For those of you who don't know, we recently ran a writing competition on the Skulduggery website, where I supplied the first 50 words of a story and left it to others to come up with the next 450. The ten winners were supposed to be announced last week, but it took my publishers longer than expected to cope with the massive response... Ah, those silly publishers. When will they learn?
I was sent a little over 30 entries and it was not easy narrowing them down. As usual, the standard of writing was very high- and not just with the winners, either. A lot of the entries made me laugh, and that's always a good starting-off point, but the major point of interest for me was watching where you took the story. I gave the villain an outrageous name- Sadistica Tortura- and sat back and let the fun begin. There were some lovely ideas in there, some lovely moments and some fantastic lines. You should all be proud- especially those of you who managed to stick to the word count (ahem).
I managed to take a few days off last week, but seeing as how I have about five weeks before I head off on tour, I need to start working again. August is pretty much wiped off my calendar as far as writing goes, so I'm going to have to get an early start on Book Eight. Which is scary, because it only seems like a few weeks ago that I finished Book Seven. I'm not going to talk about Book Eight AT ALL until a few months from now, once you've absorbed KOTW into your bloodstream, but it feels kind of weird to be tying up all of these stories that I've been telling since 2007. Best not dwell, methinks...
Oh, and as for KOTW release dates, those lucky scamps in Australia/New Zealand will be getting the new book ever-so-slightly ahead of anyone else... My tour there starts on August 8th, and my publishers want the books on the shelves at LEAST one week before that- maybe even two. For the UK and Ireland, we're looking at a release date of August 30th, I think.
Of course, the Minions-who-speak-funny know by now how much I detest spoilers, and you've all been fantastic at not ruining the books for other people. I shall expect this to continue (shakes fist in a threatening manner...)
For all you Ameriminions, still no news on getting the newer books released over there, my apologies. I have some positive news for the Germinions, however, as my German publishers are planning to catch up to the English-language releases. More news on that when I have it.
Oh, and Irish readers will be able to take a break from the football final on Sunday night to tune into Celebrity Mastermind on TV3, where I shall be showing off my amazing brain power on national TV. Hells yeah.
And now, a picture.
Saturday, June 30, 2012
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«Oldest ‹Older 1801 – 2000 of 4806 Newer› Newest»I reckon Star should get the GG.
Okie dokie, Eve! :D
We need more things to nominate people with...
Ellibops is here, somewhere. *searches blogland*
Hi guys.
Yeah Star definetly.
*continues to sit in tree*
where can the Golden God be...
I told you she was here! *points to Ellie's comment*
Hiya Ellie!
*waves from tree*
Hello :)
Right Cat, see what you think
It was more than simply raining when she heard the first odd sound. She was surprised to hear anything but the rain and thunder- her own footsteps, just a few feet beneath her ears, were inaudible, only making a ghost of a sound when she splashed in a puddle- but even then, it wasn’t odd. But maybe they were… there was no one to tell. The rain was hitting the ground like a roaring wave, harder and softer, ebbing and flowing, but no more than a gentle sting. Perhaps it was just a little after midnight, the sky was dark but pinned against the night sky were foaming, churning, almost pulsing grey-blue clouds. The wind that blew the rain into the girl’s face, gave voice to the young spring trees that hadn’t spoken so loudly for a long time, sitting beside half risen rivers that tumbled over rocks and branches.
hellos
This is where it stands:
The person who changed blogland the most - Sparky, Kallista
Most inspiring - Luciana
Most helpful - Nixion
Most caring
Best dedicator - Luciana, Sparky
Most regular regular - Star, Nixion, Eve
Funniest bloglandian - Eve, Nixion
The Golden God award - Star, Eve
Best writer - Lynxia, Emerald
Most thoughtful - Lynxia, Luciana
Most insane - Zafira, Valkyrie V.
Best blood - Valkyrie V.
Most inventive/creative - Star, Luciana, Nixion
Best at lifting the mood - Star
Most taken for granted - Eve, Lynxia
Most level headed - Emerald
Any objections? Nominees? Categories?
Most destructive or violent
Woohoo 2 nominations for best writer. I'm happy with life.
So when do we continue our battle Zaf, well... not a battle
More like me shackled in a cell while Zaf threatens and interrogating me lol
Star's Most Blogfamous. *laughs*
best hair? cuz, you know, i saw a werewolf drinkin a pina colada at trader vic's, and her hair was perfect
Emrald... somehow you took rubbish and made it awesome... only problem is two past master is two past noon, she's walking home from school
Later Em i gtg back in 2hours
Bye, Zaf!
Most dedicated Minion?
Ah that makes more sense lol but other than that do you like it?
I think you should continue it Cat. No harm in trying
I problem won't be on in 2 hours time Zaf but I will be on later later.
Most dedicated Minion, it's between Val, Lu and Becky lol definately with the amount of books you have
Though as I said, I did do those videos... hint hint lol
What do you mean, most dedicated?
Lav for most caring
I've only got 30! I /am/ buying some more, though..
Em must be thanked
Just...I don't know...Dedicated to SP and the fandom and...Just shows dedication in the fandom! <3
i've only about twelve pages, but
what you wrote was great!
I've got an idea for something special for Em! <3
I'm messing Eve lol I'm sure if any of you were in the same position you would have all done the same.
Anyway must go, the motherly duties calling me away again.
Love yas and leave yas x
Oh right
Cannot believe we forgot about Lav
LAV IS MOST CARING
leaving
Bye, Em! *hugs*
Can I just say, Luciana, I am actually so jealous of your collection -_- Just had to say it...
I AGREE! LAV = MOST CARING.
Bye Em! What is it, Luce?
You shall have to waittttttt. C:
Bye Cat!
Bye, Cat!
Bubbliest: Star
That's true!
Star's gotten five already... NO MORE FOR YOU!
I'm here for a bit but will be distant, doing h/w.
Lynxia, check out the nominations!
NO MORE STAR NOMINATIONS.
HEY, LYNX!
This is where it stands:
The person who changed blogland the most - Sparky, Kallista
Most inspiring - Luciana
Most helpful - Nixion
Most caring - Lav
Best dedicator - Luciana, Sparky
Most regular regular - Star, Nixion, Eve
Funniest bloglandian - Eve, Nixion
The Golden God award - Star, Eve
Best writer - Lynxia, Emerald
Most thoughtful - Lynxia, Luciana
Most insane - Zafira, Valkyrie V.
Best blood - Valkyrie V.
Most inventive/creative - Star, Luciana, Nixion
Best at lifting the mood - Star
Most taken for granted - Eve, Lynxia
Most level headed - Emerald
Most inventive names - Vlaedr, Eve
Most dedicated - Becky, Valkyrie V., Luciana
Bubbliest bloglandian - Star
For categories, what about strangest?
I object to each nomination I have, by the way!
I've got some good nominations but best writer? Me, really?
I'm with Ellikins!
Nix is the strangest
DRAWING! Artist!
Best writer :)
YES. NIX IS GETTING STRANGEST. C:
I think there should be one for strongest Minion as in they cone back no matter what and maybe one fore strangest power or scariest.
So strongest minion, for definite!
I'd like to nominate Mist for the strongest minion!
Well, I think we know who had the scariest power here.... ;)
Scariest Minion and strangest power?
Luce! You forgot to put Lynxia as most caring!
Best couple? *coughNiadscough*
I wrote it on the notepad, I just didn't type it up! D:
How about Most Random? :)
Yes! Lynxion - I mean Niads - for best couple!
Most random is Amanda!
You know, Vally's friend?
Back again!
Ciaran is watching Pooh Bear so he's quiet.
I'm very intrigued as to what you have in store for me Lu, if it's something completely out of no where kindness.
I think I might cry lol
Most random!
Hi Em!
Yay! I'm on the computer now!!
*tacklehugs Em*
It's...Well...You'll have to wait and see! *laughs*
Yay, Lynx! XD
Nominees for best artist?
Hi Em! What about Kal and Octa for best couple?!
No your making me giddy Lu lol I don't like people plotting behind my back lol
Best artist is definitely ATB!
I was just gonna say that Lynxia! Octallista?
Uh, I feels stupid for asking this but...ATB?
http://pleadinginsamity.blogspot.co.uk/
Her blog.
I don't even know who she is. We're basing this on Minions that come on the blog, remember..
She does come on the blog, she's an old reg.
But it's mainly the current regulars, so they actually know about it, was my point.
Fair enough, I don't know then. Becky? Her pic of Loki was amazing!
Becky is an amazing artist! Have you seen her shoes?
ValMarsh is a good artist aswell
AAAH!!! TODAY IS SO BORING!!! FOUR HOURS TILL THE CONCERT!!! WHY SO LONG???
About my number, yes it's even, no it's not 12, I don't know if you were thinking of it Nix.
The person who changed blogland the most - Sparky, Kallista
Most inspiring - Luciana
Most helpful - Nixion
Most caring - Lav, Lynxia
Best dedicator - Luciana, Sparky
Most regular regular - Star, Nixion, Eve
Funniest bloglandian - Eve, Nixion
The Golden God award - Star, Eve
Best writer - Lynxia, Emerald
Most thoughtful - Lynxia, Luciana
Most insane - Zafira, Valkyrie V.
Best blood - Valkyrie V.
Most inventive/creative - Star, Luciana, Nixion
Best at lifting the mood - Star
Most taken for granted - Eve, Lynxia
Most level headed - Emerald
Most inventive names - Vlaedr, Eve
Most dedicated - Becky, Valkyrie V., Luciana
Bubbliest bloglandian - Star
Strangest - Nixion
Strongest Minion - Mist
Best Couple - Niads, Octallista, Fletch+NJ
Most Random - Amanda
Best artist - Becky
^That's how it currently stands! :D
Gotta go!
Hello!
STARRRRRRRRR! *hugs*
Hello, Willow!
Bye, Lynxia! :D
Guys . . . I . . .
You made me, surronded by all these string players, say "Woo-hoo!", grin like a maniac, and almost start crying. I ADORE YOU ALL THANK YOU SO MUCH. THOSE NOMINATIONS MEAN SO MUCH TO ME.
:'D
Fours Lynxia!!!!
Nix should get most regular regular, because he stays om longer than me.
They're all true, Star!
Now what about your nominations, my dear? (':
Wooh! A late July/early august release date sure beats September! :) can't wait to get tickets to the Brissie event!
*screams in exasperation at being stuck in Bridlington for hours on end*
I'm thinking, L.
Okie dokie then, Star! :D
We should have a "most story ideas" award. And I would like to nominate Lynxia and Flame for it.
I SHALL ADD THAT TO THE CATEGORY LISSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTT.
And I want to nominate you for strongest, L:)
THANK YOUUUUU:)
The person who changed blogland the most - Sparky, Kallista
Most inspiring - Luciana
Most helpful - Nixion
Most caring - Lav, Lynxia
Best dedicator - Luciana, Sparky
Most regular regular - Star, Nixion, Eve
Funniest bloglandian - Eve, Nixion
The Golden God award - Star, Eve
Best writer - Lynxia, Emerald
Most thoughtful - Lynxia, Luciana
Most insane - Zafira, Valkyrie V.
Best blood - Valkyrie V.
Most inventive/creative - Star, Luciana, Nixion
Best at lifting the mood - Star
Most taken for granted - Eve, Lynxia
Most level headed - Emerald
Most inventive names - Vlaedr, Eve
Most dedicated - Becky, Valkyrie V., Luciana
Bubbliest bloglandian - Star
Strangest - Nixion
Strongest Minion - Mist
Best Couple - Niads, Octallista, Fletch+NJ
Most Random - Amanda
Best artist - Becky
Most Story Ideas - Flame, Lynxia
Awhhhhh! Thanks, Star! <3
Most influential minion?
*APPEARS LIKE A WILD, UNTAMED AND EXCITED BEAST*
FFFFFFF C:
that's actually such a compliment I CANNOT
And Nix for taken for granted!
....WRONG ACCOUNT. IT'S BECKY
When will I know what you up to for me Lu? I'm actually giddy! lol
Most influential... Nix, Eve and Sparky
Hi mr!
This music is good. *looks up* Brass orchestra, I think.
Em, on the night of the awardssssss. C:
Hello I've got the right account, now... Thanks so much :D (I, ahem, have links to more of my SP art if you wanna see)
Hi Em and Becky!
BECKY, YOU LIVE IN SUFFOLK? O_O I USED TO LIVE THERE. MOVED TO YORKSHIRE FIVE YEARS AGO.
What do you mean by most dedicated?
When is that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God I'm gonna be waiting months aren't I?
Jesus I can't contain myself that long lol
Good luck with your concert Star!
I would NOT be best blood, mine's all inky! :)
I don't remember...
ASDFGHJKL HOW DO YOU KNOW I LIVE IN SUFFOLK.
Ahem. YES I'M IN LOWESTOFT. WELL, NEAR IT. WHERE DID YOU LIVE?
ALSO ARE ANY OF YOU BY ANY CHANCE AT ALL GOING TO LATITUDE FESTIVAL IN TEN DAYS?
Thanks Em!
Oh, msd and csgd.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S STILL THREE HOURS TILL THE CONCERT STARTS!!!! WE'RE JUST SITTING HERE DOING NOTHING!!!
WHAT CONCERT
WAT
I nominate Becky for most influential.
I mean...Baguettes..
Irrepressible...
BECKY.
Becky, I think you should get a vote in this too! You've been nominated and so you get to nominate others! X3
I WEMT TO THE FIRST EVER LATITUDE FESTIVAL, I THIIIIINK . . .
I know coz you said it somewhere in the comments Becky. I read all the comments, mwah ha ha.
I used to live in Ipswich. It's a city-sized town.
Now living in a city-sized town seems really weird to me . . . Coz I live in a village now . . .
ASDFGHJKL JORDAN N'AW.
THIS CONCERT I'M GOING TO PLAY IN IN A FEW HOURS.
ASDFGHJKL IPSWICH. Also JELLY. Isn't that the one Snow Patrol were at, when they first started? I literally live about 8 miles from where the Latitude fest is held.
WHAT DOES MOST DEDICATED MEEEEEAN???
.... oh man that's awkward
FIRST?
DAMN.
REALLY??? COOL.
THE ONE I WENT TO HAD COLOURED SHEEP.
THAT'S THE MAIN THING I REMEMBER :/
I DIDN'T EVEN MEAN TO GET FIRST THEN LOOOL
LOOOL THEY HAVE COLOURED SHEEP EVERY YEAR. Shhh, but I snuck in last year to watch one band, called Hurts. If you know them I will love you.
BECKY DEDS.
I've already ded'd twice today, anyway. C:
I still get super excited about getting first! <3
LATITUDE FESTIVAL, I MEAN.
L SHOULD GET ONE CALLED PERSON-WHO-GETS-OTHERS-TO-SPEAK-LIKE-THEM. YOU GOT ME USING CAPITALS AND WANTING TO EXTEND MY LAST LETTERS OCCASIONALLYYYYYY:)
AW:( BECKY CAN'T LOVE ME:(
I'D CLASS THAT AS INFLUENTIAL, STAR. AND I AM SO SORRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! I DON'T EVEN MEAN TO.
S'OKAY.
*is laughing irl* EVERYBODY HERE KEEPS CAPITALISINGGGGG!!!!!
*stops capitalising*
*and laughing* Awww:(
I'm SORRYYYYYYYY! I'll stop capitalising. It's not even a word. *giggles*
Can there be one for most inventive word usage?
LOL ME AND JORDAN ARE SO BAD FOR CAPSING. IT'S LIKE MY FAVOURITE THING.
ASDFGHJKL I WISH SKUTTLEBUGS LIVED HERE
BUT NOPE
JUST CHAVS
AND HIPSTERS
FUCKITALL
:/
Seriously. Capitilsed :/.
:/
MY BATTERY.
It's down to orange . . .
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:
Please,battery, don't die, don't DIE!!!!
Hi again!! Will be on laptop in a min!
YES. MOST INVENTIVE WORD USE.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. D: *sobs*
ALSO. LOOOOOOL. BECKY I BLAME YOU. *pokes with a baguette*
*usage
Hi Lynxia!
*leaps up and down on battery screaming at it not to die*
*realises I killed it* Whoops . . .
CAN YOU REPASTE THE AWARDS, PLEASE, L?
LYNXIA!
Most inventive word use - STAR
*spreads legs*
....
ahem i am sorry
i don't even
BUT YES BLAME ME WHY DON'T YOU *sobs*
The person who changed blogland the most - Sparky, Kallista
Most inspiring - Luciana
Most helpful - Nixion
Most caring - Lav, Lynxia
Best dedicator - Luciana, Sparky
Most regular regular - Star, Nixion, Eve
Funniest bloglandian - Eve, Nixion
The Golden God award - Star, Eve
Best writer - Lynxia, Emerald
Most thoughtful - Lynxia, Luciana
Most insane - Zafira, Valkyrie V.
Best blood - Valkyrie V.
Most inventive/creative - Star, Luciana, Nixion
Best at lifting the mood - Star
Most taken for granted - Eve, Lynxia, Nixion
Most level headed - Emerald
Most inventive names - Vlaedr, Eve
Most dedicated - Becky, Valkyrie V., Luciana
Bubbliest bloglandian - Star
Strangest - Nixion
Strongest Minion - Mist, Luciana
Best Couple - Niads, Octallista, Fletch+NJ
Most Random - Amanda
Best artist - Becky
Most Story Ideas - Flame, Lynxia
Most influential - Nixion, Eve, Sparky, Becky
Most inventive word usage - Star
TAAAAAAAADDDDDDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
THIS IS WHAT AURORA WOULD CALL UNNESSESSARY USE OF CAPITALS:/
THANKS L! *examines awards list*
*tries to keep a straight face*
Go eat a soggy biscuit, you baguette!
*bursts out laughing*
ALSO, you're not China...
PUT YOURSELF ON MOST INFLUENTIAL, L OR I WILL MURDER YOU. *is holding pitchfork*
.....Okay...
I don't deserve any of these awards, though..
Eve for Most Inventive Word Usage, please!
DONE C:
LOLO OH FUCK NO NOPE NAH.
NO
WAY
OH GOD
OH MY GOD THOUGH JORDAN GET THIS RIGHT, SO ASHLEY HAD AN AVIATION TEACHER. Commander. Ahem. And one day she was talking to him and he was mocking the way us Brit's say "baguette".
And he named me.
The.
Little.
Baguette.
Oh my god I cried.
I think there should be an overall one for the Minion who has most of the qualities listed. Or an award for the Minion with most awards.
*suddenly realises what good signal I have and whooshes to awards blog*
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BRB. DYING...
guys
my mum is watching He Man: Masters of the Universe
and all i can see in Skeletor is skulduggery on his man period
i can't even
JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL
I agree with you, Lynx! What should it be called, though?
look at me using my Tumblr terms on Blogland
I REGRET NOTHING
Not a clue... Best Bloglandian?
BECKY.
I...
BECKY I CANNOT EVEN.
Hello! :)
The Mighty Minion Award!!
CAN BEST ARTIST INCLUDE DIGITAL ART?
COZ IF SO, I NOMINATE MIST.
THE MIGHTY MINION AWARD!
I NOMINATE LYNX AND BECKY FOR THAT.
Hello... er... girl Of Many Names. I'm gonna call you Names, that's soooo long!
I GOTTA BRB QUICK GUYS
YES IT CAN, STAR.
No, Luce, I think it should just be 1 Minion who gets the Mighty Minion award. Just 1, the best who is the best at all of the above.
Hehehe. :) Okay. I'll call you Lost :)
BYE, BECKY! :D
Hello, girl of many names. Can I call you gomn? Or Gnome. it looks similar to gnome..
Hi Manynames!
OH NO. :(
LESS THAN 15% BATERRY REMAINING . . . *turms screen brightness right down to save power*
K Becky!
*is head-banging to Norwegian Pirate irl*
I'm so confused now, Lynx. So it's whoever has the most nominations, then?
NOOOOOOOOO!!! Do not call me Lost! Please, I accept Lynxia, Lynx, Shads and Shadow but not Lost!!
Yeah, pretty much Luce.
Wow,y screen is so dim! It feels like being in a dark room!
I thought only one minion won every award . . . :/
Oh, okay! :D
They do, Star! Only one minion per award! But whoever has the most nominations overall gets that award! :D
NOOOO!!!! WE HAVE TO HAVE VOTESSSSS!!!!
Call me whatever you want :) And sorry Lynxia :(
OH! Right. I get it now. Sorry.
It's okay Names, a few people make that mistake. Nobody remakes it... *shifty eyes*
*hunts for more ways to save battery power*
Hello, Luce! :) And okay, Lynxia :) Love the name, by the way :)
Thanks Names. Loads of people say that but to me it's only ever been a name, just one that fits...
Anybody know how to cut down on your phone nattery easier? *hopeful look*
Back. Faith, the little girl from down the road (WHO READS SP. THAT'S ME, RECRUITING ALL TEH 9 YEAR OLDS) wanted to show me her qails.
...quaaails.
Ah, but it's such a beautiful name :)
HELLO! Gnome. Gnomes are cool. D'you think Derek would ever mention Gnomes in SP? He should. Maybe beat someone up with a gnome...OOOH! DEREK SHOULD DO THAT.
WB Becky. Thanks Names.
Luce!! Award for best name! (Jk)
brb guys.
BECKY! *hugs*
I CANNOT BELIEVE ITTTT. 4TH BROTHDAY = KOTW, \G7AWRJNnGERT7GH[WE-I
WD
Gtg bbl:(
Brb, all. I've got to empty the dishwasher ¬_¬
Back!
Bye Star!
K Luce!
Yeah, Luce, he should totally do that! :)
Bye, Star!
Hello, again allll. C:
Hello, again. :)
Hello again, Gnome! :D
I'm about to watch the Woman in Black.
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