Well... that was fun.
My first time on Twitter proved to be something of an avalanche. You know, in a "oh my god run run run" kinda way.
I'll be using it to tell little stories here and there. Some of them will be Skulduggery related, some of them won't- such as the cute little axe murderer story from Saturday night. Some of them may even be related to the series I'll be writing AFTER Skulduggery. Ooooooh! (But I don't know about this. I literally just thought of that right there.)
I'd like to be able to post stories quite regularly, but I'm not committing myself to anything right now. Neither am I going to be using Twitter in the normal way. Instead, I'll be typing with my toes.
No, wait, that's not what I mean. I mean, I have rules. RULES! And they shall not be broken!
RULE 1: I SHALL NOT FOLLOW!
I only follow two people, and both of those just happen to be attractive lady fighters. That's a pure coincidence, I swear.
My point is, I am not going to open up Twitter every day and see a thousand different streams of tweets from a thousand different people. This will EAT UP MY TIME, and I cannot allow this to happen.
RULE 2: I SHALL NOT RETWEET!
I've seen requests for retweets on Ronda Rousey's page, and people actually get annoyed when she doesn't do it. I'm going to cut this off at the knees before it even gets started— no RT's for me.
RULE 3: I SHALL NOT REPLY!
Again, people get annoyed if you don't reply. They think you're being rude or disrespectful. They think you're ignoring them. While all these things are quite true, replying to everyone is just impossible. Also, it will EAT UP MY TIME. And I need my time for doing the thing you want me to do. Which would you rather— that I write more books, or reply to your tweets?
No, I can't do both. I can't. Shush. Shuttup. Stop. You're making this worse. Quiet. Shhhhhhhhhh.
And here it is, the final and most important rule of all.
RULE 4: I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BREAK ANY OF THESE RULES AT THE SLIGHTEST WHIM.
I have spoken.
Monday, January 21, 2013
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Not me xD
Hey Guys!
OH MY GOD!!!!!
STAAAR!!!!
*tackles*
HI GABRIEL!
Back, btw.
HELLO GAB!
Star, what's the name of AF2?
Hello! How's everyone? School is about to start and get this, I made it into the Top English Class!! I am pretty sure they made a mistake or something...but who cares?!
I've read Artemis Fowl.
Except the last one, because it's not in library.
And I want to buy them all, but I need to find all of the same covers...
CONGRATS GAB!
I'm good, as well.
*I'm good, as well (as in the "How's everyone" question)
But you probably knew that, anyway...
MISS CAIN YOU HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM AS ME!
THE ARTEMIS FOWL ONE?
OH, AND HI FLAME!
GAH, THIS LIST OF BOOKS TO BUY IS EVER GROWING....
DAMNIT
WHY ARE BOOKS SO PERFECT!?
AGREED, L.
*has WAAAAAAY too many books to buy*
Zafira Kerias said...
Star i havent checked my email but i will now
January 26, 2013 at 2:39 PM
Zafira Kerias said...
OH MY GOD!!!!!
STAAAR!!!!
*tackles*
January 26, 2013 at 2:43 PM
*rolls about laughing* That is just a priceless reaction. Thank you so, so much! :)
The Arctic Incident, Scáth!
The The Eternity Code, then The Opal Deception, then The Lost Coloney, then The Time Paradox, then The Atlantis Oomplex, then The Last Guardian which me and my sister both agree was the worst AF book. :)
HI GAB!!!!!!! I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN AGES!!!!!
Thought so! Thank you!
ANOTHER book...
Frature by Megan Miranda.
33 DAYS UNTIL KOTW NEW PB!!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Derek, I'm so sorry you had to put your dog down, I really am...
HI VAL!
*wonders briefly where the hell everyone else went...*
Hi Miss.
And I have to go now...
Bye.
Sorry...
I'm fighting the urge to murder someone...
Bye Miss, hello Luciana.
Hello Val.
I was talking to a few people the other day, about our perfect cast... We all agreed on you being Valkyrie.
Poor doggy....
[Thinks of Bailey]
[Hums chromatic scale]
[Smiles in memory]
[Starts to cry]
Speaking of crying, Aretha nearly cried at the alternate ending? I am utterly shocked! It was a sad ending, but she's written worse, in my opinion...
*hugs L* You're so awesome :D
Gtg find a box of tissues
My attempt to mentally change the subject didn't really work...
*hugs back* Not as awesome as drunk Skulduggery!:P
L, I'm literally laughing so hard that I;m practically crying because you just brought that up.
Oh my God, I need to go look at that picture again.
Oh my God, I found it.
http://bringingskulduggerytothemasses.blogspot.com/2012/10/a-new-lizard-and-other-stuff.html
*grins* IT WAS THE BEST THOUGHT EVER C:
oh my Finnicking Golden gods, can we put drunk Skulduggery in GGG? Derek needs to see drunk Skulduggery. XD
Sure, should I just post it there?
PLEASE! C:
omg, that post
*laughs uncontrollably*
ARI. GAH. STOP SAYING I'M BEAUTIFUL.
Mara, you truly are stunning. In every way there is. I wish I was more like you, because you're far closer to perfect than I will ever be. You are, Mara, perfect in my eyes. I wish you'd accept that it's the truth...
IVYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! *gets out blood-sampling equipment and chases after her* My Master put me in charge of sampling your blood until she gets back on the internet! :)
*runs*
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIIIIIIIIIIIVE!
*glances back to see how far away she is*
*runs smack into a wall*
*pants my way up to said wall* *pins Ivy's hands into wall with nails to stop her running away* *takes out needle, then glances at the (French) instructions to double-check what I need to do*
*frowns at lines of Frencg and flicks through leaflet, trying to find my translations*
On an unrelated note: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g2lgkiYTcvY
That lyrics video is amazing!
*finds translation* AHA! NOW I REMEMBER WHAT TO DO!
Back again...
*stares at bookcase*
GAAAAAAHHHHH
DAMNIT
why is that damned book almost impossible to find!? ONLY DAMMED SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT BOOK I NEED TO COMPARE MY COLLECTOR, DAMNIT
apartfromKotWLPBbuticanfindthatanditspartoftheIrelandcollectionnottheUKoneso
DAMNIT!
Quirrell: You came back?
Voldemort: I came home.
I LOVE THIS MUSICAL
Complete* collection*
See, I'm so angry I can't type!
I LOVE AVPM!
HAVE YOU SEEN THE SEQUEL?
I. Love. Lucius. Malfoy.
DRACO? YOU'VE LEARNED TO DAHNCE?
Luci - Because it isn't the truth. *pouts* *folds arms*
*starts cutting Ivy's sleeve off s I can stick the needle into her arm*
HI IENI!
HI SEPH!
*shares the news with them* Eve temporaily put me in charge of blood-sampling! :)
OF COURSE IT'S THE TRUTH!
ALSO, *tacklehugs* Your fault!
IleftallofaOneDirectionsongonfortgefirsttimeevertodaywhatonearthisthis
Hhahahahha
Sorry if im distant today its my birthday party
It's all a LIIIIIE.
*is tacklehugged* YAY I'M TURNING YOU INTO A DIRECTIONER LUCI! :3
BEHOLD MY FAVORITE SONG EVER
LUCIUS:
Don't ever tell me what I can't do
I'd watch my tongue if I were you
for all we know, you-know-who
could be watching us
YAXLEY:
[spoken] "He can't be, he's dead!"
LUCIUS:
You think that's stopped our plans before?
You've no idea what I have in store!
You really think that you'd be at my door
if we had nothing to discuss?
He may be gone, but that is just as well...
So come inside, don't you fret
for it's not over yet!
DEATH EATER CHORUS:
Evil plans!
We are making evil plans!
Evil deeds with evil hands!
We love making evil plans!
LUCIUS:
I know it seems impossible, we've been thrown
off our track.
But if we can't move forward, why shouldn't we
move back?
Friends and companions of evil and sin:
Think not of loss, but a new way to win.
For what is present without a beginning
to start it all?
YAXLEY:
[spoken] "Go on..."
LUCUIS:
There is a boy that everyone knows;
[ From: http://www.elyrics.net ]
The plan is simple: I propose that
we choke the weed before it grows
up and ends it all
Do you follow me?
DEATH EATER #1:
[spoken] "No."
LUCIUS:
The Dark Lord?
Would have survived, had they never met...
DEATH EATER #2:
[spoken] "So you're saying that he wouldn't
be destroyed?"
LUCIUS:
He'd be alive, what don't you get?
DEATH EATER #3:
[spoken] "Still not understanding..."
LUCIUS:
With Potter gone, the future will be set!
DEATH EATERS:
[spoken] "Aaahhhhhh!"
LUCIUS:
... So it's not over yet!
DEATH EATERS:
Evil plans!
What a brilliant evil plan!
Malfoy, you're an evil man!
We love making evil plans!
ALL:
Our history is nothing more
than what the losers settle for
LUCIUS:
So look alive, and don't forget
that's it's not over
ALL:
It's not over,
No, it's not over yet!
Wbd... Meant to be cleaning :P
ARGH DISTURBEDPEDIA IS FORBIDDING ME AGAIN . . .
:/
This means I'll have to put in the extra effort and look on my phone to find out which song I have to do next! Oh no! The horror! I have to go and get my phone all the way over from that chair right next to me! I actually have to stretch out my arm! Oh no! The torture! And then I have to . . . to . . . hit the on button! How shall I manage without collapsing? And then I have to unloc- *faints from the mere thought of such effort*
Bleurgh
Damn them and their cheesy boyband attractiveness and talent...
*sticks needle in Iby's arm and samples her blood* *puts sample in secret place full of blood samples* Well, that wasn't so hard . . . *goes back for another sample*
Bleah, I have to go now.
It's Firenze, our centaur friend!
BYE
*Ivy's
FOURS, SEPH!
Uh-oh. The next song on my list is Enough . . .
The could be . . . interesting.
*This
Grr...why is it that as soon as I come on, I get told to do the washing up? *sulks*
And now, I am going to try and participate in the conversation:
Bye Sev! *waves*
1D? Hmm...I still can't say anything not nice about them, because of Mara.
DAMN YOU MARA! I can't say anything bad about 1D, without feeling awful about it, because of you D:
BUT I SHALL NEVER BE A DIRECTIONER.
Or a Directer, which is what I accidently called them yesterday...
WHEN GOD WAS MAKING ONE DIRECTION.
A pinch of talent... And a dash of attractiveness... WHOOPS! *spills whole jar of attractiveness on top of 1D boys*
*starts crying* DAMN IT ALL. *stops video and wipes eyes*
Ivy? You still here? I need you to be here so I can sample your blooddddddd.
*laughs*
Bye Sev!
I'm just blaming the fact that one of them is from Doncaster, which is SUPER close to where I live. *nods*
And then he put a love potion in all teenage girls, by accident, but then some of us are fussy eaters, or got a allergic reaction to it.
Why is people sampling blood?
*laughs* This lyrics vid just said: "Enough Disturbed Lyrics"
Geddit?
LOUIS. LOUIS IS FROM DONCASTER.
SWAG MASTA FROM DONCASTA! *nods*
Exactly Ieni. Exxxxxactly.
And now I am told to go make some custard...
Wbd.
Eve has this thing where she samples Ivy's (Val's) blood whenever they're both on.
Seeing as Eve's stuck without internet till like March, she designated her blood-sampling duties to me during this period of time.
She gave me instructions (albeit in French) and everything. And she kept reminding me. :)
FOURS IENINESS! :(
He's my favourite. *nods*
sO YA!
HelO
Louis is your favourite?
LUCI I LOVE YOU. *tacklehugs*
*hides*
*starts crying again* I THOUGH I WAS GETTING USED TO IT AND NOT CRYING BUT ARGHHHHHHHHH. :'/
*wipes eyes and moves onto new video*
OH, YOU ARE HERE! *starts tearing up trees in search of Ivy*
*is tacklehugged*
Yes, Louis is my favourite.
Uh, I love you too?
AND I LOVE BOTH OF YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU. *hugs them both*
*Elves of Utter Doom see their forest being ripped up and start firing fire at me with their crossbows* ARGH. *runs away and searchs for Ivy elsewhere*
hey guys! :)
*is hugged* GROUP HUG. *enforces group hug*
No taking blood samples while hugging, Star.
Hi Melica!
I managed not to cry that time! Partially coz I was typing a comment and not paying attention . . .
THE IENI RETURNS (again)
Hmm...I've just been on and off all day, not actually doing much.
Oh dear, now my brother wants to help him do the table D:
Off again....
Hi Mel! JOIN THE GROUP HUG!
ok...? *joins the group hug* :)
Hi/bye Ieni!
*puts sampling equipment away and participates in group hug for a minute, still glancing around for Ivy*
FOURS, IENINESS! :(
Everyone here is older than me. *pouts* *crosses arms* I FEEL SMALL.
Yoke!
I'm just feeling upset now . . .
And now I'm stressed because homework is flickering at the back of my mind . . .
I think this sonmg should be put in prison. :P
What!
wait!
Ok its all alright bnow
ACTAULLY! IM YOUNGER! MEMEMEMEMEME!
Oh, HI, Brave! :)
MY BROTHER WOULD BE YOUNGER THAN ALL OF YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU.
Okay, he's not here, he's not even in the same room as me, he's about as far away from me as he can be without leaving the house, but stillllllll.
I am the youngest person here! I know how you feel Mara. It sucks. But you read SP when youre young so in a way.. WE ARE BETTER THAN YE ALL!!.........in a way... It cheers ME up....So ya.
what age is youre brother?
I know Brave, but at the time I was the youngest.
Im average age...its nice :)
Nah, being the youngest is great. I can bribe people with my cuteness.
*takes Brave's advice and thinks of how many books I've read in my life* Thanks! :) Now I just feel smug. Mwah ha ha ha ha.
My brother's eight. :)
Dinner, bbs!
my brothers soon to be 18...Im the youngest :)
NOW I FEEL ALL OLD D:
Damnit
*hums Neverland*
My brother would be the youngest!
He's 5.
I read to him. Skulduggery. Every night. He loves it.
My imaginary second sister is younger than all of you!
I just thought of her now!
Kidding.
so hey
I am 10. BEET THAT!
YOU'RE BROKEN, SO AM I
I'M BETTER OFF ALONE
NO ONE TO TURN TO AND NOTHING TO CALL MY OWN
OUTSPOKEN, SO AM I
EXPLOSIVE WORDS THAT YOUR WORLD WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND . . .
TURN AWAY AGAIN!
YOU'RE BEATEN, SO AM I
I'VE GOT A HEART OF STONE
NO MEDICATION CAN CURE WHAT HAS TAKEN HOLD
YOU'RE HURTING, SO WILL I
WHEN I AWAKE AND REMEBER WHY I'VE BEEN
RUNNING FROM YOUR
WOOOOORLD
DISHONOURED BY YOUR WORLD
YOUR WORLD
I'M HAUNTED BY YOUR WOO-OO-OO-O-O-ORLD
Ok that is NOT a creepy comment!
MY BLOOD IS COLD AS ICE
OR SO I HAVE BEEN TOLD
SHOW NO EMOTION AND IT CAN DESTROY YOUR SOUL
ANOTHER SACRIFICE
TO A TORMENTOR YOUR WORLD WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
TURN AWAY AGAIN!
YOU'RE ANGERED, SO AM I
A THOUSAND FIRES BURN
A LAND OF DARKNESS FROM WHICH I CAN NOT RETURN
YOU'RE ACHING, SO AM I
WHEN I AWAKE AND DISCOVER THAT I'VE BEEN
DAMAGED BY YOUR
WOOOOOOOORLD
DISHONOURED BY YOUR WORLD
YOUR WOOO-OO-OOO-OORLD
I'M HAUNTED BY YOUR WOOO-OO-OO-O-O-ORLD
Hmm...
I might leave...
I hate having to bite my tongue...
Gonna play a game. Wbd.
hey Star (again) ! do you want to skype later...?
I burnt my tongue on hot chocolate...AGAIN. meh
YA
*frowns* If I can . . . :/
*looks at clock as if it hold all the answers*
:( SCATH! DON'T LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am awesome
I'm sure you are, Brave. Just don't boast too much.
Indestructible's definitely the saddest album. It has Enough, Facade and Inside the Fire . . . Enough, Facade and Three are in my opinion the saddest songs Disturbed have, and Inside the Fire is very sad as well. :)
Moments... :'(
1D!
I will be back soon...Im going to see what Im having for dinner :)
*grins at Mara*
Ded to MAHU? *smiles sweetly*
Yay! *claps hands*
Okey dokey :)
I ded to everyone who is online now and also to...
Kessie - my Blogtwin...
Luci - She is beautiful, but doesn't know it. You don't know you're beautiful!
Ari - Amazing writer and awesome to chat to :)
Fabi - FABZILLA! :D Nuff said!
RC - Awesome for putting up with my mood swings :)
Star - a fantabulmazing Blogsister! :D
And to any other Bloglandians I may have missed! :)
And to Derek! :D
And to One Direction, as I always do! :D
Should I pick the video with correcter lyrics than the other one, or the one that is slightly better (smaller chunk of words at a time, slightly less blurry), plus good use of punctuation (exclaimation marks etc.) but quite a few minor mistakes in the lyrics?
AND TO MEL!
Dammit, sorry Mel! :O I made a mental note to mention the haggis and everything! :(
Mel - WHO TOLD ME WHAT HAGGIS WAS :D
*hugs Mara* You're awesome. :) Wonderful ded. :)
yay Im getting a takeaway :)
And Lav!
I'm only remembering people now! D:
Lav - Who made me a get well card when I was sick! :)
Val - Who's a random awesome duck! XP
Ieni - Who can't say anything bad about 1D! >:)
thanks Mara :) great ded :)
Haggis is yum. :)
*is hugged* So are you! :)
Enjoy Mel! :D I had a Chinese last night... Mmm...
*smiles* I repeat, Mara, you're awesome.
'Try Haggis' is on my Bucket List :D
*pokes Star* SO ARE YOOOU! :D You're fantabulmazing!
honestly I dont really like haggis so Star your a bit more scottish for that! Its not for everyone... but yeah you should deffinetly try it!
I PICKED A VIDEO FOR ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!
AND MY PLAYLIST IS NOW OVER THREE HOURS LONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *celebrates*
I'm so happy now I don't have to keep crying! At one point in the past hour or so I was listening to the saddest bit of the song on each of my candidates to see which one did it best. D:
No, that doesn't sound fun to me either . . .
I SHALL DED TO MAHU IF ALL MAHUIVANS WHO ARE ONLINE NOW ADMIT 1D IS AWESOME.
SAME GOES FOR SPPB. *nods*
I...cant...
WHAT IF I SAID THEY ARE GOOD? WOULD YOU DED TO SPPB THEN?
And I AM NOT amazing. Why does everyone say that when it's lies...?
YAY! I'M SCOTTISH! EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT SCOTTISH! AT ALL! BUT WHATEVER!
*has become ridiculously happy now I can stop making myself cry*
mara your awesomesocks which is even better :)
Mel -
Hmm....
Ahh...
Well........
Maybe.....
NO.
FINE.
1D are...awesome...*gulps*
Mel, ^^^ is for both comments. *nods*
1D is very awesome! :) :) :)
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA I FEEL DA POWA! *falls off swivel chair* *flails around*
Star, would you like to admit something before SPPB gets a ded?
WAIT OKAY.
DAMMIT.
I DED ALSO TO....
MAHUANDSPPB.
*nods*
Im on my spinny chair... and WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! SPPB ftw!
I couldn't pick just one. *hides in cupboard* SORRY! *cries*
aww its ok mara :) both is better than none :)
Wow!
I never knew I had a foot.
*stares at foot*
*foot runs away*
HEY COME BACK.
*goes hop thump hop thump hop*
Mel - Okay. Pheeeeeew.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP
HEY ROBIN! hows it going?
HEY MEL.
All is good. You?
HI ROBIN!
THANKS, MARA! :) :) :)
It's very fair to ded to both. :)
*screams* ROBIN DON'T DO THAT YOU SCARE MARA! *pouts*
be back soon...dinner!
GET UP, COME ON GET DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS!
Bye Mel! *hugs*
Star, I've always wondered... Why do you say fours instead of goodbye?
Sorry Mara *frowns*
HAI STAR!
*takes deep breath* It okay. Mara okay. Mara hug Robin. *hugs*
*hugs* Why the third person, Mara?
Mara not know... Mara think Robin scare Mara so much Mara get messed up.
*laughs*
Mostly because of habit, now. I started saying "May the fours be with you!" (Artemis Fowl quote) one day instead of hello and goodbye, only people complained because they couldn't tell whether I was saying hi or bye, so I made it just for goodbye. Then somewhere along the line I shortened it to "fours" because I'm lazyyyyyyyy.
Imreallynotbeautifulpleasedonttryconvincingmeotherwiseitmakesmefeelhorrible...
If Mara messed up, Mara fit in with all the other Bloglandians! XD
Oh. Cool! :) That's a good reason. *grins*
Aw, Luci... :( don't say that...
Mara messed up totally.
SCÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁÁTH! *tackelhugs* HI!
Okay. I won't call you beautiful. You are amazing and perfect, though! :)
Then Mara fit in perfectly! :)
Yellows?
It's just me, my mum and my sister in, so I shouldn't have to be too disappeary.
Okay, Clover, I won't say it, I'll just think it, using my supreme Jeni-us skills.
IENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
'Ello.
Oh hai.
*sighs* Maybe I should just go for tonight...
IVYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! *grabs blood-sampling kit and chases her*
Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs* back.
How're you?
Hey, Val and Robin! *hugs* How're you both?
:(
Good Ieni! Yourself?
Ah, nice:) I'm *thinks* good, thanks:) I've had a slightly boring day, but MEH.
Luci.
No.
You are not leaving.
I'm great! :)
I'm getting a lyrcis vid for The Curse now and I do love The Curse . . . :)
The cat is laying on my keyboard....
*lyrics
I'm into Imagine Dragons at the moment.
I should really do a class CD...
Huh..
...and she's drooling on me...
This cat is weird.
*flicks through instructions, lookin for the section on how to sample a person's blood when a cat is lying ont heir keyboard* *sees I haven't translated that section yet* *frowns and shoves cat off keyboard*
:) That's better. *starst sampling Ivy's blood*
NO!
RUTHIE, I CHOOSE YOU!
*throws cat at Star's face* *Star gets cat drool all over her*
Mara, I love the picture:)
Val - I wonder who she gets the weirdness from? ;)
And now I'm just imagining Star as an evil cruel person who operates on people...
Ah, I think I'm just imagining Star as Dr.Nye.
CAT DROOL?????? *picks up instructions and francticly skims through them to see if cat drool affects samplingness*
AND IF YOOOOOU
YOU WANT ME TOOOO
LET'S MAKE A MOOOOOVE
YEAH
SO TELL ME GIRL IF EVERY TIME WE
TOUCH
YOU GET THIS KINDA
RUSH
BABY SAY YEAH
YEAH
Etc.
*frowns at Ruthie's purring and friendliness drool*
RUTHIE, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO KILL HER, NOT LOVE HER.
Ieni - It tells the truth. :)
:O
Ieni, might I remind you of the thousands of times my master has tried to sample Ivy's blood? I've temporarily taken over just a day ago and suddenly I'm the most evil scientist?
*jumps in lake, dragging Ivy after me* I couldn't find anything on cta drool, but I know how to operate around water! :)
STAR, CHECK YOUR EMAIL AND EMBRACE THE WRATH.
Also, this cat isn't weird because of me. She's weird because of my step-sisters.
I'm allergic to cats.
*nods* It does.
Not too sure about the pink, though. It's too...pink.
Ah...the days when I used to like that colour...
Well, no, I didn't say you were the most evil scientist, I just said you were A evil scientist. And it's not a bad think either. You can be an evil genius who wants to take over the world.
UGH, SPOT. *launches killer mission onto the spot*
R.I.P to the spot you used to be, your days are over.
Gah, Rita Ora's songs are so annoying.
GAH 1D JUST CAME ON ON MY SPOTIFY D:
I was listening to a chooooon as well and that - ah oops, can't be mean towards them. Gah! It's so hard!
*sulks*
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