Well... that was fun.
My first time on Twitter proved to be something of an avalanche. You know, in a "oh my god run run run" kinda way.
I'll be using it to tell little stories here and there. Some of them will be Skulduggery related, some of them won't- such as the cute little axe murderer story from Saturday night. Some of them may even be related to the series I'll be writing AFTER Skulduggery. Ooooooh! (But I don't know about this. I literally just thought of that right there.)
I'd like to be able to post stories quite regularly, but I'm not committing myself to anything right now. Neither am I going to be using Twitter in the normal way. Instead, I'll be typing with my toes.
No, wait, that's not what I mean. I mean, I have rules. RULES! And they shall not be broken!
RULE 1: I SHALL NOT FOLLOW!
I only follow two people, and both of those just happen to be attractive lady fighters. That's a pure coincidence, I swear.
My point is, I am not going to open up Twitter every day and see a thousand different streams of tweets from a thousand different people. This will EAT UP MY TIME, and I cannot allow this to happen.
RULE 2: I SHALL NOT RETWEET!
I've seen requests for retweets on Ronda Rousey's page, and people actually get annoyed when she doesn't do it. I'm going to cut this off at the knees before it even gets started— no RT's for me.
RULE 3: I SHALL NOT REPLY!
Again, people get annoyed if you don't reply. They think you're being rude or disrespectful. They think you're ignoring them. While all these things are quite true, replying to everyone is just impossible. Also, it will EAT UP MY TIME. And I need my time for doing the thing you want me to do. Which would you rather— that I write more books, or reply to your tweets?
No, I can't do both. I can't. Shush. Shuttup. Stop. You're making this worse. Quiet. Shhhhhhhhhh.
And here it is, the final and most important rule of all.
RULE 4: I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BREAK ANY OF THESE RULES AT THE SLIGHTEST WHIM.
I have spoken.
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I'm allergic to people.
HAHAHAHA IENI THEY'RE AFTER YOU! XD
Ieni, you had days where you liked pink too? I did up until half way through sixth grade, and then I got obsessed with Skulduggery and it stopped.
THANK YOU DEREK.
I'm allergic to stupid people. That's probably why I'm so anti-social and hate romance and such.
Can you see these emotions?
NO STUPID 1D GET AWAY FROM MY SPOTIFY D:
Of course I did. I was a very girly girl. I'm not sure when those days stopped. I think it just stopped when I started my 'meh' phase, which I'm still in.
*shakes head* No, Mara, sorry:(
HEY LOOK I'M ON MY PHONE AND MY IPOD.
... Why, Mara? Why...?
*is laughing* "Yeah, see, she's raising her arm in battle."
*samples cat's blood*
:) :) :)
Your cat is cool.
IENI YOU JUST INSULTED MY FAVOURITE BAND HOW COULD YOU?!? D':
I was disturbingly girly. And a suck up, and- *shudders* Gross. I sucked.
But now I'm AWESSSSSOOOOOOMMMMMMEEEEEE!
*trips*
(Actually, I never tripped when I was girly. I guess my awesomeness just wasn't distracting enough.)
She WAS raising her arm in battle! No stealing her blood! She'll drool all over you!
Brb dinner.
Uh, Mara, I uh meant stupidly amazing, I must of missed out a word...
I'M SORRY :(
I remember the days where I was a suck-up and a geek and showed it AND BLOODY HELL I WAS SO UP MYSELF and then the bullying and then I came out and spent the next year changing, started my new school alone and now I've started making friends and have somehow moved up the social ladder, which has been a interesting experience.
Bye, Mara! *waves*
*gets drooled all over* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. *jumps in lake*
*jumps out again and runs towards Ivy*
*sings a line of Parasite* YOU'VE GOT NOWHERE TO HIDE . . .
Now you have to commit a terrible crime so I can sing the next two lines!
*sits on the floor and plays the bongos*
I slipped down the social ladder. Maybe it was covered in cat drool.
*chops off Star's arms*
*does a weird arm flaily dance to Robin's drums*
*starts stereotypical tribal noises*
WOLOLOLOLO
*joins in*
Aye-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya!
. . . Actually, hiding from sampling IS a terrible crime . . .
YOU'VE GOT NOWHERE TO HIDE
AND ALL BULLSHIT ASIDE
YOU'VE COMMITTED A TERRIBLE CRIME . . .
(*pushes Ivy over a yellow line painted on the ground*)
. . . YOU'VE CROSSED OVER THE LINE AND YOU'D BETTER BE RUNNING FOR YOUR LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE!
Okay, enough singing. *jabs needle into Ivy's am*
*yanks needle out and kicks Star in the stomach* *puts blood back in and runs*
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *looks at arms lying on ground* *picks up sam,pling equipment in mouth and tries to contnue sampling*
SACRIFICE!
*runs after Ivy, feeling like RV from The Saga Of Darren Shan at the end of The Vampire's Assisstant*
He got his arms bitten off by a wolf-man, fyi.
Now, I shall continue my Miranda rampage of the day *nods* I'm on episode 4, only that one and the next and then I'm caught up *nods*
Then, I may rampage some Sherlock.
*starts singing again* HE DEMANDS YOUR SACRIFICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cirque du Freak was so UGH. I hated the end.
Your snowman is so much bette than ours, Ieni. i'm jealousssssssssssssssss.
*catchs up with Ivy* *realises I can't really sample her blood without any arms*
WAAAAAAAAAAAH! D:
*sings* AND IT WAS NOT YOUR FAULT BUT MINE, AND IT WAS YOUR HEART ON THE LINE!
*rips Star's heart out and tapes it to a line*
*blinks* Why did you hate the end?
I have a heart??????????????????????
*drops sampling equpiment and tries to take heart off line using mouth*
What did yours look like? Mine looked drunk for days, because it wasall lopsided and now it's head has fallen off...
It is? I spent 90 mins on it AND IT WAS STILL SNOWING OUTSIDE and it was cold and I melted and got hypthermia and died then turned into a snow zombie and had a heart of ice and *runs out of things to say*
Well, actually that didn't happen, but meh.
I hadn't made snowman in years before that, because normally they're so terrible D:
Because he's normal *frowns* You can't just go back in time and make yourself normal. It's like the 'it was all a dream' ending. It's stupid and I hate it.
We made our just today, and an hour later it collapsed. *laughs*
@Ivy: AN EVIL ENTITY
HAD TAKEN HOLD OF ME
RIPPED OUT MY HEART AND -
*pauses* No, you didn't start to feed. Dammit.
. . . What what? This IS Cirque Du Freak we're talking about, isn't it?
If it's the whole SERIES we're talking about, THEN I AGREE WITH YOU, YES.
Twelve books for nothing *mutters*
The WHOLE series.
OUR SNOWMANNNNNNNNNNNN.
It was really TALL . . .
I made one ball, and my dad made one, and my sister made one, then my sister made the head. Then the head fell off the snowman and my dad shouted to my sister "IMMY, YOUR HEAD'S FALLEN OFF!" and I found that so funny. XD
Then she made another head.
We didn't even USE The snow in our garden. We got the snow from the pavements down ot street. :)
WHAT THE HELL. How is it nearly 8pm? It was like 6:30 last time I checked. Wtf?
Who's been changing time and speeding it up?
*glares at people*
Star? Was this you with your evil scientist thing?
No! SOmeone sped up time for me also! D:
Ah, that sounds cool:) Tall snowman are really cool *nods*
I also made a 'Snowman in Love' at school, in P.E. Not my idea - I wanted to make a supery tall snowman/woman.
Nooooo. Slow down the time.
I didn't make a snow man. Don't like snow.
g2g - byebye *waves*
Bai
*throws lasso from Earth to Duck's slowing-down-time machine out in space*
Almost Naked ANimal reference . . .
FOURS, IENI! :(
*eats a bowl of Skittles*
I don't think my mum will accept the fact that having a massive bag of Skittles is an awful idea.
I have no snow, and thus, no snowmen.
I gots me a Little Mix poster and a One Direction poster.
Ah, music.
I don't have any snow either...
*sobs*
This is the most boring winter I've ever had.
Skitttlleeessss!
[Drools]
Can't wait to get my braces off next week!!!!
I have the giant Costco sized bag of Skittles...
The fog was cool while it lasted. Was that by you, or just on the plateau?
Round here it was thick as mashed potatoes.
MARA HAVE NO SNOW EITHER. *frowns*
Hi, Mara!
If you wanted to kill EmberTC for insulting 1D, how would you do it?
Yeah, we had the fog! My friends kept saying they were scared that an assassin could lunge out of the fog and kill them, and I frowned and said, "I don't need to lunge." So they would back away.
I had to walk to school in the snow O.O
*Animals
Haha, I liked it, made me look like a ninja in all my dark blue/purple/indigo/black winter stuff. My mom didn't like it though.
Mom: We're in the wrong place, there should be a sign, and a community center.
Me: The parking lot is long, mom. It's at the other end.
Mom: Where?
Me: Umm...behind the fog?
I had to walk to the bus stop in the snow, does that count?
I would eat her face. Why do you ask?
Oh, and hi Fabi! :)
Ah, poor you Robin! *frowns* I hate walking in the RAIN though. Ugh.
She should be used to it, we live fairly high and get fog rather a lot. Usually it's not that thick and burns off by lunch, though...
It made the creepy cape dude look even freakier.
Me: *gets to bus stop* Hiya Max.
Max: Hi! *points* There's that creepy guy.
Me: *looks at the guy in all black and a cape, surrounded by the fog and looking like a Necromancer* HOLY CRAP THAT'S SCARY.
And poor Star! :(
I'm writing MC, Mara. Ember-the-character just promised to kill 1D slowly and painfully, and you're right there under the rack of T-shirts...
I used to live up on a hill, but we never got too much fog. But now I live right downtown Edmonds, pretty close to Puget Sound, and it's REALLY foggy.
Walking in the rain is fun XD So is the snow, in truth.
Creepy cape-guy is still there???
My village is on a hill. A big steep hill. It's dead annoying oz whenever you cycle from my village to another nearby village you have to cycle back up the hill and nearly faint. :/
Je deteste hills.
EMBER THOU LITTLE PURPLE HUED MALTWORM!
*coz
I didn't see him this week, because he came a bit later than usual. But the creepiest part is that HE ONLY COMES THE DAYS I RIDE THE BUS. It's terrifying.
I live on the Sammamish Plateau, but for political and stupid reasons, I don't live in Sammamish. They were too scared of me to annex my neighborhood, obviously. We get light fog pretty often, but then we'd drive down the hill and it would be sunny...
I like walking in the rain with no hood on. Drives Mom crazy...
That is creepy indeed.
I have no choice of walking with a hood or not... My Valkyrie coats, which are the only ones I have, are all missing hoods.
It doesn't really bug me much, though. My hair gets all curly and poofy anyway.
Mara-do you want MaraTC to say that?
*stands on head*
o.0 does this mean i have to start using my twitter account. noooooooooooo!!!
Oh dear i cant even remember my user name.
Fabi - Yes. Please. :)
My hair does whatever it does. People are jealous of me on the gorgeous ringlet days, glad they're not me on the days when it looks like a rat's nest. Today, it is STRAIGHT! [is shocked]
Ok, wbd, writing it.
I need to think of a name for creepy stalker cape dude.
Hmmm... His name will be... Er...
Gilbert.
Gilbert?
[Repeats over and over "purple-hued maltworm, purple-hued maltworm,"]
GILBERT!
Very menacing.
Yes. Gilbert.
Because it's completely and utterly ridiculous.
*shakes head laughing*
That way, when I try to bring him up, he has a name.
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, GILBERT, I'M GONNA MAKE YOU FEAR ME! HA!
I know a Gilbert Esperanzo Huffington the Third.
or possibly Gerald Evangelino Hoffman the Third.
Or Georgino Ebenezer Hampton the Third.
I'm really not sure...
It makes sense...sort of.
Must go ta ta
BYE ROBIN
Bye, Robin!
Bye Robin! *hugs*
Just downloaded 'Logo Game'.
Hours of fun.
*is finished already*
Apparently, I'm going to be left all alone in my house from now till nine. And it isn't even one yet.
WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
[Ring ring]
Who's there?
What's your name? Tell me your name!
I know you're in there!
Distant, eating lunch.
I WOULD eat lunch...
IF I KNEW HOW TO COOK.
*makes self sick from eating skittles*
...sorry...
Moodswings are getting the better of me ._.
List of lunches I can cook:
Vegetable soup-I keep under-sautéing the onions, but TOO BAD!
Grilled cheese-if you don't mind it slightly soggy with butter...
Pasta-then I can dump sauce on it and make it look fancy-ish.
Sandwiches.
Noodle soup, with or without veggies.
Hi, Luci [hugs]
*creeps up on Ivy to sample her blood whilst she's busy being sick*
*barfs skittles all over Star and her equipment*
[Steps away from blood-sampling devices and out of line of vomit]
Anybody here have FaceTime or Skype?
No, sorry.
Sorry Val. :( I wish I did.
My feet are too hot... Damn Skullified socks:(
hey guys.
Whats facetime val?
I've been stalking the comments for today but haven't come on.
It's something sort of like Skype for iPhones and iPods with cameras.
It wont let me on Skype even though in 13
I can download that on my tablet
I have it but I can't use my ipad right now because of my stupid little brother.
Aloha, Eden.
My iPod is cameraless...
Hola Fabi.
Tommorow Val I will be on face time
'Tis fine, peoples, I found someone to call.
*bothers Flame*
Ok
Hello...
I broke both of my ipods.
Neither of them had cameras.
I might buy an iPod touch in America, though...
I think?
My stupid iPod doesn't have a camera... *sighs*
Hey Mara.
I would love to be american but I'm pround to be a geordie from Newcastle
Hello...
I would love to be Irish but I live in crummy ol' America.
:O
*starts arduos process of cleaning equipment*
Clover are you from america?
I'd love to be American... America has some incredible history. Almost as fascinating as Greek, Roman and Egyptian history.
Star, you should have just sent robotic mosquitoes after Val.
Whats it like having a american accent?
*arduous
NAUGHTY IVY.
You would not like to be Irish, Val.
People make fun of our accents and talk about 'leprechauns' -_-"
Hey Eden. *nods in greeting*
*frowns* Our history sucks.
We left England, dumped some tea, stole all of our land from the Indians, who we killed, and then claimed it was ours.
Then where are you from
I'm from England. Mostly, at least. Part Welsh.
Born and raised in South Yorkshire. :)
You left out the bit where we attacked Mexico and took a bunch of land they claimed...
But I LOVE Irish accents, Mara, and Ireland is so pretty...
Also, your stereotype isn't to be fat and lazy and eat McDonalds.
*starts looking through instructions* But the instructions don't say anything about that . . .
*goes to email Eve for advice*
Newcastele's history is bad we fought against scotland. And I have some scottish cousins that just sucks:(
brad wood said...
Whats it like having a american accent?
No such thing as an American accent. There are various accents in America, but no single "American accent."
Also, most Americans don't even realize that they have an accent....they just think everyone else "talks funny."
Actually if you went to Ireland you'd notice how much much fast food we eat.
I think Ireland has even passed America in child obesity.
Oops I spelt my own city's name wrong
I dedicate this page to the weird way everything looks upside down. Actually...standing on my head right after a filling lunch is probably unwise. [Goes back to an upright position] Ok then. I dedicate this page to people who say they will do things and actually do them. Like, my friend Zoe (I forgot her taken last name...) is now halfway through SP!!!!!! [Rejoices] Ok then, I also dedicate this page to music and Mara, Star, Death and Lav. They were not randomly picked out of a hat. They are the first people who come to mind when I think about music on Blogland. I also ded to skittles and all the other foods I will be able to have with braces off! To all minions, wherever they are from, they're all awesome. To Mycroft and his umbrella. To being upside-down and writing alternate endings PAYBACK for Ari. [nods] ok, I think I'll stop now.
That really was a random accent. I love the geordie accent, and Irish, American, Canadian.
Val - Uh, we have trees. That... Doesn't make Ireland pretty...
ASDFGHJKL my American cousins come along every year and talk about their posh house and their 5 horses and their swimming pool and then say "And there's Jane. With her leprechauns. HARHARHARHARHAR."
We have AWFUL history. Basicaly, we thought we were the best so we used force and killed people to take over all these countries, and we enslaved people and took them away from their homes just so they could work plantations so we could have better lives. We, as a country, are so horrible. XD
Awesome ded, Fabi:) It was about music and it involved awesome people *nods*
I love the British stereotype. :3
American history? The founding of America. Breaking off from the British empire, the wars, Boom Time, the Great Depression, World War Two and America's input, your politics...
Wasn't there a civil war, too?
You can't forget Gangsters! Gang warfare. The Valentine's Day Massacre.
The KKK
The inventions!
I think I'm stalking myself.
People I stalk:
Derek Landy
Valkyrie Cain
Unicorn
Dynamo
Long weird guy
Why does everyone like my crofts umbrella?
Is there another story I'm missing here?
Eden - Exactly. Half the children here are like 90% chicken nugget.
^arrgh autocorrect!
I stalk you Valkyire
That's really creepy...
It's part of the ded war, RC.
The teams are MAHU and SPPB,
Mycroft and his umbrella
Sherlock and his pipe/patches (though they usually just use the initials)
AWESOME DED FABI! :) *hugs*
Now just take out my name so we can be happy.
Ieni is Queen Of Stalking. :)
Valkyire where are you
*runs*
Star, don't forget taking over Ireland for seven hundred years and treating us like slaves and trying to wipe us out by exporting all our potatoes when we had a famine and stealing six of our counties.
But don't worry we've forgotten all about that.
And I'm the king
Oh! It WAS an awesome ded! I forgot to say sp, I'm so so so so so so sorry! D:
I AM THE KING.
Damn famine. *shakes fist*
Now we're all force-fed potatoes (aka spuds) ever since those times...
Star like the new photo, prepher the other one
Okay Brad...
Hmm...I am?
I do have a really stalkery mind, interestingly.
Oh...it's because of my perv face? The one that Mel apparently loves?
Statistics show that America is the worst for obesity, but that doesn't stop America from being one of the most powerful countries. If there was a war, America would be one of the best countries to be allied with. *nods*
Australia is neutral, but would probably alloy with America if it came down to it...
America is nuclear ready, also.
And America, France, Britain and some other countries are working together to make something to provide nuclear power. Is it fusion or fission? I don't remember...
AH! STALKER!
*smacks Brad upside the head*
[Is hugged]
Thanks.
Mara, I'm not typing it up again, and you and your 1D songs definitely fit into the 'music' category. So there. :-P
I will stalk everyone.
myhwa
I probably would say Russia would be another strong contender in a world war, China would be too if it had enough nukes.
*Slaps Val back*
*nods at Eden* AND THAT!
Scáth, this happened whilst playing pairs today:
Brother: *turns over two cards*
Sister: *turns over card* *sees it matches one my brother just turned over* *tries to turn over the card he turned over, but fails and turns over the wrong one*
Me: *goes for the same cards, gets them right, and starts picking them up*
Brother: NO! MY POTATOES! DON'T TAKE MY POTATOES! MY POTATOES!
Me: *remembers Scáth's story* Apples!
Mum, brother and sister: *are too used to randomness to ask what I'm on about* -_-
*Looks on as the silly people slap themselves*
there's no better comedy than violence.
My dad reminds me of Thrasher
And, because Britain likes to follow America around like a lost puppy, we are too becoming obese on McDonald's (great place).
@Ieni: We lost America and now we act like America lost us? XD
I don't need my name in another ded...
Please take it out Fabi. Put in someone else's name instead. Someone who wants it. Who deserves it.
MEH. I need some asprin. *walks off*
I love playing that game with my brothers for the exact same reason.
DEREK, LANDY, i don't care if you respond or not but you are truly my hero in the world of writing. The skulduggery series is mind blowing so far and i look forward to work yet to come. I do enjoy writing but so far i can never actually get into a book enough to get anywhere near finishing so you must be on motivated guy. I was hoping yo could look at something i wrote but too be honest i doubt you have the time. Hope you can hurry and finish the next skulduggery book! THX :'D
Aparently buts are a weird topic
I think it is great that skulduggery pleasant book 8 coming 28/8/13
Mara, YOU DESERVE IT. :)
Irish people were obese before McDonalds, we have a bigger pub culture than America.
Sorry 29
*grins* Now you mention it, it is kinda great . . .
,mnb
Russia is also nuclear ready.
Britain, Australia, Korea, China, France, America, Russia... And a lot of countries we wished were not, are nuclear ready.
Russia and America are almost equals. However, America has more influence.
Russia is, however, never a good country to ally with. If you study their history, they tend to do what is best for themselves, and break alliances sometimes... I sort of like that about Russia.
And it comes 1 day early
And we have Rissoles (battered sausages), battered fish, battered chicken, a chipper in Wexford has started to serve battered Mars bars and you can even get battered potatoes in some places.
That story is really crappy... :/
I hate it. :(
Basically, yes.
Also - why do you think I'm stalkery?
Gah, why cannot people accept they are so amazing?
MARA YOU'RE AMAZING.
And to prove it, I will even do this:
"You don't know-o-o, you don't know you're beautiful."
Hitler could of won WW2 if they hadn't gone back on his agreement with Russia and also if the Japanese hadn't stupidly brought America into the war.
Who wants to know my full name?
Brad Joshua Wood
We're studying ww2 and its boring
Ok, Mara. Next time I ded, I will not include your name, if it really makes you feel better.
I don't edit/change my deds, though. I occasionally add to them, but that's different.
Deleting your name from this would be admitting I was wrong, which I wasn't. Alors, I will leave it in.
[Hugs Mara tight]
I'm sorry you don't know how awesome you are.
I love Russian history it's part of history i specialize in.
from the princes of Rus to Gorbachev.
Luce it's more they believe the rest of the world will betray them so they betray them first this made them the inward looking country they were for hundreds of years.
I don't Star... :/
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