How are we all?
Are we all nervous? Terrified, even? Are we all dreading December 21st, the last day on Earth as predicted by the Mayans? Although, as Jon Stewart pointed out on The Daily Show, the Mayans haven't exactly got the best track record as far as predicting the end of civilisations go... to wit, the Mayans...
But I digress.
So how will you be spending the last day on Earth? Will you be surrounded by loved ones? Will you be sobbing into a tub of ice cream? Will you, in fact, forget all about the end of the world because you still haven't got your Christmas shopping done?
Or will you be reading a very special end-of-the-world short story as posted on this very Blog- a short story that will ONLY be available on the 21st and 22nd before being taken down- in which Skulduggery and Valkyrie track down the cause of the world's destruction and do their very best to avert it? A short story called "The Button"?
Hmm? Is THAT what you'll be doing?
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YUSSS. GOOD ON YOU KES.
Bye!
Hi
Derek, my sister - who claims to be Clarabelle - wanted me to inform you that on her notebook at school she put creepy eyes on them and they reminded her of your creepy eyes at the top of the page.
I think insanity runs in the family.
Hi you two.
Nix, they're just arriving in Savanna now.
Yokay
"That's because you just got your licence."
"F*CK YEAH!
YEEAAAAAH!"
Parapa the Rappa?
I'd assume so.
Okay then
*stabs Moose with a fork*
*scowls*
*pushes Ivy against a tree with shadows*
*reaches up and grabs a branch, yanks it down, and uses it to slice the shadows* *chucks it at Mist's head and watches it hit* *knocks him off his feet with the air*
*rolls on the ground and comes up in a crouch*
*stands and rubs head* Stupid branch.
*waves a hand and drenches her in water, then throws a fireball*
*draws machete*
I go away for five minutes and miss out on the fun
It's just what has to be done, Nix.
*hurls a shadow spear at him*
*uses air to put out the fire before it can do any damage*
You know, covering me in water and then trying to burn me won't do much but dry my clothes.
*lifts remaining water off and drops it on Mist's head*
*jumps out of the way, trips and falls over*
Oooh, so it's a fight fight, is it?
*hurls fireball at Mist*
I know. But who cares? *dries the water off self and throws a fireball to meet Nix's*
*runs into the explosion of the collision and leaps at Nix, knife out*
*gets knocked over, loses machete, goes rolling across the ground*
*snarls* Never go for close combat with a bonebreaker
*reaches for Mist's chest*
http://bringingskulduggerytothemasses.blogspot.com/
Here you go, Mist.
*jerks backwards and falls over*
*tries to kick Nix*
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
WHAT IS THIS?!
*breaks into hysterical laughter*
*grunts as kick hits shin*
*tackles Mist to the ground*
*bursts out laughing*
Best... thing... ever
I WILL KILL BOTH OF YOU!
YOU HEAR ME?
I WILL OBLITERATE YOU.
GAH. GAH. GAH.
I'm shaking so much right now from laughing it's becoming difficult to type...
I HATE YOU BOTH.
UHOIUEHOEWUIMHEUHD
MIST STOP YOU'RE GONNA GET ME IN TROUBLE FOR BEING AWAKE RIGHT NOW AND LAUGHING
GOOD. I HOPE YOU GET IN TROUBLE!
*kicks Ivy in the face*
I might have to save that moose as my screensaver.
Yeah, it's gonna be my screensaver.
*doesn't even bother to kick back for two reasons: one, laughing too hard, and two, I deserve it*
But good God, it's hilarious.
He doesn't want it as your screen saver.
It's creepy, apparently. *spears Ivy through the throat with shadows*
*walks in with swag*
Too late.
It's only my screensaver because it makes me laugh so hard.
*fixes throat*
Sorry to disappoint, Nagier, but I have to get up at 6:30 tomorrow morning and I have to go to sleep now.
Night! Tell Moose I say goodnight also!
Bye Val!
And goodnight to you, Faceless One! I have a message for Nix!
*writes "Bye Nix!" on a sticky note and sticks it to his faceless head*
*shrugs it off and sends another at Ivy as she leaves for good measure*
*turns to Faceless One Nix*
Hello. *grins*
*takes sticky note of forehead and sets it on fire with mental power*
*grins at Nagier*
Good afternoon
*nods to him*
Been a while, hasn't it?
I wouldn't know. Time has a way of getting away from one when they're stuck in someone's head
Ah, I suppose you're right.
At least I don't have to be stuck in someone's head anymore.
Now, I have a question for you.
Ask away Nablah Rum
*ignores the play on words*
So, are we going to use this time to destroy each other, or are we going to put better use to our power and destroy others that have the misfortune to enter at such a time?
*looks around*
Well, the only problem is there's a lack of misfortuned souls here at the moment
Ah, I suppose you're right.
Say there was one here, though. If one were to come in right now.
*runs in screaming because she couldn't fall asleep*
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-
*notices other people*
Dammit, I don't want to get in a fight right now... I need to go to sleep.
*runs off*
*shrugs*
Depends on the person. I need somewhat of a challenge, whether it be an army of an individual who can fight properly
*looks at Val*
*looks at Ivy*
*waves to Nagier as well*
Sorry to crash your party, boys, but...
*pulls out the Sceptre and turns thtem both to dust*
Adios!
*reforms*
You know I can do that
*reforms as well*
Two can play at that game.
Hello Ryn!
He's is gone now.
Also, you call him Nagier. Not Ryn.
Gotta go, bye.
Hello?
Never mind. Byeee.
Hello?!
Most probably going to be distant...
Wait!!
I just read The Son of Neptune andit was awesome..
okay... bye then guys.
Come back!!!!!
America's Funniest Home Videos is halrious!!!!
Stupid internet
Msd
Damn, he's gone
*Cuts hair and puts on old pink dress*
*Ties hair into two plaits*
This is what I looked like back then, Skulduggery...
It's a mixture of this
http://img2.etsystatic.com/005/0/6675182/il_fullxfull.395908986_dhkn.jpg
&
http://www.thread.co.nz/uploads/images/Hair/2012/two%20plaits.jpg
Yeah, I looked pretty stupid back then, but now I have a white leather jacket, black knee-high boots and grey jeans!!
WooHoo!!!
This is the type of bike I have: MV-Augusta F4CC
And it cost: $120,000
Brother: *Burps*
Me: *Burps back*
Brother: *Raises eyebrow* Are you challenging me?
Me: *Sly smile* Yep
Brother: *Takes a big swig of Pepsi* *Does puny burp*
Me: *Laughs* is that all you got? *Really loud burp*
Brother: *Finishes his Pepsi* *Walks tithe toilet* *Gets ready* Nope, it's gone
Me: *Laughs and does a massive burp* 'CUSE ME!
Brother: *Grabs bottle of Pepsi* *Skulls it* *Does the loudest burp possible
Parents: Did you just hear something?
For some reason, I find the hysterical!!!!
Oh! Come on!!!! Someone!
Leif Garrett and Danny Bonaduce are the best!!!!!
*Laughs*
Little 3 year old is in love with Justin Bieber
Girl: *Sobbing*
Mother: why are you so sad?
Girl: Because I love Justin!
*Phone rings*
Girl: *Looks up* *Stops crying* I bet that's him!
Everyone: *Laughs*
Mother: *Walks off to grab the phone*
Girl: GIVE IT TO ME!!
I've been right all along...
You're all homicidal psychopaths!
Morning!!
'ello my lovely!
How are you?
And you are spot on!
I'm good, good.
Banging my head off a wall over Dublin Daes 2 still but I think that's now normal lol
Don't bang your brilliant head, my dear! You might just damage it!
That's the idea lol
If I wasn't insane before, this bloody story will surely make me insane now.
Our brilliant Emerald Melody insane? I don't think I'd live to see the day!
And Em, congrats! Tell me when it's out and make sure you come to Aus!
señor Chase too!
My hair is all wierd! It's flipped and curled and bizzare!
Oh the first one!!
Yeah I'm excited about it, chapters 7 and 8 are being edited at the moment...
Hopefully within the next 2 years, if things go smoothly enough, there should be a book out.
And I must become recognised before I can travel sweets but I will put Aussie on the map for my travels lol
Yay! You have to do school visits too!
That would be epic!
Stay on! I have to pack the dishwasher!!!
I'm back!!!!
Also, Harriet the Spy goes through an awful lot of windows...
Okay lol I won't ask...
So you really think Dublin Daes is gonna be big??
I think people are bored of it now and cause I've been finding it hard to work on book 2, probably forgotten it too...
It's gonna be big! Like, the book will be normal sized (I hope) but the effect of the book will change lives (probably)!
Ah stop...
It won't.
Wanna bet?
Yeah actually...
IF and that is a huge if, Dublin Daes is successful... I bet the other stories will be a flop.
Humph!
Doubt it! It could be the next Skulduggery!
*Bows*
Sorry Master!
1 - I would kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
3 - Half the people you know are below average.
4 - 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.
9 - All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.
10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.
12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?
13 - How can you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
16 - When everything seems to be coming your way, maybe you're in the wrong lane.
17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not being smart enough to be lazy.
18 - Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.
19 - I intend to live forever... so far, so good.
20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
22 - What happens if you get scared half to death...twice?
24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
30 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.
32 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.
33 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?
Keep your voice down Death!!!
*looks around suspiciously*
I will not be the next Golden God, don't be so blasphemous...
And statistically one out of every seven dwarves isn't happy.
You could be the Golden Goddess!
*Bows*
All hail the Golden Goddess!!!
*shakes head*
Jesus wept, are you trying to get me killed...
Lol I can't go around stealing Derek's title lol
*whistles*
Last night I was trying to understand my brain and I figured out that I am smart, only because my brain refuses to work
Yes you can Golden Goddess!!!
Hey Nix!!!
I think Val wants me to give you this
*Punches Nix in the face*
Oh look, there's Strange, deciding to stroll in...
*brofists* S'up bro.
*looks up*
Cobwebs...
*Looks around*
Awkward silence
*Looks up*
I don't see any cobwebs... I see a bright light that is strangely inviting...
Cobwebs???
How did you know what the inside of my head is like Nix...
Do you know who is just as annoying as Drew now in this poxy thing... his brother!!
Blow them all f**king up.
If there is a beginning, there needs to be an end. If so, if the world started, the world must end...
Emerald, do NOT blow people up! That is cruel!
*Explosion in the distance*
*Faint screaming*
...
Well it's only my characters... I could always bring them back again.
*Tilts head*
Drew sounds like a very interesting werewolf... Do. Not. Blow. Him. Up.
Well how far have you actually read Dublin Daes??
The survivors guide the the myan appoclapse is very strange...
(I know half of that is incorrect!)
I have no idea... When reading it with the background, it's kinda hard...
Though I remember the brat wolves (after the warlock (I think)) the new wolves... Possibly a bit after that...
Nope, it's before!
Death...
*looks seriously pissed off*
Have you only read a few chapters??
I gotta go...
I'll talk to you and anyone else later on.
Love chus all xx
I read heaps ages ago! Then I got kicked off! It's not my fault! I think I got to...
*Thinks really, really, REALLY hard*
Where Natasha drinks Jessie's blood...
Bye!
Gtg!
Bye!!!
When your friend works out how to wipe out a whole Skype chat group (except the group leader), I get so excited and start to plot... C:
Well, of course you can wipe it out! Don't you press random buttons for the fun of it?!
Derek! I'm shocked! It's Maya! Not MayaNS!!! Maya is both the singular and plural form, like 'sheep'. 'Mayan' is the adjective form. The Mayan civilisation. There's no 'Mayans' Derek!!! :)
hey guys :) if anyones there ...
HI PEOPLE!
I HATE HOW ZATH AND NIX ARE ON LOADS NOW . . .
*rethinks* I mean, I LOVE how Zath and Nix are on loads now, BUT I HATE THAT I'M ALWAYS, LIKE, ASLEEP!!! OR FAILING THAT, AT PRISON!!!
*cries*
ALL I CAN SAY IS, YOU BETTER NOT DISAPPEAR OFF INTO NOT-BEING-ON LAND BEFORE THE HOLIDAYOSES. *glares threateningly*
AND IVY, LOL. I LOVE THE MISTY MOOSEY.
HI!
hey star!
Haven't spoken to Ieni in a while. :/
Melica, is your birthday tomorrow, or am I stupid?
. . . Scratch that, I'm always stupid. XD
no your not stupid! yeah it is :)
I CAN'T WRAP PRESENTS AT ALL
WHY ARE THINGS SO ODDLY SHAPED!? D:
YAY! I KNEW ONE THING!
I don't know anything. Usually when people say that I say, "You do. You know your name!" but I keep thinking my name's Star so no, I do not know my name. XD
Btw, my Great Getting-to-Sleep Expeiment worked, I think. I woke up with the laptop still on, my headphones pulled out and lying byside me, and the video stopped with that little swirly thing going round it . . . Plus I couldn't remember going to sleep or pulling the headphones out. That last thing I remember is listening to Conflict, but I can't remember the bridge . . .
SO I'M ASSUMING IT WORKED. *happiness*
Hi Scáth!
My brother and sister always get me to wrap stuff for them. I'm not good at it, it's just that they're terrible at it. *laughs*
Hello! :D
I think I'll get my sister to wrap it... It's only Quality Street because it's for Secret Santa.
Quality Street is odd shaped. :/
My brother and sister get me to wrap RECTANGLULAR stuff. *shakes head*
*IS
It was meant to have emphasis on the 'is,' to signify agreement.
I can wrap rectangular shaped presents.
Just, not odd shaped ones.
I REALLY HOPE THERE'S A SIGNING IN SHEFFIELD/DONCASTER/MANCHESTER NEXT YEAR, OR ALL THREE. BECAUSE I CAN GO TO SHEFF AND DONNY ON MY OWN AND THEN MANCHESTER IS CLOSE TO WHERE MY FRIEND LIVES AND ASRECD6VAWGRTAHJ
I know! Rectangles are the easiest!
Brb.
There's this video that has all the songs in The Sickness on it, only a section of songs come on for a second time at the end. :/
All the other albums by the same person are normal, too . . .
Oh yes, back.
Stupified always reminds me of trying to get to sleep. *laughs*
And, following on from what Kes was saying about Down With The Sickness, I think The Sickness is an album that grows on you. Zath was like, "The Sickness is the best album," and I was kinda, " . . . Meh," but now I, like, might be agreeing with him.
I say might. All of them are so awesome. *sobs*
. . . No, it's not a section of songs. It's the first few songs, but all out of order. :/
I'm doing a concert at school tonight. It will be glorious. *nods*
*laughs* Earlier today I heard the choir practising for the concert, and they were singing "He come from the glorious kingdom!"
And I thought, "He come from the shit-we're-all-dead kingdom! The kingdom where everyone is dead!" ANd then I was just laughing. :)
I think I get it. I think the repeated songs are live . . .
:/ NOT SURE.
. . . Yes, live performances, I think. *nods*
. . . No, I know. *listens to people cheering and screaming*
. . . The first two were similiar enough for me not to really notice, but Voices is really . . . really . . . odd . . .
*scowls* Down With The Sickness is also really odd.
Evening my little group of psychopaths!!
I just remembered that I have Skype so if anyone would like to add me: emerald.melody
How are we all tonight??
*nods*
have we died?
Well might as well show off how i can be civilised
So in gym this girl was being nasty. Four of us were playing badmitton, and you can guess who, so we're split evenly and all period basically goes well. Then this girl comes over standing behind us. We stop serving so we dont hit her, she gives us attitudr we tell her nicely we prefer for her to leave us. She gets nasty. The orginal four of us move together and then pkay, she gets closer and tries playing so we again ask her to leave and she gets nasty. Then mpves to hit the shuttlecock in the middle of the side Vinette and I were on, Vinette flips on her. She says something too bleeped to Vinette, Serphia gets the teacher. Hence I did not yell
EMERALD MELODY!!!!!!!!
You will be the Golden Godess
I will not!!!
Now stop lads I mean it, you'll get me in trouble...
Nah! You be fine xD
Hi people!
Hiya!!!
HELLO??? MASTER DEREK??? ANYONE?!
*falls to floor crying*
What a way to go.
HI!!!!
*tackles*
Ugh.
I'm not a hugger...
I thought you would have understood this by now.
Im sorry!
*gives chocolate*
No thank you. I dislike chocolate as well.
Oh my god.....really?
Absolutely.
What DO you like?
Fruit. Fish. Ice cream.
Ok i give you ice cream
Fine... Since I cannot seem to convince you otherwise.
*laughs*
i can smack you with shadows
You CAN...
But will you?
And even if you do, I hold all rights to just leave.
Which I dont want you to do.
Okay better subject do you celebrate christmas?
I feel it's a bit...
Well, inaccurate. It's been twisted from the original, and been turned into a buying or guilt fest, depending on if you got someone a present or not. I tend to stray from holidays.
Aah. I find it more of time for family
Im watching the news this little 3rd grader was telling his classmates his dad is a cop
Really? Interesting.
That whole thing at Sandy Hook shocks me. Im horrified yet saddened. Our school has us lock our doors during class
Hey guys!
It is very sad...
But I dislike talking about so many sad things.
Yea its really horrible... I can't think of how someone would even IMAGINE doing something like that....
I dunno Jubilanve. Howcould someone? I just dont know.
*sighs*
i wish Lord Vile or Darquesse got him...
The real world is never easy. Ever.
Reality hurts, happy land is fun
Oh tomorrow....
Wedmesday, Derek frolics in the meadow
*dies of laughter*
"I Wanna Dance With A Purple Leprechaun" would be a perfect title for a song.
You know what, I think I'll write this song.
I thank Derek Landy's blog for causing me to have this epic idea . . . . . .
YAY! :c)
I thank Derek for opening my mind to insanity, and my ego
Hmmm
Uno?
Yes!
I dedicate this page to the 20 children and 6 adults who died at Sandy Hook. The teachers who died guarding the children are angels. The teacher Miss Soto whom actually lied to the killer, she was a hero. The famalies of the dead I hope are able to cope. And the children....who died....angels.
nice ded
Thanks :)
Hey guys
Yesssssssssss! I can dress up as Dr. Rosalene! This is epic.
And now.....
*hangs a mistletoe above Persicious* HA! You have to kiss the ground now!
Persicious?
Oh Friday? Hiding under my bed praying I die quickly and painlessly, using my little Jackhuahua dog as protection....
Friday, watching volkeyball, thinking bout freedom, gonna stalk Blog in every class with wifi xD
*piofs off to bed*
Hi guys!
STAR, TODAY IN THE CAR MY DAD PLAYED ONE SONG OFF MY IPOD AND I MADE IT BE TEN THOUSAND FISTS, AND HE GAVE ME A WHOLE LECTURE ABOUT "goddamn" AND I WAS SO TEMPTED TO TELL HIM TO LISTEN TO DOWN WITH THE SICKNESS....
AND HE SAID THAT MOST OF THEIR FANS PROBABLY HAD UNHAPPY CHILDHOODS, WERE DEPRESSED, AND WORE BLACK ALK THE TIME AND I NEARLY DIED TRYING NOT TO LAUGH.
*ALL
HELLO!
HI THRUST!
How art thou? Fare thee well?
ghaa... goodbye. :(
"Does he still do that thing where he strokes bits of the TARDIS?"
"Yes, and I'm always like, 'Okay, do you want to be alone?'?"
I'm loving this School Reunion episode... Giles from Buffy is in it!
Awww.
You're leaving? Or do you think IM leaving?
If you're leaving, BYE :(, if you think IM leaving, I'm not.
Aaaaaand Giles ate the teachers.
Lovely.
Val, hi! And yes, that episode is epic!
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