Saturday, June 30, 2012

Winners and Release Dates

For those of you who don't know, we recently ran a writing competition on the Skulduggery website, where I supplied the first 50 words of a story and left it to others to come up with the next 450. The ten winners were supposed to be announced last week, but it took my publishers longer than expected to cope with the massive response... Ah, those silly publishers. When will they learn?

I was sent a little over 30 entries and it was not easy narrowing them down. As usual, the standard of writing was very high- and not just with the winners, either. A lot of the entries made me laugh, and that's always a good starting-off point, but the major point of interest for me was watching where you took the story. I gave the villain an outrageous name- Sadistica Tortura- and sat back and let the fun begin. There were some lovely ideas in there, some lovely moments and some fantastic lines. You should all be proud- especially those of you who managed to stick to the word count (ahem).


I managed to take a few days off last week, but seeing as how I have about five weeks before I head off on tour, I need to start working again. August is pretty much wiped off my calendar as far as writing goes, so I'm going to have to get an early start on Book Eight. Which is scary, because it only seems like a few weeks ago that I finished Book Seven. I'm not going to talk about Book Eight AT ALL until a few months from now, once you've absorbed KOTW into your bloodstream, but it feels kind of weird to be tying up all of these stories that I've been telling since 2007. Best not dwell, methinks...

Oh, and as for KOTW release dates, those lucky scamps in Australia/New Zealand will be getting the new book ever-so-slightly ahead of anyone else... My tour there starts on August 8th, and my publishers want the books on the shelves at LEAST one week before that- maybe even two. For the UK and Ireland, we're looking at a release date of August 30th, I think.

Of course, the Minions-who-speak-funny know by now how much I detest spoilers, and you've all been fantastic at not ruining the books for other people. I shall expect this to continue (shakes fist in a threatening manner...)

For all you Ameriminions, still no news on getting the newer books released over there, my apologies. I have some positive news for the Germinions, however, as my German publishers are planning to catch up to the English-language releases. More news on that when I have it.


Oh, and Irish readers will be able to take a break from the football final on Sunday night to tune into Celebrity Mastermind on TV3, where I shall be showing off my amazing brain power on national TV. Hells yeah.


And now, a picture.



4,806 comments:

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Nixion Strange said...

*slices through using machete*
Damn stupid magic of mine... useless most of the time
Rhyme was accident...
*elbows Hollow Man in the face*

Sparky Braginski said...

*slashes at Hollow Men, ducking and weaving*

These things are so slow...

*sees fist coming towards my face*

*slices it's arm off halfway to my face and twists away*

Nixion Strange said...

*uses Hollow Man has a diving board, jumping on it into the middle of the mass*

Sparky Braginski said...

*thinks*

If I set something on fire and ignited the gas, do you think it'd wipe out the majority of them, Nix?

*continues shredding the oncoming enemies*

Alexander Mythology said...

...My girlfriend won the competition...

I just spent the last five minutes running around like a headless chicken for her.

It said, "Molly Piddington, Timaru, New Zealand"

Nixion Strange said...

Uh, I'd think so
*slams into Hollow Man*
But considering I'm right in the middle fo them, you might not want to do that

Nixion Strange said...

Say congrads to her from me Myth

Sparky Braginski said...

Well, get out of there so I can blow them to smithereens ...

*slips on mud*

*snarls*

I knew I shouldn't have made it rain before...

Sparky Braginski said...

*rolls and cuts several Hollow Men's legs on the way*

Nixion Strange said...

Uh, I'm just a little surrounded
Stupid magic, usless piece of-
*gets punched, and falls back*

Sparky Braginski said...

*gets up*

*fist lands in my side halfway up*

*growls and blurs to my feet*

Alexander Mythology said...

This is so unbelievable!

Well, I mean, of course it's believable, because it's Molly, but I mean, SH#%!

This is just...unbelievable!

Nixion Strange said...

*while on ground cuts at Hollow Men's ankles*
I'm kinda getting suffocated here
*gags on gasses*

Sparky Braginski said...

*thinking quickly*

Nix, are you wearing protective clothing?

Nixion Strange said...

No... protective gloves, but the rest is normal...

Sparky Braginski said...

Oh, really?

That's sooo helpful...

Nixion Strange said...

Well?
*tries to get up but Hollow Men fall on me*
Help?!

Sparky Braginski said...

Uh... Uh...

IDEA!!!

*blurs into my treehouse, gets one of my old protective jackets, blurs back out again and gives it to Nix*

*blurs away again*

Cover as much of yourself with that as you can!

*pulls branch off tree*

Nixion Strange said...

Oh god, this is going to hurt...
*curls into ball under jacket, trying to ignore the crushing weight of the Hollow Men*

Sparky Braginski said...

*charges electricity into the wood, setting it on fire*

Sorry Nix!

*chucks it into the thick of the Hollow Men*

*BOOM*

Nixion Strange said...

*watches branch fly towards me and the Hollow Men*
*hides under the jacket*
*BOOM*

Alexander Mythology said...

Gotta go!

See ya.

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Myth!

Sparky Braginski said...

*looks and sees lots of charred grass*

Why did I like black so much?

Bye Myth...

Nixion Strange said...

The jacket flew off in the explosion...
*is burnt, but not as badly as I would be without the jacket*
Ow...

Sparky Braginski said...

Well...

The Hollow Men are gone...

How's that story you started last night going Nix?

Nixion Strange said...

I actually started the night before, but not much

186 words in chapter one, but it's starting to flow

Sparky Braginski said...

When it started does not matter.

How it's going does.

Nixion Strange said...

Unless you mean me Vile story, but I don't think anyone knows about that...

My Zaf and Em thing I was talking about in that last comment

Nixion Strange said...

True, but starting something is always my favourite part. Probably why I keep starting new things

Sparky Braginski said...

That's what I was referring to.

Nixion Strange said...

*hums Mario tune*

Sparky Braginski said...

I'm so bored.............

Nixion Strange said...

True...

Sparky Braginski said...

*stands on hands*

Nixion Strange said...

*stands on feet*
I feel so talented

Sparky Braginski said...

*walks around*

*collapses onto head*

*lies flat on ground*

Owwwwwwwwwww...

Eve the ROCK said...

I'm gonna see Snow White and the Huntsman soon

Nixion Strange said...

Hey Eve

Sparky Braginski said...

...Conversation... Keep the conversation...

Nixion Strange said...

Uh... How's the... weather?

Sparky Braginski said...

Cold.

Nixion Strange said...

Ah... yokay then

Nixion Strange said...

Be back later
Bye!

Sparky Braginski said...

Bye!

Star Inkbright said...

HI PEOPLE!

Sparky Braginski said...

Ink!

*tackles her*

I'm soooooo bored...

Star Inkbright said...

*thinks*

Drink this. *hands her glass bottle*

It SHOULD cure boredom . . . *shifty eyes*

Sparky Braginski said...

*inspects it*

*hands it back*

I'm not thirsty.

Star Inkbright said...

*pushes it back into Sparky's hand* NOOOI!!!! You must drink it! It will result in you being . . . er, I mean, having, you e- er, your bored taken away!

Star Inkbright said...

*boredom

Sparky Braginski said...

...So, other than cure boredom, what does it do?

*not drinking it*

Star Inkbright said...

It . . . Er . . .

It makes you feel happy?

Sparky Braginski said...

*drops it*

Star Inkbright said...

*cries out as glass bottle hits the ground and smashes* What have you DONE???

*ground turns rainbow-coloured and begins to bubble*

Sparky Braginski said...

You could've caught it.

*steps away from the pool of liquid*

I'm sure you have more somewhere.

Unapplicable. said...

Back.

Sparky Braginski said...

Hi Cal.

Star Inkbright said...

*watches in horror as ground begins rising in a funnel then peeling away like a banana skin to reveal an enournous, clawed, shimmery, rainbow-coloured hand*

That's not the POINT! The potion reacts basly to soil!

Star Inkbright said...

Hi Cal!

*points a monster breaking out of the earth* Loik what Sparky did!

Star Inkbright said...

*at

Sparky Braginski said...

*kicks monster in the face*

Crawl back to where you came from.

Nixion Strange said...

FROM WENTH YOU CAME!

Sparky Braginski said...

What Nix said.

Welcome back.

Unapplicable. said...

Ahaha. What have I come to witness?
*stands quietly in the corner, observing*

Star Inkbright said...

Hi Nix!

*stabs arm with glass sword*

ARGH! MY SWORD'S STUCK! I CAN'T GET IT OUT! *tugs at sword*

Star Inkbright said...

Brb.

Nixion Strange said...

*backs away a few steps*
So, I think I won't almost die trying to stop that
All yours

Sparky Braginski said...

*sighs, pulls Ink's sword out of it's arm and slices it's head off*

*it dies*

Everyone happy now?

Star Inkbright said...

Back!

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

MIDNIGHT OH ONE HERE!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Val!

Sparky Braginski said...

Hi Val!

Star Inkbright said...

*sighs* Okay, you be boring and have no fun then. Boring is as boring does.

*climbs up onto favpurite ledge and gazes up at the clouds* Only trying to help.

No offense. Sorry.

Star Inkbright said...

Hi Val!

Sparky Braginski said...

Hey, do you have anymore more of it?

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

Hi! I have to go now to play in a giant fort and possibly tell ghost stories. I might be back in a while. Bye!

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Val!

Sparky Braginski said...

Bye Val!

Unapplicable. said...

Hi Val!
... Alright then, bye Val!

Star Inkbright said...

Fours Val!

Sparky Braginski said...

Ink, do you have any more?

Star Inkbright said...

Erm . . . *runs to secret place in forest*

*returns holding metal bottle* YES! And this time it's UNSMASHABLE

Sparky Braginski said...

*takes it and looks at it*

What happens if I drink it?

Star Inkbright said...

Depends. It varies on different people. It ALWAYS cures boredom though.

*is keeping quiet about the possible side effects:)*

Sparky Braginski said...

*shrugs, pours a drop onto my finger and tastes it*

...Tastes like...

Lemonade...

Niamhy Jay said...

Hello All!!

Star Inkbright said...

*watches Sparky closly for side effects*

*looks worried as her ears grow to elephant-sized*

Sparky Braginski said...

Hi NJ.

Star Inkbright said...

Hi NJ! Do you want some potion? It cures boredom!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi NJ!

Niamhy Jay said...

Hey Sparky!!
*hugs*
How're you??

Sparky Braginski said...

*scowls at Ink*

One drop.

*throws the bottle into the lake*

Nixion Strange said...

Hmm... O can't decide whether to write Elements or the Zaf and Em thing
I need a title for that...

Sparky Braginski said...

Great NJ, thanks for asking.

Niamhy Jay said...

Hey Star!!
Hey Nixon!!
*hugs*
How're you both?

Nixion Strange said...

I'm still not answering any questions relating to how I am
How're you?

Niamhy Jay said...

Were-cromancy :P

Unapplicable. said...

Hey NJ!

Niamhy Jay said...

I'm alright. :)

Star Inkbright said...

*watches mornfully as bottle sinks to bottom of lake* I am inky.

Niamhy Jay said...

Hey Calamity!
It's been a while!
*hugs*
How're you?

Unapplicable. said...

It has been quite a long time! I'm fine, thanks :)

Star Inkbright said...

. . . Silence . . .

Nixion Strange said...

...

Sparky Braginski said...

All day.

All day long.

Nixion Strange said...

msd

Star Inkbright said...

Some night short.

Lynxia Lost said...

Morning Blogland!!

*is humming Jump by TSFH*

Star Inkbright said...

Hi Lynxia!

Sparky Braginski said...

Hello Lynx.

I posted it on my blog...

Helena Ember Sky said...

heeheehaheehee. I got Skype... Should I be proud of that?

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Lynxia!

Nixion Strange said...

Hey Helena!

Lynxia Lost said...

Hello everyone!

Lynxia Lost said...

Hi Hel!

Sparky Braginski said...

Hi Em!

Helena Ember Sky said...

But should I be proud...?

Star Inkbright said...

Hi Helena! Yes, you should:)

Lynxia Lost said...

It depends Hel, are you gonna use it?

Nixion Strange said...

How the hell should I know?!

Helena Ember Sky said...

Okay...

Sparky Braginski said...

First?

Sparky Braginski said...

1st?

Sparky Braginski said...

*small smile*

Success.

Lynxia Lost said...

*is toying with a new idea*
Should I start it?
No, I'll get drawn in.
But I wanna!
Too bed, stick with Crescent and HP.
But it's good.
It doesn't have magic in it!
Neither does Crescent.
Mutations, it's close.
But I wanna!!!!!

Lynxia Lost said...

*bad

Unapplicable. said...

Hello Lynxia and Hel! :)

Star Inkbright said...

WHY??? WHY DO I HAVE TO GO TO BRIDLINGTON TODAY???

Sparky Braginski said...

I don't know Lynx...

Lynxia Lost said...

I really wanna start it but then I won't drop it.
Right, I'll ask you guys...

It's set in London in the 1920's and there's gangsters and lies and money and fights and guns and all that jazz (gangster joke, never mind...). What do you think?

Sparky Braginski said...

It's a new idea.

I'd give it a shot.

Now...

What to dedicate to...

Star Inkbright said...

WRITE IT.

Nixion Strange said...

I'd love to read it!

Unapplicable. said...

Go for it!

Lynxia Lost said...

Okay dokey then... It'll probably just be the start but I'll do it!

Star Inkbright said...

YAY!

Lynxia Lost said...

Wbd...

Star Inkbright said...

*mutters something angrily about Bridlington*

Sparky Braginski said...

...

I think...

I think I'll dedicate...

...

...

What do you guys think I should ded to?

Nixion Strange said...

I don't know
That's why I rarely go for first

Star Inkbright said...

BANANAS!!! *makes offering to the Banana Lord*

Luciana said...

Star, Bridlington is great! I have family friends living there! :D
Shame I'm not going there, today):

Hello, everyone!

I'm in a dodgy hopeful mood! Might write something really long and dodgy and 'inspiring', though I fail at writing in such a manner. :)

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Luce!

Sparky Braginski said...

Hi Lu!

What should I ded to?

Oh, btw, were you the one who found my Skype? I didn't want to add you before asking, just to let you know...

Unapplicable. said...

Hi L!

Lynxia Lost said...

Hey Luce!

Star Inkbright said...

*shrugs* I'm going to Bridlington to play in a cello concert. And judging from my LAST cello concert in Bridlington, it will be VERY boring. We were just left in this room to do nothing for an hour. *shudders*

Valkyrie V. - Ivy said...

CELLO!

Luciana said...

Hello, all!
You should dedicate to strength. *nods* Mainly because I am writing a huge e-mail to Mist about it...

Also, yes I was. C:

LYNXIA! *hugs* :3

Sparky Braginski said...

Oh, then feel free to add me now, I'll accept this time!

Hiya Val.

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Val!

Star Inkbright said...

Hi L!

Unapplicable. said...

Hi Val!

Nixion Strange said...

Mist? Oh yeah
He can't go on the internet for a week, so no emails will get to him

Luciana said...

Hey, Val! :)

Mist e-mailed me back, so I am replying. But he may hate me with how long it is...I showed it someone else and they cried. I don't even know why!

Star Inkbright said...

Hi Ivy!

The actual celloing wasn't boring, it was just when we were left in that room with nothing to do for an HOUR . . .

Lynxia Lost said...

Hey Val!

Lynxia Lost said...

Val, go check your email!

Sparky Braginski said...

Keeeeeeep taaaaalking......

Lynxia Lost said...

... No.

Nixion Strange said...

"The paper was accidently shredded when it was put through a shredder"
Lol

Sparky Braginski said...

Please Lynx?

Nixion Strange said...

Elements or Zaf and Em thing?
You chose. Please?

Lynxia Lost said...

Zaf and Em, nix!

I'm writing Sparky...!

Star Inkbright said...

NO, I WILL NO KEEP TALKING!!!!

I MIGHT KEEP SHOUTING THOUGH!!!

*keeps shouting 'Though'*

Sparky Braginski said...

Oh, okay then.

Luciana said...

I just sent Mist a 1,964 word e-mail about something heartfelt and 'nice'...I'm so confused...I was being nice.

Star Inkbright said...

That, L, is wow.

Star Inkbright said...

Zaf and Em!!!

Lynxia, I thought Derek had blogspoken for a mo there, coz he always does the '...!' but then I realised it was you! *laughs*

Lynxia Lost said...

Erm... Thanks?

Eve the ROCK said...

Snow White was good. And Thor is simply awesome.

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Eve!

Lynxia Lost said...

The ending of Thor is sad!! Not for Thor, I don't care about him - he's an idiot and not for Odin, I hate his guts. It's Loki I feel sorry for... :(

I haven't seen Snow White yet.

Has anyone seen Dark Shadows?

Lynxia Lost said...

Hi Eve!

Eve the ROCK said...

But I still liked Red Riding Hood better, even of it didn't have Thor in it. My mum hated Red Riding Hood for some reason....

Luciana said...

Hey, Eve! :D
Not seen Snow White..
Dark Shadows is supposed to be good. I've heard some amazing reviews! :D

Niamhy Jay said...

Back.
The Internet was acting up for some reason

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Zaf!

Eve the ROCK said...

Awwwwww, but Thor's adorable! Loki is an adorable name, however

My friend wants to see Dark Shadows. I haven't seen it

Lynxia Lost said...

WB NJ!

Dark Shadows is brilliant!!!

Lynxia Lost said...

Thor is NOT adorable!!! *starts hitting ball that I'm pretending is Thor's head*

Luciana said...

NJ! *hugs* Helloooooo! :D

Also, Loki is actually f*ckable..

Niamhy Jay said...

AWW I WANT TO SEE THAT!!
I love Johnny Depp!!

Eve the ROCK said...

Snow White and the Huntsman is worth watching. But they totally stole a scene from Never-ending Story

Nixion Strange said...

Uh...
*backs away from the Loki obsessed*

Niamhy Jay said...

Hey Luce!! *hugs*

I'll be distant as I am writing a birthday story for my friend!

Sparky Braginski said...

Chris Hemsworth...

*chuckles*

Eve the ROCK said...

"I like this drink! *smashes it* Another!"

Thor is ADORABLE.

Lynxia Lost said...

*laughing irl* That's pretty odd Luce... Loki is awesome though, I wouldn't quite go to f*ckable level but possibly...

Luciana said...

Hemsworth and Hiddleston... <3

Lynxia Lost said...

Thor's a dick to his brother.

Lynxia Lost said...

Hiddleston, Hell yeah Hiddleston!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

Don't worry, Nix, I'm not Loki-obsessed. But I love saying

"Loki dokey!"

Luciana said...

He really is! ASK BECKY! SHE AGREES WITH ME.
It's probably the cheekbones..

Nixion Strange said...

Odin's a d**k to Loki and Thor

Luciana said...

He's my brother.

He's adopted.


I LAUGHED SO MUCH AT THAT SCENE. <3

Eve the ROCK said...

*is also backing away from Luce and Lynxia*

Sparky Braginski said...

OMG YES, LU!!!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

*and Becky....*

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