For those of you who don't know, we recently ran a writing competition on the Skulduggery website, where I supplied the first 50 words of a story and left it to others to come up with the next 450. The ten winners were supposed to be announced last week, but it took my publishers longer than expected to cope with the massive response... Ah, those silly publishers. When will they learn?
I was sent a little over 30 entries and it was not easy narrowing them down. As usual, the standard of writing was very high- and not just with the winners, either. A lot of the entries made me laugh, and that's always a good starting-off point, but the major point of interest for me was watching where you took the story. I gave the villain an outrageous name- Sadistica Tortura- and sat back and let the fun begin. There were some lovely ideas in there, some lovely moments and some fantastic lines. You should all be proud- especially those of you who managed to stick to the word count (ahem).
I managed to take a few days off last week, but seeing as how I have about five weeks before I head off on tour, I need to start working again. August is pretty much wiped off my calendar as far as writing goes, so I'm going to have to get an early start on Book Eight. Which is scary, because it only seems like a few weeks ago that I finished Book Seven. I'm not going to talk about Book Eight AT ALL until a few months from now, once you've absorbed KOTW into your bloodstream, but it feels kind of weird to be tying up all of these stories that I've been telling since 2007. Best not dwell, methinks...
Oh, and as for KOTW release dates, those lucky scamps in Australia/New Zealand will be getting the new book ever-so-slightly ahead of anyone else... My tour there starts on August 8th, and my publishers want the books on the shelves at LEAST one week before that- maybe even two. For the UK and Ireland, we're looking at a release date of August 30th, I think.
Of course, the Minions-who-speak-funny know by now how much I detest spoilers, and you've all been fantastic at not ruining the books for other people. I shall expect this to continue (shakes fist in a threatening manner...)
For all you Ameriminions, still no news on getting the newer books released over there, my apologies. I have some positive news for the Germinions, however, as my German publishers are planning to catch up to the English-language releases. More news on that when I have it.
Oh, and Irish readers will be able to take a break from the football final on Sunday night to tune into Celebrity Mastermind on TV3, where I shall be showing off my amazing brain power on national TV. Hells yeah.
And now, a picture.
Saturday, June 30, 2012
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
4,806 comments:
«Oldest ‹Older 1201 – 1400 of 4806 Newer› Newest»*slices through using machete*
Damn stupid magic of mine... useless most of the time
Rhyme was accident...
*elbows Hollow Man in the face*
*slashes at Hollow Men, ducking and weaving*
These things are so slow...
*sees fist coming towards my face*
*slices it's arm off halfway to my face and twists away*
*uses Hollow Man has a diving board, jumping on it into the middle of the mass*
*thinks*
If I set something on fire and ignited the gas, do you think it'd wipe out the majority of them, Nix?
*continues shredding the oncoming enemies*
...My girlfriend won the competition...
I just spent the last five minutes running around like a headless chicken for her.
It said, "Molly Piddington, Timaru, New Zealand"
Uh, I'd think so
*slams into Hollow Man*
But considering I'm right in the middle fo them, you might not want to do that
Say congrads to her from me Myth
Well, get out of there so I can blow them to smithereens ...
*slips on mud*
*snarls*
I knew I shouldn't have made it rain before...
*rolls and cuts several Hollow Men's legs on the way*
Uh, I'm just a little surrounded
Stupid magic, usless piece of-
*gets punched, and falls back*
*gets up*
*fist lands in my side halfway up*
*growls and blurs to my feet*
This is so unbelievable!
Well, I mean, of course it's believable, because it's Molly, but I mean, SH#%!
This is just...unbelievable!
*while on ground cuts at Hollow Men's ankles*
I'm kinda getting suffocated here
*gags on gasses*
*thinking quickly*
Nix, are you wearing protective clothing?
No... protective gloves, but the rest is normal...
Oh, really?
That's sooo helpful...
Well?
*tries to get up but Hollow Men fall on me*
Help?!
Uh... Uh...
IDEA!!!
*blurs into my treehouse, gets one of my old protective jackets, blurs back out again and gives it to Nix*
*blurs away again*
Cover as much of yourself with that as you can!
*pulls branch off tree*
Oh god, this is going to hurt...
*curls into ball under jacket, trying to ignore the crushing weight of the Hollow Men*
*charges electricity into the wood, setting it on fire*
Sorry Nix!
*chucks it into the thick of the Hollow Men*
*BOOM*
*watches branch fly towards me and the Hollow Men*
*hides under the jacket*
*BOOM*
Gotta go!
See ya.
Bye Myth!
*looks and sees lots of charred grass*
Why did I like black so much?
Bye Myth...
The jacket flew off in the explosion...
*is burnt, but not as badly as I would be without the jacket*
Ow...
Well...
The Hollow Men are gone...
How's that story you started last night going Nix?
I actually started the night before, but not much
186 words in chapter one, but it's starting to flow
When it started does not matter.
How it's going does.
Unless you mean me Vile story, but I don't think anyone knows about that...
My Zaf and Em thing I was talking about in that last comment
True, but starting something is always my favourite part. Probably why I keep starting new things
That's what I was referring to.
*hums Mario tune*
I'm so bored.............
True...
*stands on hands*
*stands on feet*
I feel so talented
*walks around*
*collapses onto head*
*lies flat on ground*
Owwwwwwwwwww...
I'm gonna see Snow White and the Huntsman soon
Hey Eve
...Conversation... Keep the conversation...
Uh... How's the... weather?
Cold.
Ah... yokay then
Be back later
Bye!
Bye!
HI PEOPLE!
Ink!
*tackles her*
I'm soooooo bored...
*thinks*
Drink this. *hands her glass bottle*
It SHOULD cure boredom . . . *shifty eyes*
*inspects it*
*hands it back*
I'm not thirsty.
*pushes it back into Sparky's hand* NOOOI!!!! You must drink it! It will result in you being . . . er, I mean, having, you e- er, your bored taken away!
*boredom
...So, other than cure boredom, what does it do?
*not drinking it*
It . . . Er . . .
It makes you feel happy?
*drops it*
*cries out as glass bottle hits the ground and smashes* What have you DONE???
*ground turns rainbow-coloured and begins to bubble*
You could've caught it.
*steps away from the pool of liquid*
I'm sure you have more somewhere.
Back.
Hi Cal.
*watches in horror as ground begins rising in a funnel then peeling away like a banana skin to reveal an enournous, clawed, shimmery, rainbow-coloured hand*
That's not the POINT! The potion reacts basly to soil!
Hi Cal!
*points a monster breaking out of the earth* Loik what Sparky did!
*at
*kicks monster in the face*
Crawl back to where you came from.
FROM WENTH YOU CAME!
What Nix said.
Welcome back.
Ahaha. What have I come to witness?
*stands quietly in the corner, observing*
Hi Nix!
*stabs arm with glass sword*
ARGH! MY SWORD'S STUCK! I CAN'T GET IT OUT! *tugs at sword*
Brb.
*backs away a few steps*
So, I think I won't almost die trying to stop that
All yours
*sighs, pulls Ink's sword out of it's arm and slices it's head off*
*it dies*
Everyone happy now?
Back!
MIDNIGHT OH ONE HERE!
Hi Val!
Hi Val!
*sighs* Okay, you be boring and have no fun then. Boring is as boring does.
*climbs up onto favpurite ledge and gazes up at the clouds* Only trying to help.
No offense. Sorry.
Hi Val!
Hey, do you have anymore more of it?
Hi! I have to go now to play in a giant fort and possibly tell ghost stories. I might be back in a while. Bye!
Bye Val!
Bye Val!
Hi Val!
... Alright then, bye Val!
Fours Val!
Ink, do you have any more?
Erm . . . *runs to secret place in forest*
*returns holding metal bottle* YES! And this time it's UNSMASHABLE
*takes it and looks at it*
What happens if I drink it?
Depends. It varies on different people. It ALWAYS cures boredom though.
*is keeping quiet about the possible side effects:)*
*shrugs, pours a drop onto my finger and tastes it*
...Tastes like...
Lemonade...
Hello All!!
*watches Sparky closly for side effects*
*looks worried as her ears grow to elephant-sized*
Hi NJ.
Hi NJ! Do you want some potion? It cures boredom!
Hi NJ!
Hey Sparky!!
*hugs*
How're you??
*scowls at Ink*
One drop.
*throws the bottle into the lake*
Hmm... O can't decide whether to write Elements or the Zaf and Em thing
I need a title for that...
Great NJ, thanks for asking.
Hey Star!!
Hey Nixon!!
*hugs*
How're you both?
I'm still not answering any questions relating to how I am
How're you?
Were-cromancy :P
Hey NJ!
I'm alright. :)
*watches mornfully as bottle sinks to bottom of lake* I am inky.
Hey Calamity!
It's been a while!
*hugs*
How're you?
It has been quite a long time! I'm fine, thanks :)
. . . Silence . . .
...
All day.
All day long.
msd
Some night short.
Morning Blogland!!
*is humming Jump by TSFH*
Hi Lynxia!
Hello Lynx.
I posted it on my blog...
heeheehaheehee. I got Skype... Should I be proud of that?
Hi Lynxia!
Hey Helena!
Hello everyone!
Hi Hel!
Hi Em!
But should I be proud...?
Hi Helena! Yes, you should:)
It depends Hel, are you gonna use it?
How the hell should I know?!
Okay...
First?
1st?
*small smile*
Success.
*is toying with a new idea*
Should I start it?
No, I'll get drawn in.
But I wanna!
Too bed, stick with Crescent and HP.
But it's good.
It doesn't have magic in it!
Neither does Crescent.
Mutations, it's close.
But I wanna!!!!!
*bad
Hello Lynxia and Hel! :)
WHY??? WHY DO I HAVE TO GO TO BRIDLINGTON TODAY???
I don't know Lynx...
I really wanna start it but then I won't drop it.
Right, I'll ask you guys...
It's set in London in the 1920's and there's gangsters and lies and money and fights and guns and all that jazz (gangster joke, never mind...). What do you think?
It's a new idea.
I'd give it a shot.
Now...
What to dedicate to...
WRITE IT.
I'd love to read it!
Go for it!
Okay dokey then... It'll probably just be the start but I'll do it!
YAY!
Wbd...
*mutters something angrily about Bridlington*
...
I think...
I think I'll dedicate...
...
...
What do you guys think I should ded to?
I don't know
That's why I rarely go for first
BANANAS!!! *makes offering to the Banana Lord*
Star, Bridlington is great! I have family friends living there! :D
Shame I'm not going there, today):
Hello, everyone!
I'm in a dodgy hopeful mood! Might write something really long and dodgy and 'inspiring', though I fail at writing in such a manner. :)
Hi Luce!
Hi Lu!
What should I ded to?
Oh, btw, were you the one who found my Skype? I didn't want to add you before asking, just to let you know...
Hi L!
Hey Luce!
*shrugs* I'm going to Bridlington to play in a cello concert. And judging from my LAST cello concert in Bridlington, it will be VERY boring. We were just left in this room to do nothing for an hour. *shudders*
CELLO!
Hello, all!
You should dedicate to strength. *nods* Mainly because I am writing a huge e-mail to Mist about it...
Also, yes I was. C:
LYNXIA! *hugs* :3
Oh, then feel free to add me now, I'll accept this time!
Hiya Val.
Hi Val!
Hi L!
Hi Val!
Mist? Oh yeah
He can't go on the internet for a week, so no emails will get to him
Hey, Val! :)
Mist e-mailed me back, so I am replying. But he may hate me with how long it is...I showed it someone else and they cried. I don't even know why!
Hi Ivy!
The actual celloing wasn't boring, it was just when we were left in that room with nothing to do for an HOUR . . .
Hey Val!
Val, go check your email!
Keeeeeeep taaaaalking......
... No.
"The paper was accidently shredded when it was put through a shredder"
Lol
Please Lynx?
Elements or Zaf and Em thing?
You chose. Please?
Zaf and Em, nix!
I'm writing Sparky...!
NO, I WILL NO KEEP TALKING!!!!
I MIGHT KEEP SHOUTING THOUGH!!!
*keeps shouting 'Though'*
Oh, okay then.
I just sent Mist a 1,964 word e-mail about something heartfelt and 'nice'...I'm so confused...I was being nice.
That, L, is wow.
Zaf and Em!!!
Lynxia, I thought Derek had blogspoken for a mo there, coz he always does the '...!' but then I realised it was you! *laughs*
Erm... Thanks?
Snow White was good. And Thor is simply awesome.
Hi Eve!
The ending of Thor is sad!! Not for Thor, I don't care about him - he's an idiot and not for Odin, I hate his guts. It's Loki I feel sorry for... :(
I haven't seen Snow White yet.
Has anyone seen Dark Shadows?
Hi Eve!
But I still liked Red Riding Hood better, even of it didn't have Thor in it. My mum hated Red Riding Hood for some reason....
Hey, Eve! :D
Not seen Snow White..
Dark Shadows is supposed to be good. I've heard some amazing reviews! :D
Back.
The Internet was acting up for some reason
Hi Zaf!
Awwwwww, but Thor's adorable! Loki is an adorable name, however
My friend wants to see Dark Shadows. I haven't seen it
WB NJ!
Dark Shadows is brilliant!!!
Thor is NOT adorable!!! *starts hitting ball that I'm pretending is Thor's head*
NJ! *hugs* Helloooooo! :D
Also, Loki is actually f*ckable..
AWW I WANT TO SEE THAT!!
I love Johnny Depp!!
Snow White and the Huntsman is worth watching. But they totally stole a scene from Never-ending Story
Uh...
*backs away from the Loki obsessed*
Hey Luce!! *hugs*
I'll be distant as I am writing a birthday story for my friend!
Chris Hemsworth...
*chuckles*
"I like this drink! *smashes it* Another!"
Thor is ADORABLE.
*laughing irl* That's pretty odd Luce... Loki is awesome though, I wouldn't quite go to f*ckable level but possibly...
Hemsworth and Hiddleston... <3
Thor's a dick to his brother.
Hiddleston, Hell yeah Hiddleston!!!
Don't worry, Nix, I'm not Loki-obsessed. But I love saying
"Loki dokey!"
He really is! ASK BECKY! SHE AGREES WITH ME.
It's probably the cheekbones..
Odin's a d**k to Loki and Thor
He's my brother.
He's adopted.
I LAUGHED SO MUCH AT THAT SCENE. <3
*is also backing away from Luce and Lynxia*
OMG YES, LU!!!!!
*and Becky....*
Post a Comment