Friday, October 5, 2012

Frankenkids

Just a short note to let you know that if you have any younger brothers or sisters and they like a fun, creepy little scare on the run-up to Halloween (and really, who doesn't?) then my suggestion is to check out Frankenkids, by Annie Graves.

Annie Graves may or may not have been helped out in the ideas department by a gent called David Maybury. The name sound familiar? I've developed a habit- especially in the short stories- of killing off the Maybury brothers in increasingly horrible ways, and the real-life David Maybury is now trying to get his own back. In Frankenkids, the poor boys who are the victims of the terrible Uncle Fraser are named Landy, and the older one is called Derek...

I'm not going to tell you what terrible fate befalls them. All I will say is that David Maybury better watch out. In the next short story, he's getting his head cut off.


4,901 comments:

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Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Bye!!

Eh im just gonna go,

IM WATCHING YOU DEREK!!! COME TO A PEACEFUL CONCLUSION AND NO ONE GETS HURT

Anonymous said...

No, Zaf, stay!

Anonymous said...

Hi Kal! Will YOU join OTOA?

Anonymous said...

Operation Take Over America. We are reinstating Zaf as Grand Mage. One second and I'll give you all the info.

Anonymous said...

Zafira Kerias:General, soon to be reinstated as Grand Mage.


Kestrel LeStarre: Captain of Interrogation, and Second in Command

Ariana Shade: Lead Detective

Nixion Strange: Weapons supplier(unconfirmed)


Valkyrie V. Cain/Ivy Animosity: Assassin Ninja detective

Czernobog Abaddon: Top Assassin

Base of Operations: Eden Threatening's fort

Objective: Kill Bisahalini

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

HELLO WEIRDOS

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

KAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Anonymous said...

Hi Val!

Kali, what do you want to be?

Anonymous said...

You can be the Thief. You break into places and steal important documents and objects.

Anonymous said...

Welcome. We're basically asking everybody.

Anonymous said...

Ok.

How are you?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hmmm... I like looking at stuff for Halloween... *continues looking*

Anonymous said...

What are you gonna be?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Well, I'll either be Valkyrie (again), which means I need no costume whatsoever, or I'll be wearing something fancyish, kinda like the Woman in Black, just not as terrifying. Because, yes, okay, I like fancy dresses.

Anonymous said...

I'm being Melancholia. Ihave no clue how to do the eyes though...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Oh! My sister was Melancholia last year for the Skulduggery party... This year my friend Zoe is. She's scared because I'm the one drawing all the little symbols on her face... Mwahaha...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

As for the eyes, her eyes aren't ALWAYS red. Only for a little bit.

Anonymous said...

I know. But they're red on the back of DB and it would just be cooler if they were.

Anonymous said...

Wbd, writing.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

You could get some really freaky contacts.

Anonymous said...

But see, I don't need contacts.


Would you mind reading this and telling me what you think? I know it's long, and not SP related, but I would really love some feedback.

http://www.wattpad.com/story/1568511-the-one-who-was

Anonymous said...

*is no longer writing*

Phoebe said...

* walks in * Hi people, animals, and other, from the future, present and past, how do you be on such a fine day??

Phoebe said...

...

Phoebe said...

serious case of de ja vu here...

Phoebe said...

well, if anyone still exists, let me know :)

Phoebe said...

I'll be waiting...

Calidae Dark said...

Still waiting.

Jophiel said...

*Falls out of a tree*

*Hits ground with head*

What up guys? I shall be distant... Doctor Who-ing again...

*Grins*

I love Matt Smith! He is mine!!!

*Laughs awesomely*
One of my friends wants to be a movie director when he is older and he wants to direct a few Doctor Who's and he said, and I quote, "I will let you be the companion for as long as you want! I will also make sure I get the best Doctor, who shall be hotter than Matt Smith!"

I love you Andrew!!!

Gabriel said...

Mist left?

Jophiel said...

I image so...

*Sings*
Tick tock goes the clock, as River kills the Doctor

Gabriel said...

Hmmm..Okay. So, are you on Derek's side for the Grand Mage thingy?

Jophiel said...

Uh... I have no idea what you are talking about???


Have we met?

Gabriel said...

Wait, never mind...

Yeah we met. The Requiem Ball.

Jophiel said...

Oh! That was while ago, sorry... Please don't feel insulted that I forgot... I haven't slept in weeks!

Insomnia!!
*Laughs crazily*

Flame Phoenix said...

I'm so tired...

I couldnt be bothered with school
It's sooo cold!

Flame Phoenix said...

http://flamephoenixs.blogspot.ie/?m=0


(Please the Origin chapter one)

It's new!

Phoebe said...

Hi. Please tell me someone is on this time. Please.

Phoebe said...

Gargh I give up.

Phoebe said...

Fine then. Im leaving.

Jophiel said...

I am eating a Doctor Whoing!!!
*Laughs*

Jophiel said...

RIVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Starts smashing small bushes*
RIVER! TIME CAN NOT BE REWRITTEN!!!!!

Jophiel said...

*Stops smashing and starts singing I Feel Good*
*Does Gangnam Style dance to it*

Jophiel said...

Those of us with Slender Paranoia!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1SKDkWFdkM

Jophiel said...

And I am gone!!!!

Jophiel said...

Just popping in for a sec!

New personal best!!!

I ate $6 worth of chips!
*Pokes tounge out lazily*
I feel sick...

Jophiel said...

Lucy was right... Blogland is dead...

Lucy, again, this is not your fault! Luce, this is my fault! I have been stubborn when I was wrong and unable to admit it to myself, I have also been very, very, VERY sexist at times... I am so very sorry!

I feel terrible an I doubt I shall be back on, I mean it this time... I know I will probably not be missed (except by Eden) but time heals all wounds, right? I am taking a break but I will be on my blog, Roses of Death... The other one I shall delete; it is useless!

I am sorry, but it is for the best... I may just ghost the comments from time to time and I should be back for Derek's birthday... At least I will try!

Goodbye my friends, I hope that someday we all shall meet in real life and 'good luck in whatever you decide to do with your life'!

*Smiles and leaves Blogland keys on a log*

Eve the ROCK said...

Mm-hmm, ooooooookay...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*looks at previous comments*

I think I've missed something.

Gabriel said...

WHo here likes One Direction?

Gabriel said...

Whoops..no one is here/

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

I don't like them.

Gabriel said...

Yes! I like you already, Miss Cain.

Do you know who Felicia Day is?

Gabriel said...

Okay, never mind. Bye!

Eve the ROCK said...

*highfives Miss*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*accepts highfive from Eve*

Very distant...

Eve the ROCK said...

Okay :)

Ebony Law said...

Hello? o-o

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Hi Jaden!

Ebony Law said...

Oh sorry to keep you waiting. :) still there?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Yeah, I'm distant still.

Ebony Law said...

Is Eve gone?

Ebony Law said...

I should be asleep...

But I still lay here in underpants with the window open and the fan on. I love the cold.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

I don't think Eve is gone.

Jophiel said...

This is my last post...

Star: You are one of the most amazing people I have ever met! Please, keep bubbling!!

Nix: As Lucy said, "The sky is up!" Keep your head up and a smile on your face. You will be the last Vic minion! Make me proud and show others how great you are!

Kes: Kes, your an amazing person; you are beautiful! Only a few people have the purness you do! Infect others! Make them smile! After all, smiles are contagious!!

Eve: Eve, you rock!! You are amazing and I love how you are pretty much my neighbor! You are pure, like Kes, amazing...

Zath: As I said to Nix, keep your head up! The sky isn't the limit! Dream big and accomplish more! You have a will of iron and I am so very sorry about misreading your comment, when you were agreeing with me about women handling themselves...

Hel: No more skateboard hitting! It is very evil!

Em: We all love you! If you ever need a helping hand, please, ask! Einstein didn't get into uni his first shot...

Chase: I love you Chase! You were so sweet when Em was sick! Your compassion is otherworldly! Don't stop! You will make the world see in a different colour if you keep it up!

Luce: I am so sorry for my past mistakes, I feel beyond terrible! Every time I see you I am reminded of what a terrible person I am! You, on the other hand, are beautiful, wonderful, amazing, one of the only people who don't care of our past mistakes! You are my sister!

Valkyrie V. Cain: We have had many fights, yes... And I have had my head chopped off and been punched a lot by you and Skul, but... I will always remember your awesomeness that you carry everywhere you go!

Miss Cain: I will leave a batch of muffins for you and your amazingness! *Pulls out tray of ever-lasting muffins*

Sir (Sharky): My dearest Sharky, it has been ever so long since we have conversed! I would have enjoyed the pleasure of saying goodbye while you were present... But life is life...
GAH! I will never talk like that!!! I need a bigger vocabulary!!!!
I will miss your awesome vocab, Sharky... And saying "Please don't eat me! I am an innocent little girl!"

Sparky: I thank you for giving me a second chance Sparky, and for telling me when I was going too far. Without a good friend like you... I don't know where I would be!

Eden: You have to be the best person I have ever met on here! You are so sweet and kind and have a habit of saving me when I get crushed by rocks, or get my legs chopped off... Or various other means of torture... *Smiles* I will miss you so much... Though I do have your email...
And your new puppy is adorable!!!!

I am so sorry everyone, and I am sorry if I missed anyone too! I would like you to know that I shall never forget anyone and if I do, you can brutally murder me and I won't press charges... Gabriel, today was different... I am tired! And feeling sick!

I love you all! You are wonderful, amazing people; just let the world see you! Goodbye!

Ebony Law said...

I don't suppose typing Eve in capitals continuously would help...

Jophiel said...

Please pass this on!

Ebony Law said...

Nice to know I'm left out... I'm Dylan ;-;

Ebony Law said...

AW DEAAATTHH. You leaving?

Jophiel said...
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Jophiel said...

Yes, read my other long post above...
*Points up*

Ebony Law said...

Ah. You pre-apologised. You leave me startled...

Jophiel said...

Zaf: You are my crazy friend... I love you! Not in the wierd way! Not like that!! I mean like, sisterly love!
*Smiles*

I will miss you all so much!!!!!

Ebony Law said...

-smiles gleefully-

You wouldn't be surprised how many people I've left that mark on.

Jophiel said...

I do get thorough when I wanna!

Jophiel said...

*Smiles back*
Can you make sure you tell the people I've mentioned about this? Please?

Anonymous said...

HI guys!

Death, why are you leaving?

Ebony Law said...

Yes. I'd hug you, but I remember what happened the last time I hugged a stranger. Have you had several knives protruding from your back before, Rose?

Anonymous said...

DON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'TDON'T!

Ebony Law said...

Yep. I'll make sure the word gets around. c:

Jophiel said...

I think I have... A few times....

Kes, read to my other long comment...

Anonymous said...

I did. But still....

Jophiel said...

Thanks Dark!
*Hugs Dark and makes sure there are no knives on him or myself*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*tacklehugs Death*

I'll make sure to pass it on and thanks for the muffins.

Jophiel said...

My other long comment?

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Hi Kessie!

Anonymous said...

Hi Cain!

Ebony Law said...

No, not much fun. Although I had lots of fun carving his eyeballs out. Or was thar Dwyer... Hm. Probably Dwyer.

Jophiel said...

*Gets tacklehugged*
Thanks, and there is flour in them again*
*Hands Miss Cain the bag*

Anonymous said...

Yes, Death, I did. But you shouldn't leave. If you leave, then you won't be able to repair whatever it is that you think you've done.

Anonymous said...

Jaden, are you like Jekll and Hyde?

Jophiel said...

*Decides not to say anything to Dark*

Ebony Law said...

Oh yay. A hug. Um... -pats head- good girl. :)

Jophiel said...

Eventually, it will be erased...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*smiles at the bag of flour*

*hugs Death again*

Death, will you still be on DeviantART?

Ebony Law said...

Jekyll and Hyde? I'm sure that'd make a lot more sense if I knew what Jekyll and Hyde is.

Jophiel said...

*Huffs*
No. One. Calls. Me. A. Good. Girl.
*Glares, and adds more magic to it to make the glaring hurt more*

Jophiel said...

Not really, Cain... I haven't added anything... I comment and haven't checked it since the ball...

Ebony Law said...

No no, say things. Your voice can't puncture lungs... I hope.

Anonymous said...

Death, you have deviantART?

And as for time mends all.... Skulduggery is still Vile, isn't he?

Ebony Law said...

Does that make Lord Vile Skully's true name?

Anonymous said...

What? No.

wait, have you not read DB yet?

Jophiel said...

But Skul uses it to his advantage... He uses Vile to contain Val... But what is the advantage to being annoying and sexist? Nothing!
*Pouts*
I am so annoying at times!!!

Ebony Law said...

Yes, yes. The glare. Ouch. I'll call you a good girl if I like. Unless you wanna start a fight and have a throwing knife stuck in your face, then by all means, react


I give off a scary vibe..

Ebony Law said...

I've read every one. Including KOTW and I got it on first day it was released, and finished in 24 hours.

Anonymous said...

I have better throwing knives than you. Plus my jepic kitanas..

Death, yes, he uses it to contain Darquesse, but because he is Vile, we had the armor running around...

Jophiel said...

Glaring is one of my magical abilities, if I glare at you, you experience unimaginable pain and wanna die... A bit like Serpine's Red Right Hand...

I can also twist gravity...
*Turns Dark upside down*

Jophiel said...

And I don't see me with armour! I have pjs on!!

Anonymous said...

Jaden, alright. Now I'm jealous. I didn't get KotW til September 20th.






































































































































































































Damn American HarperCollins

Jophiel said...

*Shrugs*
Us Aussies got it ages ago..

Anonymous said...

Death, who said anything about armor?

Anonymous said...

We know. And that make us Ameriminions very mad indeed....

Ebony Law said...

-remains upright- do not try.

Do not even try.


And better knives? My knives were made by Angus Rage, the finest weaponry maker across the world. He lives in Sweden.

Ebony Law said...

Challenge me. Glare at me again. Go on.

Jophiel said...

But because he's Vile, we had the armour running around

You said it, Kes...

I have to go to sleep now... It was a pleasure to meet you all!
*Bows*
Hopefully we shall meet again in the future...?

Jophiel said...

*Glares at Dark and twists the gravity so his arms are pinned to the ground*

Done!

Bye!!

Ebony Law said...

Damn no fight. :(

Anonymous said...

MY knives are made of onyx, have foot long blades, iron hilts and no crossguards.


My SWORDS were found in the same cavern as Vile's armour. They are identical katanas with black blades, iron hilts with a crystal on each crossguard, and have the ability to such souls with a touch.

Anonymous said...

Bye Death... :(

Anonymous said...

*steal

Ebony Law said...

-Swiftly moves over to Death, sending several nerve strikes up her back-

Anonymous said...

*sighs* *draws swords*

Ebony Law said...

Kestrel, the God Mod

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Bye Death!!!!

Ebony Law said...

Ah, the swords. Shall I bite my nails? Beg for mercy? Cry, even?

Nope. Just gonna stand here.

Anonymous said...

I have to go. Bye!

Ebony Law said...

-metal glaze spreads across my body-


Hurt me now.

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Bye Kessie!

Ebony Law said...

WUSS!!

Jophiel said...

*Slaps Dark*

DON'T YOU DARE CALL KES A WUSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Slaps Dark again*

YOU WILL NOT LIKE ME WHEN I AM MAD!! I AM LIKE THE J. G.'S WHEN I AM MAD! I TAKE DOWN TOWNS IN A TEMPER TANTRUM!!!!!!

Ebony Law said...

Hello? ;-;

Jophiel said...

I am gone now... Don't call my sister a wuss again!!

Ebony Law said...

You do NOT want to meet Dwyer, either GOOD GIRL.

Ebony Law said...

WUSS WUSS WUSS WUSS WUSS.

Five.

Jophiel said...

*Screams and makes the gravity force Dark on his knees*
*Kicks his face*
DON'T CALL ME "GOOD GIRL"!!!!!

Jophiel said...

OR MY SISTER A WUSS!
*Grabs knife and stabs his back*

Ebony Law said...

-Laughs- What are you, the hulk? Both of you are wusses. Go play with your dolly, sweetie.

Jophiel said...

I don't have time for this... It's god damn 11:12pm!

Bye!!
*Storms off*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*sends a wave of shadows at Dark*

You heard her.

Ebony Law said...

You forgot there's a metal glaze around me.

Ebony Law said...

-shoots Cain with lightning-

Ebony Law said...

And sweetie, darkness is included in my four irregular elements. :)

Jophiel said...

You were the one with the roots! Weren't you?! The one who trapped my in roots and left without letting them let go of me?! I knew that we had met Dark!!

*Leaves*
*Hugs Miss Cain on the way out*
Thanks, my sister!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*dodges lighting and sends shadows at Dark's feet*

Ebony Law said...

First bitches!

Ebony Law said...

First bitches!

Ebony Law said...

First bitches!

Ebony Law said...

First bitches!

Ebony Law said...

First bitches!

Ebony Law said...

First bitches!

Jophiel said...

And Dark, I wouldn't say go play with your dollies sweetie, if I were you... I don't have animie as my profile pic!

Ebony Law said...

So having anime as a profile pic makes me play with dolls? Right, I see the logic in that.

Jophiel said...

No, it makes you a girl!!

*Leaves and hands Cain a sheet of paper*

Muffin recipe!

Jophiel said...

And Dark, only people who I like and who know what an oximoron is are aloud to talk to me without being fools!

Jophiel said...

Oh, and the last person who called me a bitch, he was in hospital for a week... Suffering internal bleeding in the skull... So, don't tempt me!

Ebony Law said...
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Jophiel said...

Cain, it was an honor to know you!

Bye!

Ebony Law said...

At least I can SPELL oxymoron.

Jophiel said...
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Ebony Law said...

AND WHY IS THERE A PICTURE OF ME IN MY MOST RECENT BLOGPOST WHO IS OBVIOUSLY A MAN??

Jophiel said...

Dude, seriously? I have bloody insomnia! I haven't slept for weeks!!! I am trying tonight!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*hugs Death*

Jophiel said...

I am saying that you are ACTING like a girl! Princess!

Ebony Law said...

Okay, you just complained about my swearing and then you sweared. Smaaaarrrt.

Jophiel said...
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Jophiel said...

*Hugs Cain*

I'll miss you!!

Ebony Law said...

I have insomnia too. And bulmia. And, what was the, uhh... Oh! Yeah, the terminal chronic heart disease. :)

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Dinner, bye!

*hugs Death again*

I will be talking to you through DeviantART, OK?

Jophiel said...
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Jophiel said...

I'll try to get on for you Cain!
Bye!!

Ebony Law said...

And I DON'T have depression from the terminal cancer?

Jophiel said...

Thank you Jayden... I am deleting the comment about how you were so nice, I was thinking about someone else!!

Jophiel said...
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Ebony Law said...

Now I feel bad...

Can we talk about the insomnia?

Jophiel said...

Fine... But you should ded first... It will get your mind off it...

Ebony Law said...

My mum died terminally when I was three, and my dad killed himself DWI (Driving While Intoxicated) and I have a sister, Alice.

Ebony Law said...

I dedicate this page to Rose, and our awkward mixed emotions type relationship we have going...

Ebony Law said...

How old are you, Rose?

Jophiel said...
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Jophiel said...

14, my birthday is in June...

You?

And thanks!

Jophiel said...

I don't celebrate my birthday because of what happened at my aunts house

Jophiel said...

Dark, I'm sorry of I was a jerk before... I just get... You know... I become an idiot... Bipolar...

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Back.

Ebony Law said...

Is... Is that why you can't sleep? I remember I was living in Phoenix when my mum died. Very hot. And I love the cold now. I always sleep naked, with the fan on and window open.

Jophiel said...

Hey... No more hurting Dark! He's cool now!
*Smiles*

Anonymous said...

Jayden, you're calling me a wuss, and yet you waited for me to leave to say it?



And now I'm gone again.

Jophiel said...

I think so... The Shrinks have no clue! I keep fighting them, they want to put me away but there is no where around Central Vic to go...

Dark, I'm really sorry about your parents...

Jophiel said...

Bye Kes!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

OK, fair enough, no hunting Dark. I'm good with that.

Jophiel said...

I live in a family of 7, including myself... And not one of them actually pays any attention to me! My tomato plant likes me better than them!

Jophiel said...

Okay, I have to go... My parents are getting suspicious...

Jophiel said...

Good bye!!!!

*Hugs Cain and Dark*

I'm sorry for being a jerk. In a real cow sometimes....
Forgive me?

Ebony Law said...

Same here. Bye everyone. :)

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

*hugs Death*

FORGIVEN!!!

*hugs one last time*

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

Bye Dark!

Jophiel said...

Bye Cain!!!
*Hugs Cain tightly*
*Passes Cain some keys*
Behind that bush over there is a Bentley, it was a gift from a friend at school... You have it!

Jophiel said...

Make sure everyone knows of the preivious page, Cain!
I love you! You are my sister!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

I will Death!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!

Miss Cain; The Aussie Ninja Stalker said...

EVE!!!

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