The Spoiler Zone is still the only place you can discuss KOTW, but while you're doing that, this is a book review that Amazing Phil did on Blue Peter. I used to watch Blue Peter all the time when I was growing up, so it's pretty cool to be featured on it, and I reckon Phil did a fantastic job of grabbing the attention of non-Skulduggery readers.
It's also really nice to catch a few glimpses of Skulduggery himself... I think the exploding pillar thing is EXCELLENT... and it really makes me want a Skulduggery movie even more...
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- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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It is customary for you to dedicate!
Oh! I almost forgot!
*snaps fingers and Gordon's house blooms around us*
We shall toss candles towards the end of the Ball!
I dedicate this page to....*bursts into giggles* Derek dancing. I believe it'll be one sight to see our Golden God dance, just dont pick me to go up. I also dedicate to the Reqium Ball. *has passed out from giggling too hard* and..Derek in a tux
Awesome! Maybe at midnight....
No! The ball is in Blogland, not Gordons house.
Zaf- Brilliant dedication. Derek dancing in a tux... *passes out from laughter*
What an utterly amusing dedication!
(oh my god that would be so funny)
Ah. Yes.
*Gordon's house turns into a special Blogland ballroom*
(now you know i am so not going to be picked to be the one dancing when he does xD)
Thanks!!!
*twirls as i burst into fit of giggles*
I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!
*drags Olorcen Onto dancefloor again while drinking ANOTHER canapé*
* mutters to self* no exploding thongs for 24hrs Zaf. You can do this Zaf...
I'm not even gonna ask.... Everyone come dance!
You can do it, Zafira!
*continues dancing with live chicken*
*starts to get hungry and eats live chicken*
We should all play the sane music over our computers or iPods.
Was it still alive when you ate it? *stops dancing to eat a slice of fairy bread*
(This gonna be hard i cant explode stuff for 24hrs)
*wanders aimlessly*
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&gl=us&site=webhp&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=0ndBULuKCYne8ASp24HgAw&ved=0CDoQBSgA&q=skulduggery+pleasant+cake&spell=1&biw=320&bih=356#i=57
The main course. Disregard the "Heppy Birthday"
Of course it was alive! Eating dead chickens is disgusting.
Um. I've never tried a live one. Care to share?
Live?!
That cake is excellent!
Yes it is
I know! I want one...
Nope, sorry. Live chickens will kill everyone except me. I've made myself immune to live chickens by eating them regularly and showering in purple mango juice.
I must leave now, but I shall return! Goodbye!
*unveils the smoothies* YES! things just got better.
Bye Eve!
isnt the ball on sunday!??!?!?!?!?
It was changed to Saturday 4 or 5 days ago. GO CHANGE QUICK!
Bye Eve!! Yeah it was changed
Hello!
*Twirls*
Hello Molly! Meet Olorcen Someg.
I have to go.... BYE!
Bye!!! Imma go, I dont feel good irl
THERE! changed. into just my kind of dress.
Bye, y'all!
*Wanders over to Madame Mist*
HI! I will volunteer to dance with Derek!
How often do you get to dance with God?
Doctor Who starts back tomorrow! W00t!
Hey! Is that Billy Ray???
And Alexander Mythology walks in once again. Sorry about the popping in then straight out again, but duty called.
AT LAST! My internet is back!
Molly! Come back!
I like your suit Mytholgy. Tis awesomeness
...so who else is here? I wouldn't be surprised if there isn't anyone here who knows me. I don't hop on very often.
Oh. Thank you. Want to dance?
I can't sorry. Due to the fact I have no head right now.I am just a mannequin :( But thanks
Hey you're from Nz! *HI-5!*
I am from NZ.
*Hi-5 back*
So, does anyone know when Derek is going to pop in?
I'm in the north island. You?
I'm from South. Timaru to be exact. Same as Molly.
*waves*
hello all!
Well, hello there Miss Cain. A pleasure to make your acquaintance. Have a cookie.
*offers home made chocolate chip cookie from paper bag*
Well, hello there Miss Cain. A pleasure to make your acquaintance. Have a cookie.
*offers home made chocolate chip cookie from paper bag*
Thats so cool! Do you know her in real life?
I've met Dew.
Hey Miss Cain!!!!
*takes chocolate chip cookie*
*eats it*
thankyou dear Mythology.
*laughs on the inside of how I have to speak*
Who, Molly? Yes I know her. She's my girlfriend.
I'm dying to dance with someone. Would you like to dance with me, Miss Cain?
OK
What dance?
I can do a lot of dances...
Oh wow what a cool video!
How about a tango? I have to say, I'm rather good at the tango.
But first... does my tux make me look evil? I think it makes me look evil.
It doesn't look TOO evil
and yes, I can dance the tango
*takes up hold*
Hi Miss Sorrows!
So you do know each other...
It's nice knowing there's other minions here in NZ!
*Eats penguin canape*
Euch! Penguin canape? How can you eat them. They just do not agree with me, those things.
And you are incredible at the tango, Miss Cain. Shall we spice things up a bit?
*twirls Miss Cain over shoulder*
*laughs in pleasure*
*feet touch ground and starts twirling*
The only thing I hate about dancing is a man can never do a manly twirl.
*chokes*
De're gnot made ov aktual pin'uin!
*Swallows*
They're shaped like penguins... and taste like cinnamon toast.
*holds hand out whilst dancing*
can I please have one Maya?
Oh, I know. But they just...
*shudders, stumbles slightly, nearly dropping Miss Cain*
Oh! My apologies.
*grins*
Don't worry, it makes it more exciting
Hi! I'm back! Sorry, I've been busy telling Dex how to behave here
Sincerest appoligies
*calls out*
Hello there Rose!
Sure! *hands Miss Cain penguin canape* Watch out... they bite.
Don't worry about it. Someone had to do it. He just gets a bit emphatic at times. Welcome back.
Hi! Nice, tango!
Last time I did the tango, I ended up falling over Dexter and he fell into the punch...
*frowns*
um, OK Maya...
*eats it quickly*
*concentrates on dancing*
Hi Death!
Hi! Do you have any cookies left???
*Laughs charmingly at the thought of a sodden Dexter*
I do, as a matter of fact. They're by my cain.
*thinks about what I just said*
The other one. Not the one I'm dancing with.
Yay! Thank you! Nice cane by the way!
Thank you!
I forgot how fun this is.
Oh, and you should have seen his face, I'll change my profile pic to something like it...
*twirls then curtseys*
Thankyou so much for the dance Mythology, but now I have to leave
I should be back later
bye all!
'Til later, then!
It was something very similar to this!
GTG BYeee!
BYE!
Bye, Maya!
Dexter looks rather shocked, doesn't he?
Oh yes, he did. Then he stormed off and started mumbling stuff like "Oh, Skulduggery didn't push me into a punch ball when I was teaching him,"
Then I felt really sad. I never danced again...
That's a real shame. Come over here, I'll show you a few moves.
Ok, just no dancing near that punch ball over there...
That's fine with me. So first you...
*Shows a simple cha-cha move*
Very easy once you get the hang of it.
Ok, I think I've got it.
*Tries cha-cha move*
That's it! You've got it. Now this one's a little bit harder. Just do the same move, but turn in the process.
*shows move*
*Tries cha-cha move again and fall over*
Nope, don't have it
*strolls in*
Hello everybody!
I'm not cut out for dancing, look at Dexter's face! He can't stop laughing!
*Frowns*
No, no, you almost had it, just put your feet slightly further apart.
Hi Cain! Dexter is here so no killing me!
Hi, Val!
Ok,
*Tries move again with feet further apart and doesn't fall over*
YES!
Hello people! I'm just going to sit here, on account of the fact that I have no clue how to dance...
*walks off to find refreshments*
You did it! Now try it a bit faster.
Oh, Val, just come here will you? I'll show you both.
Ok...
*Tries move faster.. And falls over*
Ok, I don't dance!
You had it, just work on it, okay? Well done.
*claps hands*
You teach Cain, I'll go practice over there, away from the punch ball...
I have to say, Myth, your flowing jacket thing is quite awesome. *nods to awesome flowing jacket thing*
Bowl i mean...
Okay then, Rose. And thank you, Val. I don't actually know what it is. I just found it in my wardrobe and thought it was weird enough for the ball.
Weird and awesome.
Yeah, that coat is awesome, Dexter is eying it off...
*smiles beautifully* I like your dress. It really compliments your physique.
Both of you.
Thanks, or were you talking to Cain???
Thanks!
Both, just don't tell Dexter I said that. He'll get jealous.
Thanks Myth! I'm sure that, in real life, I would've tripped on it's hem multiple times by now. I'm a little bit short, you see, and have a tendency to trip...
I wont, Dexter will probably kill you if I did, then who would teach me to dance?
Well, it's a good thing that you're wearing it virtually, isn't it?
And maybe you could ask Skulduggery, Rose?
True, and I think I will go for a dance with a skeleton. Champagne anyone?
No, virtually doesn't change anything.
*trips and hits someone on the way down* *laughs hysterically at their anger*
I don't drink, but thanks.
Champagne? I'm afraid I'm a bit too young to drink. I'll pass.
It's virtual and non-alcoholic!
*Walks to Skulduggery and starts waltzing*
I'm too young too, just thought I'd ask!
*shrugs*
I'll just keep looking for some soda. *looks for Coke* *can't find it, since it's a ball*
*chuckles slightly*
*cellphone beeps in pocket*
*checks to see who it is, goes all serious*
I'm sorry. I have to take this.
*tries to listen in on Myth's call*
Here, I have some coke, Dexter took and esky, it has all different types of sodas.
*Shows Cain the esky*
*takes a Coke*
Are you off the phone? Skulduggery is making me dizzy
*Stumbles away and falls into the punch bowl. Dexter laughs and falls off his chair*
I LIKED THIS DRESS!
*Hangs up phone*
There's been a vamp attack near the area. I'm going to take a look. I'll be back soon.
Skulduggery you owe me a new dress!
Okay, Cain, you better hope it's not Dusk
*freezes*
Vampire attack? Is Caelan there?
*is terrified that he is, even though he's dead*
AH! And Dusk could be there too? Or Moloch?
THAT WOULD BE BAD.
No, neither of them. Someone new. Female.
Come on, Dex! Help Myth! We're hiding!
*Runs into a room just off the ballroom*
*walks hurriedly from the room*
FEMALE? MINION ONE OR TWO?
Dex! You remembered my other clothes right? Bring them here! I'm going to fight, or should I say glare...
*Changes into a singlet and tights*
I don't fight in pretty dresses.
*Walks out of the room and glares at the vampire*
THAT DOESN'T WORK!
*calls from outside*
I thought they both died.
*changes into usual black clothes*
See, and this is why I wore combat boots under my dress! In your face, Kestrel!
Hello everyone!
No, I'll try again! Start yelling things to make me angry! That'll work!
*Dexter call out from the ball room "You're such an idiot Death, first with Billy Ray and now with me? You're stupid! You thought that he loved you? You think that I love you? You're wrong!"*
*Glares at the vampires and the both die*
"You better be joking Dexter Vex!"
Hi Izz!
I think there's a vampire attack outside...
Hi! Sorry, we just had a little vampire problem, all taken care of. Now lets party! I call dibs on Handsard Kray!
You get Hansard, I get Vex.
*changes to dress again* *keeps combat boots on*
Yay! Party again!
I have arrived!
*walks slowly down stairs and pretends everyone is staring at her beautiful dress like she's Cinderella*
Yeah I think I heard that coming in. Glad it's sorted.
Nice dresses girls.
Fine, just let me get my dress back on...
There! Hansard!
Yay! Eve!
*hands her a box* *it has a live chicken inside*
Nice dresses BTW
Thanks Izz! Your dress is cool!
Thanks Val.
So how are we all? What sort of drinks are going around?
I'm having Coke. *takes a sip of it*
Champagne and an esky of soda!
I'm having appletiser. *wobbles glass* Looks like champagne.
My internet just crapped out. But I'm back now!!!
Hi Izz!
Hello Eve!
Is there anyone else who just arrived?
Helena's here. *points to Helena*
*nods*
cool. very cool.
Do I spy a hot chocolate machine over there? I think I do...
*wanders over to machine and abuses it until it dispenses hot chocolate*
Well, does any one know where I can put these two annoying dead vampires? There are stinkin' up the place!
Hey! Is that Billy Ray and China over there? If that is, I'm leaving!
Give them to Skulduggery, he 'knows a place'.
*laughs* Did you know that I've changed dress three times today?
Of course if you want traditional you could always go for coffins.
Yep, I did know!
I haven't changed dresses even once... 'Tis a good dress.
*opens box and eats live chicken*
*gives Valkyrie a box with Caelan inside*
*shrieks in terror and drops the box* *tries to put the lid back on it*
I just googled this one up about five minutes ago.
I nearly forgot all about this!
*Walks up to Skulduggery* Can I please have the keys to the Bentley?
*Turns his skull slowly* Why?
*Gesture to the two vampire bodies behind me* Apparently, you "Know a Place"
Oh, okay!
*Get the Bentley keys*
Thanks!
*glances at Death*
Don't crash his car...
I like my tux. And hi, Helena!
*grins charmingly.
*begins to cry*
Watch Pond live part 5, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
Okay,
*Grins evilly and laughs evilly too*
*gives Rose a death stare*
Do not crash his car.
*looks up and smiles sadly* Hello Mythology, you look absolutely dashing.
I love your tux! It is amazing! Sometimes I wish I could get away with wearing tuxes.
*Frowns and jumps in the Bentley*
Be back soon with a wrecked car! Then I'm probably going to die!
*Laughs*
you know it's Bacon Day today?
*looks at Val*
She's just messing with you. I wouldn't worry.
Well, I better go. I'll be back in about an hour to check if Derek's here yet. Bye, all!
See you Myth.
No, I didn't know that Izz.
By the way. About seven comments until a new page.
*eye twitches*
She better not crash his car...
Bye Mythology!
Hey, since this is a ball, shouldn't we all be going by formal names?
Bye Myth! Thanks for teaching me how to dance!
*Stares at an upcoming tree and smiles*
Tree comes closer
Yes, formal names... Okay ValKYRIE.
And closer
Bye Myth.
I don't know Val. maybe...
And miss it!
And miss it!
Should we put "Miss" and "Mr" at the start too?
I got first! Yay! Are we doing deds?
*Stares at a guard rail and jumps out of the car!*
Ow!
*Car crashes and I laugh!*
Yeah, might as well!
Well then hello Mademoiselle Lorelei.
Well you know what Miss Death? That was quite mean. And NOW what are you going to do about the vampires?
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