Annie Graves may or may not have been helped out in the ideas department by a gent called David Maybury. The name sound familiar? I've developed a habit- especially in the short stories- of killing off the Maybury brothers in increasingly horrible ways, and the real-life David Maybury is now trying to get his own back. In Frankenkids, the poor boys who are the victims of the terrible Uncle Fraser are named Landy, and the older one is called Derek...
I'm not going to tell you what terrible fate befalls them. All I will say is that David Maybury better watch out. In the next short story, he's getting his head cut off.
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ACTUALLY, BRB.
I WANT TO TIE MY HAIR BACK. IT'S IRRITATING ME.
Grah. My mum got me to give my sister theini laptop so she could Skype her friends, which is UNFAIR as I was using it for homework . . .
Ah well. :)
Daaang!!!
Im still here xD
My hair is irritating
It's times like this I just want to chop it all off!
Grr.
I never tie my hair back unless for sport. It's not that I wouldn't LIKE to tie it back, it's just . . . *pauses* This'll sound stupid, but I don't tie it back because I never do, so if I DID everybody would notice it.
*looks* That sounds even more ridiculous than I thought it would sound.
N'aww! I get the feeling
I'M STUPID AND I KNOW IT. *hangs upside down out of tree*
N'aww you an epic Engiiminion! I love being the only Ameriminion on lol.
OOOH DEREK SHOULD COME!!
Nah. Amerminions are epicer and epica and just plain epic. *laughs*
Btw, d'you need my help with OTOA in any way? :)
I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT
it was just on tv. XD
Once my old primary school was shown on BBC Look North. While I was still at the primary school. Well, just leaving it. The summer holidays after year six. Some people wanted to make a public footpath through our school because there was once an old right-of-way there, so we were protesting against it. A big group of us showed up in the holidays to wave signs about in front of the TV cameras. When we watched it on the news, we were mostly peering at faint figures at the side of the screen going THAT'S ME THAT'S ME - until the end, where the camera showed my brother and his friend sitting on the grass together and laughing (BECAUSE THEY'D BEEN ANNOYING US!!!) O_O
It was a big full screen image. Pretty wow . . .
Merlin is a fuzzy fat cat. XD
*cries* NO MORE MERLIN TILL SATURDAY!!!!! :'(
HOW WILL I LIVE????
HOW DARE YOU REMIND ME OF MY TRAGEDY???
:P
Merlin, my cat, is sat with me, right now.
He's adorable. :3
BUT YOU MADE ME WANT TO WATCH MERLIN! *sobs* YOU REMINDED ME!
Hello:3
Hi Flame!
Yello Inkie!
Flame! *tacklehugs*
OMG! I GOT A REPLY FROM ROBERT MUCHAMORE :D
I emailed him yesterday :D
Yay for you, Flame!
Bbs
Bye, Flame.
In The Endddddd
I have this hole in my tights. Actually, I have quite a few holes in this particular pair of tights, but most of them are small. I have one massive one, because earlier today I had some tiny bits of rubber from the school's 3G pitch stuck in my tights by my toes, and they were annoying my, so took my shoe off and scraped the toes of my tights on the Velcro of my shoes until I ripped a hole in my tights, so I could get the bits of rubber out the hole. Because they were SO annoying and otherwise, to get the rubber out, I would have had to take my tights off, which, because I was standing in the school corridor, would have been . . . awkward . . .
Only now the hole in my tights is as big as half my foot. I think I might need to throw this pair of tights out . . .
*me, so I
*starts eating another two Fruitella wrappers*
Star, you're incredibly peculiar. *laughs* I do love you! *hugs*
*hugs back* THANKS! Btw, I've decided I don't much like sweet wrappers. I'll stick to printer paper. :)
Hey guys.
Back
Back
Hi Eden!
Hey flame,
What did he reply?
AKA what did he say?
Hey Star.
Hello, Eden.
Hello again, Flame. :3
WB Flame!
Hey Luce,
So how is everyone?
I'm okish. How are you, Eden?
FINE. You?
I'm fine,
We got a new puppy at the weekend.
His name is Woody.
I'll put a picture of him as my profile.
You like him, Eden, child?
Hi Conor,
Great to hear that you enjoyed The Recruit so much. I really hope you go on and enjoy more books in the series.
Hope to see you at a signing some day!
Yours,
Robert Muchamore.
Not really, I haven't read any of his books.
I just think an author who takes the time to reply to his fans emails must be quite a nice person.
Woody is a west highland terrier cross bichon frisée.
AWWWWWW! Awesome. :)
Cute...
Edeeeen, I wanna see what you look like.
I bet you have spiky hair :D
Yeah he's cute but he's quite yappy.
He kept us up half the night barking.
Not quite.
I have a cowslick, which is quite spikey.
That's not me holding Woody it's my brother.
I'll post what I look like as my profile pic.
MY PHONE KEEPS BREAKING, SO MSD.
Eddddddeeen picture of you, NOW!
Okay, here I am.
I better find some weirdo showing up at my back door.
Now post a picture of yourself.
YAY FOR PCTURE OF EDEN :D
Flameeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Post a picture.
I don't have any :D
I will post one at some point..
Maybe the one of me and Derek...
FLAME IS HAWT.
HE JUST WON'T LISTEN;3
Are you using an iPod?
Yes.
AND I'M NOT. IF I WAS HAWT I'D HAVE HAD A GF BY NOW.
Well.
That picture of me isn't five minutes old.
Just take a quick one but make it good.
JUST BE QUIET AND ACCEPT IT. *pokes* You're far better looking than most guys in my school, at least.
Well this might surprise you but I'm not even in what most girls call the top ten of my year group.
I know, how am I not top of the list?
You can even tell which kids are going to suffer worst from acne and one of them is in the top ten.
Cocky much, Eden?
Lucianna, I just sent you a pic of what I look like right now :3
How I envy him.
He's treated like a little prince.
And Flame if I wasn't cocky I'd be a very boring person.
Now back to my old profile pic.
Envy whom?
I'm not cocky, I'm not boring either.
I envy my little brother.
And it's just me really, if I wasn't cocky I wouldn't be the know-it-all my friends revere and hate at the same time.
Hi Ieni.
Hello Eden.
How's life?
It's been fine.
I got a new dog called Woody.
I think when I'm older I'd like an owl for a pet.
I am awesome.
Hey Zaf.
That's pretty cool. I used to be scared of dogs.
Yes, Zafira, you probably are, seeing as you're a minion ;P
What's a good name for an owl?
And please don't say hedgewig.
Well we only have small dogs.
We have two cocker spaniels, a bichon frisée and Woody, who is a cross between a west highland terrier and a bichon frisée.
I have finally finished my wall of Blogsoeaks i posted to the SP fb page...uh bad thing...I have 2 Twilight posters....right there.....eh Derek shouldnt notice.....
You realise most of that means nothing to me? My friend regularly tries to murder me for not knowing much about animals, which is suprising, seeing as I'm veggie.
Uh..I have a teddy bear owl, which I called Winston, because owls are supposed to be wise and Winston Churchill was wise...kinda..
Okay
Suppose.
Hmmm.
*thinks*
Yes I've got one.
If I ever get an owl I shall call him Strix.
It's the Latin for owl.
Ah, okay. That's pretty cool...
When you say him, you're getting a male owl then?
Wait, what do you guys think sounds better for an owl name.
Strix or Guardian.
No,I'm just thinking for when I'm older but I'd like an owl for when I'm older.
Guardian sounds something out of a book, or something. Strix...er..actually also sounds like something out of book.
You could always put the 2 together and call him Guardian Strix?
Sorry, I poofed. :(
Hi Ieni!
Guardian sounds better, I think, Eden. :)
Hey Star! :)
Oh I forgot. 4 weeks today I first came on here.
Wow...was it only 4 weeks ago?
It seems longer . . .
Lucianna, if you're there, expect two email very shortly x
Hi both of you again!
So, does everyone think guardian is better?
I do. :)
Thanks Star.
If I had daemon, like they do in the golden compass.
I think it would be an owl.
ARGH. DON'T TELL ME YOU KNOW OF THE GOLDEN COMPASS AND NOT THE BOOKS!!!
I HAVE THE BOOKS BUT HAVE NOT READ THEM D:
I do know of the books,
I've read them all.
The golden compass,
The subtle knife and
The amber spyglass.
I have them on ebook.
I'm slightly scared to read the next e-mail now, Flame...that one had me in tears...
Uh . . . No. The Northern Lights, The Subtle Knife, The Amber Spyglass.
. . . I guess the ebookers changed the title of The Northern Lights after the movie came out . . .
I read them after the movie but yeah I'm 100 percent sure it said the golden compass on the ebook.
*shrugs* Okay. Just, I've only seen it as The Northern Lights.
Kay.
I remember tears streaming down your face
When I said, I'll never let you go
When all those shadows almost killed your light
I remember you said, don't leave me here alone
But all that's dead and gone and passed tonight
Just close your eyes
The sun is going down
You'll be alright
No-one can hurt you now
Come morning light
You and I'll be safe and sound
Don't you dare look out your window darling
Everything's on fire
The war outside our door keeps raging on
Hold onto this lullaby
Even when the music's gone
Just close your eyes
The sun is going down
You'll be alright
No-one can hurt you now
Come morning light
You and I'll be safe and sound
Just close your eyes,
You'll be alright
Come morning light
You and I'll be safe and sound...
What's that Luce?
Safe and Sound by Taylor Swift. :3
Kay.
It's the Hunger Games soundtrack.
I listened to it whilst reading Flame's e-mail.
Not my best idea. XD
Next will be slightly different..
I really hate you now, Flame
You made me cry! :P
*throws popcorn at Flame*
oh my Golden God, it's so quiet, today. D:
Tooo quiet
Im gonna explode something from boredom
Do any sorcerers change their last names when they marry another sorcerer? Like if Tanith and Billy-Ray...got married
Hello!
I got someone else to join OTOA...
*is alone*
Anyone? *crosses fingers*
Hiii
*screams*
NINJA PENGUINS!!!!!!!!!!!
They. Ate. Derek.
What? That sentence is extremely odd. And just as you come on, I have to go. Bye!
Hello.
Hi!!!!
Oopsie, the ninja penguins...eh not my fault
*skips away into the rainbow*
OH MY GOD, ZAFIRA DON'T EVEN SUGGEST THAT POSSIBILITY!!!!! NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. N-O-T!!!!
As you can tell. I despise the very concept of Tanith and Billy-Ray. Billy-Ray is mine. Tanith can't have him.
http://whenthehighlordsplay.blogspot.com/
Check it out! I need to post ,ore once I get my hands on the computer.
*more
Stupid iPad.
No Billy-Ray is Vinette Riddle's. And my 'twin'
Rrrrr... Mine!
Heeey I need to get my dang job back
*mutter and only 3 words are heard 'Kill, Derek, Bisahalani*
'Ello!
GANDALF and Val, will you guys join OTOA?
OTOA?
Hi Val! Lord Vile stepped on Derek-lizard this morning, I assure you he paid
OTOA: Operation Take Over America
We are trying to reinstate Val as Grand Mage. Give me a second and I'll post all the info we have so far.
Val as Grand Mage? I think you mean Zafira.
Zafira Kerias: General, and soon to be reinstated as Grand Mage
Kestrel LeStarre: Captain of Interrogation and Second in Command
Ariana Shade: Lead Detective
Nixion Strange: Weapons Supplier(Unconfirmed)
Base of Operations: Eden Threatening's fort
Objective: Kill Bisahalini
Yes me!!!
I WANT to be Grand Mage. Our lovely Golden God, seems to have forgotten
Yeah, sorry Val, replying to you, your name automatically went into my head.
*leaning against the tree with hands in her pockets*
This isn't gonna work lads.
Can I be a ninja?
Wait, no, I work for the Irish Sanctuary... Dammit.
Hey Kestrel, you realise I know Ariana in person, right? She's going to the Skulduggery party.
EM! HELLO!
Did you hear that weird dolphin noise me and Amanda made through the phone when we called Adra?
Yes it will shut up Em. Im not finished with chu, Wolfy
Yeah, I knew that. So? The Irish Sanctuary has every reason to hate Bisahalini.
Em, we know.
So? VAL come help...I will. I will wipe that smirk off of the Golden God's face. I see him, laughing. Thinking, "Ameriminions this so isnt going to work." SHUSH IT DEREK IT GONNA WORK
Okay then, I'll help. After all, the American Sanctuary IS trying to take over...
I WANNA BE A NINJA DETECTIVE. (...and so does Skulduggery, as of now, because I claim that he wants to be.)
Alright then, I shall add you to our list of assets.
And I'll fight Ariana for lead Detective!
(Let's just hope she doesn't smack me with her cane to be Solomon Wreath...)
You can be lead Ninja detective, and she can be Lead Normal detective
Good! See see VALKYRIE wants me Grand Mage. That would put me at happy median, if Derek lets me be Grand Mage AFTER the war
True. Because there will be a war. derek confirmed it. :)
Lads ye aren't just going against another group of minions
This is THE GOLDEN GOD we are talking about here.
How can you possibly have a chance?
Plus what if Skulduggery finds out??
Crimes against magical humanity springs to mind!
Skulduggery would probably help us, first of all.
And we're hoping the Golden God will bend to our pleas. :)
Because there's more of us, Derek probably would never be able to stop us, Derek cant get to America. See we win. HE CANT STOP US
And if he comes to America, we'll be too busy shrieking to continue with it.
Soon...The next page!
Anyway, Em, will you join us? Please? even though our attempts are likely to be futile?
Daaamn i wanted first
See, we win. Derek might hafta deal with it plus so long as we plan whilst he sleeps we be fine
WE SHALL STAND UP AGAINST MASTER DEREK TO MAKE ZAFIRA GRAND MAGE!
...Unless, you know, he makes us stop or something, because he's in charge and stuff.
MWAHAHAHA!
I dedicate this page to OTOA(Operation Take Over America) Zaf WILL regain her rank as Grand Mage!
I'm actually not all that certain about that, so if you want to join, please call 1800-333-3333. (Actually don't. It's a real number.) And since we basically have no one at the moment, if you join soon, its likely that you will get a position of some type of authority! So please, DOWN WITH BISAHALINI!
And Zaf, if he comes to America, well, we'll have won either way, won't we have?
True! And yes. Actually I dont listen to many rules UNLESS its actually realativly....useful. Like per say Derek told us we won and to stop, then i'd listen
However, if he told us he wasn't going ti change his mind, than we would continue being extremely annoying until he did.
Also, I have a friend, Czernobog Abaddon, and I would like to know if she could join as top Assassin.
Yuuup!!! I think as....well most seem to support the idea he would...of course he can be demonic, and decide he enjoys my suffering.
Kes, yes!!!!
Awesome. I'll tell her.
Speaking of Assassins.... Can I be lead Ninja assassin and detective?
Um...Maybe? Ninja Assassin? Maybe Detective Ninja Assassin.
Sure Val. I definetly need support to get my dang job back the more the merrier, trust me when Book 8 comes and if this works, any Ameriminion maybe Iriminions may hear my screams of delight
Bisahalini just deserves to die. Period.
Hey, do you guys think that when they go to war Skulduggery will become LV like he was in The War?
Omg...omg...omg...YEEES!!!!!!!
Im excited for Book 8...all I want is my job or to be mentioned st this point. If Derek got ver here that'd make me happier, so long as its Pennsylvania, New Jersey, New York, Delaware, Maryland im good cuz my parents so would take me
My parents probably wouldn't take me if it was over an hour away...
I just emailed adra and asked if she would join.
She's doing homework but she might...
I need to get this. We must convince Derek.....
I could do that especially if it was summertime cuz i'd be so excited to go....they'd take me
I've go tto go, bye!
Bye
Okk. No one here.
Oh no, I HAVE FOUND....i dunno
Wait, someone is here!
Yes, I am here indeed. Formulating plans against Master Derek
I've been gone for so long.
What? What have I missed?
Hello?
Oh, Derek fired me from Grand Mage of America Kestrel and I started Operation Take Over Amerca and basically a lot of Minions (kinda) joined up to get Derek to lemme be Grand Mage
So, is there going to be a war? I love wars, it's just so fun to watch people kill each other? So who's joining you? And who's on Derek's side?
So far, nobody on Derek's side beside himself.
Would you like to join my side in Operation Take Over America (OTOA)
Oh, no thanks.
I'm strictly almost always neutral. Good luck though.
Ah well thanks. I think we might...win. Emerald Melody thinks we wont but, theres more of US then there is Derek. Cuz well, Derek is ONE person, a bunch of Minions vs Derek, I'd say the odds are against Derek winning plus its mostly Ameriminions so its not like he can personally tell me to stop, that'd require him to come here
Hmm. Yeah..But a friendly tip, watch out for spies.
Oh I know. I dont want my plans fioled. It'd be easy if Derek gives in, knowing him he stubborn, must be an Irish thing
Yeah... I guess so, anything else I should know about?
Uhm, not really. Thats basically whats up right now
So how are you going to defeat Derek?
Ah well, I got few weapons of mass destruction, magic, punching, hitging each other, eh y'know maybe explosions
Wow. Sounds like a party.
Anyway, I have to go. I have tons of business to attend to.. I can't seem to manage my time. Bye, See ya later!
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