Monday, January 21, 2013

Twitter Rules

Well... that was fun.

My first time on Twitter proved to be something of an avalanche. You know, in a "oh my god run run run" kinda way.

I'll be using it to tell little stories here and there. Some of them will be Skulduggery related, some of them won't- such as the cute little axe murderer story from Saturday night. Some of them may even be related to the series I'll be writing AFTER Skulduggery. Ooooooh! (But I don't know about this. I literally just thought of that right there.)

I'd like to be able to post stories quite regularly, but I'm not committing myself to anything right now. Neither am I going to be using Twitter in the normal way. Instead, I'll be typing with my toes.

No, wait, that's not what I mean. I mean, I have rules. RULES! And they shall not be broken!

RULE 1: I SHALL NOT FOLLOW!

I only follow two people, and both of those just happen to be attractive lady fighters. That's a pure coincidence, I swear.

My point is, I am not going to open up Twitter every day and see a thousand different streams of tweets from a thousand different people. This will EAT UP MY TIME, and I cannot allow this to happen.

RULE 2: I SHALL NOT RETWEET!

I've seen requests for retweets on Ronda Rousey's page, and people actually get annoyed when she doesn't do it. I'm going to cut this off at the knees before it even gets started— no RT's for me.

RULE 3: I SHALL NOT REPLY!

Again, people get annoyed if you don't reply. They think you're being rude or disrespectful. They think you're ignoring them. While all these things are quite true, replying to everyone is just impossible. Also, it will EAT UP MY TIME. And I need my time for doing the thing you want me to do. Which would you rather— that I write more books, or reply to your tweets?

No, I can't do both. I can't. Shush. Shuttup. Stop. You're making this worse. Quiet. Shhhhhhhhhh.

And here it is, the final and most important rule of all.

RULE 4: I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO BREAK ANY OF THESE RULES AT THE SLIGHTEST WHIM.

I have spoken.

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Unknown said...

I'm gonna go. Do a re read on book 6 finish at 3 or 4 in the morning. Go to bed till 10. Bye all. And Mara you are amazing. Bye all.

Star Inkbright said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PKmjBLynW8

Vids that do that are so clever. :)

Ieni, you're just stalkery! :/

Uilliam Kinsella said...

WW2 IS NOT BORING!!!!
It was the culmination of years of tension in Europe that had been building up since Napoleonic times.

Unknown said...

Bye
(star I'm waiting for the fours Brad)

Uilliam Kinsella said...

P.S. for anyone who doesn't notice, I like history a lot.

Luciana said...

Hitler was too careless, Ieni. I mean, allying with Japan was a tad dense. It wad obvious they'd bring the US into the war, something about revenge I think.

Japan bombed Pearl Harbour and brought America out of her period of Isolationism. America was the keystone in the war, just like she was in the LoN. Without America, everything will fall. America is too important.

Now, tell me again that American history is boring. If, basically, saving the world is boring, you need your head looking at...

Unknown said...

Fine it isnt Star I'm waiting

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Ieni - Nope.

Fabi - *is hugged* Thank you. And I'm not awesome. I'm lucky to be okay.

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Um...I don't really know what to say to that.
I feel like a stalker now :/

Hmm...history is too confusing.

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

g2g

Unknown said...

Star please say "fours Brad"

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Brad, you don't know me. None of you do. I. Am. Not. Amazing.

Unknown said...

Star please

Star Inkbright said...

FOURS BRAD!

Okay, Mara, I think you do deserve it but I won't keep insisting you do if it makes you unhappy. :)

What I've read of it is awesome, Scáth!!!

. . . Reminds me of Lynxia's writing in a away actually . . .

I miss the old days when I was on Lynxia's blog att. :(

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Americans can be quite arrogant if you ask me.
they use up about 30% of the worlds resources.
There was a joke on eight out of ten cats, "America was late entering WW1 and two so in return they started every major war since"

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Bye Ieni. *hugs*

Uilliam Kinsella said...

no offence.

Unknown said...

Yes you are Mara. Star will you say fours brad

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Thanks Star. :)

Anonymous said...

Bye Ieni and Brad!

Unknown said...

Thankyou Star bye g2g and read DB

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Ameriminions on the blog are awesome though.
*waits for the verbal onslaught*

Star Inkbright said...

*blinks* Brad, I said fours as soon as I saw you were going, it just took me a while to see you were going! :)

Luciana said...

Mara, I don't need to know you to know that you're perfect in my eyes. The way you treat me - a f*cked up little moody brat - is proof of how amazing you are.
Never will you be able to convince me you are not amazing - keep that in mind.

Bye Ieni! Bye Brad!


But Lynxia's writing is /really good/, Star.

Star Inkbright said...

*nods at Scáth* Lynxia's writing is AMAZING.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Luci... You're most definitely not a moody brat. Do you know how much you've helped me? No moody brat would ever help me as much as you did.

And I won't ever be perfect. I'm lucky to be called 'okay'. Calling me 'good' is pushing the boat out.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

If any of you heard what happened to me in the past three weeks you'd probably call me a piece of scum.

Random Comments said...

if an Ameriminion bothers to find the blog and spends twice as much money and effort to read the stories....



Yes, Ameriminions are awesome.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

But Mara Blogland is the place where you go to get away from all that.
In school there is a chance I could get into big trouble but here I'm just a normal person
( scratch normal )

Maralie Lily Charm said...

To get away from all what exactly?

Luciana said...

My moodswings basically rule my life, Mara. I have no control over them.
I mean, my personality itself sometimes shifts. Have you noticed how much I change when Brave comes online? Despite his apologies, I can't forgive him for making me feel worthless the first time he and I spoke and there will always be a part of me that hates him for it. And that causes my mood to shift around him.

I'm only there for people who deserve help, Mara. Think about that.

I'm difficult to please. If you can convince me you're as amazing as I believe you to be, then it must be true. Yes, I tell people how amazing they are a lot. But very few have found themselves to mean as much to me as you do.

You're perfect, Maralie.

Anonymous said...

[Scowls]
You all rock, and don't you dare argue!
[Pokes anyone who does]

Uilliam Kinsella said...

I'm with Fabi.

Melica Frost said...

...Im back guys sorry for disappearing like that I went for dinner and ended up wathcing the hunger games so...sorry :) how are we all ? :D

Random Comments said...

I agree with Fabi on this issue.

And everyone else who's said the same thing.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I don't know what to do with my life anymore...

I just...

I need some time to think...

I'm sorry.

Luciana said...

Mara, life is tough. That's why we have friends, to sweeten how sour life can be. *hugs tightly* Don't lose hope!<3

Random Comments said...

I agree with Luciana!

Anonymous said...

I have to go...
I need to leave for this thingy like now and I'm not ready to go yet...
[Hugs Mara]
[Hugs Luci]
[Hugs everyone else who doesn't mind being hugged]

Uilliam Kinsella said...

My life is gonna end badly anyway but I try and spend the peaceful times with people I enjoy being with.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

Just think of the muppets
"Life's a happy song when there's someone by your side to sing along"

Uilliam Kinsella said...

*goes to search that up on youtube*

Unknown said...

Cool. the whole, ok, main, no sorry, most, FINE!! Some of the point in having rules are so they can be broken!
Rules are made to be broken!Sort of,kind of not really.

Unknown said...

Cool. the whole, ok, main, no sorry, most, FINE!! Some of the point in having rules are so they can be broken!
Rules are made to be broken!Sort of,kind of not really.

Luciana said...

I'll probably die young, so... XD

LIVE LIFE TO THE FULL, BECAUSE ONE DAY IT'LL BE YOUR LAST DAY. Don't regret what you didn't do, laugh at yourself and remember the things you did do!

Live like every moment is your last, because you never know if it will be or not.

OKAY SOMEONE SHUT ME UP I AM BEING A MORON SEE NOT EVEN USING PUNCTUATION OOPS

Maralie Lily Charm said...

CHANGE YOUR LIFE
By Little Mix

[Leigh-Anne:]
She captures her reflection then she throws the mirror to the floor
Her image is distorted screaming, "Is it worth it anymore?"
No-oh-oh
[Jesy:]
Are you scared of the things that they might put you through?
Does it make you wanna hide the inner you?

[Jade:]
You’re not the only one so let them criticize
You’re untouchable when you realize
Oh

[Chorus:]
Change, change your life, take it all
We’re gonna stick together, know we’ll get through it all
Change, change your life, take it all (yeah, take it all)
You’re gonna use it to become what you’ve always known
(Become what you’ve always known)

[Leigh-Anne:]
His body starts to flicker like nobody wants to know his name
Just another soul with feelings but nobody's there to feel the pain
No, no, no
[Jesy:]
They can rip you, bring you down, down to their size
But they will never get to the heart you hold inside
Oh-oh

You’re not the only one so let them criticize
You’re untouchable when you realize
Ooh-oh-oh

[Chorus:]
Change, change your life, take it all (take it all)
We’re gonna stick together, know we’ll get through it all (I know we'll get through it all)
Change, change your life, take it all (yeah, take it all)
You’re gonna use it to become what you’ve always known (become what you’ve always known)
Change, change your life, take it all
(Change your life and take it all)
Change, change your life, take it all
(Change your life and take it all)

You got the right to show the world
Something never seen
We wanna hear you scream it out
You’re not alone

Oh, whoa
Oh, yeah

[Chorus:]
Change, change your life, take it all (take it all)
We’re gonna stick together, know we’ll get through it all (we're invincible)
Change, change your life, take it all (change your life and take it all)
You’re gonna use it to become what you’ve always known (become what you’ve always known)




Maralie Lily Charm said...

That song is one thing helping me right now.

I suggest you go and listen to it.

Just a suggestion.

Unknown said...

Is there gonna be a movie?

Uilliam Kinsella said...

sorry I disappeared I had to make jelly

Uilliam Kinsella said...

what's it called?

Unknown said...

Guess that makes you gassy.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Change Your Life.


Little Mix.

My idols.

Uilliam Kinsella said...

kay, I'll give it a look.

Star Inkbright said...
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Star Inkbright said...

SORRY, I POOFED!

If we're saying songs like that, Mara . . .



"This song is pretty much meant to be an inspiration to anyone who has gone through a lot in life, to tell yourself that you can overcome anything you if you just keep on going."

Marked for demolition, I'm
Just a time bomb, ticking inside
No hope for the hopeless
I can see the pieces all laid out in front of me
No point even asking why
Couldn't help even if you tried
Step aside, or you might just be
The next contestant to feel the brutality
Devastation, obliteration
All to the point of exacerbation
There's explaining my situation now
Why does this shit keep happening to me?

I've held on too long just to let it go now
Will my inner strength get me through it somehow?
Defying the curse that has taken hold
Never surrender, I'll never be overcome!

Too dark for forgiveness, I
Can't seem to do anything right
When I try to rebuild
I see my humble shelter
Just fall to the ground again
Object of an evil eye
No point to let anyone try
Take heed, my friend lest you be
Torn asunder, like all that's become of me
Decimation, disintegration
Beyond the point of imagination
There's no explaining my situation now
Why does this shit keep happening to me?

I've held on too long just to let it go now
Will my inner strength get me through it somehow?
Defying the curse that has taken hold Never surrender, I'll never be overcome!SORRY, I POOFED!

If we're saying songs like that, Mara . . .

"This song is pretty much meant to be an inspiration to anyone who has gone through a lot in life, to tell yourself that you can overcome anything you if you just keep on going."

Marked for demolition, I'm
Just a time bomb, ticking inside
No hope for the hopeless
I can see the pieces all laid out in front of me
No point even asking why
Couldn't help even if you tried
Step aside, or you might just be
The next contestant to feel the brutality
Devastation, obliteration
All to the point of exacerbation
There's explaining my situation now
Why does this shit keep happening to me?

I've held on too long just to let it go now
Will my inner strength get me through it somehow?
Defying the curse that has taken hold
Never surrender, I'll never be overcome!

Too dark for forgiveness, I
Can't seem to do anything right
When I try to rebuild
I see my humble shelter
Just fall to the ground again
Object of an evil eye
No point to let anyone try
Take heed, my friend lest you be
Torn asunder, like all that's become of me
Decimation, disintegration
Beyond the point of imagination
There's no explaining my situation now
Why does this shit keep happening to me?

I've held on too long just to let it go now
Will my inner strength get me through it somehow?
Defying the curse that has taken hold Never surrender, I'll never be overcome!

Star Inkbright said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PKmjBLynW8&list=PLTslNdjmKxFtyDjXNSMNesm8F-RgBg0Av&index=46

^^^Lyrics vid for it.

Star Inkbright said...

Damn. It pasted onto my other browser twice. -_-

Uilliam Kinsella said...

and Mara if you give up Kilkenny wins.
*grins then spits at the mention of Kilkenny*

Maralie Lily Charm said...

Thanks Star... But I think I might stick to Little Mix for a while.

Knowing this song is specially for people like me... It helps.

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I hate being like this so much...

Why aren't I like any of the girls in my class? Pretty, smart, thin, no issues whatsoever...

Star Inkbright said...

Oh, everyone has issues. :)

Everyone will have issues. Fact. :)

Maralie Lily Charm said...

I wanna hear you scream it out
YOU'RE NOT ALONE.


I feel better now.

I'm so sorry for all the trouble I've caused these past days...

*hugs everyone* But I'm trying.

NOM Ominous said...

Hullo.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hello everyone!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Mara, are you ok? *supertacklehugs*
A few pages ago, I dedicated to you!
"To Mara, who doesn't know she's beatiful"
Just thought you should hear that. <3

NOM Ominous said...

Everyone?!
Where? Where?!

Anonymous said...

Bonjour.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

HI THRUST!!
HI FABI!!
Fabi- your alternate ending was in my ded too... For making me almost cry in school...

Anonymous said...

Lol-Payback!

Anonymous said...

Oh, and hi!

Anonymous said...

And thanks, too.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

That was very impressive- but don't worry. I'll be sure to hit you back twice as hard. ;)
This is going to become a thing now, isn't it? Both of us competing over how many hearts we can break?

Anonymous said...

Oh, don't worry. I'll never be as Hard and Uncaring as you!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hahahahaha, I see what you did there! It's funny because right now I'm listening to this song called Cold as You... Well, actually, that's because I'm plotting. And soon I'll be writing. But anyway-
That was really good! You could be at least that hard if you wanted to be. I just have an unusual willingness to see my characters suffer, I think. I've been at it since, what- 1st grade? I've had a few years. ;p
Seriously, though- that was great! Though after I told my friend about it, it reminded her of Blues Clues... Then it was kind of funny. xD

NOM Ominous said...

I loved Blues Clues.
And Winnie the Pooh. Winnie the Pooh was awesome.

Anonymous said...

I've been listening to 'Break Your Heart' by Natalie Merchant... I really should figure out whats wrong with the shuffle.

Yes and no. I am definitely capable of writing like that, but I would be running away from horrified fans, not laughing in their faces and plotting more.

Blues Clues? You mean the symbols?

NOM Ominous said...

Yes the mystical symbols that show the way of life!

Anonymous said...

I wrote my first story at two and a half.

It's a bit...well, young, and has very little plot, and I dictated it to my mom (couldn't write then), but it's there.

I still have the copy my grandma illustrated for me...

Anonymous said...

Brb, there's chocolate.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Yeah, the symbols- squiggle, circle, and bear claw- my friend immidiately thought of Blues Clues.
And yeah... I'm not sure why I get off on psychological torture of my readers... I'm just weird, I guess.

Thrust- I used to watch Whinnie the Pooh and Blues Clues, but my favorite was always the Teletubbies- then again, I only watched that when I was too little to really remember...

Anonymous said...

Ok, back.
I guess I can kinda see the 'Blues Clues' thing...

Blues Clues and 'mystical' don't really go together for me...but okay.

Also, Ari--you were telling your friend about my evilness?????

Anonymous said...

I never watched much TV, not even as a little kid.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

I think I wrote my first story at some tiny age like that, too...
But I remember while all the other little girls were playing house and doctor and things like that (I'd always hated those games- my perspective was, why would I want to re-enact something so ordinary?) I roleplayed with my friends- we made up our own characters with different powers, invented our own worlds, came up with wild plot twists- the whole shebang. And I always left everyone else in suspense- it drove them nuts, and I loved it!
Jeez, that makes me sound like a really sadistic kid...

Alastair Cruciatus said...

I was telling my friend about your evilness. She was next to me when I almost cried- naturally she was like, "Who died?" and I was just like... "Shut up please... That's not even funny..."

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Ok, it wasn't that exact dialogue, but something similar.
And I actually watched a lot more TV as a little kid than I do now. I barely ever watch anything- I'm far too busy being the seeker for my Quidditch team, and ballroom dancing, and taking Krav Maga classes/sparring, and there's also debate on Thursdays... And that's leaving out the 3 year science intensive program that I have to spend at least 5 hours a week on... And writing like a lunatic for MC... I think I'm doing too much...

Anonymous said...

My first story involved a monster that wanted to eat, and then a friendly princess helped him find the cheese in a room ful of "many things not for eating." so, it wasn't the kind of thing you'd be interested. I think it was partially based on my little sister.

I played fairies a lot as a seven-year-old, and detectives. And horses, when Shai went through her horse phase, and dragons. I liked being a dragon...

I role played Robin Hood types a lot when I was 10-12... I had so much fun with that, then R moved, and hasn't bothered to keep in touch. Considering the fact that it's been 3 years, I doubt she will. I wrote to her a bunch of times, wonder if she got those.

Snow said...

hey all! anyone on??

Alastair Cruciatus said...

I played fairies plenty of times, and I loved playing dragons, too. Usually the fairies and dragons went together. And I was obsessed with horses, along with two other close friends of mine, so you can imagine we did that often. And for about a year all three of us thought we were part wolf... We were weird kids...
Then for a few years we made up our own clans of cats based on the Warriors series, and mixed that with the jellicle cats from Cats, the musical- and each of us played multiple characters. I definitely had the most, though- they only had about two each, and they mostly stuck with whichever their main one was- but I created and acted as- of the top of my head, I could maybe name 16- different characters at different times, and sometimes at the same time. And I was always plotting, and I was always the cruelest with plot twists. I still drove them mad. ;)
That went on till just a few years ago- sorry, I can't give an exact date, I have a horrible sense of time. Anyway, that one was great, but it stopped, and none of my friends roleplay anymore- but I discovered the internet! I roleplayed on Tumblr, sometimes Omegle, if I'm really bored, though most people on that get overwhelmed by all of the plot twists I throw at them and leave...
And now I have you guys, and I feel no need for anything else! Seriously, though- I haven't been on Tumblr at all in almost a month... My followers will come after me sooner or later, I'm sure...

Anonymous said...

I'm not sure how I managed it, but I lost my iPod without moving from my spot on the sofa...anyways, I found it again.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Sorry about your friend who moved... I hope you get something back from her someday.

Anonymous said...

Hello again, Ari!

Hello, lonleysnow!

Snow said...

HIA!!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hey loneleysnow! *tacklehugs*

Anonymous said...

I always play multiple characters. Usually Shai or R would be the main character, I'd be everybody else.

I'm a pretty slow typer, so online role play is hard for me...

Snow said...

:) BTW, you can Call me Snow!

Anonymous said...

Ok, hi Snow!

Snow said...

brb, have to go get lunch!!

Anonymous said...

I did have an interesting battle involving exploding pineapples on the forums for Glitch, a really awesome game I used to play, before it died.

Anonymous said...

Ok, see you!

Unknown said...

I is here!

Anonymous said...

Hi, Sev!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

I've heard a lot about Glitch from you- it seems like it was a lot of fun. If I may ask, how did it die?

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hey Seph! *tacklehugs*

Snow said...

okay, i'm back! and for anyone who doesn't know me, you can call me snow!!

Snow said...

awkward...

Anonymous said...

It was expensive to produce, and they didn't get enough profit.

It was flash-based, which meant it didn't work on any iDevices.

There was really not much reason to buy the subscription, the free version was awesome by itself.

They had bad marketing, I never would have found it if not for my dad knowing one of the dudes who worked for the game.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

I'm still here, Snow! I'm just distant because I' simulaneously writing two chapters for MC. Have you heard of MC?

Anonymous said...

Welcome back, Snow!

NOM Ominous said...

I watched Winnie the Pooh a few days ago, actually. To see if I was sane thinking it was the best show ever back then. The dialogue is excellent. I am not joking.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Oh. Well, that stinks. Sorry, Fabi...

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Really, Thrust? Maybe I'll go back and watch an episode now...

Snow said...

okay, no i have not heard of mc, what is it??

Snow said...

hello?? anyone here??

Anonymous said...

mevolentminions.blogspot.com

It's an AWESOME fanfic project.

And yes I'm still here.

Anonymous said...

I totally would've invited y'all to play it. It was a cool game.

Anonymous said...
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Anonymous said...

I've never watched Winnie the Pooh...

I know, I know.

Snow said...

good... and i'll look at the site

anyone here like the ong "little talks", by of monsters and men??

Snow said...

*song, not ong

Anonymous said...

I've danced to it a bit. I prefer "Dirty Paws" however.

Anonymous said...
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Snow said...

never heard of it, will google it in a sec

Unknown said...

Has anyone here watched AVPM or AVPS?

Alastair Cruciatus said...

I've never heard anything by Of Monsters and Men, sorry- and I'm still here, just very distant. I may take about 10 minutes to reply to something. Or I may reply immediately. Can't be sure.

Snow said...

i just listen to radio and then listen to the songs that i like on youtube, sooo

Anonymous said...

No, I haven't, Sev.

Wbd, writing ded.

Unknown said...

Students: VOLDEMORT IS GOIN' DOWN!



Oh yeah, and:

Quirrel and Voldemort: We'll lead 'em to the slaughter and we'll murder Harry Potter! We're different......

That's the reprise. I love the first one too

Quirrel: When I rule the world I'll plant flowers
Voldemort: When I rule the world I'll have SNAKES

Alastair Cruciatus said...

So now I'm listening to
I want your beautiful suffering,
I want to see your pain

It can't be a good thing that I'm thinking of my MC readers...

Unknown said...

*Quirrell

Snow said...

hey, dirty paws is really good, thanks for telling me about it!!

NOM Ominous said...

You SHOULD watch winnie the pooh. At least two episodes. AT LEAST.
Even the puppet version is good, but I'd much rather the animated cartoon version. Much more tasteful and stuff.

Snow said...

i know, winnie the pooh ROCKS!!
i havn't seen it on TV for SOOO long... :(

Unknown said...

Is it bad that I like a parody of something more than the original thing?

Anonymous said...

I dedicate this page to...

One Direction-I think Mara will like this more than me deding directly to her.

Aretha-I may take you up on that competition idea... [plots evilly]

Lavender-You're really good to talk to!

Death-I'll miss you while you're in the no wi-fi zone...

(Insert your name here)-Thanks for bothering to read my ded!

Ember, Sev, Star and...Ma--actually I told her I wouldn't ded to her...so, never mind?-For letting me use their characters in my MC chapters.

Mycroft and his umbrella- Because MAHU.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

OHMYGOSH SEPH I LOVE THOSE
*sings loudly*
To dance again!
I've been waiting all these years to dance again!!!

Anonymous said...

Will be back later, dinner.

Unknown said...

And when Quirrell and Voldemort are using Imperio on Harry?

Voldemort: Give us a twirl!
Quirrell: He's like a girl!


All the Death Eaters and Voldemort and then the normal dude with a tie....

Snow said...

bye!

Snow said...

BTW, that was for fabi s.

NOM Ominous said...

Bye Fabis

Snow said...

might tab out for a bit, going to play Minecraft

Unknown said...

Okay. Here's the first: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PU8Z33MPpE

And here's the sequel: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOL1Z6OMu74



IF YOU DON'T WATCH THEM YOU HAVEN'T TRULY LIVED

Alastair Cruciatus said...

HERMIONE CAN'T DRAW
HERMIONE CAN'T DRAW
HERMIONE CANNOT DRAW

NOM Ominous said...

Ahem - *goes on and on in a distant land about Winnie the Pooh*

Unknown said...

SHE ONLY READS BOOKS
AND SHE CANNOT DRAW
EVEN IF SHE'S READING A HOW-TO-DRAW BOOK!


Wbd. Watching AVPS

Unknown said...

Harry: Can someone tell me how to get to Platform 9 and 3/4s?

Train Person: 700 kids have asked me that today, and I still don't believe in it.



*realizes something*

DOES QUIRRELL PLAY TRAIN DUDE? I CAN'T TELL BECAUSE OF THE MUSTACHE

Unknown said...

Harry: I was in a car crash with my parents. We crashed into a crocodile. He ate my parents, and then he took out a knife and gave me a scar. At least that's what my liar aunt and uncle told me.

Snow said...

um, lol

Snow said...

Byeeee All, i'm off!!

Unknown said...

Lupin: Trust me Harry, no one at Hogwarts hates you.

Snape: WHAT THE DEVIL IS GOING ON HEAH?

Unknown said...

Bye Snow!

Anonymous said...

Aloha, I'm back.

Bye Snow!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hi Fabi! *tacklehugs*
And fairfarren, Snow?

Anonymous said...

[Is tacklehugged]
Hi, Ari!

[Grins]
Will be distant.

Lavender Hope said...

*is sort of here*
Hi.

It's snowing but the sun's shining... I bet it's all going to melt by tomorrow... Four days ago, it was so warm it was raining for two days, then it was sunny two days ago and yesterday, now it's snowing... WHAT'S UP WITH THE ODD WEATHER???

Heh. Sorry. Did I mention I'm part weather reporter? In my mind.

... I am so weird... *facepalms*

Unknown said...

HI LAV!

And hi again Fabi!

NOM Ominous said...

RAIN.. Snow. odd yes. I am too part weather reporter, but i sound a lot like my first three sentences and then we go back to the usual program.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Don't worry about being weird- we're all mad here, Lav! *supertacklehugs*
And that certainly is odd weather.
*is very distant, writing for MC*

Anonymous said...

Hi Lav!
It much better to know whether there will be weather than what the weather will be
--The Whether Man, Phantom Tollbooth, quote not exact.

Lavender Hope said...

Hello, Sev!

*realizes she stopped typing in Brittish now*
Yay. Kinda. I failed...

Anyone know a children's fairytale story author by the name of Wilde?
*decides to look him up*
He's Irish.

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Fabi- anytime! *is referencing page dedication*

Lavender Hope said...

Hi Thrust, Fabi, and Aretha!

NOM Ominous said...

Hi laven

Lavender Hope said...

Interesting words, Weather man...

You should hear what I say in my head! I would type it, but it's a whole conversation! Too long.

*reads ded*
Thanks, Fabi. :)

Unknown said...

Aretha, the Sorting Hat ran off with the Scarf of Sexual Preference, and they won't be back until next year.

:D


Ok. I'll stop now.

Anonymous said...

[Grins at Aretha]
Just let me know when and how, and I'll certainly try.

Lavender Hope said...

Laven? Haven't heard that one before. ;P

Lavender Hope said...

Darn. I need ta go.

Bye!

Anonymous said...

Distant, writing.

Anonymous said...

Bye Lav!

Alastair Cruciatus said...

Hmmm... Well, we could do it with MC- ask people to tell us in the comments if they cried, and keep a point stystem, like with MAHU and SPPB... Or we could do something else, if you like.
Fairfarren, Lav!

Unknown said...

Bye Lav!

Anonymous said...

The MC wouldn't really work, I'm collaborating with people, and it's really mean to them if I kill off a character they've been working with too. Not just ordinary "That awesome character is dying!!!" mean, but kinda not cool.

Anonymous said...

Maybe a new blog, and keep the people telling us in the comments idea?
You could still use your MC segments, though.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I just ordered stuff from Pagliacci's for delivery and told them my name was Ivy... Hehehehe...

Anonymous said...

Haha, Val! XD

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I should have said my last name was Animosity instead of Votolato, just to see the reaction XD


They asked for the address so I told them, and I added, "Oh, and if it helps, it's the big white one with black trim, and it has three windows at the top with an awesome blue room."

*cough my indigo blue room cough*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*frowns* I sounded way to friendly on the phone...

Next time I'll talk in a deep man voice.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

*too

Anonymous said...

I like indigo. And purple. And blue. And that color family in general.

(to the tune of twelve days of Christmas$
Five purple jackets
Four light blue walls
Three violet T-shirts,
Two dark blue eyes
And the indigo sweater on me.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I had three friends over a little while ago, and we were all playing the Skulduggery card game... It involved lots of shouting. Especially, "GOD, SCAPEGRACE, WHY DO YOU SUCK SO MUCH?!"

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im on

Anonymous said...

I sound like a robot on the phone...

Anonymous said...

Hi, Zaf!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Indigo is my favourite colour, so that's why my room is. Also, Ivy's eyes.


There's reasoning behind almost everything about Ivy... It's kind of weird...

Unknown said...

Hi Zaf and Val!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I GOTS THE UK VERSION OF THE FIRST SP BOOK :D


Offcially 3 copies of Book 1 I have 2same Scepter one UK SP

And one Scepter will be signed whenever it makes its way to Derek

Anonymous said...

Sorry I poofed for a sec...
Mom came in and wanted me to explain in detail my schedule for this coming performance week.

Anonymous said...

And yes, that took 20 minutes...sigh.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Haha it did

Anonymous said...

Well, I had to plan out when I'd do everything besides dance. Mom was especially concerned about homework.

Anonymous said...

Hi, Zaf!
Did Derek finally acknowledge your birthday?

Anonymous said...

Oh wait, yeah, I forgot.

Unknown said...

I have to go now!

Adieu!

Anonymous said...

Will be distant, writing for the MC while I still have time.

Anonymous said...

Bye, Sev!

Anonymous said...

Am still distant, unless I say otherwise or get distracted by something-or-other.

NOM Ominous said...

Happy Birthday ZAF!

NOM Ominous said...

I have a b-day card for you zaf, but I didn't uh, email it to myself..

Vestige T Vicissitude said...

So it's raining in Australia.

It's raining quite a lot.

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