Annie Graves may or may not have been helped out in the ideas department by a gent called David Maybury. The name sound familiar? I've developed a habit- especially in the short stories- of killing off the Maybury brothers in increasingly horrible ways, and the real-life David Maybury is now trying to get his own back. In Frankenkids, the poor boys who are the victims of the terrible Uncle Fraser are named Landy, and the older one is called Derek...
I'm not going to tell you what terrible fate befalls them. All I will say is that David Maybury better watch out. In the next short story, he's getting his head cut off.
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Hi Val! *waves* My birthday is in April...
SO IS MINE
Damn, I have to go fold laundry. bbs.
What day? Mine's the 23rd.
See you soon, then.
29th.
That was faster than I expected. Oh, we're only 6 days apart! And now I must set the table. brb
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5yVsp6SrDc
^^^That's my theme song.
Alright then. I'm back now, for a little while at least.
I'll go check it out.
Listening now. That's pretty cool.
I'm going to write a Skulduggery theme song for my clarinet at some point.
Alright, that song was officially epic.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tra1zPqj9T8
That's my new theme song. And I have to go. Bye!
In the beam of our flashlights! The lady dressed in white!
Yess
Hello!
Hey Ana!
Will you join OTOA?
Yes!!!! We need to plan, Ameriminions who have off tomorrow tell me cuz i got off of school...if enough of us on we STRIIIIKE
What is OTOA?
And I'm 95% sure I DON't have tomorrow off.
I have school.
Zaf, we can't start yet. We have to recruit and interrogate and hatch nefarious plots and build things underground.
Operation Take Over America
Cus see Derek fired me I went rouge so Im trying to get my job back as Grand Mage, so we pkan to errs...*glares at Derek* kill Bisahalani the current Grand Mage and of course make it appear it wasnt us
Ana, OTOA:Operation Take Over America
Basically, we are killing Bisahalini and reinstating Zaf as Grand Mage. I'm Captain of Interrogation and Second in Command, Zaf is General, and our base is Eden's fort.
Zaf, it is ROGUE not ROUGE. Rouge is a colour and a type of makeup.
Ooo, sounds like fun! Can I be a detective?
I CANT SPELL!!! Gawd, Im gonna....never mind next time he's on...
Yes! Sure more the merrier!
Ana, what would you detect?
Technically, Captain of Interrogation is just torture.
I call interogating Derek!!! Gaed good thing he shouldnt be visiting Admerica....oooh i might petrify or he might try to stop our plan.
Ummm... I'll detect the best place to get weapons in the area!
Zafira Kerias:General, soon to be reinstated
Kestrel LeStarre: Captain of Interrogation, and Second in Command
Ariana Shade: Detective
Base of Operations: Eden Threatening's fort
Objective: Kill Bisahalini
That's what I have so far. Am I missing anything?
Zaf, do you think Nix would be willing to be our weapons supplier?
I'm Lead Detective. Detective Shade. Perfect >:)
Yes!!! He's my student he better help me Aussie or not
General., you're going to TORTURE Derek?
Lovely. I'll put him down as a possible sponsor.
Hell. Yes. I am at war with the Golden God AND Bisahalani.
Saying that, next we'll see Derek killing me off...oh well im super awesome coming bavk to liiiife
Well, if he kills you off, he'll have to mention you in the books, General.
Let it be known, however, that I will not participate in this shameful activity.
My thoughts: He aint coming to America what have I to lose?
I will not take part in torturing the Golden God under ANY circumstances! I might poke hom with a stick/spoon though...
*him
I love how im so, violent. I dont fear Derek. He fired me, what else? He wants to kill me off go ahead I would get in the book so evil genius mind of his wouldnt kill me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAD5m4x5sSE <3
I don't fear Derek. But I no wish to torture him either...
I guess I should be nice to him....he did petrify me when Em told him I exploded Ireland and tried to assinate her
Derek said I had issues :)
Derek do I have issues? I think I'm fairly normall
I don't fear Derek.
*laughs*Zaf, normal? *snorts*
I am normal!
*starts poking Derek with a stick of beef jerky*
*nods sarcastically* Very normal.
BEEF JERKY!!!!!!
I've never had beef jerky.
Is there an archery/knife throwing/practice range anywhere in Blogland?
Hmmm...
I CALL
*picks up Derek-lizard and puts him in a tree*
Where Derek-lizard was
*DIES* YOU'VE NEVER HAD BEEF JERKY?!?!?!? I'll have to scold you on that later.
Gonna go take a shower, might be on later. Bye!
See you!
*wanders over to brand-new target board* *takes out both throwing knives*
Oooh yes!!!
*attacks a dummy with shadows making the dummy die in seconds*
that, will be Bisahalani
I'm just practicing...
*throws first knife* *hits bulls-eye* I haven't had these very long, you know.
Im going to MURDER Bisahalani and Derek....oooh yes. I shall...I dunno.
*pokes Derek* you awake?
Not Derek. If you nurse Derek than we won't get books 8&9.
*murder
Im not gonna until after
But what if he reinstates you before then?
Well ill be happy and he live
C'mon yiu'd go after him! I got fired :/
Is there any additional info. You want me to add to the above summary? ^
I really want a Tardis bookshelf for Christmas...
No, he DEMOTED you. Not fired.
Hi again Ana!
I want a model skeleton for Christmas. Do TARDIS bookshelve even exist?
Yep I saw a picture of one wit my own eyes 0.o
http://imgur.com/gallery/YbLTD
MINE!!
http://bowtiesandginghamshirts.tumblr.com/post/27899002347/how-to-make-my-tardis-bookshelf
Alright, that's amazing.
I have to go...
Bye!
Isn't it? :D
Bye!
...
Derek was a farmer?!?!?!
Good thing I participated in Farmer Day...
Woah! When was Derek a farmer?
My same reaction. Apparently he said he lived on a farm in Ireland
I gtg bed nows
Niiiighy i be on tomorriw aaaaal day
G'night :)
Kittys will eat your face!
Ummmm... Well I guess I'm gonna go now... I guess... Well... Bye?
Ever fallen off your bike, smashed your front tooth and had 4 stitches in your chin?
hi Nix!
*hums no particular song*
KOALA
BLOG POST BY ME:
http://myoddandawesomelife.blogspot.com.au/2012/10/look-what-i-found.html
Hi guys! I am making milk choc chip muffins... Will be distant!!
Hi Death!
*munches on chips*
Hey Miss Cain!
Wow. I'm weird. I'm researching Skulduggery related stuff and laughing at their mistakes.
I do that all the time!!
*Laughs*
They get so much wrong!!!
I know!! When ever they mention the Faceless Ones, they never use capitals!! SHAME ON THEM!! :P
I know!
*Casts evil voodoo thing on them*
May you all turn into pancakes!
*laughs*
I'm making a Popplet about it, hence the research. But this research is FUN!!
*Junps up*
Muffins are done! Back in 5!
*Waves and runs off to the oven*
*calls after*
BRING ME SOME!!!
*Bring out tray of perfect muffins*
Here ya go!
*Hands three muffins over to Miss Cain*
*grins*
Thanks Death.
*eats one*
Yum!
*Grins back*
My special ingredient in there!
*Holds up bag of white powder*
*looks closely at white powder*
What is that...?
Flour!
*Laughs at Miss Cain's reaction*
What did you think it was??
*glares*
You could of just said it's flour.
wbd
*Laughs*
I am Doctow Who-ing!
BALLOON!!
POP!
HEL! *hugs*
The randomest thing just popped into my head.
Valkyrie riding a dragon.
Random alright!
Doctor Who-ing again!!
MISSY! *hugs*
That would be... EPIC!
I KNOW!!
I have to go now. Bye all!
See ya!
I'm going too, bye!
I'm a psycho...watching all the trap scenes from Saw... Better stop, I'll get too many ideas. ;)
...WOAH, I'M KIDDING, OKAY? Settle!
:P
*Laughs*
I am still Doctor Whoing!
*Laughs evily*
I have too many plans Eveo!
Hello.
Hello?
http://blogcritics.org/books/article/book-review-skulduggery-pleasant-by-derek/
Nefarious Serpine? *bursts out laughing*
Hi!
I saw that you were looking for errors, found that one, and had to say something.
How are you?
I'm good.
Completely annoyed at the fact I have 4 stitches in my chin and half of one of my front tooth is fake and they both happened yesterday.
Other then that, I'm good.
Eeesh. HOw did that happen?
*burts out laughing*
Nefarious Serpine!!
*bursts
Fell off my bike. Badly.
You ok?
I'm better. Still annoyed though.
I can see why.
I have to go...BYe!
Bye Kessie!
SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!
CAKE!!!
This is my life at at school:
A: *while completing a worksheet* I'm the most randomest person ALIVE, trust me.
B: No, I'm more random than any of you.
A: Yeah, right. Apples.
B: Silver.
A: Toast.
B: Malaysia.
Me: Bitches, please.
*eats worksheet*
*me waiting impatiently*
MISS CAKE!!!
If I were to say that at school, people will be saying yes instently.
Miss Cake... I like it. :P
SURPRISE PRESENTS!!!!!!!!
WOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Are they for ME? :D
Er... no.
I just found out I'm getting presents that I don't know about.
*hands Eve a surprise present*
SURPRISE!!!
Cool! Find out what it is and then tell me so I can steal it from you!
YAAAAAAAY!
*munches it*
It's a live chicken.
I think.
....
...
...
....
...GIVE IT TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*hands over present*
*eats live chicken*
*hugs Miss* I thank you for the present, but I have to sleep....it's 12:11 here! AND IT'S A SCHOOL NIGHT.
Damn your un-school-ness....
Buh buh :D
*hugs again and bursts into oblivion*
Bye Eve!
Morning!!!
And Derek im NOT skipping school. We actually have off. The kids do but teachers like my mom have inservice where they do trainings. See I can be a pain AAAAAALLLL day.
Hi Zaf!
Hi Miss Cain!
Warning: never let Zaf wander alone. Bad things happen.
*suddenly Lord Vile appears*
that SO was not my doing...
Where did HE come from?
That is a good question...I dunno. I think Derek set him on us
*summons shadows, just in case*
I think it was Derek...
*has own shadows ready*
hey Vile's closer...l
*sharpens shadows*
*stares*
Take him on?
*Vile sends shadow knives at bothnus faster then most Necromancers could*
*puts up a wall of shadows quickly but one gets through and scratches my leg*
*sends own shadows to deflect his but one pireces my arm*
damn it!!! Who sent him?! DEREK!!!!! Why did you send Lord Vile?!
*Vile shadow walks behind us and sends shadows straight at Miss Cain's head*
*ducks just in time*
Zaf, this is kinda your fault!!
*dodges another round of shadows then puts a protective shadow bubble around me*
WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER EVER GETTING BACK TOGETHERRRRR
Yes but...
*Vile sends them at me*
*ducks in nick of time and sends tendrils of darkness at his chest*
blaming Derek more fun
*grins at Zaf*
Fun all round.
Hi L!
Helloooooo ALL!
*walks in chewing Fruitella wrapper* Yes, I am doing this irl . . . They're surprisingly hard after a while.
*swallows wrapper* Now for the Fruitella itself! *pops Fruitella in mouth*
Hi. Wbd, homework. :(
*grins+
HI COME FIGHT??
Hi Ariana and Star!
*shadows get through my shadow bubble*
Dammit...
*sends a wave of shadows at Vile*
Uno
Hello, everyone!
*hugs everyone*
It's nice having a break from homework. I don't have to do it unless I feel like it. xD
*Vile sends more shadows easily destroying the bubble*
oh snap no he dudnt...
*sends my own shadows at him*
*hugs L then sends another wave of shadows at Vile*
Hey Luciana! Hate homework. I've got school in like ten minutes :P
I hate homework. Doing it now.
*hugs L*
*Vile barely notices and sends enogh shadows at me to send me flying*
AHHH!!!!!
*smacks tree*
*Vile turns to Miss Cain and sends a compkete wall of darkness at her*
Oh-
*wall of darkness smashes into me, slamming me into the ground*
*groans*
*gets popcorn*
*watches fight*
I dedicate this page to the fight. PEOPLE FIIIIGHT WE SAVING YOU FROM LORD VILE! I also dedicate to Derek, love you Derek!
*gets up unsteadly*
*sends a giant wave of shadows at Vile*
*groans* tree hurts...
*Vile sends another wave of darkness at me shutting me up then turns to Miss Cain sending shadows at her on the ground*
*rips section off piece of paper and puts it in mouth, irl* OMGG the paper from our printer tastes so nice. Fruitella wrappers arw just blergh.
(oopsie heeere
*Vile gets hit but still fights sending a larger wave but it seems it might have hurt hin*
*slams torrent of ink into Vile*
*runs toward backpack I have*
*pulls out crossbow*
*uses shadows for arrows*
*shoots over and over at Vile*
*dodges behind tree as he sends shadows back at me*
*towards the
*Vile feels the ink splatter on him and sends a wave of darkness straight at Star his armour all inky*
*Vile dodges the arrows easily and sends his own form of arrows back at Muss Cain*
*looks up*
HEEY GET HIM TO BRING SKULDUGGERY BACK!
*sends my own shadow knives at Vile*
*ducks under shadows*
*shoots again*
*chucks crossbow down at sends shadow knives*
I really want to stay and attack Vile but I've gotta go to school now! Orevaur little biscuits!
*throws a tree at Vile*
*vanishes*
*yelps and falls flat on face, wave of darkness passing over me*
*and
Bye Ariana!
FOURS ARIAN- *leg gets hit by shadows, causing me to fall over, gasping*
*limps back behind tree, chewing numbing leaf*
Bye Ariana!!!
*Vile shadow walks making the tree crash on the ground and gets hit by the shadow knives annoyed at that he sends some back at Miss Cain then kicks Star in the head. Then he sends shadows at me and accidently steps Derek-lizard*
HE TOUCHED DEREK-LIZARD!!!
*dodges shadows and shadow walks behind Vile*
*kicks forces me to topple over again*
*a shadow knife hits me in the leg*
*curses*
*sends a wave of darkness, looking like a tsunami, into Vile*
*pulls numbing leaf from my backpack and chews on it*
*Vile stumbles back nearly hitting me then he sends a hurricane of shadows at Miss Cain*
*sends shadows at Vile's legs*
*Vile litterally sends me into the lake with force of shadows*
*inspects wound*
*grimces*
*looks at hurricane*
*shadow walks into the middle of the hurricane, where it's calm*
*sends shadows into the hurricane, forcing it to slow down and to dissipate*
*Vile gets agitated and shadow walks behind Miss Cain sending shadows at her neck*
(swry Dad called irl he getting a tooth pulled
*twists out of the way of the shadows just in time*
*groans*
I have to go now, bye!
Bye Miss Cain!
*stands up and pours ink on Vile's head*
FOURS CAIN!
Sorry for poofing!
*sits in a chair humming to Alien Ant Farm songs randomly*
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