For those of you who have read KOTW, you may remember the mention of a certain Ronda Rousey and her now-legendary armbars.
THIS is the type of woman I want my nieces to be like when they grow up.
And now I must go. I have a lot of work to do on my day off...
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*starts sobbing*
I guess I should have said that a bit later. . .
Sorry?
Ink!?
*sniffs* YOU EVIL PERSON. *handcuffs Death to tree and fetch bucket of lava*
*Glares at the handcuff and it breaks*
You'll need some of those Billy-Ray shackles my dear
*throws bucket of lava at Death's head*
That don't work either sweetie. I'm immune, there are lots of little things that Demon Fire has taught me. . .
Nix! You were at the Melbourne Dymocks? I was there! Fluro orange sports girl bag! Hard to miss. . .
*throws bucket of melted marshmellows over Death's head*
Yet I missed it
Death, you know things are little fun when people just do whatever they want...
Thant smells funny Ink! What that just plain marshmallows? And what's up with the bucket?
What do you mean?
Never mind
*hums tune*
Okay... how do you start a wiki?
I'm thinking of starting a SP role playing Wiki
*smiles as the marshmellows harden and cement Death in place, like Dekka in Fear with the white clay stuff only without the bugs*
You create a wikia account.
I've done that
*rolls eyes*
This so ain't cool. Just wait till Eden sees this! Hopefully he wont die of laughter. . .
Then you click create wiki.
Changed my mind, not doing the SP RP. Not going to see how it'll work
Yeah, there's no point. Especially if you have harden marshmallows on your head after lava was poured on there!
Morning Blogland! Might be a little distant, my internet is being slow...
*nods* Okay.
Hiya Lynxia
Are you hungry? I have harden marshmallows on my head. . .
Nope, I have cookies!!!
*jump hugs Star* I haven't seen you in aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaageeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees!!!!
I started jumphugging on blogland... Didn't I?
http://shadow--9.deviantart.com/#/d5cpcu8
Can you take a look at that and tell me what you think, please?
I know! First you were on holiday, then I was!
No Hel, it's been here since I got on. Before then it started.
Damn holidays... They only give me sun burn and no way to blog...
Well it hasn't been used for a while then. Anyway, where's Flame? You make me feel like jumphugging someone.
I'm not leaving, Death. And you shall be punished for your crimes! *puts a curse upon Death*
Hi Lynxia!
Hi! I am back but I also have to go now
*steals cookie*
Good night!
*hands out miniature edible pianos*
Bye Romana!
Has anyone followed the link?
It's good Lynxia!
Lynxia! it is brilliant!
I like the Requiem Ball thing, Lynxia :D Speaking of, are we still going through with ours? The weekend is BORING without something to do!
It's cool as Lynx!
Bye Mary Jane!
Bya Maya!
I think I might do Dexter Vex next...
*nods* Yup!
And, my holidays were awesome. But I wish I could of been here on them . . .
Be back soon
Yay! Dexter will LOVE that! He loves having eyes on him!
*Dexter Vex starts typing*
Oh, thanks dearie! That's really sweet. I hope you get my nose right, every one gets it wrong. . . It's kinda insulting.
Hey, do you guys want to know where Ghastly was with Francoise???
He can't kill me over here!
Okay Nix!
See ya Nix!
Oh, the Francoise story. We never did get to hear the end... Please tell.
K Nix!
... I'm gonna go make that Vex sim now, I'll upload a pic when he's done... He shall be wearing a tux, naturally! *skips away humming a funeral march happily*
*Elbows Dexter*
I said I wanted to hear it but you? You don't!
*Shudders and Dexter laughs*
Okay, he'll tell.
*Dexter takes over the keyboard while Death looks away*
Well, Ghastly Bespoke was a different man back then. What I am writing now is NOT under duress. He was always looking for THE ONE, and one day, a beautiful girl, about the age of twenty one (and looked a whole lot lit Tanith, but with less clothes) came up to him. Ghastly was drawn to her. Skulduggery and I just looked at each other. Ghastly followed her home and we couldn't find him.
Skulduggery and I both thought she was working for Melevolent. We requited everyone we could and stormed the towns nearby. Then we found Ghastly ant Francoise's place. . .
You can fill in the rest
I look lovely in a tux! Thanks!
*laughs* I love you Dex.
Less clothes? Haha.
Hey! DEX IS MINE!
*Starts glaring at the camera near me and it explode!*
I claimed him first.
That camera had the photo of Derek and me on it. . .
No, you didn't! We are together! Like girlfriend/boyfriend thing! HE IS MINE!
*Makes that little green thing off Lord of the Rings with the ring voice*
My precious!
Really? You don't know Gollum?!
Well I get all the Doctor Who and Sherlock characters as well as Ghastly, Frightening and Sanguine.
*vision of Andrew Garfield as Hansard in the Skulduggery movie*
*sighs dreamily*
*chairmode activate*
Okay, I have Fletcher, Dexter Vex, Skulduggery Pleasant, Erskine Ravel - OMG HOTTIE! - Caelan and Varien Scapegrace!
Idiots are hotties! People with golden eyes are hotties! Skeletons are hotties! Vampires are sometimes hotties!
Have to have a shower now! BBS!
I WANT ERSKINE!!!!! You get Dex, I get Erskine.
Yes! Andrew Garfield as Handsard! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Not, I have Grand Mage!
You can have The Torment.
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Ha!
You guys know that you're just thinking about fictional characters, right?
Shower time!
Ew no. I get Thrasher. He's good now.
Yes Nix, we know.
We ARE obssessed with fictional characters.
It's just slightly stupid
I'ma going to go
Bye!
It just shows how insane we are.
See you!
Bulbs.
*screams* FLAME!!
*jumphugs massively*
Bye Nix!
Well, I get Andrew. He's not a fictional character :) but for SP, I pick Solomon and Hansard :D
Light bulbs, Flamereno!
Hey Helena!
Hey Everano!
Fours, Nix! Hi, Flame!
*sits on Flames shoulders*
Hey Inky!
*steals a lightbulb and buries it*
Hiya Flame!
*Hi5's flame and give him a hug!*
?
*is in shock*
*hisses* My Flame. You get Dex, I get Flame.
... Not like that Flame.
*looks up*
Awh.
*looks up*
Awh.
*pats Flame's head*
I just want to give flame a hi5!
And it's okay Flame! I have dried out marshmallow in my hair. . .
BBS
*Pokes Helena*
*pokes Flame*
Did you want to tell me something Flame?
How are you?
How is everyone?
I'm okay. Very okay. I'm also very muchly.
*does a headstand on Flame's head*
I'm good!
Lynxia, have you finished Dexter Vex yet? He's growing impatient!
I'm pretty goose, how are you Phoenix?
Helena, no! Phoenix has....
LICE.
Dun dun DUUUUUUN!
*shrugs upside down*
No I don't!
I dedicate this page to my eyes and my brain, for allowing me to see.
Humans see things better than some creatures do, and worse than some creatures, because our eyes are formed differently. Some creatures do not see at all. Out of yhe five senses, we humans rely on eyesight the most. I am right, aren't I? *looks anxious* We use our eyesight to works out where things are and how they look, and often we foeget that we aren't seeing the world as it is, we're seeing it how our brain and our eyes interpret it. We're seeing how much different particles reflect different types of light. I see that bookcase opposite me as an object, with empty space inbetween - but it isn't really empty space inbeween, it's just that my brains and eyes don't show me the air . . . Everything, everywhere, is particles. I just can't see it.
But I'm glad we don't see things how they are, if it's possible to see them how they are, because it couldn't be half so beautiful as some of the things we see in the world. Seeing isn't done with your eyes, it's done with your eyes AND your brain. My brain, amoungst other things, tells me how I feel about the things I see. Would I appreciate breathtaking views, amazing artwork, the differences in how people look, without my brain?
At the beginning, I said humans see things better than some creatures and worse than some. True in one sense, but it could be false in another . . . Cheetas apparently see better than humans. They have better vision. But do they appreciate what they are looking at more than we do? Do they look at a mountain and think "Wow, that looks amazing!" or do they just think "Bad hunting up there"? Maybe they appreciate seeing. Maybe not. If they don't . . . Then humans see things better, I think.
It's not just beautiful things. It's horrible things as well, and other things . . . But beauty is a nice thing to see, and it's what we like to see, even if in strange ways.
I don't know how to end this ded properly, so I think I'll just say THE END.
THE END.
Ooh. T'was a LONG ded, that.
Nice! love it!
*hugs Star* Nice.
*climbs back on Flame* *stands on shoulder*
*is eating cereal*
*pokes Flame's cereal with bare foot*
Thankle youle.
Thanks, Hel. All I needed was foot.
Where is Eden???
It's lonely without him!
You're welcome.
*somersaults onto other shoulder*
How is it?
I'd rather he not come..
HE WHACKED ME ON THE HEAD WITH A SKATEBOARD!
What? He's an awesome friend! P.S. I found my ball dress but mine has shoulder straps!
http://www.google.com.au/imgres?hl=en&biw=1173&bih=811&tbm=isch&tbnid=ALH24s5PAhk7BM:&imgrefurl=http://www.artndesigns.org/2009/08/glorious-arts-used-by-designer-clarisse-prom-dresses-and-gowns-for-prom-season/&imgurl=http://www.artndesigns.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/31.jpg&w=537&h=800&ei=TFg7UIaCOe-ziQfw8IHAAg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=454&vpy=242&dur=729&hovh=274&hovw=184&tx=102&ty=178&sig=100717846018318659941&page=2&tbnh=159&tbnw=108&start=28&ndsp=37&ved=1t:429,r:32,s:28,i:260
I only know of him from the old comments I spent seven hours reading yesterday.
In other words, I know him, but he dunt know me.
He is awesome
He is not.
*sits on Flame's shoulders*
I have to go to bed now! G'Night!
You have lice now! I planted them on your head!
Nice ded, Star!
Which dress is it, Death? Blue or black?
Night.
MSD
Bye Death!
Night Death!
Hm...
I have to create yet another blog for me and Lynx's new story...
Night, Deatherone!
It's the blue one! PRETTY!
Bbs, gotta walk down the post office and then lunch. :)
It IS pretty!!!!
...That's it.
Blogland Requiem Ball. This Sunday. Be there or be circular. Tell everyone.
Where abouts is it?
And Aussie time or Irish?
And what TIME?
cool so the ball is on ill be there hi death
*groan*
Here.
It'll last as long as your Sunday lasts, the time zone you're in, the time zone I'm in, the time zone each different person is in, it's just as long as your own Sunday lasts.
It is simply a chance to wear dressed and tuxedos and suits and speak poshly and act like you're going to a ball. Because Sundays are boring.
and of course im awesome and hel i got you a skateboard to make up for hitting you with one
So alll day Sunday?
cool eve im coming
*dresses
And whoever decides to step in and say, "Who says YOU'RE in charge of everything?", I say: "I didn't see you planning anything! If I didn't set the date right here and now, it would never even happen!"
All day Sunday!
cool now i just have to look up tuxedoes
and eve i dont mind if youre incharge as long as it goes on
*runs off to look at tuxes * I'LL BE HERE JUST DISTANT
http://www.google.ie/imgres?q=tuxedo&start=235&num=10&um=1&hl=en&biw=1920&bih=955&addh=36&tbm=isch&tbnid=0go09tQD3XjuhM:&imgrefurl=http://www.ahfashion.com/Pants_Trousers_Slacks/1033&imgurl=http://www.ahfashion.com/products_pictures/DSC_0271.jpg&w=1296&h=1936&ei=aF87UKnnKsaShge_3IGoCA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=725&vpy=472&dur=871&hovh=275&hovw=184&tx=82&ty=128&sig=117434745584806449084&sqi=2&page=4&tbnh=143&tbnw=96&ndsp=75&ved=1t:429,r:4,s:
HERES MY TUX
Bother...
I'm not in CHARGE. Just setting the date and time, for once I'm attempting organization ;P
AND YOUR DOING A BANG UP JOB EVE
http://www.google.ie/search?q=tuxedo+images&hl=en&client=safari&prmd=imvns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=eGA7UNapEYKQhQe6noCoCA&ved=0CB4QsAQ&biw=320&bih=356#p=3
Here's mine!
@Eden
Nice xD
Thanks, I just sent all my contacts their invitations, but I might get ZE BAD REACTION O_o
Correction! Here's mine.
http://www.google.ie/search?q=tuxedo+images&hl=en&client=safari&prmd=imvns&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=eGA7UNapEYKQhQe6noCoCA&ved=0CB4QsAQ&biw=320&bih=356#p=5
Like always Eve, there'll be a bad reaction.
Nice tux, Phoenix!
I guess we'll have our outfits as our profilian pictures on the day. So we know what people are wearing (so we can judge them!!!! Nah kidding)
I know there'll be a bad reaction....hopefully most of them will be good though. I mean, it's not the Blogland Awards, just a bit of fun :)
ah sure great tux flame what do you think of mine
eve that outfit as profile picture isnt such a bad idea you wouldnt have to keep searching links to website
especially if some websites are duds
ps eve whats your outfit post the link
I can't copy the link on my iPod.
i know i lied when i said i liked your tux cause i havent seen it the link wouldnt work im on a computer so im fine
well anyway flame you can use it as your profile picture on the day
Oh, a critic and a liar...
Fun..
http://www.promgirl.com/shop/dresses/viewitem-PD782908
That's what I'm wearing :D
cool and flame i was being kind : )
ITS GREAT EVE
Thanks :)
I g2g.
Byeee.
SEE YA
Hehe. Imagine we're planning everything for the Ball and getting all hypo about it and suddenly everyone else comes and says "NOPE. WE'RE NOT HAVING THE BALL."
:P Scary thought
Do you actually think we're having the ball?
EVE SPOKE TO SOON AND NIX WHY WONT WE
Because, to be honest, I don't see how it would be different to any other day
*is in tux with champane with ballroom music*
Hmm? Someone could suddenly do whatever they want. What's the point of it?
It's fun if we make it an official Blogland Ball.
But I LIKE my profile picture!
ITS MIXING THINGS UP
I KNOW IM A NEWBIE BUT I READ THE COMMENTS FOR AGES AND WHY NOT JUST MIX IT UP WHY NOT HAVE FUN
STAR YOU DONT HAVE TO AND ITS ONLY FOR A DAY IF YOU WANT TO
I just don't think it's going to work. Honestly, I think it's just going to be a horrible day
YEAH MAKE IT OFFICIAL AND JUST HAVE FUN
WELL WE NEVER SADI IT WOULD WORK WE ONLY SAID WE HOPE IT WILL WORK AND THAT ALL WE CAN DO HOPE ITLL BE FUN SO JUST COME WITH THE IDEA OF HAVING FUN IN YOUR HEAD
I'm entitled to my opinion
And I don't think it'll be fun. Sorry if this doesn't agree with you
I think we should havele it.
Well, whatever Nix. You don't have to join in. But some of us think this will be fun, and we'll make sure it won't be a 'horrible day'
Yay! Star's in! :D
Yes you are Nix, but not if it hurts someone else!!!! Have you thought that Eve might be offended by you dissing her idea?
One- it wasn't her idea
Two- I can name a dozen times your opinion has offended others
well lets all just think what we want to think and say what we think within reason and not try to hurt peoples feelings and i for one am looking forard to the requiem ball
Why do people say people are 'in' in circumstances like these? In? In what? The stew?
*yelps* Argh! Hot gravy! *kicks a potato and climbs onto a carrot to escape the heat*
actually if you looked back i suggested it since everyone was talking about dresses they couldnt get i thought why dont we do something so they can
and then i thought of the requiem ball in the 6 book
New post¬!!!
You know, Nix, you could've just said you didn't want to be part of it. You didn't have to give resins why we shouldn't do it.
Nah, Eden, people thought of it before. But you brought it to our attention once again, thanks xD
*sinks back into the stew* I tend to forget bad moments, so I couldn't think of a whole dozen, but yeah . . . Now I feel like a hypocrite. Sorry.
Although, your opinion offends people a LOT, Nix. Usually when it happens, I keep silent, but I've already stomped on my silence this time so I think you should know.
New post!!!
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OMG... I just LOVE Skulduggery Plesant. I´m reading The Faceless Ones. But here in Portugal there are only 4 books. Can you send the others? I´m in love with your books. And i´m 12 Years old.
Alliteration.
An
Awesome
And
Aquamarine
Aardvark.
Also:
(#ChaseForBook9)
Antelope.
(#ChaseForBook9)
MINE
MINE
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