The Spoiler Zone is still the only place you can discuss KOTW, but while you're doing that, this is a book review that Amazing Phil did on Blue Peter. I used to watch Blue Peter all the time when I was growing up, so it's pretty cool to be featured on it, and I reckon Phil did a fantastic job of grabbing the attention of non-Skulduggery readers.
It's also really nice to catch a few glimpses of Skulduggery himself... I think the exploding pillar thing is EXCELLENT... and it really makes me want a Skulduggery movie even more...
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«Oldest ‹Older 3001 – 3200 of 4876 Newer› Newest»*Screams as a rock falls in head* *Smashes skull instantly*
* lifts death up and carries her out of the cave*
*Brain drips from head*
*wrap a towel around Deaths head *
Now then everyone, don't worry. This isn't anything a song and tap dance number won't fix. Unfortunately, I lack feet.
And I, apparently am now in need of a brain.
Again, Kestrel. Song and tap dance number.
wow, that was a nicer skull you smashed, death, I was going to add it to my collection, but noooooo
I have all of the parts of my body.
*offers spare brain to Kestrel*
*Judhipur frees it self from Death's dead body and flies in the wind*
So do I, but I'm currently inside Kestrel's skull. Maybe I could be her conscience.
Be free evil alter ego.
My hand/arm is a teleporter and can act by its own volition
*pulls out gun and shoots everybody's heads*
OI DEATH!!!
Would you stop with the weird spazz attacks already!
You are SURROUNDED by people who clearly care and love about you.
That's how you drive people away.
I don't mean to sound harsh but your boy Eden seriously is worried about you and cares to you and it's not fair on him either.
*Judhipur flies into the ground heading for hell*
I already have a conscience. However, it DOES sound like a demon from the book Good Omens, so maybe not.
*takes Lola's spare brain* Why thank you.
*drops dead*
Hey, don't use that! It's been used before, I can tell, and you don't want to know the stuff on there.
*brings Eden back to life* YES! Now I have my own personal White Cleaver!
Ew.*drops spare brain in the volcano*
wbd, writing.
Yeah I don't think you'd want me as a white cleaver, I don't need a scythe I can annoy people to Death.
*Stops to admire a skeleton of a t-rex*
Awesome. BUt, you see, Cleavers don't talk. I couldn't stand being a Cleaver.
You just threw away my spare brain!!!!
*Flies back up to the ground and messes with Kes's hair*
Yeah I wouldn't be able to be a cleaver either.
*Plays with Eden's cowlick*
Judhiper, don't you DARE touch my hair again. BAD THINGS happen to people who touch my hair.
*Smiles and waits for her to realize that spirits can't talk*
*bats her hand away,* no one and I mean NO ONE TOUCHES MY COWSLICK.
*messe with Kestrels hair because he threw away the brain*
The only person who is even remotely aloud to touch my cowslick is Death Rose but she's not here.
@kes: oooohhh yeah?
what happens to your pillow?
Hahahaha good one Thrust!
An unstoppable force of evil! I never saw it coming.
I'm going to sleep now, it's 12:40 am. Bye!!!!
* bats away her hands and then puts on a helmet* I hope youre happy I'll have helmet hair now.
*Frowns* *Floats back to Dearh's body and it gasps* *Closes eyes tightly and goes back into Death's body*
Thrust, my pillow is forced to have my giant mess of hair in its face constantly.
Bye Eve.
*Groans*
Bye EVE!
Finally.
Eve, it is 1:12 am now...
Huh?
No, it is 11:13 Am.
But that kinda defeats the purpose of your giving people a punishment if their punished to do what they did to deserve it.
No, my PILLOW has to endure that.
People, tend to get whacked really hard with my 800+ page hardcover signed copy of Inheritance.
I'm in Australia! Nine hours difference from Ireland
Death Rose. I went to bed at 4 last night. not proud of the fight I had with my momma. or the fact that I got less sleep. What I am proud of is not having to go apple picking.
I'm in America! 5 hours difference.
I was hoping you'd say that, kes!!
What?
Its 16:16 in Ireland!!
I remain Canadian.
So 4:16. We know that. It says it in the time of the comments posted.
Yes, Thrust. That is true.
Why does my heart hurt? You didn't-
*Looks at everyone then turns and slowly walks away, shaking head*
They set me up with twid again...
The pillow thing, kes.
You should check if theres someone impersinating it.
I'm Irish I stayed put till 6 today
Death what's wrong.
I knew it was spelled IMPERSONATING!! CURSE MY STUPID BRAIN!!!
No you may not have it.
What is true, kes?
Look up Tristan Stemmer on google, that is my ex, he dumped me one year ago today!
He is an idiotic skater boy who is a jerk!
yaaaaa..aa.aa.a.a.a.a.a.ayyy...??
No, that means I have been single for a whole year now!
*Frowns*
If I suddenly dissapear, that is because my iPod is flat, so I am saying bye in advance! Bye!
And your point??
Until I few weeks ago, I was single for 4 years.
Its not the end Death lol
For people like me who don't have an ipod, this music is an awesome writing background.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP0D5u3EMfA
Thrust, it is true that you are in Canada.
I know Isaac, he was my first boyfriend ever, he dumped me after 6 days...
Oh Thrust, that's awesome!
*Yawns like a cat*
I'm tired...
*Yawns again*
Well it is better to have loved and lost then never to have loved at all.
Eden, you still there?
I have been single all of my 14 years!
Mmmm, just, six days is not a long time...
Same with my but I'm not fourteen.
I'm single. But then I'm only 11, so...
I am!
*Sigh* I wish I had a time machine
Yeah Kes, are you the youngest one on.
Is anyone else listening to that link that Thrust just put up?
I am!!
I know I am Eden. I'm special. Although Brave is younger than me.
I do too, I'd go back and win all the competitions I lost and I'd win the lotto.
I'm writing to it. It is epic! I'm bookmarking it.
I am on iPod!
Death I figured out how to listen to YouTube and be on blogger at the same time.
Eden, care to dance, just for old time sake?
*Winks*
Eden, care to dance, just for old time sake?
*Winks*
Eden, it took you that long?
* winks * * holds out hand *
I know how to, I would but...
*Looks at sleeping little brother next to me*
I think I would wake someone up...
* chuckles *
Put in your headphones.
*Takes Eden's hands*
What shall we listen to dear sir?
That's why I brought my headphones to my dads.
It's your choice m'lady.
Uh, my earphones are on his side of the room, littered with bits of Lego and evil little things that I don't know, I just call them gremlins!
Dance to....something.
I've been single all my 15 years of being in the state of a living human.
I've been constantly ignoring those girls for the same amount of time. People made me completely selfaware.
Is there a twitter page for SP?
I have not the slightest idea... How about you chose dearest Eden?
My two little brothers share a room, one is six and the other is nine in 11 days so he gets annoyed because the little one is messy.
Really? A 9 year old boy being annoyed at a mess? That's...unheard of.
Okay, mmmm ah , * pops cd in cd player * * penny lovers comes on the speakers.
also, I find myself saying CAMON a lot. you know, instead of come on
* dancing* he's more annoyed that he has to clean up the little ones mess.
Yes, I do agree! My little 11 year old brother gets annoyed when he has to clean up
Oh. I see.
Thrust, I'm writing more listening to this than I have in the past 3 weeks.
*Grins*
Nice choice of music! Also, I am sorry I am dancing in my pajamas! Just whatever you do, do not spill water on my shirt! It is white!
*spills water on Death's shirt*
That is terrific, kes!!
where you at? I got to 20 minutes.
* twirls Death*
18 at th moment.
Kes!
*Steps away from Eden*
She spilt water on my shirt! I have to change!
*Looks around the room*
Damn, I forgot to bring a spare!
I'll be right back people, I gotta.. do something.
BYe Thrust!
*dries Death's shirt*
*hands Death a overly flowery top*
Thank you Kes! I'd give you a hug but you might have more water! So I am hoping thanks will suffice!
Thanks Kes!
*Grabs Eden's hand again lightly*
Where were we?
You were dancing.
* dips*
Thanks Lola!
*Takes the top and changes in the bushes*
You ready?
*laughs* What bushes?
*Smiles at Eden then stops*
Dearest Eden, I am sure our dancing shall not be long lived, I will have to depart in ten minutes or before If the iPod fails me...
*Frowns* let's make the most of it then!
MINE!
Okay, thens let gets started * holds out hand*
*Takes hand and yawns sleepily with the other*
I dedicate to the destruction of Writer's Block. Thrust's epic music link to 5 hours of music on YouTube has eliminated that barrier, and I am now writing more than I have in the past 3-4 weeks. So I suppose I dedicate to Thrust Ominous and music as well.
Nice! I love music!
* twirls death *
*Rests head on Eden's shoulder and sighs happily*
There would be no dancing with out music
* runs hand through Deaths hair as I dance *
*Smiles happily*
Kestrel you feeling left out?
You do have beautiful eyes, you know that right?
I'm feeling slightly awkward. But since i am writing anyway, it doesn't really matter.
* smiles happier *
Why, thank you Death!
Oh! That reminded me! One of my friends drew a picture of you and me dancing Eden... *Sighs* that feels nice*
*Frowns a bit* *Looks towards Kes*
I'd love to see it.
Hóla :) Came back from work. EXHAUSTED.
MARALIE!
I should leaving but I don't want to!
I am writing NYAV....finally.
I'll try and email you a pic! I'll try...
KESSIE!
Eden, can you try to get on this time tomorrow aswell?
Mara, if I update NYAV today, will you update ROD?
Did my friend Missy Bizarre come on last night? She said she was more random than me. ME! I came up with WAFFLES! ### >:( SHE IS GOING DOWWNNN!
I'll try hopefully my mom will let me use her dongle.
She did indeed. ANSWER ME!
And I think you're going to LOVE this chapter. The action is finally startig.
I shall try Kessie. Try try try as hard as I possibly can.
Ooh are you entering the SPWattys btw?
Maralie she was pretty random.
Oooh action...
Yay! That all I can hope for!
*Kisses Eden sweetly*
Yes, Mara, I am indeed entering the SPWattyAwards. And I am going to WIN.
* hugs Death then kisses her *
Damn her.
Stupid Ciara and her stupid randomness...
I hope you know she stole all her randomness from ME.
Now I am downloading Photoshop.
DOWNLOAD YOU EVIL BEAST!
Damn her.
Stupid Ciara and her stupid randomness...
I hope you know she stole all her randomness from ME.
Now I am downloading Photoshop.
DOWNLOAD YOU EVIL BEAST!
Damn her.
Stupid Ciara and her stupid randomness...
I hope you know she stole all her randomness from ME.
Now I am downloading Photoshop.
DOWNLOAD YOU EVIL BEAST!
Damn her.
Stupid Ciara and her stupid randomness...
I hope you know she stole all her randomness from ME.
Now I am downloading Photoshop.
DOWNLOAD YOU EVIL BEAST!
That was NOT NICE Bookzies.
What part of Ireland are you from Eden?
*Embraces Eden and leans against him softly while kissing him*
Wexford town , Wexford.
*Starts singing Terrible Things softly*
Im going to be in wexford on the 25th!!
Awkward.
Whats awkward?
Being a spectator of Eden and Death kissing.
Oh rite!
Eden...? *Blushes a deep red*
Are you okay???
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Why must stubbing your toe hurt so much?
I am back from that thing that I had to do. It was very important and stuff. So important and stuff that I had to leave you.
You know, in real life, I can't blush!
The only thing more important than us is food!!
Yep fine.
Why do you take forever to reply...? *Weary*
Very true Lola.
Thrust, still listening and writing.
Because I'm I a sitting room full of my family so I get sucked into conversations.
Family is annoying.
My family is doing pretty strange things.
LIke what?
Thanks for the ded kes!! I think that's the first time I was the only minion dedded to. Aside from my own deds.
Well when my nana is doing strange things with uncle, like tickling his neck.
that is strange
Exactly
That is odd Eden.
And you're welcome Thrust.
but not nixion strange.
That's completely different
do not get confused
lol.
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