Saturday, June 30, 2012

Winners and Release Dates

For those of you who don't know, we recently ran a writing competition on the Skulduggery website, where I supplied the first 50 words of a story and left it to others to come up with the next 450. The ten winners were supposed to be announced last week, but it took my publishers longer than expected to cope with the massive response... Ah, those silly publishers. When will they learn?

I was sent a little over 30 entries and it was not easy narrowing them down. As usual, the standard of writing was very high- and not just with the winners, either. A lot of the entries made me laugh, and that's always a good starting-off point, but the major point of interest for me was watching where you took the story. I gave the villain an outrageous name- Sadistica Tortura- and sat back and let the fun begin. There were some lovely ideas in there, some lovely moments and some fantastic lines. You should all be proud- especially those of you who managed to stick to the word count (ahem).


I managed to take a few days off last week, but seeing as how I have about five weeks before I head off on tour, I need to start working again. August is pretty much wiped off my calendar as far as writing goes, so I'm going to have to get an early start on Book Eight. Which is scary, because it only seems like a few weeks ago that I finished Book Seven. I'm not going to talk about Book Eight AT ALL until a few months from now, once you've absorbed KOTW into your bloodstream, but it feels kind of weird to be tying up all of these stories that I've been telling since 2007. Best not dwell, methinks...

Oh, and as for KOTW release dates, those lucky scamps in Australia/New Zealand will be getting the new book ever-so-slightly ahead of anyone else... My tour there starts on August 8th, and my publishers want the books on the shelves at LEAST one week before that- maybe even two. For the UK and Ireland, we're looking at a release date of August 30th, I think.

Of course, the Minions-who-speak-funny know by now how much I detest spoilers, and you've all been fantastic at not ruining the books for other people. I shall expect this to continue (shakes fist in a threatening manner...)

For all you Ameriminions, still no news on getting the newer books released over there, my apologies. I have some positive news for the Germinions, however, as my German publishers are planning to catch up to the English-language releases. More news on that when I have it.


Oh, and Irish readers will be able to take a break from the football final on Sunday night to tune into Celebrity Mastermind on TV3, where I shall be showing off my amazing brain power on national TV. Hells yeah.


And now, a picture.



4,806 comments:

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Helena Ember Sky said...

ARGH! Ijust realised Miss Cain followed my stupid last blog. Gah! Don't follow My Awesome Holiday !

Helena Ember Sky said...

You should be proud Sparky.

Cat said...

Whenever i can write my sentences always turn out to be really long, with too many adjectives...

Helena Ember Sky said...

Have you seen Zath recently? He hasn't been on the forums for a while.

Helena Ember Sky said...

Good for you Cat... Good for you...

Luciana said...

You okay, Sparky?

Alexis A. said...

Whenever I write, all my sentences manage to be compound. -.-

Sparky Braginski said...

I am proud, actually...

I plan on some sort of celebration when I get to fifty.

Sparky Braginski said...

Fine Lu.

Cat said...

oh... okay... if you dont care... i mean, i didnt think you did, but

youre just being touchy, cat
maybe i have a reason to be touchy-
you never have a reason to be touchy, you idiot! you just make everything about you, dont you?
stop

Helena Ember Sky said...

Hello again L! I have to have a shower because I JUST remembered I have a friend that I never see coming today. And I completely forgot. DEREK! *shakes fist back at him* CANBERRA!

Sparky Braginski said...

I'm really happy that people think my imagery is good...

I've been working on it of ages..

Helena Ember Sky said...

It's excellent Sparky! Now Bye!

Sparky Braginski said...

Bye Em!

Luciana said...

If you're sure, Sparky! :'3

Kay, Hel.

I care, cat! :)

Helena Ember Sky said...

CANBERRA!

Sparky Braginski said...

I am sure Lu.

Luciana said...

Then all is good. C:

Sparky Braginski said...

It is too!

Luciana said...

Everything actually is looking on the up, right now. Which is greaaaatttt! Cx

I'm also going to buy more SP books, soon!

Sparky Braginski said...

W-Why would you need MORE?

Luciana said...

Because I aim to
1. have more sp books than Becky.
2. Complete the entire UK/Ire collection.
3. Have some sexy books to see on my shelf every time I walk into my room.
4. Make up for never having met Derek.

I'm also obsessed. And 30 isn't so many! :'3

Now I have to go and sleep. It's half one and I've got tons of work to do when I get up, later!

Bye! *hugs*

Sparky Braginski said...

Bye!

Cat said...

Vye Luc. Vye everyo e who left.

Nixion Strange said...

Hey

Sparky Braginski said...

Hi Nix.

Cat said...

AUrgh.... sixty-fi e wordsin my first sentence... groan.

Cat said...

Hello Nixon. Ive heard a lot about you...
Bye the way, sparky, do you remember me?

Sparky Braginski said...

Yes Cat, I do.

You commented on my website.

Eve the ROCK said...

*reads comments* Ah. Smush.

Okay, Demonica, the reflection is not Darquesse. Reflections can't do magic. Also,

SPOILER ALERT





Valkyrie has become Darquesse several times. Also, when Finbar was looking at VALKYRIE'S future, he saw Darquesse.


It just would not make sense for the reflection to be Darquesse.

Sparky Braginski said...

Hi Eve.

Eve the ROCK said...

You know, I was looking at these websites, and before Death Bringer came out, some people thought Skulduggery was Lord Vile's son. *laughs*

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Eve!

Sparky Braginski said...

Well, they were wrong.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hello, Skulduggery!

Hello, person with ears!

Sparky Braginski said...

Eve, Nix, I've updated my blog...

Could you read it?

Nixion Strange said...

I shall read!

Sparky Braginski said...

Thanks Nix!

Nixion Strange said...

And it has been read

Sparky Braginski said...

Any comments?

Nixion Strange said...

It was awesome

Nixion Strange said...

Wonder why it didn't come up on my dashboard...

Sparky Braginski said...

Sometimes they don't.

Nixion Strange said...

msd

Sparky Braginski said...

Okay Nix.

Cat said...

My Stickler side would tell you every grammatical error- my reader's side likes the way that it doesnt focus on her own appearance, wonders where her flaws are. my Ee dan side is critiqueing her bag use... hanging bag? looking for snap, checking for push, watching her feet

Cat said...

ooh, 1111

Sparky Braginski said...

Go ahead Cat.

Cat said...

dashboard?

Eve the ROCK said...

Read and commented

Sparky Braginski said...

Thanks Eve!

Cat said...

erm... i dont have a blogs, so, ehm, could i post the first four sentences of a story i wrote? jest fer you to read, and maybe edit?

Alexander Mythology said...

To think that I was on less than 24 hours ago and he has already posted another...post.

And there's ALREADY 1116 comments? Damn!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Myth!

Cat said...

hi Zues. do you only do greek, or...

Sparky Braginski said...

Sure cat!

Cat said...
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Cat said...

not good at all, but i thought id post it

Sparky Braginski said...

I really like it.

Nixion Strange said...

That's really good!

Alexander Mythology said...

Hmm? Sorry, I zoned out for a bit. Hi, all.

Please, call me Myth. It's not my Taken name, but I prefer to be called Myth. It makes me feel special. (: And I do prefer to stick to Greek mythology. It just suits me better. I love Apollo. Not literally, of course. That would just be creepy, considering I'm a guy. And I have a girlfriend.

Nixion Strange said...

Apollo is pretty awesome
I can't decide my favourite god...

Alexander Mythology said...

Hi Sparks!!

We haven't met in ages!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Blurgh... I feel sick...

Sparky Braginski said...

Heya Myth!

Val, are you okay?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

....No, I don't think so.

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Val!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hi...

Sparky Braginski said...

What's wrong?

Cat said...

Any ideas? i dont know how to make my sentences shorter... i need practice writing, sure... but i have many needs.

Cat said...

Val, how are you? Is your sunburn any better?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Well... You know how when Val is being dissected and she's dead and her mind feels just kind of... dull? I feel a bit like that, then add some random shuddering, occasional uncontrolled flailing, and a whole ton of feeling like throwing up.


Although, I kind of have to blame myself... I only slept for four hours last night, and for the past week I haven't really eaten anything except dinner if we have it as a family. I also haven't had any water for a few days too, so...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

And yes, my sunburn is much better. And so is the terrible tan I had. In fact, feeling so sick at the moment is making my skin almost paler than it originally was.

Cat said...

you should sleep, val. Eat and drink slowly, cool but not cold or warm but not height.

Alexander Mythology said...

Sorry I had to leave due to flatness of laptop. But 'm back for a wee while.

Cat said...

maybe you should carbonate it.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I tried to sleep earlier, and I did for about ten minutes. There is currently 8 (and soon to be 11) people here, so that makes it a bit difficult to sleep...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Because I'm at my grandma's and everyone feels like coming over

Alexander Mythology said...

Hey guys, you know how we were having a sword fight yesterday/ a few hours ago? Well, I had a dream last night that I was fighting with actual light sabres with you actual people. And for some odd reason, it was based in the playground of my old school.

Sparky Braginski said...

That's a bit strange.

Nixion Strange said...

I know I am

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

For some reason I feel like I want to shout some ridiculous nonsense... *shudders again*

Anonymous said...

hi

Cat said...

I am leaving, now, for now. I might come back, but... no way to be sure. nice meeting you. gld to see you again... perhaps next time i can find out what happened to kallista...

Nixion Strange said...
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Nixion Strange said...

Bye Cat!

Anonymous said...

bye cat

Cat said...

how can i delete a post? i'd like you all to read it, but i dont want to leave my writing up here...

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Bye Cat

Alexander Mythology said...

I remember one time when I had a really bad fever, I yelled at a lightbulb for getting "there" before I did. I have no idea what "there" was, but I remember crying for ages because of it.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Click on the little trash can

Anonymous said...

when I was little and I bumped into a pole my dad would hit the pole because it was " naughty"

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I feel like the right side of my neck is exploding...

Cat said...

i cant tell if it worked

Alexander Mythology said...

That doesn't sound good, Val. Are you okay? Because that sounds like a nervous system problem.

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I don't know if I'm okay. I just feel a bit miserable.

Anonymous said...

Why are you miserable?

Alexander Mythology said...

I feel for you. I really do.

*hugs Val*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Because I'm sick. I explained what kind of sick a few comments up.

Anonymous said...

If people come over my parents never let me on a computer. Hope you get better

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Thanks Myth. :)




I'm feeling confused... I feel like my fingers suddenly look way too long. It's weird. Wait... why did I feel like looking at my fingers in the first place...?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Thanks vivstar.

Anonymous said...

yay. I might get kotw for my birthday

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

...I just realised that I was unknowingly making cat noises.

Alexander Mythology said...

When you're sick, do you ever have dreams that make you think of the colour grey? like, your mind just can't be bothered thinking about anything for a few minutes?

Anonymous said...

when I'm sick I mainly refuse any food and read extraordinarily slowly.
LIke 2 pages a minute

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Funny you asked that. When I fell asleep for a while I dreamed that I was standing outside a crumbling apartment building and everything was all grey.

Alexander Mythology said...

Yeah. That's what happens to me. I mean, not exactly. Like, I don't dream of appartment buildings or anything, but I dream things in grey.

Anonymous said...

I honestly don't know what you're talking about

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I feel like I'm rocking back and forth.

Anonymous said...

are you rocking back and fourth?

Alexander Mythology said...

How rude of me.

I have barely paid any attention to you, Viv. Sorry.

I don't think I've even said hi.

Hi!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

I don't think I am...




Sparky, go to email if you're still here.

Anonymous said...

It's okay

Anonymous said...

Hang on where everyone else go. It's just us three

Alexander Mythology said...

I've got to go. I just unplugged my laptop and it seems to be dropping in battery power, like ten percent a minute.

Bye!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Bye Myth..

Anonymous said...

bye

Alexander Mythology said...

Oh my God, I couldn't have picked a more ironic time.

Bye!

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Myth!

Anonymous said...

what's ironic?

Anonymous said...

hi nix

Sparky Braginski said...

Still here.

Anonymous said...

umm

Sparky Braginski said...

*it starts to rain*

Water...

Rain...

*thinks*

Muddy ground!

*climbs into my treehouse*

*looks around*

Wow, Lav really did this place up!

Anonymous said...

Have to go to friends house for lunch. Bye!

Sparky Braginski said...

Bye Viv.

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Viv!

Nixion Strange said...

brb

Nixion Strange said...

Ooookay

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Kal!

Nixion Strange said...

Uh, random is the epihany of awesome

Nixion Strange said...

*Epiphany

Nixion Strange said...

*Eh, not uh

Alexis A. said...

Epitome?

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Kimberly!

Nixion Strange said...

Me? Today
I'm not going to be normal for a while, but all things considered, not bad

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hiya. Rides...imagine stuck on a ride getting sqiushed by the 2 people you elected as Elders....:/

Then used epic sword fight til it got late then tormented my older (slightly intoxicated) brother by very fun means

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Zaf!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hiya Nix

Alexis A. said...

Oh gosh, I just love the Invisible Man! He's just as witty as Skulduggery in my opinion (though he's much more unhinged, rude, violent, and sociopathic).

And I must depart! Adieu. :3

(>^.^)>The Dream Lives-THIS CHRISTMAS<(^.^<)

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Kimberly!

Nixion Strange said...

And, uh, not really...

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Its already July?!?!?! Damn.....

*sighs* June flew by

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

Hi guys!!

Nixion Strange said...

Hey, 14 daays from today, and I'll have KOTW

Nixion Strange said...

*24

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Fire!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

.....

Nix, if Billy-Ray dies you must email me. Idc about anyone else.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I think Derek is in the whole not talking to real people world. Or asleep....probably the latter. Maybe he'll wake up

Dancing Fire (Directioner!!!!!) said...

just got on and mum kicked me off...... *sigh* '~'* Bye!!

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Fire!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Bye

Im up still xD im thinking of how to get Em tortured severly....i think I may use the electro spider

Oh if Derek Blogspeaks and im not on somebody push him in the lake telling him from Zafira

Sparky Braginski said...

...Hello?

Unapplicable. said...

Hello!

Unapplicable. said...

Hi Sparky!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Cal!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hiya am I the only one from America?? If so yay!!! I feel honoured

Sparky Braginski said...

Hi Cal!

Unapplicable. said...

Pity for not winning. Although I was reading some of the entries that did win and I was a bit surprised. Not intending to be malicious, some of them were absolutely brilliant!
So congratulations for the winners! I really enjoyed some of them, aha.

Reflector said...

YAY New news!!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I cant stop grinning every time i see Sadistica Tortura

Reflector said...

Why?

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Thrust!

Nixion Strange said...

News, you say?

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Ooh gosh ill say again. My last name and Sadistica's are exactly the same just switch the 'u' to an 'o' and mom is trying to make my face fall off. I told her its bloody unlikely that Derek knows the names are similar until i said something. She thinks different. Meh. I know I'm right. International mail hates me. I know it does so we had this huge debate on the letter

Reflector said...

DEREK you need to make a trip to america, or canada, whatever. and wtih you comes all the books and they could have new covers... (bla bla bla...)
...and new stories, and a tv special, and pictures by derek,and derek, and lots of other cool stuff. maybe you can stay here. nah... ireland's too good.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hey, you know Fletcher Renn and Hannah Foley (she was mentioned a couple of times)? I know someone called Fletcher Wren and someone called Hannah Foley. xD

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

OWWW

I just crashed into a wall....DAMN YOU EVIL DEATH BRINGER!!! I tripped over Death Bringer why the hell it was on the floor...oh yeah I had it cuz my Derek-lizard was sitting on the SP books,.

Unapplicable. said...

Ahaha, what a coincidence, Zaf. That's actually really amazing.

Reflector said...

ok, im off on my grand adventure!

Unapplicable. said...

Hi Eve!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I thought so too. Im actually curious if Derek did that on purpose. Huh. Maybe I'll know.

Im off to bed. HI DEREK!!! When you get up you'll see that

Em, ill be on later tomorrow

Night Blogland

Reflector said...

I don't know where yet.
I don't even know if i'm GOING on a grand adventure.

Reflector said...

It's hard to tell with dreams.

Unapplicable. said...

Bye Zaf.

Reflector said...

Night blogland!!

Unapplicable. said...

Bye Thrust.

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Zaf!

Bye Thrust!

Unapplicable. said...

Ah. You're finally on holidays now, right?

Nixion Strange said...

Yep

Unapplicable. said...

Be right back.

Sparky Braginski said...

...Still here...

Sparky Braginski said...

Oh come on, someone say something.

Nixion Strange said...

If 'if's and 'but's were candy and nits, we'd all have a merry christmas

Nixion Strange said...
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Nixion Strange said...

*nuts

Sparky Braginski said...

...What?

Alexander Mythology said...

Man it's freezing down here! My toes are beginning to go red and it looks like it's going to snow outside.

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Myth!

Sparky Braginski said...

Hi Myth!

Alexander Mythology said...

Hi, guys. How do you find out who the winners of the competition are?

Nixion Strange said...

Someone gave me a link...

Sparky Braginski said...

Should I summon an army of Hollow Men to liven things up a bit, or will someone say something?

Nixion Strange said...

I got nothing to say...

Sparky Braginski said...

Is that a yes?

Nixion Strange said...

Sure
I'm a bit distant though, but for the most part, yes
What am I saying?
Yes, just yes

Sparky Braginski said...

*sees seventy odd Hollow Men coming through trees*

Huh.

Care to help Nix?

*draws sword*

Nixion Strange said...

*draws machete*

Sparky Braginski said...

*slices a Hollow Man in half*

*grunts and sheaths sword, drawing two knives instead*

These are lighter. Easier to dodge with.

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