For those of you who have read KOTW, you may remember the mention of a certain Ronda Rousey and her now-legendary armbars.
THIS is the type of woman I want my nieces to be like when they grow up.
And now I must go. I have a lot of work to do on my day off...
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I am lonely...
I have to go though....
Thanks!
Lol yes :(
SOMEONE COME REJOICE!!!!
Please, I HAVE ORDERED KOTW IT SHALL BE IN MY HANDS SEPT 7th MUHAAHAHA
Hello?
I don't want them to make a Skulduggery Pleasant movie....
I think it will ruin my imaginative image of the characters....
I'm talking to no one but okay.
Hi!
Just a question, is everyone here absolutely bally bonkers?
Oh dear. It seems none of you are here, and I imagined you all. Well, I suppose that means I'M the mad one.
Top of the morning/whatever Sir Reingington
*tips hat*
Or not...
AMELIA POND, GET YOUR COAT!
Signing out
Bye!
Hi!
Hello!
Noooooooooooooooooooo
I has to go again
It seems whenever someone is online I always need to go :'(
Dinner Bye!
Nooooooo! Well, bye!
Hewy
I'm lost. I need urgent help. I don't know anything, and I need a story outline. Maybe. Blllaaaaarrrrggghhh
Story outline
I'm your guy
Are you God? You remind me of. God.
Please help me nix! In any way you can! Even if it's not really help, and just some long boring speech or a walrus, I don't care I need someone to care.
Any general story outline or just anything?
What do you mean?
Any general story outline, I suppose, a walrus would really help me much, if that's what the latter ment
You said you wanted a story outline. Outline of what?
Anything. Right
Fan-fic or your own?
Oh damn....
What's the difference?
Fan-fic is based on a idea another author came up with, like SP
Your own is just any idea, a new idea
Right now I'm thinking of my own but I do have a couple of fanfics I don't know how to go about....
So... what do you want me to do?
At all just got two or three solid ideas for them. May even clash it all together it's so lame. May even forget about it
Ok.. Fanfic.
But if you have your own ideas, what do you want me to do?
Help with some sort of story outline? Isn't that what we were talking about?
And I haven't got many ideas. Just some weird ones. Yes, I have just decided that it will be one story. (I keep doing that, alternating between two and one, very dizzying) like two basic ideas that can carry intensely short stories, but with thier quality I think they can be part of something bigger. I'm annoyed.
So, you just want a completley new idea
You just confused me bringing up your own ideas
If you want to help we can do this over email and I can share my two very boring, yet somehow inspiring motives for trying to write a skulduggery fanfic, if you don't wish to be bothered I can understand that. If you can somehow help without my ideas then help away!
I'm sorry for the confusion, I understand it completely. When I am desperate like this, I often do that to others and me.
... Oh god, I have no idea...
Fine I'll just tell you my ideas, and you can gape, and sigh in pity, or if you by some chance like them...
Or we can do something else my brain is hurting from everything.
I dunno
Good. Now I feel like sharing them with you for no reason at all. You will find a strange looking email in your inbox soon, nix. You don't have to respond, you don't have to even acknoledge you got one. Because its content are quite insanely unremarkable, but I have to.
Hiya guys!
THRUST!
*Gives Thrust a big hug!*
HI PEOPLE!
Ah, I've missed this blog.
Hi people who came
Hiya Ink!
Hiya Death!
Hey, Thrust and Death, can you check out this blog? It's written by Emerald Melody, Adrasdos Dark, Lynxia Lost, Nixion Strange, me, Star Inkbright and Zafira Kerias, and it's awesum :P
http://pleasantdaeindublin.blogspot.com.au/
STARLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*throws purple bananas at her and hugs*
It's great! I read it last night!
Coolalalalala
She reminds me of Clarabelle
Hi Death and Master!!!!! *rushes about madly burying the purple bananas*
... Just ignore me...
What is up with the purple bananas???
And Nix and Thrust! Sorry, I forgot about you coz you were already here . . .
I was waiting for you to say something Nix!
*Give Nix a big, BIG hug!*
Hi everyone, internet is unbroken. Just had to reset it, if that wasn't obvious enough.
DEATH! *hugs back*
Do I still have to check it out if I already have, eve?
Purple bananas are the proper bananas. Yellow bananas are just cheap copies.
*laughs* At one point on my holiday my whole family was saying "Praise the marvellous Eve" as they ate banana. That was a good moment.
Well said ink.
Has it been a while or what?!
Hey guys! Me and Billy Ray split up last night. I read his diary and it had something about him and China Sorrows in it! And just after I got on the bus to go home, away from Billy Ray's, Dexter Vex got on the bus and we started talking and now we are together!
HE IS SO SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just thought I'd get it out there. . .
IT'S BEEN A WHILE! I've just been on holiday for two weeks. I only came here once on holiday, and when I did I spent three hours reading comments made in my absence . . . Then when I got home yesterday, I spent seven hours reading comments. Me kids you not.
...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yRNXFhboBI&list=PL8BA6CF6978B4E2C1&index=1&feature=plpp_video
*laughs* Hope you're very happy together, Death.
Yeah, he's exactly my type! He is adventurous, sweet, a friend of Skulduggery's (which makes Cain unable to hurt me!), funny, awesome and he sings!
P.S. You don't want to know where Ghastly was with Francoise!
*Shudders*
Yes, Dexter told me.
And Dexter sang Train's newest one, "50 ways to say goodbye"
SWEET! HE NAILED IT!
Hallo!
Your whole family???
I am The Banana Lord!
Hi Romana!
Hi Mary Jane!
You are the Banana Lord! *nods*
*insert Captain Jack banana quote here*
Thats really weird, nix.
And annoying. Just a bit annoying
I was planning on possbliy making an awesome Lego movie of star wars, and I fear they've possibly ruingped my chances at being original.
Things never work out for me today, school tomorrow. Bye guys!
Hiya Maya
Bye Thrust!
Bye Thrust!
See ya Thrust!
To any Sherlock fans : WEDDING, BOW, RAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Gives Thrust a red rose!*
Something to remember me by!
Bye Thrust!
First?
I feel as though I have meanly stolen the Dedication now though :/
And we went to Paris for the day whilst on my holiday. I can now proudly say that I have been up the Eiffel Tower. And I can even more proudly say that whilst we were walking down the Champs-Élysées, we saw a Swatch shop, and seeing as my Swatch watch had a broken strap, we popped on and got a new strap fitted. So I got my watch fixed on the Champs-Élysées. *smiles* Which to me seems incredibly cool.
Fours Thrust!
Do you guys want to read my story so far???
Hey... your spouse changed
Okay!
I've read a load of it already, Death. Y'know, what you've pasted in the comments before. It's awesome. :)
I wont send the previous bit but the bit
Hey Star?
Could you make one of those "keep calm ...." things to do with this sentence?
In Bk 1 when they are looking for clues
Skulduggery: Found something?
Tanith: "No, sorry, I thought I had, but, no, it turned out to be, uh... more floor "
“Thanks,” Death said, smiling.
“Oh! Hey, I thought you’d like to know, I have two new farm hands. One is called Fletcher Renn, the other is his friend; Eden Threatening. They are both teleporters, Fletcher was Valkyrie’s boyfriend for some time.”
Death looked shocked. Then enemy’s ex was working on my friend’s farm? She thought. What was he thinking? She shook her head to clear it. “Um. . . Okay,” She said slowly. “Where are they?”
Fire took out his fire red mobile phone and dialed. Suddenly, two figures stepped out of thin air. One was an older man, about the age of sixteen, had blonde hair and looked like he would belong in Australian model magazine. God was he cute! The younger man was just over fifteen. He had blondish-brownish hair and blue eyes. He had a familiar face; like the kid on the plane and in her dream.
She narrowed her eyes in suspicion, making sure she wasn’t glaring and asked, “Do I know you?”
He looked at Death, shocked. “No! Of course not!” He answered too quickly.
Liar, Death thought.
“Hello, enemy of my ex.” Fletcher said, smiling.
“Oh, well I wouldn’t say that. . .” Death trailed off uncomfortable under the three pairs of human eyes and Tornado’s piercing stare.
“Oh, any enemy of my ex is a friend of mine.” Fletcher laughed, a cheerful sound and Death thought he actually meant it. “Hey! Don’t look at me like that!” Fletcher laughed at Death’s expression. She glared at a fence pole and it cracked. Fletcher’s laughed died out quickly and he gulped. “I. . . I think I’m gonna go back to work now. Hey Eden; go show Death where all Tornado’s stuff is.” And with that, he disappeared into thin air.
It looked like Demon Fire had built a few new stables and barns. There was a red barn with white trim that had all Tornado’s equipment in it. Death ran her hand over his saddle lovingly. She sighed and couldn’t hold this question in any longer. “How do I know you?”
He stared back; unsure. “You. . . You don’t know me.” He said and Death was certain that he said something like; she’s not supposed to remember! How can she?
Death tilted her head to the side, listening to his quick heart beat thudding loudly in the quiet barn.
*Claps*
I enjoyed it Death!
Mysteriousssssss . . .
And, Maya? I'll try.
YAY!
Thank you!!!
Thats one of favourite lines. I started laughing...in a silent library...where nobody was talking...and they looked at me strangely.
http://www.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/p/keep-calm-and-find-something-no-it-is-uh-more-floor-4/
Thank yee!
The result 'tis siriusly awesome!
Great, Death!
Paris sounds nice :). Star, do you have an iPod/iPhone/iPad?
no prob
http://www.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/p/keep-calm-and-blow-me-one-last-kiss-3/
Oh, wow, Death's already found a site for it xD
I was just gonna say there's an app for it.
DAMN.
No fair!!!!!
http://www.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/p/keep-calm-and-love-derek-landy-2/
Hi Eve!
COolio Death!!!!!! you has good music taste :)
DL and Stan Walker have the same B-day.
*glares at links* NO. FAIR.
Some could argue that it's unfair that Val came up with the keep calm SP things, and then you used it...
Yeahhhhhh . . .
Hi person!
OH MY GOSH, I WAS JUST LISTENING TO BLOW ME ONE LAST KISS!!!! ASGKYUGS AHG SXTYI !!!!!
Hi Person. WAit u do know that I am Selena, right? Just checking...
It's just, there's nothink left for me to keep calm coz it's all been done already, by other people. :(
Hi Nix!
Well I'm not one of those people... :/
Hey Dew!!
I do.
Yeah, I was just listening to it too!
That's why i did it!
See Derek? We are THAT obsessed with you! I feel really bad for Teenage-You, he must be really angry/jealous! Sorry!
Now I am listening to Cher Lloyd.
I love music.
WHOOOO go music!!
Go listen to Trock Dew
Trock is jepic
I am so happy, I don't know why...
Yay! People are happy! WooHoo!
Happiness is good.
*cheers madly*
Okay. I will look up trock.
WAIT.A.SECOND
WHOOP WHOOP HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY
Derek is not listed on Wikipedia on the "people who were born on Oct 23rd" WHY?
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CRAZY WIKI PEOPLE!
G2G!
Nomnomnoming on tiny teds.
Byeeeeeeee Death!!!!
BYE ROSE!!
Hi Maya, hey whats the clue again???
WEDDING, BOW, RAT O__0
Moffat...
Bow = bowtie
Hopefully :')
I think it's the Doctor. The Doctor has had a wedding, he wears a bow tie and... I'm not sure about the rat...
I don't actually think it's the Doctor. I think the bow is the violin bow.
Hey Helena!
Or maybe bow as in at the end of a play.
I don't really think it is about the doctor. But I really want it to be *smiles sadly*
SORRY I keep getting sidetracked by music. Darn you song......
So do I Maya, so do I... You know why I am distant, the music is taking over!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am listening to this random person on youtube say foods in spanish.
Tis not fun :(
I'm not bovvered though...
*Sees Landy signiture in the front of copy of Bk 1*
*EXPLODES*
*gets cross* *FULLY cross*
Star, do a 'Keep Calm and Worship the Marvellous Eve" for me :P if you're boredd
I am having to be leaving now, goodbye.
http://www.keepcalm-o-matic.co.uk/p/keep-calm-and-worship-the-marvelous-eve/
I thought the tree kinda looked like a rock...
*looks at Eve* And you had to say that just as I finished my two banana-related ones, didn't you?
Here they are. Newest post.
Bye DEw!
Fours Pixie!
*looks at Maya* That kinda makes the hours I spend painting my keep calms look pointless
DAMN! Why it no hyperlink?
Click on this if it hyperlinks.
*sighs* Okay. keepcalmandmakedigiart.blogspot.com
The newest post.
When you said paint I though you meant,like, by hand... haha
Very nice banananess
Do you feel bad eating bananas?
Helena you still there?
Why are you cross?
I'm cross because I didn't meet Derek. *crosses arms*
Oh...
That's a pretty good reason
But I thought you're in Australia?
I feel banany eating bananas.
But the bananas die when you eat them???
I AM in Australia. In Canberra. THE CAPITAL!
She is. But he didn't come to Canberra.
I didn't meet Derek either, Hel.
They don't die when I eat them. They get eaten because they nobly sacrifice themselve to the cause of keeping me alive.
. . . However, if they get destroyed from other means than eating, it is MURDER!!!!!!!!
*hands Helena and Star cute remenants in glass panda jars* Why did he not go to the capital?????? THIS MAKES NO SENSE
Eve how else can you destroy bananas?
Does frying them count as murder (as in banana split???)
*hugs Star* We can be sorrowful together.
Not if you eat them after you fry them.
lol China... Sorrows :D
I KNOW Romantic, it's MADNESS!
Hel, maybe there are less SP readers there then any other part of the country
Hey Nix!
THere aren't many minions in NZ. Just Dew, Llama-ness and me.
Minons on the blog, you mean
And those are only ones on the blog that you know
Hmmmmm Dedication...
There are MANY SP readers. Thanks mostly to me...
But there are HEAPS.
In my school there are a GIANT total of........................
5 minions!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hi! I'm back, Only for a few minutes! I'll be on twenty minutes after that though!
P.S. If your name is Eden Threatening, please wait and enjoy waffles!
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P.S.S I hate China Sorrows! She stole my boyfriend!!!!!!!!
There were over 500 booked at my event in Melbourne
Do you have that many?
Yo Death.
I don't think even that many people LIVE in Canberra.
Joking, but lol no.
I never say 'lol' but that just HAD to go there.
At the event I went to there was about 100ish I think. I couldn't tell
Did you watch life in the dreamhouse
Helena :D???
be back soon
NO Romantic! I really want to! I can't at the moment because of our download limit though...
SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!!
Maya, you may never destroy a banana. Only I can sacrifice a banana, and my Servants can when I order them to.
Bye Nix
By the way Star, it's your turn to write a chapter for Pleasant Dae in Dublin! :D
If you leave the first word out of "life in the dreamhouse " it sounds like sci-fi
Eve Once I froze a banana. Is that cruel?
I dedicate to hope that one day every bloglandian will get to meet the Golden God. There!
GTG Byeeee!
I will try to come back though...
YAY! *hugs Romantic*
*moans* Me know, Master.
Nix? You were at Melb?
I was there too! I had a fluro orange bag!
Did you dress up???
Freezing a banana is not cruel. Goodbye, Maya!
I've burnt a banana and then throw it at a car. Is that cruel?
Bya Evie!
*gasps in horror* HOW COULD YOU BE SO CRUEL, DEATH?
I'm Death. I give people and inanimate objects it.
Is it a good time to tell you that the banana got run over a few times and then I kicked it???
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