Ha!
I cannot BELIEVE they've let me use that title!
Ladies and gentlemen, the collection I've been promising you, the book that scoops up all those little short stories and provides you with some brand new ones, has been unleashed. There won't be a Spoiler Zone post because it's not one of the "book" books, but even so, try to limit the amount you give away about the endings.
Of the new stories included, I'm finding it hard to pick a favourite. The Horror Writers' Halloween Ball is the most out-and-out comedy of the lot, but Across A Dark Plain is a WESTERN, for god's sake, and it was SO much fun changing my writing style slightly to convey that mood.
But I think Get Thee Behind Me, Bubba Moon is probably my favourite. Much like The End of the World (which is also collected here), it's told from the point of view of an outsider, in this case a middle-aged American man. I didn't mean it to be quite so long, but it grew from a short story to a novella before I knew what was happening. The tone of this one is different, too — until a certain pair of intrepid detectives wander in with their bickering and their jokes...
Anyway, I hope you like it. I hope you ALSO like the sample chapter from The Dying of the Light. It is VERY well written, if I do say so myself.
Oh, and speaking of TDOTL, tomorrow I shall be revealing an awesomely cool limited edition alternative cover.
And it ROCKS.
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Hello Silente!
How are you all?
What do you like? I have plenty of Apple Cider
The Dark Shadow: You know peopleeee... rightttttt?
We requireeee... someone of a particular disciplineeee... shuntingggggggg...
I think you call them a... straw?
Yes! Apple cider!
havent been here in a long time...
oh, I have plenty of straws XD
Apple cider is like my FAV drink XD
Hiya Mel :)
James: I currently have no more that 38 Shunters working for me. One is on maternity leave. Sir.
Fine thanks Amethyst. You?
hello... i like apple cider
YES! Let's go to your place and have an apple cider party!
Your welcome back to my cottage for some Mel :)
The Dark Shadow: Getttt them allllllll...
Hey Mel person.
Hi Melanie.
I'm fine :)
oooo... yum
(Oh damn it.
I dedicate this page to fizzy water, and Jaffa Cakes, and waffles, and cardboard, and cushions and PS3 controllers and tennis balls and DVD players and jackets and headphones and mobile phones. And also bubble-blowing machines.)
So... could I have a glass of water and a straw, please?
WAFFLES!!! (>'_')>#
bubbles are cool.
James: *taps some numbers into his cell phone*
*hangs up after about 20 seconds of talking*
*takes a picture of where they are and sends it via text*
*seconds later 5 teleporters and 38 shunters appear*
waffles... covered in a savory blend of caramel and chocolate
*looks around*
Um. Can someone explain what's happening?
*Enters cottage*
Come on Christen, help me with the drinks! *rushes to the kitchen*
Chris: Ok, Inky *follows after Inky*
*Comes back with 3 ciders, a glass of water with a straw
Silente, what do you want with your Vodka?
waffles are happening
((So I'm getting The Avengers this week so I asked my mom if we could watch it so she goes okay sure-Zaf
(James is in a different place Amethyst.)
...I want waffles now.
LET'S HAVE AN APPLE CIDER WAFFLE PARTY! :D
(Basically:
Everyone seems to be getting drunk apart from Leri who can only drink water.
The Dark Shadow and James are plotting.)
(Okay. So I don't have to worry about it? Wonderful!)
I always saw my Bloglandians word art, the one I did ages and ages ago, as one of the best things I've ever created.
Now I can see the imperfections in it.
Usually seeing the imperfections in past works makes me happy, but not this time, because that was representative of me and what I did, so it seems as if everything I've been hanging on isn't there good after all, but I guess it never was, and to be honest, all of this is electrical impulses anyway, and why should it matter if it looks good or not when 'looking' is just electrical impulses? If we had different receptors, that might be the Mona Lisa. If we had yet different receptors, that might be the worse thing we've ever seen, and we would recoil from it as we would a bad smell.
It's comforting, in a way, when you think of things like that. The other day, when I was walking out of my lesson to my speaking assessment, I was scared. As I was walking out of Kingston, I was reflecting that I'd always seen "sick with nerves" as a metaphor but that it was surprisingly accurate, and that I'd often seen people in books find out how true saying were like this, and how maybe saying had more truth in them than we thought, and that there was probably a reason they were saying. But anyway. I was walking past the sports centre telling myself it was electrical impulses, but I didn't want my nerves to go away, in a way, because if you weren't nervous, wasn't there something missing? Weren't you not doing it properly? And many times I've regretted not having situations where I can experience 'proper' emotions, and I was thinking about how I knew that if I wasn't nervous, I'd be stressing out and wondering why the hell I wasn't nervous and feeling like I was missing something (which is how I get with rollercoasters. Though not with nervousness. Rollercoasters are nerves-inducing. but speaking assessments are probably worse.
C asked me if I was not scared, going up the slope of a rollercoaster to fall down on the other side, and I said of COURSE I was, but I got that fear from assessments. And she was like yes, but rollercoasters are FUN scared. And, um, no. The fear feels the same. You wonder what the hell you're doing and you have the panic that you won't actually survive and you feel sick. No difference.
But I suppose all emotion depends on your perspective. People emotion-chase. They run after emotion trying to catch it, because to experience emotion is to feel alive. When you're going up a rollercoaster, you've found some and you're happy exploiting your emotional trigger.
So maybe if people like C who for some reason enjoy being scared thought about assessments like rollercoasters, they'd find them fun.
Hmm.
But anyway, this is all contributing to what I was originally saying but it kind of went off the plan a bit. My point is - I wouldn't want to be deprived of my horrible nervousness even though I felt scared sick. Because emotion is living.
So I think my point is, emotion is living.
Oh, and my other point it . . . next time you're dying from negative emotion, remember that you're alive. :)
ITS A CIDLE PARTY!!!!
Chris*brings everyone waffles*
(>^#^<)
Zanida: *grabs Loki*
What are you doing, James?
The glory of creation is in its infinite diversity
And the way our differences combine to create meaning and beauty
-Is There No Truth In Beauty?
Star Trek. :) :) :)
*might be here?*
*BUt VERY msd*
*Internet is in, like, eternal collapse, so IDK how long it'll hold up for atm*
Star! Hello!
woah... just noticed that paragraph...
I can't eat waffles...
(Hey Taia! How are you?)
HI Star and Taia, join our cider party!
(Star - Well, I think the Blogland word art is awesome.)
What can you eat, Dragona?
James: *the shunters and teleporters stand still, awaiting orders* The shunters sir. And some teleporters.
I've been here rather regularly for the pastttttttttttt . . . five hours. Just not been commenting. :P
And I can't roleplay. Severe lack of characters. It's cool. :)
*takes a pouch of nutrient paste out of her pocket*
... This.
Party?
*sits up*
@Dragona: It's not, really.
It's really amateurish.
But that's barely relevant.
does it taste good?
ok Dragona :)
Hello everyone who just arrived!
Welcome to the cider part Viv
can tigers eat nutrient packets?
What are you trying to accomplish?
Hello Vivanus! I don't think I've met you before!
The Dark Shadow: Goodddd... now we waitttttt....
Haven't you?
hold on... can i try a nutrient packet...?
I guess not. Hello. I'm Vivanus Keen.
I'm Amethyst! Nice to meet you! :D
@Elleni: You haven't seen it? :D
YAY! I GET TO SHOW IT TO YOU!
*is apparently still proud of it, judging from my reaction there :P*
http://inkystarrywordart.blogspot.co.uk/2014/03/i-adored-this-its-my-phones-desktop.html
Tigers can't eat this nutrient paste... it's engineered for my proteins... Like if I ate human food it could kill me or give me a serious allergic reaction...
Who wants waffles? (>'_')>#
ohhhhh... thank you taking your time to input the definition of a nutrient packet and its side effects that it may cause to different species.
Are you sure it's a pleasure? I'm not looking my best right now.
*small smile*
*turns on stereo*
What music does everyone like?
(REET PEEPS NEED YO ATTENTION!
OKAY. WE NEED TO KNOW IF ANYONE AT ALL HAS ANY OBJECTIONS AT ALL WITH THEIR CHARACTERS TEMPORARILY BEING TRAPPED INSIDE A DIFFERENT DIMENSION ON THEIR OWN. ANY OBJECTIONS? AT ALL?)
*gives everyone a different colored waffle whether they want one or not*
No objection
(It depends, how long and with who?)
rainbow waffle...
*hugs Star* YOu rule. :)
Hi Dragona! I'm good, thanks! :)
Hi Chloe! :) Cider partY?
Hey, Amethyst! :)
mbd
(No objection! DO IT!)
*throws his waffle like a frisbee*
Anyone up for a game?
*catches the waffle*
NO THROWING WAFFLES!
*throws it back*
(ON YOUR OWN AND AS FOR HOW LONG....THAT SORTA DEPENDS.... *doesn't want to give anything away* LET'S SAY THAT YOUR CHARACTER CAN LEAVE AS SOON AS THEY'RE ABLE TO...)
@Silente: NO OBJECTION WITH HUNTER AND EZ EITHER.
Yep, im holding a cider party in my woodland cottage tehe:)
Christen *extends hand*
Nice to meet everyone
ALTHOUGH THAT WILL PROBABLY INVOLVE ME PANICKING AND TAKING AGES AND GENERALLY BEING PATHETIC.
(Who is not the question... with what would be more appropriate.)
(Do you want Jag or Viv?)
What game?
Who wants a lemonade?!
(not the drink)
(BOTH OR EITHER. DEFIANTLY VIV. MAYBE JAG.)
(Take Jag, Viv couldn't make it alone)
Can Chris be included
(Fine...take Viv. Do it. Don't give him time to think about it.)
(UM......YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT WILL BE LIKE. IT COULD BE RAINBOWS AND LOLLY POPS...THAT'S EASY TO SURVIVE..)
(doesn't know whats going on but is trying to make conversation)yes.... obviously... i agree
Hi Loki! Hi, Vivanus! Hi Elleni! Hi Silente! :)
Hello, Melanie! :) Have we met before?
@Silente: That would be way cool, but I'm characterless, soooo... I'll just approve from the audience? ^^
(DRAGGIE THEY ALL SAID YES GO NOW GO GO GO!)
hello and.... i dunno... i haven't been on here in a while
(Jag has a family...they might need him.)
(Hurry Silente! I have to leave at... blog time 9pm!)
The Dark Shadow: *sends shadows into the teleporters and shunters, converting them into the undead similar to James*
*begins making many small dimensions*
me tooo
@Taia: I'm mostly characterless . . .
I've spent about four hours not interacting with anyone, put it that way. :P
Snap, I need metal!
*tries to collect as much metal as he can before hd leaves*
Noooooooooooooo!
(*laughs evily* you're all going to love this plan..best thing ive come up with so far...)
UM.
OKAY.
DO MY CHARACTERS HAVE TO BE HERE NOW?
BECAUSE LET ME TELL YOU, THAT TAKES A LOT OF THINKING AND PANICKING FROM OVER HERE, ESPECIALLY BECAUSE I HAVEN'T USED THEM IN A FEW WEEKS AND SUCH THINGS ARE DEADLY TO CHARACTERS WHO INHABIT MY BRAIN.
(No no no no no!!!!! I need metal!! )
ok... imma say my goodbyes now just in case my internet gets blocked and i get stopped in the middle of the sentence... bye
@Silente: I agree. :)
*stuffs more lemonades in pocket*
*takes a salt, sugar, and pepper shaker*
*hugs the shakers*
The Dark Shadow: *shadows swirl and it, James and the shunters appear in Blogland*
Weeeeeeee... are going to feedddddddd... You have manyyyyy self proclaimeddddd goddsssssss... Let'ssss seeeeee how strongggg they reallyyyyy areeeeee...
Okay, Melanie. :) Fours in advance!
Bye Melanie!
ok, thanks!!! bye!!!
Byii just in case
I'LL ALSO HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I'M CURRENTLY PANICKING ABOUT SOMETHING SCHOOL-RELATED AND SO I REALLY DON'T HAVE TIME TO STRESS ABOUT OTHER THINGS, ALTHOUGH ONCE AGAIN MY TIME HAS DISAPPEARED INTO A MYSTERIOUS BLACK HOLE.
IF YOU LOT WOULD STOP COMMENTING SO MUCH, I THINK THAT WOULD HELP. :)
I'm not a god, I'm just a guy with some armor and a girlfriend. I don't deserve to die. Ok maybe I do but still... I don't wannna!!!
Oh! MORE PEOPLE TO JOIN PARTY!
*hands them apple ciders*
for safety reasons so nobody dies...
@Melanie: Ah, well, it's nice to see you, then? That kind of works for either way. :P *offers a cookie* :)
@Star: You have two wonderful characters and I love them both. :P
But I think I get you, anyhow. :) ^^
takes an apple cider before i leave...
The Dark Shadow: Youuu allll... willllll be testeddddd... separateddddd... assignedddd to your own dimensionnnnnn... full of what you fear mostttttt...
Thisssss... is what your existenceeeee is worthhhh... All it is worthhhhh... Fearrrrr... plentifulll... death... inevitableeeee...
*everyone sees a white flash as they get separated and shunted into their own dimension*
*throws a waffle at everyone*
(Oh wait...can we throw in the sister-in-law?!?)
Am, give me the cider *tone is like a mother coaxing a child*
ames: *smiles and steps forwards*
and... thanks for the cookie
and... thanks for the cookie
Hm...What I fear most?
*looks around*
i sent it twice... whaaaaaat
*starts laughing*
Um guys, you gave me the wrong dimension. I'm not afraid of swimming pools.
I'm panicking now.
*adds that to my list of easily-triggered emotions*
*which is pretty much all emotions, but I haven't identified them*
Ah . . . nevermind. You can do it without me. I'll write it if I want to.
*looks down in hands*
Oh! Apple cider! One, two, three! Three shakers! ...and... *takes lemonade out of pocket*
There you are!
*hugs them all*
*catches a waffle*
*throws a cookie to Amethyst*
Thanks! :) ^^
*looks at the RP*
OOH. That IS cool. :0
This is like English, you know.
(Guys, basiucally, you're in what you fear the most. It's an emotional test that is really really interesting from a writing point of view.)
*really confused now*
I like swimming.
My 'pretend it's biology' argument, btw, does not work when you're playing with people, because people are far too valuable to get wrong.
Or maybe I'm just looking for excuses.
I'm good at looking for excuses.
I think I use emotion as an excuse.
I mean, I get over crying realtively well.
I think I don't ignore panic in the same way because I want to avoid doing what I'm panicking about, so I just go "Look, I'm panicking, you can't do this to me", but I'm going to have to deal with it some point in life anyway, and I just realised I'm writing this to procrastinate, and I just realised this is relevant to no one.
Its really nice of you to give cookies to everyone. Someday, someone will do something bad and you will fix it with cookies.THE POWER OF COOKIES!!! *sniffles* THE FEELS
What...?
*looks around*
Im in a jungle....*rustle*
AHHHH!!!*surrounded by big spiders*
crap, I didn't even get to have one cider
Chris: Lady Inky, where are you!!!
*looks around at desert* theres no water!
*a random person grabs my shakers*
Hey! *grabs back shakers*
DON'T TAKE MY SALTY, SUGAR, OR PEPPER!
*runs away*
*realizes I'm staying in place*
*hurriedly stuffs shakers in pocket*
(And now i will explain it better. Okay so you all are thrown into a new dimension, alone. There is a challenge set for you. A challenge designed for your character based on their worst fears and nightmares. A challenge that WILL be challenging. Emotionally and physically. Win the challenge, you return home. Lose..and you're stuck their forever. Sound simple? You're challenges should not be simple and should not be quick to win. Silente herself will be facing a remant driven blogland. Yes. Hers is everyone in blogland getting posses and her being left to save them. She will have to hide from all of blogland. I look forwards to rping it. Okay? Good.)
Why am I in this dimension. I like swimming. It's fun. I don't understand. Why am I HERE? Why!!?
*is hit by the white flash, then appears in a forest world*
*looks around, feeling her heart beating twice as fast as normal* *draws her shotgun*
*movement can be seen in the trees*
*takes out lemonade*
*throws it*
Gotta go! Bye!
(If it's a swimming pool, you're defeating the whole point of the exercise. You are also failing to give yourself a way to get out of your dimension. You are also nullifying the whole concept. You are also ridding yourself of a really good writing opportunity You are also sabotaging Silente's idea. I am also not really a very nice person. I'm just scared so I mostly pretend I am. I think it's good when you suddenly realise you can't fall back on what you always where. I think the instability is probably good for you.)
No problem, Melanie. :) ^^
*huggles Star*
(SorrY. Internet is going poorly. It doesn't help that I think somebody keeps resetting it, too. )
I LIKE SWIMMING!!!!!
Someone listen to me!!!!
*looks around and sees no one*
((Sil- can I rp Zan and Loki together? Its gonna be extremely hard to do both of them seperate.-Zaf
*runs as fast as I can*
*spiders are catching up*
Bloody brilliant. Ive always relied on others to win a fight for me or drown out my issues with drink
*runs towards a rope bridge*
@Melanie: *blinks* *beams* Thank you! :) :) :)
I'd elaborate on that and things properly, but I have to go.
But, like, thanks. :)
*offers hugs for anyone who wants them*
Might bbl.
Bye, all!
@Elleni: Well, neither do I. That's why I'm procrastinating. It can wait until tomorrow, you know. My speech can't, though. I should probably get back to it.
Here's the thing with me. I can't start doing anything I want to do, because I need to be doing what I need to do, but I don't want to do that, so I do nothing. It's no-man's-land.
(No, the swimming pools is just part of it. One of Viv's worst fears is that he's getting it easy while his friends are suffering. )
Fours, Taia. :(
*is hit by the blinding light and feels as if the ground is falling out from beneath her*
*blinks and opens her eyes*
-The sky is dark and murky, the land much the same as it was at home. No one is there. Not yet. The familiar trees of blogland have been replaced by gnarled faces, twisted into fearsome grimaces-
*gets up and looks around, frowning*
@Viv: Woah, that's cool. :) :) That's actually really cool. Woah . . . O_O
I have so much respect for you just now. :) :) :)
The Dark Shadow: *Vivanus begins to hear the screams of his friends*
(Okay Zaf......but remember the guidelines.)
Oh hey Shadow, everyone else.
Christen:
*starts walking around*
God, its so ...hot. I wish I had a stream or lake to cool down in.
I wonder how Inky is. I owe her my protection after what she did for me. Ive failed her...and I hate it
(Guidelines?)
(Herrow Trip. Do you want to be involved in the rp?)
((Thanks, its easier for me, Loki isn't really me, but this is a good exercise for learning more about Loki. That's why I wanted them together.-Zaf
*backs away from the trees as a horde of synthetic zombies appear, shuffling forwards, slowly, their eyes a robotic blue and their torsos nearly entirely replaced with machinery*
*when they see her, they pick up speed and start running towards her*
*turns and sprints in the opposite direction*
(Just a question, how long on average will this be?)
*jumps into the pool. All the water drains out around him. Sittings at his feet is a scythe and a Cleaver uniform.*
*a cleaver is standing on the diving board*
*next to the cleaver is...Viv's dad*
(Inky - as long as it takes for your character to like complete it.)
(*points to her explainatipn of what's happened to everyone a bit higher up*)
James: *silentes screams ring loudest in Viv's ears*
The Dark Shadow: *turns to James in the now uninhabited Blogland* So much... fearrrrrrr... do you feellll itttttt?
*Viv's head snaps up at the sound of the screaming*
My friends..are dying. I'm having a tea party with my dad. What is wrong with me.
((Silente, since my two wouldn't be familiar with Blogland, can the deminsion be Asgard for them? I'm being pestering but I know what I want to do.-Zaf
@Zaf: It's basically like a hallucination. The situation is whatever the hallucination needs to make itself awful for you. :)
James: I do. Already the plan works. *grins maliciously*
@Viv *the cries are tortured, begging for a release. Pained and strained each second they seem to grow ever louder, ever more pained. They cannot be escaped. Sobs soon join the screaming*
(Star, can you check your email? I want to ask you something.)
*turns and notices boils and mould on the zombies' skin*
... Damn...
*runs onto the rope bridge*
*massive spiders follow*
snap
*bridge falls*
*screams as I plummet down a cliff*
*Land on a Ledge, about 10feet wide*
*spiders climb down the cliff walls*
(@Zaf the dimension is whatever it needs to be to scare them.)
*takes the scythe and cuts through the cleaver without sny resistance*
*the cleaver fades away*
Viv's Dad: you've always had life easy son. You never had to struggle like the rest of us. And when life finally started to challenge you. What did you do? You quit. You left the Cleaver Corp like the wimp that you are.
(Viv's dad was the only one who ever supported his choice, just an explanation)
Email being checked.:)
*the trees are all diseased and decaying* *runs nearly straight into another horde of the diseased synthetic zombies* *screams and turns, launching a high explosive plasma round behind her* *it strikes one of the zombies, and it bursts into flames and falls to the ground as the rest of them start running after her as well*
*screams fill his ears and tears drip from his eyes*
No. It's not true.
It can't be true.
(I think I'm going to start mine tomorrow. I an VERY proud of this. My brain. Ah. I love it. NOW SUFFER PUNY BLOGLANDIANS AND ENJOY THE GAME!)
Zanida: Loki, why are we in Asgard? They need the cube to send us home, and I have it.
I know not, sister. Come. *they walk across the rainbow bridge, into the palace* This is not our realm, I know not what it is, but take care.
Zanida: Understood.
*The two enter the palace, they head for the throne room, but find themselves in the weapons vault*
Zanida, I have a bad feeling about this.
Zanida: The Tesseract!
*walks over to the Tesseract picking it up*
Christen:*staggers as he walks*
have..to..find..water...
*Spots two figures in distance,one being Inky*
Hey!Inky!
*rushes forward, pauses*
*Inky is kissing the guy she is with*
*Backs away slowly*
@viv. *the sound of Silente sobbing rises above the rabble. The sobs turn to inhuman screams of pain and terror.*
(They wouldn't be together, Zaf . . .)
(I mean, one could hallucinate the other. That's fine. :)
Heh. I'm telling you all what to do and not doing it myself. :P Oops.)
Im going to go now, and carry on tomoz
(@Star I said its okay. It'd be hard to do it 4 like...Loki, Zanida, And all her other characters seperatly)
(SEE why can't we do THIS to adapt us as authors in English as opposed to WRITING a draft then REWRITING the draft then REWRITING that draft then SLOW WRITING that draft then REWRITING that draft?)
I CHANGED MY MIND IM STAYINg HERE TO CONTTINUE
*falls over a root from one of the trees*
*mould begins to grow on her feet and ankles*
*shrieks and tries to scrape it off but is leaped on by the synthetic zombies before she can get rid of it and stand up*
*manages to haul the first zombie from her and fires her shotgun, which fires a single projectile - killing two of the zombies in a row*
Back! But with the same mbd/msd warnings.
Silento, I kind of want to make a character entirely for the sake of joining this idea. :P ^^
*walks through the abandoned Blogland, wondering where everyone is*
Hey guys!
*waits*
*figures stir between the woods*
*normal people, bloglandians, walk out with smiles on their faces* *the same smile* *on every face*
*frowns*
H-hello?
*silence*
*the others all stare at her*
@Silente: Ah okay then. :)
Gtg
*There are footsteps heard, and Odin's voice echoes from the stone walls* Stop!!!
Am I cursed? *Loki's skin is becoming the color of the Frost Giants*
Odin: No.
What am I?
Odin: You are my son. *Loki turns to face Odin*
What more then that? The Casket wasn't the only thing you took from Jodenheim that day, was it?
Odin: No. In the aftermath of the battle, I went into the temple and I found a baby. Small, for a giant's offspring. Abandoned, suffering, left to die, Laufey's son.
Laufeyson?
Odin: Yes.
Why? You were knew deep in Joden blood, why would you take me?
Odin: You were an innocent child.
No, you took me for a purpose, what was it? TELL ME!!!!
Odin: I thought we could unite our kingdoms one day, bring about an allience, bring about permanent peace through you. But those plans no longer matter.
So I am no more then another stolen relic, locked up here until you have use of me?
Odin: Why do you twist my words?
You could have told me what I was from the beginning, why didn't you?
Odin: You are my son, I only wanted to protect you from the truth.
Why? Because I-I-I'm the monster parents tell their children about at night?
Odin: No-
It all makes sense now, why you favored Thor all these years, because no matter how much you claimed to love me, you couldn't have a Frost Giant sitting on the throne of Asgard!!!
Christen:
*-hmm, I wonder why I got upset then. I mean, Im a creature who has scales for skin. She is a beautiful young woman who deserves someone who looks at least a bit human*
*Sees an oasis*
Well that was easy.
*pauses*
*guy with Inky is strangling her just the other side of it*
Inky:help, Chris
((They need to, otherwise I can't play their fears properly, Zan needs to be unable to help him, and vice versa!-Zaf
*more bloglandian come*
*ones she hasn't met before*
*s giant crowd of people, all in the clearing*
*whispers come from them*
She hasn't been claimed.
Of course not.
She's mine!
She can't be claimed
She dead. I can feel it from here
This meat sack remembers her
She's a vampire.
*silence again as they all blink once more*
@Zaf: It's okay. :) *hugs* I get ya.
*mould slowly advances up her suit*
*brushes it off the best she can, and activates her holographic blade and starts slashing at the zombies*
*scrambles backwards to try and get up, but the zombies keep her pinned down*
*quickly activates her combat drone, which begins firing a flamethrower at the zombies*
(God damn it. Why is it always me when I don't want it?
I dedicate this page to Silente's RP idea. Because it's awesome. And I'm glad I just provided the villain. :P)
My, what an interesting situation you lot have concocted.
(What's going on? Also, I'm back baby!)
Zanida: LOKI!! You know this....*realizes Loki can't even hear her* Oh god no...
Odin: Wherever you go you cause death ruin and war. You should be dead.
I only want to be king, it is my birth right.
Odin: Your birth right was to die on frozen rock, as a child! It is because of Frigga you are still alive.
You plan to make Thor-
Odin: You do not belong in Asgard, Loki. You are hereby banished to Jodenheim.
Zanida: *lunges at Odin, and the scene shifts so that they are in the battle with the Dark Elves*
*is pretty shaken, barely able to speak*
Zanida: Loki, look at me, it wasn't real. Odin died centuries ago.
He told me...banished me...
Zanida: LOKI FOR GODS SAKE WE DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR YOU TO BE HAVING AN EMOTIONAL BREAK DOWN!!!! MALIKITH IS COMING, HE COULD BE AFTER FRIGGA!!!
I'll be back...
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