Okay then, here are the locations and dates for my Ireland/UK tour.
AUGUST
29th: Waterstones, Ringwood — 11AM — signing
Waterstones, Bournemouth — 3PM — signing
30th: Waterstones, Bluewater — 1PM — signing
31st: Dun Laoghaire — details to be confirmed — fan event and signing
SEPTEMBER
5th: Village Books, Dulwich — 6.30PM — fan event and signing
6th: WHS, Milton Keynes — 11AM — signing
WHS, Sheffield — 3PM — signing
7th: Waterstones, Newcastle — 12 NOON — signing
11th: Easons, Galway — 4PM — signing
13th: Easons, Belfast — 11AM — signing
14th: Easons, Limerick — 2PM — signing
19th: Hodges Figgis, Dublin — 6PM — signing
And then, of course, on the 27th, we're all going to be dragged into the Theatre of Shadows...
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«Oldest ‹Older 1801 – 2000 of 4135 Newer› Newest»Thou is pretty fucking tired and slightly sweaty.
I was at an air show with my son today.
You doing okay?
I'm not sure. You'd have to ask Star.
I had a bit of an...event irl and sent all the results and info I had to her. I'm not sure if Flora voted yet.
Hi Em. :-)
Sorry, picking out books..
I'm alright. Slowly freezing to death im a tent..
..oh so slowly..
but otherwise apart from the dark spell i had earlier im fine thanks.
Flora didn't. :/
*How art thou
:P
*sneaks up behind Silente and stabs her*
*silver blood with sparkles spills out*
*sticks a snow cone in it*
*noms the snow cone*
Mmmmmmm! This s really good Silente!
*holds a blood covered snow cone up to Silente*
Try it!!
[hugs Star]
Happy picking out books, Adra! [hugs]
Books are important, make your decision wisely my child lol
And I'm glad everyone is doing okay.
*screaches*
DUGGLYN DONT EAT THAT!!!
*knocks it from her hand, already fearing the worst*
(thanks for the comments on the Be The Glue blog Dug.Im glad you like the songs!)
Yay! Books!!!
PICK THE MISTBORN SERIES! EVERY TIME! WHENEVER! ALWAYS!
Uh
*coughs*
I mean, happy picking out books. C:
*hugs Lanternity :)*
*picks up the snow cone and eats it*
Come on! It's really good!!
DUGGLYN!!!
*backs away*
Oh lord its too late..
*waits for Dug to start shaking*
*for the blood to take effect*
*for her to turn into..*
*A FLAMING DODO!*
Your welcome Silente!
I'm your biggest fan!!!! Can I have your auto graph? I already have Snow's!!!!!
Buddhism, Islam, Anthropology, Astrology, Mythology.... The works
(You...want my autograph? *looks perplexed*)
*stands there*
*looks at Silente*
*squaks*
*but is still a human. Or as human as she was before*
Yes Silente! I'm Be The Glue's number one fan!!!
*watches her*
*steps forwards and pokes Dug*
Huh. You mustn't have had enough for a full change..
(...er...)
*squakes again*
*grabs another snow cone and dips it in blood*
*eats it*
*begins shaking*
*and then Dugglyn disappears!*
*in her place is a Flaming Dodo!*
(What?)
Gtg bye!
Mbbl!
Idk.
(Flaming Dodo, a dodo that has ember patterns on its feathers. These ember colours can change depending on emotion. Its telepathically linked with its creator and can set itself alight without harming itself)
*looks at the flaming dodo*
*facepalms*
Its a good thing it wears off within an hour! At least, the amount you've had will.
(That was an epic poof.)
BYE BYE DUGGY!!!
*MBD, TYPING UP PART OF A NEW SONG ONTO THE BLOG, YET TO BE COMPLETED*
Hi Duggs! How're the caterpillars?
The bae isn't here...
(I think that was the biggest poof I've ever done.)
Idk draggie, you do some EPIC poofs..
*a lone tumble weed rolls through blogland*
CLICK ME! CLICK ME NOW! YOU WON'T BE SORRY! ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE DUGGLYN!
I think that was another epic poof.
Tumbleweed...
Always a bad sign.
(Random question: Is there any kind of plans in place to finally post the results of the Blogland Awards?)
Okay. So. We are currently waiting for Flora to vote on the toe breakers. IF SHE COULD POSSIBLY DO THAT SOON. That Fabio will do the computer technologically stuff and we will give at least a weeks notice. Anyway who says "Yeab no O can't come" but is a winner will be emailed about this.
**tie **then **I
Right. That makes sense. Thanks for telling me because I had no idea and I thought people had forgotten. :P
**anyone **yeah
A la carte
I WOULD NEVER FORGET!
No we haven't forgotten. We are just waiting...bidding our time..
Also, you know, people have been busy. Exams, holdiays, awesome rp's, parodies, songs and whatever else.
We probably need to finish the RP soon. There are people still stuck in their dimensions, right?
Then basically everyone has to fight the Dark Shadow, and also Leri can't participate in anything because she's laying nearly dead and even though she could have been saved earlier no efforts were made *nods*
Wait, are we having, like, an actual event-thing?
Hello, just wanted to reply to the comments about the blogland awards above: I decided not to vote because it didn't seem fair of me seeing as I'm not on the blog as often as others and so didn't know everyone/all the events that had occurred and were being voted on. Sorry I didn't mention it before now!
However, if some are still tied then let me know and I will vote :)
*stares at flower*
...okay. Helpful. Would've been more helpful say a week or so ago. In which case i THINK its closed now..
I see no reason as to why not Fabio...
At least Star gave that impression...
Well, Lav voted, so there's really no reason you can't.
Oh.
I mean, besides the whole time zone thing, I guess there isn't a good reason why not, but I didn't hear of one last time. I mean, the results were posted with little speeches and stuff, but it wasn't, like, the Osmosis wedding or Star and Lucy's blogversary party... They were just blog posts. At least, I think they were...
Although, we should probably do what Star says, because she was around for the other one.
No, don't do what I say! D:
You know on Merlin?
How Arthur basically thinks Merlin is an idiot who can't do anything?
And whenever anyone suggests anything, like "Maybe Merlin's the traitor!", Arthur always gives this disbelieving snort and goes "Merlin?" because he believes Merlin's far too incompetent to do anything.
Yeah, that reminds me of me and my friend D. D being Arthur and me being Merlin. :P
And she thinks I'm incompetent because I AM incompetent.
But um
AS FAR AS I REMEMBER, she did wait until lots of us were online, and then we kind of waited on the posts whilst she announced them all and commented and things . . . I can't remember (my memory, lol :P) how event-y it was, though . . . D:
*laughs at the 'we should do what star says' bit*
Oh god. The fact we have got this far doing it is a miracle.
(It amuses me, though, because D doesn't think I can do ANYTHING, and she's always texting me just to make sure and telling me to watch out whenever I go without a rulerlength of a shelf in a shop because she thinks I'll knock something off. :P
However, it's probably good she thinks I'm incompetent. No expectations to meet, you know. :)
Plus, I AM fairly incompetent. XD)
How did we even get this far?
In fact WHO decided to resurrect it?
@Silente: *laughs* XD LOL.
Yup. C:
(Uh I'm here..
Oh THATS why James is grumpy at me. I forgot to finish his rp. Whoops.)
(James is severely screwed in the head. :) :))
@Silente: XD You.
ANYWAY
Um . . . .
. . .
. . .
Yeah!
Like I said, I can't remember whether we pre-planned the moment or not.
. . .
Lot of help I am. :P
But yeah . . .
Just tell people we're announcing them whenever. If they can't come -
I feel like saying "well, that sucks for them."
I think C's rubbing off on me. :P
James what do you want!
James: Silente I want to tell you then truth!
What truth?!
James: The truth were I saw someone and fell in love with them. The truth were i gave them eternal life! The truth were i looked after them when they had no one else! Silente I lo-
THE TRUTH IS A LIE!!!
((And then I'm casually like, yup I'm waiting a long while.-Zaf
(SilenteTC1 is the paused Silente with you and Dug.
SilenteTC2 is the one paused with Viv.
SilenteTC3 is with James.
Amd now my brother is going pm the phone. Soz. Bye.)
((I'm sorry, but that isn't 'love'.
That's what characters in Slipknot songs call love.))
Sorry Silente. But in case you didn't realise I've been having a shit time recently and I thought that maybe voting in a bad mood wouldn't be the wisest decision. If you had wanted me to vote so eagerly then you should have messaged me instead of getting your back up now. I presumed that, if I didn't vote fairly quickly, people would just start sorting out the results. I didn't realise that people were waiting on me, and I apologise for that. But that is the best I can do - apologise - because it's in the past and it's not even a major issue.
Loki, would you like to continue with me from last evening?
*Hugs Flora* I love you..
Oh, no, it's fine, Flora. *hugs* We don't really mind, and nothing was happening anyway because I'm an incompetent idiot and people are relying on me to do stuff. :P It's not a major issue. I'm sorry.
And I really hope your time becomes better soon. :) *hugs*
(No Flower I'm not angry. I was joking darling. Sorry. Bye.)
I get that, Silente. *hugs*
[hugs Flora]
Sorry, I didn't mean to snap at you :/
*hugs everyone* thanks a lot, you guys are great
(On Mass Effect 3 I'm in the top 5% of all players on the PS3 and I'm ranked approximately 1800th in the UK.)
It's okay, Flora... You are entitled. *Hugs*
-
*Valencia stumbles to her feet, and turns to Loki* Honestly?
No, it's fine, Flora. *hugs*
*and that includes the hackers.
C:
(*reads above*
O...k... Either someone hit James very hard in the face with a pan, the shadows have screwed with his head or he's having a spontaneous psychotic meltdown.)
@Dragona: Or his head was just messed up already. :P
(Star - well, I assume they're hackers. Or maybe they're not. I've seen the guy who is like third in the world in a lobby once and there was no signs of anything suspicious. But as with most games, people at the top usually hack. So it's an assumption.)
You are quite moronic, Valencia, I give you that.
@Dragona: Well, even if there are no hackers, it still includes them. It just includes their nothingness. :)
@Elleni: XD XD
(Elleni - that comment went from violently humorous to "I imagine James' face being branded with the Teflon logo" in a line.)
I am? Perhaps it is so. But you were the one who kissed me.
*Holds her arms out beside her* Well? I told you to do your worst..
You really do want to die. *grabs her arm, and twists until bone should stick out, then pushes her against a wall* Watch me, girl. *draws knife as Zanida comes in, and cuts extremely close to the eye, almost cutting Valencia's eye out*
Purple?
Purple.
I saw Silente earlier!
But sorry! I really wanted to be here! I was forced to go shopping. Ewe! It was torture...!
(Elleni - you have to remember that fire would do nothing against a Shadow... She had to cover you or it would have intercepted you.)
Purple!
Well I now say purple instead of yellow because everyone yellow but nobody says purple! Purple just gets left on the sidelines while yellow gets worshipped so I now say purple!
*Fights against Loki, turning her arm in the opposite direction, so that it is broken, but it doesn't break the skin*
*Flinches as he cuts close to her eye, and tries to pull away from him- she spots a bed in the corner, and aims for that direction- she can use the sheets as a sling for her arm* *Kicks away from him, running towards the bed, and climbs over it, tearing at the sheets*
I think not.
Zanida: *lunges at Valencia, lance drawn and ablaze*
When we posted the winners last time, we organised it so said winners would be online when we were posting the results and hosted it during everyone's holidays, so everyone could stay up should they wish to.
But it's too late for that now... Aussies are back at school.
That face is amazing Elleni! Love it! <3
*Throws a blanket over Zanida to blind her, and kicks her away, before turning to the sheets again, ripping a long strip away from it* *Calls back* What is this, Loki, your bed for you and your fiancée?
@Mushroom: But my holidays only started yesterday . . . -_-
I SWEAR EVERYONE IN THE WORLD BROKE UP BEFORE ME. :P
*sneaks up behind Elleni using her ninja skills*
*quietly pulls out her mini squirt gun*
*squirts Elleni*
*turns into mist and floats quickly away before she can turn around*
English holidays must be later this year then... Unless it was just because a lot of us were Y11/12/13...
*ducks under the perfume*
*it hits Silente in the face*
(I know she's not here but I want her covered in bad, strong perfume and the only way to do it is when she's not here! So sorry Silente!)
I JUST ATE THE WRAPPER/RAPPER!!!!!
Zanida: *manages to untangle self from sheets*
That's actually Zanida's. i never stay in this realm that long. *fires sceptre at Valencia* I believe you to be scared, you want my worst but run away when I attack.
(Elleni - even if Leri dies it's not like she could have done much against the Dark Shadow anyway... As evident by her poor attempt to cover you. :P)
(Well I have two guns. One filled with perfume the other is a real gun!)
I think your worst if pathetic, Loki. I'm just casually spending my time to get a sling.
*Wraps her arm in the sling, and hops up again, her sword drawn*
(Zafira, I sent you an email..)
(Leri no die.
*stomps her foot*
*pouts*
)
Sorry guys, but I only came on to say that after I read a few comments. It feels like there's a storm in my head and the thunder is cracking, making it pound and... Ugh. Night guys!
Before I go to bed, actually...
In case nobody has told you today:
-You're perfect
-I love you
-Thank you
-You're beautiful (inside and out!)
-You matter to me
-I'm glad you exist
-Your head's a turnip. I've always hated turnips.
(Normally, but when have you known me to be normal?)
Zanida: Heimdall could be watching, Loki, we need to be careful.
I know. *looks at Valencia, and shakes head* I am quite bored of you.
(Hello...?)
Aw, thank you L! Except for the one about my head being a turnip!
Also, all of those right (alright-left-diagonal-up-down-backwards-forwards-straight on-curvy-circular-multiple directions-invisible directions-non-existent directions)
Back at you!
(Hi Rose!!!! How be's yous?!? How be's yous eyes?!?)
(Well perfume is mostly water....
Whatever you think!
*Smiles* Good. *Straightens herself* that means that now, I can go get Thor.
(Elleni - Leri probably wouldn't consider it stupidity. I mean, she, in effect, did give her life so you could save Silente. Which, in the long term, would be better than if you stayed with her and ignored Silente because Leri would most likely die against The Dark Shadow anyway, whereas Silente is more of a fighter so stands a better chance of surviving. I mean, Leri was just an engineer.)
Zanida: Thor cannot get to us, girl. You would have to somehow get into Asgard, and you need the Tesseract.
(I'm very tired, thank you Duggy. And my eyes are sore. How are you?))
(Elleni - as long as someone like heals her within like 3 minutes of starting the RP she should be fine. :P)
(Hey Elleni!))
*Thinks* How do I get home, then? Am I supposed to just stay here for all of eternity?
You are supposed to stay here.
Zanida: Unless Heimdall is watching and opened the Bifrost for you.
((I'm here now, though likely distant.))
Alastair, love! *Hugs* Adra answered to you earlier... *Cuddles*
-
*Valencia groans* Stay here and do what, though? Read?
((*hits Alastair* You're mean.-Zaf))
Sorry for the Poof, I had to eat pie.
I am good and me eyes be's goods, thanks Rose!
And Elleni, fine. Forget that Silente was there.
*erases that part*
Figure something out. *walks with Zanida, leaving to go to their father*
Draggie, the Onion Man could heal her!
Hi hi. Last day of school holidays for me. Le sigh
((*Hits Zaf* Don't hit Alastair.))
*Valencia sighs, and Thanos appears beside her* *The two disappear again, reappearing outside of the compound*
(*Huggles Snow*
I feel your pain...))
Hi Snow!!!
Thank you so much for the autograph!!!
I saved it on my kindle!
*huggles*
Ah, poor you! I still have over a month! I have 3 months of break...
(Good thing though: I start advanced English tomorrow. :DDD)
Zanida: *lunges at Valencia*
((Oww! And i has to eat!-Zaf
3 minutes? Till what?
Nice Snow!
(I start nothing. Only pain and misery...))
*Valencia is gone from Jotunheimr*
( :/ )
*huggles Deathy*
Awwww...!
The Onion Man will save you Leri!!!
(That is, when we play the RP. She could probably extend her life a tad by putting some of her medical salve on her but it would be a few minutes more max - it isn't designed to treat injuries like that.)
(I would be crying of I wasn't so tired...))
Let's eat Grandma!
Let's eat, Grandma!
Apostrophes save lives.
(El, I read that as pasta.
I think somethings wrong with my head, because I got this weird mental image of a peice os spaghetti acting)
*commas
Sheep! Sheep! Sheeeeeeeeeep! Sheep, sheep, sheeeeeeeeeeeep!!!
(Don't kill him.
Don't! Kill him.
Exclamation marks destroy lives.)
*She stumbles put of the cave and back to the centre of Blogland with her hand on her head. She looks at everyone quickly before collapsing against a tree*
((How so, Zafira?
*hugs Adra*))
That, in my time, could be as early as twelve years... But the last time they saw me, I was fifteen, so perhaps I'll just make it a year or so after that... Do we just tell them we went back in time?
Yes, commas. Thank you Fabi! Idk what's wrong with my head today. I've been getting dizzy a lot and just kinda slow...
*out
And Elleni.
*looks at Deathy*
Um Death? Ya ok?
((I like that one too Draggie!))
Back in time?
Hmm...
*Thinks for a moment* They'll want to know how you got that ability, Alastair. Furthermore, it might frighten them more than it needs to.
No, let's just act from the period.
*Thinks for a moment further* And you'll need a hooded cloak.
*She doesn't look up*
I'm fine... I'm always fine...
*She tries to get back up but can't seem to find her legs underneath her. She falls back down*
Yeah. Utterly fine...
(I have to go now. Bye!)
(Bye Dragona!!))
They never found out my discipline, or my taken name, though I suppose time travel might startle them just as much anyway... What do I need a cloak for?
It was a cold and dark night and Dugglyn sat on a hill. She looked out over her surroundings and then fell asleep. Just kocked over. And then there was light. Lots of light. And she didn't know what happened. Just suddenly it was bright. She opened her eyes squinting in the bright light. She could see shapes moving now. All around her, things moving. She heard voices but no one appeared to be talking. Not that she could see anything in the bright light.
(El, this is the mental image I got.
"My pasta is an actor")
(I knew him well... *Cuddles Snow*)
(Bye Draggie!)
*looks at Rose still unsure*
You don't seem fine.
Do you want a doctor?
*Struggles to push herself up from the couch*, her back popping* I'm afraid of how they react. Unless, of course, the moment they lay eyes in you, they certainly won't slam the door shut in our faces..?
(You know what I just realized? I haven't memorized anything this holidays. That must be fixed immediately.
*huggles death*)
I like that picture Snow! My pastes isn't an actor. Mine is a skier!
*Pain flashed across her body and she held back a wince. Her face was horribly burnt on either side and her leg had a mighty fine hole in it. It hadn't stopped bleeding. She couldn't stop the bleeding. She cursed and slowly climbed the tree backwards, until she was able to stand*
Shit.
(Hmmm... im guessing a pastor for you is the same as a homeroom teacher for me? Mines a woodwork teacher. And we get homeroom in the workshop. And WOOD. I love the smell of wood shavings. :DDDD)
She then realizes she has sunglasses in her pocket like always, to help with the melting. She pulls them out and slips them on her face. As she takes in her surroundings she gasps in amazement. She is on the moon! All around creatures that certainly aren't human. They are all different colors, shapes, and sizes. They all are walking and seem to be making noise without opening there mouth, if they even had a mouth. Dugglyn didn't understand why it was so bright. The Sun wasn't even visible.
I'll be fine... But tha-
*She cuts herself off, doubling over in pain*
Shiiit... I deserve this...
(That comment was not me!! Roh grabbed my iPod and saw someone Snow mention pasta!!))
Um, Deathy? You're not ok. I'm getting the Onion Man.
*the Onion Man bursts into Blogland*
*stops as he sees Rose*
Onion Man: oh. Oh my. I thought it was just another stabbing not this!
*gestures at Rose*
But I guess I can heal it.
*puts his hands on Death's head and pours his magic into her*
*the burnt skin on her face peels off exposing a new layer of skin underneath*
*the hole on her leg stopped bleeding and then closed up*
*any minor cuts healed instantly*
*the Onion Man falls to the ground, exhausted*
*mumbles*
I got to go....
*bursts out of Blogland*
How are you you want to go be a spaz? I am a spaz! You rock band! I'm so good at all day!
Gtg. Bye. May be back later tonight.
*She curses loudly and nods her thanks to The Onion Man*
Shit. Thanks...
*She rubs her cheek and winces. She falls out of her standing position and back to the ground. Se was defenceless and she hated it*
I deserve... Every part of this...
(Bye Dugg!!)
(Msd...))
Bae...
((Is she in Asgard?-Zaf))
((Valencia-Zaf))
No.
((Oh okay.-Zaf))
Astrid: *is in Blogland looking for the Frost Giants*
*pauses* It would depend on how many neighbors were around to see... They'll be wary of us either way, but I suppose the cloak would be better.
*She frowns a little, and then takes both of his hands* Then... Let's go.
((*raises hand* Can I join the time travel or no? With ZafTC not my Asgardians.-Zaf))
*She curls into a ball, gritting her teeth*
That bastard... I'm going to have his head for this... God!
*Pain flashes across her body in waves. They seem to be increasing in their already-too-quick frequency. She whimpers and digs her nails into the bark*
(Kinda...))
((I've no desire to go anywhere with Zafira, really...))
...
Suppose I start to hallucinate, or lose out to another name...?
*Adra thinks for a moment* *Leans forward, her forehead pressing against his* Then I will pull you out of it, okay? I'll keep my eye on you, and- if you need to rest, I'll knock you out.
I just... *takes a breath, trying to keep back anxiety*
*She sighs, and sits down beside him* *Is quiet for a moment* You don't have to go, then...
No, it's alright- I'm not usually so anxious, it's just other influences... I'll get over it, in a few moments. Besides, they wouldn't approve of a woman traveling by herself. I'll just, go, then. *pulls her to her feet again, and pushes them back in time* *they appear in an alley, and he falls against the side of it, catching his breath*
*Gasps, thrown off by the energy shift, and she falls against him* I meant Valencia, you know. *Takes a few shaky breaths before pushing herself back into a standing position, rocking back onto her heels* Shall we?
*it takes him a few more moments to calm his heavy breaths to their normal state* *takes a few steps away from the wall* Right. *considers* Where best to find clothes...
Presumably a clothes shop, love. As for the specifics... Well, I'm blind and have yet to be born. I doubt that anything now still existed in my time.
*Pauses for a moment*
Or, of course, we could knock two people out and steal their clothes.
trying to think of a good song to write a parody for....
doing one of love is an open door.
because i can't make it any worse, right?
((Apologies, love- I'm rather obscenely distant...))
Clothing stores are rather difficult to come by, though we could take a few things from laundry piles if you'd rather not harm anyone. *pauses* How old are you, darling?
It's okay, I'm watching movies on putlocker
-
*She gasps, pretending to be offended* *Smiles* Four-hundred and twenty nine.. Laundry sounds fine. I might need some assistance putting on the dress, though...
*smirks slightly* I'm always delighted to help you with dresses, my love.
((*sighs* This sucks..-Zaf
*Smiles, and brushes her hand through his hair once* That's what I thought. Can you see any clothing pieces open for stealing?
((If anyone wants me, which I doubt, I'm around.-Zaf))
*takes her hand, walking around to peer around the corner of the alleyway* There's a woman who makes a living washing clothes around here- I'll bring you there, but we'll have to move quickly, alright?
((Alright.))
*Nods in understanding* Right. I'll follow you.
(( i'm facing a dilemma.... either i can make the parody i'm writing make sense the whole time or i can not and throw in a funny line in one place where it works so well...
it is a parody about blogland but.... ))
(I can't decide... Sorry, Snow.)
*laces his fingers with hers, and walks quickly down the streets, pulling her behind a building after about a minute*
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