In other news, Molly, your tale of woe concerning the author you have to have brunch with had me laughing. I can't wait to find out how the story ends.
In yet other news, I watched the final Sherlock tonight. Much better than last week's, thank God. A relentless plunge into second-guesses and secret plans. Liked it a LOT.
And in even MORE other news, five minutes ago I crossed the 20,000 word mark on Book 7. I don't think I've ever written this fast before. Looks like I'll have it done on time after all...
And to top it all off, here is some religious humour...
... some existential humour...
... and some cat humour...
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«Oldest ‹Older 3801 – 4000 of 4696 Newer› Newest»I'M SO SORRY, BUT I HAVE TO GO.
BYE SPARKY!
Bye.
I was planning on leaving anyway.
IT'S SNOWING!!
*elated me*
SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW
WOOOOOOP!
That is all
*exits blogland*
Hello?
Bye.
omg noone is going to die in 2012!!!!!!!!! even NASA says we r not!!! :)
!!!!!SPARKY!!!!!
When you read this, get to my blog ASAP!!!
Look at the latest post!!!
Guess what it is!!!
Do it now!!!
You too Flame!!!
Why would you need socks?
They're the worst garment of clothing.
Val, we really gotta stop filling up these comment sections.
What the hell? There wasn't even 5000!
I need socks because I'm not going to wear boots without them. Not to mention that my boots have holes in them, and it's raining...
I know!
It's so weird!
And I think I've figured out why the comments are filling up so much!
It's people septupple posting to get first!
WE MUST STOP DOING THAT! (even though I was the first person to do that...)
But I think it's hilarious that we're all using up every post. Derek will take it as a sign to post more often.
He'd better.
I want Derek posting twice a week.
I mean, considering the rate at which we fill his blogs.
Vaaal?
My mum made me promise that I wouldn't get up before dawn today.
I got up at dawn.
Val, it's kinda your go to say something...
Are we all here, now?
I was eating. sorry....
Yes Star.
What's with people and having freaking long names at the moment?
Hi everyone!
BLUEBIRD WAS HERE! BLUEBIRD, SPEAK TO ME ON YOUR BLOG!!! I'M SICK OF TALKING TO MYSELF!!!!
Is the blog really this backed up... Wow
*mumbles something about Flame needing to be on today*
*climbs tree and lies in hammock again*
For the sake of my eyes not being melted by the sun, it's nighttime.
Hi Robin.
*has a song stuck in head* ... Sorry I don't treat you like a goddess, is that what you want me to do, sorry I don't treat you like you're perfect, like all your loyal subjects do...
Hi sparky! Hi val, again!
Sparky my long name makes you able to see me when you scroll down the page and it also tells people stuff about me:)
Okay...
Can't back down, can't slack now, the world needs me to attack now.
Yet I still have to pay ass for these bombs in castle town.
I'm back... again
Hi robin!
I'll TRY not to stay on here so late tonight . . .
Last night i left at 02:02 AM:)
*blinks*
Just give me heart containers and let me spit on my ocarina.
So I can beat that dumbass Ganon all the way to Argentina.
Hi ultermate
I am actually trying to be at least halfway sane at the moment
I have to go, bye!
I feel really sick. *muses*
Cause he's the L to the I to the N to the K,
Wears tights all day don't give a damn what you say.
Got bigger balls than even Evil Keinivel.
And he ain't gonna stop till the world free of evil.
Bye Val!
Aww, bye Val.
What kind of sick Robin?
If you keep posting so many comments, Derek will think we are even crazier than normal... and that's saying somthing
Ultimate, sorry^
Damn spellings
Like I think I might throw up over everything *frowns*
Bye val!
TUNA PASTA!
MEOW!!!!!!!!!
What? I'm perfectly normal, unless you bring up robots, they gon' rule the world someday *nods* They live in desserts and sweet things *wide eyes* They take over your brain.
MEEEEEEE-OOOOOWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
Meow, I'm a snail
Yes Robin.
...
*yawns*
HISSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
No, robots aren't going to rule the world, llamas are!
*looks at Robin* Hello, Gary.
Hehe Val gets it *sneaky face*
LLAMAS CONTROLLED BY ROBOTS :O
*closes eyes and breaths out*
*pokes Sparky* You okay/
Sparky don't forget to breathe in!
*sniffle*
() ()
(=*.*=)
(")_(")
Ima Rabbit
I am up in my hammock, attempting to be at peice with myself.
Ah, *nods* makes sense
*sits and looks pale* You know I really don't feel very well.
a ROBOT-LLAMA RABITTTTT!!!!!!! *falls to ground twitching*
*is seething with anger* I'm going to kill Peren...
What is it Val?
Would you like fries with that?!?!?!?!
Peren never leaves me alone! HE'S SO ANNOYING! He walked into my room, and flung the door wide open, so I told him to go away and shut the door so the heat wouldn't go out. He decided to open the door more and step even further into my room. I told him to leave about 50 more times, but he didn't, so I threw something at him. Then he called me "Isabeiber" because he knows it makes me furious. Then he clung onto the wall when I tried to drag him out. And HE JUST WOULDN'T LEAVE.
*munching on ice pole*
I think I ate too much chocolate
And now I actually have to go... bye
SOOOO... yes on the fries???????
Grrr . . . Phone did funny freezing thing . . .
Bye Val
I am on a laptop.
Bye Val.
Bye strange people!!!!!!
Bye val!
I am on my phone, but my comments don't disappear anymore:)
I think it's unfair I can't eat more than a bar of chocolate without throwing up, I'm chocolate intolerant *dramatic fake crying*
I refuse to be sick. *begins to pace*
I learnt two very important lessons last night:
1: don't stay on blogger until 02:02 AM because it makes me really tired
2: if i DO stay on blogger till late at night, i have to make sure my phone charger's in reach because last night it wasn't and i made a lot of chrashing noises getting it
I was alway on blogger 'til 1 or 2 in the morning last month, I'm just too tired now
*gets phone charger* haha, i've learnt my lesson see?
*half smile*
TROLOLOLOLOLOLOL-
ALL ALFRED'S FAULT!!!
I was tired today . . . Couldn't stop talking to myself . . .
But i didn't want to miss a load of stuff . . .
What is, sparky?
Okay guys I am going to be physically ill right now. Great.
Farewell
Bye Robin, I hope you get better.
Alfred has made me say Lol, Trololol and those things out loud.
HER FAULT.
The web page was not available so i just had to exit and come back in.
Why is the network connection so bad up here? It was fine down there
Bye robin!
Well you said 'firstles' at the top of this page
But that isn't real speaking, i suppose
I need Flame to come on.
Whenever i write a comment, i see you saying firstles and val laughing at you sparky
Oh by the way sparky i was trying to summon you earlier. It didn't work.
My iTouch was out of battery.
I need to change my display name. It's too ridiculously long
That's what I thought.
I can't belive i closed the comment window. Again
Is that okay? Or does it not make much difference?
Not really...
change the nammmmeeee!!!!!!!
ps. Im back... again
Oh it DID make a difference . . .
Meowww!
Meow what?
You sound like finbar's idea of a growling panther
TUNA SANDWICHES!
YAAAAYYYY!!!!!!! FINBAR
MEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FLAME, please come on!
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OR LYNXIA!!!
Flame, Lynxia and Val-
GET YOUR ASSES ON HERE!!!
PLEASE!!!
PLEEEEASE!!!
PLEASE!
CHERRY AND MANGO TIC TACS!
My brother loves tic tacs. He buys them loads. He likes to always have a few hundred million to spare. I like the cherry flavoured ones the best. Then my next favourite is mango.
NOW!!!
NOW!
They are gone... bob killed them *bob puts on wicked expression
BEANS ON TOAST!
Yum i love beans on toast. It's my favourite meal:)
598
*eyes widen*
I think I just found Flame's Skype account!
595
594
593
I dedicate this page to The Legend Of Link rap.
And Flame.
And Shadow.
And Val.
Legend Of Link Rap~So... FUNNY!!!
Flame~ I love you, please come on.
Shadow~ I knew I could trust you. You're amazing.
Val~ Need I say more?
Don't count down, it wastes space.
TUNA MAYO SANDWICHES!
Tuna mayo is my favourite sandwich filling. I have tuna mayo sandwiches at school a lot.
I love tuna mayo.
*Bob..... stop killing blog people... yes I know they are very weird... *
TUNA MAYO PASTA!
Even yummier than tuna mayo sandwiches. Need i say more?
I love tuna mayo . . . *goes into happy daydream*
*yes bob... you CAN kill star*
*But steal her tuna mayo first*
SHEPHERD'S PIE!
Mince is nice. Mash is nice. Nice + nice = really nice. Shepherd's pie is my favourite school meal.
(I can feel my small amount of sanity slowly slipping away . . .)
What sanity... Where? can bob kill it?
*pelts shepards pie at bob*
PEAS!
My cousin loves peas. And green. And football. And everton football team. But anyway, she really likes peas. And i like peas too. One of my favourite vegetables.
I'm moving onto my iTouch again.
you spelled favorite wrong
BACON SANDWICHES!
My second favourite sandwich filling if the bacon is crispy. I love crispy bacon sandwiches.
stop spelling favorite wrong!!!!!
On my iTouch.
No i didn't. We spell favorite favourite in england. And we spell color colour. And honor honour.
Yeah we english are crazy:)
SURE...*looks around suspiciously* Did the Squirrel overlords get to you yet?
What squirrel overlords?
About the spellings, our way was the original way, but when the americans copied our language they changed a few things to make the spellings less crazy. I am telling the truth here.
DAMN YOU SQUIRRELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RASPBERRYS!
My favourite berry:) (FAVOURITE - i'm english ultimate). They just taste so nice. So does raspberry frozen yoghurt. I call it rasp froz yog.
ICE CREAM!
Mmm . . . Lovely and cool . . . With really good flavours . . . I like strawberry and vanilla and toffee . . .
Strawberry and vanilla and toffee all separate, that is.
CADBURYS MILK CHOCOLATE!
Yum . . . It's just so . . . Chocolatey . . .
GALAXY MILK CHOCOLATE!
Such a smooth toffeeish flavour . . .
MALTEASTER BUNNIES!
Really . . . Um . . . Malteastery?
TOFFEE!
I like it because it's hard and sucky
. . . Why am i randomly listing foods again? . . .
Look, once you get talking yo me, i'm actually quite sane. It's when you ignore me that i go crazy.
Star2: *sigh* all alone . . .
Star5: well at least we've got each other
Star2: yeah, i suppose there's that . . .
Star5: tuna mayo is so nice
Star2: agreed
Star5: you like tuna mayo???
Star2: yeah, love it
Star5: same
Star2: i like it with pasta better than in sandwiches, but it's my favourite sandwich filling
Star5: same and same . . .
Star5: tuna mayo is so nice
Star2: agreed
Star5: you like tuna mayo???
Star2: yeah, love it
Star5: same
Star2: i like it with pasta better than in sandwiches, but it's my favourite sandwich filling
Star5: same and same . . .
Star2: i should practice my celli tomorrow
Star5: i'll try to remind you
Star5: we've just plugged the charger in
Stat2: ha, we learnt our lesson after last time
Star2: bored . . .
Star5: same . . .
Star2: we should try to summon sparky again
Star5: oh NO, star2, i am NOT doing THAT again
Star2: how about we make it more exciting, then?
Star5: *looks at what star2 is thinking about* okay then . . .
I'm still here.
Flame, COME ON!!!
Star2: dances round campfire making up rhyming summoning verses*
Star5: *runs round campire yelling* TUNA MAYO TUNA MAYO TUNA MAYO!
Star2: star! You're ruining it!
Star5: well if you're so bothered, why don't we have separate campfires?
Star2: *groans* but it took so long to get the first one going!
Star2: ooh! Hi sparky!
Star5: TUNA MAYO!
Star2: STAR WILL YOU STOP GOING ON ABOUT TUNA MAYO! *carrys on dancing round campfire and sings rhyming verses about tuna mayo*
Please stop saying tuna mayo.
It's kinda creepy...
FLAME!!!
*panics majorly*
GET ON HERE RIGHT THIS SECOND, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU!!!!!!!!
Star5: *joins in with singing*
Star2: oh tuna mayo is so wonderful . . .
Star5: it is the best thing in the world . . .
Star2: sorry, sparky
Star5: TUNA MAYO!
Star2: shut up star
Star5: BEANS ON TOAST!
Star2: YEAH! BEANS ON TOAST!
FLAAAAAAAME!!!
Star2: oh beans on toast are so tomatoey . . .
Star5: they are the best thing in the world . . .
Star2: and they take me into i-insanity . . .
Star5: they make me make up words likr merld . . .
Star5: i know! Let's summon flame!
Star2: now that is not a bad idea . . .
STAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stop wasting space
YES!
SUMMON FLAME!!!
Star2: *does tribal dance around campfire chanting flames name*
Star5: *ditto*
Flame, please come on!
Please, please, please!!!
FFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FLAMEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GET DOWN HERE!!!!!!!!
Star5: flame! Flame! Flame!
Star2: this isn't working . . .
Star5: well have you got a better idea?
Star2: yes, actually . . .
Flame, you wanted to know, and now I can tell you.
Just, please, come on.
Star2: *is sitting down with crossed legs and closed eyes*
Star5: *ditto* ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . .
Star2: stop doing that it's distracting!
Star5: it's what you do when you'te meditating!
Star2: we're not meditating we're summoning!
Star5: oh yeah
Star2: *mutters under breath* flameflameflameflameflame . . .
Star5: *mutters under breath* tunamyotunanayotunamayo . . .
Flame...?
I'll be here for 10 minutes at ye most
I'll be here for 10 minutes at ye most
FLAME!!
*shrieks and hugs him*
Check your e-mail!!!
*hugs*
Kk
*kisses Flame*
I love you.
*stares into his eyes, smiling*
Star2: *reaches out with mind and thinks of flame*
Star5: *reaches out with mind and thinks of tuna mayo*
Star2: *is suddenly surronded by tuna mayo sandwiches and pasta*
Star5: *ditto*
Star2: *glares at star5* star, were you summoning tuna mayo?
Star5: well . . .
Star2: STAR!!!!!!
Star5: what? We both like tuna mayo!
Star2: *growls*
Gah!!!
I didn't get anything!!
KEEP CHECKING, IT'LL BE THERE!!!
It's what yesterday was about.
Oh..
Well...
I suppose.
Ha, yes of course I will.
I love you *kisses his fiancé*
But now I have to go.
I'll bb in 2 hours.
*kisses her again and leaves*
I love you.
*smiles*
Yay!
In two hours!
Hour and 1/2 at earliest.
See you then Flame!
*smiles and hugs him, laughing joyously*
Star2: woo-hoo! My summoning worked!
Star5: *munches on tuna mayo sandwich* and mine too!
Star2: well, yes, but . . .
Star5: but what?
Star2: you weren't meant to be summoning tuna mayo . . .
Star5: *shrugs* so? It still worked. Besides, you can't eat flame
I'm smiling so much.
I love you so much.
*kisses her passionately and gives yet another to stay a bit*
I'm making excuse to stay in my aunties but I have a drive ahead of me.
I'll email you when I get home.
I love you.
Ok now me go.
*kisses Sparky yet again*
I love you.
Okay!
*holds Flame tight*
I can't wait till you can stay.
*kisses Flame, grinning*
Star5: anyone want a tuna mayo sandwich?
Star2: shut up! You're ruining the moment!
*slaps Star5*
Shut up!
Hello-!
Star5: ow!
Star2: serves you right! The sparrow flies south for winter! *hits star5*
Star5: ow ow ow ow ow . . .
Heya Mist!
*is still grinning*
I'm On my it ouch and half asleep so if I stop replying I'm not dead.
Star2: Hi zathract!
Star5: ow . . . Do you want a tuna mayo sandwich, zathract?
AHA! I told you it was that! *jumps around like a madman* I knew it!
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