For those of you who don't know, we recently ran a writing competition on the Skulduggery website, where I supplied the first 50 words of a story and left it to others to come up with the next 450. The ten winners were supposed to be announced last week, but it took my publishers longer than expected to cope with the massive response... Ah, those silly publishers. When will they learn?
I was sent a little over 30 entries and it was not easy narrowing them down. As usual, the standard of writing was very high- and not just with the winners, either. A lot of the entries made me laugh, and that's always a good starting-off point, but the major point of interest for me was watching where you took the story. I gave the villain an outrageous name- Sadistica Tortura- and sat back and let the fun begin. There were some lovely ideas in there, some lovely moments and some fantastic lines. You should all be proud- especially those of you who managed to stick to the word count (ahem).
I managed to take a few days off last week, but seeing as how I have about five weeks before I head off on tour, I need to start working again. August is pretty much wiped off my calendar as far as writing goes, so I'm going to have to get an early start on Book Eight. Which is scary, because it only seems like a few weeks ago that I finished Book Seven. I'm not going to talk about Book Eight AT ALL until a few months from now, once you've absorbed KOTW into your bloodstream, but it feels kind of weird to be tying up all of these stories that I've been telling since 2007. Best not dwell, methinks...
Oh, and as for KOTW release dates, those lucky scamps in Australia/New Zealand will be getting the new book ever-so-slightly ahead of anyone else... My tour there starts on August 8th, and my publishers want the books on the shelves at LEAST one week before that- maybe even two. For the UK and Ireland, we're looking at a release date of August 30th, I think.
Of course, the Minions-who-speak-funny know by now how much I detest spoilers, and you've all been fantastic at not ruining the books for other people. I shall expect this to continue (shakes fist in a threatening manner...)
For all you Ameriminions, still no news on getting the newer books released over there, my apologies. I have some positive news for the Germinions, however, as my German publishers are planning to catch up to the English-language releases. More news on that when I have it.
Oh, and Irish readers will be able to take a break from the football final on Sunday night to tune into Celebrity Mastermind on TV3, where I shall be showing off my amazing brain power on national TV. Hells yeah.
And now, a picture.
Saturday, June 30, 2012
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«Oldest ‹Older 2601 – 2800 of 4806 Newer› Newest»OH MY GOD. nice Sparky.... But that was kinda hilarious
Good good.
Look Zaf, I think we should get some sleep now and come up with a plan in the morning.
All that shifting has worn me out.
I always wondered what his first name was...
Loads for ya Nix xD
Heya Nix, thrust! Haha... You missed a lot.
Watch it be, like, Larry.
No, the stone is engraved 'Mr. Bliss'
What's the point in that?
The point in what.
I know it's his name, but I wouldn't want my tombstone to be engraved 'Miss Braginski'
Y'know?
So, what's been going on with my two writing idea people?
*Ms.
I don't know.
You know what I mean.
Rrr.
Ahh true. Maybe he thought it made him seem more...classy
Oh loads Nix!
I've been knocked out, kidnapped, tortured, escaped, nearly killed Zaf, Skulduggery came and wanted to kill Zaf, then turned on me and now me and Zaf are fugitives together lol :)
A lot lol
Haha Nix. Wrong question. More like what hasn't been happening? Much shorter list.
Wow... this story's going to go on for a while...
Yup we are fugitives!!! Better then fugitives hiding from Derek
Yeah that makes more sense Adra lol
I'm telling you Nix, this is gonna be a novel by the time we're through lol
Hey guys! I finished my 'COME TO THE U.S.' bracelet for Derek!
Happy dance!
(>^.^)>The Dream Lives-THIS CHRISTMAS<(^.^<)
Les Miserables Get excited or perish!!!
Novel?
Not a bad idea...
Lol!!! Poor Derek we must be either scaring or entertaining him xD oh wellz
Hi Nix! Hi Thrust! Hi Kimberly!
Lol
Uh oh a light bulb has just gone off in Nix's head.
It's gonna be good :)
I'm telling you Zaf, if he is reading this, he'll have something to say to me when I go to the signing in August lol
xD woot!!!! Novel :D
haha screw a novel. Go for a whole SERIES!!!!!!
btw: how do you make things italicized?
Dark, like this:
< i > (italicised words here) < / i >
Without out the spaces.
I'm not to sure if I should tell Derek I'm Sparky when I go to my signing...
Without out?
HOW DID I DO THAT???
I cant go to the signing :/ Ameriminion...but you'll hafta record yourself asking him his reaction. Make sure to say its for Zaf too cuz she cant be there
I will indeed my friend
Anyway it is way past my bedtime and I can't wait for another day tomorrow.
Until we meet again
Adieu blogland!!
OMG thanks Sparky!!!!!!
And I just wish Derek knew who I was (on this blog). Like seriously, people whose name Derek knows are like... Celebrities.
Yeah. If only Derek knew me... HAHA if I met him then...
fun times
Hello
*shakes back*
Night Mel!
Bye Em!
And I can't go to signings anyway. unless Mr Derek Landy would like to come to Cincinnati???
*looks expectantly at sky*
Hi anyone there?
So...anyone know the address where Minions can send fanmail to our Golden God?
hello caroline! I'm Adrasdos!!! I'm called Adra and Dark.... Whichever :D
Hello Caroline!
Kim- can I call you Kim???
You send it to the publishing company. If you're an Ameriminion, you'd send it to the publisher in New York
Bye Em lol...hmmm yes yes
Derek knew me?! I do hope that letter got to him
Hello?
My comments aren't showing (on my screen anyway)
-_- this sucks
hah we see you caroline!
We sure do!
Yep, you can call me Kim.
And gracias!
So, once I send it to the publishing company do they, like, forward it to Derek and he's certain to read it?
Just want to make sure 'cause I used a lot of string.
Where's Val V. when one needs her? She's practically a walking Skulduggery Pleasant encyclopedia.
Meh lol
Haha right???
I was going to send a letter... In THEORY they're supposed to end it on to Derek in Ireland.
Oh, I'm not sure I want to risk it (the bracelet looks really cool with a keychain ring and everything ^.^).
I'll consider it as I work on a Skulduggery Pleasant friendship bracelet.
http://randomnthingsthatdomatter.blogspot.com/
Where im posting the things i find random or SP related
Going to bed nighty night
Hi, all. I'm very tired and this laptop is acting funny. My cat insists on slapping me in the face with her abnormally fluffy tail and my girlfriend won the Ten Times The Awesome competition!
*babble, babble, babble again*
Hi Myth.
I WAS WONDERING IF IT WAS THAT MOLLY OMG!
night zaf!!!
And I just posted my prologue and chapter one of my story, Legacy, if anyone wants to read it so far!!!!
On Fantast Tales!!!
http://fantasttales.blogspot.com/
Please check it out!!!
Sorry, internet fail
Welcome back Nix.
Sorry. I lost my internet for a couple of minutes.
I', back now, though.
And yep, it's that Molly.
Welcome back Myth.
msd
...That comma is meant to be an M...
Yepm?
Hi Sparks!
Do you still mind me calling you that? I don't mind calling you that.
Will you be my friend?
*pleading eyes shine at Sparks*
No, not yepm, but I'm.
I don't mind you calling me that at all.
Yay!
Coolies?
Ok. God, I've missed being on blogspot. I haven't had a computer recently, so I've only really been able to jump on at school lunchtimes and at the public library.
I'm a walking Skulduggery Pleasant encyclopedia, huh? XD
That's epic
Val, where did you go?
I found Mr bliss's grave while you were gone!
That was meant to be capitalised...
Now I'm afraid he'll come back from the grave and punch me in the face for that...
Bliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisss!
Don't worry, Sparky.
I'm sure Bliss can cope.
*shrugs* I went off to hang out. There's thirteen other people here right now.
Who do you think would win?
Chuck Norris vs Mr Bliss?
Bliss. Bliss is awesome
Fair enough Val.
Bliss. Hands down.
Unless you're talking about the dead Bliss. Then Chuck Norris would be able to kick the living daylights out of his rotten, decaying but.
*blinks*
I wonder what would have happened if Bliss had discovered his true name
(btw, there is no mention that all true names make a new personality, I think Val and Darquesse is a special case. I just think it makes you more powerful)
Bliss, because Bliss is a Skulduggery character.
My friend Emily asked what Skulduggery character she would be and the first name I could think of was Mr Bliss... That is now her nickname and my friend Miranda thinks it's hilarious...
That would be terrifying Nix...
There were supposed to be 2 Ts on the end of butt.
Why is it that when I tell my cousin not to leave me in the room that I have a feeling is haunted, that's when he decides to leave me alone and suddenly I have bad luck?
Yeah, Bliss was one of my favourites before he died
That's it, I'm writing a Bliss story
Yeah, I'm getting the feeling a lot of people believe that your true name makes you evil...
IT DOESN'T! I COULD SEAL MY NAME AND STILL BE A HUFFLEPUFF!
*laughs* I nominate Nix for Most Active Writer
From Harry Potter?
All it says in Mortal Coil is that it makes you powerful, not a multiple personality evil creep
You should send that to Luce, otherwise my nomination will be forgoten
Do I get any writing award nominees? *bats eyelashes*
Naw, I'm just kidding XD
Huh! I write at least a thousand words a day on my laptop!
I nominate myself as the most active writer!
Myth, when I say "Hufflepuff", I mean a generally nice person. The fact that I am in Hufflepuff is merely coincidence
You can't nominate yourself!
Val, I nominated you for Best Blood and Most Insane
I'll send it Nix :)
Most Insane...?
Yeah, that's reasonable.
*turns to the wall* What do you think you're looking at?!
Oh and Myth, seeing as I've never seen any of your writing, I can't nominate you
Where's Sparky gone...?
Okay, I can agree with the Most Insane category, but...what the hell does Best Blood mean?
No! Don't ask that question! Then Eve will steal my blood!
*is standing on top of stairs, right behind Val*
I've been right here the whole time.
*backs away from Eve*
Sooo... I feel like fighting
Well, Myth -
*samples Val's blood* I'm the only one who can decide that
*looks at Sparky* You're going to scare me, aren't you?
*sprints away* NO DRESSES!
*smacks Eve's hand and takes blood back*
I'll be right back with a piece of writing for you to read.
Don't laugh...
Unless you're supposed to.
HAHAHAHA!
*throws an oven at Nix*
What's so funny, Eve?
Only if you're wearing protective clothing Nix.
...Fiiiiiiiirst?
1st?
1st!
Val, if you give me a sample, I'll give you a lava lamp. Look! It's the lava from the volcano from whence the precious came!
I haven't got a pendrive, so I'll have to do it manually.
BRB.
I'll tell you what's funny. The -
Lunch bye!
I don't need your lava lamp, I can steal Amanda's. Besides, I almost smashed it already.
*has a flashback of Amanda getting annoyed at me for knocking her lava lamp over*
Um...
I dedicate this page to Billy-Ray Sanguine, who just burrowed up in front of us...
*pulls out knives slowly*
Hey there...
*scowls at Sparky* Really? Sanguine? But he hates me!
*thinks* Wait a sec... So does most of the bad guys...
*clicks fingers and throws a ball of fire at Sanguine* *his clothes catch on fire*
*walks into Blogland and into the lake*
*sinks and lies on back at the bottom*
*slowly lets out breath, watching the bubbles rise to the surface*
Happy Nix?
*watch B-Ray burrow in to ground to extinguish the flames*
HELLO LAV!
*sees Lav, swims to the bottom of the lake and pulls her up to the surface*
Hello?
Hi...
*tosses a knife back which lands in B-Ray's arm*
Leave now.
*looks back at Lav*
Is something wrong?
TERRAGON HAS A BODY BAG IN HIS CLOSET!!!!
Wait, false alarm, it's a suit dressed up as a body bag...
The sparrow flies south for winter, Terragon! THE SPARROW FLIES SOUTH FOR WINTER!!
i hit val when she said that
Don't you dare say it back...
Well I hit you TWICE, so SHUT UP.
I haven't been here in a while... Can't stay either... I'm so torn.
*sighs*
I can never stay long enough and I miss being here. I have to constantly be on guard... I feel like a rabbit that encountered a wolf and always has to watch my back.
*pulls Lav out of the lake*
Well, you're here now, so why don't you enjoy it while you can?
TREES HATE YOU VAL
WELL I HATE TREES SO THEY CAN GET OVER IT
"oh bugger," said Pete, his blue eyes resting on the huge lump of a man before him; mashed in face, cruel eyes, strange rotund body shape, and a full height of seven foot six. He looked rather angry. That was understandable, considering Pete had just smacked him in the nose with a large metal trashcan lid. Pete looked over at his fellow agent, George, her her long brown hair tied back of her face, revealing those intelligent hazel eyes.
"Uh, do you want this one, or is he all mine?" asked Pete, "'cause, I mean, I can take him easily, you know, but uh...well, I don't really want to show off my superior skill and all that," He recieved no pity.
"Superior Skill?" said George teasingly, "Well, I suppose you're superior enough to raid the pantry whenever you feel like it, so by all means. Show off what you've got. You put yourself in this mess, you can fish your way out,"
(There will be mor, guys, but my dad's doing something with my laptop, so here's a wee sample. I'll have the rest later)
Sparky, you know, you're always welcome to punch him in the face...
I vanished just now. Seems like I only have time to comment once before someone comes or I have to do chores... That's all I ever really do these days.
*sighs again*
Yeah. Gotta go... I'm sorry. Bye.
Cool Myth!
No thanks Val, I'm concentrating.
*hugs Lav*
See you later.
Bye Lav! *hugs* I really hope you can work this out to come back more.
Thanks, Sparky. I'll have the rest later, but my laptop is temporarily unavailable.
...Silence will fall
I am a sandwich!
And now I have been made temorarily unavailable. My dad wants my help. I'll talk to you guys later, okay?
See ya!!
Hmmm... I seem to be hungry for a sandwich... *bites Eve's arm off*
i like sandwiches they are yummy
Bye Myth!
bye Myth!
Bye Myth!
Oh, so NOW everyone wants to eat me. *adds a carrot stick to complete sandwich arm*
*throws Eve into water*
HA! YOU'RE A SOGGY SANDWICH NOW!
hi
'Ello!
what does the v stand for? ive always wondered
hi
It stands for my last name... It was originally Valkyrie V., but I added the Cain part later.
I have to go now, bye!
Noooooooo! *dissolves*
Bye Val!
gtg to
gtg to
gtg to
Bye Terragon!
Does anyone know if I can find Derek on Celebrity Mastermind on YouTube or something?
Gotta go!
Bye Sparky, hi Thrust!
I'm not here for long only to be really angry and excited at the same time
Okay, why?
WHAT? I can't watch it? Awwwww 9"
I needa see the celeb mastermind thing!! Maybe Em will get it for us.
i REALLY need to find that episode of celeb mastermind. I CANT FIND IT!!!!!
It played yesterday and it's not on YouTube and on the site it says only the Irish can watch the video :(
Ask em, she's irish. READ MY STORY!!
Are you reading it??? :)
Okay guys, I'm back and now you can have the story I was writing. I'll only give you the first chapter, because that's really the only half decent bit so far.
CHAPTER 1
A GIANT SITUATION
“Oh bugger,” said Pete, his blue eyes resting on the huge lump of a man before him; mashed in face, cruel eyes, strange rotund body shape, and a full height of seven foot six. He looked rather angry. That was understandable, considering Pete had just smacked him in the nose with a large metal trash can lid. Pete looked over at his fellow agent, George, her long brown hair tied back off her face, revealing those intelligent hazel eyes.
“Uh, do you want this one, or is he all mine?” asked Pete, “‘cause, I mean, I can take him easily, you know, but uh…well, I don’t really want to show off my superior skill and all that,” He received no pity.
“Superior skill?” said George teasingly, “Well, I suppose you’re superior enough to raid the pantry whenever you feel like it, so, by all means; show off what you’ve got. You got yourself into this mess, you can fish your way out.” She gave him a cunning smile and turned to walk away - right into the fat behind of an almost identical, only slightly more feminine version of the giant.
“Oh bugger,” she said. Immediately, she sprung into action. She leaped backwards out of harms way, landing perfectly on the balls of her feet. She reached into her coat pocket and pulled out a long, thin dagger with a spiteful looking crest of a gargoyle with three eyes. Without hesitation, she hurled the blade at the female giant, the point sinking deep into the flesh of its shoulder. The giant cried out in alarm, a look of rage and hatred on its face.
“Congratulations, George,” Pete said, “It looks like you’ve successfully made an enemy. How do you feel?”
“Like I want to punch you in the face,” George said.
Pete laughed. He turned to his own opponent just in time to see a meaty fist flying towards his left temple. Dropping to the ground just in time, the attack swung harmlessly above his head, connecting with nothing but a whole lot of air. Pete launched a kick at the man’s knee, then powered upwards with a nasty right hook to the jaw. The meathead rocked back on his feet and collapsed in a heap on the dusty ground. Pete stared in amazement.
“Wow. That was… that was actually pretty easy. Forget about the Senator, I can fight these things all day,” He turned from his fallen adversary to watch George struggle with her foe, only to discover she had already caught the fe-giant in a chokehold and was now sitting on top of its unconscious body.
“Showoff,” he scoffed, then picked up his satchel and walked off deeper into the Heavysong Woods, only to come back a moment later when he realized he was going in the wrong direction. He glanced at George, saw her grin.
“Shuddup,” he sulked.
“I didn’t say anything,” George chimed with a laugh.
“Well, no,” agreed Pete, “but you were gonna,”
“You’re right. I was,”
“Can we go now?” he winged.
“You’re acting like a three year old,” George said, “No, we can’t go now. We’ve got to get that talisman before the Senator does. Orders from the Professor,”
“You mean, your dad,” said Pete
“Yes, my dad. So what?”
“Oh, nothing. I just find it amusing that you call him ‘Professor’ and not ‘Dad’,”
“Shuddup,”
“Okay,”
I like Thrust's story
I like Myth's story
But most of all, I like Judith's story
Wow. That's pretty good, I actually wanna read more. The characters are great.
My turn.
Brb.
to be honest, my favorite part of that whole blog post is the intro
And I will all of a sudden dissapear soon, b/c battery's low.
And I think I have a prblm
oop! there problem's gone.
I couldn't feel my ass. was sitting on table.
now I'm gone.. UhOh... Bye, guys!
Bye Thrust!
How old's Trust?
Dont know
Okay. Well, I don't really want to leave you on your own, but I feel like writing a story now. So I'll talk to you later.
Bye!
msd
Eve, I've almost finished the next chapter... More mystery guaranteed.
*grumbles*
hello?
Hi Caroline!
Nix? Wait. not going to ask. Unless you want me to? Hello Caroline Cain. My given name is Caroline.
hey, i just saw your post on the forums
No, don't ask
But please, talk to an Eve who I bet isn't here instead of me
Which one? Hello Sweetie?
awesome! hi nix
I'm here, just reading
*is frolicking in meadows sprinkling daisies on the colour full grass*
*colourful
That doesn't sound like reading
yeah the hello sweetie one. i just joined today and i kept getting the skulmans car question wrong until i realised you could only put bently, not the full thing
*is multitasking*
Oh, btw, my internet failed right after I said I wanted to fight, so that's why I wasn't here
My thoughts exactly.Unless your imagination is sprinkling the flowers.
Yeah, I was putting the date and everything but yeah... it's only bentley. Nix! Where's Zath?
I thought so, Nix
Mist can't go on for a while, his stupid internet hates him
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