spray on me? O_O))
Finished the Math homework...Party for me...Party for me. I'm so proud of me, so conceited, but proud.
Hey guys.
(Hey Raven!)
*Bends, her body twisting under the trajectory of the lance, then leans up again* *Raises an eyebrow at Loki* What's the matter? Am I not good enough of sexual prey for you?
*Mumbles*
Fucking weasel. *Protrudes two knives, and spins, and drives the two towards his shoulders*
Alastair is my taken name. I've never known my true name. And my given name was Thevenin Poisson. *pauses, letting it hang in the air for a moment* It sounds so foreign now...
What was yours?
((Hello Raven! *wants to nom your face*))
(Oh, it was some cheap, really strong stuff that I did some experiments on. It is 10 times the normal strength. Idk what it smells like. If it were not as strong it might smell good but because it is so strong it smells horrible. And like I said, it lasts for (um, a year is to long. I'm going to change it!) A month!
Zanida: *backs out of the cave*
You want pain? *ducks away from the knives, lunging at Valencia* You'll get what you asked for...
(Hey Rose, sorry can't be bothered typing out your true name, I'm sorry for my laziness.)
Oh and Amy, next time that I go away to do things, don't not on my face, please, you can't mom on my face unless I'm present.
Doh....Amy, here we go again, *hands salt*
Would you like pepper as well?
((D: Is that only because I put salt on your face and kinda ate it?))
Hi Raven!
*hands him a book*
*She giggles a little at his name, then covers her mouth to stop her laugh*
**her!!
*Stands her ground, and braces against the impact of Loki, flipping them so that she lands over him, pinning him to the floor with a snarl*
Salt and pepper! Yes, please!
Hello Dugglyn
*studies binding on the book*
What's this about then? Oh and thank you.
(Yes Amy, that's why.)
*smiles* Go ahead, love. I never cared for it.
Sorry guys. As much fun as I had last night I cannot stay up that late again. Maybe 10 or 10:30 at the latest. Sorry. :/
What do you want, Valencia? I can hardly make it happen if I'm pinned.
*Remains grinning, and kisses his cheek* Alastair fits you better for sure, love.
*Leans forward, baring her teeth* Then you're pathetic, Loki.
*as soon as she touches the book a knife springs out and cuts her hand off*
*Dugglyn runs forward and grabs the hand*
*she then poops it in her mouth*
*chews and swallows*
Mmmmmmm!
**plops!
(I shall assume Em fell asleep. I'm just going to chill Sil there and get Diablo. One moment please.)
O_O Oh my...that's worse than nomming...
*noms on Dugglyn's face*
Why thank you Elleni!
As are you, Valencia, for falling for that trick. *his image shimmers and he stands, laughing, in the entrance to the cave*
((Okay I'm going to bed I'll happily pick up tomorrow.-Zaf
*turns into mist*
*quickly realizes her mistake and solidifies but not before Amy ate her left eye*
Ugh, AMY!!!
Perhaps if I was more the child my parents wanted me to be, it would have suited me. But that was never going to happen, and I'm glad of it. In hindsight, I'm almost surprised at how little I've reflected on my own history, but my given name is hardly worth much consideration, anyway.
Very well, Zafira.
((Good night, Zaf!))
Opps...*backs away from Dugglyn*
Sorry...?
(Nighty whighty ZAFFY!!!! Don't let the zombie caterpillars go up your nose and eat your brains!!!)
*now unable to hand Amy the salt and pepper*
Sorry Amy, you'll have to nom my face with condiments later.
*smiles apologetically*
*looks down at her hand again registering the situation*
*screams*
WHAT THE HELL DUGGLYN? Do you know that now I can't even fly, Jesus woman!
*glares*
Give it back!
You ate my eye again?!?!?!?
...Well, at least I kinda got revenge for Raven? ...*doesn't know what to do*
*looks at Raven sheepishly*
But I kinda ate it...?
And chewed it..?
*She nods in agreement*
*Takes a deep breath* Rane Lehte.
SO WHAT IF SHE ATE YOUR EYE DUGGLYN?
*calms down*
I can't believe you ate my hand, the whole thing, the whole god damned thing!
Here we go again!
*hands Raven a knife*
Here. Get your hand first.
*takes the knife*
*tackles Dugglyn to the ground*
*cuts into the stomach*
Stop squirming I don't have time for this!
*giggles*
But it was just sitting there on your hand not doing anything but smell good so I had to eat it and at least I really enjoyed it and if you want I'll barf it up but there might be other things in it to and I kinda chewed it but I'll try?
WAIT! The numbing ice cream!!!
*hands Dugglyn one while i eat one too*
*gets tackled still giggling insanely*
But what about the snow cone machine?!
*eats the numbing ice cream*
Thanks Amy!
Dugglyn! Did you turn to mist so I could eat your eye and then you can cut me open again? -_- That'd be so weird...
You don't get the snow cone machine yet!
*cut into the stomach*
*finds a finger*
Well here's a start, Amy, you sit down, I'm getting Dugglyn's eye back next.
*He walks past the trees, his head raised, almost with royal regard. He glances at the scene in front of him, the people squabbling in front of him, and shakes his head with disappointment*
Petty creatures...
*brings snow cone machine over*
*is giggling non stop*
Oh wait! Where's Elleni? Her blood was really good!
*sits down*
*makes a two snowcones from Dugglyn's blood*
*gives one to Raven*
Here. Finding your hand will be hard work!
*looks up and sees Diablo*
*waves*
Oh hi!!! I'm Dugglyn!! I ate Raven's hand so now they're cutting me open to find it! Would you like a snow cone? They have fresh blood!
I don't know where Elleni is.
*pulls out the reaming fingers and hand*
*pulls put a large plastic bag*
*fills it with the blue blood*
Amy, you ready?
Mallet! Mallet!! Mallet in the morning!!! Mallet!!! Mallet!!! Mallet all day!!!
Thanks for the snow cone!
Sure!
*lays down on ground*
*finishes up snow cone*
Go!
*bursts in and heals Dugglyn*
*bursts out*
*sits next to Amy*
*cuts open stomach*
*takes a bag and fills it with purple blood*
*searches for the eye*
EUREKA!
*pulls out the eye*
...are you sure that's the eye?
Elleni! Join us!
*sits up*
Thank you onion man!!!
*makes a snow cone with Amy's blood*
*eats it*
Mmmmmmm!!!
Maybe not Amy?
*inspects the object in her hand*
Oh no, my dear it's not the eye, I shall resume searching.
*fumbles through stomach*
*pulls out pizza*
Nope
*looks around*
*pulls out the eye*
Here it is.
Dugglyn this look about right?
Oh there you are Elleni!
Snow cone?
*holds out a half blue half purple snow cone*
*studies the eye*
Yep!
*grins*
*turns into mist*
*solidifies the eye back in place*
*laughs* I wonder what would happen if you put not-her-eye in Dugglyn's eye socket...
Okay then.
*looks at Amy*
Someone will need to clean this up.
*stands up and dusts herself off*
*places bags of blood on the table*
Eat up guys.
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*sits down in the corner with a needle and thread*
*begins sewing the hand back together and onto the arm*
Over and under, over and under, over and under...
*pulls thread with teeth*
*studies hand*
A transformation should fix this.
*turns into raven*
*flies and lands back at the table*
*reforms as human*
*looks at hand*
All better. No more eating my hand Dugglyn.
Oops! Don't know what happened!!
That said,
Elleni, what happened? You love eating blood!!!
*whines*
But Raven it tasted so good!!
Uh, someone want to heal me? I think I'm still cut open here!
Well that's a shame then isn't it Dugglyn? Didn't you know it's rude to eat people's hands without permission? Manners. Please use them.
Oh Amy, I can't fix it sorry. :(
*stares blankly at Raven*
Um, what are manners?
*The Onion Man bursts in and heals Amy*
*bursts back out*
*noms on a snow cone*
Yummy!!!!
*spreads snow cone on Dugglyn's face*
*noms on it*
I will be right back, I have to go and light the fire.
*backs away quickly*
Hey! You already ate my eye!
Kk! ^.^
Just to let you know.....
Did you know I have a blog?!
Yes, I do!!! Yay!
*spreads snow cone on Elleni's face*
*noms her face*
*takes a bite of Elleni's face as well*
*pokes her with a knife*
*licks the rainbow blood off her hand*
I think I'm going to go to bed now. I'm so tired from last night!
Goodnight!
Good night, Dugglyn!
*scoots closer to Raven*
*has a snow cone ready*
*allows her to nom my face*
*hands her my special salt, sugar, pepper, and edible glitter shaker*
I'm back, sorry I sorta had to get a lecture form my dad because I stuck my hand into the flames and he gave me this massive speech on idiocy. Oops.
(D: GAH! Now I can't nom Raven's face and she just returned!)
I don't want to go to bed.
Maybe later.
Thank you Fabi!
(XD That's funny, Raven!)
(;_; unintentional firsts...)
Wb Raven! So tell me again, what are manners?
Haha take that Amy. I'm nom proof!
(Hello Dugglyn! Welcome back!
And how is it suppose to work now that you swallowed my face???)
(;_; No more nomming!)
I dedicate this page to eating people's faces with salt.
Because that was the first thing i could think of...
Ok Dugglyn, manners.
manner
ˈmanə/
noun
plural noun: manners
1.
a way in which a thing is done or happens.
"taking notes in an unobtrusive manner"
synonyms: way, fashion, mode, means, method, system, style, approach, technique, procedure, process, methodology, modus operandi, form, routine, practice More
a style in literature or art.
"a dramatic poem in the manner of Goethe"
GRAMMAR
a semantic category of adverbs and adverbials which answer the question ‘how?’
"an adverb of manner"
archaic
a kind or sort.
"what manner of man is he?"
2.
a person's outward bearing or way of behaving towards others.
"his arrogance and pompous manner"
synonyms: demeanour, air, aspect, attitude, appearance, look, bearing, cast, deportment, behaviour, conduct;
There you go.
*turns into mist*
*sneaks up behind Raven*
*ninjaly solidifies*
*noms her face*
Not so nom proof now!!
O_O Pretty mask! :D
I'm confusled! How is nomming someone's face bad manners?
*turns into bird*
*flies away*
Fine! I'm Amy nom proof!
Don't. Nom. My. Face. Dugglyn. Please.
See the please is manners.
*flies back down*
(Someone! Call in the Onion Man! My face! D:)
Thanks! I made it!!! Out of tinfoil!
I'm way to proud of it....!
*the Onion Man bursts in*
*heals Amy's face*
*bursts out*
YES!
*sees Raven as bird*
NOOOO! I had my snow cone ready! And now it's melting... ;_;
*eats snow cone sadly*
It's bad manners to nom someone's face without permission. You have to ask first.
GAHHHHHHHH. I have to go and make a tandoori paste now, I'll be back very shortly.
Good morning beautiful!!! "You are not as pretty as I thought!! It was good knowing you!! I'm not going to get a good thing, I am going to get a little bit of her face!!!
We eat too many faces. Are faces healthy?
Kk Raven!!!!
^.^
Yes, yes they are! Eating faces makes you happy and being happy is good for you! They also have protein and sweat!
Xperia play with me!!! I have no clue where you are but I am not sure if you want to the ground and I don't think know what you want to do you know what I mean I don't think I so don't know know what you are doing today and I don't know what what do something they don't want to ride with me feel like better than I don't know if you are you're!!!!!
Glares at Silente and then it was raining. Oh my eyes open the surfer dude!!
I'm confused now.
*noms Dugglyn's face to help with confusion*
Hey!
*pulls out a knife and stabs Amy*
*puts a snow cone under the wound and let's the purple blood drip onto it*
*noms*
That was what auto correct thought I was going to say!
*shrieks*
NOOO! I didn't eat numbing ice creammmm!!!
...I guess snow cones work too...
*takes some of Dugglyn's newly bloodied snow cone*
*herumps*
Fine take it.
*makes a new one*
*noms*
It's funny how most maps of space leave out most of the space.
It is Fabi, it is.
Oh, and thank you for commenting!
Hello Fabi!
I should go to sheep now. Good night!
Bye Dugglyn!
...I think I'm still bleeding out from when Dugglyn stabbed me...
No problem...
Hello Amethyst?
Sleep well, Dugglyn.
I'll fix you.
*gestures to the ground*
Sit, please.
Hello Fabi! How are you?
*sits down in front of Raven*
*gets out a needle and thread*
Do you have numbing ice-cream?
*buys some numbing ice cream and eats it*
Yup!
I'm alright. You?
Hello, Raven, by the way.
Ok so I'm not a doctor, however I must begin with basic questions.
Where did Dugglyn stab you?
Hey Fabi. How are you?
Alright.
My iPad is low on battery, though, so msd.
You?
I'm good, I'm also stupid, what does msd stand for?
*begins to bury head in shame and embarrassment*
May suddenly disappear
Or might suddenly disappear
Same thing, really.
And it's okay, it's a Blogland-specific abbreviation, so it's understandable if you don't know it.
(Hi Star!)
I'm fine, thanks!
Sorry, kinda distant...
Uh...Dugglyn stabbed me in the...actually I have no idea. She didn't really specify.
Ok then Amy.
*pokes eye*
Does that hurt?
Nope!
Damn numbing cream!
*looks at arm*
See this looks like it's been stabbed but I can't be sure unless you can feel pain. Is there anti-numbing ice-cream?
Well, ice cream is cold so maybe if I eat hot ice cream? I really have no idea.
Oh and thankyou Fabi. To be honest though it wouldn't matter if it wasn't a blogland specific abbreviation. I still probably wouldn't know it.
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