In other news, Molly, your tale of woe concerning the author you have to have brunch with had me laughing. I can't wait to find out how the story ends.
In yet other news, I watched the final Sherlock tonight. Much better than last week's, thank God. A relentless plunge into second-guesses and secret plans. Liked it a LOT.
And in even MORE other news, five minutes ago I crossed the 20,000 word mark on Book 7. I don't think I've ever written this fast before. Looks like I'll have it done on time after all...
And to top it all off, here is some religious humour...
... some existential humour...
... and some cat humour...
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ARGH really?
*throws knives into a tree*
*yanks them out and then angrily carving in the tree*
*slices both hands and blood marks the tree*
*looks at hands and shrugs*
*sits on floor*
*puts hands in salt water*
*hisses*
*hands are relatively new looking*
hmm after to ours of talking to myself I may leave
*hours
Hmm bye bye
*runs around in circles and hits a wall* *sighs* I hate that Sparky has school again... We haven't gotten to talk to each other since :(
WHY IS IT SO FREAKING EMPTY HERE NOW? THERE'S NEVER ANYONE HERE!
*storms off*
*comes back* *sees that there's still no one here* *growls and leaves again*
It appears the last few people who have come on here have been cursed to speak to themselves for long peroids of time...
IZZ!
You're still here?!
Typical.
WHERE ARE YOU?!
NEVER MIND!
And of course I'm here. I have nothing better to do than sit here and be lonely.
By the way, what time does Sparky get out of school?
Well considering most schools here finish up at 3:30.....
in three hours or so.
THREE HOURS?!
My school finishes at 2:30! And I was there for an extra hour after! Even the elementary schools get out at 3:10! HOW IS IT THAT SCHOOLS GET OUT AT 3:30?!
WHAT TIME DO YOU PEOPLE GO TO SCHOOL?
We start at 9. we have an hour and a half of break time (lunch and recess) then we finish at 3:30 or so.
It varies slightly depending on the school.
9? You're so lucky! I have to be at school, and in class by 8! And I have to get the bus by 7:35!
Wow. That sucks. I only catch the bus at 8:15....
At least you get out earlier!
Have you ever seen Donnie Darko?
No.
*scowls* I hate it here...
It is a most epically wonderful awesome mind f*** of a movie.
Definately worth your time.
Definitely, not definately.
That's just the way I say it when I mean it. DefinATEly
But yeah. There's a demonic bunny rabbit involved!
Called Frank.
There's a demonic bunny in the quest for the holy grail, too.
No no. I say demonic. I mean demonic.
Not just big sharp pointy teeth.
Google images: donnie darko frank
you'll see what I mean.
Actually that might make a good profile pic.....
hmmmmmm.
No.
Better.
Gotta go for a little while. I'll be back. Bye!
Servus.
*comes back, in a terrible mood*
*smashes head against bedframe* *swears*
oh dear. what has happened?
I AM SO ANGRY.
My older brother gets to go on a trip. On a plane. In April.
WHICH IS NOT FAIR. AT ALL.
First of all, more than anything I want to go to Ireland to meet Derek. Which requires going on a plane. MY BIRTHDAY IS IN APRIL. I SHOULD GET TO GO. And what do I get to do while he's gone? I get to sit around at my dad's house with no internet by myself while he gets to be off in New York. IT'S NOT FAIR.
Das ist schrecklich!
You poor thing.
You should stow away. Are there any suitcases big enough to fit you?
*sits in the corner, arms crossed, sulking*
I don't WANT to sit in a suitcase.
Is there anything you can blackmail them with?
*swears* No.
First
First
You could always kill your brother and steal his indentity.
I dedicate this page to Derek, and these things I need to say to him:
1. Derek Landy, you are amazing. Therefore, me and Amanda need to meet you. Desperately. And I'm already going insane with the fact that I can't yet.
2. I ask that you PLEASE say something to Amanda Moore/China Sorrows (the Amanda I referrenced before). Because, I need you to bear in mind, that I wasn't the only one at that party. Amanda was, too, and it wouldn't have been any good without her and her psychopathness. So PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE acknowledge her in some way.
3. My brother Peren would like to know if you play on Xbox Live. If so, he would very much like to know your gamertag, so he can play against you, and that way I could scream in excitement and steal the headphone thingy to talk to you so much you'd explode.
4. I brought my signed copies to school, everyone saw how amazing they were, and started begging for me to let them read them. I'll let them read other copies. Congrats, Derek, I got you some more fans to add to that 200+ I got you already.
5. My mumzy sent you a friend request or whatever on facebook. SAY YES TO THE LADY NAMED STACY WHO SENT YOU A FRIEND REQUEST, PLEASE!!!
6. I'm your biggest fan. No one beats me.
7. HELLO DEREK! HI! HELLO AGAIN! I'M GOING TO DIE IF I CAN'T MEET YOU! *eye twitches like a crazy person*
Oh, and Derek, about the Xbox Live thing, one my brother was playing and he was against someone named 'deathbringer' with a few numbers at the end. Could that be you, by any chance...?
Wunderbar.
*once
I think that was the longest dedication in the history of this blog.
Well on the off chance that Derek does discover the existance of these posts.
I'd like to take the opportunity to say "Guten tag Derek mein name ist Izzy. Vergnügen, Sie kennenzulernen"
*smiles quietly to self*
*existence
*practically trips over cello case*
Klutz.
*gasps in shocked happiness*
They've started selling easter chocolate again!!
*pulls out piece of easter bunny from last year*
I can finally finish my last easter rabbit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have saved this for so long....
*looks dubiously at light brown powery appearance*
Can you get food poisoning from chocolate?
tastes horrible. I thik I might just chuck it away...........
Mind you, that should have been powdery and think. (god I hate keyboards)
*sigh*
I'm gonna go. Traurig Val. Auf wiedersehen.
*looks at how long it's been since I left* Wow... Who would've though that eating dinner and taking a super long shower and doing various other things could take so long?
HELLO!?
VAL!?
VAL!!!
*shrieks*
*tackles*
VAL!!!
*is whispering at monitor*
Please be here, please be here, please be here...
PLEASE!
OH MY GOD SPARKY!!!
*jumps on her back and hugs her with so much forth both topple over*
YES!!!
*jumps up and down screaming*
YESYESYESYESYESYES!!!!!!!!!!!!
I HAVEN'T SPOKEN WITH YOU IN DAYS! I WAS BEGINNING TO FEEL LONELY!
I'm smiling so hard!!!
*hugs Val tightly*
It's been five days, I missed you so much!
*starts screaming again*
F*CK YOU SCHOOL!!!
I HAVE MANAGED TO MAKE A CONNECTION WITH VALKYRIE V. CAIN ANYWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I missed you too! It's weird how different it is, not being able to talk to you! I nearly squealed with joy when I saw you were on!
When I saw that you had posted two minutes ago, my stomach literally lurched.
Thanks for the e-mail by the way.
You're welcome, by the way. XD
How are you!
*is speaking in an unusually high-pitched voice*
I'm gra- *pauses* Well, actually, no, I'm not grand for several reasons.
1. Peren gets to go to New York in April. APRIL. THAT'S MY BIRTHDAY MONTH, NOT HIS.
2. My back is, like, killing me. Not in an old person way, but it hurts to even be typing. I can't even lay down. It sucks.
3. EVERYONE IS BUGGING ME ABOUT WEARING BLACK. IT'S IRRITATING.
On the positve note, though, when I got the signed books I showed one to my other uncle, Cody, and he looked at me, then the picture of Val on the back, then at me again, and said, "Wow, she seriously looks like you."
Sick.
Hey, I have the options of a martial art or archery if Mumzy can't find fencing classes. What should I pick?
MARTIAL ARTS.
I just updated my blog.
Everything that I say is 100% true.
*looks at Izz's comment about killing Peren and stealing his identity* *thinks about it, then shudders* Ew. I'd hate to be Peren. And I could NEVER pass by as him... We look NOTHING alike, on account of the fact that he's a guy and I'm, quite clearly, a girl, and I'm super pale, and he's more Persian-looking than me...
I was thinking martial arts, too, because Peren was pointing out the fact that I would officially know how to fight, and my entire body would be stronger, rather than just one arm from archery...
I'm writing an e-mail to you now Val, so I may be responding slowly.
Ok then.
*awaits email*
I HAVE TO GO TO BED SOON! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
It's sent.
BRB.
I read it.
That's not terrible, it's funny.
*moves slightly and winces* Owww...
I AM BACK!!!!!
IT'S FUNNY TO YOU, BECAUSE YOU KNOW I DIDN'T MEAN IT!!!!!!!!!!!
If my History teacher had heard me say that...
Did you read the update on my blog?
And now, I get to keep writing.
*smiles and yawns*
This short story is going to be EPIC.
Val?
*walks into room, after discussing what to do about my back* *trips on music stand and fals* *practically screams in frustration*
I would consider moving that.
I threw it across the room. It deserved that.
Well, maybe you won't trip over it anymore.
Did you read the update on my blog?
*thinks*
I think I may have scared one of the new girls...
I introduced myself as Sparky, which may have confused her slightly...
*hugs Val again*
Damned school. Timezones.
I don't know how I'm managing without you AND Frog...
All the eighth graders at my school think my name's Valkyrie because I refused to tell them that it wasn't.
Nice.
It's weird, because I'm the only person who calls Alfred Alfred, and I was running around at lunch today asking people:
'Have any of you seen Alfred?'
And they'd look at me and say:
'Who's Alfred?'
And I would sigh, say her real name and groan when they said that they didn't know where she was.
Hahaha :D
I always know where everyone is, so when someone asks me, I just refuse to tell them until I've been bribed. *grins mischievously*
*laughs*
I have to meet you in real life.
*shrugs* I am amazing.
I am also amazing.
I think if you, me and Derek stood in the same room together, there would be some sort of seismic event.
*suddenly remembers me and Amanda's plan* *starts typing quickly*
...?
If we stood in the same room together, I would probably shriek and faint, then someone would have to catch me. Then it'd be the scene from book one again, except there would be three people.
Yeppers.
Yeppers indeedy.
Oh, yes, the plan. We're going to send Derek a book that has 80 pages consisting on something similar to this:
COME TO WASHINGTON
COME TO WASHINGTON
COME TO WASHINGTON
COME TO WASHINGTON
COME TO WASHINGTON
COME TO WASHINGTON
COME TO WASHINGTON
COME TO WASHINGTON
Yo Val, can I mention Anomaly in the story?
Mention, not use.
*smiles*
That plan sounds just like you Val.
I know. I'm already typing the intro.
So can I mention Anomaly?
And I start school at 8:30 and finish at 3:15 if you were wondering.
Ah.
And yes, Anomaly can be mentioned. If you want, Audacious can, too.
Excellent.
Hayley is witnessing half a conversation between Anomaly and Ivy. I'll post it here when I'm finished, I'm enjoying writing this greatly.
Okee.
Done! I'm going to post the half page that I've written tonight. It starts with Ivy teleporting.
You can say whether you like it or not, but I did my best...
HERE IT IS:
They appeared in the centre of Stonehenge, which was splattered with blood. Hayley moved to touch it, but Sparky gripped her wrist.
‘Remember what I said about not touching the blood? That’s important. I’m going to see if I have anything else on the zombies.’ Sparky sat on a rock and pulled her notebook out again, she was about to open it when she looked at Hayley again.
‘And, uh, it might be a good idea for you to put shoes on, but you don’t have to.’ She finished. Hayley scowled and looked at Ivy. Ivy was doing something on her phone. She put it to her ear.
‘Hi. I’m not coming tonight. No, I can’t. Is being out of the country a good enough excuse? No? Why not? I know that but-‘ Ivy groaned. ‘I’m helping a friend, okay?’ Ivy said. There was a muffled yell on the other side that sounded like ‘You have a friend?’ Ivy frowned.
‘I’m thirteen, yes, I have a friend. They aren’t from Washington. Australia. I’m in London. Look, Anomaly, can’t I just not come? I didn’t want to go anyway. Of course I didn’t want to go. You actually thought I wanted to go? Okay. I can stay? Thanks. What? Yes, I’m killing things. Ugh. Bye.’ Ivy hung up and scowled at Hayley.
‘You do know that it’s rude to eavesdrop, right?’
*bursts out laughing* That's so what I would do, especially that last part. "You do know that it's rude to eavesdrop, right?"
That's what I thought.
I knew you would like that last bit.
When I can see you doing that, I know I've gotten it right.
Val?
I like how Ivy argues. That's what I do. Argue until I get my way, out of sheer stubbornness to do something else.
Fantastic.
Indeed. My book thing to Derek is going well. *copies and pastes to make things faster*
*is talking on the phone to Frog*
*is pasting the same thing for ten pages*
*is pasting the same thing for ten pages*
*already has 90 pages typed*
*rolfs*
I'm serious! *checks page number* 93 pages!
Be prepared, Derek!!!
Okay, I'm off the phone and I have twenty more minutes before dinner.
*cracks knuckles*
Time to type.
Oh, one more thing, I've actually sort of stopped responding when people say my giving name.
THANK YOU BLOGLAND!
The other day I was talking to Polar Bear Girl and I was saying, "...I seriously love it when people call me Valkyrie. I mean, my uncle saw Mortal Coil and said I looked just like her, and he didn't even know that was Valkyrie. I've almost stopped responding to..." I faltered. "Whatever my name is..."
That's really funny.
Most of the people I've spoken to in the last two days are calling me Sparky anyway.
Which, when I think about it, they didn't do last term...
Val?
GOTTA GO, BYE!!!
I finished! And with about 130 something pages!
BYE SPARKY! I HAVE TO GO TOO!
Bye Val.
Anyone here?
In that case, good bye!
Can't sleep, dreading Swimming Carnival.
*sighs*
Unh.
Yay Simpsons I love mr burns
Anyone on?
Mmm....live chickens....*drools*
Anyone hear called Milhouse?
Sorry, HERE
I live to read Skulduggery!!!
Im just lookin for a good night oh
I'm not lookin for the right time no
What I really wanna say here right now
Is shut your mouth and let the music speak out loud
Baby otter smiles!
Lolo
The clown is down.
da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da...DA DA DA DA.
Mi mi mi mi mi
I love Skulduggery Pleasant. Na na na na na, na NA NA NA.
*bites Eve's arm off in greeting* *hides blood*
Grr. Now I'll have to grow another back.
*grows arm back*
*does victory dance* I got Eve's arm, I got Eve's arm, I got Eve's arrrrmmmmmmm.....
*throws Eve's arm at Eve, so that the hand smacks her in the face*
*leaves again, on account of the fact that it's 3:35 AM*
Ow! I know that smack like the back of my hand!
...I realise that wasn't even remotely funny.
Aw! No fair. It's ten past ten at night for me!
Si quello di cui ho sognato per tutta la giornata
Tu colui che ci penso sempre
Sei tu colui così mi assicuro mi comporto!
Il mio amore è il tuo amore, il tuo amore è il mio amore
Baby, ti amo, ho bisogno di te qui
Dammi tutto il tempo
Bambino che vuole essere
Lei mi ha preso, sorridendo tutto il tempo
Perché si sa come darmi che
Si sa come tirarmi indietro
Quando vado runnin, runnin
Tryin 'per allontanarsi da amare ya
Tu sai quanto mi ami duro
Non voglio mentire, sto cadendo duro
Sì, sto cadendo per te ma non c'è niente di sbagliato in questo
Si quello di cui ho sognato per tutta la giornata
Tu colui che ci penso sempre
You Are The One Così mi assicuro mi comporto!
Il mio amore è il tuo amore, il tuo amore è il mio amore
Si quello di cui ho sognato per tutta la giornata
Tu colui che ci penso sempre
You Are The One Così mi assicuro mi comporto!
Il mio amore è il tuo amore, il tuo amore è mio
Baby Come, strappare me ora, Hold Me Now
Mi fanno venire in vita
Avete ottenuto il dolce tocco
Sono così felice, sei venuto nella mia vita
Perché si sa come darmi che
Si sa come tirarmi indietro
Quando vado runnin, runnin
Tryin 'per allontanarsi da amare ya
Rihanna tu colui lyrics found on http://www.directlyrics.com/rihanna-you-da-one-lyrics.html
Tu sai quanto mi ami duro
Non voglio mentire, sto cadendo duro
Sì, sto cadendo per te ma non c'è niente di sbagliato in questo
Si quello di cui ho sognato per tutta la giornata
Tu colui che ci penso sempre
You Are The One Così mi assicuro mi comporto!
Il mio amore è il tuo amore, il tuo amore è il mio amore
Si quello di cui ho sognato per tutta la giornata
Tu colui che ci penso sempre
You Are The One Così mi assicuro mi comporto!
Il mio amore è il tuo amore, il tuo amore è il mio amore.
E sì Sono un po 'pazzo,
Questo è ciò che accade bambino,
Quando lo metti giù
Avresti dovuto dare a me
Buona così,
Deve averlo colpito in quel modo,
Mi aveva Yellin 'così
Non sapevo che avrebbe avuto me tornare
Si quello che mi sento
Si quello che mi piace
Non è forse nessun altro, che è come te
Non c'è solo una, uno, uno
Nessun bambino solo uno, uno
Scommetto che volete sapere
Si quello di cui ho sognato per tutta la giornata
Tu colui che ci penso sempre
You Are The One Così mi assicuro mi comporto!
Il mio amore è il tuo amore, il tuo amore è il mio amore
Si quello di cui ho sognato per tutta la giornata
Tu colui che ci penso sempre
You Are The One Così mi assicuro mi comporto!
Il mio amore è il tuo amore, il tuo amore è mio
I love Skulduggery Pleasant!
Ek is mal Skulduggery Pleasant!
M'encanta Skulduggery agradable!
Volim Skulduggery Prijatno!
Miluji Å¡lo o nekalé machinace pÅ™Ãjemné!
Jeg elsker Skulduggery Pleasant!
Ik hou van gesjoemel Aangenaam!
Ma armastan Kieroilu Meeldiv!
Pag-ibig ko Skulduggery Pleasant!
Rakastan kieroilu miellyttävää!
J'aime Skulduggery agréable!
Eu amo ardiloso Pleasant!
Ich liebe Skulduggery Pleasant!
Mwen renmen Skulduggery Pleasant!
Szeretem Skulduggery Pleasant!
Ég elska Skulduggery Pleasant!
Aku mencintai kejahatan Menyenangkan!
Is breá liom Skulduggery Pleasant!
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Quisque Skulduggery Pleasant!
Es mīlu Skulduggery Jauki!
Man patinka Skulduggery Maloni!
Saya suka pincang Pleasant!
I love Skulduggery pjaċevoli!
Jeg elsker Skulduggery Pleasant!
Kocham Skulduggery Pleasant!
Eu amo Ardiloso Pleasant!
Îmi place Skulduggery Plăcut!
Milujem iÅ¡lo o nekalej machinácie prÃjemné!
I love Skulduggery Prijetno!
Me encanta Skulduggery agradable!
Mimi upendo Skulduggery Pleasant!
Jag älskar Skulduggery Pleasant!
Ben komplo Keyifli seviyorum!
Tôi yêu Skulduggery Pleasant!
Rwyf wrth fy modd Skulduggery Pleasant!
TTFN! Ta ta for now!
Anyone on??????? *looks around blogland hopefully*
I don't think so...
HEY SPARKY
*hugs*
How are you??
Great.
How're you NJ?
Good.
I found out I am going to get a U in PE :P
I am such a lazy sod
It's the swimming carnival today.
That's my single least favourite day of the year.
Fortunately, I don't have to swim.
Gotta go!
Okay Bye
Hey Robin
Heya
*hugs*
How're you??
Tired, yourself?
Good, I'm tired as well.
I wish it was Friday Evening
Same gotta chemistry test tomorrow -.-
I gotta go bye
HI PEOPLE!!!!!
WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE NEVER HERE?
*thinks* I have the option of swimming or a museum.... SWIMMING.
*groans*
I. Am. Soaked.
In real life. Just because I wasn't swimming in this carnival, doesn't mean I can't stand in the torrential downpour screaming:
'PRESTOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!! PRESTOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!GOOOOOOOOO PRESTOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
I have far too much spirit.
Letter N!
No gimmicks!
Hey, this is the random stuff I warned you about.
Um, hello?
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