For those of you who don't know, we recently ran a writing competition on the Skulduggery website, where I supplied the first 50 words of a story and left it to others to come up with the next 450. The ten winners were supposed to be announced last week, but it took my publishers longer than expected to cope with the massive response... Ah, those silly publishers. When will they learn?
I was sent a little over 30 entries and it was not easy narrowing them down. As usual, the standard of writing was very high- and not just with the winners, either. A lot of the entries made me laugh, and that's always a good starting-off point, but the major point of interest for me was watching where you took the story. I gave the villain an outrageous name- Sadistica Tortura- and sat back and let the fun begin. There were some lovely ideas in there, some lovely moments and some fantastic lines. You should all be proud- especially those of you who managed to stick to the word count (ahem).
I managed to take a few days off last week, but seeing as how I have about five weeks before I head off on tour, I need to start working again. August is pretty much wiped off my calendar as far as writing goes, so I'm going to have to get an early start on Book Eight. Which is scary, because it only seems like a few weeks ago that I finished Book Seven. I'm not going to talk about Book Eight AT ALL until a few months from now, once you've absorbed KOTW into your bloodstream, but it feels kind of weird to be tying up all of these stories that I've been telling since 2007. Best not dwell, methinks...
Oh, and as for KOTW release dates, those lucky scamps in Australia/New Zealand will be getting the new book ever-so-slightly ahead of anyone else... My tour there starts on August 8th, and my publishers want the books on the shelves at LEAST one week before that- maybe even two. For the UK and Ireland, we're looking at a release date of August 30th, I think.
Of course, the Minions-who-speak-funny know by now how much I detest spoilers, and you've all been fantastic at not ruining the books for other people. I shall expect this to continue (shakes fist in a threatening manner...)
For all you Ameriminions, still no news on getting the newer books released over there, my apologies. I have some positive news for the Germinions, however, as my German publishers are planning to catch up to the English-language releases. More news on that when I have it.
Oh, and Irish readers will be able to take a break from the football final on Sunday night to tune into Celebrity Mastermind on TV3, where I shall be showing off my amazing brain power on national TV. Hells yeah.
And now, a picture.
Saturday, June 30, 2012
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«Oldest ‹Older 801 – 1000 of 4806 Newer› Newest»Awesome NJ.
Yeah go for the whole lot Sparks, I love all the input I can get.
Okay, I'm going to stagger it a little though, is that okay?
I have some writing of my own to do...
Oh sh*t
*Look down and see that I'm bleeding from my chest again. The wound starts sizzling*
SH*T HE USED SILVER BULLETS!
*thrashes in pain*
*goes over to Em*
hmm if I take them out?
Lu... Are all of those yours?
Hmm if you go back to your High Priest empty handed?!
*screams in pain again*
Yep! All mineeeeee. x3
Lu...
That's so many books...
HELLO
Normally I would die....but ill just be hated by the others and wont become a Cleric
How is all, in all!?
meh.
*throws rock at last commenter*
How is all, in all!?
meh.
*throws rock at last commenter*
There are only 30! ):
I need more! XD
*dodges*
Oh get over yourself Phoenix. I still want to be friends.
HELLO FLAME. I'M USING ALL CAPS BECAUSE YOU USED ALL CAPS AND IT SEEMS TO FIT THE GREETING, IF THAT MAKES SENSE.
Flame! *shoves in lake*
I can't remember why I had to do that, but I did. XD
What about us Canaminions? I had to wait all the way till christmas to get Death Bringer and i almost died knowing people are reading it all over but i couldn't yet. I mean i felt my internal organs dry up and turn to dust. :) Anyhow please tell me Fletcher and Val get back together. Hey derek could you give us a hint on whether or not they get rid of the remnant in Tanith?
Hello Demonica, Nice to meet you and NO Fletch and Valkyrie wont be getting back together as he is now with ME!
In my head, and FanFic! :P
....
Derek come back
How you guys like my new profile pic?
(If it worked...)
Zaf, I'll go quietly I won't fight, I'll just surrender please!!!
*the sizzling eating away at the rest of my flesh*
*screams of pain filling the whole forest*
It worked!
Nj, there have been fanfics about me and Fletcher, too! Hahahaha. C:
@Sparky, I like it!
I know you do, Sparks.
EEEEEP! Just noticed the Derek-lizard! Well done, Val.
What would be even better is if 'Skulduggery Pleasant' was written on that red book.
I'm a very on-and-off person when it comes to blogs.
(>^.^)>The Dream Lives-THIS CHRISTMAS<(^.^<)
Les Miserables GET EXCITED!!!
VANITY THORN FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's the name of the character in my profile pic.
No, just give me to the Cleavers
*kneels by Em and uses my knife to dig out the bullet(s)*
*clicks tongue*
Then why did you throw a rock at me Phoenix?
Sparky, I love your pic! XD
Thanks Lu!
In mine, we are getting married and it has been getting written since AGES, Like, since before Val and Fletch got together!!
Then THAT happened, so I had to scrap them!
Then, when they broke up, MY NEW ONES WERE FORMED :D
In which Fletch and I are Engaged and I am Pregnant with his Son :P
No fair! NJ Maverick i canot believe you got to Fletcher before i could! :) So what do you guys think will happen whih tanith?
(Ah Zaf, are we finishing this epic battle? We never got to the interrogating, the Sanctuary invasion. God I was waiting for all the fun plus you knocking the sh*t out of me lol your pretty good at it)
*grimaces in pain*
I HOPE she gets unpossessed and her and Ghastly FINALLY get together!!
Ghastly deserves to be happy!!
I don't what HE did to deserve such misery!!
(oooh just wait I got a plan you'll be able to kick the crap out of me
*fishes bullet out*
there...
*sits against the tree*
Kim! It actually says Skulduggery Pleasant on the book now! I fixed it earlier :D
and Sparky, I clicked on your picture to see it closer up and Terragon said "Whoa, that's a cool picture!" and that's what I was thinking, so I think that tells you that we think it's awesome
want to regurgitate my life.
writers block continues, but i barely care.
but supposedly, as the councillore-vimh says, what you dont want to do is what you need. so i am here. typing at you,
oh ghastly,,,
Vanity Thorn.
She writes Vampire stories.
Her saving grace is she can talk to spirits, and knows where all of the coolest places are.
Abbeys and haunted mansions.
Epic.
That picture (obviously not drawn by me) is titled Writers Block.
I love it.
(I don't want to kick the crap out of you to be honest. I like the thought of being a kidnapped werewolf. Tis a new angle. Plus I've never been interrogated by necromancers or used in a plot to take over my own country)
*breathes a sigh of relief*
*puts out wrists*
Now take these off necromancer
Cat! *tackles* how've you been, my dear?
I love Ghastly,
Just not as much as Fletcher!
LUCE YOU CAN HAVE RAVEL!! He's the Grand Mage!!
It would be totally cool if ghastly got to date tanith! I almost cried when she dissapeared with sanguin. So how maany of you minnions bet that the reflection is darquess?
Hello Cat, Have we met? I don't think so!
Nice to meet you!!
*shakes hand*
OMG Demonica!!!
The thought never occurred to me! Wow that makes so much sense!!
Good on ya girl
But reflections can't do magic.
I've been thinking about this for a while...
hey sparky, Emrald. hello people ive never seen before.
*shakes off tackle*
How've i been? well, as of now, i feel like crap... but ghastly has it worse. oh, ghastly...
I don't. I really don't think the reflection is Darquesse it is DEVELOPING EMOTION!!
Valkyrie herself, is losing it and becoming more of a B*tch
You should see my 'Bring Back Tanith' theory!
Nod/
Oh, Sparky, how was that thing you were supposed to go too?
Phoenix.
E-mail.
It was spectacular Phoenix, if you must know.
*takes off the shackles*
there happy Em??
Nice one.
*folds arms and leans on tree, scowling at Phoenix*
I don't know. Remember in Dark Days when Val saw the vision. Darquess was in the back killing people and val was watchin her parents die. Could there be another way valkyrie and darquess would be in 2 places at once? (Looks up at the sky and starts to think)
(not really lol it just feels like its all coming to an end and we never really got into the story lol)
*rubs wrists*
Oh.. Shit..
Omgg. I'll have Ravel. As in Erskine - NOT my admin. Like everyone said it should be. >.<
But yes.
Asdfghjkl.
SPARKY! GGG. Are you interested?
*chuckles*
Don't be scared Phoenix.
I'm still human.
GGG?
What's GGG?
(eh just wait Em just wait theres a reason I said to arrest me xD how about a mass breakout xD and kidnapping the Sanctuary agent
*sighs*
happy??
I know.
I know.
*grins*
GIFT FOR THE GOLDEN GODDDD. XD
Check my blog list! x3
GIFT FOR THE GOLDEN GODDDD. XD
Check my blog list! x3
*rolls eyes*
Wipe the grin off your face.
Neighhhhhh~
Yes very happy necromancer
*puts shackles on Zaf and starts to walk towards my car*
Can Derek-lizards fly?
No thanks Lu...
*for once comes quietly*
damn agent
Its all a lot of oysters... but no pearls
Anyway..
How is everyone?
Peachy.
Okie dokie! :'3
Brb, I need to take medicine..
By the way emerald melody i saw your blog dublin daes. You wrote that right? Chapter five or something? That was sooooo Awesome! Ive seen some other blogs and you guys are really great writers.
@Demonica, I think the Val seen in the Vision is the reflection, because she never uses Magic!
Just Darquesse!
Chapter five is as brilliant as the rest... just getting better and better
bbs
Back.
Hello, again.
i g2g
Im working on reading SP in order :D
Bye Flame!!
WB Luce!!
Bye, Phoenix!
Awesome Zaf!!
Bye Phoenix.
Very true NJ...... very true. but the reflection has been hidding stuff in the memories right. Like those blank spots. Hiding her human like behavior. I think in the end the reflection and val will both be darquess and there will be an epic battle. OMG i just can't wait to know, its killing me that we have to wait for book seven still and then book eight.
Its never been done more then once....the Derek-lizard i posted to the SP fb page still sitting there. TEOTW now is closer to the lizard
By the way does anyone know if derek ever does tours in canada?
*surprised as the ride to the sanctuary is peaceful*
Get out
*puts Zaf in a holding cell*
He doesnt...or he'd go to the USA trust me i'd be going
Don't worry! I'm sure my 'COME TO THE U.S.' friendship bracelet will persuade him to come to the states in no time!
And I've just realized how much I hate writing in first person. -.-
You wish its this peaceful...
*paces cell for a few hours*
damn them....
*6 Necromancers shadow walk to the holding cells whilst 4 different ones attack and sedate Em*
haa finally!!!
I know!!
I so Agree!!
I am wanting to see Val DIE!!
I am sorry, but it is true!! I used to like her, she was never my favorite, but I started liking her less and less after book 4, Then book 6 happened and I wanted to smack her face against a brick wall!!
Im gonna write to his publishers. Tomorrow
NJ Ong,,.I would cheer if Val died. E agrivates me after DB
....I still adore Val...
Cool. we should all email the publishers and get him to do a USA/CANADA tour.
I would love to see Scarab return
She's so UP herself in book 6!!
It's like, 'Sweetie, you need to get your head outta your ass. It's up there too far, it's sticking out the other end again and going round for a second time.'
MY PERSONAL OPINION PEOPLE!!
Cool. we should all email the publishers and get him to do a USA/CANADA tour.
Cool. we should all email the publishers and get him to do a USA/CANADA tour.
*tries to fight but the sedation is having an effect*
*stumble to the ground*
I'd be a bit sad if Val died. But if Skulduggery died (like, more dead than he already is) I'd be sobbing buckets. Or if China died (despite what she did).
Oh thank you for the kind words about my story everyone.
I'm glad to know I'm doing something right.
I'm currently in the middle of writing chapter 6 so watch that space for updates.
...Derek performed foreshadowing...
I loves Tanith to pieces. Evil or not.
Thank you Demonica!!! I'd looove that. If I managed to get so many kids to read SP by a Book Talk if Derek came over I bet it'd triple. We had an author come to our school. We just need Derek :/
I love China!!
SP did WAY worse!!
She put her ENEMY in a position where they MAY die.
SP ACTUALLY KILLED his Best friends mother!!
That, to me, is worse!
Also, She has changed A LOT since that had happened!!
Will be distant. I'm stalking amazon and eBay for all the large paperbacks, apart from DD, because I have two DD large paperback.
*the 4 shadow walk with Em to the Temple then shackle her*
c'mon!!
*the 6 pick the lock and get me out shadow walking as the Cleavers just miss us*
Okay Luce!!
Just so you all know, me and my cousin were trying to make the Derek-lizard go on adventures, but we found a box of tic-tacs (basically little mints) and then Derek had to save them because the mints were the minions. But then Terragon - as he wants me to call him - started trying to kill the minions! He started eating them! MURDERER!
He ate quite a few of you... including Flame. It was before I could save you, so... He killed Amanda too! And Eve! HE'S SO EVIL!
I managed to save Sparky before he could kill her... Sorry to the people who got murdered...
*aware but groggy*
wha... what's happ... wher... am...
Well, for the record, Skulduggery really wasn't 'Skulduggery'. He wasn't in his right state of mind that happened, if you know what I mean.
I hope they reconcile w/ China!
Thanks Val?
I got this bizzare pic of the Derek-lizard that snuck to America its very funny
Sparky, bear in mind, I could only save the little mint version of you by eating you... My only defense against my cousin killing you was saying that I was hiding you in my stomach... I apologise for how incredibly weird that is.
Was I one of the ones that got Murdered?? :P
Hello Em!!
*is standing watching*
the High Priest asksed me to interogate.....now coperate this'll be easy
*has shadows ready*
where are the Elders?
...
I'm going to keep writing now...
I don't think you did, NJ... I'm pretty sure I stopped him before he could
I don't think Val has any right WHAT SO EVER to hate China!
She wasn't even Born!!
For all we know, it could turn out SP's wife was Cheating on him with Thurid Guild and that she was the Biggest B*tch alive! :P
I have an over active Imagination!!
(I love how everyone else just goes about their business lol Though I have images that they are all sitting with popcorn waiting to see what happens between me and Zaf lol)
*laughs in my groggy state*
go...to...hell
WOOHOO!!
What was the canary car?
I don't know why more people don't read skulduggery pleasant. I got my friend to read the first chapter of scepter of the ancients and then she stole all the books off my shelf and didn't give them back until she had read them all. Hey every ameriminion or canaminion we all should email dereks publisher and get him to do a tour! Come on it will be fun! And get all our friends to read the books!
Actually, I have a split Attention, I am on FB and stuff like that.
Plus, I have no popcorn
And I tried to save you all, BEFORE anybody could be eaten, but I was tackled to the ground and the little mints were stolen...
(Derek is probably watching thinking about how insane we are with his own popcorn
Really?? Do I need to use this?
*takes out the Soul Catcher AND Scarab's electro spider*
(i been stealing xD
Aww, It's okay!!
At least you TRIED!!
They can't HATE you for that!!
You tried :D
1?
loads of new profile pics... i never get a new proffile pic.
derek lizard?
who knows how to send derek a letter?
I need to update my blog........
1?
First?
Mine!!!
Damn it..oh wellz
OMG YES!!
FINALLY!!
I AM FIRST!!
ABOUT BLOODY TIME!!
IT HAS BEEN MONTHS :D
I don't know why more people don't read skulduggery pleasant. I got my friend to read the first chapter of scepter of the ancients and then she stole all the books off my shelf and didn't give them back until she had read them all. Hey every ameriminion or canaminion we all should email dereks publisher and get him to do a tour! Come on it will be fun! And get all our friends to read the books!
Em, are you stalking me?! :O
*is actually doing that whilst stalking ebay*
Demonica i got my whole team basically (5 classes) to read the series. They all ended up borrowing from me or buying off Amazon
Anyone who wants to attack Terragon for killing minions, he's coming on
*strength starts to return and i struggle against the shackles*
Don't you dare.
No one knows where they are, they went off for secret meetings and such.
Right, My dedication!
I dedicate this page to all on at this given time!
To China Sorrows my AMAZING Teacher in the magic of sigils.
Fletcher Renn my one and ONLY love!!
To my Dear Amerisister Kallista as she is having a bit of a hard time right now and I can only hope and Pray things get better.
To everyone facing difficulties in their life right now. I hope things work out.
And TO DEREK LANDY AND TOM PERCIVAL!!
Finally, to my Twitter Trend being used on the 2nd July for Ghastly's Birthday. #GhastlyBespokeMasterTailor
TWEET IT!!
Hello emrald... nice pic. Read chapter five... epic.
not fair. why do you get to be an amazing writer?
Got to go. OMG this has been the best day ever! I got to chat with some other SP fans.. oh sorry minnions. You guys are all sooooooooooo awesome. keep writing, bloging, and reading. hope 2 chat with some of u again! Tata!
That's just what I imagine everyone is actually doing lol
nice meeting you ish
BYE DEMONICA!!
I was AWESOME talking to you!!
Hopefully you will be on again soon!!
Hahaha, Em! I'm inside your head;)
Bye, Demonica!
*noms popcorn at 12:27am, because she is that normal*
Derek must be....
*smiles*
good. Who is in charge whilst the Elders are away?
Cheers Cat, I'm glad you like it.
Years of practice unfortunately lol
*pulls more on shackles*
I don't know.
Hmmm...
Ok fine. What do you do for the Sanctuary?
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What's wrong Valkyrie?
I'm a Sanctuary agent duh
*spits at Zaf's feet*
I'm employed to get cowards like you and make sure they don't cause trouble any more. Since I'm a werewolf, I'm basically granted immunity.
I have the gibberish disease; don't mind me eiubowbnyhnqepr9ghoeurhf wqerpoiuhgpuqe ergiuheurhg eighuerrh erufhfruetqodnvvetjynhg54 tiusdhgi35jrt wureth 4u5t
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Would anyone care to read this?
http://insidesparkybraginskishead.blogspot.com.au/2012/06/new-story.html
Please, please, please give me feedback.
dont tell me truth hurts, little girl...
*puts spider very close to Em's heart*
do not call me a coward.
*lashes cheek with shadows*
when will the Elders return?
I got to go be on tomorrow maybe later tonight
Nice, Sparky. you should definatly write more.
Thanks Cat.
Thanks Mel, that's really nice.
Who was the little girl comment directed at Cat lol
It seemed very random lol
C ya u guys. btw I will b on next the next time a SP blog gets posted. Good talking with u guys. bye.
Bye Demonica!!
Not really at anyone.. reality concussion. truth hurts like anything, ladies, gentlemen, and the rest of you. if you were wondering.
fours
I must go now too. I need to go read a friends story, then off to bed for me.
BYE
*hugs everyone*
I don't think I'm gonna stay right now... I've only had nine hours of sleep in the past two nights so I'm starting to feel quite sick. I'm going to go now, bye!
ill pass on the hug, thanks. See you or not, Nj Maverick(sigil Student of China Sorrows)
Sleep is overrated.
So, wait, who is still here?
I am here, i think
i hope
i dont know anymore.
Writing about the uneviling of an invisible man is more awkward than you might think. -.-
I found DB large paperback for £8.87
Now I need money more than ever. I cannot decide which to buy!
Hey Cat, Sparky *shakes hands then walks back to the place she was standing at*
L! Kimberly!
Said I was distant. C:
I might buy them both next week..
hello Helena Ember Sky. *flinches from hand* sorry... i dont really like people...
Reality! eurgh... makes me wonder what keeps us from being flung into space.
Cat, it's called gravity. It's an amzing thing... I can comment again! DEREK! Why aren
't you coming to Canberra?! THE CAPITAL! Look, I'm so angry I posted 1 sentence in 2 posts.
Hi Em!
How are you Sparky? *still fuming but slowly calming down*
*scoffs*gravity.
You cant rely on gravity, Helena Ember Sky. It'll only bring yoyu down. and you cant even count on it to do that.
I'm good.
Could you read my new story?
http://insidesparkybraginskishead.blogspot.com.au/2012/06/new-story.html
Is that okay?
HELLO AGAIN ANYWAY, HEL!
HELLO AGAIN L! It's terrific Sparky more more! Logan's... I don't know. I want to find out more about him and the only way I can do that is if you continue writing.
Oh, there is more, I'm just trying to pace myself...
Thanks, by the way.
Good! Such a great story seems promised. Better not let us down.
I'll do my best not too.
You have 48 followers?! 48! Wow, I have 8 I think.
Um, yes, I have...
Many followers.
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