In other news, Molly, your tale of woe concerning the author you have to have brunch with had me laughing. I can't wait to find out how the story ends.
In yet other news, I watched the final Sherlock tonight. Much better than last week's, thank God. A relentless plunge into second-guesses and secret plans. Liked it a LOT.
And in even MORE other news, five minutes ago I crossed the 20,000 word mark on Book 7. I don't think I've ever written this fast before. Looks like I'll have it done on time after all...
And to top it all off, here is some religious humour...
... some existential humour...
... and some cat humour...
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«Oldest ‹Older 3601 – 3800 of 4696 Newer› Newest»HI Crys!
How are ye?
I'm dandy. I'm going to Amanda's later, so that's always fun.
Tell Amanda I said hi then.
Val do you like Harry Potter?
Eh, not really. I love to make fun of it, though... Especially Voldemort...
*dives in, rolls, gets up and glomps Val*
HELLO BLOGLA-
*checks watch that has started beeping*
Oh right.
This was supposed to be a short 4:58am visit.
Actually, it's 5 in two minutes.
I'll stay.
Lol Voldemort has no nose! Heehee. Well Hp and Sp are neck and neck for me!
I just need to refrain from laughing out loud...
SP is miles better than HP.
Well I love them both so much I can't pick one!
SPARKY! Hello! Did you see what my mumzy said when I went out yesterday?
Oh, and when we were back in the car, I was saying how Carissa and Jaida were being creepy with their Caelan legos, and then Rissa screamed, "I'M TEAM CAELAN!!!" and I said, "NOOOOOOOOOOOO! PLEASE DON'T!!!" and then she said, "If you're Team Caelan, RAISE YOUR HAND AND SAY SO!"
And everyone but me raised their hand.
*lies on floor and nearly falls asleep*
Okay, I'm going.
If I'm not back in ten minutes, I've fallen asleep.
*smacks Sparky* MY TURN To VIRTUALLY SMACK YOU!
I virtually slapped you.
There is a difference.
I don't care; I smacked you.
You don't have to watch the video, but listen to this song. I think it's awesome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWVKiiU50Ag
I can't.
It's quarter past five in the morning.
It's not that loud. You don't have to have the volume too loud. I mean, I have my music playing all night long and no one can even hear it but me because I shut the door.
I. Can't.
If. I. Get. Caught. I. Will. Die.
Do you have headphones Sparky?
*sighs* Fine.
*laughs at dream* Hahahaha...
http://crystaldswonderfulblog.blogspot.com/ Please go!!
Is it supposed to have a 'd' in it?
Darkflair.
yup
Robin!
*glomps*
IS IT NEAR A new page now?
No, Crys, it isn't.
oh no its not :)
Hey Robin!
HEY!
*Grinning*
HI!
*also grinning*
I have to go now !
Bye everyone!
(*also Grins* )
See ya Crys!
*noogies Val*
*throws candy at everyone's head* Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! *goes down a slide*
Hmm... I really want to go down a slide now....
Bye *waving wildly*
*looks at Sparky, still waving*
*BIG GRIN*
*stops grinning*
Is it someone's birthday or something?
*gets out large shield in case it's an attack*
*grins because it's funny watching you guys grin like freaks*
*runs up to Val grinning*
*shakes eyes*
*runs away*
...Robin?
Sparky *Grin*
WTF.
Robin, what in the name of the Golden God are you doing?
*hides behind shield again*
*smooshes face against shield*
*grin*
HEY FLAME *grin*
WHY'D I PICK THE SEETHROUGH SHIELD?
*drops shield and blurs into tree*
Whats up with her? *points to Robin*
Rooobiiiin...
You're usually the saaaane ooooone.
I'm mildly concerned.
I DON'T KNOW.
*drops out of tree in front of Flame's face upside down*
*grin*
Why so serious?
*throws lemons at peope and makes bigfoot sound* LEMONS ARE EVIL! BEWARE!
*leaps out of tree and hides behind Val*
Every
Villain
Is
Lemons
Other wise known as evil!
*moves away from Sparky* I'm not a shield!
*grinning and spinning around*
*follows Val*
You've used me as a shield dozens of times.
*picks up Val and throws her at Robin*
Robin, Im the Hippy one!
*SLAPS HER*
SNAP OUTTA IT!
*composes self and lies on ground admiring sky*
YES! ROBIN KNOWS ABOUT EVIL LEMONS!
*runs in circles then hits a wall*
*falls over*
SPINNY!
*grins*
*stomps on Flame's face*
*looks at Robin and slaps her*
Flame did you just hit me?
*no more grinning*
*has been thrown* I BELIEVE I CAN FLY, I CAN TOUCH THE SKY-- *falls and hits the ground*
Sparky did you just hit me too?
*Angry face*
Uh oh...
*backs away from the Robin & Flame thing going on*
*giggling hysterically at Val*
Robin can fly *jumps off cliff*
*grabs Val and pulls her down next to me, pulling out a pack of cards*
Go fish?
*munches on Sparky's deck of cards* *sees Sparky get angry* *swallows a card and runs into another wall*
*is plummeting*
*trying to flap wings*
I don't have wings *hysterical laughter*
*sits on swing having from tree and sighs*
Those cards were never meant to be...
What Robin and Flame thing?
*looks at Robin and smiles like a crazy person* I don't have wings either! We have so much in common! *laughs hysterically and jumps off cliff*
You slapped her and-
*does grin like Mulan*
You don't need to know...
Are Flame and I the-
Am I the only remotely sane person here?
*doggy paddling in mid air trying to get to Val*
Bloody long way down *more laughing*
I think I am...
You're just as sane as I am
*grin* Looney Looney Lovegood
imma stop..
...
*grabs hang glider and saves Robin and Val*
Morons.
ROBIN CAN FLY
*eats Sparky's arm off*
*jumps onto Flame's back*
WHEN DO I GET TO READ PART ELEVEN!?!?!?!?!?!??!??!!?!!!!!!!!!?!!!?????
*jumps onto Sparky and me, Sparky, and Flame all fall over*
*grabs arm and gets Kenspeckle to fix it*
*jumps onto Flame's back again*
*is on the floor on the grass face down*
Hello, my old friend
*sets grass on fire*
Bye, my old friend
*grin*
*laughs at what Robin said*
OH MAN THAT'S WHAT THE PANDA SAID.
*glances at Val*
*whispers*
And she said we were insane
*holds burning grass in hands*
FORGET SANITY!
*dives onto Robin*
Ahhh *sets Sparky on fire by accident*
I know...
AND WE ARE.
Me and Amanda are being freaks over the phone...
SH*T!
*rolls around on grass setting more of it on fire*
SOMEONE PUT IT OUT!!!
*drinks a soul shake*
*growls and tackles Val, spilling her soul shake and setting her on fire*
*clicks fingers, fire dissapates*
*lunges at Sparky* HOW DARE YOU SPILL SOULS!!! *steals everyone's souls*
AGH MY SOUL!!!
*wrestles my soul out of Val's grip and swallows it*
*shrugs* My sword is my soul
Well I'm not a Sworn, am I?
Question, how do you get to be a Sworn?
You have to get basic training and then take the Oath later before learning the best Sworn tricks.
...
That's incredibly vague.
I'm getting up.
0.o?
*goes to Death*
D: *sees Val walking over* Oh God, not her again...
V: HI DEATH!!!
D: Go away. You are so freaking annoying...
V: How've you been?
D: Horrible. You keep coming here.
V: Thanks! I'm dandy too. So, I need some souls.
D: No.
V: *freaks out* WHAT? HOW DARE YOU? YOU MUST GIVE ME My SOULS!!!
D: *cowers in fear* *hands over a bag of souls*
V: *laughs evilly and makes another shake*
FLANE I WANNA READ PART ELEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well I'm writing the Originals at the moment anyway it's all in there!
I gotta go now bye
Bye Robin.
AND WO@S FLANE?
FLAME I WANNA READ PART ELEVEN!!!!!!!
*stabs someone*
SPARKY I WANNA READ MORE ABOUT ME AND YOU AND HAYLEY AND ZOMBIES!
I HAVENT GOT THE LAPTOP!
AGH! BUT I WANT TO READ IT!!!
And now I go downstairs. Brb.
*thinks* Should I post Chapter Five on my blog?
YES!
Ok, fine. *goes to post it*
I DO, but i cant be bothered writing today
HAHA.
BUT I WANNA REEEEEEEAD IT!
FIRSTLES!!!
FIRSTLES!!!
FIRSTLES!!!
FIRSTLES!!!
FIRSTLES!!!
*laughs at the fact that Sparky put 'firstles' instead of first*
DEREK BY THE WAY YOU MISSPELLED SKULDUGGERY ON PAGE 177 OF PLAYING WITH FIRE! YOU PUT SKUDLUGGERY INSTEAD OF SKULDUGGERY!
0.o
I dedicate this page to Preston.
Because we earned it.
*hums house chant*
SPARKY I WANNA READ MORE OF THE STORY!!!!
Preston?
VAL I'VE ONLY WRITTEN ONE NEW SENTENCE!!!!
WHAT? HOW DARE YOU! YOU NEED TO WRITE MORE!!!!
*hopes Sparky doesn't say anything about me needing to write chapter six*
Hmm?
I need to write more?
I JUST GOT THE LAPTOP BACK, WHINY.
Yes, you need to write more. I'll whine all I want. Start writing.
*punches Val then immerses self in word document*
*kicks Sparky and yells at her to write faster*
This is what Ivy just said:
'Oh, just what you were thinking a second ago. Trust me, if you tried that, you’d be a cripple before you could say you were sorry.’
*laughs evilly*
Oh, I love being the evil murderer so much.
Oh and this is before that:
‘And you managed to get in there, stab a g-‘
‘Actually I ripped their head off.’ Ivy said, smiling at the memory. Hayley gawked.
*laughs again* It's so much fun to be evil!!! Really!!!
Yes. Yes you do.
You're forcing me to write. I don't feel like writing.
I'm going to post the short story on my blog...
Val?
I'm writng too...
Anomaly just used magic against Saturnine.
Oooo!
And her magic is green.
COOL!
Here's that little part:
As Saturnine came closer, her thoughts became easy to hear. Hello Ivy, hello Anomaly.
“Why don’t you speak so we can all hear you? Because if you insist we speak through thoughts, I assure you, I can kill you with mine. And I will.”
“Okay, then we’ll speak out loud. I just wanted to know if you had any last words.”
“Before…?”
“Before I kill you with my army.”
“Ah. How lovely.”
“Indeed. So, any last words?”
“Oh, I have some,” Audacious said, looking at Saturnine. “Let’s see, what were they… Oh yes. That’s right. They were, ‘You should look behind you, moron’.”
Saturnine’s eyes narrowed and she turned around just as a ball of green energy hit her square in the face. Anomaly hurled another that hit Saturnine in the stomach.
By the way, after Saturnine's thought it's Ivy speaking. I'll add that in.
THAT'S SO FUNNY!!!
That's the point :D
And I just changed the Audacious part to, "Oh, I have some," Audacious said, raising his hand and looking at Saturnine. "Let's see, what were they... Oh yes. That's right. They were, 'You should look behind you, moron'."
*laughs hysterically*
So... FUNNY!
*laughs* I'm glad I'm not the only one who finds that amusing :D
I think it's hilarious!
Should he dig in his pockets, pretending he had written it down, then just give up and say to turn around?
Nah.
*shrugs* Okay.
*reads over story* Man, Saturnine really hates these guys XD
Can I ask why, or is that a secret?
They attack her everytime they see her! Why else?
But as for the reason she hired Ivy to kill Anomaly... *laughs mischievously* That's a secret.
Well, I can tell you, Sparky, but then it wouldn't come as such a surprise later on.
*thinks*
E-mail?
Pwease?
*laughs* Okay, fine. But it's definitey going to be over email.
YES!
*does mini victory dance*
I just sent it...
Honestly, I don't think you, or anyone else, would've guessed it...
We'll just see...
Do you want me to send the Echo twists back?
I mean, fair is fair.
Naw, I wanna be surprised.
KK.
*growls at e-mail*
WHY HAVEN'T I GOTTEN ANYTHING YET?
I DON'T KNOW.
DAMNED PHYSICAL DISTANCE.
Hey, question, do you like Echo?
YES.
Good!
Oh, by the way, Amanda finally finished Death Bringer!
GOT IT!!!
READ IT!!!
OH MY GOD!
*stares at Val*
YOU ARE DEVIOUS!
I sent an e-mail back.
*laughs hysterically at Sparky's reaction*
Would you ever have guessed?!
NO!
I mean, as I was reading the bits I thought it, but-
OH MY GOD!
*points at Val*
EVIL.
*bows* Thank you, thank you.
Devious.
Derek-Landy level spoiler.
Yes really.
YES REALLY.
*grins* Wow. That's awesome.
SO ARE YOU.
Nutter.
*grins again*
AS YOU SHOULD BE.
Nutbox.
*laughs* So, I'm a nutbox now?
Nutter. Nutbox. Mental. Psycho.
Those are such wonderful words to describe me. But don't forget... Brilliant. Stubborn. Clever. Hilarious. Awesome. Insane...
Those too.
VAL!
SPARKY!
I won't be here much longer...
SORRY! I'll try to steal Amanda's phone when I get to her house!
*grumbles*
Mildly acceptable.
Oh, you wanna hear something super awesome?
Okay.
My mom's boyfriend's daughters sat with us at Mass on Christmas Eve, but they thought they didn't match because their hair is a different colour. So, a few days ago, they had my mom's boyfriend take them to the store. While they were in there, though, they bought dark brown hair dye.
The colour of my family's hair.
And they dyed their hair. So their dad asked why, and they said, "Because we wanted to match Stacy's kids!"
How awesome is that? They dyed their hair to look like us! :D
Cool!
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