Saturday, June 30, 2012

Winners and Release Dates

For those of you who don't know, we recently ran a writing competition on the Skulduggery website, where I supplied the first 50 words of a story and left it to others to come up with the next 450. The ten winners were supposed to be announced last week, but it took my publishers longer than expected to cope with the massive response... Ah, those silly publishers. When will they learn?

I was sent a little over 30 entries and it was not easy narrowing them down. As usual, the standard of writing was very high- and not just with the winners, either. A lot of the entries made me laugh, and that's always a good starting-off point, but the major point of interest for me was watching where you took the story. I gave the villain an outrageous name- Sadistica Tortura- and sat back and let the fun begin. There were some lovely ideas in there, some lovely moments and some fantastic lines. You should all be proud- especially those of you who managed to stick to the word count (ahem).


I managed to take a few days off last week, but seeing as how I have about five weeks before I head off on tour, I need to start working again. August is pretty much wiped off my calendar as far as writing goes, so I'm going to have to get an early start on Book Eight. Which is scary, because it only seems like a few weeks ago that I finished Book Seven. I'm not going to talk about Book Eight AT ALL until a few months from now, once you've absorbed KOTW into your bloodstream, but it feels kind of weird to be tying up all of these stories that I've been telling since 2007. Best not dwell, methinks...

Oh, and as for KOTW release dates, those lucky scamps in Australia/New Zealand will be getting the new book ever-so-slightly ahead of anyone else... My tour there starts on August 8th, and my publishers want the books on the shelves at LEAST one week before that- maybe even two. For the UK and Ireland, we're looking at a release date of August 30th, I think.

Of course, the Minions-who-speak-funny know by now how much I detest spoilers, and you've all been fantastic at not ruining the books for other people. I shall expect this to continue (shakes fist in a threatening manner...)

For all you Ameriminions, still no news on getting the newer books released over there, my apologies. I have some positive news for the Germinions, however, as my German publishers are planning to catch up to the English-language releases. More news on that when I have it.


Oh, and Irish readers will be able to take a break from the football final on Sunday night to tune into Celebrity Mastermind on TV3, where I shall be showing off my amazing brain power on national TV. Hells yeah.


And now, a picture.



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Unknown said...

G'day Eve

Niamhy Jay said...

One of my friends has a Man-Crush on Solomon Wreath! :P

Niamhy Jay said...

Also, Hey Eve!!

Luciana said...

Eve, NO! I AGREE WITH YOU!
Also, HELLO.

Niamhy Jay said...

I loved when SP decked Solomon.
I thought he was cool! Then, I read book 6 then I just hated all Necromancers!

Unknown said...

Agree L & Eve!!!!

Luciana said...

I laughed way too much at that...
I love the Necromancers. Mainly because of Vile.
But Erskine is my favourite, I think. Or Ghastly. Because he's cute. But Erskine. *nods* Definitely Erskine.

Eve the ROCK said...

HE'S MINE! I love the rivalry between Solomon and Skulduggery. xD

Unknown said...

That reminds me Nj, I got to go get my book 6 *wanders off to find it*

Niamhy Jay said...

I love Ghastly because he is Down Right awesome! He is Second to Fletcher. Then Ravel, he's a VERY close 3rd. Followed by Vex

Eve the ROCK said...

I once had a five-second crush on Eachan Meritorious.


That was a weird moment.

Unknown said...

I got to go to bed. Night.

Eve the ROCK said...

My older brother keeps saying Vex is Eminem. Now I can't get it out of my head. Whenever I picture Vex, I see Eminem

Niamhy Jay said...

Eve, you can Have Solomon, But Fletcher NO! He is with ME!! :D

Nixion Strange said...

Bye Lauren

Luciana said...

I need more DB books...I've only got two copies of it...One IS in the post, though. Which adds up to three.

Also, I find violence incredibly attractive...Is it bad that when a guy is covered in blood I find it slightly attractive?

Niamhy Jay said...

Bye Lauren!!
Nice to meet you!

Luciana said...

Bye, Lauren!

Eve the ROCK said...

Blood...ew. It's only yummy to me when it's in my mouth. I'm a tooth-blood vampire

Nixion Strange said...

I've only got one copy of every book, so please don't go complaining you need more copies of the same book

Nixion Strange said...

*sighs*
Sorry, that sounded snippy... I'm sorry

Luciana said...

Sorry. It's an obsession I have. I become obsessed with something to help me forget about reality...It's my coping method, really...

I know, Eve, I'm weird..

Luciana said...

It's fine, Nix. I'm used to people being like that with me. *shrugs*

Eve the ROCK said...

So Luce. What if it was Butterfly-man covered in blood?

Nixion Strange said...

*feels really guilty*
I'm really sorry...

Luciana said...

...Ew.
Only if they're seriously fit. Like G-Dragon. FFFFF. Him covered in blood is attractive.

There's no need to apologize, Nix.

Nixion Strange said...

*beats head against tree*

Eve the ROCK said...

What if it was a seriously fit old man?

Niamhy Jay said...

Fletcher would look great splattered in blood then *nods*

Luciana said...

Old men aren't fit...

Luciana said...

Wbd...I feel sick...I can smell food, it's disgusting.. :/

Niamhy Jay said...

Aww!
I love food!

Luciana said...

I can't stand it...
I only eat when I have to..

Niamhy Jay said...

OMG WHAT IS IT WITH PEOPLE PRONOUNCING PRIMARK PRY-MARK??

It's pronounced PRE-mark

It's is an Irish outlet!!

Niamhy Jay said...

Really?
OMG

Luciana said...

It's pronounced Pry-mark, over here... Because we're English and weird.

Niamhy Jay said...

It's actually pronounced Pre-mark.

But downsouth it's called Penny's
Because we're awesome like that

Luciana said...

Yeah, food makes me feel ill...
Probably because I was almost anorexic, though..

Star Inkbright said...

Hi people! Msd, csgd. ON THE COACH TO BRIDLINGTON, HERE.

L, your deds are AMAZING.

Luciana said...

Hello, Star.
Star, my deds are shit, at best.

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Star

Star Inkbright said...

HOW IS PRIMARK NOT PRONOUCED PRY-MARK???

Nixion Strange said...

*sighs*
I'd pay anyone if they could cheer me up...

Niamhy Jay said...

Hey Star!!
How're you??

Star Inkbright said...

L, they arent.

(Yes, that was meant to be arent, not aren't)

Niamhy Jay said...

Because It is an Irish Branch!!
So it is awesome like that!!
So as a result it is Pronounced PRE-MARK!!

Niamhy Jay said...

Nixion, Think of Fighting along-side SP and The Dead Men!!

Star Inkbright said...

I am inky.

And borex.

Have some bananas, Nix. BANANAS CURE ALL. *pushes a banana into Nix's hand*.

*makes offering to Banana Lord*

Luciana said...

*sighs*
Star, they're really not.

Everyone-
http://wedontlackninjas.blogspot.co.uk/2012/07/blogland-awards.html

Nix-
Have you tried Nyan cat? That usually cheers both me and Mist up..

Nixion Strange said...

Nup to all of those...

Luciana said...

How about most awesome power?
Most inventive name, maybe?
Best OC?

Star Inkbright said...

*looks out of window at field full of brown cows irl* OOH, COWS.

I MEAN, MOO, COWS, NOT OOH, COWS.

Knock knock! *waits for 'Who's there?'*

Nixion Strange said...

I think you're going from what makes a person to what a person can come up with Luce...

Star Inkbright said...

L, can I go to the awards blog later when I've got wi-fi and am off the coach? Hope you don't mind . . .

Luciana said...

I know. I'm not in a good mood, I can't think.

Star Inkbright said...

*taps foot impatiently*

Luciana said...

Yeah, sure, Star. It's just to let you all know I've made a blog and everything, I guess.

Luciana said...

Bubbliest person in blogland?

Star Inkbright said...

Okay then.

Knock, knock!

Who's there?

Cows go.

Cows go who?

Cows go moo, not who!

(It was connected to cows . . . )

Star Inkbright said...

Thanks L:)

*wonders when I'll getttt therrrre*

*hopes my batttterry doesn't run outtttt anytime soooon*

Luciana said...

I might make something SP...Any ideas?

Star Inkbright said...

Okay.

I'm thinking of a number . . .

Try and guess what it is:)

Star Inkbright said...

No. Sorry, L.

Btw I can only give yes or no answers.

Luciana said...

Hmmm...
I might start designing one of the felt plushes I want to make...

Also, is it even, Star?

Nixion Strange said...

Is it the number I'm thinking of Star?
Only yes or no

Star Inkbright said...

I CAN SEE THE SEA!!!! IRL I MEAN!!!

Drew O'Connor said...

I better get an award cause like I mean, sure why not? I'm just so awesome lol messing.com

Is the number 12 Star?

Nixion Strange said...

Hi Em

Luciana said...

Hello, Em.
You got any ideas for the awards?

Eve the ROCK said...

*accepts inky offering*

Inkiest Bloglandian? ;)

Luciana said...

Hello, Eve.
I'd been thinking of that. Mainly because of how awesome Star is. I also want there to be something to do with bananas, for you.

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh, no, I'm fine with

Person-who-can-come-up-with-the-most-names-for-Star

Drew O'Connor said...

I don't really know Lu, all I know is I should get one lol

Luciana said...

I like that one, Eve. *laughs*
That's great!

Nixion Strange said...

Vlader could technically go for that as well

Luciana said...

That's true, Nix.

And hmm...

Someone make a list of all the regular bloglandians?

Nixion Strange said...

Me, Eve and Miss Cain are on the most in my opinion

Luciana said...

ioweyouamug.blogspot.com

I like this url for it, better.

Nixion Strange said...

But you want the real regulars?
Me, Eve, Miss Cain, Luce, Star, Lynxia, Helena, Em, Zaf... anyone else?

Eve the ROCK said...

Nix, I'm talking about my variations and extensions of Star's name, not names in general

Nixion Strange said...

Yeah, but the catagory just says names, so...

Luciana said...

We should include Mist, I think.
Flame; Robin; Sparky and Cal, should be included, too! I think I might be missing someone out..

Eve the ROCK said...

I'm on every single day, and lately I've been watching rather than talking. It's funny when you say hi xD

Drew O'Connor said...

Yay!! I'm a regular

Now I really feel part of the gang :)

Nixion Strange said...

I'm on every singal day. I'm gone for four days and everyone worries
I think I go on most...

Luciana said...

Becky is becoming more regular.
VAL!

Luciana said...

I USED to be on the most. Then life got even more shit and I left for a while. Now I am back.

But Nix or Star for most regular, I think.

Nixion Strange said...

You know, I'm being modest
Not being modest would go something like this

I'm on more then anyone else. I'm the backbone of this place. You don't realise you need me until I'm gone and broken

Eve the ROCK said...

*sticks toungur out at Nix* Star nominates me!

...Right, Staravia/Staraptor/Starly/Starling/shootingstar/Starbucks/superstar/singstar/starshine/starships/starlight/stardust/staroftheshow/Starwood?

The list goes on

Nixion Strange said...

Every day I've been on since Febuary
From school ending to 11. That's a long time
And on weekends, I barely leave at all
I've won

Drew O'Connor said...

Here here Nix!

Plus you are super awesome for writing me into a story!! Oh and Zaf of course but I have a feeling she's used to being written into stories whereas this is my first one :)

Luciana said...

It's either Nix or Star.
It'll be down to vote, though.

Eve the ROCK said...

Yeah well, Nix, I've NEVER been gone. You guys really take me for granted, don't you?

Nixion Strange said...

I've only been gone because of internet problems

Eve the ROCK said...

NEVER. BEEN. GONE.

Luciana said...

Eve is always here, but not here, if that makes sense. She doesn't always comment.
But, she should be nominated.
I nominate Eve for that category!

Nixion Strange said...

*growls*

Eve the ROCK said...

I rest my case.

Luciana said...

The person who changed blogland the most
Most inspiring
Most helpful
Most caring
Best dedicator
Most regular regular
Funniest bloglandion
The Golden God award
Best writer
Most thoughtful
Most insane
Most inventive/creative
Most humorous
Best at lifting the mood


Objections? Ideas?

Drew O'Connor said...

I nominate Nix for that category

However I nominate Eve for most humorous

Eve the ROCK said...

Isn't funniest and most humorous the same thing?

Nixion Strange said...

The most taken for granted?

Luciana said...

Oops. I wrote it twice. Thanks for noticing, Eve!

And that's a good one, Nix. Makes me think of Lynx, actually..

Nixion Strange said...

I don't take Lynxia for granted

Nixion Strange said...

I nominate Eve for most taken for granted

Luciana said...

No, but a lot of people take Lynx for granted...I nominate Lynxia for most taken for granted.

Eve the ROCK said...

Awwww thanks Em!

Emerald needs a mention. I reckon Emerald is the calmest of us. And calm branches off into many things for me, and they all fit Emerald. Emerald's like...I dunno, but she needs an award.

Luce for best deds

Nixion Strange said...

The most level headed?

Luciana said...

Calmest minion?

Why me for best deds?

Eve the ROCK said...

*smiles a bit* Thanks Nix. I'd nominate you for funniest though

(but thanks much En :D)

Luciana said...

Wisest Bloglandian?

Nixion Strange said...

I'm pretty wise... I just don't show it much
Though some people have experience my wisedom and helpfulness first hand...

Eve the ROCK said...

Lucy Anna, you put all the effort into writing the perfect dedication, and the results come out AMAZING! (infomercial moment)

Eve the ROCK said...

Shut up Nix xD

Luciana said...

I don't think when I dedicate, though.

Nixion Strange said...

*grins*
You know you need me Eve

Luciana said...

I nominate Sparky for best dedications!

Nixion Strange said...

I nominate Sparky and Kal for the person who changed blogland the most

Drew O'Connor said...

Awww Eve, thank you so much!!

I'm not expecting an award honestly lol

Eve the ROCK said...

That means youre AWESOME at deds!

*tries not to grin* Nix...*headdesk*

Cat said...

not here but sort of
Sparky and Kallista are Awesomeful.

Nixion Strange said...

Hye Cat!

Luciana said...

How does it? *confuddled*

Also, I vote Sparky for person to change blogland the most. Mainly because I don't really know Kal.

Cat said...

And Emrald Melody, of course, for her writing and videos for bloglanders

Luciana said...

Hey, Cat!

Cat said...

Hey, Luciana Sca'th

Eve the ROCK said...

Emerald, youre there to tell me when it's time to stop being hyper. Like, I'm jumping around like I've consumed twenty tons of sugar, and you just stand there saying "shut up shut up shut up" and I'm like "okey dokey"

And you manage to do that without saying or implying "shut up shut up shut up"

Luciana said...

Most caring, I nominate Lynxia. I think.

Nixion Strange said...

I second that nomination

Drew O'Connor said...

Heya Cat

I think Zaf sound be nominated for most insane

And I think Star should be nominated for most intentive/creative

I think that Lu should be nominated for most thoughtful

Luciana said...

Funniest, I nominate Val. Because Eve has already been nominated. x3

Eve the ROCK said...

Definitely

Star for for the mood-lifter one

Eve the ROCK said...

I think Val is most insane

Luciana said...

I second Star for best at lifting mood!

Cat said...

Dedicating...
To The old bloggers, like Spaky and Kallista, and to the new bloggers, Like Zafira, in the hopes that they will see their golden god.
that is yyour hint, golden god- come see your ameriminions.
you dropped your cue. now its on the floor, crying.

Luciana said...

I nominate Eve for most insane. I think.

Cat said...

I dont really understand the awards thing, but, ehm...
Emrald, could you look over something? its just the first four sentences, but there is over one hundred and fifty words, but i'd like you to read it and maybe gice me feedback?

Eve the ROCK said...

Really? What makes you think that?

*panda*

THEY'RE AFTER US, YOU KNOW

YOU KNOW?

CARNAGE!

GET ME MY PORRIDGE!!

Luciana said...

'Kay, Nix! :)

Drew O'Connor said...

It's the mother in me Eve, I just bring that calm to the table lol

Eve the ROCK said...

But Valkyrie V is seriously bananas, I'm standing by that.

OOOOH, I also nominate Val for Best Blood!

Nixion Strange said...

I'm going now

Drew O'Connor said...

Yeah will do Cat, send me a link or point me in the right direction.

Also thank you for asking for my opinion, it's not very often I get asked to look over writing lol

Luciana said...

Awwhhh! Bye, Nix! Talk to you soon! :D *waves*

Also, EVE I AM TOTALLY MAKING THAT A CATEGORY.

Eve the ROCK said...

Speaking of Emerald, my subtly had an awesome ringtone.

Even though that had nothing to do with Emerald

Eve the ROCK said...

*salute* Bye Nix!

*aunty

Eve the ROCK said...

Ah, but only I can nominate people for that. I am the blood-sampler, am I not?

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Luciana said...

Indeed, Eve. *laughs*

Cat said...

Okay... dont have a blog, so could i post it here? id have to delete it later...

Eve the ROCK said...

And Val has the best blood. *nods*

Cat said...
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Drew O'Connor said...

you can email it to me Cat and I'll have a look. Maybe even edit if you like? Well... try to lol

Drew O'Connor said...

And what about you and me being werewolf sisters Eve. I think that counts for something lol

Luciana said...

Val will win that one, then. *nods*

What is the Golden God award about, may I ask?

ALSO IF DEREK BLOGSPEAKS WE SHOULD ASK HIM TO NOMINATE PEOPLE.

Cat said...

love it if you could edit it... dont really know how i can email it...
Sorry, i am about as anti-computers as anything... dont like them, they dont like me.

Cat said...

the sentences are really huge

Eve the ROCK said...

That's what I was thinking, Emerald! I just didn't know how to make it an award....


I think the GG award is the ultimate award

Drew O'Connor said...

just copy that into an email and send it to michellebrennan21@gmail.com

Then I'll edit it and have a look and I'll send it back to you :)

Drew O'Connor said...

Is the Golden God award like a lifetime achievement award or is it just an award that Derek picks someone for Lu

Luciana said...

I know it's the ultimate award...But...I wasn't sure about what it IS.

Luciana said...

WE SHOULD ASK DEREK TO CHOOSE THAT AWARD.

Eve the ROCK said...

Yeah me neither

Cat said...

im surprised that not many people ask for your opinion, emrald... you're a really good author.

Drew O'Connor said...

I think I should get it cause I did the videos and the audiobooks and all that lol

I'm pushing it again aren't I?
I'll just go sit over there... quietly

*sits in the corner*

Drew O'Connor said...

I'm not really one to put my writing out there Cat,

This is the first time that I've really done that by letting all of you read my writings.

Luciana said...

For the Golden God Award, I nominate....Star. She's been there for me since the beginning and I love her to pieces. So, for me, Star is going to me nominated for the Golden God Award.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I got a page dedicated to me O.o

Cat said...

I posted it a little while up... could you read it while you sit in the corner?
i dont really post my writing... really dont like to

Drew O'Connor said...

Oh here comes that damn necromancer again lol

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Lol not for long. I gtg soon. But I'm here now.

Most insane? I'm confused whats the Golden God award?

Luciana said...

The person who changed blogland the most - Sparky, Kallista
Most inspiring
Most helpful
Most caring
Best dedicator - Luciana, Sparky
Most regular regular - Star, Nixion, Eve
Funniest bloglandian - Eve,
The Golden God award - Star
Best writer
Most thoughtful - Lynxia, Luciana
Most insane - Zafira, Valkyrie V.
Best blood - Valkyrie V.
Most inventive/creative - Star
Best at lifting the mood - Star
Most taken for granted - Eve, Lynxia
Most level headed - Emerald

^BLOGLAND AWARDS.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

O.o most insane *grins* accimplishment!!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

I nominate Lynxia for best writer.

Luciana said...

These are only nominations! We're going to have a night where everyone finds out the winners! :D

I'm tempted to give away an SP book for The GG award...

Drew O'Connor said...

I nominated you for that Zaf lol

YAY!!! Most level headed lol that is such an achievement

Eve the ROCK said...

Luce is the most inspiring, I think.

Eve the ROCK said...

But I nominated Nix for funniest!

Cat said...

So... Emrald... is there hope for my story? or if you didnt read it, that s okay too, you dont have ot

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hmmm please dont be next Sunday i going to Hersey Park cant get on :/

I nominate Em for best writer

Drew O'Connor said...

Oh fine Eve lol so I'm not the best writer, I'm insulted completely lol

Eve the ROCK said...

Creative? I nominate Luciana AND Nixion

Drew O'Connor said...

Aww Zaf!!! Thanks very much

Your so nice when your not torturing me lol

Cat said...

Emrald very well might be the best writer

Drew O'Connor said...

Give me 2 mins Cat and I'll let you see what I've done

Eve the ROCK said...

Emerald, you were ALREADY nominated for best writer! I forsaw it!

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hey I'll be nice.

* pokes Em with shadows*

Cat said...

but most of you guys are really great

Luciana said...

Awwwww! EVE! *hugs* You're so amazing! I also nominate Eve for the GG award.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

I know I CAN be nice. See not all Necromancers are evil little cowards. *cough cough Melencholia cough cough*

Cat said...

Melencholia is not a evil.

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

Hmmm is the Golden God himself getting to nominate?

Luciana said...

We've not got any nominations for most helpful and most caring.

Eve the ROCK said...

*accepts hug and gives Luce a purple banana* Nah, I don't need a GG award. Give it to someone special :)

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

She's a spoiled demon. I dont care what she is she might have been the Death Bringer but...

Luciana said...

If Derek blogspeaks yes. I shall ask for him to nominate. C:

Luciana said...

I've nominated you and Star for the GG award, Eve! You deserve it! *stores purple banana away for later*
You are special, Eve!(:

Eve the ROCK said...

Helpful - Nix, I'll bet I owe him that

Zanida Laufeydottir Queen of Asgard (Zafira Kerias) said...

We need him to Blogspeak......

Guys we'll throw him in the lake!!!

*immediately climbs to lookout tree*

uf Master Derek comes I shall call!!

Eve the ROCK said...

Msd

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