Friday, July 18, 2014

TDOTL Ire/UK Tour

Okay then, here are the locations and dates for my Ireland/UK tour.


AUGUST

28th: Publication day! Requiem Ball (London)

29th: Waterstones, Ringwood — 11AM — signing

Waterstones, Bournemouth — 3PM — signing

30th: Waterstones, Bluewater — 1PM — signing

31st: Dun Laoghaire — details to be confirmed — fan event and signing


SEPTEMBER

5th: Village Books, Dulwich — 6.30PM — fan event and signing

6th: WHS, Milton Keynes — 11AM — signing

WHS, Sheffield — 3PM — signing

7th: Waterstones, Newcastle — 12 NOON — signing

11th: Easons, Galway — 4PM — signing

13th: Easons, Belfast — 11AM — signing

14th: Easons, Limerick — 2PM — signing

19th: Hodges Figgis, Dublin — 6PM — signing


And then, of course, on the 27th, we're all going to be dragged into the Theatre of Shadows...

theatreofshadows.ie

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Dragona Pine said...

(*watches*)

Anonymous said...

*Throws the fire at George.*

*snaps the air, super speeding the fire*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

(It's a food. Kind of like oatmeal. Or maybe couscous. Brown rice?

It's not really like any of those, but it's a super-healthy food and everyone's obsessed with it.)

*Rolls to standing position, drawing glitter-sword*

Anonymous said...

Why are you throwing herbs at us?

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

*Explodes, leaving ash and a small crater*

~~

In actuality, George illusioned the explosion, and is currently stopping, dropping and rolling.

Anonymous said...

: an annual herb (Chenopodium quinoa) of the goosefoot family that is native to the Andean highlands and is cultivated for its starchy seeds which are used as food and ground into flour; also : its seeds

Anonymous said...

*senses George through the air currents*

*throws another fireball*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...
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Emerald Melody said...

Hey hey hey everyone.

Anonymous said...

The dictionary disagrees

Anonymous said...

Hello, Mademoiselle.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

*Rolls away from this one, barely missing it*

*the crater disappears*

~~

While quinoa the plant may be classified as an herb, it's a grain for culinary purposes. Like how a cucumber is a vegetable for culinary purposes.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

(Hello Emerald!)

*Makes the world look sparkly to anyone in the near vicinity*

Anonymous said...

I politely disagree

Dragona Pine said...

(*stares at the Avengers*

SO




MANY



DAMN



PLOT HOLES


MUST


RESIST


RANTING...)

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

I impolitely disagree!

Because it's good for you!

Anonymous said...

*walks up to George and grabs him by the arm*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

*Makes Jag's vision even sparklier/dizzier*

*Attempts to yank arm away*

Let to of me!

Anonymous said...

*grabs his other arm*

Anonymous said...

*forces the George's arms behind his back, resisting the urge to sit down*

Knock it off. Right now.

Anonymous said...

*squeezes tighter*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

You knock it off!

*Kicks backwards*

Anonymous said...

*headbutts the back of George's head*

Your kicks won't affect me.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

Ow!

*Pulls forwards, then backwards, then abruptly forwards again*

*If Jag is tense, or his arms are locked, he'll likely be forced to stumble backwards*

Anonymous said...

*stays where he is*
(He's really good at this)

*let's go of one of George's arms and karate chops his neck*
(Instant knockout)

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

*Eye roll*

Dragona Pine said...

(Nope, I have to rant.




*SPOILERS*

Marvel films are TERRIBLE. I mean, no thought goes into them.

Loki gets himself captured and imprisoned on the SHIELD flying-boat-thing.

Then Fury said that the prison Loki was in was built for something stronger than him - hinting at the Hulk.

And the Hulk is stronger than Thor.

Yet Thor managed to put a crack in the glass. So it OBVIOUSLY wouldn't be able to hold the Hulk, despite Fury saying that it was built for that purpose.

Also: On the boat Loki did NOTHING beneficial to him. In fact, he actually weakened his own position.
So in the general plot of the movie, Loki did nothing much on the boat - he didn't really have to be there. Hawk-Eye did all the work.
The only thing he DID do was kill Coulson. Which he actually DIDN'T if you watch the Marvel television series. Or something. Idk that bit confuses me but I'm pretty sure Coulson didn't end up dying.
In any case, he stabbed Coulson. Which gave the Avengers like a push to fight together.

So... the only thing Loki DID do on the boat was stab a guy who managed to survive, which made the Avengers pull together better.

So he didn't have to be there. The only reason why he WAS there was to advance the plot. BAD FILM MAKING.

In the film though, the only thing he actually did was cause himself to get defeated. Which is stupid.


Also: Why the hell can't Thor pick up his hammer for like thirty seconds after he falls out of the boat? IT'S NEVER EXPLAINED.)

Anonymous said...

Nah

Anonymous said...

George is knocked out

Dragona Pine said...

(*MORE SPOILERS*


Then there's Banner. He manages to find the rest of the Avengers VERY conveniently in a huge city which is currently under alien attack...
What are the chances? Of him turning up exactly when he's needed, on the same street at the same time as the rest of the group? And he conveniently is able to control his powers now because, you know, he has to stop the giant alien thing which looks like something copied from Transformers.

Also... Captain America. I haven't seen the Captain America films but I kind of get the gist that he's supposed to be a super SOLDIER.
And he's TERRIBLE at aiming.

Then there's The Black Widow who can use an alien weapon seconds after picking it up. I assume that alien weapons would be kind of, y'know, different, and not all would use triggers or any kind of other familiar firing system.


And I kind of get that Asgardians are supposed to be bulletproof and everything... which means they must have THICK skin or something.
If I know my guns right (which I THINK I do), the SHIELD soldiers at the start were using M4A1 carbines. And I think the woman-shield-agent-at-the-start was using a Glock... maybe the 19. Not sure about that. But I think it's the 19.
In any case, the M4A1 fires rounds at... Hm. I think about 850... maybe up to 880 metres per second.
And Loki isn't hurt by it.

Yet Thor gets injured by a KNIFE.)

Anonymous said...

An asgardian knife

Dragona Pine said...

(It's STILL a knife. Who made it doesn't matter. Unless it's a magic knife or something. But it's never shown or explained as being. Therefore it's just a knife, really. :P)

Emerald Melody said...

It's just a movie. Don't be over thinking bout it or worrying about it.

Only things that I worry about is that if me and my son is going to enjoy it and I enjoy and he loves The Avengers!

Some movies are just meant to be enjoyed.

Jophiel said...

(Hey guys!

Wbd!)

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Carry on my wayward son!
There'll be peace when you are done
Lay your weary head to rest!
Don't you cry no more!!!!

Love this song soooooooooooo much!!!

Emerald Melody said...

Hey Rosey *hugs*

Jophiel said...

(*Cuddles Em*

Hai!)

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Hi Deathy!!
Hi Emerald!!!!!
Hi anyone who I didn't see lurking in the shadows!!!!
How be's yous?!?!
How be's yous eyes?!?!

Also, a Skulduggery Pleasant comic/graphic novel sounds cool!! I would totally be interested!!

Emerald Melody said...

Want to continue from earlier or are ye busy??

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Emerald, can I call you Emmy?

Jophiel said...

(I'm good thanks Dugg! How are you?

Sure, Em! I'll read it while and if I'm doing something, I'll formulate a reply in my head and reply I it when I have the time!)

Emerald Melody said...

(I remember I wanted to set up a Skulduggery radio station at one time but couldn't get people involved. Ah well. Hey Duggy!! And yeah sure, most people do anyway.)

*Lorcan had made a new fire pit just at the entrance of the cave. He had to keep lookout and the sound of the river was peaceful.

Casha was lying down beside him at one side, he could feel the baby kicking against his leg and he smiled as he placed a hand on the bump.*

Lorcan: Wish I knew what gets you all excited little one...

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

I'm good!!!!!
Yep!
Purple marshmallows!!! They are good!
But beware, the blue marshmallows, the evil ones, sometimes disguise themselves as purple marshmallows. And the blue marshmallows are EVIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YEAH YEAH YEA BUT YOU KNOW IF I AM A SPAZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

The radio station sounds really cool!!!!!!!!!
How did people not get involved?!?!?!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*Trip seems to materialise from thin air behind Lorcan*

You work fast, my boy.

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

HI TRIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOW BE'S YOUS EYES?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Jophiel said...

Rose: *She started to stir in her sleep, her hands wildly grasping and searching the floor beside her. She pulls herself up quickly, a hand pressed against her forehead*

Diablo: *He watches Rose wake up, frowning, before turning to Lorcan*
Anything I can help you with?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

((I see...-Zaf

Jophiel said...

(Hey Zaf!)

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

HI ZAFFY!!!!!!!
HOW BE'S YOUS EYES?!?!?!

Emerald Melody said...

(It is still the biggest mystery to me. I think the thought of running something like that frightened people lol)

(Hey Trip, the timeline has changed lol this is now a year and a half since he last saw him and Casha is 7 months gone.)

*Lorcan shot up, ready to beat off a bounty hunter but sighed when he saw Trip.*

Lorcan: Don't scare me like that you fucker!!! I thought a bounty hunter had gotten into the cave, I was about to beat you up!

*Casha stirs slightly.*

Lorcan: Come on, we'll talk outside, she needs her rest.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

My eyes are gone. I lost them in a high stakes knife fight along with the deed to the mole kingdom.

Emerald Melody said...

(Hey Zaffy!!!! xx)

*Lorcan looks back at Casha and Rose before looking at Diablo.*

Lorcan: Just make sure the girls are okay and comfortable. Please.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*chuckles lightly, speaking quietly*

You, beat me up. *follows him out*

So, what was all that crap about you being platonic?

Snow said...

...

And yet agina, I am forced to ask... Trip, are you sane?

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Oh that's too bad.
I would offer you my left one, it's name is also Trip, but it got kinda chewed.
*glares at Silente and Amy*
People have a tendency to eat my left eye.

Snow said...

*again

Dragona Pine said...

(Sorry I poofed.)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(('Sup Zaf?))

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

...

And yet again, I am forced to inform you Snow, no I am not.

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

I kinda doubt it Snow. I don't think anyone here but me is sane!
*gurlumfs*

Snow said...

Just as I feared...

Emerald Melody said...

*Lorcan smirks as he skims a stone over the water.*

Lorcan: What can I say, true love prevails, and plus look at how beautiful that girl is. Plus we've been travelling together nearly 2 years, we kinda figured we would fall for one another.

How did you find me? And more importantly why did you find me?

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Hmmm....
I'm hungry....
*thinks*
*thinks*
*thinks*
All this thinking is making me hungrier!
*sees Trip*
*smiles evily*
*puts sugar and salt on his face*
*noms his face*

Jophiel said...

Rose: *She shakes her head, still reeling from whatever nightmare she had*
I hate the dark...
*She curled her legs to her chest, her face pressed tightly into her knees*

Diablo: *He nods and sits beside Rose, looping an arm over her shoulders. She shies away from him so he takes his arm back to his side and drapes it in his lap*

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

HI SNOW!!!!!
*sprinkles salt and sugar on her face*
*noms her face*

Snow said...

I've come to the conclusion that no one here is sane. Maybe a few people, I don't really know...

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

*jumps up and down*
Am I sane Snow?

Snow said...

*looks at Dug*
My face is inedible.
*gives apple*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Oh, I was in the area, and I just thought I'd drop in and see how you were.

Just like I said you would. You should have just listened to me from the start lad.

Snow said...

No, Dug, you are not. But that is a good thing.

Snow said...

G2g

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

*takes the apple*
*looks at it*
*smells it*
*listens to it*
*conks Snow on the head with it*
*noms Snow's face some more*
Oh, come on! It tastes great!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Toodles!

Emerald Melody said...

*Casha stirs and groans slightly in her sleep but doesn't wake. There's a slight silver glow pulsating from her womb as the baby moves around to get comfortable inside.*

*Lorcan smirks again*

Lorcan: Yeah well, you can stop gloating now dick.
We're still being hunted down by bounty hunters, have had a few close calls already. Plus Alexis wants Casha and the baby dead...

And the baby is... wow. It has some power to it.

*He pauses as he skims another stone, thinking about his child.*

It's frightening, the power that baby has.

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Bye Snow!!!

And I know being sane isn't good! It's boring!!

Noelle said...

*IS here to wait for Alastair*

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Bye Twip!!!!
*noms his face on last time*

Dragona Pine said...

(Emerald - I agree, there are films supposed to be enjoyed. But for the highest-grossing-non-James-Cameron-movie, I kind of expect more...

I mean, I like some marvel films... Well tbh I only like the first two Iron Man films (the rest of them seem really bad to me), but with the Avengers I thought, "Maybe they'll have put more thought into it, since it's supposed to be big"... I didn't expect a film 99.9% of the plot being carried along by luck and convenience, with the occasional amusing comment made by Tony Stark with an incredibly generic, poorly thought out villain who for most of the film does nothing whatsoever.
Although I see why some people like it... I just find it bad, really.)

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Hi Adra!!
Can I eat your face?
I like to eat faces....!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Heh, of course she does...

God, I can remember when she was just a sweet little girl. *sighs* Still, power? In what way?



Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Adwa!

Noelle said...

No, thank you. I, nor Alastair will like that..

Noelle said...

Twip

Jophiel said...

Diablo: *He watches the silver glow with utter confusion, shaking his head slightly*
Odd...

Rose: *She continues to cry silently, her face hidden*

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

*sits on a rock, somewhere in Blogland*
*is literally vibrating with energy*
I'm bored. I need to be hyper!!!!!!
*thinks*
I know! I'll go eat people's faces!!!!
*stands up*
Bloglandians, I know what I'm going to do today!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

What's up friend?

Noelle said...

I'm waiting for you on the call!!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Ok Adra! I won't!

Dragona Pine said...

(Someone should probably lock Dugglyn in a box or something.)

Emerald Melody said...

(Hey Addy. And I get you Dragona.)

Lorcan: Power dude. It completely took over Casha yesterday and it has this forcefield that can literally break bones and whatever else and it has some rad healing powers.

Just... power!!


*Casha stirs again, slightly breathless as she winces in her sleep. The sweat is evident on her forehead now. The pulsing glow getting slightly stronger.*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Iye see. Well, won't be long now.

Noelle said...

Thanks, Dugglyn.

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

(Hey!!!!!)
*takes out a couple caffeinated energy drinks*
*drinks two of them*
*puts the rest away*
*turns into mist*
*the mist is changing colors and letting off sparks*
*floats quickly to the town*

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

By the way...
*glares at Draggie and Emmy*
There is no way you are locking me up!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

((Sigh.-Zaf

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Or you Zaffy!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

((Hi.-Zaf

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Wow.

*picks up a stone with a small stream of energy and skims it far across the water. He takes a moment to admire his throw and then continues*


Well, if you ever need any help containing supercharged ultra babies you know where to find me. I actually have a few facilities available to me that may be if use in this situation.

Jophiel said...

(Hey people who just popped in!

Diablo: *He frowns at Casha and rises to his feet. He doesn't know if he should get Lorcan not*
Better safe than sorry...
*She jogged out of the cave and looked around quickly for the silver mage, spotting him with another man*
Lorcan...? I think you should see this... Casha's having a slight struggle and the baby... It's freaky...

Jophiel said...

(Hi ZAFFY! Wanna continue from last night?)

Noelle said...

Okay Trip!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

((What's wrong Zaf?))

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

((Yes!-Zaf

Astrid: *has placed Rose in a spare room*

Emerald Melody said...

*Lorcan looks worried as he heads into the cave. His eyes grow wide with fear as he sees Casha's now glowing bump.*

Lorcan: What the... Casha? Baby, can you hear me? Wake up for me baby.

*Casha doesn't wake but he can tell that she's in a deep sleep or dream. But what was the baby doing?*

Emerald Melody said...

(GOD FUCK YOU ALL LOL

I ded to this weird baby, can't wait to start developing it properly and also to a nice organized ITunes, that makes me happy :)

Oh and all you weirdos, love you x)

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

*when she arrives in the town she floats above the people, observing them*
*finally her eyes rest on a woman who appears to have green blood*
*giggles happily*
Ooooooooo! Green blood! I haven't tried that kind yet!

Dragona Pine said...

(Dugglyn she's probably diseased or something idk.)

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*stops at the entrance to the cave, struck by a force that he can't physically feel. He continues in, eyes glossing over*

Mein Gott...

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

(Or a Vulcan.)

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

No, Draggie, people have different colors of blood! I have blue blood, Amy has purple blood, Raven has red blood, Elleni has rainbow blood and Silente has silver blood with glitter in it! They all taste good! Mine tastes like blue berries! I really like it!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Elleni!!!!!!!
*puts salt and sugar on her face and glomps*

Jophiel said...

Rose2: *She wakes up with a yawn and looks around herself, admiring the room*
Beds are nice. I ought to get a bed on Earth. Perhaps a proper house too...

--------

Diablo: *He gestures to the glowing silver around Casha*
Is it supposed to do that...?

Emerald Melody said...

*Lorcan frowns at Trip as he keeps trying to wake Casha up.*

Lorcan: Did you just speak German, what's wrong?

*He put his hand on the bump to feel what was happening but he pulled it back quickly, his skin slightly burned but healing straight away.*

Lorcan: What the good fuck?!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

*smiles proudly*
Yep!
*frowns a bit*
It was good but then I turned into a Flaming Dodo.
*brightens again*
I found someone with green blood! Would you like to eat her with me? I have salt and sugar and eatible glitter!!!!!

Dragona Pine said...

(Or a Salarain.)



(Dugglyn... I worry sometimes. Like what would happen if you went and drank a lucozade. Or anything with sugar in it, really. I'm surprised the world hasn't crumbled by now.)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

((Nothing. I just totally feel hopeless with Alexis. Even I want to kill Lorcan's girlfriend.-Zaf))

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Astrid: You do not have a bed? *eyes widen*

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

I DON'T CARE!!!!
*noms her face more*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I've been spending a lot of time in Bavaria recently. Beautiful part of the world, really...

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Rawr

Dragona Pine said...

(Leri was not speaking. I was speaking. I am not Leri. Leri is dying. :P)

Noelle said...

*Valencia sits on the tree trunk, thinking about soft boy moans*

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

JUBI

Jophiel said...

Rose2: *She nods and pulls the covers off her, getting to her feet*
Trees are good. And sometimes a nice sunny rock...

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Well Draggie, one time I had caffeine! It was my first time (it was this year and mind you, I'm over ten!) Ever! And I haven't had it since, I'm naturally carzy, but I made me feel weird. I felt.... bubbley! And my stomach felt weird to. And I was in school so I couldn't be carzy and I just felt weird. But Dugglyn + sugar is....
Interesting.
It's that way in real life too! Dugglyn is just as carzy as me!!!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Jubjub! *stealthtacklehugs*

HOW'S YOU?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Zanida: Loki...

Did they take the cube?

Zanida: No.

*grabs his sister, vanishing out of the cell, into Zanida's room* Get your lance, and my sceptre.

Zanida: *gets them, then takes out the Tesseract* The guards did not notice. *they go back down to Midgard*

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

HI JUBI!!!!!!!
NICE TO MEET YOU!!!
(I might have met you before but if I did then we didn't talk much so nice to meet you!)
I'VE HEARD THAT THE WORLD WILL EXPLODE WHEN WE MEET!
SO I'M GLAD TO FINALLY MEET YOU!!!!
How be's yous?!?!
How be's yous eyes?!?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Astrid: Oh, it is rather nice. Good thing you slept, I fixed your hand.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

FABI!!!!!!TRIP!!!!! LOKI!!! ELLENI!! DUGGLYN!!DIABLO!! *supermegaracklehugsofdoom*

HAI!!!
I'S GOOD!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Oh, and Elleni, I'm glad you can join me!

John said...

*Casually strolls out of a shadowy shadow in the shadows and then proceeds to flop down into a chair made from shadows still in the shadowy area of the shadows*

Hello anyone who's around.

Fabi S. - Fashion-Conscious Fire Wraith said...

DUGGLYN AND JUBI-BEAN ARE FINALLY MEETING AND I HAVE TO GOOOOOO

[hugs hugs hugs]

[disappears]

Dragona Pine said...

Hey Jubi! How are you?

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

I HAVE HEARD SOMETHING ALONG THOSE LINES AS WELL, DUGGLYN!
SO HAI! :3

Emerald Melody said...

*Lorcan looks frantic now as he gently shakes Casha.*

Lorcan: Casha?! Casha, need you to wake up now babe. Casha!

*Suddenly the forcefield appears and pushes Lorcan back onto the ground, putting pressure on him.*

Lorcan: *whispers* damn child...

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

*puts salt and sugar on Jubi's face*
*noms it*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

HEY BLAKE! HEY DRAGONA! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*


NOOO FABII :( BAI! *supermegagoodbyeracklehugsofdoom*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Oh yeah. The Dugglyn-Jubi meet.

Run! Run for your lives! *sprints for the bar, which now has a sign saying "Eternal Doom Shelter. And booze!"*

John said...

*is supermegatacklehugofdoom'd out of his chair*

Uh... nice to see you too

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

I THINK MY FACE IS BEING NOMMED

Jophiel said...

(I'll be back in 15!))

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

HI BLAKE!!!!!!!!
*the mist floats behind him*
*it then conks him on the head with an apple*
*floats quickly off*




Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*doesn't move, just stands and stares at the child*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

AND LOOPY WINE!!


I don't feel te earth exploding yet

Or maybe it has and we're just all dead without even knowing it...

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Blakey-poo! How are you?

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

*looks at Elleni confused*
I thought noming people's faces was part of the weird thing pose call manners!
Is it not?
*is completely serious*


TRIPPY!!! WHY YOU RUN!?!?!?
WE JUST GONNA DESTROY THE WORLD!!!!!
AND ELLENI's GONNA HELP TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

**people

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Ooh I like destroying the world
CAN I HELP???

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: Maybe this is a sign you do not deserve the child.

Emerald Melody said...

*Lorcan strains against the forcefield as he tries to slowly get up. He had to or else he knew he would have some broken bones.*

Lorcan: No, you're okay Trip!! My girl is just unconscious and my child is trying to squash me but you get stage fright you bastard!!!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

I and sorry in advance for typos

I'm on my phone and they're painful to correct

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Aaarrrrrg! *throws the door open and jumps inside, hiding under a table*

Pls, pls noh.

Noelle said...

*Valencia stays posted outside the compound*
*Then goes to the shelter* *Sits*

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

YES JUBI!!!!!! HELP US!!! PLEASE!!!!!!

John said...

TRIP I SHALL MURDER YOUR FAMILY IF YOU SHOULD EVER HAVE THE BALLS TO CALL ME THAT AGAIN.

Ahem.

Please don't call me that.

Dragona Pine said...

(Seems I have to go. Bye!)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*the two Asgardians land near Valencia*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

YAY!!! *picks up a pointy stick*
I SHALL CALL YOU MR. POINTY AND YOU SHALL HELP ME TAKE OVER THE WORLD


AFTER WE DESTROY IT

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Sees Elleni and Trip*
Ooooooooo you got him!
*adds more salt and sugar to his face*
*noms it*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Huh?

Oh my. *runs to Lorcan's side, grabbing his arms and beginning to pull. Energy flows from him and begins to coat Lorcan in and effort to stop further crushing*

Terribly sorry old boy.

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

(BYE DRAGGIE!!!!!!!)
Nice stick Jubi!
So after we destroy the world we're going to take it over? Cool! My zombie caterpillars can help us!!!!
*whistles*
*suddenly zombie caterpillars appear behind her*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

NOOOOOOOOOOO! Not the FACE! *noms Elleni's hands so she drops him and tries to run away*

John said...

*His eyes burn with a black fire and his hair stands on end as dark flames erupt around him*
*He turns to face Jazzy*

WHAT.
DID.
I.
JUST.
SAY.

Emerald Melody said...

*Lorcan takes a breath after he's pulled to a safe distance as he looks up to see Alexis.*

Lorcan: Lexi... shit.

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

NO!!!!!
TRIPPY!!! WE WANT YOUR FACE!!!!!!!
*turns into mist*
(The mist is still rapidly changing colors and letting off sparks from all the energy)
*follows him, quickly gaining*
You can not escape me!!!!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Blakeypoo..
I LIKE IT!
zombie caterpillars *nods approvingly* me likey


OKEY! IM READY!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: It's obvious, some higher power is punishing you. Your own kid doesn't want you.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

Hey Alexis. How's the whole psyco ex-girlfriend thing going? Because with that entrance it looks to me as if you're doing a bang up job!

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

OH GOOD!!!!!
*turns to Elleni*
Can you set Blogland on fire?
My zombie caterpillars will start eating people!
Jubi, what do you want to do?
And Elleni you don't have to set Blogland on fire, you can do something else if you want!

John said...

*A pillar of darkness erupts from beneath Jubi and shoots off into space, crashing through a few planets as it goes*

(Btw if people don't notice all the DBZ refereces I'm making I will be sad. Oh and this is not "canon" RP, I'm just screwing around, Blake's not this strong xD)

Noelle said...

*Sits in the corner, her arm still almost healed*

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Ooooooooo! JUBI CAN FLY!!!!
That looks fun!!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

IF YOU TOUCH ME DYNAMITE FOREST I'M EXPLODING ALL OF IRELAND AND EM-Zaf

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*Downs a whole bottle of Tumesoz is one go, and suddenly begins to fly*

I have the power!

*begins to fly at Dugglyn, fist extended, but then suddenly veers off course and hits a tree*

Och, so that's why you shouldn't drink and fly.

Emerald Melody said...

*Lorcan looks at Trip with an unimpressed look.*

Lorcan: Try and help the situation, not antagonize it. Would be a great help.

Lexi, look at her. *he points to Casha, who is obviously in pain.*

If you and me were together and you had gotten pregnant, this is what you would be dealing with. If this is the type of pain another silver mage is going through, you would be probably going through ten times this.

And the baby is just getting stronger. It doesn't know who is who apart from it's mother.

I know you're pissed off at me, if it was the other way around, I would be pissed too. But I want you to still be a part of my life, of my child's life.

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Clemy can set blog land on fire *nods*

OI CLEMENTINE!!

*clemy swoops in on a rainbow of death*

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

Nice Elleni!
*hands Jubi and Elleni earplugs*
*runs into a town*
*screams as loud as she can*
*all around her people drop dead*
*laughs*

*in another town zombie caterpillars swarm people, going up their noses and eating their brains*
*they too drop dead but not for long*
*after a couple seconds they begin to shrink and get hairier*
*then the whole town is filled with zombie caterpillars*
*they then March to the next town and repeat the process*

Jophiel said...

Rose2: *She looks at her new hand in awe, opening and closing it, wiggling her fingers*
Holy... Thank you Astrid!
*She jumps out of the bed and leaps at Astrid, wrapping her arms around the Asgardian*
Thank you so much! Thank you thank you!

----

Rose: *She stands up, still crying but approaches Casha, her hand out*
Casha... Casha, wake up. Casha!
*She glares at Casha, enough to make it feel like a pinch*
CASHA! WAKE UP!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexs: Do you realy think it's that simple? Do you?! To spend every day knowing because of Alastair you left me? Every day a reminder of how stupid I am!

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

I only ever antagonise, it's part of my charm!

But if you insist, fine. I will be sensible and boring.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Astrid: *laughs* You're welcome. Now that you have a hand, is there anything here you'd like to see?

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

You can join us Trip!
Just start killing people!
Other than Elleni, Jubi, and myself of course!

Noelle said...

*Valencia shuts her eyes and leans against the wall*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*slowly gets up, supporting himself on a tree. He turns his head to the heavens and screams*

HOBBITS! WE MARCH!

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

CLEMY!!! *supermegatacklehugsofdoom*
HOW ARE YOU?

*clemy whinnies*

Of course you are!
Ok. You ready to destroy things?

*clemy neighs and tosses her mane*

COOL!
Ok what I need you to do is light EVERYTHING on fire. 'Kay?

*clemy whinnies happily*
COOL BEANS! Let's go! *hops on her and we fly into the sky, clemy breathing out a long stream of fire destroying everything in sight*

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

*explodes Em and Ireland* THIS MEANS WAR!! *explodes the entire world minus America and Australia*

-Zaf

Emerald Melody said...

*The bump pulsates again as Casha tries to wake up.*


Lorcan: No I don't expect it to be that easy Lexi cause I know I've hurt you but hurting Casha or the baby is gonna make me go back to you or make you feel better in the long run.
She didn't take me away from you. I took myself away from you.

And you are far from stupid Lexi, you know it. I was the stupid one to leave but living in the past is not going to make either of us feel better about this.

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*grunts, and holds his chest*

Man, that really isn't pleasant.

Unknown said...

Derek when i am a famous author you have to read my book. and i am also getting published at Harper Collins too.

oh my goodness i read AOH i love it! i have also pre-purchased TDOTL! loving it

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Oh sorry!
YOU CAN HELP!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Alexis: *glares at* You left me. And you have the nerve to say you still want me in your life? If you really wanted me, you'd never have left.

John said...

So.... if Zaffy brought in Loki, who is a 100% non-SP related character... could I bring in Goku for a little while and get away with it?

Dugglyn Carzainia said...

*grabs a flame thrower*
*turns into mist*
*goes over another forest and burns it to a bloody crisp*

I'm Jubilance Glee / Occasional Haiku-er / And a dinosaur said...

Oh
Damn

CLEMENTINE WHAT ARE YOU DOING? THERES NOTHING THERE TO DESTROY, YOU CRAZY HORSE!

Jophiel said...

Rose2: *She shrugs an looks around*
I'd like to explore... How about we just wonder, Astrid? Just meander and take every random corner?
*Exceitment was evident in her voice*

Trip Castalan, Lord of The Hobbits, The Fourth Most Popular Folk/Parody Banana Thief In The Land said...

*armoured halflings begin to march from the forest, with some wearing winged helmets falling from the sky. They begin to engage the zombie catapulted, their swords making short work of them*


Yeah.

Get 'em.

Woo.

Bob: My lord, are you drunk?

Whaaaaat? Noooooooo!

Unknown said...

oh hi Loki remember me?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Astrid: Sure. *leads out into the halls, just wandering, passing Frigga's chambers, and other noteable places inside the castle*

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