For those of you who don't know, we recently ran a writing competition on the Skulduggery website, where I supplied the first 50 words of a story and left it to others to come up with the next 450. The ten winners were supposed to be announced last week, but it took my publishers longer than expected to cope with the massive response... Ah, those silly publishers. When will they learn?
I was sent a little over 30 entries and it was not easy narrowing them down. As usual, the standard of writing was very high- and not just with the winners, either. A lot of the entries made me laugh, and that's always a good starting-off point, but the major point of interest for me was watching where you took the story. I gave the villain an outrageous name- Sadistica Tortura- and sat back and let the fun begin. There were some lovely ideas in there, some lovely moments and some fantastic lines. You should all be proud- especially those of you who managed to stick to the word count (ahem).
I managed to take a few days off last week, but seeing as how I have about five weeks before I head off on tour, I need to start working again. August is pretty much wiped off my calendar as far as writing goes, so I'm going to have to get an early start on Book Eight. Which is scary, because it only seems like a few weeks ago that I finished Book Seven. I'm not going to talk about Book Eight AT ALL until a few months from now, once you've absorbed KOTW into your bloodstream, but it feels kind of weird to be tying up all of these stories that I've been telling since 2007. Best not dwell, methinks...
Oh, and as for KOTW release dates, those lucky scamps in Australia/New Zealand will be getting the new book ever-so-slightly ahead of anyone else... My tour there starts on August 8th, and my publishers want the books on the shelves at LEAST one week before that- maybe even two. For the UK and Ireland, we're looking at a release date of August 30th, I think.
Of course, the Minions-who-speak-funny know by now how much I detest spoilers, and you've all been fantastic at not ruining the books for other people. I shall expect this to continue (shakes fist in a threatening manner...)
For all you Ameriminions, still no news on getting the newer books released over there, my apologies. I have some positive news for the Germinions, however, as my German publishers are planning to catch up to the English-language releases. More news on that when I have it.
Oh, and Irish readers will be able to take a break from the football final on Sunday night to tune into Celebrity Mastermind on TV3, where I shall be showing off my amazing brain power on national TV. Hells yeah.
And now, a picture.
Saturday, June 30, 2012
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You should be proud Sparky.
Whenever i can write my sentences always turn out to be really long, with too many adjectives...
Have you seen Zath recently? He hasn't been on the forums for a while.
Good for you Cat... Good for you...
You okay, Sparky?
Whenever I write, all my sentences manage to be compound. -.-
I am proud, actually...
I plan on some sort of celebration when I get to fifty.
Fine Lu.
oh... okay... if you dont care... i mean, i didnt think you did, but
youre just being touchy, cat
maybe i have a reason to be touchy-
you never have a reason to be touchy, you idiot! you just make everything about you, dont you?
stop
Hello again L! I have to have a shower because I JUST remembered I have a friend that I never see coming today. And I completely forgot. DEREK! *shakes fist back at him* CANBERRA!
I'm really happy that people think my imagery is good...
I've been working on it of ages..
It's excellent Sparky! Now Bye!
Bye Em!
If you're sure, Sparky! :'3
Kay, Hel.
I care, cat! :)
CANBERRA!
I am sure Lu.
Then all is good. C:
It is too!
Everything actually is looking on the up, right now. Which is greaaaatttt! Cx
I'm also going to buy more SP books, soon!
W-Why would you need MORE?
Because I aim to
1. have more sp books than Becky.
2. Complete the entire UK/Ire collection.
3. Have some sexy books to see on my shelf every time I walk into my room.
4. Make up for never having met Derek.
I'm also obsessed. And 30 isn't so many! :'3
Now I have to go and sleep. It's half one and I've got tons of work to do when I get up, later!
Bye! *hugs*
Bye!
Vye Luc. Vye everyo e who left.
Hey
Hi Nix.
AUrgh.... sixty-fi e wordsin my first sentence... groan.
Hello Nixon. Ive heard a lot about you...
Bye the way, sparky, do you remember me?
Yes Cat, I do.
You commented on my website.
*reads comments* Ah. Smush.
Okay, Demonica, the reflection is not Darquesse. Reflections can't do magic. Also,
SPOILER ALERT
Valkyrie has become Darquesse several times. Also, when Finbar was looking at VALKYRIE'S future, he saw Darquesse.
It just would not make sense for the reflection to be Darquesse.
Hi Eve.
You know, I was looking at these websites, and before Death Bringer came out, some people thought Skulduggery was Lord Vile's son. *laughs*
Hi Eve!
Well, they were wrong.
Hello, Skulduggery!
Hello, person with ears!
Eve, Nix, I've updated my blog...
Could you read it?
I shall read!
Thanks Nix!
And it has been read
Any comments?
It was awesome
Wonder why it didn't come up on my dashboard...
Sometimes they don't.
msd
Okay Nix.
My Stickler side would tell you every grammatical error- my reader's side likes the way that it doesnt focus on her own appearance, wonders where her flaws are. my Ee dan side is critiqueing her bag use... hanging bag? looking for snap, checking for push, watching her feet
ooh, 1111
Go ahead Cat.
dashboard?
Read and commented
Thanks Eve!
erm... i dont have a blogs, so, ehm, could i post the first four sentences of a story i wrote? jest fer you to read, and maybe edit?
To think that I was on less than 24 hours ago and he has already posted another...post.
And there's ALREADY 1116 comments? Damn!
Hi Myth!
hi Zues. do you only do greek, or...
Sure cat!
not good at all, but i thought id post it
I really like it.
That's really good!
Hmm? Sorry, I zoned out for a bit. Hi, all.
Please, call me Myth. It's not my Taken name, but I prefer to be called Myth. It makes me feel special. (: And I do prefer to stick to Greek mythology. It just suits me better. I love Apollo. Not literally, of course. That would just be creepy, considering I'm a guy. And I have a girlfriend.
Apollo is pretty awesome
I can't decide my favourite god...
Hi Sparks!!
We haven't met in ages!
Blurgh... I feel sick...
Heya Myth!
Val, are you okay?
....No, I don't think so.
Hi Val!
Hi...
What's wrong?
Any ideas? i dont know how to make my sentences shorter... i need practice writing, sure... but i have many needs.
Val, how are you? Is your sunburn any better?
Well... You know how when Val is being dissected and she's dead and her mind feels just kind of... dull? I feel a bit like that, then add some random shuddering, occasional uncontrolled flailing, and a whole ton of feeling like throwing up.
Although, I kind of have to blame myself... I only slept for four hours last night, and for the past week I haven't really eaten anything except dinner if we have it as a family. I also haven't had any water for a few days too, so...
And yes, my sunburn is much better. And so is the terrible tan I had. In fact, feeling so sick at the moment is making my skin almost paler than it originally was.
you should sleep, val. Eat and drink slowly, cool but not cold or warm but not height.
Sorry I had to leave due to flatness of laptop. But 'm back for a wee while.
maybe you should carbonate it.
I tried to sleep earlier, and I did for about ten minutes. There is currently 8 (and soon to be 11) people here, so that makes it a bit difficult to sleep...
Because I'm at my grandma's and everyone feels like coming over
Hey guys, you know how we were having a sword fight yesterday/ a few hours ago? Well, I had a dream last night that I was fighting with actual light sabres with you actual people. And for some odd reason, it was based in the playground of my old school.
That's a bit strange.
I know I am
For some reason I feel like I want to shout some ridiculous nonsense... *shudders again*
hi
I am leaving, now, for now. I might come back, but... no way to be sure. nice meeting you. gld to see you again... perhaps next time i can find out what happened to kallista...
Bye Cat!
bye cat
how can i delete a post? i'd like you all to read it, but i dont want to leave my writing up here...
Bye Cat
I remember one time when I had a really bad fever, I yelled at a lightbulb for getting "there" before I did. I have no idea what "there" was, but I remember crying for ages because of it.
Click on the little trash can
when I was little and I bumped into a pole my dad would hit the pole because it was " naughty"
I feel like the right side of my neck is exploding...
i cant tell if it worked
That doesn't sound good, Val. Are you okay? Because that sounds like a nervous system problem.
I don't know if I'm okay. I just feel a bit miserable.
Why are you miserable?
I feel for you. I really do.
*hugs Val*
Because I'm sick. I explained what kind of sick a few comments up.
If people come over my parents never let me on a computer. Hope you get better
Thanks Myth. :)
I'm feeling confused... I feel like my fingers suddenly look way too long. It's weird. Wait... why did I feel like looking at my fingers in the first place...?
Thanks vivstar.
yay. I might get kotw for my birthday
...I just realised that I was unknowingly making cat noises.
When you're sick, do you ever have dreams that make you think of the colour grey? like, your mind just can't be bothered thinking about anything for a few minutes?
when I'm sick I mainly refuse any food and read extraordinarily slowly.
LIke 2 pages a minute
Funny you asked that. When I fell asleep for a while I dreamed that I was standing outside a crumbling apartment building and everything was all grey.
Yeah. That's what happens to me. I mean, not exactly. Like, I don't dream of appartment buildings or anything, but I dream things in grey.
I honestly don't know what you're talking about
I feel like I'm rocking back and forth.
are you rocking back and fourth?
How rude of me.
I have barely paid any attention to you, Viv. Sorry.
I don't think I've even said hi.
Hi!
I don't think I am...
Sparky, go to email if you're still here.
It's okay
Hang on where everyone else go. It's just us three
I've got to go. I just unplugged my laptop and it seems to be dropping in battery power, like ten percent a minute.
Bye!
Bye Myth..
bye
Oh my God, I couldn't have picked a more ironic time.
Bye!
Bye Myth!
what's ironic?
hi nix
Still here.
umm
*it starts to rain*
Water...
Rain...
*thinks*
Muddy ground!
*climbs into my treehouse*
*looks around*
Wow, Lav really did this place up!
Have to go to friends house for lunch. Bye!
Bye Viv.
Bye Viv!
brb
Ooookay
Hi Kal!
Uh, random is the epihany of awesome
*Epiphany
*Eh, not uh
Epitome?
Hi Kimberly!
Me? Today
I'm not going to be normal for a while, but all things considered, not bad
Hiya. Rides...imagine stuck on a ride getting sqiushed by the 2 people you elected as Elders....:/
Then used epic sword fight til it got late then tormented my older (slightly intoxicated) brother by very fun means
Hi Zaf!
Hiya Nix
Oh gosh, I just love the Invisible Man! He's just as witty as Skulduggery in my opinion (though he's much more unhinged, rude, violent, and sociopathic).
And I must depart! Adieu. :3
(>^.^)>The Dream Lives-THIS CHRISTMAS<(^.^<)
Bye Kimberly!
And, uh, not really...
Its already July?!?!?! Damn.....
*sighs* June flew by
Hi guys!!
Hey, 14 daays from today, and I'll have KOTW
*24
Hi Fire!
.....
Nix, if Billy-Ray dies you must email me. Idc about anyone else.
I think Derek is in the whole not talking to real people world. Or asleep....probably the latter. Maybe he'll wake up
just got on and mum kicked me off...... *sigh* '~'* Bye!!
Bye Fire!
Bye
Im up still xD im thinking of how to get Em tortured severly....i think I may use the electro spider
Oh if Derek Blogspeaks and im not on somebody push him in the lake telling him from Zafira
...Hello?
Hello!
Hi Sparky!
Hi Cal!
Hiya am I the only one from America?? If so yay!!! I feel honoured
Hi Cal!
Pity for not winning. Although I was reading some of the entries that did win and I was a bit surprised. Not intending to be malicious, some of them were absolutely brilliant!
So congratulations for the winners! I really enjoyed some of them, aha.
YAY New news!!
I cant stop grinning every time i see Sadistica Tortura
Why?
Hi Thrust!
News, you say?
Ooh gosh ill say again. My last name and Sadistica's are exactly the same just switch the 'u' to an 'o' and mom is trying to make my face fall off. I told her its bloody unlikely that Derek knows the names are similar until i said something. She thinks different. Meh. I know I'm right. International mail hates me. I know it does so we had this huge debate on the letter
DEREK you need to make a trip to america, or canada, whatever. and wtih you comes all the books and they could have new covers... (bla bla bla...)
...and new stories, and a tv special, and pictures by derek,and derek, and lots of other cool stuff. maybe you can stay here. nah... ireland's too good.
Hey, you know Fletcher Renn and Hannah Foley (she was mentioned a couple of times)? I know someone called Fletcher Wren and someone called Hannah Foley. xD
OWWW
I just crashed into a wall....DAMN YOU EVIL DEATH BRINGER!!! I tripped over Death Bringer why the hell it was on the floor...oh yeah I had it cuz my Derek-lizard was sitting on the SP books,.
Ahaha, what a coincidence, Zaf. That's actually really amazing.
ok, im off on my grand adventure!
Hi Eve!
I thought so too. Im actually curious if Derek did that on purpose. Huh. Maybe I'll know.
Im off to bed. HI DEREK!!! When you get up you'll see that
Em, ill be on later tomorrow
Night Blogland
I don't know where yet.
I don't even know if i'm GOING on a grand adventure.
It's hard to tell with dreams.
Bye Zaf.
Night blogland!!
Bye Thrust.
Bye Zaf!
Bye Thrust!
Ah. You're finally on holidays now, right?
Yep
Be right back.
...Still here...
Oh come on, someone say something.
If 'if's and 'but's were candy and nits, we'd all have a merry christmas
*nuts
...What?
Man it's freezing down here! My toes are beginning to go red and it looks like it's going to snow outside.
Hi Myth!
Hi Myth!
Hi, guys. How do you find out who the winners of the competition are?
Someone gave me a link...
Should I summon an army of Hollow Men to liven things up a bit, or will someone say something?
I got nothing to say...
Is that a yes?
Sure
I'm a bit distant though, but for the most part, yes
What am I saying?
Yes, just yes
*sees seventy odd Hollow Men coming through trees*
Huh.
Care to help Nix?
*draws sword*
*draws machete*
*slices a Hollow Man in half*
*grunts and sheaths sword, drawing two knives instead*
These are lighter. Easier to dodge with.
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