In other news, Molly, your tale of woe concerning the author you have to have brunch with had me laughing. I can't wait to find out how the story ends.
In yet other news, I watched the final Sherlock tonight. Much better than last week's, thank God. A relentless plunge into second-guesses and secret plans. Liked it a LOT.
And in even MORE other news, five minutes ago I crossed the 20,000 word mark on Book 7. I don't think I've ever written this fast before. Looks like I'll have it done on time after all...
And to top it all off, here is some religious humour...
... some existential humour...
... and some cat humour...
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Sparky?
Valkyrie?
Phoenix?
....how rude.
Back, sorry I disappeared.
How despicable.
Oh, right. That's cool. HI!
Hi.
*groans*
I am so wet...
I am now getting views from the US also.
Wet? Was it raining? Or did you fall down a waterfall when you just couldn't take it anymore?
Raining. Read my comment up there.
*points about ten comments up*
My responses shall be slow, I'm writing Echo.
Cool. Echo, echo, echo, echo...
Ooh, swimming. I don't see the point of swimming races. I just stay afloat.
Well I sink.
Fastly.
Back to writing...
*slaps forehead*
Sitting in rain prevents me from planning what to write next.
Oh, Sparky, just manipulate the water around you!
Where did Valkyrie and Phoenix go?
Here are my guesses:
Valkyrie's gone off to solve mysteries with a skeleton who shall remain anonymous.
And Phoenix has gone to...I dunno, burn up or something.
I'm not elemental.
I think.
I think I'm an adept.
We should ask Derek about this...
Yes, we should. If only we could...
I think I'm an Elemental. I mean, if I had a taken name, it would be Mahogany Reen. And the Mahogany Reen I made up was an Elemental, but she's not me. Not really. I don't know. I love all the characters I made up. They're like my X men. Actually, an accurate name for them would be my J women, but whatever.
Okay...
I'm reading, so I won't be responding.
Hehe. I get that a lot.
Okay. Um, bye.
Skulvalkchinsolo
Burnhomecarllenn
Fryscrubendprof
Shelleonrajburn
Oh god. If I had one wish it would be to meet Derek Landy.
But when have my wishes ever come true?
Hey hey heu
Hey hey hey!
When do I get my signed books?
Oh sheesh y'all this thing keeps stuffing up
Hi! *face lights up*
Are you here or still reading/writing?
Reading still.
This story I'm reading is super mega awesome fantastic.
And she told me it was bad...
What's the book called? Does it start with S?
Who told you it was bad?
TWISTY!!!
Uh....is the book called Twisty or did Twisty tell you it was bad? Or both?
Neither.
There was a twist in the story.
It's by a friend from school, and it doesn't have a title, but I swear, it's the best thing other than Val's story I've read for a long while.
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FIRST!!!!!!
FIRST!!!
I'll be hoping to top that one day. You'll see. And then they'll all wish they were nicer to me...*becomes momentarily evil*
DAMMIT!!!! DAMMIT DAMMIT DAMMIT!!!
...
I dedicate this page to...
Eve, Val, Shadow, Robin and Flame.
Eve~ You are good. I do like your stuff.
Val~ Well, what needs to be said?
Shadow~ For always being nice to me.
Robin~ For always being helpful.
Flame~ Because even if it doesn't appear to be that way, I still like you.
Well, I'm getting a bit Spoiled here. Two pages dedicated to me? You're too kind. WHEN I get my page, I'll have a humongous dedication.
I need to have dinner.
BYE!!!
You like my stuff? Cool. I'm going to be entering a book into this make-a-book competition. I think I really like this one that I'm thinking of.
Me too. Soon. Bye, Sparky!!!
I'll be on another blog page now.
SPARKY, COME BACK.
*falls over, practically unconscious*
I'm wet too, Sparky. I went swimming with Polar Bear Girl.
And I swear, every five minutes she pulled my leg underwater and screamed "CAELAN!!!"
Urgh... I think I'm gonna go...
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
DON'T BE GONE!
FML!!!
AND NOW MY HEAD HURTS, I'M COUGHING AND MY NOSE IS BLOCKED.
I am going to sue school. FIRST They force me to talk here at the worst times THEN They have school photos AND THEN They get me sick because I was sitting in the rain for six hours.
Lolololololo
Sparky?
Valkyrie?
Anyone?
Noooooooooooooooooooooo!
Eve!?
EVE!?
Are you gone?
oh sorry I have to go now i might be back....bye
Well.
I'm going to sleep.
Ah! Cobras!
Anyone on?
Quoting Simpsons
Butter your bacon
I just don't know what to do
Alright! Trash cookies!
Cha ching
One hundred percent organic beef
Happy happy new year
We're back from 6 am
Please post again, Derek.
Aw.
Vorrei davvero avrò la possibilità di parlare di Derek Landy in questa vita.
I will kill you with this thumb.
Oh Sheesh y'all. Twas un sogno
Twas a dream.
You ate my puke.
Okay just don't respond to that one
Kick ghosh uh
Pack rani wyeth
Rode OECD trash
Disc surf witch
Sits did Rick
ugh i give up buh buh
Guff gig ruff
Derek Landy, if you read this, I just want to say that I'm dying to meet you! I really want to! Really! Uh, that's it.
Sigh. I fear I never will. Would you please please please please with a live chicken on top come to Adelaide for your next book signing? Pleeeeeease? I'm afraid if you come to a different state my parents will say no. And then I'll have to start begging and crying and arguing and then begging some more and then come up with some brilliantly pitiful line that will leave them speechless, and I really don't want to do that. Pleeeeeeeease! Close enough for me to be allowed to go, but also far enough do that a certain someone won't decide to come with me. I shall say no more!
And now for bed!
Hello.
Hi!!! (Finally! Someone to talk too!)
Hey, did you read the dedication to this page?
Yes! Thank you! *hugs*
K
I have returned.
You're welcome.
*smiles*
*smiles back* Editing pics on a computer takes longer than I thought. I've been working on it for days!
*frowns at an e-mail Val sent me*
ARGH.
Argh.
Good luck with the editing.
'Argh' what?
ARGH, Hayley's going to Seattle and Val's mum thinks they can meet up, and I want to go, AND IT WAS SO CLOSE FOR A SECOND THERE.
*droops shoulders*
Argh.
*pats your shoulder* It's OK. I'm sure you'll get to meet Val one day. And what was so close. *takes out bow and starts shooting vultures* Kiss my quiver, stupid bird!
Hey Flame, I think Sparky went back to sleep...
hi shadow..
When I found out that Hayley was going to Seattle, she said it on the blog while Val and I were talking and we FREAKED.
So, then I begged Hayley to get me to come, which she said was impossible and it was too late.
So I kinda forgot about the whole thing until I checked my e-mail a second ago where Val was telling me that her mum thinks that Val and Hayley could meet up.
Which is ALSO impossible, because they're only going to be in Seattle for a day.
So I'd much rather forget about the whole thing to be honest.
I finished my pic of Robin if you want to see it?
Flame, read the dedication if you hadn't yet.
I think you should forget about the trip and just do something fun! *continues shooting birds and targets* You like archery?
I think I'm sick.
You're sick? Why? School?
Swimming Carnival yesterday.
Six hours. Standing in rain. Screaming 'PRESTOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!' over and over and over.
Oh. That sounds like fun though! *hands Sparky a bow and some arrows* It'll make you feel better!
*shakily holds up bow and arrow*
Uh...
*pulls back arrow, aiming for an apple*
*lets go and steps back when the arrow actually hits the apple*
Are these rigged?
Nope. You can shoot! *aims for a knock in a tree, fires and hits it* I've had training since I was five. (No joke)
Whoa, really?
*turns in a full 360*
Where did Flame go?
I was just wondering the same thing... *turns and starts to shout* Flame? Where'd you go?
*starts yelling then coughs*
Can you do it?
Sure. *shouts Flame's name again* I think he's gone. He might be back.
Okay.
*continues to shoot target dummies*
*lies down, watching the arrows fly over me*
Why are you lying down? *hits arrow between your legs*
*flinches*
Because that's what I'm doing in real life.
Please don't point that at me.
OK. Where do you want me point it? Hmm? I've got nothing to shoot! *sits grumpily on the floor*
I might have to go in a min...
I think my iTouch is going to run out of battery soon anyway.
I'll try and get the laptop in five minutes.
hey
OK. I want something to shoot! *getting a little whinny* You gonna shoot some more? You're good.
Ah, Flame - you return...
Did you read the dedication Flame?
I've gotta go! Bye! *hugs*
P.S. - I think Flame's ditched!
Bye Shads.
Hello. sorry im caught up in a BUG arguement on chat, im trying to act neutral, but so want to rip aquilas head off.
sparky, yes i read 4 times, just to make sure.
shadow come o chat when you get a chance, im a moderater now. *smiles*
we so need to catch up. i've got a new girlfriend on here,,
and yet again, i dont feel fior her,,
so yeah.
bye Shadow
One last thought before I depart! Nico di Angelo FTW! (screw Percy and Luke!)
Flame, can I ask what is good about chat?
Zoe.
Zoe ALWAYS Shadow.
Electricity, remember?
*grins cheekily*
Nothing, its just since their hjasnt been a new post, the bother of posting here and no one ever comes on
Remeber? armies of fire warriors!
Yeah but Nico is
a) Son of Hades (if I could choose I'd be daughter on Nemesis) which is COOL!
b) If he was my age he would be hot
c) He's has a mean and grudge streak like me
He's just nice!
Now I really have to go or my Aunt will kill me and I'll have to meet Nico's dad and Zeus knows I don't want to do that yet!
(Percy Jackson related humour is funny!)
...
But it isn't HERE.
It's so random chatroom that any old person can find if they look.
...
I just don't get it.
Yes Percy Jackson humor is funny.
*shakes head*
i cnat be bpothered with anything anymore
I'm just finishing my book, and then I'll move to the laptop.
Book? How many chapters?
Book? How many chapters?
Done.
I was reading something, not writing.
ok, am you here?
Yeppers, I'm just finishing a story that I've ben reading on the laptop, and then the blog shall have my full attention.
Holy Crakermoly that was a good story...
HEY YOU HERE? im blacking in and out
HEY YOU HERE? im blacking in and out
YES I AM NOW!!!
im here,
I noticed.
Really, How? *looks around*
WHAT WITH YOUR SLOW RESPONSES, IT'S EASY TO TELL.
And? im just being sick of this lately.
http://xat.com/AquilaFelis
?
Why send me that link?
*shrugs* just,
how are you anyway?
Sick. Pissed.
You?
why? what happened?
Sick- I was standing in the rain for six hours yesterday screaming.
Pissed- My friend Hayley is going to Seattle and when I found out, she said it on the blog while Val and I were talking and we FREAKED.
So, then I begged Hayley to get me to come, which she said was impossible and it was too late.
So I kinda forgot about the whole thing until I checked my e-mail a second ago where Val was telling me that her mum thinks that Val and Hayley could meet up.
Which is ALSO impossible, because they're only going to be in Seattle for a day.
So I'd much rather forget about the whole thing to be honest.
Ah. i need to check my email.
and im writing, so ill be slow
That's cool.
I'm writing too.
...
NO IDEAS ARE COMING!!!
yeah, im stuck too
Oh!
I got one!
funnily enough, so do i.
How coincidental!
*stares out the window* It's SUNNY in February?! HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE???
yeah.. what you writingabiut?
Sh*t!
I TOOK ME THREE MINUTES TO REALISE VAL SAID THAT.
Heya Val!
oh yay! VAL V!
Hi Sparky! Hi Flame!
*runs around in new Valkyrie coat*
You got a new one!?
I sent you back an e-mail by the way.
I saw it.
And yes, now I have... *thinks* I think I have, like, 5 Valkyrie coats now. It might be more than that... Anyway, this one is like hers from Death Bringer, because it isn't long like all the others. I tried to find one with dark red sleeves, but I couldn't...
Aw...
ARGH!
GRAAAAAAH.
is slightly going to be left out for the next while...
*moves to slam head against wall, then thinks better of it*
SO. FRUSTRATED.
Not as frustrated as ME. I went to a doctor place thing today about my back hurting, and as they were checking they said that I have that really bad thing that starts with an 'S'... Which means I have to have my shoulders back at all times, and.... and...
I CAN'T READ AS OFTEN.
WHAT!?
THAT'S WHAT I SAID!
Apparently, reading causes people to hunch forward. Which is bad for me. And then he said that playing cello is probably making it worse!
I CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT READING AND PLAYING CELLO! THOSE ARE TWO OF MY FAVOURITE THINGS!
And I have to go to the park now, because I'm being forced to. BYE SPARKY!!!!
BUT THAT'S HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUT THAT'S HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bye Val...
bye val.
What are you writing?
AND WHEN DO I APPEAR IN THE APOCALYPSE STORY?
Flame!?
I really want to know!
i'm writing about the knights of alvek.
a new story which is part fanfic
and part 11
Part 11...
PART ELEVEN ISN'T ON YOUR BLOG!!!
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