For those of you who don't know, we recently ran a writing competition on the Skulduggery website, where I supplied the first 50 words of a story and left it to others to come up with the next 450. The ten winners were supposed to be announced last week, but it took my publishers longer than expected to cope with the massive response... Ah, those silly publishers. When will they learn?
I was sent a little over 30 entries and it was not easy narrowing them down. As usual, the standard of writing was very high- and not just with the winners, either. A lot of the entries made me laugh, and that's always a good starting-off point, but the major point of interest for me was watching where you took the story. I gave the villain an outrageous name- Sadistica Tortura- and sat back and let the fun begin. There were some lovely ideas in there, some lovely moments and some fantastic lines. You should all be proud- especially those of you who managed to stick to the word count (ahem).
I managed to take a few days off last week, but seeing as how I have about five weeks before I head off on tour, I need to start working again. August is pretty much wiped off my calendar as far as writing goes, so I'm going to have to get an early start on Book Eight. Which is scary, because it only seems like a few weeks ago that I finished Book Seven. I'm not going to talk about Book Eight AT ALL until a few months from now, once you've absorbed KOTW into your bloodstream, but it feels kind of weird to be tying up all of these stories that I've been telling since 2007. Best not dwell, methinks...
Oh, and as for KOTW release dates, those lucky scamps in Australia/New Zealand will be getting the new book ever-so-slightly ahead of anyone else... My tour there starts on August 8th, and my publishers want the books on the shelves at LEAST one week before that- maybe even two. For the UK and Ireland, we're looking at a release date of August 30th, I think.
Of course, the Minions-who-speak-funny know by now how much I detest spoilers, and you've all been fantastic at not ruining the books for other people. I shall expect this to continue (shakes fist in a threatening manner...)
For all you Ameriminions, still no news on getting the newer books released over there, my apologies. I have some positive news for the Germinions, however, as my German publishers are planning to catch up to the English-language releases. More news on that when I have it.
Oh, and Irish readers will be able to take a break from the football final on Sunday night to tune into Celebrity Mastermind on TV3, where I shall be showing off my amazing brain power on national TV. Hells yeah.
And now, a picture.
Saturday, June 30, 2012
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«Oldest ‹Older 2801 – 3000 of 4806 Newer› Newest»What is it with you and Mist Helena?
Nothing. I just messaged him on the forums ages ago and he hasn't answered.
He doesn't use the forums anymore
Well no one told me that! Though he should have gotten it on his e-mail as well. People were starting to worry about him yesterday.
Not on the forums btw, here.
is anyone still here?
Internet fail
perminate msd mode
I'm here! Just had to help my dad with something.
what does msd stand for?
I'm here
Okay nix
Might suddenly disappear
That's what msd stands for
ohhhhhhhh, thanx
bye :)> (he has a goatee)
Bye Caroline!
Bye Caroline! It's so weird to type that.
Bye Caroline!
It's just occurred to me that when I say "yeah", I rarely say the y part. It's just "eh"
I say "yyyeeeeaaaah"
*facepalm* My dad is singing Teenage Dream
"Excuse me? Where is the respect?"
"I'll look for it later, right now I'm to busy not respecting you."
One line in one of my stories
:D You have an epic dad Eve.
Hi Trinity!
DARN! I have to leave now:( be back soonish
A humorous line, Nix. A humorous line.
@Helena he used to always sing 1000 miles xD
Hi Trinity!
Bye Trinity!
Bye Trinity!
I literally have goosebumps!
I can't contain myself waiting for Nix's epic story!
It is gonna be EPIC!!!!!!!!
Oh morning everyone :)
Hi Emerald!
Oh, and 331 words and almost finished chapter one
Hey Emerald, Trinity. I'm talking to Tal aswell. He's in England. Oooh.
Nix...*raises eyebrow* can't wait.
Oh, and I'm not following you guys exactly. I'm adding a few of my own points to it, but I am planing to make it a more than one series
*smiles*
Ep-ic
*more than one book
You could make it multiple series like Rick Riordan did.
be back soon
Bye!
OH NIX!
Goosebumps again, tis gonna be epic
And I was thinking last night Eve, if you don't like my breed of werewolf, then you probably won't like my story lol as the main character is my breed of werewolf.
And I am not jealous of you! I will get something published.
HI! guys
I am soooo happy that it is the holidays!!! yayayayay
HA modern family is laugh worthy. It really is
Hey Trinity. Lucky! Holidays. So soon yet so far. ONE WEEK!
Um my sister is saying/chanting a bunch of odd insults
Um my sister is saying/chanting a bunch of odd insults
Dinner bye!
HI Helena
Cool sister.
BYE Eve
Bye Eve. I will magically disappear soon as well. Very soon.
It's just the right time of the day for insults Trin
I got up and was insulted this morning lol now granted I insulted myself lol
Yeah, she is a bit annoying at times. Like now
Here is a good insult. YOU MINDLESS OAF! YOU SPLUTTERING MORON! YOU um PLANKTON!
Lol as I said it's just the time of day, it cause a violent breakout in the brain lol
Well it does in me anyway
oops i meant insult
u sure like the word lol
my friend hates it when i say lol it really angers her
I have odd friends
if u have a spare minute, go on youtube and watch shingo mama oha rokku it is very funny
Some words just play on the tongue and decide to live there before they get evicted lol
Sure moron is mild compare to the insults I use to get from my sister.
Some words cannot be repeated in this family enviorment
YOU SACK OF WINE
My insult, and the best ever
Well. We are an insane bunch. I thought as much. * jumps into lake and starts talking to seaweed* Ah, nice to see you Bob, how have you been? Hows the family? Mrs salty doing okay.? Jerald! Man, its been years! Katy, whats up?
I just say idiot a lot. I dislike "lol" as well. Sorry Em.
Nix, you are a sack of wine!
Stupid face as well. And ugly face.
And a bunch of bananas. And a flock of birds. And a school of fish.
Yeah sorry about the overuse of "lol" on my part.
I just get really giddy sometimes and I'm like hopping around on the inside and I tend to laugh a lot when I haven't had a lot of sleep.
So apologies!!!
I don't really have a main insult
Its okay Eve, its nice having some one else who says lol
brb
I betcha Nix is busy bashing away at his new found story or he's asleep.
I like the latter option to be fair but you never know with talented writers :)
Sorry just bashing out another paragraph of my story
Hi Selena
Please don't waste space, sorry
And no, I said I'm on msd mode Em
So
I am Trinity, as I am sure you have all ready guessed
This is the last time I am going to change my name
purely because i am curious, what do you think a Selena Gasp would/should look like?
Uh... not a clue
I am alone aren't I
NIX! I always do that! urghhh
So you have no idea what so ever a Selena Gasp should look like?
Hey Em, do you know what Zaf has her necromancer power in?
*frowns*
Selena, I said something 4 minutes ago
Please, be pacient
Um... I think she said that her power was in her robes.
Don't quote me though Nix.
Can I get a sneak peek?!
Pwetty pwease *pulls puppy dog face*
I shall ask you some questions then: Should she have green eyes, brown eyes, or blue eyes. Should she have red hair, brown hair, black hair or blonde hair. Should she have long, short or medium hair?
Wait, is everyone here a necromancer? Am I the only adept?
No one here is a necromancer
Selena, I have no idea
I'm a werewolf if that makes you feel better Selena
Green eyes
Red hair
Medium
The first 360 words then
Zafira Kerias walked forwards, following the Sanctuary agent in front of her. It was the dead of the night, and the normal people were safe in bed. The only ones out were the people with no lives, the people who were too drunk to have the sense to go home… and the people who weren’t all that human.
Zaf was a Necromancer, from the East Coast Temple. Not the West Coast, never the West Coast. She was in Ireland at the moment, following a Sanctuary agent. She knew almost nothing about the agent, only that she was key to the plans. The plans to take over Ireland.
Emerald Melody was walking down the street, late at night in Dublin. She had just left an important meeting with someone. Normally, these meetings would be at Roarhaven, but it wasn’t everyone’s favourite place. So, sometimes, the meetings would be somewhere else. She had to admit, it made travel easier, considering she lived in Dublin.
She was an important Sanctuary agent. Not an Elder, but in a few years, she could be well on the way to becoming one. Of course, she was more than an important agent. She was the Sanctuary’s secret. Hardly anyone but the Elders knew. She was the last of her kind.
She heard something behind her, but thought nothing of it. The quiet made anything sound sinister. She kept walking, but after going down a small street and hearing a noise behind her again, she got suspicious. At this time of night? Not many people were out walking, and this was hardly a street most people used. She turned around and saw the empty street. Her sharp eyes scanned everything. Then she saw it. A faint shape in the shadows. It was like the shadows were gathered to hide something, making it almost invisible. Almost.
Emerald smirked. Necromancer. She pretended she didn’t notice, and walked on. There was no noise behind her anymore. The necromancer was wary now. Emerald rounded a corner, out of sight from her stalker, and waited. Then Zafira turned the corner and saw Emerald waiting there. Everything pretty much went down from that point.
OH THANK YOU NIX!!!!!!!!
You are now my best friend (Don't tell Zaf I said that)
I have the ability to shoot white energy out of my palms and eyes and on full moons be unstoppable and all powerful.
Can I give some advice?
Don't make your magic too powerful. It takes away the drama in stories. You already know the character's going to win, there's no challenge. You need to make sure that the magic isn't to powerful, so every fight they only just win, not just wipe out everything in their way
*stands up and gives Nix a standing ovation*
You are a genius Mr.Strange. I am a mere humble idiot compared to genius!
Thanks Em ( can I call you that?)
Oh, well... I'm flattered
That is epic Nix
Yep you can Selena, everyone else does :)
Okay, my weakness is that like Frightning Jones, I have to reboot my eyes and like the warlock it hurts my hands
So you should be Nix!!
It is gonna be an epic series.
HEY am I the only one who saw the mistake in mortal coil? The one where Val says hanged instead of hung
oh second
AGHHH FIRST AGAIN WOOHOO
I dedicate this page to the awesome and massively creative Nix Strange
You took a simple battle between me and Zaf and you made it into a masterpiece.
You truly are a God among men.
Oh and if Lu sees this later or whatever. I nominate Nix for best writer.
dang flabbit I have to leave
keep up the epic writing Nix
c ya Em
Bye NIX!
You kinda have to Email Luce
Here, I'll give you her email
Bye Selena!
lucianascath@gmail.com
I really am jealous.com Nix.
I can't even get out my story that I've been working on for 3 years and you are weaving this masterpiece in the background.
I actually am in awe :)
Oh, and Selena
I don't notice spelling mistakes. I did notice a mistake in Mortal Coil about the amount of times Scapegrace was in the Bently, but Derek confirmed this was just because Scapegrace is stupid, it was not a mistake (or it was and Derek was just covering up *shifty eyes*)
Uh... it's nothing. Really...
You're really taking this over the top... and it makes me feel awesome!
You deserve the praise man!
Now I'm on the edge waiting for not only KOTW
BUT
To see the rest of this epic story.
Anyway must love ya and leave ya Nix. Motherly duties calling me away.
Keep bashing it out man! TIS EPIC!!
Hiiiiiiiiii!
Nixion, why did you nominate me for the GG award?
Bye Em!
Hi Eve!
Hi Sparky!
Oh, I did it because you deserve it
*blank faced*
*furrows brow in thought*
Riiiiiiiight. "Deserve" it.
Hi Sparky!
Hi Eve.
No, deserve it
What Sparky is trying to say is, "Tell me more about that" :P
I get you.
"Deserve" it.
*throws potato at ground*
Oh, tell you more
Yokay
G'day Nixion
Mornining/Night Eve
I'm going to ignore that comment
Umm okay..
Wait, g'day me (when no one in the world uses that in a serious conversation) and a morning night to Eve?
WHAT THE PINEAPPLE?
I was saying hello my way :D
I feel hyperrrrrrrrr
BABYYYYYYYYYYYYY
*eats foot*
G'DAY G'DAY G'DAY
THERE! I've finished my nominations! *nods*
*giggles like the girl I am*
G'day is a funny word.
Helloooooo, everyone C:
nominations?
Hi Namey!
Hello Names
What do you want to be called by me? :)
Hi... Pineapple
I want a rainbow coloured, life-size cutout of Derek! C':
Hey Eve! Hey Lauren! Hey Nixion! :)
*giggles more*
Pumpkin soup anyone?
Wbd, because of writing. :)
wbd?
Hello pussycats. You're all so cute.
Helena...no. Just no.
Wbd = will be distant
I'm going to refuse to say hi to anyone who greets me like that
Ah okay, thanks Eve.
Isn't 'hello pussycats' part of a song? meh
MANY GREETINGS HELENA
What are you all, CrAzY? I was talking to the kittens in the corner. Look, they're all bundled up so cute! Can we keep them?
I think it's
"What's up pussycat?"
Even though I have never heard that song
...
Hello Lauren! msd=might suddenly disappear.
No. *throws kittens into a furnace*
Wait no, I was thinking of 'Whats new pussycat.'
Helena, she never asked what msd means
Ah, there you go
Woooooohooohoooooo! What's that pussycat? Wooooooowooowooooooow. I might be a little tipsy. *Passes out* Sits up. No, just hyper.
She did Nix! I didn't see that Eve answered though.
HELLO
YES BURN THE KITTENS
Did you just SAY sits up?
she asked what wbd means
BURN THEM ALLLLL!
Yes, yes I did. I'm talking in my passed out state at the moment. Whoooosh!
Yes, Lauren asked about Wbd. I answered
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga3I5DTIA-E
Playing this song and singing to it. Yes, my sister fears me.
Yes. I know am getting less thicker.
I was being helpful Nix... teaching her all the special things. *smiles in sleep* DOCTOR! Sherlock's MISSING! SKULDUGGERY! Why don't you team up with the Doctor?! DEREK! Canberra!
Burn the kittens. MAKE THEM INTO SHOES!!
Admit it, you were wrong
Why? So you can think you're better than me? You're not! YOU NEVER WILL BE! YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE *shrieks* *giggles*
*wears kitten ugboots*
*throws pop-corn at everyone*
*kills Helena* Now he's aliver than you
msd
You speak wise words Eve. Very wise indeed.
*pulls last alive kitten under head as pillow* Comfy... *mumbles*
*popcorn gets stuck in hair*
...
*falls to knees and looks at sky*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Okay Nixion
Mwhahah fear my mighty popcorn *laughs*
*Sits up while still sleeping* Did someone say death? The good thing about blogland death is that you can regenerate, like timelords. More than 12 times too! Umm popcorn... *picks popcorn from Eve's hair and eats it*
Little did you know that my head is crawling with CHIN LICE!
*stares in disbelif* You my dear, just ate MY popcorn... PREPARE TO DIE *throws cat at Helena*
Wait. Chin lice, hay. You can keep the popcorn then Helena.
*dances with ticket to Brisbane while signing to THE S-TEAM*
Rawr. Chores.
Icky.
NEW RULE:
I could disappear, but I'm never gone for a long time. When I say msd, that means I might disappear and won't come back til morning
Akay?
I Hate chores. I'd rather eat a pear
What? More?
Grrr.
Bye.
Bye Sparky!
Bye, uh, Sparky!
I'm back!! G'day morning/night :)
Welcome back, Lauren C:
:3 G'day morning/night Names!
Hehehe. G'day C:
I like the word G'day :) It reminds me I am aussie
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