For those of you who don't know, we recently ran a writing competition on the Skulduggery website, where I supplied the first 50 words of a story and left it to others to come up with the next 450. The ten winners were supposed to be announced last week, but it took my publishers longer than expected to cope with the massive response... Ah, those silly publishers. When will they learn?
I was sent a little over 30 entries and it was not easy narrowing them down. As usual, the standard of writing was very high- and not just with the winners, either. A lot of the entries made me laugh, and that's always a good starting-off point, but the major point of interest for me was watching where you took the story. I gave the villain an outrageous name- Sadistica Tortura- and sat back and let the fun begin. There were some lovely ideas in there, some lovely moments and some fantastic lines. You should all be proud- especially those of you who managed to stick to the word count (ahem).
I managed to take a few days off last week, but seeing as how I have about five weeks before I head off on tour, I need to start working again. August is pretty much wiped off my calendar as far as writing goes, so I'm going to have to get an early start on Book Eight. Which is scary, because it only seems like a few weeks ago that I finished Book Seven. I'm not going to talk about Book Eight AT ALL until a few months from now, once you've absorbed KOTW into your bloodstream, but it feels kind of weird to be tying up all of these stories that I've been telling since 2007. Best not dwell, methinks...
Oh, and as for KOTW release dates, those lucky scamps in Australia/New Zealand will be getting the new book ever-so-slightly ahead of anyone else... My tour there starts on August 8th, and my publishers want the books on the shelves at LEAST one week before that- maybe even two. For the UK and Ireland, we're looking at a release date of August 30th, I think.
Of course, the Minions-who-speak-funny know by now how much I detest spoilers, and you've all been fantastic at not ruining the books for other people. I shall expect this to continue (shakes fist in a threatening manner...)
For all you Ameriminions, still no news on getting the newer books released over there, my apologies. I have some positive news for the Germinions, however, as my German publishers are planning to catch up to the English-language releases. More news on that when I have it.
Oh, and Irish readers will be able to take a break from the football final on Sunday night to tune into Celebrity Mastermind on TV3, where I shall be showing off my amazing brain power on national TV. Hells yeah.
And now, a picture.
Saturday, June 30, 2012
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«Oldest ‹Older 3001 – 3200 of 4806 Newer› Newest»I got to go retreat to my bed. GOOD NIGHT/MORNING :) I will most likely be on tomorrow. Farewell everyone, Names :) *turns into a black panther and runs of to bed*
Farewell! C:
Hey
Sorry, Nixion, my laptop is on a gooooooooo slowwwwwwwwwww. :c But, hey! :)
Hi Pineapple!
Helloooooooooooooooooo! C: *sips tea*
I love HP7p1
Hey Eve, how long do you think I should wait until closing The Competition?
I don't know, how many have you got?
9. I think I'll wait for a tenth, but who else will try out?
What's The Competition? :)
warning- you need to be on a lot to be in this
I've left my email there C: It sounds fun.
Do all English people say 'blimey'? :P
he he
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbgLapRAloQ&feature=BFa&list=SP1C90BDF46E6EACFD
I'm English and I don't say Blimey. (Ignore that :P)
'a's bloody brillian', tha' is :P
*speaks in a bit breathless voice*
Hi. Here for a little. Msd and wbd though. Not sure how long.
Hi! So what's up? Heard there was a Blogland awards or something? If so, I have no idea who to vote what for... :/
I hate not being able to be on more. It makes me feel a bit left out... :(
Oh but Nix, like that story you're doing for Zaf and Em. It's cool!
Ugh, sorry for sudden changes in topics or moods. It's like one comment, I'm happy. The next, I'm sad and upset.
Hi Lav!
http://youbetterhopeyouwin.blogspot.com.au/
Please read!
*slaps face*
How could I forget Lav? I didn't nominate her for anything...
brb
Hey, Lav C:
Saw it Nix. Sorry, can't enter. Not here enough anymore. :(
So much I have to do in a day. Only able on a few minutes at a time and not even allowed on internet yet. Sneaking now.
Aww...
HELLO DEARS~
I noticed I was nominated for most caring. Along with Lynx. Thanks to whoever did. :)
Hi Flame!
Hi Flame.
Can I tell you guys something?
Hi, Flame C:
Sure you can tell us
I g2g again~
BYE!
Bye, again. C:
That sounds like a secret Lav, do tell!
*looks at my story, no longer with awe*
Why can't mine be epic? It's going slower than a snail riding a tortoise
I nominated you for most caring, Lav. Luce seconded it. :)
Sure Lav!
I'm now afraid to post on my blog... My friend read almost all the posts from all my blogs and I now have to watch what I say there... And I hate it. As I said earlier, I feel like a rabbit that was attacked by a wolf, survived, but is now scared of leaving the den in fear of being attacked again...
The blog is where I express my feelings and share some news. Now I can't even do that.
Something on the bright side though, my friend likes my story. :) Except for the dragon part... She still likes it though and that made me happy.
Hi, guys. I can't stay for long, but I'm here for now.
So lets have a PARTY!!!
Bye Flame.
Aw, that's bad, Lav :(
Hi Myth.
Hi Myth!
Hi Myth
I'm sorry Lav...
G'day.
Yeah. I'm just nervous that she'll still read it. So I can't say too much. She's a sneak and I hate it when she does that, but... She's still my friend. We still have fun together. I just wish she wouldn't do that...
Lav, wanna take some advice from an old granny here?
Never, EVER be afraid to be who you are. No one has any right to stop you express yourself, that includes your parents.
My mam doesn't like the fact that I write. She doesn't even know about my blog cause she just couldn't care.
Here in blogland, we love each other because we are all ourselves. So why hide who you are cause your friend has seen your blog. Your friend should understand that this is your space and you will do what you want in it.
Stand up for what you believe cause you'll look back one day and think "I did the right thing and I now have no regrets"
Sorry this is my motherly/dreamer speech for the year
But I hope that makes sense Lav.
It just turned midnight now.
It's 9PM over for me. Gotta take a shower soon.
I appreciate the thought, Em.
*smiles*
Thanks, but I'm still going to be careful.
Wow... that was really deep. That actually put chills down my spine.
You are wise beyond your years, Em.
Assuming you are under the age of sixty.
That I am Myth lol
I'm 22 but I feel like I've been alive for longer lol
I've had to put up with a lot of shit so it really annoys me when other people can't leave the creative ones be. I am still that dreamer and I love what I do and it kills me knowing that people have to hide their creativity because people get sneaky.
You are a truly inspiring person, you know that, ae?
Ah, I just ignore people when it comes to my creativity. Then, when I write a book, in the dedications, I'll make sure to write down all their names and laugh at them
It's odd. I can remember being pushed around when I was younger, but no-one can now, because I won't let them. When I know that I'm in the right, I can't be beaten in an argument.
Great minds think alike Nix lol
I was gonna do the exact same thing when and if I ever get published
Why thank you Myth! Wow wasn't expecting that.
I used to be pushed around physically. Now it's more mentally
Whoever says mentally being pushed around isn't as bad as being physically, they don't know squat. It depends on the person...
I have to agree with you there.
Confidence can get you a long way. If you aren't afraid to stand up for yourself, nothing can phase you.
Except maybe lava. Lava's normally pretty hard to beat.
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#GhastlyBespokeMasterTailor!!
DEREK GET TWITTER AND FOLLOW @SPleasantQuotes!!
And me!!
@MrsNJRenn!!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!
Hey
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#GhastlyBespokeMasterTailor!!
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And me!!
@MrsNJRenn!!
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Heya NJ
You'll be happy to know that I (think anyway) am nearly finished Chapter 6 but don't know if it's ready to put on the blog yet.
Hey Flame!!
*hugs*
How're you??
Uhh... Hi?
I wasn't expecting that.
Hi NJ!
Hi Flame!
AWESOME EM!!
And HEY!! *HUGS*
#GetLordLandyOnTwitter
#GhastlyBespokeMasterTailor!!
DEREK GET TWITTER AND FOLLOW @SPleasantQuotes!!
And me!!
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Hello Myth
Hey Nixion!!
*hugs*
#GetLordLandyOnTwitter
#GhastlyBespokeMasterTailor!!
DEREK GET TWITTER AND FOLLOW @SPleasantQuotes!!
And me!!
@MrsNJRenn!!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!
Warning: I shall be Spamming!!
#GetLordLandyOnTwitter
#GhastlyBespokeMasterTailor!!
DEREK GET TWITTER AND FOLLOW @SPleasantQuotes!!
And me!!
@MrsNJRenn!!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!
Wow. Did two people just jump on Blogspot right then and there, or have I lost my bearings?
Who just arrived?
The Ghastly Bespoke on is because it is his Birthday today!!
#GetLordLandyOnTwitter
#GhastlyBespokeMasterTailor!!
DEREK GET TWITTER AND FOLLOW @SPleasantQuotes!!
And me!!
@MrsNJRenn!!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!
You're spamming us NJILLA?!!
Me, I just arrived
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DEREK GET TWITTER AND FOLLOW @SPleasantQuotes!!
And me!!
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Hi NJ and Flame!
Sorry but I gotta go now... I'm not sure how long it'll be till I can talk more than one comment again... Won't be able to read blogs as much till I'm allowed on computer either. But I'll read the comments so I know what's been going on here. Even if I don't say anything, I'll still be reading. Better go. Ipod's gomna die soon. Bye!
I AM FLAMEUS!!
#GetLordLandyOnTwitter
#GhastlyBespokeMasterTailor!!
DEREK GET TWITTER AND FOLLOW @SPleasantQuotes!!
And me!!
@MrsNJRenn!!
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!
Okay, NJ, I'm sorry, but could you not waste room? It's limited as it is
Maybe just put it at the end of all your comments, but not a comment for itself
Bye, Lav!!
Aww Bye Lavender!!
Sorry I missed you!!
Derek;
do you like Merlin?
i might as well ask you now, i'm curious to know, otheriwse i'll ask you at the signing and you might be like "No..." and then there might be an awkward silence..
Okay.
No Problem
Hi Phoenix and NJ!
So How are people on here??
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And me!!
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Hey Eve!!
*hugs* How're you??
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DEREK GET TWITTER AND FOLLOW @SPleasantQuotes!!
And me!!
@MrsNJRenn!!
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Ah now look, I'm all distracted!!
I dunno where the story is going again.
How did that happen in a matter of minutes? I'm confused.com
Not a clue
That happens me all the time Em!!
I AM GOOOD.
SO GOOD>
I AM WAITING FOR EMAIL. WHICH I WILL GET, THEN I WILL BE ON CLOUD NINE!!!
WOOHOO AWESOME FLAME!!
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DEREK GET TWITTER AND FOLLOW @SPleasantQuotes!!
And me!!
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Nj, can you come to the place that's secret?
All those who are here say aye. Once. And nothing else until we're sure we have counted everything and everyone.
I hate disorgonisation.
I'm pretty goose, how about you NJ?
No Bother Flame!
I'll be there in a Minute!!
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DEREK GET TWITTER AND FOLLOW @SPleasantQuotes!!
And me!!
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Aye
(but it's not going to work Myth, we're to insane for organisation)
I'm Grand
DEREK GET TWITTER!!
THAT WOULD BE SO DEADLY!!
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DEREK GET TWITTER AND FOLLOW @SPleasantQuotes!!
And me!!
@MrsNJRenn!!
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1??
No, Harry! She's a snake! Literally!
Aye!!
Hmmmm??? So let me get this straight, my mojo is just gone out the window when I was getting somewhere
OMG 1ST!!
I DEDICATE THIS PAGE TO DEREK LANDY
OUR FANTASTIC AUTHOR AND GOLDEN GOD
GET TWITTER!!
And to it being The great Ghastly Bespoke's Birthday today!!
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#GhastlyBespokeMasterTailor!!
DEREK GET TWITTER AND FOLLOW @SPleasantQuotes!!
And me!!
@MrsNJRenn!!
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I'll be back soon/later
Bye!
I think there's six of us.
Wow, we grew really quickly all of a sudden.
Nix, you're right. We are insane. But, of course, I'm the most insane. :p
Bye Nixion!!
And now we will get back to our conversation on not letting people push us around.
Hey Em, do you keep a dream journal?
On a completely unrelated topic.
Does anyone have any ideas for fanart? Or fanfics? C:
No idea
Bye Nix.
...*Silence*...
I'm doing a HP fanfic, *part two* sooon.
Have you created your own characters for that, Phoenix?
AWESOME FLAME!!
It's lat here now, so I'm gonna go to bed.
See ya!
Bye, Myth
Bye Myth!
Yes, EVE.
I have.
Im using Sparky's though, too.
Okay then
I just didn't want to feel, you know, left out *sniff sniff*
Dobby is a free elf!
Tanith's motorbike pulled into the driveway of Skulduggery's house. She turned off the engine, steeped off her bike and smiled, murder on her mind. She walked to the front door and knocked. Sanguine opened the door. He kissed her and said;
"Hey", he said in his Texan accent.
She giggled and stepped inside the door. She glanced around, looking for a trace of the skeleton.
"He ain't here darlin, I checked", Sanguine muttered. Tanith scowled furiously.
"Take me away now", Tanith breathed annoyed.
"Where?"
Tanith glanced at him, giving him a look that said '?'.
He grabbed her arm and they were gone, deep through the ground......
THREE MONTHS LATER......
Tanith sat sprawled across the tall wooden seat, she had had sanguine get mortals to carve for her. She had one leg strewn across the left arm, and the othe hanging from the seat of the chair. She was bored. Her Texan boyfriend was off in America somewhere. Tanith sighed and started playing with her scabbard. She had been sitting like this for hours. She tensed as she heard footsteps approaching the cavern where her hideout was situated.
Skulduggery Pleasant walked in, his high cheekbones looking quite positively happy. He was wearing a dark navy pinstripe suit, with a matching hat. His skeletal hands were covers with black leather gloves. The light blue shirt he has on doesnt really suit him thought Tanith.
Skulduggery righted the silk pink tie he had around his neck. "Hello Miss. Low, how are you this fine day?", his velvet voice irritated Tanith.
"Oh skulduggery, I was hoping you would find me, I've been so lonely..."
"Really?" he replied, "what about Billy Ray?"
"what about him?"
"where is he?"
"somewhere in America"
"oh"
Skulduggery looked at Tanith sadly. His old friend possesed by that blasted remnant. He took a step toward her. She was on her feet so quickly, her sword in her hand, he was quite taken back.
"How many cleavers do have with you?" she yelled.
"None", he said reassuringly.
Tanith stared. "How did you find me?"
Skulduggery looked at her. She stared back.
"Oh, you mean me", he said pointing to himself, " Oh it was quick easy actually, my detective skills are so great, well you see..."
He was cut off by a very angry Tanith.
"Get on with it Skulduggery."
He continued, " Ok, so with my great dectective skills," Tanith sighed, " I was able to track your bike, which you left in my driveway, back to here."
"How?" she asked quite confused.
"Because of the milage", he chuckled.
"Really?"
"Nope"
"Tell me?"
"No"
"Why not?"
"Because"
"Because?" she asked irritated.
"Because", Skulduggery, " You know the saying ' A great magician never reveals his secrets?', well it's the same for detectives.... Great ones like myself, really."
Tanith laughed bemused "No it's not."....
Footsteps coming from underneath the ground. Sanguine was back.
Tanith sighed. She put away her sword. " No fighting today then."
Skulduggery nodded.
"Are you leaving?" asked Tanith.
"Obviously"
"Then go"
"Ok, great hostility, huh?"
Skulduggery turned to leave. He was nearly at the entrance when he turned around.
" Remember Tan, Really, just remember, Every breath you take, move you make, all the smiles you fake, I'll be watching......."
He left. Just in time too. Sanguine popped up from the floor.
" Hey Darlin'"
"Whatever," Tanith muttered, bothly to Billy Ray and also Skulduggery. Even though he was long gone........
*looks at clock*
what the hell am I doing up this early?!
Oh right. I thought Derek was talking.
Hey Zaf.
Hi Phoenix. I have no idea who I'm up this early
What time is it?
It's 11:08pm here...
Haylo
Nix, i have an idea for the competition.
You could put up multiple choice prizes.
I got most of it already sorted
But actually... that's not a half bad idea
Not saying no more of what I'm planing!
Hiya Nix!!
Hey Zaf!
Where do you store your power?
hey, can i goive people the link?
Link to who?
the comp link, to other people from the blog?
Sure!
Oh I use my clothes similar to Lord Vile but not armour. Just my Necromancer robes
Yokay then
So like that Necromancer in the Faceless Ones
Sry slow reply. Had to write out my character's torture on the fb page I admin
Poor Erin Dalone
I think Eve. I havent read that book in ages. :/ but I have it now!
Nix, RED AND KAL, have give you their email.
They love the idea.
Huh??
Nix, when we write, do we wrtie as 'I' or 'Flame walked'?
I'll disscuss all that when the entry time closes, and I've decided that'll be wedndsday. Terms and conditions, rules, and I'll answer any question. Oh, I'll of course tell you what's going to happen, and who got in.
Wednesday people! Prepare for it
Let entry close, tomorrow!
Well, after Robin joins..
Entries close on Wednesday
No earlier, no latter (though for some people it won't be wednesday, but mal)
*sits in tree*
master Derek come??? Please???
*will go crazy*
He stopped coming
I don't know, I just noticed he stopped coming
Hey I'll sit in my tree
He did stop. Maybe Book Eight is really really really epic. He just cant stop writing. Dunno...
*watches from tree*
i know you wanna come
Yeah, he's gone back to his quick long comments
How do I find these things?
(It will probably only make sense if you've watched the TV series Avatar and you'll only enjoy this if you enjoyed that)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxswEUIthwI
we should go on strike, Zaf
Maybe he doesnt want to talk to real people...he did say he only talks to real people when he has to....
Or I think....I know you watching
*pushes Derek in lake*
HAA!!!!! ^shadow walks to my tree*
I did it!!!!!
Hi Razzy! That's what I'm...nah, I'll just call you Dark
Or maybe I'm just really tired and it's not funny at all
We're not real!
Hi Adrasdos, the one with the too long complicated name
Yeah we're figments of imagination!!!!
*cue the fog*
So I take after my nana then. I'm being haunted. -_-
Being haunted sucks.
xD
Nooooo!!!
Dark me agrees!
*has pitch fork*
Haha thanks, Nix. But I usually get Adra or Dark from most people. It's shorter
@Eve- yeah, please do.
Dammit, I'm serious.
SHUT UP. GO FLIP YOURSELF.
This thing is really bothering me.
I can hear it breathing....
Hiya!!!
I threw the Golden God in the lake cuz I'm stupid enough to.
Hi Kal!
Flip something just fell.
I hate this.
You know, this is why I stay up so late. So when I finally try to sleep I won't be conscious enough to let this THING keep me awake
Hi Kallista!
Hey Kal.
*has sedasive needle*
eve this help??
Wait... YOU THREW HIM INTO A LAKE?????????????????????????????????
WITHOUT ME??????
haha jk :) or am I? 0.o
*sighs*
Oh great...
If it were a real sedative, yes it would
See what's happening??? I can hear this dog barking in the distance, but the intervals of time between it's barking is the same every time. It's like an echo
Oh another one now
Derek will come or I use Necromancy...
*sits in tree whistling innocently^
-_-
AH DEREK-LIZARD!!!!!
*jumps into lake*
can it swim??
I'm not crazy, man
I can feel this thing
Hey is anyone doing nano in august?
Hey Eve, I think you're the only one here at the moment who's a part of it, so I thought I'd let you know The Competition might not be happening...
Oh, Flame's here as well
No, I'm not doing it
Nano?
I thought you had nine people...
Why comp not happening.
NIX please do it?
I need people for my cabin, and i would like you. RAWR!
Never mind
Why not?
You know Gep? It seems he thinks I'm stealing his idea...
Oh right. Yeah
Im confused!!
Never mind Gep.
*frowns*
You know why nearly no one hates me? Because I'm the diplomat. I've had to give up so many of my princepals just to it seems everyone is happy... happier. If Gep thinks I'm stealing his idea... I don't want anyone thinking any worse of me...
Let Gep be.
Please.
nano? nanowrimo? what?
And no, before anyone says it, I'm not letting people walk all over me. There's a difference between that, and agreeing to do something if it seems reasonable
Look, if I could contact Gep, and try to talk with him...
*was about to step on Nix's foot*
Aw.
It was based on his idea (and a TV series I watched) so...
Eve... don't make me use a boomerang
Email?
trohyman@hotmail.com
*sits in tree*
damn....we is....alone
*voice echoes*
Getting home to over 20 e-mails from the lot of you alone...
It's actually depressing.
Knowing that you're all on when I am in school. D:
You know Zaf, I've never had a conversation with him, so maybe you should learn to live without waiting
Hi Luce!
We also commented like mad
CampNanoWrimo, Dark.
U doing it?
NIX SIGN UP!!
Well...while I think it's a great idea for you to give us a chance to have a go at this, I also know it is Gep's idea, and you shouldn't take it without his permission. It'd be like someone making Blogland Awards, or a What If blog, and giving it a different name. I want to do this, but I won't until Gep says its okay
Im referring to the fact that
*points to sky*
someone opened the portal to let the Faceless Ones in
Sign up for what?
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