Tuesday, October 23, 2012

Happy Birthday to Meeeee


(I'm not exactly sure WHERE this image came from. Andrew, from my agent's office, sent this to me this morning. Haven't a clue where he found it, but it is AWESOME.)


Hullo there.

It's my 38th birthday.

First of all, thank you for all the birthday wishes I've been reading online. You care, you really care... sniffle... It almost made up for the fact that I will have no birthday cake today, and I have no one to sing me happy birthday. But that's fine. That's okay. I was woken up this morning by a birthday text, which would have started my day off with a smile were it not for the fact that the text was from O2, my phone provider...

Even so, thank you, O2. It's nice to know you care.

Before you feel TOO sorry for me, I celebrated my birthday last Saturday, when we combined it with a Halloween party because three of my nieces will be down the country on Halloween night. So, y'know... my birthday was hijacked by three princesses and a pirate. But that's fine.

So, what did I GET for my birthday? I shall tell you. I got a remote controlled toy car! From my brother and sisters! They got me a remote controlled toy car! Yes! They did! For no reason! For no reason I can possibly comprehend, they got me a remote controlled toy car! Thank you, brother and sisters! Just what I've always wanted but could never put into words! Joy of joys!

So, after picking myself up from the floor, it was my mother's turn to give me the present from my folks. It was a shirt! A shirt! A blue shirt! But not just any kind of blue shirt! A blue denim shirt! DENIM! The most awesome material you could possibly make a shirt FROM! A blue denim shirt!

Truly, I am blessed. It's not like when their birthdays come around I buy them computers or TVs or designer handbags. Nope. That's not what happens at all.

So you wait, my family! You just wait till your birthdays roll around again! You cannot BEGIN to guess what WONDER of a present I shall be buying you!

Joy of joys!


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Anonymous said...

Actually, replace Scapegrace-Dusk with Nye-Kenspeckle-Clarabelle

Anonymous said...

http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/ol/B0084QS9GO/ref=aw_d_ol?qid=1351132638&sr=8-79


Take careful note of the price.

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Large price tag. Top 5 favorite characters...
Fletcher Renn
Doctor Nye
Solomon Wreath
Baron Vengeous
And... Dexter Vex

Least favorite...
Billy-Ray Sanguine
Scapegrace
Craven
Caelan
Sean

Anonymous said...

Which Baron?
Least favorite

Kitana
Beryl
Arthur Dagan
Craven
The White Cleaver
(I think.)

Anonymous said...

I liked Sean. And I LOVE Scapegrace. Just the way Derek keeps making him more and more ridiculous. xD

Anonymous said...

Nope, Prave instead of the White Cleaver. And Crux instead of Dagan

Anonymous said...

I've got to go to bed, bye!

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

My next favorite characters are (I'm excluding Valkryie and Skulduggery-and Vile and Darquesse-from this list by the way)…
Melancholia St Clair
Ghastly Bespoke
Beryl Edgley
Kenspeckle Grouse
China Sorrows

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

Bye!

zepher cain said...

how can you like beryl, honestly...???

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

OMG! happy birthday Derek, for Tuesday! i was busy so.... yeah... soz:(

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

:(((

i finally have time to come on here, but then nobody's here.... :(

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

apprantly nobody is here.... :(

oh well.... gotta go soon... i think:(

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

i changed my profile pic!!!

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

ugh have to leave soon, again! sad!!! :( anyone here on twitter??

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

am leaving now.... but might come back, if anyone replies... bye to nothing!!!!!

Helena Ember Sky said...

I'm pretty sure that Benedict Cumberbatch is 38 too...

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

Hey Helena!!!!

Helena Ember Sky said...

Hey Fire!

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

Do u hav a Facebook or twitter account?

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

Cus it's kinda hard to access here on my phone.... And I want to talk w/ some1....

Helena Ember Sky said...

Both actually.

Drew O'Connor said...

Good Morning psychopaths!

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

Oh! Cus most people here don't have any of them....:(

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

Hey Em!!!!!

Helena Ember Sky said...

EMERALD!

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

So, anyone going to be watching beauty and the geek?

Drew O'Connor said...

How are we this morning?

Mistical Future said...

Hi All!

How is everyone?

Drew O'Connor said...

Hey Mist! I'm glad you liked my Skulduggery Dream Cast.

And I appreciate the comment you left.

Mistical Future said...

Hi Dancing Fire I don't think we've met before! *shakes hand*

How are u?

Mistical Future said...

Yea sorry i might of been a bit over the top but that's how i imagien how the cast should be

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

Hey Mist! *shakes hand* nice to meet you!

And good... But it's night here in AUS:)

Drew O'Connor said...

Ah I see lol

No Mist you were fine, I wasn't expecting people to agree with all my choices lol

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

Agree on what??

Helena Ember Sky said...

Oh sorry, bye!

Mistical Future said...

Her dream cast for an SP movie

Mistical Future said...

Her dream cast for an SP movie

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

Bye Helena!

Drew O'Connor said...

On my blog I put up my ultimate Skulduggery Dream Movie Cast

warningdonotenterthismind.blogspot.ie

Have a look and see what you think

Mistical Future said...

Bye Hell!

have a good day/night!!!

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

Oh. I wonder who's playing who....

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

Kay Em:)

Mistical Future said...

So ... what'e everyone doing?

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

Trying not to go deaf by my sisters weird laughing....

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

It's terrible!!!

Drew O'Connor said...

Typing up my Dublin Daes chapters cause I'm only 2 chapters away from finishing my first novel!

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

She finally stopped laughing, and then, there it goes again!

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

Really! OMG!! Congrats!

Drew O'Connor said...

I know well for my DDs they will be devastated because it's over.

I've been asked to do a book 2...

It's just all peer pressure really lol

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

You know, u can post the story on this website and then the whole world can read it. And they can vote, comment! I love that site!

Drew O'Connor said...

Well I already have a blog for it, which was terrifying to begin with lol

I think a blog is good enough for me at the moment lol

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

Yea:) lol:D

Mistical Future said...

brb dinner then bath

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

Kk Mist:)

Drew O'Connor said...

Did you see the SP movie cast post Dancing??

What do you think??

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

Sorry I went out a bit. I was watching beauty and the geek. And I'm about to. It's loading:)

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

I really like it! I just posted a comment:)! I really like the cast but I think Val and Fletcher is a bit old..... But I like them:)

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

Gtg. Bye! I might come bak tomorrow, but I might not. I've already went by my phone bill by like 3 hundred.... I hope not. The last time that happened, I was threatened to be disconnected!!!! Anyways, Bye!!!!! And good night blogger:)

Mistical Future said...

Bye DF! Have a good night!

Eve the ROCK said...

Remember all the thing that you and I did first? And now you're doing them with HER! You got me got me like this!

Blah blah blah bling bluh bluh bloo blee quiet
Something something something something you be quiet
I want you back
I want you back
Want want you
Want you back

ClockworkFallenAngel said...

I do remember what you and I did first. Thanks for flattering me with all of those 'want ou back's but I'm afraid that I'd have to decline your offer.

Lavinia scarlet said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEREK!!!

Lynxia Lost said...

Hello? Is anyone here??

Also, HAPPY BIRTHDAY MASTER DEREK!!!

Lynxia Lost said...

Oh, I'd forgotten my picture was Nico! Ah, Nico... <3

Star Inkbright said...

IT'S HALF TERM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

SO HAPPY. :D

OMGG guess what just happened!!!!!!

My brother (who is eight, btw, and in year four) asked me to tell him all the number plate numbers I knew, then:

Me: *walks in to my bedroom and starts looking in drawers* You're collecting number plates?

Brother: *follows me* Yes.

Me: Cool. I used to collect number plates too, y'know.

Brother: You DID?

Me: Yeah. In year four . . . *realises that's the same year he's in now*

IT WAS SO FUNNY AT THE TIME.

Plus he has the same teacher now that I did in year four!!!!!

And we both had the idea of writing them down in a notebook!!!!!!

SO. FREAKY. O_O

Lynxia Lost said...

STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tackle hugs*

I have not seen you in soooooooooooooo long!! That is actually pretty funny!! It's my last day tomorrow, then a whole week of nothing!!

Star Inkbright said...

HI LYNXIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

I've missed you. :( If you were an Aussie, I'd've named a time period after you and it would be one that has ALREADY ENDED. :(

Lynxia Lost said...

... A time period after me? Why only if I was an Aussie?

Btw, I've just posted on the BUbble.

Star Inkbright said...

AND TO MAKE IT FREAKIER, HIS FIRST NUMBER PLATE WAS YY05 SOMETHING, AND MINE WAS YY06 SOMETHING!!!!!

Lynxia Lost said...

... *cue EastEnders theme tune*

Star Inkbright said...

BECAUSE, I've named a few time period after Aussies. I told any Aussie who happened to read my comment where I said it that if they came on often, I'd name the current time period after them. IT'S INCENTIVE, Y'SEE.

My time periods only go back to just before I first came on though. And they overlap. Got the Sparky Period, the ZathandNixandEve Period, the NixandEve Period, and the Death Period. Because I think of times like that in my mind . . .

Lynxia Lost said...

Fair enough, seems like a good reason to me.

Star Inkbright said...

AND NOW WE HAVE NO REGULAR AUSSIMINIONS THAT STAND OUT IN MY MIND, so I declare this time period the Nothing Period. :(

Have you heard of OTOA, Lynxia? I guess you won't have.

Luciana said...

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Star Inkbright said...

Thanks. :)

Lynxia Lost said...

OTOA??


LUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *hugs*

Star Inkbright said...

LUSCATHIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

The letter O is larger than the letter A. GOOOOOD. Takes less of them to fill the screen. :)

Lynxia Lost said...

... I'm confuzzled...

Star Inkbright said...

OTOA = Operation Take Over America. Derek fired Zaf from her position as Grand Mage so now we've gathered a group of minions together to kill Bisahalini and reinstate Zaf. We officially strike this Sunday. I'm Lead Recruitment Officer. :)

Join us? *puppy dog eyes*

Lynxia Lost said...

I'll see if I can make it. I'll sure as Hell try!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvnIFo3xMfY&feature=related

One day, I want to be able sing this well and fast.

Star Inkbright said...

HOW DARE YOU BE CONFUZZLED??? *is confuzzled*

Lynxia Lost said...

By the O and A thing but it doesn't matter.

Star Inkbright said...

AWESOME. :D

You want a job in OTOA? You can be . . . anything you can think of which isn't already taken . . .

Star Inkbright said...

I don't like filling the screen with letters such as A and O as on my phone I have to tap out every letter individually.

So Os are better for screen-filling as they're larger and take up more room.

Lynxia Lost said...

I want to be the Leftennent of Stealth! I can get us in and out, low fuss and minimal deaths. *evil smile* Cross my heart.

Star Inkbright said...

*wears pan full of melting marshmallows as hat* THIS HAT REMINDS PEOPLE THAT I AM OFFICALLY WISE.

I THINK.

Star Inkbright said...

AWESOME. Leftennent of Stealth. *files it in memory*

Lynxia Lost said...

Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *puts on cloak of eternal darkness* He he he he he...

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Hey Lynxia! Hey Star! *hugs*
My headache's gone away now *yay*. I think it was, because I was sitting on my bed with comfy pillows reading S.P 1 *yay*

Star Inkbright said...

*puts of clock of eternal bananas* Ha ha ha ha ha...

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, I'M A COPYCAT! I MOST CERTAINLY AM NOT! I'M A COPYBUNNY! *copies a random bunny that happens to be next to me* See? *nibbles on a carrot*

AND NOT ONLY AM I A COPYBUNNY, I AM A BUNNYCOPIER! *hands Lynxia the copy of a bunny* I'm better than a photocopier because a photocopier can only make still 2D bunnies! I can make moving 3D ones!

Luciana said...

Sorry for being distant.

My last comment disappeared. :S

I'm not rewriting it. I don't know what I said...

Lynxia Lost said...

*stares at YouTube video* DA FUQ LUKA!!! YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO MIKU!!!!!!!!!!

*coughs* Sorry, it's Scissorsloid getting to me...

Star Inkbright said...

IENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!

And Is are even worse than As. D:

Look:

OOOOO
AAAAA
IIIII

Os are over double tge width of Is!

Star Inkbright said...

Dat ist okay, Scathyo. How are you, anyways?

Actually, how is EVERYBODY, anyways?

Glad you're headache's gone Ieni. :)

Star Inkbright said...

*on cloak

Luciana said...

My head hurts.

I had to do a lot of practice papers for languages today. Apparently I'm the best at French and Spanish in the school out of all the students. Which is good, I guess.

Lynxia Lost said...

I'm pretty good, actually...

Lynxia Lost said...

*hugs sister* Congrats Luce!! I had German today, which I'm pretty good at. I'm glad you're good at languages! Makes up for me being terrible!! XD

Luciana said...

*hugs Lynxiaaaaaaaaa*

Thanks, I think.

I don't really think of it as much...

I've always been a linguist. English, French, Spanish...

They wouldn't let me study German... :/

Everyone says I study Mathematics as though it's another language, purely because of my methods of working things out...

My sister is naturally good at Mathematics, so she's good at languages because she applies formulae to them. I'm naturally good at languages, so I treat Mathematics as another language.

Star Inkbright said...

GAHHHHH. Is there a time when nobody has headaches? :(

Hope you did well Scath. Betcha will.

And I know your surname is Scáth; I'm not calling you by your surname, I'm calling you an abbreviation of Luscathio . . .

Sorry.

Lynxia Lost said...

I wish I was as good as you. I suck at maths... :(

Star Inkbright said...

*smiles* I treat Maths as Maths and Languages as Languages . . . *frowns*

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Hey Luciana! *hugs*
I think I found you on Tumblr *bad impression of astalker face ;)*
I'm okay at most things, but not espicially good in much..
Sorry if I'm distant, I'm talking to some of my old friends from middle school on Facebook at the same time.
Omg, I need to tell you what happened on the bus today!...I'll do it in another comment ;P

Lynxia Lost said...

I'M OTAKU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luciana said...

I know I did well.

We got the results today.

I got 35/35 on the Foundation Listening paper. Then I got 38/40 on the Higher Listening, which I barely understood. Then the Higher Reading, which we only got 20 minutes for - even though we should have 50 - I got 35/40 on because I didn't have time to finish it completely. Which was irritating...

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

Basically, first we went a different route, missing a stop where these people were, so they were late for school. Then we went past the school and went driving round for 5-10 mins before we got there again.
Not that interesting, but meh.

Lynxia Lost said...

That's great Luce!! You should be proud of yourself!!

Star Inkbright said...

*throws Jaffa Cakes at the bunnies* WE HAVE FOUR ENGLIMINIONS ON AT THE SAME TIME AND I KNOW THEM ALL, PLUS NOBODY ELSE IS ON. MIRACLE. *phones the Daily Mail* Excuse me, I have some really incredible news to tell you, I think you'll want this as your front oage tomorrow . . .

Luciana said...

Maths, English Language, English Lit., French, Spanish and Physics A*.

Biology, Chemistry, History, I.C.T, Food Tech., and R.E A.

They're what I usually work at. Though I got a B in Chem, Bio and R.E exams because of certain issues and they said it was a miracle I got even a B given the circumstances...

*shrugs* I should probably revise one day...I might actually do ok, then...

Lynxia Lost said...

I have to go now guys, I'll try and be here this weekend!!! *hugs and shadow walks*

Luciana said...

Bye, Lynxia! *hugs* Cya later.

Star Inkbright said...

*page

THAT'S REALLY GOOD, SCATHIO!

LUCKY YOU IENI! Did I tell you that even though it takes our buses fifteen minutes to get from the first bus stop, round the other bus stops, and to school, in 2010 we were once on the bus 2 hours coz of the snow?

Luciana said...

I have to go for my tea. I'll be back later.

*hugs*

TTYL! X

Star Inkbright said...

FOURS, LYNXIA! :)

AND THEN THERE WERE . . . Uh . . . *counts* THREE!

Star Inkbright said...

FOURS LUSCATHIO!

AND THEN THERE WERE TWO!

Star Inkbright said...

I love half term.

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

My other comment went walkies -_-
Bye Lynxia! :(
That's amazing Luciana! Wish I could be that clever!
Bye Luciana! :(
It takes 35 mins from the bus station to the school I think, but I'm only on it for 20 mins.

Star Inkbright said...

Something some something some somthing,
And Tiggers are wonderful things,
Their legs are made out of rubber,
Their tails are made out of springs,
They're bouncy bouncy bouncy bouncy fun fun fun fun fun!
And the most wonderful thing about Tiggers is . . .
IIIIIIIIII'M the only one!
I'm the only one!

*is amazed I remember (most of) that* A long time before I was a Whovian, I was a Poohvian. *nods*

(See what I did there? Of course you did. You're not stupid. In other words, you're not meeeeeee. :) )

Star Inkbright said...

We're really near to the school. But we have dangerous roads and no paths, so the walking route is, as of this year's calculations, over three miles. :)

Ieni Strider (Ieni The Ninja Aeroplane, Eater of Fabi's armses) said...

You'd be amazed how stupid I can get..
Last day of school tommorow for half-term *yay*
Loads of my friends a poohvians.
I live about 5 miles away from school or something.
I'm going to disappear for dinner in a few minutes :(
And then there was 1...sorry about that..

Star Inkbright said...

AND THEN THERE WERE TWELVE!

. . . If you count the bunnies. XD

Sorry. Feeling lunaticy, today.

Momo said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEREK LANDY!
FELIZ NAVIDAD!
HERZLICHEN GLÃœCKWUNSCH!
MOBAREK!

>Taira

Star Inkbright said...

AND THEN THERE WAS ONE LITTLE OCTOPUS IN A SEA OF BUNNIES, YES . . . :(

FOURS!

Star Inkbright said...

TaNight, are you One? Because if you are One and I am One as well, which I am, THEN THERE WERE TWO!

Star Inkbright said...

Nope, TaNight is NONE.

AND THEN THERE WAS ONE AGAIN.

Star Inkbright said...

GTG!

AND THE THERE WERE NONE. :(

BBL.

Luciana said...

I'm not that clever... I'm rather dense.

Only an idiot would mess up as much I do...

Oh, yeah... I'm back, by the way...

Inky Flame said...

hello
i am officially spooked

Inky Flame said...

Im still here.....

Luciana said...

...Hello?

Inky Flame said...

Hey Luciana

Luciana said...

Hello, Chloe! How are you? :D

Inky Flame said...

Im fine thnx, u?

Inky Flame said...

Im fine thnx, u?

Luciana said...

I'm okish, thanks for asking.

I'll be distant, I'm writing something important...

Luciana said...

I'm okish, thanks for asking.

I'll be distant, I'm writing something important...

Inky Flame said...

Kk

Inky Flame said...

Jey Kallista

Inky Flame said...

how r u?

Inky Flame said...

*dances to feedback*

Inky Flame said...

*starts to read on wattpad*

Inky Flame said...

1st

Luciana said...

I'm so tireddddd.

But I need to write this.

I want you all to know that Em is magnificent. I love her so much. She's a genius!

Inky Flame said...

Do you want to do the ded Kallister, i did one yesterday
i had a poem published once

Inky Flame said...

*munchs on cookie* Im fine thnx,
yep im on wattpad, i have 2 stories on there

Luciana said...

Nice dedication, Kallista.

...

This writing isn't going anywhere.

I'm useless. *hits head against a tree* why can't I think!?

Inky Flame said...

thats ok *claps* good ded!

Inky Flame said...

Um, i am new on there
i have 2 chapters on one, its the same story on my blog, its made up fantasy story, but with some references from skulduggery and my other story is small valduggery chapters,(I know some people dont agree with valduggery)

Inky Flame said...

thats on wattpad
on my fantasy story blog on here i have 3 chapters but my valduggery one is dead and not that great

Anonymous said...

Haylo!

Anonymous said...

*takes cupcake* Hey Kal!

Inky Flame said...

*takes plate of pancakes*
Hey Kestrel

Anonymous said...

Chloe! *hugs*

Luciana said...

Kessssssssssssss! *tackle hugs*

Hello!

Inky Flame said...

*hugs ten times harder*
how have ya been?

Anonymous said...

Ah! *falls over from tacklehug*

HI L.! How is you? Kal left the dedication from last page to you...

Luciana said...

I'm okish. This thing I'm writing is really depressing. :/ Needs to be said, though.

Oh? I didn't notice... *shrugs* Not too bothered, though.

Anonymous said...

What're you writing?

Chloe, have you heard the song Enough by Disturbed?

Inky Flame said...

no i havent ill listen to it though
i have to go my lil bro wants the pc, byii

Anonymous said...

Bye!

Luciana said...

Bye, Chloe!

Some sort of journal type thing... I don't really know how to describe it. But it's supposed to help me.

Anonymous said...

Oh.

Luciana said...

I have to write about the past few months. Starting from when I thought up the BA... Up to today. :)

Anonymous said...

BA? And if you don't want to answer my idiotic questions, you don't have to. :)

Luciana said...

Blogland Awards

Did you come to Blogland after the BA? I think you did...

Anonymous said...

Yeah. I think so anyway. Probably, since I don't remember them. I have to go, bye!

Luciana said...

Bye, Kes!

Unknown said...

Happy Birthday Derek!!! :D hope yuo had a good one! HAPPY HALLOWE'EN EVERYONE! Midterm break tommorrow!!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Where are the others??? *screams* dont leave me....Zafira no like lonliness

(i know i referred to myself in third person but its epic

Luciana said...

Zaaaaaaaffffffffffffffff!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Luuuuuuuccccceeeeee

Luciana said...

How are you?

Wbd, by the way.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Im good sorry had to help mom

Star Inkbright said...

FENCING IS SO DIFFICULT. :(

Star Inkbright said...

You Americans are so American. :)

Star Inkbright said...

"I want a negotiator. Someone who can make descisions. Not some no-ranker who has to run off back to base after every demand. Understood?"
"Fine. That is, I'm sure it will be fine. Unfortunately I'm one of those no-rankers. So, you see, I can't actually guarantee it will be fine . . . "

I'M SURE YOU ALL RECOGNISE THAT QUOTE. :) IF NOT, GO READ ARTEMIS FOWL.

Star Inkbright said...

I'll still be distantly here until I say I leave . . .

Luciana said...

Sorry I'm really distant...

Just getting yelled at again, because I can't do a single thing right. Yay.

Msd...

Star Inkbright said...

:(

You can do things right. You can do lots of things right. But nobody can do everything right. :)

Star Inkbright said...

I actually have three sides. My Deep and Thoughtful Side, my Bubbly Side, and my Timid Side.

Star Inkbright said...

My Timid Side isn't a Proper Side though. I never use it with people I know . . .

Eve the ROCK said...

I have heaps of sides. I'm like a dodekahedron.

I'll be here after school!!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

.....That's in seven hours!

...and a half!

Star Inkbright said...

THAT'S SIX IN THE MORNING FOR ME.

Doubt I'll be on then. But I will come on and stay on not too long after, because HALF TERM. :)

Anonymous said...

Hello! I've just watched three DWs in a row. Mind=Blown.

Anonymous said...

And you've recruited Lynx, I see. Veeeery god...*rubs hands together*

Anonymous said...

*good

Star Inkbright said...

I HAVE. :)

Hi!

Anonymous said...

*rips Star's head off* *runs*

Star Inkbright said...

?

*stumbles round looking for head, feeling uncomfortably like the Brittney-Drake thing*

Anonymous said...

Brittney-Drake?

*throws head to Star* There you go. *runs away from Daleks*

Star Inkbright said...

*puts head on and gives Kestrel a spooky Brittney smile before treating her to a terrifying Drake smile*

The Brittney-Drake thing. From Gone.

Anonymous said...

Oh. Me has never read Gone.

Star Inkbright said...

I would ADORE to tell you all about Brittney and Drake, but in case you ever DO read Gone, it WOULD be a massive spoiler for Lies, so . . .

Anonymous said...

Fair enough. You can if you want though.

Star Inkbright said...

Brittney was a person. Drake was a person. Well, a phsyco who takes pleasure from hurting people who has a whip for his right arm, but still a person. Then they both died. Yes. But unknown to the other characters in the story, Brittney was still conscious after she died. When Brittney got buried, she got buried with half of Drake's whip arm that got chopped off, creating a creature which is Drake and looks like Drake and thinks like Drake for a while, before becoming Brittney for a bit. The Brittney-Drake thing, being dead, cannot be killed. If you slice it up with superspeed and wire, it will put itself back together again. Once Brittney lost her head and was stumbling again looking for it . . .

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Adra Cruciatus said...

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Adra Cruciatus said...

Hi. Btw. I just came on for that.

*tosses up skulcakes*

BYE

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