In other news, Molly, your tale of woe concerning the author you have to have brunch with had me laughing. I can't wait to find out how the story ends.
In yet other news, I watched the final Sherlock tonight. Much better than last week's, thank God. A relentless plunge into second-guesses and secret plans. Liked it a LOT.
And in even MORE other news, five minutes ago I crossed the 20,000 word mark on Book 7. I don't think I've ever written this fast before. Looks like I'll have it done on time after all...
And to top it all off, here is some religious humour...
... some existential humour...
... and some cat humour...
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«Oldest ‹Older 2201 – 2400 of 4696 Newer› Newest»'S OK. It happened when I was 9 so I'm OK now. So *offers cake* cake? Give some to the people at chat for me! I even have something to celebrate - I got an A* in my German GCSE mock!
ha congrats *hugs shadow*
*singing to fave song, Hello by Evanescence*
Has no one told you she's not breathing?
Hello...
I'm your mind giving you someone to talk to,
Hello...
Thanks Flame! *hugs back*
I gave them all cake..*nods*
*bites into piece*
Thanks for the Cake.
*takes a bite* LOVELY
BOO
Sorry Robin! I've gotta go now guys! Try and be back later!
Kay see ya Shadow
bye shadow
*runs and cartwheels jumps into back flip*
*does one handed cartwheel and the another switching hands*
*then
*climbs up tree and runs along top branch and backflips off the top landing in a crouch*
*springs up and does backflip off a tree*
Hmm, I'm bored
Only boring people get bored.
*starts playing the flute*
*throws flute and it lodges in a tree*
Hey! Where'd everyone go?
I dunno?
To chat? I hate it when they do that!
I'm on chat...
I'm not, I'm on the main computer so I can't... Tell them come on here! Pwease?
Told 'em
*jumps on shadows back*
*noogies and screams*
PIGGYBACK!!!
YAY!
Flame! *starts trying to get Flame off* Get someone else to give you a piggy back! *sighs* Fine! Once! *starts running*
Shadow, aquila said, the latin word for Shadow is Umbra and it's female noun
I know - It's the last name of one of my characters and I have Latin class.
YAYAY!
*enjoys piggyback ride*
OK
And im going to write a new story...
*looks at Robin and mouths 'help'*
*waves at shadow*
Help! This isn't fun! Oh wait! *lets go* All done!
Help?
*falls off shadows back and hits ground*
*rolls down hill laughing*
*stops and gazes at the sky*
so how are you guys/
Yes. If you hadn't noticed you were strangling me while I was giving you a piggy back and Robin stood there and waved! Thanks.
*stares* *Gets up*
*takes out water gun and*
*SPRAYS SHADOW!*
*sighs* It was quite funny! *has idea* *jumps on Robin's back* PIGGYBACK!
*tips water over Robin's head from Piggyback*
I hate water.
OIH!!
*runs and keeps spraying water at Shadow*
*empty*
*sighs and runs to river*
*starts filling pistol*
*jumps off* *runs at Flame and pushes him in the river* *points and laughs*
*shakes head* *pushes Shadow in river*
DAMN!
*is wet*
*Growls*
*grabs her and pulls her in*
*laughs hysterically*
Hang on, have I just been pushed AND dragged into a river? Oh well! *pulls Robin in too and splashes Flame*
*laughing*
*dunks shadow in*
Robin cannot swim!
*throws on super cape and flies to her rescue*
DADADADADADADADA~ DUM!
*places safely aginst tree trunk*
*pats Flame* Thanks
who deleted the comments?
brb.
Me the second one because to understand it you needed to see the one Robin deleted.
Me the first cuz it doesn't work with the dashing rescue *grins*
Why the grin? *climbs out and sits by Robin, drying hair*
*is a bit intrigued*
ah well, *climbs tree and throws gold confetti at Shadow, and it sticks as it's wet*
*grins*
why WHAT was it?
I don't even remember
*pulls confetti off of Shadow*
*pulls off confetti* Thanks Robin. Robin just said that she could stand and I said it was kind of a pointless rescue.
*raises eyebrow*
*tickles Robin*
TICKLE TORTURE!!!
Stop it *giggling*
* continues to laugh* I'm so lucky I'm not ticklish!
*continues tickling*
TELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
hmmm. what could i do?
*bats Flame away*
tell me, noooowwwwww*
*hypnotises Robin*
telllllllllll meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Tell you what?
Oh, i dedicate to the DESTINY HEIRS!
My new story, which im currently wrting
Where is everyone?
*pounces on Shadow*
AAGGRRHH!!! Why? *tickles Robin*
*is wondering*
Stop it *sniggering*
Bye guys!
You leaving? :( bye
BYE SHADOW
*grabs robin and drags her to chat*
*is dragged*
*sneaks back here*
YAY
*waves to no one*
*hums Truly Madly Deeply*
Hello?
I have fifteen minutes.
Oh hey Sparky
Or no?
I g2g bye
Hey, Derek, Just wanted to ask, have you been getting emails and calls from a secondary school in Armagh, Northern Ireland? I dont want to say the name, or I'll be punished. Seriously, they have whips and everything. They are organizing you to come for a visit, but are not able to get you for a while. But if they are annoying you, like they do to ME, tell them to buzz off. It works. Thanks xxx Val (im not telling you my given name) <3 xo
PS: POST A BLOG SOOOOON. PLEEEAASSSE.
I HAVE RETURNED!!!
Well, I'll just be in the corner there, writing Echo...
Damn...
I can't keep writing till I can ask someone something...
I'll see what I can do...
Problem solved!
*smily face*
Okay, now I'll be in the corner writing Echo.
I'll be back in an hour.
I AM BACK!
I AM ALONE!
I am expecting IzzFizz.
*waits intently*
You are very perceptive Sparky.
I am indeed.
Probably because I get an e-mail whenever someone posts on my blogs.
*grins at Izz*'
I am a far better stalker.
Or I would be. If I wanted to be.
If I wasn't prepared to be stalked I would have destroyed my computer years ago.
You may have a point there.
Is it just me or have you not been on for a while?
I had to reduce my usage. I watched one too many Sherlock episodes online.
Ah.
Well.
Have you read Echo yet?
But today is the last day and I want to use the last of the data!!
So I'm here.
No I haven't had the opportunity. I will that tomorrow.
I have solved the Sherlock issue by buying the DVD.
There should be a #do# in there somewhere.
I can tell.
When do you go back to school?
Montag das sechste
Lucky.
I go back tomorrow.
Ah well. Do you guys have laptops/netbooks at your school?
No.
This is all mine.
*cuddles laptop*
BRB.
*looks at Izz*
Fine. BRC.
Good girl.
*hums and taps fingers on desk*
*makes chair spin around in a circle*
Oh!
*loads gun*
*creeps back in, trying to avoid being shot*
I may respond slowly, I'm writing.
*points gun at chook through window*
mkay
*pulls trigger*
*laughs*
I love the smell of gunpowder. It's so awesome.
Oh and by the way. It's just a cap gun at the moment. Too many police around for my other guns.
Great.
Under Duress airlines went bankrupt.
Damn. Can I buy one of your planes?
I could use some airport security free transport.
Sure.
50, 000 bucks.
Cash all right?
Yes.
*twirls gun around on finger*
You ever had Chocolate Maple Sauce?
No.
*scowls*
Not at you. More at life in general.
I need to ask some questions to someone who is fully up to date with Echo.
Which no one is.
I'm going to go update my blog.
Izz?
I'm writing again.
Well there's a pasta resturaunt in Albury called The Green Zebra that serves it with certain desserts. Go there at 8am Freitag morgen.
A man in a long brown drizabone will leave when you walk in. Sit in his seat and open the local paper. Then another man will come in and ask you if you left something outside.
Answer "only if it's blue"
He will then show you where to wait at 2am Montag morgen for your money.
Sorry that took a long time to write. But I like my security.
Whaaaaaaat?
Do you want the 50 grand or not?
I suggest you bring information on the location of the plane if you want to remain among the living.
I'll shut up for a minute and read your Echo thing.
Ah...
*thinks*
You do realise that it's a virtual plane, right?
Sparky. The plane may be virtual. But I am imaginary.
Good point.
BRC!
Watching the end of a movie.
Let me know what movie it is/was.
Josie and The Pussycats.
It's probably my favourite movie ever. I've just started it again, and I always watch the songs.
I LOVE THE SONGS!!!
Favourite quote:
'It's a wikededy whack Wyatt.'
Pronouced really fast.
I know all the words to the songs.
Hello?
IZZFIZZ!!!
HELLO?
haha.
Shut up. I'm still reading the story.
*giggles*
I just printed what I've written this holidays.
23 pages.
And that doesn't include Echo.
Echo is 11 pages long.
I FEEL GREAT!
*imagines piling the stories into Alfred's arms*
Here's the dialogue:
A: Sparky! How was January?
S: Great! Wanna read what I wrote over the holidays?
A: Yes! Gimme!
S: Okay. *pulls out stack of stories* This is the fan fiction with Sparky. This is the fan fiction with Hayley. This is a story that doesn't have a name as of yet. This one it a short story, independent of SP. And this *pulls out eleven pages* is Echo!
A: *looking at pile* Okay...
It would happen something like that.
*sigh*
I never write that much.
Well I obviously do.
Did you like it?
I read more than I write.
Ja.
Reading is fantastic.
I think I read more than I write...
But I would always read the newest SP before anything else.
That includes eating, sleeping, peeing and school.
You mustn't get a lot done.
So what's next for the Echo story?
That's only when there's a new SP book.
*checks watch*
WHY ISN'T IT MARCH YET!?
I have ideas for Echo, but I wanted to ask you a few questions.
The first being, if I had put chapters in, how many do you think there would be so far?
More importantly. Why isn't it March 23rd yet?
Izz?
I think there should be one after "She signed it."
and after "she muttered"
and at "Two Months Later"
Three?
Only Three?
*frowns*
I'm going to have a look...
The next was, if something awful were to happen to one of the main characters, would you care?
*pours choc bits into hand then shoves them in mouth*
Nummy!
Yes. I would post an angry caring comment.
Three is a good number. But it's actually four.
Three is my favourite number.
Excellent.
What's your opinion of Danielle? (She's very important)
Eight is my favourite number.
Depends. How old is she?
And what does she look like?
25-28.
She is incredibly important.
HER APPEARANCE IS A SECRET FOR NOW!!!
*evil laughter*
You know four and death sound the same in chinese?
Okaaaay...
That is why they think it's unlucky.
She reminds me of someone. But I can't pick who....gimme a sec....
Okay.
I just want to know what you think of her...
*looks at wad of paper*
I think I may be looking forward to school tomorrow, just to see Alfred's reaction to that.
*giggles evilly, then starts laughing diabolically*
Izz?
I'm still here.
Oh that's it!
There's a really good book with a character called Jeanine that reminds me of her.
She sounds like a knife. Cold and sharp. A sociopath who manipulates and decieves.
I like her and distrust her at the same time.
(I think she should have straight dark red hair and steely grey eyes set in an angular face)
She's SPECIAL.
*smiles knowingly*
I knew she was psycho!!!
Not that kind of special.
Well, actually, yes she is, but the character is SUPER special.
Of course she is. She sounds like a wonderful character. I can't wait to see what you do with her.
*grins at evil thought about Danielle*
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!
Can you tell me how many people's deaths she has been involved in to date?
One.
By the end of the book she will have caused quite a few more.
Do you think I'm far enough in to, uh, 'release the hounds' so to speak?
What's your favourite colour?
Purple.
Purple bananas
EVE!
*tackles*
Omg I didn't even know what you were saying
*gets tackled* HI!
Oh shit.
I lost the game.
Mine's red. Nice entrance Eve.
Knock yourself out Sparky. (metephorically of course)
Eve, haaave you read Echo to it's fullest readable capabilities on the Internet?
That made no sense whatsoever.
Made sense to me.
Thank you.
No but I will. God, I'm still in school uniform
Yes, but you're a figment of our imaginations and I know what I meant.
Uh must make a nice exit. *eats live chicken* bye
Ah yes. That would be it.
Servus Eve.
I'm nearly at the end of the movie again...
I LOVE THIS SONG:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Geg32kRKmBc
I'm not sure if the link is going to work unfortunately...
But it's called Spin Around and it's at the end of the movie I'm watching.
OH JOY OF JOYS, THE LINK DIDN'T WORK!
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