(I'm not exactly sure WHERE this image came from. Andrew, from my agent's office, sent this to me this morning. Haven't a clue where he found it, but it is AWESOME.)
Hullo there.
It's my 38th birthday.
First of all, thank you for all the birthday wishes I've been reading online. You care, you really care... sniffle... It almost made up for the fact that I will have no birthday cake today, and I have no one to sing me happy birthday. But that's fine. That's okay. I was woken up this morning by a birthday text, which would have started my day off with a smile were it not for the fact that the text was from O2, my phone provider...
Even so, thank you, O2. It's nice to know you care.
Before you feel TOO sorry for me, I celebrated my birthday last Saturday, when we combined it with a Halloween party because three of my nieces will be down the country on Halloween night. So, y'know... my birthday was hijacked by three princesses and a pirate. But that's fine.
So, what did I GET for my birthday? I shall tell you. I got a remote controlled toy car! From my brother and sisters! They got me a remote controlled toy car! Yes! They did! For no reason! For no reason I can possibly comprehend, they got me a remote controlled toy car! Thank you, brother and sisters! Just what I've always wanted but could never put into words! Joy of joys!
So, after picking myself up from the floor, it was my mother's turn to give me the present from my folks. It was a shirt! A shirt! A blue shirt! But not just any kind of blue shirt! A blue denim shirt! DENIM! The most awesome material you could possibly make a shirt FROM! A blue denim shirt!
Truly, I am blessed. It's not like when their birthdays come around I buy them computers or TVs or designer handbags. Nope. That's not what happens at all.
So you wait, my family! You just wait till your birthdays roll around again! You cannot BEGIN to guess what WONDER of a present I shall be buying you!
Joy of joys!
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im in ddulais
I need t stop using PEE in that straight point evidence explain structure and try to use quotes n the explination and stuff
*numbered
*in
*you
*teachers
I'm so proud of myself. And Disturbed should be well proud of themselves too, because I know I'm an emotional person but crying five times in a row at one song is . . . Actually, it's beyond ridiculous . . .
I know, it's just I never seem to have enough time to write them properly:( When I did one a few weeks ago I got a B-. It was on analysing some text from Frankinstien...
Lies is how schools gnerally work..
My school has *does maths* about 330 per year group too...and we're split into North, South and East in Y9 then North and South when we start our GCSEs.
*Goes to listen to the Enough song thing*
I am emotional but its all locked inside i dont cry in films or songs
It's weird in our school.
Y7 is split into two. But then split into A-F, I think it is...For Foundation.
Then from Y8 onwards it's just split into two.
My year is so split it's hilarious! ^.^
...
I'm sorry, Kallista. But I'm not really in the mood for reading anything, at the moment.
Wait, no, I think I have the wrong song. What song am I supposed to be looking for?
We only have Y9-13 in our school. Because 3 tier system is awesome, because we have middle schools!
I find PEE annoying. I'r rather just put my pen on my paper and write from my thoughts. Ebedding quotes is EASY, though. You just say 'the reader/audienckes whatever knows this because *quote*' It might get harder later though. Forgive this poor little innocenct year nine. (WHO IS INNOCENT? NO ONE IS INNOCENT. WHO IS INNOCENT? *music* WHO IS INNOCENT? IS IT RELEVANT IN THE WORLD TODAY? I SHAKE MY HEAD IN DISBELIEF. A KILLER WALKS AGAIN, FREED BY EVIL ME-) *coughs* Sorry. Never gonna be able to call someone innocent again, am I? *carries on humming song*
We have primary school from nursery to yr 6 then comp is yr7 till yr 11 then college and uni
*listen to rock mafia the big bang*
Yes, but you see, middle schools are amazing, because you have freedom like at secondary school, but not much work like a primary school.
*Remembers middles school sadly*
Enough. By Disturbed. I like the lyrics video by nubowns because that was the one I watch first. I'm warning you, I doubt you'll cry. I'm an emotional person.
It starts, WE ARE FROZEN, WE WANT EVERYTHING. WE'VE CHOSEN, TO WANT EVERYTHING. But you don't have to listen to it, it's okay. :)
Middle school sounds fun, better than schools in wales
Im listening to so emotional the glee cover
I went to a primary school, then (because we moved house) another primary school, then secondary school. NO MIDDLE SCHOOL.
*suddenly recalls third line* AND WE'VE STOLEN IN THIS SUFFERING.
I think.
I though middle schools only existed in America and obscure countries.
Lower schools are like primary schools and upper schools are like secondary schools.
I did listen to it:)
Nope, my county I think is the last in England to have a 3 tier system. There was a plan to change, but then there was a recession and the funding magically disappeared.
In Yr 5&6 you work harder than you would in a secondary school, but Yr 7&8 is a lot easier then in secondary school.
Im alright at writing im a brainiac in maths though
My dad's good at Maths and my mum's good at English. Hence, I am good at both. :) I like English. Maths . . . It's either boring or difficult. :(
Or both.
Disappearing now:(
Byebye
FOURS IENI!
bye leni
Uh-huh...
...
I'm good at modern foreign languages, maths and English.^^
I'm really bad at creative writing, drawing and anything and everything creative. :P I'm purely academic. :3
Bye, Ieni!^^
I'm in a really fickle mood, so msd.
I got an A* in french which is good i am not good at creating sotories and i am purely a historian
Art I am good at when it involves drawing, usually. Observational drawings, I'm best at. :)
I got a good mark for my front cover I did of my art book partially because it has this complicated squiggly pattern in the background, and it looks like it took me absolutely hours, but it's actually really easy to do, so MWAH HA HA. :)
Constructing things in Art. That's what I'm not so good at.
I didnt take art although the teacher tried to get me to
got to go now byii
You may or may not have noticed, but I have completely abandoned my French. Ah well. I'll memorise it on the bus or whatever.
FOURS CHLOE!
Bye, Chloe!^^
Hi!!!
Hello Derek. As you may or may not know ( IDK what Zaf tells you about me but...)I am her good freind. I'm fairly sure you don't know I'm a writer myself. I took requests for my current Idea for a book. " Wilson Wonka; the demon choclatier". Zafire suggested I put you in. ' Derek Danely' is going to be in my noevel. He is my version of agustus gloop. Your fate is very sad. My agutus gloop is turned into a chocolate statue and is later eaten by the other children unkowingly. I hope that when I finish you will read it. Also, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOUUUUUUUUUUU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOOUUUUUUUUUU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR DERRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOOOUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hence why i swear she needs the asylum
No I don't! My sedasive ring is enough.
No i dont think so, you can make Derek look very calm.
DEREK COME SPEAK TO US PLEASE WITH VINETTE ON TOP
Heeeeeey!
I have to axe you a question.
Which one do you like better? ' Lovito' or 'Atorta'?
Happy Birthday, Derek! Glad it was somewhat bearable... :P
Lovito
And Hi Flora!!!!
Now i so feel saddened. I missed Derek Blogspeak yesterday :(
warningdonotenterthismind.blogspot.ie
The most recent post for all your Skulduggery Pleasant Dream Movie Cast.
Enjoy!
HI ZAF!
EMERALD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
O.K. Isebella Lovito.
HI VINETTE + EM!
HI STAR!!!!! Damn buttons
Blonde moment?????
Oh yeah OTOA members we attack SUNDAY OCTOBER 28TH
* Puts hand to forehead* Yes Grand Mage!
Any of my DD fans, a bit of trivia for you:
Did you know that Drew's birthday is the 31st of October! Ooooh Halloween :D
"I was trying to see if I could laugh as a woman,"
Omgg, I love The Big Bang Theory! <3
ME KNOWS ZAF. :)
I be here as soon as I wake up.
Em he is born on Halloween?! O.o
Now i know.....
*tacklehugs Em*
Good! I got church but i be home asap
What?! Not Fair!
Huuuuuuuh????
Oh! * smacks forehead* Thought you menat you had church TONIGHT. Duh.
Gtg have a shower. :(
Hi.
Hi Thrust!!!
Hello Thrust!
Bye, Star!
Hello, Thrust.
DEEEREEEKKK LAAANNNDYYYY
I think we scared thrust away ...
I tried to book a ticket at Nightmare at Smock Alley last week, but theyre booked out. :'( *SOBS*
Hi Luciana:) I NEVER MET YOU VINETTE *Hi fives*
I still wanna meet Derek
* high fives back* Well I can be very ............ Intersting
Hello EVERYONE!!
I have this assignment for English to write about a song. we have to analyse the lyrics, and a biography on the artists, and the socio cultural significance.
and the personal meaning.....
Hello EVERYONE!!
I have this assignment for English to write about a song. we have to analyse the lyrics, and a biography on the artists, and the socio cultural significance.
and the personal meaning.....
I ALMOST did, by ALMOST booking a ticket to Nightmare at smock alley. *angryface at people who got tickets*
THRUST AND ZAFIRA HELLLOOOO
Lol Im doing English homework too
Hello, ValMarsh! :3 How are you?
Sad. Im up at nine writing an English essay, when I really want to play Mine craft... XD You?
Im in my bed comfy
That sounds nice:( I should probably sleep now. I'll just be like a Gremlin tomorrow morning. I relly pity my friends.
Nice to hear...
Zaf, aren't you in America? Is it nine for you?
No, its 4 for us. It just happens our days start at 6-ish
6AM im up
Same here. It sucks because if there's something on late and you watch it the next day your dead.
I was up at 7:12 today. after I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and got my school clothes on, I went back to bed.
I wish I could do that!
Damn you!!!!
Im up 6am the homeroom bell rings 7:25am
IKR! It's HELLLLLL
Are you boarding?
I'll live.
Sorry for the slow replies, by the way...
I'm trying to sort some problems out. :/
Were PUBLIC waking up this early!
Its so stupid!!! 26 minute lunches
when does school end for you?
2:25
LET'S GO ASSASINATE THE PRINCEPAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gawd so violent....
Thank you.
Wheres Derek? I think im suffering from Derek Withdrawl
No you aren't.
Hey Zaf hey Vinette.
Hey Kal.
* munches on cookies*
I am.
Hi Eden.
Hey thrust.
Howya?
*takes cookie*
omg Elder Marissa was doing my hair in chorus xD then Vinette and I started quoting stuff
I'm feeling great today,
I bet a third year and a second year in draughts and I'm in first year.
And we had three free classes today.
Your a first year??? *giggles*
ICKLE FITSTIES WHAT FUUUN!!!!
Voulez vous couche avec moi, ce soir?
That French is probably so bad. But I'd TOTES sing that to Hiddles;3
Omgg, my sister has Zero To Hero from Hercules on hee ipod. Omg, help
Yes I'm a first year.
In five or six years ( depending on whether I do ty) I'll be in college.
Idk whats going on..... I dont like it .... * hisses*
I vaguely remember that song from the movie.
Hissy hissy little snakey slither on the floor you be good to Morphin or he'll nail you to the door
Im CRAAAAAAAZZZZZZYYY
MORPHIN'S MUH DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SLYTHERIN ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe. Me no waering ring so no one stopping me. hehehehehehehehehehe
Can't argue with that.
*explodes the jelly dounuts*
*giggles*
EXPLOSIONS!!!$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like you Goddess Queen Kallista.
Tired of being what you want me to be, feeling so faithless lost under the surface~.
I love playing song games. XD
I know there great.
Don't know what you're expecting of me. Put under the pressure, of walking in your shoooooooooooes. Every step that I take is another mistake to yoooooooooooou. I'VE! BECOME SOO NUMB! I can't feel you there! BECOME SOO TIRED! so much more awake! I'M BECOMING THIS! All I want to do IS BE MORE LIKE ME, AND BE LESS LIKE YOU!
Vinette, I love you, alright. :D
Some nights I stay up cashing in my bad luck.
I just couldn't resist finishing it. It's a good song. 'Numb' by Linkin Park
Some nights I call it a draw.
But I still wake up, I still see your gospel, lord I'm still not sure what I stand for ooh.
Vinette is epic xD
I can't help you out Eden
Why do you say that I am Epic???? I thought you thought I was insane beyond repair...
I'm going, now. Phone is dying. I'm just depressed... :/
Ttyl.
Dad is getting suspicious gtg.
* Picks up some twinkies and eats they* MMMMMM! Deliuos
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! DON'T GO LUCIANA!!!!!!!!
Damn it. Some one shoot me.
Vinette is insane
*explodes the hw*
Thank you. I have this history extra cerdit. IT IS INFURIATING.
I have to make a powerpoint which is a roman god's fb page.
But good point.
Oh wow....thats stupid and why im so glad i have over hundred in history
They forcing me to do it! I just can't take the stress any more Zaf ... I just can't.......
Eh it is stupid. Just do it to shut them up.
Thats the problem. It's nearly impossible to do.
* Sighs.*
Do a slide for friends, for status' for pics, for pages they'd like and you good
Happy birthday Master Landy, the Golden God! :D
Ah, at least O2 sends birthday wishes, us Ameriminions don't get any thought from the cell phone providers! XD
Could you post a picture of you with your most wonderful gifts? PLEASE?! I wanna see you in a denim shirt XD no, no... not in a creepy way...
(awesome picture, by the way, making it my new iPad screenie!)
I have the format. I just can't get enough info
A+ for effort though....
What god are you doing? I think the Golden God should be an option
ALL HAIL THE GOLDEN GOD!!!
I'm doing Pluto; God of the underworld. Naturally.
Easy!!! Pluto would befriend Hades his Greek self, and any dead famous people, he'd like pages about death and he'd have pics pf graveyards
all of your suggestions i cant do!
Oh my god. Ok. I'd say screw it.
It has to be strictly roman gods/stories.
Dads home. Can't talk. ttyl
Bye
Hello?
Bye Kal! :)
HELLO
To all of you who care, I posted chapter two of my Ivy story:
http://valkyriesstories.blogspot.com/2012/10/chapter-two.html
Cal
your comment disappeared!
...
That's irksome...
Hello Thrust!
http://ark.ie/events/view/skulduggery-pleasant-extravaganza-at-the-national-gallery-of-ireland
(Derek's next possible post topic)
*looks at Derek's astounded face*
*laughs evilly*
I hope it's recorded, otherwise I'd be crazy!
*looks on*
*smiles*
*slinks off cuz has to study*
*- banana peels*
*falls from the ceiling*
Where IS Derek??
Oh yeah i finally fixed my Kindle scratch that, I got Kindle 6 cuz my other one was MEAN!!!! Made Lord Vile cuddly
*is thrown in one of them bouncy houses*
YAY!
ITS MY SISTER'S BIRTHDAY OCTOBER 25
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last comment was 12:49. Am.
Is anyone here???
HHHHAAAAAPPPPYYY ONNNEEE DAAY AFFTEERRR YOOUUURR BBBBIIRRTTHHDAYY, DEREK!!
derek landy
OH mine says AM too.
Goodee so its not too long ago that anyone was here...
Dang, I mean two, for me it's still one.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEREK!!
And happy Death Day Skulduggery!!!
(well, one day late)
Thrust you still here??
...
alloooone again!!!
I AM HERE!
...Sorta.
I am here! Me!
I is here
: )
People are here. Well, I hope they're people...
i am at school....
Happy birthday!
I'm here to murder you because im possessed by a remnant.
*throws up hands*
Please don't kill me. If you try, I'll... I'll... I'll set my hoard of rabid penguins on you.
Well, I am DARQUESSE! I WILL DESTROY THE REMNANTS! MWAHAHAHA!
Darquesse, can we be allies? You'll have someone to talk to at least. Besides, you'll be able to have a hoard of loyal rabid penguins by your side-as long as you leave some fish alive.
Adrasdos Dark... Thanks for the comment about my pic.... common mistake about my name on a keyboard... even i do it occasionally.,......
;P
Hello! I want to kill my computer. I finally got The Beast Below on Netflix(the actual DVD) and I was watching, being amazed, and then, when it got to the bit where the Doctor says to Liz Ten "Ten years. The same 10 years over and over," it froze. And I did a bunch of things to try and fix it, but it STILL didnt work. Blurgh.
happy birthday mate
HAPPY BIRTHDAY , its so sad you didn't get a cake :( everyone should get a cake!!!! :D
Hi Eathan! Hi Annemarie!
I got him a cake! And had a birthday party for him!
But he didnt get to eat it...
wbd, reading reviews of KotW.
Well, I didn't get it either. Amanda stole my piece. *glares*
So there you go Derek! Neither of us got to eat your cake!
Uh... I'm starting to doubt how much that helps...
Yeah. Whatever. :/
Eh. I have found people that deserve to die. They were saying that 'in Death Bringer, it seemed like Derek had run out of ideas for the series' or 'Kingdom of the Wicked was too predictable, and it was not everything that I had expected' or something along those lines. WTF! 'Tis blasphemy. Though of course there were some people who bowed down to their almighty epicness.
Which book is your favourite?
Grr to those people. My favorite is the Faceless Ones.
I think Faceless Ones is mine too. It definitely was before KotW, but KotW may have surpassed it. I'm not entirely sure. I'm looking at Anazon, and I found a really cheap copy of book 1! Only around 5,000$!
My next favorite is probably Death Bringer. Then Playing with Fire, Dark Days, Mortal Coil, KotW, Skulduggery Pleasant (US: Sceptre-Scepter- of the Ancients.
It's not that I didn't like KotW, it's just that I love the other ones a bit more.
Oh Golden God. I don't think I can list them. Ok.
The Faceless Ones-Kingdom of the Wicked
Dark Days
Mortal Coil
Death Bringer
Sceptre of the Ancients
The End of the World
(This is all just a guess at how they place for me. Content is subject to change.)
I loved Faceless Ones so much.
Oh! Stick Playing With Fire in between The Sceptre and TEOTW.
Oh god, I actually don't know. I take that list back. But the Faceless Ones is still my favorite.
See? Hard. Veeeeereeery hard. How about top 5 characters?
China
Tanith/Remnith
Mevolent
Scapegrace-Dusk
Skulduggery
(I think.)
*looks at list* Gah! So hard.
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