In other news, Molly, your tale of woe concerning the author you have to have brunch with had me laughing. I can't wait to find out how the story ends.
In yet other news, I watched the final Sherlock tonight. Much better than last week's, thank God. A relentless plunge into second-guesses and secret plans. Liked it a LOT.
And in even MORE other news, five minutes ago I crossed the 20,000 word mark on Book 7. I don't think I've ever written this fast before. Looks like I'll have it done on time after all...
And to top it all off, here is some religious humour...
... some existential humour...
... and some cat humour...
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Eve?
EVE!
Hi!
Please be here please be here please be here
nononononononononono
pleasepleasepleaseplease
beherebeherebehere
Yesyesyesyesyes
I'm here.
NEGATIVE SANITY!!!! YOU COME ON HERE THIS INSTANT!!!!
Oh, hi! *acts cool*
Lol
Did you get your computer back yet?
Oh, yes! I did! Must read now. Okay. Reading now.
Yayayayay! Thank you, I've been DYING for someone to give me feedback, or at least read it. :D
Oh god. Oh god I have heaps to read. I'm up to chapter EIGHT.
If I don't make it tonight, tell my family I died doing what I loved.
Hhahaha kidding but I might not be able to read it all today.
I'll be commenting as I read.
Oh, Zathract. Doesn't he know that all he has to do is dunk a bucket of water on Jack?
OK. Thanks again.
Yay! Kassd's alive!
Another little Valkyrie.
Yeah.
1st?
YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!
I ACTUALLY GOT 1ST!!!
AHAHAHA!
Okay. Okay...okay, okay...Okay...Okay.
Dedications...
- Myself - Because I am me
- Sparky - simply for being hilariously awesome
Val - simply for being awesomely hilarious
Eve - for being one of the only ones who reads Zathract Mist and is actually subscribed to my blog. Also because she is awesome
Exsanity - for obvious reasons
- Sleep - Because I would DIE without it
- Derek Landy, Golden God - [reasons not listed due to there being far too many]
- To my eyes which are awesome because they saw that I would get first if I commented when I did
And to everything else I cannot be bothered to list.
I ACTUALLY GOT 1ST!! :D xD
Well, at least she didn't take his helmet hostage.
What chapter are you on?
...Dammit.
Chapter nine. I know, I'm far behind.
Nah, it's pretty good actually. I just realized that reading it on the blog hurts your eyes because of the background.
Hehehe. You got the incantation wrong. *teases* I'm not holding it against you. But it's 'surface speak, surface feel, surface think, surface real'.
Eh. My eyes have had worse.
ARGH! So I did. I'll edit that now.
Edited!
Another thing Zathract has in common with Skulduggery. He's surrounded by ladies. Hehe.
Is he?
Oh, they're talking with Slayn...
Dun dun DUUUN! Finished chapter nine.
Also, um, the zombies just ripped their skin off. Um...
Oh, she's fifteen? I thought she was like, eleven...
Wait...the zombies ripped off their skin...?
Oh! Sorry, NS, I can't stay on. Bedtime, I'm afraid. Ugh. Um, I'll read more sometime soon, okay? It's REALLY good, by the way. Really. Okay, must go. Bye!
Yeah. LOL. Also, thank you for the dedication. Bye!
Okay, bye! Thanks again.
...Oh...Well...Yay...this is exciting...guess WHAT EVERYONE?
...You guessed yet?
No, that's not it.
Nope, that's not it either.
Given up?
You haven't?
Well, that's persistent of you.
What do you mean you've only guessed three times?
You-...
...Oh...
...So you have.
Well I-...
No, that's not it either.
Oh, so you HAVE given up now?
Alright, alright, no need to shout.
I was just clarifying.
Now, what was I saying?
What do you mean I'M meant to know?
Oh, yes.
Right you are.
Hmm?
Oh, right, the answer.
Well.
The.
Answer.
Is.
...
...
...ZzZzZzZzZz...
Wha-?
Oh.
* drum-roll in the background*
*looks around*
OK, stop that.
* drum-roll ceases*
I'M ALL ALONE AGAIN!
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUN!
...What do you mean "Is that it?"?
Yes!
Yes, that is it!
What, were you expecting aliens to be invading?
And why would you think something as silly as that?
Oh...
Well, that IS quite reasonable...
I...
Yes, OK.
Anyway, more ranting.
You know, this rant is more interesting than my last because this one has been made up mostly of me talking to my thoughts of whoever is reading this, whether it be the members of Budokai Sagas or the commentors on Derek's Blog...
That can't be good for me though.
Ranting by talking to someone imaginary.
Although, why does it matter?
I AM exsane after all.
Shut up.
Yes.
No, I'm not an idiot.
Yes, I am the OPPOSITE of an idiot.
Well, yes, that does mean that I'm not an idiot you idiot.
Didn't I tell you to shut up?
I think I did.
No, I'm fairly certain I did.
YES, I AM CERTAIN I SAID THAT.
Why? Because it was a figure of speech you ***** ****** **** full of *** ******** *******ing ********s!
You're quite right, that WAS a mouthful.
You may be tired, but not as much as I am.
No you're not.
You're not.
I'm telling you you're not.
No.
No.
You're NOT!
I'm just going to leave now.
Do what?
I'm going to write my book is what?
What do you mean it's terrible?!
Shut up you ***** ****** ******* ***!!
Whatever.
Fine.
Yes.
OK.
Can I go now?
God point. I don't know why I'm asking you.
I'm just going to go now, OK?
Good.
Huh?
Oh, never mind.
OK, bye.
Well, actually I'M still here, it's just that you're not.
OK, bye figment of my imagination.
Bye.
See you.
Have a good flight!
Wait...flight?
Urgh
Can SOMEONE get on?
Now?
Now?
Please?
Please?
Please?
Please?
Please?
Fine.
I'll just 1st.
1st
1st
1st
1st
1st
1st
1st
1st
1st
1st
1st
1st
WTGG? Why d'you do that! Still another around 150 comments! *face palm* *shoots Miles in foot with bow and arrow*
1st
1st
1st
1st
1st
1st
1st
1st
I know. But I have nothing better to do.
If this is all you ever do! SCREW IT! I don't have time for this!
^Alright, whatever. Bye then.
1st
1st
1st
1st
1st
Bored
Wow. More than 100 comments already. I may get 2 1st's at once!
Bored.
Bored.
Bored.
Bored.
Bored.
bOrEd
Bored
Bored
Bored
Bored.
*sigh*
*sigh*
Ah, forget it...
Or maybe not.
Getting there...
Getting there...
Getting there...
Getting there...
Getting there...
Getting there...
Getting there...
Getting there...
Getting there...
1st?
30 more...
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
OK.
Yes...
Yes...
Yes...
Yes...
1st
AGAIN!
Oh yeah!!
Back!
Oh Gods and Golden God! You're still here...
Hey.
And that only took 15 minutes!
Yes. And I got the page, Shadow.
Hey Flame! (Finally someone with sense to talk too!)
And hey!
*checks to see if he is invisible*
Okay, now for dedications:
All that was listed in the last page as well as:
- Zathract Mist
- Everyone subscribing to my blog
- Food
- Disturbed
- The Internet
- And Derek Landy again
FLAME!
Why?
I'm completely senseless.
*walks into pole to see if it hurts*
Btw, it does! *rubs nose* ow.
You still need to add my email to CETMTGG
Yes, you are sense less but you have more sense than him! *shoots arrow dipped in poison at Miles again* Kiss my quiver!
(I love that line!)
Ah, yes.
I haven't been on a comp for a while..
You said you would...
Why? What did he do? *points to senseless miles*
Yes, I will.
Be patient young padawan.
He was doing a whole page of '1st's and it was Golden God damn annoying1 That's all he said!
^How, I am wondering, did you come to the conclusion that I had no sense?
Was it when I was bored and typing in comments to pass time and you lost your patience because you yourself had nothing else to do? For the record, I also got the 1st comment so I don't understand why you are still going on about this. Now stop complaining.
*raises eyebrow*
That simply won't do.
Shall we give him a punishment?
Yay people!!!
Oh and Flame. *is now ignoring Miles otherwise the ending might ruin my outfit for a party at 2* Link to Robin's pic! ~ http://bubblesforblood.blogspot.com/2012/01/robin-snowscar.html
And you didn't have to sit there and watch them come up. It was your choice.
Hi rI'm.
Whatever. I'm leaving now. Bye.
Rl'm ???? What??
And shadow I still think we should punish him.
Hey Rim! Nice badge! Did you hear what Katniss and Peeta are getting called?
Rim. Rim. Godamn typos.
Is it Peeniss? cus that's a stupid name!
Punish who? (Is trying to get cat hairs off silk dress) {Aside to my cat} Sandy, STOP! You'll ruin it and no you're not coming!
Font tell me!!!
No it's Toast! Because Katniss is the girl on fire and Peeta is the boy with the bread! (I laughed so hard when I found out!)
What they called???
Sorry Flame...
Omg LOL!!
I like the snares on fire best!!!
That sounds familiar like a certain part of the males body.
And, shall I say Miles Knox, I hereby are going to punish you for spamming.
*pulls Rim and Shadow into court room. Shackles Miles and drags him in.*
Hmm. Council shall now start.
Miles is all ready gone! {At cat again} Will you stop scratching my arm will I am curling my hair! My BF will think I've been attacked!
Not funny! It kinda hurts and I've just burnt my ear!
Oh, right. Ha he?
Ok. You have a bf? *eyes pop*
Oh not good...
I have to go now! To the dance!
Eyes pop why???
Oh and bye!!!
Bye Dhadow...
And yea.
May I ask what year your in??
1st, why?
U sound quite old but not old old. How olds first year??
12-13
Oh okay! Our first year is 11-12...
Yeah, I'm in ROI.
You must be in England. *nods*
Yea I'm a brit!! But my accent is all dodgy so I don't sound english!
Ha, I'm thirteen in two weeks!!!!!!!
Yeppers, 2 whole weeks.
U'll be a teenager!!
Ha yah. The only dawned that my birthday is on the 22bd and it is now the *counts days* 4th?
Yeah I g2g bye!!!
Aw, ok byezers!
*remembers something* Yesterday, I went to the mall because my sisters wanted legos, and me, Mumzy, and my brother were sitting on the floor with our backs against a pillar outside the store. So when my sisters came out of the store, we walked away and went somewhere else in the mall. But when we came back, my mumzy pointed at where we were sitting. There was now caution tape wrapped around four of the pillars.
So, obviously, my mumzy turned to me and said, "We were sitting there earlier!"
And I said, "Yes, I know."
"Why do you think the caution tape is there?"
"I don't know."
"Well I do. They heard that there was a super pretty ninja in black so they assumed it was Valkyrie Cain and they're trying to find her DNA for they're master, Caelan. Because Caelan loves you."
"What?!"
Hmmm... SOMEONE COME ON!
hi
Yay! There's someone here! HELLO FLAME.
your mother sounds a bit, well wierd.
Well of course she is. I'm related to her. But she's hilarious. Like one time, she was taking Peren somewhere, and there were a couple of kids they drove past and Peren said, "Oh look, there's some of my friends." And my mom said, "But Peren, you don't have any friends," and started laughing. It was awesome.
???,if that isn't social discouragement, idk what is!
It was still funny. And Peren knows that, he was laughing also.
Hi Crystal!
Hello hello helloo
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