(I'm not exactly sure WHERE this image came from. Andrew, from my agent's office, sent this to me this morning. Haven't a clue where he found it, but it is AWESOME.)
Hullo there.
It's my 38th birthday.
First of all, thank you for all the birthday wishes I've been reading online. You care, you really care... sniffle... It almost made up for the fact that I will have no birthday cake today, and I have no one to sing me happy birthday. But that's fine. That's okay. I was woken up this morning by a birthday text, which would have started my day off with a smile were it not for the fact that the text was from O2, my phone provider...
Even so, thank you, O2. It's nice to know you care.
Before you feel TOO sorry for me, I celebrated my birthday last Saturday, when we combined it with a Halloween party because three of my nieces will be down the country on Halloween night. So, y'know... my birthday was hijacked by three princesses and a pirate. But that's fine.
So, what did I GET for my birthday? I shall tell you. I got a remote controlled toy car! From my brother and sisters! They got me a remote controlled toy car! Yes! They did! For no reason! For no reason I can possibly comprehend, they got me a remote controlled toy car! Thank you, brother and sisters! Just what I've always wanted but could never put into words! Joy of joys!
So, after picking myself up from the floor, it was my mother's turn to give me the present from my folks. It was a shirt! A shirt! A blue shirt! But not just any kind of blue shirt! A blue denim shirt! DENIM! The most awesome material you could possibly make a shirt FROM! A blue denim shirt!
Truly, I am blessed. It's not like when their birthdays come around I buy them computers or TVs or designer handbags. Nope. That's not what happens at all.
So you wait, my family! You just wait till your birthdays roll around again! You cannot BEGIN to guess what WONDER of a present I shall be buying you!
Joy of joys!
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! It's been AGES! *hugs*
Star, is Brittney-Drake evil?
ADRAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
(It happens to be easier to fill the row with Os than As). :P Sorry.
No! Adra! Stay! I command it.
;D Nah sorry gals... DW reruns... Top prioritay. xD
But I still be creepin'
Good. I just watched three DW in a row...
And you can watch DW for free at
yourtvseri.es
Ah, he probably won't answer. I do have to go,though. Crocheting and knitting to be done :D
It's for charity so don't tell me not to xD
I LOVE YOU BOTH *huggles* *hands skulcakes and MARRshamallows*
Baaaaiiiii
Grrr...
Bye!
Drake is unquestionably evil. He is evil at the beginning of the series, evil in the middle of the series, and if he's not evil at the end of the series I won't eat my hat but I'll eat twenty sheets of paper without a break, not kidding.
Brittney is . . . Uh . . . She performs evil, but ultimately she ends up beibg a tool of the gaiaphage and so a TOOL of evil, but before she was a demented dead lunatic she was a nice Christian girl and a soldier who laid down her life fighting evil. Brittney herself isn't evil, but she doesn't feel like Brittney to me anymore. However, Drake feels like Drake. Hmm. I guess it's because he was always a heartless evil phsyco.
On the whole, Brittney-Drake is a servant of the gaiaophage and therefore EVIL. *nods*
*gaiaphage
FOURS ADRA! :(
I WILL SEE YOU SOON. I DECREE IT.
gtg, bye!
FOURS KEZ!!!
Guess Star'll go sleepies then. *shrugs*
Happy Birthday, Golden God!
I need to restart the picture I was drawing from scratch, because it was awful. But I'll figure out some sort of Skulduggerwho crossover if it's the last thing I do.
:D
bye again:(
bye again:(
I'm a directioner too.
Heeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy!
Hey Kes!
Check your email you shall, Yes!
*puts hand down, for Jedi mind trick has been completed*
Ok...
Hey Thrust!
*walks away without taking eyes off you* You might be an Angel. *nods sagely*
Hahahaha.
Email checked. Now YOU check YOURS.
done. Now vice versa. Or is that versa vice now? it doesn't make a difference. They both don't make any sense.
I'm helping my brother with homework, so I won't be on for commenting.
:D
Sorry!
No worries, I'm here! I'm writing some odd story for some reason. The funy thing is-pay close attention Doctor Who fans like me-the main character has a twin called Rory William ----------(the dashes is the last name-for when I come up with one)
Alright.*looks around for other Bloglandians*
Hehe. Hola, SPD! I am a newly Whovian, yes.
Well, there's you, there's me, and there are other Bloglandians that are trying to act like ninjas but are so obviously failing. {I see you, Detcective Inspecter Me, and you, um... Umbrella... Tree?
Lol. I'm trying to convince my friend irl to come on.
I'm a new Whovian as well, but a Whovian nonetheless. Do you remember the Amy Pond post with the pie chart?
Three words everyone wants to hear
99%= I'm the Doctor
1%= I love you
I love that pie chart.
I'm trying to convince a friend to be a Blogland citizen because, physically, I know no one here.
Same. No. I have only watched through Time of Angels.
I started watching last weekend which is very embarassing to say. I'm on episode... eight?
I always have trouble coming up with last names for books. Can you help? I need ones that don't sound American and ones that are not very popular.
Hmm..
Rory William---
Livingston?
Merchandi?
Gerant?
I watched 11th Hour a while ago, but I watched Beast Below-Time of Angels today.
http://www.google.com/search?q=doctor+who+merchandise&hl=en&client=safari&tbo=d&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=K_aJUOK1GoW29QSf24DoBg&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=320&bih=356&sei=MPaJUIuDFIqo8QTJyYHICw#i=18
I like the first and the second one. I'm not allowed to watch television on weekdays, so I usually watch ten-twenty episodes of televion when I get interested in a series. I don't like TV very much. The only shows that I have been into are Doctor Who, Vampire Diaries, and that's it.
I know no one here in the real world, but I'm o.k. with that.
I watched all the 11th eps + 2 10th in three or two days. I was crazy, don't try it if you wish to stay crazy.
ummmmmmmmmmm.... OH yeah!
I forget.
now I remember... "that was in June."
I might go on a Doctor spree tomorrow. But since I have 3 seasons to watch...
There should be a Skulduggery Pleasant TV show. ALong with movies, comic books, manga books, picture books, and official Skulduggery Pleasant songs like the ones I wrote, but much better.
Not to mention T-Shirts, and cakes, and Blankets, and shoes, and toy Bentley's...
I wasn't talking about merchandise but that is true. There also must be pants, sweaters, hats, caps, waterbottles, backpacks, purses, posters, stuffed figures, barbie dolls, wallets, pencils, Bentleys, candy, rubber figures, coloring books, gameboards, video games, stickers, apple cases (for IPod, IPhone, IPad, etc), pens, markers, colors, elements from the periodic table, etc.
And shaped Macoroni and Cheese. I'd love to eat my least favorite characters. I don't know why people sell the Mac'n'cheese shaped like characters children love.
Love the last one.
Also a suit company called Bespoke's, a town called Roarhaven, collectible Skulduggery revolvers, Tanith swords, China symbol tattoos, Fletcher wigs, Skulduggery Halloween costumes, etc.
And alarm clocks, and ceiling fan pulls...
And apps, and spin-offs, and a whole subject in school.
And binders, notebooks, spirals, and notecards. A Game Show. Trivia. And a magazine, "Skulduggery Times!"
And an official band. And a dinosaur named after Skulduggery-Skulduggerosauraus. And a city. Skulduggertropolis, next to Pleasantville.
And Newspaper.
God, you're good.
And free magic classes, and amusement parks, and salt and pepper shakers, and table cloths and paper plates, and piñatas, and Skulduggerios(like Spaghetti-O's), and a radio station.
Hehehe. And a poem, a book of poems, cards-all holidays including the b-day of the Golden God, Christmas, Halloween, and birthdays in general-, those things that keep books from falling down, a country, a planet, a gemstone, a monument, a metal, a line of technology, coins, snowglobes, ornaments, hair accessories, an expression, postcards, magnets, and much more that I will brainstorm.
A religon for worshiping the Faceless Ones with churches and cathedrals for that religon, and we worship the Golden God and Skulduggery and Valkyrie. I already worship the last three, and I believe in but do not worship the Faceless Ones.
Well...
A type of weather, a brand of soap, a bookstore specifically for buying them, a hurricane named Derek Landy, an international moment of silence for Kenspeckle, Desolation engine keychains, and necklaces, pyjamas, stuffed animals...
SPD, I completely agree... And yeah, I believe in the Faceless Ones. I believe that practically everything in the books is true, and Derek found out about it but Geoffrey made him forget but it's still in his subconscious so he can write 'fiction' about it.
Thimbles! My dad's friend collects those. A language, a continent, cards, buttons, pins, clothing, desks, buildings, museums, an alien world on Doctor Who. Hehe.
Skulduggery: Who are you?
The Doctor: I'm the Doctor.
Valkyrie: Should we arrest him?
S: No, we have to suddenly accuse him of murdering first.
D: I can hear you two
S: Hmm... that may be so, but you don't know what the sparrow flies south for the winter means.
D: It means what you just said...
Yeah, pretty bad, but oh well.
I believe in everyting in SP as well. There's a grammar error in the one above. I meant to say "alien", instead of alien.
Lol. Can you imagine them meeting?
DW: Cool car
SP:Thanks. She's a 1854 Bentley R-Type Conti-
DW:Well I have a TARDIS
SP:What the hell is a TARDIS?
DW:Better than your car
SP:I'm placing you under arrest for the verbal abuse of a Sacruary operative...
DW:ok..
SP:The sparrow flies South for Winter*punches*
DW:*dodges*
VC:*looks in TARDIS* it actually is better than the Bentley...
Holidays, erasers, keycahins, lunchboxes, bags, stores, grocery stores, Chabon trading indrustry, Dagan railroad indrustry, the library of China Sorrows, a new maths catergory, a lightbulb, a line of shrinky dinks, cups, mugs, scarves, gumballs, a famous painting, bath products, towels, duct tape, jewelry, a book series for littler kids-like 7 year olds, books for bigger adults, laws, and the Skeleton Detective Angency (SDA).
Ah!*1984
I like yours better. I didn't really think about mine.
I have to go. I'll be back in about half-whole hour.
Banks, stamps, Aranmore Farm, a museum(it's where he keeps score), hats, facadés, bookshelves, clothes hangers, cookie jars, cupcakes, I'm running out...
You people ever write a lipogram? You write a passage with out using a certain letter.
FOR EXAAAMMPLLLEE....
What the he'll is wrong with me? I KNOW it's 1954, my iPod keeps changing it, don't know why.
A Room Across From D
It is Monday, April first, and all organisms in room A lay
Without motion, walls full of blood, an uncanny display.
In rooms B, C and D, you find a similar vision,
What occurs to you is that it was from a collision.
But how – Nothing but humans got any blows,
How blood got on walls, nobody knows.
Far down hall, in front of a room across from room D,
Not rooms A or C, lays a door on its back, going in is gutsy.
You walk in; all around you is black,
You pull up a scarf so you don’t hack,
For it stinks of fish and all sorts of bad stinks,
It is as if this room is holding a jinx.
In walks an annoying man that is king of all oddballs,
What you call him is Sam. Sam stalls as Sam calls:
“What’s going on, it’s all dark, and must I maintain coping
With that stink that is stoking?”
You think for a mo. “I do not know, Sam, this is confusing,
But it looks as though a guy’s trying to act amusing.”
You try your flashlight, but it’s nothing to aid,
And you don’t know on what you’ll find your foot laid.
Sam sounds wimpy, “This is scary
Now, I think I’ll go to a pub, I am wary.
You’ll do alright without Sam, your buddy, I know
But I was just in all of this for dough.
This is too big for Sam, I’m out”
“I’ll allow you to go, you big old trout
But do YOUR buddy a favour
For all counts that I was your saviour
Just find out in which room I am standing,
And say to an authority to join my scout on room A’s landing”
Sam looks at a wall and looks back to you all happy,
“This is a room across from room D,
Not room A or C
This is in fact room –“
“What room am I in?”
I say with a din.
“Why did you stop rhyming?”
Sam was also bad with timing.
Just as you say that, Sam unlocks his mouth,
And Sam’s brain blows up and hits walls north and south.
Without a sound
Sam hits hard ground,
And now you know what’s going on.
You know that this ‘amusing’ bad-guy has won.
You go down to a pub and look at maps
For a small island on which you can obtain long naps.
FIN
Thrust, no, but I did spend around ten minutes talking without using a single word with the letter -e.
Awesome! No -e's! I'm going to try to write one, which letter should I not use?
Oh, bye SPD!
A popular one.
here are the most popular...
e, t, a, i, n, o, s, h, r... I'll stop there. pick one.
Etainosher. That sounds like a name for some.. thing.
that one took me around three hours straight. It was really fun. A laugh.
Especially the North and South part..
Ugh I just got shivers from what I find amusing. Maybe it's time to read Harry Potter again..
One day she walked
She walked and talked
About objects unescesary
Her buddy laughed
And spoke that she
Had a date named Larry
Our female, she was confused at beginning,
Wondering how he had appeared
But then her bud
Elaborated,
That he was a spud
So she was with a potato
Unable to say -
Because she had been
Dared to use
Not once the 1st person
Her date was a flop
He thought her a dunce
And she ate poor old Larry
The tuber
(No I's)
Replace *beginning with *start
Yours is really cool.
You used i more than in beginning.
Mine did take 3 hours...
The actual benefit to writing one of these is finding new ways to express yourself by abandoning some vocabulary words.
I find it only widens it.
(no h)
The Ravens flew through the trees
Sprouting many personalities
Schizophrenic one may say
So I say it the other way
Insane they are
Crazy throughout
Mad as hatters, the lot
The dance and they sing
And they don't seem to know
That ravens are not humans at all
They eat person food
Wear person clothes
At some times they speak
Others they don't
Incentive to quiet then is high
Professors all hate them
They disrupt the students
Sitting in bookbags
And eating their sandwiches
They exterminate those who say
They hate them
Killing many, leaving few
They leave no trail
No prints, no wings
Just a line of slaughter
(No B's)
I have to go now, bye!
Oh I did, didn't I? Hmmm. I'll try to do one tomorrow when I'm not falling asleep.
There's a book. 50000 words without e.
goodnight.
Random question from me, who might happen to be doing Geometry homework.
A line passes through the points (-10, -3) and (6, 1). Where does the line intersect the x-axis? Where does the line intersect the y-axis?
I'm going to grow a fiery red moustache.
PEOPLE!!!
BE HERE OR FACE MY WRATH!
Sorry I'm on about an hour later than I meant to be.
At least you're not stalking like I am...
Hi.
I haven't seen you my whole life and now you come back and just expect a relationship?
I hate you.
Hello Hel + Em.
Ok...
I hate how when you're watching a vid on your phone, you can't go and look at something else while the vid is still going on in the background.
I'm watching Austin Powers again. I really shouldn't. I know that it's not good for my mental health.
Well, you're a minion. You're immental anyway.
No, it's unimmental.
*giggles*
*dream
I had such an odd dream last night. I was playing a game like football with all these other people, then after the end of the session my friend from school came from somewhere else, and I was going to walk off to swimming (this swimming comes from another dream I had afes ago about, er, swimming) but the man in charge of the football held me back (he for some reason lookes like my DT teacher) and he got all these random inflatable slides out. And there were these plastic pollypocketish things that could be turned into people, only some of them were disabled and had really long legs, so I was doing these slides with one of them. Two of the slides were just flat but blue one you had to climb to the top of and then when you slid down he caught you in a paddling pool . . . And all the whilst the teacher person was being teacherish and instructing me . . . And one of the slides was huge and purple and it was called the Purple Menace. And I went down that one after the long-legs girl and it was like a ghost train a bit, but I was sliding . . . It was weird . . .
Then I'm not sure how I got there, but then I was waljing around this shopping centre with my dad and maybe brother and/or sister, and my mum was due to come and find us soon, and I was just telling my dad about the song Innocence and then I went on a rant about Disturbed . . .
Then I woke up. :)
I dreamt that dream presumably because yesterday I went fencing, and I could see similarities to my fencing in my drean, and because I was thinking and listening to Innocence by Disturbed, and just Disturbed in general. I have been known to dream of other dreams in the past, plus recently I've been to theme parks. The reason I saw my DT teacher was more likeky than not because a) I had DT today and b) he was Gang.am Styling in the corriror before the lesson and it waa very . . . odd . . .
Hope you didn't poof whilst I was describing my undoubtably odd dream . . .
*Gangnam
Nah, I'm just distant. You know, Austin Powers and all...
Dear Star,
What??
Hi Eve!
And your name was in the dream too Eve. I would have sworn I saw the word Eve on a piece of paper my slide instructer person showed me, butno, it was Even, his brother who lives in Australia. Disappointing. :P
And then I remember in the shop we saw Even. And also we were shopping because we were getting ready for our cousins who were coming tomorrow.
*but no
Even's full name was apparently Eavhen Even Something-I-Can't-remember.
Oh, and for the football thing, we were on an astrorurf, but there were like four pitchs and fout teams and we were trying to get in each other's pitchs.
Yes, a detailed dream, this was.
*Eachen
Or maybe Eachan. How do you spell it?
*has a feeling I am getting way to into describing this dream and that nobody particulary cares about it save me* I tend ramble on about things like that. :P
Hey Star, I was wondering did you keep up with Dublin Daes, have you been reading it??
GOING TO TOWN THIS MORNING. :(
Hopefully, not for long.
I haven't kept up with any blog thing save the blog, sorry.
Blame it on school.
Hi
I'm in such a bad mood now. My brother's being irritating andmy sister's trying to stop him but is just being irritating too abf they're whispering and it's SO annoying and Dublin Daes wasn't working and my internet just shut down and I chucked my phone to the other side of the room in frustration and it slammed against the wall and the battery fell out and the whispering annoys me so much and GRRR I'm just in a bad mood.
Hi Nix!
Ah. Calmer now. Or I will be till the whispering grates on my nerves again.
What was I thinking? NIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOX!!! *hugs*
'I's are really smaller, so I filled the page with 'O's coz they're larger, sorry. :P
*small
WBD
Star! *hugs* Half term has begun! :D
Em! *hugs* Who's next on Pleasant Dae?
Nix! *throws an oven* I haven't done that in a while.
Oh Nix is busy when he's WBD
I think I'm WBD as well...
Um... I think it's Zaf, Eve.
Yeah I think it's Zaf's turn on Pleasant Dae.
Busy? Busy catching up with my suscriptions. My internet hasn't been working for three days
Oh that sucks Nix...
brb
:( Poor you Nix.
EVE: IT IS HALF TERM, YES. :)
Em: I was reading Dublin Daes right now, but my brother and sister and being noisy and throwing things at me so I'm stopping now. :(
IT'S EXCELLANT THOUGH. :) ACTUALLY, THAT'S AN UNDERSTATEMENT.
*are
That's alright Star, just take your time.
It's just I know you liked reading it so I didn't want you falling behind with it.
Hi all!!!
Val the line should pass through '2'
... i really shouldn't be doing someone elces home work ... meh oh well!
And it was sinch i drew a rough graph and figured it out! it was easy!
anyway, How is everyone!
i'm late so there's obviously no point in me leaving a happy birthday message.
unless somebody is actually reading this and has their birthday today, in which case, happy birthday!
but mr landy, seriously, you don't look a day over 21.
clearly not serious but you know my heart's in the right place.
please come to cardiff. thank you.
Hi Rhian!
... if your still on!
SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!
Hi Eve, how are you?
1st!!!!!!
I'm pretty goose, how are you Misty?
I'm a pretty goose to!
Ho was your day?
... i said ho ... i ment how
Just an average day at school. I did work. :P
Yours?
Ha xD
My was pretty average as well!
I HAVE DESIDET WHAT I SHALL DESICATE THIS PAGE TO!!!!
Marvel, movies, tv shows and comics and enything elce Marvel!
Yaaaaaaaaay for Marvel and movies and tv shows!
:D YEA!!!!!!!
I haven't read any comics before....
WHAT!!!!
Go to ur local libary and get out a cupple comics!
Never!!!!!
:P
Comics aren't really my thing anyway. It's all like "Pow", "Poof", "Smack". I'm all like "What?", "Huh?", "Why?"
... fine then
HI PEOPLE!
In case you didn't know, the blog has updated itself and I now cannot comment on it on my phone. Which is just fantastic, seeing as I'm nearly always here on my phone.
Anyway, the bright side is, I have themini laptop. :) SO I CAN STILL BE HERE. But the mini laptop is less enviromentally friendly, plus it's noisier, plus I like it less, plus it's bigger, plus I keep accidently putting two capital letter at the beginning of sentences, plus I'm not always allowed it, plus other stuff, but whatever, I'm here. :)
And nobody else is. Fab. :(
*frowns* And the annoying thing is, the Publish and Preview buttons look just the same as always on the mini laptop. 'Sjust my phone.
Fjff
MY DAD FIXED MY PHONE. :)
He cleared my cache. I CAN NOW COMMENT AGAIN.
Phew.
hello people
HI CHLOE!
HI STAR!!!!!!! *tackle hugs*
How's you?
Is it half term where you are? *looks at clock* It must be. That or a half-day.
im fine, u?
yep its half term today is inset day and its 3 o clock
*falls from the ceiling*
Ahhhhhhhh!
*hits the floor*
Ow.
Hey Val
IVYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Hi.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Glad to see your stil alive!
Heylo Mouse!
Hey Mouse, my pc just miracously turned itself off
went to see frankenweenie earlier
Awesome. :)
wats everyone up to?
Reading Artemis Fowl and being on here. :)
What you doing?
watching inuyasha and playing tetris
*muses* I haven't played tetris in ages.
im completly addicted
Meh. I like solitaire.
same
my sausage dog iis sitting on me
You have a sausage dog?
Wait, that's a stupid question.
i do
his name is barney
Everyone had an inset day apart from us...
Bleurgh.
I had bootcamp.
It was too easy...
Hi Luciana
Hello, Chloe. :)
how r ya?
HEYLO, SCATHIO. :)
I just realised - that rhymes. :P
Yes, I'm slow like that . . .
I'm pretty good. Got results from two mocks, today. :)
Hello, Star!
Good for you! :)
Hello.
Hello with the syllablrs backwards is low hell.
And the oppositeof hi is low. Funny how the low crops up in both of them.
Forgive my rambles.
*syllables
*opposite of
I might be distant.
I'm going to try to finish this journal thingy mabobby...
*ramblings
GRR. I hate how my fingers play word association. So annoyziggering.
Journel thingymabobby?
Hey All!!
g2g now byii
FOURS CHLOE!
NJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Hey Star!
*hugs*
How're you??
Fine. You?
Tired and thankful this week is over. My school is only getting 3 days off for Halloween.
Hello, NJ. :)
????????
We have a whole half-term.
That is, a week.
Wgihrdfjhtfddgjoirewvbnuswgjiudsgulkvfqwyio
Hey Luce
How're you?
Make that: WGIHRDJHTFDDGJOIREWVBNUSWGJIUDSGULKVFQWYIO
Odd. The word took over a line, yet it didn't go onto a new one. EXPERIMENTINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
The hell? What're the comments doing?
AH!!!!!!!!! THE BLOG HAS UPDQTED! STAR NO LIKE IT, STAR NO LIKE IT! PLEASE, UPDATE BACKKKK.
OR DOWNDATE BACK. WHICHEVER.
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