Saturday, June 30, 2012

Winners and Release Dates

For those of you who don't know, we recently ran a writing competition on the Skulduggery website, where I supplied the first 50 words of a story and left it to others to come up with the next 450. The ten winners were supposed to be announced last week, but it took my publishers longer than expected to cope with the massive response... Ah, those silly publishers. When will they learn?

I was sent a little over 30 entries and it was not easy narrowing them down. As usual, the standard of writing was very high- and not just with the winners, either. A lot of the entries made me laugh, and that's always a good starting-off point, but the major point of interest for me was watching where you took the story. I gave the villain an outrageous name- Sadistica Tortura- and sat back and let the fun begin. There were some lovely ideas in there, some lovely moments and some fantastic lines. You should all be proud- especially those of you who managed to stick to the word count (ahem).


I managed to take a few days off last week, but seeing as how I have about five weeks before I head off on tour, I need to start working again. August is pretty much wiped off my calendar as far as writing goes, so I'm going to have to get an early start on Book Eight. Which is scary, because it only seems like a few weeks ago that I finished Book Seven. I'm not going to talk about Book Eight AT ALL until a few months from now, once you've absorbed KOTW into your bloodstream, but it feels kind of weird to be tying up all of these stories that I've been telling since 2007. Best not dwell, methinks...

Oh, and as for KOTW release dates, those lucky scamps in Australia/New Zealand will be getting the new book ever-so-slightly ahead of anyone else... My tour there starts on August 8th, and my publishers want the books on the shelves at LEAST one week before that- maybe even two. For the UK and Ireland, we're looking at a release date of August 30th, I think.

Of course, the Minions-who-speak-funny know by now how much I detest spoilers, and you've all been fantastic at not ruining the books for other people. I shall expect this to continue (shakes fist in a threatening manner...)

For all you Ameriminions, still no news on getting the newer books released over there, my apologies. I have some positive news for the Germinions, however, as my German publishers are planning to catch up to the English-language releases. More news on that when I have it.


Oh, and Irish readers will be able to take a break from the football final on Sunday night to tune into Celebrity Mastermind on TV3, where I shall be showing off my amazing brain power on national TV. Hells yeah.


And now, a picture.



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Nixion Strange said...

What is it with you and Mist Helena?

Helena Ember Sky said...

Nothing. I just messaged him on the forums ages ago and he hasn't answered.

Nixion Strange said...

He doesn't use the forums anymore

Helena Ember Sky said...

Well no one told me that! Though he should have gotten it on his e-mail as well. People were starting to worry about him yesterday.

Helena Ember Sky said...

Not on the forums btw, here.

The one who shall not be named said...

is anyone still here?

Nixion Strange said...

Internet fail
perminate msd mode

Helena Ember Sky said...

I'm here! Just had to help my dad with something.

The one who shall not be named said...

what does msd stand for?

Eve the ROCK said...

I'm here

Okay nix

Eve the ROCK said...

Might suddenly disappear

Eve the ROCK said...

That's what msd stands for

The one who shall not be named said...

ohhhhhhhh, thanx

The one who shall not be named said...

bye :)> (he has a goatee)

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Caroline!

Helena Ember Sky said...

Bye Caroline! It's so weird to type that.

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Caroline!

Eve the ROCK said...

It's just occurred to me that when I say "yeah", I rarely say the y part. It's just "eh"

Helena Ember Sky said...

I say "yyyeeeeaaaah"

Eve the ROCK said...

*facepalm* My dad is singing Teenage Dream

Nixion Strange said...

"Excuse me? Where is the respect?"
"I'll look for it later, right now I'm to busy not respecting you."

One line in one of my stories

Helena Ember Sky said...

:D You have an epic dad Eve.

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Trinity!

Selena Gasp said...

DARN! I have to leave now:( be back soonish

Eve the ROCK said...

A humorous line, Nix. A humorous line.

@Helena he used to always sing 1000 miles xD

Hi Trinity!

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Trinity!

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Trinity!

Drew O'Connor said...

I literally have goosebumps!
I can't contain myself waiting for Nix's epic story!

It is gonna be EPIC!!!!!!!!

Oh morning everyone :)

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Emerald!

Nixion Strange said...

Oh, and 331 words and almost finished chapter one

Helena Ember Sky said...

Hey Emerald, Trinity. I'm talking to Tal aswell. He's in England. Oooh.

Helena Ember Sky said...

Nix...*raises eyebrow* can't wait.

Nixion Strange said...

Oh, and I'm not following you guys exactly. I'm adding a few of my own points to it, but I am planing to make it a more than one series
*smiles*
Ep-ic

Nixion Strange said...

*more than one book

Helena Ember Sky said...

You could make it multiple series like Rick Riordan did.

Nixion Strange said...

be back soon
Bye!

Drew O'Connor said...

OH NIX!
Goosebumps again, tis gonna be epic

And I was thinking last night Eve, if you don't like my breed of werewolf, then you probably won't like my story lol as the main character is my breed of werewolf.

Helena Ember Sky said...

And I am not jealous of you! I will get something published.

Selena Gasp said...

HI! guys

Selena Gasp said...

I am soooo happy that it is the holidays!!! yayayayay

Selena Gasp said...

HA modern family is laugh worthy. It really is

Helena Ember Sky said...

Hey Trinity. Lucky! Holidays. So soon yet so far. ONE WEEK!

Selena Gasp said...

Um my sister is saying/chanting a bunch of odd insults

Selena Gasp said...

Um my sister is saying/chanting a bunch of odd insults

Eve the ROCK said...

Dinner bye!

Selena Gasp said...

HI Helena

Helena Ember Sky said...

Cool sister.

Selena Gasp said...

BYE Eve

Helena Ember Sky said...

Bye Eve. I will magically disappear soon as well. Very soon.

Drew O'Connor said...

It's just the right time of the day for insults Trin

I got up and was insulted this morning lol now granted I insulted myself lol

Selena Gasp said...

Yeah, she is a bit annoying at times. Like now

Selena Gasp said...

Here is a good insult. YOU MINDLESS OAF! YOU SPLUTTERING MORON! YOU um PLANKTON!

Drew O'Connor said...

Lol as I said it's just the time of day, it cause a violent breakout in the brain lol

Well it does in me anyway

Selena Gasp said...

oops i meant insult

Selena Gasp said...

u sure like the word lol

Selena Gasp said...

my friend hates it when i say lol it really angers her

Selena Gasp said...

I have odd friends

Selena Gasp said...

if u have a spare minute, go on youtube and watch shingo mama oha rokku it is very funny

Drew O'Connor said...

Some words just play on the tongue and decide to live there before they get evicted lol

Sure moron is mild compare to the insults I use to get from my sister.
Some words cannot be repeated in this family enviorment

Nixion Strange said...

YOU SACK OF WINE

My insult, and the best ever

Selena Gasp said...

Well. We are an insane bunch. I thought as much. * jumps into lake and starts talking to seaweed* Ah, nice to see you Bob, how have you been? Hows the family? Mrs salty doing okay.? Jerald! Man, its been years! Katy, whats up?

Helena Ember Sky said...

I just say idiot a lot. I dislike "lol" as well. Sorry Em.

Selena Gasp said...

Nix, you are a sack of wine!

Helena Ember Sky said...

Stupid face as well. And ugly face.

Selena Gasp said...

And a bunch of bananas. And a flock of birds. And a school of fish.

Drew O'Connor said...

Yeah sorry about the overuse of "lol" on my part.

I just get really giddy sometimes and I'm like hopping around on the inside and I tend to laugh a lot when I haven't had a lot of sleep.

So apologies!!!

Selena Gasp said...

I don't really have a main insult

Selena Gasp said...

Its okay Eve, its nice having some one else who says lol

Selena Gasp said...

brb

Drew O'Connor said...

I betcha Nix is busy bashing away at his new found story or he's asleep.

I like the latter option to be fair but you never know with talented writers :)

Selena Gasp said...
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Drew O'Connor said...

Sorry just bashing out another paragraph of my story

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Selena
Please don't waste space, sorry

And no, I said I'm on msd mode Em

Selena Gasp said...

So

Selena Gasp said...

I am Trinity, as I am sure you have all ready guessed

Selena Gasp said...

This is the last time I am going to change my name

Selena Gasp said...

purely because i am curious, what do you think a Selena Gasp would/should look like?

Nixion Strange said...

Uh... not a clue

Selena Gasp said...

I am alone aren't I

Selena Gasp said...

NIX! I always do that! urghhh

Selena Gasp said...

So you have no idea what so ever a Selena Gasp should look like?

Nixion Strange said...

Hey Em, do you know what Zaf has her necromancer power in?

Nixion Strange said...

*frowns*
Selena, I said something 4 minutes ago
Please, be pacient

Drew O'Connor said...

Um... I think she said that her power was in her robes.

Don't quote me though Nix.

Can I get a sneak peek?!
Pwetty pwease *pulls puppy dog face*

Selena Gasp said...

I shall ask you some questions then: Should she have green eyes, brown eyes, or blue eyes. Should she have red hair, brown hair, black hair or blonde hair. Should she have long, short or medium hair?

Selena Gasp said...

Wait, is everyone here a necromancer? Am I the only adept?

Nixion Strange said...

No one here is a necromancer

Nixion Strange said...

Selena, I have no idea

Drew O'Connor said...

I'm a werewolf if that makes you feel better Selena

Green eyes
Red hair
Medium

Nixion Strange said...

The first 360 words then

Nixion Strange said...

Zafira Kerias walked forwards, following the Sanctuary agent in front of her. It was the dead of the night, and the normal people were safe in bed. The only ones out were the people with no lives, the people who were too drunk to have the sense to go home… and the people who weren’t all that human.
Zaf was a Necromancer, from the East Coast Temple. Not the West Coast, never the West Coast. She was in Ireland at the moment, following a Sanctuary agent. She knew almost nothing about the agent, only that she was key to the plans. The plans to take over Ireland.

Emerald Melody was walking down the street, late at night in Dublin. She had just left an important meeting with someone. Normally, these meetings would be at Roarhaven, but it wasn’t everyone’s favourite place. So, sometimes, the meetings would be somewhere else. She had to admit, it made travel easier, considering she lived in Dublin.
She was an important Sanctuary agent. Not an Elder, but in a few years, she could be well on the way to becoming one. Of course, she was more than an important agent. She was the Sanctuary’s secret. Hardly anyone but the Elders knew. She was the last of her kind.
She heard something behind her, but thought nothing of it. The quiet made anything sound sinister. She kept walking, but after going down a small street and hearing a noise behind her again, she got suspicious. At this time of night? Not many people were out walking, and this was hardly a street most people used. She turned around and saw the empty street. Her sharp eyes scanned everything. Then she saw it. A faint shape in the shadows. It was like the shadows were gathered to hide something, making it almost invisible. Almost.
Emerald smirked. Necromancer. She pretended she didn’t notice, and walked on. There was no noise behind her anymore. The necromancer was wary now. Emerald rounded a corner, out of sight from her stalker, and waited. Then Zafira turned the corner and saw Emerald waiting there. Everything pretty much went down from that point.

Drew O'Connor said...

OH THANK YOU NIX!!!!!!!!

You are now my best friend (Don't tell Zaf I said that)

Selena Gasp said...

I have the ability to shoot white energy out of my palms and eyes and on full moons be unstoppable and all powerful.

Nixion Strange said...

Can I give some advice?
Don't make your magic too powerful. It takes away the drama in stories. You already know the character's going to win, there's no challenge. You need to make sure that the magic isn't to powerful, so every fight they only just win, not just wipe out everything in their way

Drew O'Connor said...

*stands up and gives Nix a standing ovation*

You are a genius Mr.Strange. I am a mere humble idiot compared to genius!

Selena Gasp said...

Thanks Em ( can I call you that?)

Nixion Strange said...

Oh, well... I'm flattered

Selena Gasp said...

That is epic Nix

Drew O'Connor said...

Yep you can Selena, everyone else does :)

Selena Gasp said...

Okay, my weakness is that like Frightning Jones, I have to reboot my eyes and like the warlock it hurts my hands

Drew O'Connor said...

So you should be Nix!!
It is gonna be an epic series.

Selena Gasp said...

HEY am I the only one who saw the mistake in mortal coil? The one where Val says hanged instead of hung

Selena Gasp said...

oh second

Drew O'Connor said...

AGHHH FIRST AGAIN WOOHOO

I dedicate this page to the awesome and massively creative Nix Strange

You took a simple battle between me and Zaf and you made it into a masterpiece.

You truly are a God among men.

Oh and if Lu sees this later or whatever. I nominate Nix for best writer.

Selena Gasp said...

dang flabbit I have to leave

Selena Gasp said...

keep up the epic writing Nix

Selena Gasp said...

c ya Em

Selena Gasp said...

Bye NIX!

Nixion Strange said...

You kinda have to Email Luce
Here, I'll give you her email

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Selena!

Nixion Strange said...

lucianascath@gmail.com

Drew O'Connor said...

I really am jealous.com Nix.

I can't even get out my story that I've been working on for 3 years and you are weaving this masterpiece in the background.

I actually am in awe :)

Nixion Strange said...

Oh, and Selena
I don't notice spelling mistakes. I did notice a mistake in Mortal Coil about the amount of times Scapegrace was in the Bently, but Derek confirmed this was just because Scapegrace is stupid, it was not a mistake (or it was and Derek was just covering up *shifty eyes*)

Nixion Strange said...

Uh... it's nothing. Really...
You're really taking this over the top... and it makes me feel awesome!

Drew O'Connor said...

You deserve the praise man!

Now I'm on the edge waiting for not only KOTW

BUT

To see the rest of this epic story.

Anyway must love ya and leave ya Nix. Motherly duties calling me away.

Keep bashing it out man! TIS EPIC!!

Eve the ROCK said...

Hiiiiiiiiii!

Sparky Braginski said...

Nixion, why did you nominate me for the GG award?

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Em!

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Eve!

Hi Sparky!

Nixion Strange said...

Oh, I did it because you deserve it

Sparky Braginski said...

*blank faced*

*furrows brow in thought*

Riiiiiiiight. "Deserve" it.

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Sparky!

Sparky Braginski said...

Hi Eve.

Nixion Strange said...

No, deserve it

Eve the ROCK said...

What Sparky is trying to say is, "Tell me more about that" :P

Sparky Braginski said...

I get you.

"Deserve" it.

Unknown said...

*throws potato at ground*

Nixion Strange said...

Oh, tell you more
Yokay

Unknown said...

G'day Nixion

Unknown said...

Mornining/Night Eve

Nixion Strange said...

I'm going to ignore that comment

Unknown said...

Umm okay..

Nixion Strange said...

Wait, g'day me (when no one in the world uses that in a serious conversation) and a morning night to Eve?
WHAT THE PINEAPPLE?

Unknown said...

I was saying hello my way :D
I feel hyperrrrrrrrr
BABYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Unknown said...

*eats foot*

Eve the ROCK said...

G'DAY G'DAY G'DAY

Eve the ROCK said...

THERE! I've finished my nominations! *nods*

Unknown said...

*giggles like the girl I am*
G'day is a funny word.

Anonymous said...

Helloooooo, everyone C:

Unknown said...

nominations?

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi Namey!

Unknown said...

Hello Names
What do you want to be called by me? :)

Nixion Strange said...

Hi... Pineapple

Anonymous said...

I want a rainbow coloured, life-size cutout of Derek! C':

Anonymous said...

Hey Eve! Hey Lauren! Hey Nixion! :)

Unknown said...

*giggles more*
Pumpkin soup anyone?

Anonymous said...

Wbd, because of writing. :)

Unknown said...

wbd?

Helena Ember Sky said...

Hello pussycats. You're all so cute.

Eve the ROCK said...

Helena...no. Just no.

Eve the ROCK said...

Wbd = will be distant

Nixion Strange said...

I'm going to refuse to say hi to anyone who greets me like that

Unknown said...

Ah okay, thanks Eve.
Isn't 'hello pussycats' part of a song? meh
MANY GREETINGS HELENA

Helena Ember Sky said...

What are you all, CrAzY? I was talking to the kittens in the corner. Look, they're all bundled up so cute! Can we keep them?

Eve the ROCK said...

I think it's

"What's up pussycat?"

Even though I have never heard that song

Nixion Strange said...

...

Helena Ember Sky said...

Hello Lauren! msd=might suddenly disappear.

Eve the ROCK said...

No. *throws kittens into a furnace*

Unknown said...

Wait no, I was thinking of 'Whats new pussycat.'

Nixion Strange said...

Helena, she never asked what msd means

Eve the ROCK said...

Ah, there you go

Helena Ember Sky said...

Woooooohooohoooooo! What's that pussycat? Wooooooowooowooooooow. I might be a little tipsy. *Passes out* Sits up. No, just hyper.

Helena Ember Sky said...

She did Nix! I didn't see that Eve answered though.

Unknown said...

HELLO
YES BURN THE KITTENS

Eve the ROCK said...

Did you just SAY sits up?

Nixion Strange said...

she asked what wbd means

Eve the ROCK said...

BURN THEM ALLLLL!

Helena Ember Sky said...

Yes, yes I did. I'm talking in my passed out state at the moment. Whoooosh!

Eve the ROCK said...

Yes, Lauren asked about Wbd. I answered

Unknown said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga3I5DTIA-E
Playing this song and singing to it. Yes, my sister fears me.

Unknown said...

Yes. I know am getting less thicker.

Helena Ember Sky said...

I was being helpful Nix... teaching her all the special things. *smiles in sleep* DOCTOR! Sherlock's MISSING! SKULDUGGERY! Why don't you team up with the Doctor?! DEREK! Canberra!

Unknown said...

Burn the kittens. MAKE THEM INTO SHOES!!

Nixion Strange said...

Admit it, you were wrong

Helena Ember Sky said...

Why? So you can think you're better than me? You're not! YOU NEVER WILL BE! YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE *shrieks* *giggles*

Eve the ROCK said...

*wears kitten ugboots*

Unknown said...

*throws pop-corn at everyone*

Eve the ROCK said...

*kills Helena* Now he's aliver than you

Nixion Strange said...

msd

Unknown said...

You speak wise words Eve. Very wise indeed.

Helena Ember Sky said...

*pulls last alive kitten under head as pillow* Comfy... *mumbles*

Eve the ROCK said...

*popcorn gets stuck in hair*

...

*falls to knees and looks at sky*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Unknown said...

Okay Nixion

Unknown said...

Mwhahah fear my mighty popcorn *laughs*

Helena Ember Sky said...

*Sits up while still sleeping* Did someone say death? The good thing about blogland death is that you can regenerate, like timelords. More than 12 times too! Umm popcorn... *picks popcorn from Eve's hair and eats it*

Eve the ROCK said...

Little did you know that my head is crawling with CHIN LICE!

Unknown said...

*stares in disbelif* You my dear, just ate MY popcorn... PREPARE TO DIE *throws cat at Helena*

Unknown said...

Wait. Chin lice, hay. You can keep the popcorn then Helena.

Unknown said...

*dances with ticket to Brisbane while signing to THE S-TEAM*

Sparky Braginski said...

Rawr. Chores.

Icky.

Eve the ROCK said...

NEW RULE:

I could disappear, but I'm never gone for a long time. When I say msd, that means I might disappear and won't come back til morning

Akay?

Eve the ROCK said...

I Hate chores. I'd rather eat a pear

Sparky Braginski said...

What? More?

Grrr.

Bye.

Eve the ROCK said...

Bye Sparky!

Anonymous said...

Bye, uh, Sparky!

Unknown said...

I'm back!! G'day morning/night :)

Anonymous said...

Welcome back, Lauren C:

Unknown said...

:3 G'day morning/night Names!

Anonymous said...

Hehehe. G'day C:

Unknown said...

I like the word G'day :) It reminds me I am aussie

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