In other news, Molly, your tale of woe concerning the author you have to have brunch with had me laughing. I can't wait to find out how the story ends.
In yet other news, I watched the final Sherlock tonight. Much better than last week's, thank God. A relentless plunge into second-guesses and secret plans. Liked it a LOT.
And in even MORE other news, five minutes ago I crossed the 20,000 word mark on Book 7. I don't think I've ever written this fast before. Looks like I'll have it done on time after all...
And to top it all off, here is some religious humour...
... some existential humour...
... and some cat humour...
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«Oldest ‹Older 2401 – 2600 of 4696 Newer› Newest»Have you ever talked to A.L.I.C.E?
...No?
It's a computer program that you can talk to and it will reply. The idea is that it convinces you it's human.
I started arguing with it........
I'll see...
LAST SONG, BRC!!!!
I just had this conversation half a minute ago:
ALICE: What are your goals in life?
Izzy: I want to be an illegal arms dealer.
ALICE: I don't see the difficulty.
Izzy: Well, if I get caught I'll go to prison.
ALICE: Try it.
Izzy: I will. Thanks.
ALICE: Go ahead. Don't mention it.
*rofl*
*still watching and singing*
And now I'm listening Spin Around on Youtube.
I am obsessed with this song.
I like Cleverbot better.
I've never tried that one.
It's really funny when you start arguing with it.
Wunderbar.
haha. It just told me it was Superman.
I got go now! Auf weidersehen!
Bye Izz!
Eve didn't whether she was coming back or not...
And I now back to writing go.
Yes...
I feel like talking to someone...
I posted that last comment the second someone came on Skype.
That was so cool.
NO MORE WRITING!
*smiles*
This holidays I wrote 36 PAGES!!!!
That's a lot.
No one else is here. That makes me sad.
Sages!
....Anyone on?
Sparky?
HELLO EVE!
I'm playing Ocarina of Time, do my responses will be slow.
I go to school tomorrow. The only thing I have to look forward to is showings friends the pile of papers I wrote in the hols.
36 pages...
Izz?
HI!
That's a lot of pages.
Yes it is.
So have you fully updatified yourself?
Tha make sense.
I am not playing anymore.
Um, I'm sure it makes sense, Sparky, but I don't know what it means. Please elaborate.
Have you read Echo's update?
You don't have too, and I acknowledge that you're in school term, but I like it when people comment there.
I like it when people comment on my blog too. But they hardly ever do...
Oh! No, I haven't! I'll read it right now.
When you update your blog next, I'll comment on it there.
Hey, thanks.
*giggles*
I think my inner Russia is rearing it's head...
*laughs* Yeah. Uh, sorry, haven't fiished yet. I'm getting a bit delayed. Bear with me please.
It's cool...
*shoves thumbs in pockets and kicks a rock*
Are you done yet?
Gotta go.
I read it. I AND I commented. I really love this story.
Damn. Well, bye.
DUDE! EVE! ENGLISH WOULD BE APPRECIATED!!!!
Don't worry, I translated it.
BYE!!!
Hello is the martian
Okay, so I am commenting here, Derek, in the hope that you will read this because BEBO IS BLOODY CLOSED DOWN AND I'M JUST SO UPSET RIGHT NOW I CAN'T EVEN....
FVBGKUHIJDNHFKJS.
Yeah.
So...
Yeah.
Brb wallowing in depression.
Also the new Death Bringer cover is amazing. As usual *grumbles about Tom's art*
Also Bebo closing down isn't helping with my Reichenbach sadness that I'm still suffering from. *sobs into Sherlock DVD*
SoyeahgetfacebookorTwitterorsomethingplease :I
Okay, so I am commenting here, Derek, in the hope that you will read this because BEBO IS BLOODY CLOSED DOWN AND I'M JUST SO UPSET RIGHT NOW I CAN'T EVEN....
FVBGKUHIJDNHFKJS.
Yeah.
So...
Yeah.
Brb wallowing in depression.
Also the new Death Bringer cover is amazing. As usual *grumbles about Tom's art*
Also Bebo closing down isn't helping with my Reichenbach sadness that I'm still suffering from. *sobs into Sherlock DVD*
I have posted a new, uh, story, onto my blog. Can everyone read and comment please?
*eats live chicken*
Hey, is anyone here? I think my Blogger is working now...
So, if anyone can read this... I think that a better place to come and talk would be:
xat.com/AquilaFelis
Quite a few people go on there.
Well, when I say quite a few... I mean pretty much everyone :P
Wah! I can't! I'm on the main computer!
DRAGONA GO POST A COMMENT ON MY BLOG> NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DRAGONA GO POST A COMMENT ON MY BLOG> NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DRAGONA GO POST A COMMENT ON MY BLOG> NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flame? You still here?
YEPPERS
Hello! I've just finished my drawing of Robin! It has taken me about.. *counts a little* An hour!
i am currently sending you an email, labelled HELL's motions
LINK ME
Link you on what? And I'll check my e-mail!
Link to your drawing, presumong you put it up?
I'm gonna put it up as soon as I've scanned it into my computer. You'll be the first to see it!
maybe not, i have to go.
*hugs* maybe you can email it to me?
see you later maybe or tomorrow
Bye! *hugs*
Dedication..
I dedicate this page to the Minions of Derek Landy as we seem to get very little recognition!
Hello?
*groans*
Which am I groaning over, first day of school or how close I came to shattering both my elbows yesterday...
I'm going to go with school, noting that the bruises on my elbows are ridicuolously huge and purple.
Hello to anyone that may read this.
hiya sparky
Hello.
Uh oh...
Gotta go, sorry.
Byeza..
im sending you a story so check your email!
Okay.
I followed your blog. BYE!!!
Dereeeeek why you no post
I have physics to revise...
*tantrum* I hate physics it's too mathsyyy
*frowns* bye for now
Okay, Derek, listen.
*cough, cough*
This is my email, use it wisely.( meaning email me) please!!! Im loyal and trustworthy! Yes! I am!
So please could you email me? Cos I've been on so many times when You have said hi to so many people. *pouts*
Conor.Brummell@gmail.com. Now!
*pets cat*
I have been at two of your book signings, both times, I have stood frozen, but I took half days just for you and you were chuffed. You asked me stuff and I answered 'yes'or
'no'.. And I can't wait till next time, cos you will be beggingfor me to leAve *grins*
And if you do email me, (which I doubt will happen) *sad face* I will not give it to anyone else, PROMISE!
Pleaseplease Pleaseplease PleasepleasePleaseplease Pleaseplease Pleaseplease!!!!
Btw, I'm. Boy *smiles*
Cos, you know, you never said hi.
*pouts*
HELLO.
SPARKY, YOU'RE STORY WITH IVY IS AWESOME.
Although, of course it is. Ivy's a character. But it's also just awesome in general!!!
*speaks to Sparky inside her head* I love that I can do this... It's so amazing...
WHY IS THERE NEVER ANYONE HERE?!
Derek, in English today I was reading my signed copy of Playing With Fire. As you well know, you gave me the new paperbacks. And the paperbacks were meant for fixing spelling errors, yes? Well, I noticed one on page 177, in this paragraph:
Skulduggery's left hand came up to Vengeous's face, the fingers flexing, and Vengeous swatted the hand away before Skudluggery could push at the air. Vengeous punched, again and again, and grinned down at him.
If you didn't see it, it says Skudluggery, rather than Skulduggery.
I even checked in my other two copies of the book, and found it there, too...
So, if you ever have another paperback, you may want to fix that. Granted, it's not easy to see, but it's still there. And I saw it with my ninja-detectiveness. (My friends didn't even notice until I had pointed it out for the four hundredth time. They said it was the same until I said, "Skulduggery and Skudluggery don't sound the same! They aren't spelled the same, either!")
*taps fingers on table impatiently* I need Sparky to tell me what she thinks of chapter five already...
*sighs irritably*
I WANNA TALK TO SOMEONE ALREADY!!! SOMEONE COME ON!!!
*opens up packet of Skittles* *starts laughing* Everytime I eat these I can only think of when Valkyrie pulls the half eaten pack of Skittles from her pocket as her 'gift to the Death Bringer' XD
I got my t shirt and sneakers on
Val?
Anyone on?
Why is nObosy on these days?
EVE, ARE YOU STILL HERE?
Ch-ch-ch-ch CHANGES!
Val? You here?
Val?
Oh no, please don't tell me you left.
Froooooooooooooooooooooowny faaaaaaaaaace!
Valkyrie V. Cain! You answer me RIGHT NOW!
*threatens to take blood*
Oh, come on, Val!
Vaaaaaaaaaaal.
I SWEAR, I WAS HERE, BUT I HAVE TO GO TO BED NOW!!!
And...
FLAME PHOENIX, CHECK. YOUR. EMAIL.
Bye!!!!!!!!
*hides blood while sprinting away from Eve's wrath*
Vaaalkyrieee. This is your coooooncience. Taaalk to Eeeeeeeve....noooooow.
Aw.
I never even got to take her blood. :(
You know it's 4:15pm in South Australia.
We all love to see you C M ilin'...
*pokes head back in* CREEPER CONSCIENCE.
*leaves again*
Timmy tom tim went to tim tom toom tom toom, timmy tom tim...
I'm very creepy. Like, Omen creepy.
EVE JACKSON
THE FIRST PERSON TO FLY A MICROLIGHT/ULTRLIGHT TO AUSTRALIA UNASSISTED
Very true. I'm searching my name. I'm awesome.
Eve Jackson
Owner of Red Feather Design
Eve Jackson
Independent Writing and Editing Professional
Also, I'm some sort of french news presenter.
Oh, I'm a footballer now.
Twiddly dum, twiddly dee
Hello?
I may or may not return.
lolololo
Anyone on?
Yes.
Not for long, I need to sleep.
Well, I appear to be alone.
I'm looking forward to tomorrow morning, I have double elective History first thing.
That's excellent.
I cannot believe I'm in Year 9, it feels so...
Big.
And I'm going to sleep now.
Nighty night Blogland!
Aw. Bye Sparky. Anyone else?
Depends.
Well, I just waited for a half hour. I'm really going to sleep this time.
BYE!!!
Lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo lo, lo lo lo lo lo, lo
Dammit. Uh, anyone else?
sigh bye
Hi.
If I disappear, I've most likely gone back to sleep.
What time is it for you?
Yo, Shadow.
*yawns*
im not actually on i just needed to change my pic...
5:19am.
I'm guessing it's pretty early!
(Thanks for commenting on my pic BTW!)
Okay then Rim.
The pic of Robin?
It's super amazing.
I'm doing Maths and eating Maryland cookies and editing my picture of Percy Jackson I drew...
Thanks Sparky!
*rubs head*
As soon as I get the laptop tonight, I'm going to be posting a 'First Day Back' blog.
im on!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~
Oh is it your 1st day back! I've been back for about 3 weeks I think... Since 3rd of Jan.
I'm lying in bed in the dark listening to birds chirping and my alarm clock ticking.
I'm also thinking that if I get caught like this I'm very much dead.
But I doubt that will happen.
I went back yesterday.
And I am never telling my librarian anything ever again.
EVER.
Why? (thinking about my school librarians and how they are quite friendly but always a little too happy)
What happened?
I told her about me winning the SP comp(that's the only thing that happened to me all holidays) and she forced me to write an e-mail to the school principle outlining what I did.
Which I don't want to do.
Don't do it then. They're not proper teachers they can't make you do it.
....... sorry
Thats pointless!!!
id tell her i dont want to!!!
But if I don't she won't trust me.
I believe in having strong bonds with your school librarians, because it's their job to get authors to come. *cough cough*
You're not gonna do it are you Sparky?
Yes I am.
I just won't include every little detail.
Fair dooz.
And I'll just have to pray to the Golden God that my principle/librarian don't google Sparky Braginski, or read the comment section.
WTGG? *stares at Maths textbook*
They have printed the same question TWICE! Screw that! I'm not doing it again!
That's stupid.
I read all of Echo so far last night and it took me half an hour.
It takes me half an hour to read five chapters of SP. I'm a little proud!
When I get a new SP book I read it under an hour and then I spend the next couple of days mesmerizing it...
Same.
I kinda gobble it down.
I normally read it super fast then read it again straight away.
I only do that with SP though.....
Same! *high fives Sparky*
You read Percy Jackson?
if they read the comments thatll be proper awkward!!!
I read the Percy Jackson series, and it was my second favourite book series next to SP.
I like reading them, they're good.
Yeah, they are. I've draw a pic of Percy holding a pen, hand on his hip, winking and saying 'Don't worry, I have a pen!'
I don't really know what my second favourite book series is anymore...
*giggles*
Okay, I need to see that.
Hello...?
not that i was here anyway
i g2g!!
I'm editing it on my computer (first time I've ever done this, finger crossed it works) as soon as I'm done I'll put it up.
Seeya Rim!
*groans*
Y'know how Val is always talking about a new injury when she comes on?
Well yesterday I ran head first into a wall. She may be the Super Injury Magnet, but I am the Super Head-Injury Magnet!
And my head hurts.
Good luck Shadow!
I think I shall leave for about twenty mins...
Bye Sparky and Rim! Will finish Percy pic as soon as I can.
Or five.
Five works as well.
It's raining behind me.
Brb.
K
im back!
and im gone again...
*frowns*
Why does my blogger dashboard say that there are twenty post on collab effort when there are only nineteen?
Hello goodbye Rim!
*taps fingers against the back of a chair*
I feel like writing...
Well.
I'll brb.
I'm back.
It'd be nice if anyone else was here though.
It would be wonderful.
Well I'm going now.
Again...
I'm not in the mood for gymnastics
*pulls out sword*
Sworn Mantra begins
*looks like dancing with a sword*
*stabs sword into ground and does some secret Sworn pagan like magoc*
*magic
*whispers* To you I am Sworn
*grabs sword and sheaths it*
*more element based mantra feels like the last airbender*
*appears to be dancing again*
*finishes by creating a fire bird*
To you my element..
STILL NO ONE
Forever alone *sigh*
*sits on hill and commences pulling out grass*
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