For those of you who don't know, we recently ran a writing competition on the Skulduggery website, where I supplied the first 50 words of a story and left it to others to come up with the next 450. The ten winners were supposed to be announced last week, but it took my publishers longer than expected to cope with the massive response... Ah, those silly publishers. When will they learn?
I was sent a little over 30 entries and it was not easy narrowing them down. As usual, the standard of writing was very high- and not just with the winners, either. A lot of the entries made me laugh, and that's always a good starting-off point, but the major point of interest for me was watching where you took the story. I gave the villain an outrageous name- Sadistica Tortura- and sat back and let the fun begin. There were some lovely ideas in there, some lovely moments and some fantastic lines. You should all be proud- especially those of you who managed to stick to the word count (ahem).
I managed to take a few days off last week, but seeing as how I have about five weeks before I head off on tour, I need to start working again. August is pretty much wiped off my calendar as far as writing goes, so I'm going to have to get an early start on Book Eight. Which is scary, because it only seems like a few weeks ago that I finished Book Seven. I'm not going to talk about Book Eight AT ALL until a few months from now, once you've absorbed KOTW into your bloodstream, but it feels kind of weird to be tying up all of these stories that I've been telling since 2007. Best not dwell, methinks...
Oh, and as for KOTW release dates, those lucky scamps in Australia/New Zealand will be getting the new book ever-so-slightly ahead of anyone else... My tour there starts on August 8th, and my publishers want the books on the shelves at LEAST one week before that- maybe even two. For the UK and Ireland, we're looking at a release date of August 30th, I think.
Of course, the Minions-who-speak-funny know by now how much I detest spoilers, and you've all been fantastic at not ruining the books for other people. I shall expect this to continue (shakes fist in a threatening manner...)
For all you Ameriminions, still no news on getting the newer books released over there, my apologies. I have some positive news for the Germinions, however, as my German publishers are planning to catch up to the English-language releases. More news on that when I have it.
Oh, and Irish readers will be able to take a break from the football final on Sunday night to tune into Celebrity Mastermind on TV3, where I shall be showing off my amazing brain power on national TV. Hells yeah.
And now, a picture.
Saturday, June 30, 2012
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Damn it....
*sits back in tree*
*frowns* I leave au revoir
Bye
Is Zaf gone?
going bed.
BYE!
Nope
Im alive *grins*
I'm back, everyone!!! I have pictures up on my Travel Blog of my Ireland/Scotland Trip!!! You know.. If anyone cares.
I was worried that I missed you Zaf lol
N'aww its 6:13pm by me
OHMYGOD ANOTHER AMERIMINION!!!! HELLO, FELLOW COUNTRYMAN
but of course, I think you told me that... I think.... I don't remember who i've talked to when, and about what
Hiya!!!!!!
Good lol
How did swimming go?
Hey Zaf!!!!!
hey Em!!!
Hey whoever else is out there!
Fun i didnt drown xD
Are you trying to keep me from destroying the Sanctuary??
No
*shifty eyes*
don't suppose you could persuade your oh-so wonderful publishers to release KOTW on the eighteenth of august because it just so happens to be my birthday. it's a good date, derek. it's a good date.
Dinner brb
FINALLY! MY CONCERT IS OVER! :)
BUT, I'm going to bed now, so BYE AGAIN!!
Bye Ink!!! Bye Zaf
August 30th - that's the day after my birthday! YAY!!! So excited. Can't wait to get my hands on KOTW.
As for the writing comp - when will the winners be announced then? I want to know. I had fun entering, but want to see what others came up with. :D
The winners are on the main website
Sorry Zaf, it's like twenty five to one in the morning here
I just couldn't wait for you :(
Damn it
Oh surprise surprise, I can't go asleep!!
Looks like I am staying on for a bit
Hiya...I thought I was gonna hafta go die in Avalon on Wizard101 xD yay i liiiiive
Or do you? BUM BUM BUUUUUUMMMMMMM...!!!
xD
I hope not. They try killing me too much in Avalon
Might as well do some writing
God I've been so ignored today :(
*hugs Em*
Nobody ignoring you
*gives cookie*
*takes cookie as I wipe my eyes*
Thanks Zaf
Your welcome!! Im the nice Necromancer
Yeah when you not kicking my ass while I'm shackled helplessly lol
Oooh true ill be nice xD now to blow up the Sanctuary...again...
SQUIRRELS!
Hiiiiiiiii! It's your favourite regular regular! *jazz hands*
Who run the world? Squirrels!!
So your just gonna leave me shackled here while you f*ck off to blow up the Sanctuary.
I think the fun just left the room in disgust Zaf lol
Lol noooo *unshackles*
hmmm take me to the Cleavers
Oh before I forget!!
Check out the new and improving blog and follow so you never miss an update
flighttotheimagination.blogspot.ie
Thank you
*laughs*
Fat chance necromancer
*drop kicks Zaf and runs like never before*
*hits wall*
damn it!!!!
*looks around but starts getting confused by all the turns*
Ah for the love of god!!!
*ducks into the a hiding place just to calm down*
*five Necromancers grab you*
*stands there with jazz hands*
...
...fine. I'm not here.
Come, Charles. *tugs on chihuahua's leash*
*trots away*
YOU ARE HERE! *tackles Eve so she can't leave*
(You could have a look at my new and improving blog Eve lol just a suggestion)
*struggles, kicks, punches and occasionally biting the necromancers*
HA! It was all a trap! *samples Val's blood as she tackles self* MWAHAHAHA!
I shall look at it once this infernal iPod let's me copy the link!
*they just let go of you one actually suggests giving Zaf to Skulduggery*
(note they against the whole plan
*smiles and turns to Zaf*
Whatcha gonna do now necromancer?
I'm making a tally...
A tally for what Sparks? How popular you are in the BLA's lol
Or trying to, at least...
*goes pale*
i have...no idea...hope to gid you dont gimme to Pleasant??
That's what I'm tallying.
How many times different people have been nominated.
I just need paper and a pencil...
NO! GIVE MY BLOOD BACK!!!!!!!
Hi Sparky!!! *tackle hug*
*gets up*
Okay, now to tallying...
I'll be back when I'm done.
*gets up*
Okay, now to tallying...
I'll be back when I'm done.
Twice?
Really?
NEVARKEVAT! Tell me Valereno, WHO nominated you for Best Blood? Hmmmmmmmmm? If I couldn't sample it, I would never have nominated you!
*grins maliciously*
Oh no necromancer, I'm not giving you to Pleasant.
You're mine!
*shifts into werewolf*
Oh hell
*has shadows ready*
*rolls eyes at Eve and walks away*
Emerald! It is not a full moon!
*stashes blood as Val walks away*
Hmmm...
Eve and Lu are tied for nominated the most.
Really? Star and Nix got a lot of nominations
I don't need the full moon Evie :)
*growls at Zaf as I throw my thoughts into her mind*
Have me shackled and threaten me? Did you really think I'd let it lie.
Not so big now when all your temple brothers have turned their back on you.
*lets loose a deafening roar that vibrates the tunnels*
Nix is next...
And then me and Lunx are tied...
Then Val and Phoenix tied...
Then Skyril, Zath and Kal...
*Lynx
Not including the best couples.
DONT NEED A FULL MOON?
EVIE????
Am I the only true werewolf? :'(
*is too petrified to move*
they....holy crap...
*grabs Zaf by the throat and pins her to the wall*
*my muzzle full of teeth, centimetres away from her face*
Wow so this is what cowardice smells like. No neat tricks to tear my heart out. No knifes in the back.
*low growl emanating from my chest*
Which is 62 nominations all together.
Sorry Eve lol
I'm the type of werewolf that is fuelled by her emotions. If I'm angry I change.
We're an rare and almost extinct breed.
.... :'(
*runs off crying*
*is trying to get free*
dont wanna die...not by a wolf!!!!
*you can feel me trembling*
Are you two ever not fighting?
*snarls at Zaf struggling*
You shouldn't have unshackled me then, you stupid necromancer!
*swipes at Zaf's chest numerous of times*
*sits by a tree* Once again, I am a lone werewolf. *wears headphones and listens to werewolf dubstep*
*is really trying to struggle but stops from intense pain*
plz...I dont wanna die
Nope lol we're just going along with the story lol there's always little twists and turns.
Aww I didn't mean to make Eve cry, did I make Eve cry? :(
*stands up, points at Emerald and screams dramatically like the smurf lady did in Avatar* I TRUSTED YOU!
Plus we have to give a kind of storyline for Nix, I think. Don't quote me lol
*throws Zaf on the ground and shifts back to human form*
Your pathetic
*walks around the corner of another tunnel in the temple*
*flying tackles Val into the lake*
SURPRISE!!!!!!
I'm really sorry Eve. I can't help who I am.
I wish I can make you understand.
Hey...
She was there...
Pathetic?!
*looks down at chest*
i think...*shadow walks collapsing by lake*
Vaaaaaaaaalereno....VAAAAAAAAALereno.....
No need to apologize, Emerald. I shall wait for another true werewolf to come along do we can frolicking in the moors and kill people. Until then, *plays chess with Van Helsing*
Yes, I was there, but then I jumped into the TARDIS and time was rewritten MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I think I'll play Sims when I get home...
Hi
*phones Skulduggery as I walk towards the lake*
Meet my by that creepy lake. She's not going anywhere, I think she's hurt.
*flying tackles Val into lake*
GOT YOU THAT TIME!!!
Hello person who is sitting three feet from me.
Hey Terragon.
Are you a new face around here?
*laughs as Sparky and Val end up in the lake*
DANG IT!!!
*grabs Sparky's wrist and drags her into the lake*
sooo you seem to like that lake val
*lays on ground*
freakin....wolf
Ah, shut up Terragon.
Hi Terragon!
*gets wet*
This could've caused a problem a while ago...
Gotta go!
Hi Eve
You know, Eve, Terragon is related to me, which means his blood is somewhat similar...
I know, that's exactly what I was thinking! *sharpens scalpel*
Wait, wait, wait, 1st...?
*walks over and kicks Zaf in the leg*
Are you still alive?!
Wow I'm impressed.
*sits against a tree beside Zaf*
1st?
Bye Sparkly!
umm *sidesteps*
*looks at Eve from lake*
What did you just call me?
Eve, did you seriously just call her Sparkly?!
Don't worry, Terragon F. I mean you no harm. Except the slight stab of pain you will feel in five seconds.
*flings a scalpel at Terragon*
WOW I GOT FIRST!!!
DEDS:
I dedicate this page to my good friend Zaf, who without I wouldn't be having this mad adventure
And I also dedicate it to the nice people who nominated me for some of the Blogland Awards. You didn't have to lads.
Also I just want to dedicate this page for all the people who's creativity oozes from them. It's like a medicine I've been waiting to take for a while. You all truly are my muses and my strength to carry on.
Thank you all x
I am alive...
*tries to sit up*
Owww
Eve take it easy
No I did not. A minor keyboard malfunction. You'd wonder why the k was so close to the l. I say my iPod WANTED me to call you Sparkly.
If that doesn't convince you, the dog ate something and that's what happened.
Oh no don't do that you silly person lol your heart might fall out.
Remember, mine almost did when your shadows almost cut it out.
*breathes in*
Ahhh that night air really is refreshing
Nice ded. You could tell you were talking about me, me and me. ;D
Did it stab you yet, Terragon? I would try hitting you with a hammer, but that will just damage you internally
*LOOK UP EVERYONE*
Yeah wow that really is an awesome ded
HINT HINT! lol
Thanks for awesome dead i had page ded to me twice today xD
*laysback down*
what are you trying to do?
i got attacked by a sky tiger
Gtg!
*samples Terragon's blood*
Byyyyyyye!
Nothing, just enjoying your pain.
Plus you have no idea how hard I'm struggling to keep my bloodlust under control.
But at the moment I'll just enjoy your pain.
(Oh yeah talking about Eve all the way :)
Byyyyyyye Eve
Enjoying my pain?! Ill probably die
*is trying not to yell*
Bye Eve! *hugs her, slipping the vial of my blood out of her pocket*
*snatches vial back* HA!
*scampers away*
NO! *punches her in the face*
Oh yeah I forgot about that
*laughs*
It's too bad though... you were doing so well
I was! Seriously I hear a car
Oh yeah I called Skulduggery, it's probably the Bentley.
*leans down and whispers in Zaf's ear*
The funniest bit of all, is that I'm the Elder representative of the werewolf community
*sits back and laughs again*
*gives look of horror*
he. Hates. Necromancers,
*sips tea* G'day chaps
Oh yeah he does but see with me being an Elder representative and all, I can't rip you to shreds like I really want to.
Do you know what, even though I'm sitting here watching you die. I have this niggling feeling that this is all a trap lol paranoid me, this is what happens when a necromancer is chasing you for 4 days
G'day Lauren
Not planning to! They betrayed me
Wait you heard a car Zafira?!?! I think that might be me...
Hello Emerald
No its Pleasant this story Em and I doing
*hauls Zaf up as headlights approach*
*puts back down as I see it's not the Bentley*
Lauren what are you doing here? I'm waiting for someone else.
*laughs*
see I'm not getting arre-
*sees THE Bentley*
or not....
Right I'll stick to it Zaf lol
*hauls Zaf up as Skulduggery gets out*
Finally Skulduggery, what took you so long
*Skulduggery walks over and suddenly pulls out his gun pointing at Zaf*
Sorry I was sightseeing *skips off drinking tea*
*manages to summon fist full of shadows*
dont think about it. Getting shot hurts!!!
I have been shot twi.. no three times it really hurts and i don't suggest it
*puts hands up*
Whoa Skulduggery wait. Lets take her in and make sure she stays locked up
*Skulduggery's gun keeps steady*
*I grab your fist full of shadows*
Do you really want to go into a fight with someone who used to be Lord Vile?
Not really....
*gives Pleasant a weird look*
im NOT the Death Bringer!!! Dont kill me!!!
I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL TERRAGON!
Sorry, I had to say it. Now is the time to turn to me and make a weird face.
*Skulduggery thumbs the hammer back*
This isn't about the Death Bringer. You murdered people, you almost ripped an Elder's heart out, shall I go on
*I step in front of Zaf*
Then do the right thing Skulduggery
*creeps up behind Val and taps her shoulder*
Psst.
Oh look there's Sparky... again lol
*flinches* *turns around and sees Sparky*
AGH, DON'T DO THAT!
Damn it killing me is gonna send AMERICA after you.
Why not?
It's fun!
Next time, I'll do it at the top of a set of stairs.
*coughLIKEANOMALYcough*
*Skulduggery curses and walks back to the Bentley and answers the phone*
*I take a breath*
You are so lucky.
I know I am. I just know it
Hahaha, nice Sparky. Nice.
I really need to do that to Amanda...
*Skulduggery walks back over still with his gun in hand*
*I mutter*
Here we go again
*Skulduggery looks at me and raises his gun at me*
Sorry Em, I'm just following orders.
*whips shadows making gun fly to water*
hell no dead man
Why Skulduggery?
*he pushes the air at us both*
The council feel it's unsafe with a werewolf Elder out as a field agent.
*I shift, grab Zaf and run*
*waves to Skulduggery* HELLO!
*for once I dont pbject*
holy...sh*t!!!!!!!
Hey everyone! I'm baaackkkk
*finally stop in a cemetery. I sit Zaf down against a headstone and shit back*
*tries to catch breath*
What the f*ck was that?!!!
Great! This is just great! I am now a fugitive with a necromancer
*sits and watches*
This is cool!
A half dead Necromancer!!
*sighs*
Val- this is going to sound really stupid. Because it is, but HOW TO YOU MAKE THINGS ITALICIZED???
And WTF is going on here.... Zafira, of course you'd have something to do with it :D
Basically Nix is writing what Em and I doing into a story xD
*facepalm*
oh. wow.
sounds like fun, actually :D
*I spit into my hand and wipe it over the wound a few times*
Give that a half hour and you'll start to heal well enough. The advantage of being a werewolf
*I start to pace again*
(Glad you like Sparks lol)
Thank you Em
*sighs*
next they'll send the Golden God after us
Or Pleasant again
Heheh you can't have Pleasant. He's off solving a case with meeeee
And you know, muttering and plotting against you.
*I punch a gravestone*
I should have know something wasn't right!!!
*I sit down trying to control my breathing*
*looks around graveyard*
*is looking at tombstone headings*
Calm Em...
We can survive. I live in America. You'll be safe there I can keep you safe
Val, come here...
*in the background* woo go america
I don't want to run like a mongrel Zaf.
That poxy Sanctuary has made it personal.
*starts to rain*
That is just amazing :(
Oh god!!!! Ok well what you wanna do?
First let's get out of the rain
*hauls Zaf up and walks into a open crypt*
*I look out at the rain falling, too angry to think*
Im at home in a graveyard. But I think we need to fight
*sighs*
Oh, I just remembered to tell you
I CAME BACK
The two of us against Skulduggery AND the Sanctuary.
I like your style Zaf but even then if we're gonna make it out of this alive, we need a really good plan.
True...I really dont enjoy the thought of the Gaol...been to escort prisoners personally there
*sits on the ground against the tomb*
I trusted Skulduggery.
Not a second thought when that gun came out.
I know you trusted him. Now we both so bloody wanted
Hows your chest?
*yawns*
Lol that came out of no where
Hey eve.
Oh, and this is really entertaining. By the way.
I think its nearly healed...
*looks at chest*
yes nearly healed
Heeeey
I'm angry.
It is, but...
*still looking at gravestone in the rain*
This is Mr Bliss's.
Oh Nix, we have loads for you!!! Lol
That was aimed at Dark...
Hey Nix, Thrust.
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