How are we all?
Are we all nervous? Terrified, even? Are we all dreading December 21st, the last day on Earth as predicted by the Mayans? Although, as Jon Stewart pointed out on The Daily Show, the Mayans haven't exactly got the best track record as far as predicting the end of civilisations go... to wit, the Mayans...
But I digress.
So how will you be spending the last day on Earth? Will you be surrounded by loved ones? Will you be sobbing into a tub of ice cream? Will you, in fact, forget all about the end of the world because you still haven't got your Christmas shopping done?
Or will you be reading a very special end-of-the-world short story as posted on this very Blog- a short story that will ONLY be available on the 21st and 22nd before being taken down- in which Skulduggery and Valkyrie track down the cause of the world's destruction and do their very best to avert it? A short story called "The Button"?
Hmm? Is THAT what you'll be doing?
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«Oldest ‹Older 1801 – 2000 of 4954 Newer› Newest»Hi Kes!
I'm half expecting Buffy, Willow, and Xander to run in and save the day...
MEH
?
My website that I watch Doctor Who on isn't working...:(
Hi Nix!
Why MEH?
Hey everyone who's on!
Spike: Speaking of which, what's old blue doing over there?
Blue guy: I'm preparing.
Spike: Oh, that's interesting. Preparing looks an awful lot like sitting on your ass.
Hi Jubi!
Val, lovely, just...lovely.
Hi Kessie :)
Hi Val :)
How fare thee?
I fare well...? ;)
How about you?
Bona.
Although slightly annoyed because I realized that two of the songs I bought this morning have extremely mild profanity which my dad will get mad about if he sees, so I now have to delete.
aww that sucks..
Eh. Neither are any of my favourites by them.
What are your plans for the zombie apocalypse?
I'm gonna kill them all with my beam of death....
THEN im gunna be the only living human on earth. Then im gunna die.
OR the Zombies will just eat me like they would if it were realistic...
happiness
My weapon of choice is hotsauce. I'll let you figure out why.
is it because Zombies don't like hot sauce?
Nope. You pour it on other people and the zombies go after them instead. xD
OOOOOOO
that makes more sense...
but you could ALSO get something that they DONT like and go around with it everywhere, so they wouldn't go after you.
They might go after you since you're the one with the hot sauce... I don't think that you'd wanna take that chance
True...true.
Fine. Spatula.
I'm watching a YouTube video of my favourite band live, and someone threatened to eat the vocalist's kitten if he didn't sing a specific song...
That'd probably work better...
What, a spatula?
haha! that's actually kinda funny....
yea the spatula :P
The singer then said that he didn't have a kitten, he had two dogs, one of which was a chihuahua.
Someon ejust said "Please say Corey Watson or I'll slit your dog's throat..."
that's...nice
:P
Aye.
gtg, bye!
Hello?
Will be distant! reading Dublin Daes!
*Eyes Emerald's post yesterday*
Is it a bad thing that I have a giant styrafoam head that I'm using as a pencil holder? (Meaning which, of course, I stabbed pencils all throughout its head and drew eyes and a lightning bolt scar on it.)
Cain, you are on bizzare person...
*Looks around*
Where's the Bentley?!
I'm gone! Doctor Who!
Still distant but Phantom of the Opera at the Royal Albert (or something close to that) is amazing!!!!!!
*Fangirls*
I've benn up for 3 hours and it is 6:27pm here!!!!!!!
*Laughs*
Best night ever!!!!
*Cries*
I missed Sharky!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay! Me is bored!
*Thinks*
I shall create a... Big building! It will be similar to a church! But inside, half of it will be full of weapons and mystical stuff and the other is a ace to worship the Faceless Ones!
Like two story, bottom for weapons, top for praying!
*Starts planning*
What the hell???
Where is everyone?
No one has been on for 3 hours!!!
*appears*
Hi all! Or none!
Cain!!!!
*Waves frantically*
Are you here????
DEATH!!
*tacklehugs*
I'M HERE!!
CAIN!!!
*Gets tacklehugged*
No One had been on for forever! I though the zombies got you!
Sorry, bed time!
If the zombies found me, I doubt I would be dead.
Bye Death!!
Nah, I'm awake now... (More like took the iPod to bed...)
And the zombies *gestures to oncoming horde* are kinda cool! They have me a lollipop and pj with puppies on them!!!
Aw! Don't tell me you left!!!!
Damn you Cain!
*Walks over to zombie horde*
Hi guys! What's up?
*The zombies moan*
Yeah, Maccas is gross! I had it yesterday and then my tummy felt bad!
*Zobies swipe at face*
Well, that's kinda too far! It's not my fault my face is a hand magnet!
Sorry.
Was drawing a genderblend Jack Frost...
*raises eyebrow at zombie horde*
How did they get in?
I have no clue! They were just there...
*Shrugs*
They're cool!
*Hi-5's a zombies face*
*pokes a zombie's face*
Brb, dinner.
Okay!
Back!
*pokes another zombie's face*
Hello! How was your dinner?
Sorry for taking forever!! I was writing some fan fic on my blog!
*Looks at zombies*
Take me to your leader!
*Zombies take arms and gets dragged to a man sitting on a woman sitting on a chair with a handsome man at her feet*
Hi!
Okay, I'm really going to sleep now!!!!
Goodnight!!!!!!
*Skips away with the zombie leader's head*
*laughs as zombie leader's body stumbles into the lake*
Bye Death!!
All right, you are all mad.
Wow. Exactly one hour after Miss Cain's comment.
Hi Sep!
If you're still here...
OHMYGODITSSNOWINGOUTSIDE!!!!
Please let there be no school... please let there be no school... please let there be no school...
*scowls*
Dammit, they didn't cancel school....
But yay, Mum's letting me stay home for an extra hour because she doesn't want me to walk in the snow! Yay!
Wow.
Jack Frost is distracting...
...hello?
Hello, Miss Cain! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
How is you?
Ieni!
*is ninjaeroplanetacklehugged*
I'm good!!
Yourself?
Ah, nice:) I'm tired, because I didn't get to bed until late last night, because of a school concert, but I'm all happy and stuff and my mini Christmas tree is up in my room and I got 7 prezzies so far to go under it and now I'm doing my Geography homework and we have a church service at school tomorrow, which will be boring and then there's a French test I haven't done anything for and then my hand went all weird in English and I couldn't grip my pen properly and oops, I didn't mean to write this much...
I'm in a weird mood today..
Weird moods are weird.
Well, all I've got to say is that today I finally managed to do my SP collage and a Jack Frost genderbend.
I'll be iceskating with my friends Ooooh, maybe the ice will crack in to a gaping chasm and swallow us all?!?!?! I really shouldn't be exited about that.....
Hi Serafina!
And getting excited about that is perfectly normal for people who've seen Rise Of The Guardians.
Ooo, yay! What's a genderband?
Serafina! I don't think we've met! Hey! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
I went to go see the Hobbit on Sunday:)
Wait.
I don't even know if you've seen RotG...
*shrugs*
I'm going to assume that everyone has, as I'm slighty obsessed with RotG right now...
JACK FROST IS SO... *MELTS*
Genderbend is when you take a male character and adjust them into a female character and vise versa.
I haven't seen it:( My friend really wants to go see it, but I'm not that interested...:/
Ah...okay:)
hey anyone there?
just great...
Hi Mel!
I really really want to stay on, but I have to go.
Bye!
the one day its my birthday and Im all alone...
SOMEONE REBLOGS EVERYTHING I POST AND EVERYTHING I REBLOG
WHY
oh hey!
Happy Birthday, Mel!
*ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
Wbd/Msd.
Oops. Burning myself on that wasn't a good idea...
aww thanks! how did you know? pah! I feel so much wiser...
Happy birthday, Mel!
Sorry for being distanttt. TUMBLRRRRRR <3
HI PEOPLE!
I want to go to sleep. I know it's quatre to six in the evening, but still. I didn't get to sleep for ages last night and it's almostalmostalmostALMOST the end of term and I'm TIRED.
So, go to sleep, Ink.
I can't, you dipstickle. I haven't had tea - I mean dinner - yet.
Oh, yeah . . . Sorry, I'm tired. And I have a cough. And a cold. *nods*
. . . Yes, I know . . .
Really? You know? How?
*sighs* I'm you?
Oh, yeah . . .
Hi star, Luce, mel and Ieni.
Nice name change btw.
hey Eden! aww thanks for all the birthday wishes, I feel so loved :D
Clover! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
How's you?
Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *ninjaeroplanetacklehugs*
:( Hope it gets better:(
Eden! Hi! *hugs*
Thankyou:)
How are you?
Hello, Eden! :)
HELLO STARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! :D
Oh, God. Anyone heard about the Lost Prophets band member thing?
My friend's friend was one of the people attacked and my friend knew about it months beforehand and told her parents, but they didn't believe her.
*Starts singing Happy Birthday really loudly and out of tune*
Cake, we need cake! What flavour, Mel?
I'm grand.
I have been having a small argument with my mom because of what she thinks is a bad test result (88%).
Other than that I am grand, I have three more Christmas tests and I ge off at half ten on Friday.
all of the flavours that birthday cakes have like vanilla, chocolate and other things...
*coughs* STUPID. COUGHING.
HI EDEN, IENI, SCÁTH!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MELICA! :)
I don't know who the lost prophets are but happy birthday Melica.
Anything strange happen in real life or on the blog?
I have seen comments from two people I don't know,
A jubilance glee and a Serifina Mothwing.
How is 88% bad? I got 82% in my last maths test and I was just meh. What subject was it?
Yay! I think I have a few more assessments too...
Not, much Eden, it's all meh:)
Yay!
*Goes off too make birthday cake for Mel*
*Returns*
Taaa Daaa!
First slice to Mel!
Business studies.
I have to go so bye! :D
MY TUMBLR IS DEAD D:
how
w h y
no.
Dibs what ever cream or chocolate that's left on the plate the cakes on.
Damn it mel left.
More cake for me!
G2g
Bye ieni
:( FOURS IENI!
Hello, another person I don't know.
Bye, Ieni! *hugs* STOP STALKING ME ON TUMBLR!
Hello, Dem! :D
I'm Star, btw. This is my other email account. Sorry, I was looking at my contacts on this email address.
My sister uses this account to talk on the blog occasionally.
Oh, hello again Star! :)
I did wonder why Dem was online :P
Okay,
* thinks of how strange Blogland has become*
*laughs* I know, usually I say she's coming on, don't I?
DAMN COUGHING.
Hey, Necromancy is death magic. So are they constantly feeling the deaths of bacteria and cells etc.?
The above comment would seem random to someone who didn't know my thought processes. As none of you are Artemis Fowl - coughing is caused by pathogens, pathogens live, I wanted my virus or whatever to die so I would stop coughing, I imagined them all dying, I wondered what could make them all die, my thoughts wandered to Necromancy.
Hey, I randomly yelled, "Necromancy!" in Games today. Well, I was saying "Pass it!" over and over and over because we were passing the ball to each other in partners (we were playing hockey, btw) because I felt like it, and it sounded a bit like passage, so I started saying passage, then I though of the Passage and yelled, "Necromancers!"
My friends generally just ignore my when I start being random, coz they're used to it, so my partner who I was passing with didn't question me. :/
Thought processes take a long time to write out . . .
*coughs*
That's a strangely logical thought process for you, Star...
And in Games today my hand was physically hurting from the cold. :(
*almost randomly shouts sister's name before remembering is ouldn't post it on the ineternet*
Does anybody else randomly say people's names for no reason? No? I do. Usually I say my brother or sister's name, and they go, "What?" and I go, "Nothing." I imagine it's rather irritating. :/
MY THOUGHT PROCESSES ARE ALWAYS LOGICAL. IT'S JUST NOT EVERYBODY'S ARTEMIS FOWL.
"You need to find a way out, Holly."
Holly almost giggled. Driving the Cupid out of here woukd mean wilfully destroying an entire LEP installation. She would not just be tearing up the rulebook, she would be shredding the pages then mixing them with troll dung, baking the concoction and tossing the biscuits on a campfire.
"Dung bsicuits," she muttered, which made no sense if you didn't know her train of thought.
"You may be making dung biscuits of the rulebook," said Artemis, who could apparently tarck trains of thought, "but Opal must be stopped for all our sakes."
^^^And my name's Holly, also. *laughs*
*biscuits
My mum just took the mini laptop off me. :/
So hello, phoney.
*is reminded of River*
Okay?
*shakes discombobulated head*
Sorry. Randomness . . .
I ALMOST FORGOT:
ZATH IS FREAKING AMAZING AND HE'S PERFECT AND ASDFGHJKL; he's like family to me. He's bloody brilliant
Okay
*thinks of the randomness overload on the way*
I don't know Zath as well as you do. But I can agree with you. :)
Why do all these girls who are fine eating pork and beef and chicken and whatever not like eating lamb because lambs are cute? It's stupid and discriminating! Why should lambs be given special treatment just coz they're CUTE?
*coughs* Sorry, that was also random is you couldn't follow my train of thought. Unless any of you are email hackers, I'm guessing you couldn't.
I know, I think it's stupid that most of the cute animals taste nice.
IF YOU WANT TO BE CUTE BE. JUST DON'T BE SO DAMN DELICIOUS!
*scarfs down a lamb chop*
*laughs*
Star, you're amazing.
...
Ooh.
Idea.
New Years blogpost idea :3
But why should we not eat them coz of how they look? It's diwcrimination and unfair to the other animals!
*discrimination
:) :) :) THANK YOU, SCÁTH! It's nice to know I don't irritate EVERYBODY. :P
And blogpost. Yay!
I should make a Blogland Christmas card. *groans*
Just don't ask me to draw you all. I decided I am going to invent a policy never to draw people I haven't seen. Unless stickfigures count.
I want Adrobe Flash. Adrobe Flash and Photoshop. *starry eyes*
At least there's a chance I'll GET Photoshop. c:
It's kinda silly really seeing as I'm not really planning to take IT or Art for GCSE. Though I might take Art. But I really do want Flash and Photoshop. :(
Photoshop more, however. Yayz.
Remember when Zath used to say Yay2a?
I'm not being random on purpose, honest. Just, if I think of something I could tell you, I say it.
I'm probably going to get an amazon and an iTunes voucher but I got some money off my nana so I'm going to buy myself a 500 gb external hard drive.
My coughing just made my tear the felt I was sewing. *sighs*
It's easily torn. Usually I can just sew it on fine, though.
*lightbulb moment* OOH.
c:
That's good. :)
NOTHING'S FINE I'M TORN!
Star draw MEEEEEEEEE :D
I'm all alone... There's no-one heeeeere besiiiiiiide meeeeeee...
I'm just gonna talk to myself.
Interviewer: Did any of you lads ever have an imaginary friend?
Louis: Niall has, haven't you?
Niall: No. That fella's real.
Oooooh. Kirsty attacked Ty! :0
Why am I watching this...
I LIKE WAFFLES.
Niall: Zayn's the mysterious one. I never know what he's thinking.
Zayn: Sheep.
*laughs*
HI MARA!!!!
There's this poem my mum used to read to me (she used to read my poetry), and part of it goes:
'Have you been a good girl?
Have you been a good girl?
Have you been a good girl, Jane?'
So, Mara-Jane-person, have you been a good girl? XD
*me
... No. No, I haven't.
I have been a very bad girl. Kinda.
Awesome. :)
*grins at the unrealism of Charlotte's Web* I dunno how old Fern was at the beginning, but if she was old enough to fancy a boy a year later, then when she swore that animals spoke the doctor most likely wouldn't have gone, "Oh, she'll grow out of it." Fern'd've probs been diagnosed with some mental disorder.
Probably schizophrenia. *nods wisely*
Star, that's scaru. I'm reading that right now.
*in tune of poem* How have you been a bad girl, Jane?
*scary
. . . What???
Really???
O_O
I TOLD YOU TELEPATHY EXISTED! I haven't read Charlotte's Web in years. Not even come near it in years. No idea why I started thinking of it. IT WAS TELEPATHY, I TELL YOU.
BECAUSE I STOLE A LOLLIPOP OKAY?!
. . . O_O
Or you're just stalking me... O.o
Msd
YESSSSSSSS. I'M A STALKERRRRRRR.
Also msd. :(
WHERE AM I NOW. *looks around*
PS: I am totally not in my car with dad talking to you on my phone.
*looks through secret spy cameras* AHA! You're in the car with your dad talking to my on your phone!
STALKER. O.O
Hey, is that you out the window? HI STAR!
SORRY I VANISHED!
*waves at window* HI MARA!
HI SCÁTH!
I vanish att. *nods guiltily*
Hey Luci!
Msd very soon, battery running out :(
hey "SUPERNINJAHUGZ" everyone
OMG STAR! DO SEE ME RAPPING TO TROUBLEMAKER? I'm just awesome LIKE A BOSS.
*runs in laughing hysterically*
i have been trusted with knives :D
Omg.
Kessie just emailed me about the hacker O.<
The hacker?
I NEED TO CONVINCE SOMEONE TO LET ME BUY THESE BOOKS BECAUSE AUSSIE SP BOOKS
My English teacher shocked herself twice on thespeakers on her computer because we were gonna listen to The Raven
Ask Kessie. She said everyone is panicking.
Im on my iPad....so what exactly is he gonna do? I never use my emails on the computer
Apparently he wipes your computer/iPad/phone COMPLETELY.
Yeah ok. Its not exactly something im concerned about
EDEN!!!
Damn it! Damn it! Damn it!
*Curses repeatedly*
How the hell did I miss him?!
*Cries*
Well, I'm going to be annoying and get first on the next page!
*hums Safe and Sound*
Thissongwillnotleavemyhead
*Dances*
I dedicate this page to the return of my dear Eden!
Heyy, Death~! *hugs*
Thanks Lucy!
How are we?
I mean like thanks for giving me the first spot!
Hi people!
Hi Grief! I have changed my name! Yay!
What's up?
I'm uber upset about missing Eden last night!!
Otherwise, I'm good and as tired as hell!
Shall be distant...
I'm good. A little bored because I'm not needed in rehearsal right now, but whatever.
Also my Santa hat got washed!!!
What are you rehearsing?
I'm in Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe.
I'm Mr. Tumnus :D
Jubilance is Maugrim (evil)
Where are you? I'm an Ameriminion.
(not a freaky old man stalker. Just asking)
I'm an Aussie Minion!
Cool! What time is it for you?
AMERIMINION, AUSSIMINION AND AN ENGLANDIMINION
how strange
It's so weird for an Aussie, American and an UK minions to be online at the same time! :o
8:40am
You?
I should still be in bed until like, I dunno... Four more hours?
4:41 PM.
Jubi says hi.
Death says Hi!!! Back
Yes Dad gave me the confirmation for my package xD sent to HC....i cant WAIT my guess: April-May
What's in the package?
Letter to Derek, drawing I drew and my Scepter of The Ancients book, one of 2 copies
15 minutes left of rehearsal. And I haven't done anything. For the fifth time in the last two weeks.
Joyness. (note sarcasm)
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