Just thought you'd like to know, because you are eager Minions who care about these things, that I have apparently started Book 7. Ten thousand words written since Friday.
And some of them even make sense.
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You didn't apply.
Don't you wanna be a member???
Dedicate the page, Tsaihlah. :)
I dedicate this page to Feisghn ~ Acacia Volt because of the awesomeness and crazieniess of Feisghn and to the straight jackets i hope you get tons of members!!!!!!!
THEN APPLY!!!
i did
You are a member!
It has been quiet for 4 mins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh panic attack!!!!!!!!
I'll be riiiiight back.
*grins evilly*
Yey i is member!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Mwahahahahahahahaha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and you all though i was too normal, stupid brain cells!!!!!!!!!!
vegeta- what does the blogger say about the pages in his book? ITS OVER 9000!!!!!
Heeeeeeeere's Johnny!
The awesomeness of Feisghn is… is… AWESOME! :D
Yessssssssssssss isn't that amaaaaaazingggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is awwwweeeesssooommmeeeee!!!!!!
Kid: DAAAD!!! I NEED A POKEMON TO REPLACE EMBOAR!!!
Dad: Try Charizard.
Kid: ... What's a Charizard?
Dad: *turns slowly and menacingly* I have no son.
*roflmao*
OMG thats HILARIOUS lalw PMSL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am CASSIDY A.K.A SHANNON
But i prefer CASSIDY
HAHA! That’s AWESOME!
Kid: DAD! I can’t stop playing Skyrim!
Dad: I used to be an adventurer like you.
Kid: What happened?
Dad: #Has arrow in knee#
LawlLawlLawl!!!!!!!!
Anyone ever heard of ...
THE ZUTONS
no????
Nope, sorry.
awwww they a good band :D
Bye bye Z_z
:P Bye!
#Sigh#
I’m going to sing again.
Hmmmm. Homework sucks.
BURN THE HOMEWORK FACTORY!
*strikes the homework factory by lightening*
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Yessss! The Straight Jackets declaire war on homework!
Rally the Elvs!
YOU’RE BACK! MY (INSANE) FRIENDS!
#Epic glomps#
Yes! Join us! BURN the math books!
We don't have elves... *laughs*
WE HAVE TELEPORTING PORCUPINES!!!!!!!!!!
Yay, book seven!
*happy dance*
Can't wait 'til September, Derek!
THALIA LOOK AT THE LINK!!!
http://sparky-braginski.blogspot.com.au/
... I'll see if I can change the link...
Um can I be on the Council, I mean uh, can I be the head secretary
?
Hey Thalia!
Elves are real! I saw one on TV once!
I’m an Elf… I’m a High Elf.
THALIAAAAA! (Who shall now be know as Klindath)
APLLY AND WE'LL SEE!
Please?
You can be another Grand Mange or Head Detective or Kingperer (King/Emperer), or something else totally made up. Most everybody else did that.
Everyone needs a straight jacket name. WHO DOESN’T HAVE ONE?
HAH!
Name: NiamhB
Age: 11
I've been Tessie in the musical Annie, I hate homework I've read the SP books five times each, I love filing things and weapons can blow things up and escape from her evil sisters grasps, even when Im tied up with a skipping rope.
Apply.
Humour me.
Thalia will be Detective and Niamhb can be Secretary.
If you prove your worth.
I am an Elf and my Straight Jacket name is Legolas!!!
*looks at Niamhb*
Dude. That's void if it isn't on the actual blog page.
Wait...what just happened? Sorry, I disappeared :P
Sparky shall be known as Hteriaynia.
Niamhb shall be known as Istseln.
THALIA! You are know known as Klindath.
I don't like that...
Please think of something else.
I WANT SOMETHING COOL LIKE KLINDATH!!!
I AM LEGOLAS! HEAR ME ROAR!!!!
I am still confused!
http://thestraightjackets.blogspot.com.au/
GO THERE.
ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT!…
Reqthin
Swinthre
Zubreng
Olttumn
Iotliiperi
You know… pick one. :)
Would you like me to order the grenades rifles guns war ships evil torture penguins and instruments, oh and the latest copy of skulduggery pleasant and coffee?
@Thalia: Pick your Straight Jacket name and title, and then apply on the offical Straight Jacket blog. There is a ling under blogs i follow on my page.
*goes to the link*
...
Gimme a mo...
Cyrid.
Dretonali
Toronreth
Dryearki
I could go for some penguins and war ships. Does the coffie come with donuts?
Differently styled name?
Do you even know how to say half of those?
I PICKED ONE!!!
How about everything just in case?
HAPPY NOW???
Seairea
Rhythedin
Araught
Fresthia
How about Bob? It's easy to say, easier to remember, and one of my favorite books has a talking skull named Bob in it!
WHAT’S YOUR NAME?!
LOOK AT MY TITLE!!!
My name? Legolas. Or did you mean someone else?
Whose name are we picking again?
Order came through
*opens box and hands out things*
Wow that was quick and cheap.
Sorry people it's time for me to go
I OWN THE JOB AS SECRETARY!
How about we all call ourselves Insanity and all get confused about whose who because we all have the same name!
No. Never mind. I like Legolas too much.
But you all can be Insanity!
I AM REQTHIN!!!
Ok Secretary, go get me a doubble latte with whipped cream, and do my homework. Hold my calls today, I'm going to be napping all day while you do my laundry.
... I'm moving to my iTouch.
Which means I can't update the blog until I'm using the laptop again.
I'll keep talking here though.
I think I applied. I don't know. I don't know what I'm doing half the time. I think I did it right. I'm not sure.
I think I'm a detective.
You're in.
Yay! :D
You don't have to be Head Dective if you don't want to. It was just a sugjestion.
But if you do take the job, you can help us track down our sanity!
And I saw your application, and you did fine. Your plenty crazy to get in.
Congratz Thalia!!!! You can have my gummie chainsaw as a prize! *hands it over, but eats one of the gummie bears first* :)
I take the job! I was a detective once. It was fun :3
Chainsaw's are cool xD 'Specially ones with with gummie bears.
There's a disturbence in the force.
Huh? Where?
Around my MAN-EATING GUMMIE SPOON! Mwahaha!
...That is epic.
Epic is as epic does.
*runs down the rabbit hole and breaks all the tea at the Hatter's tea party, because tea sucks. Replaces it with hot cholate*
Long live me!
Well. I must rise from slumber in less than 9 hours to attend the insane asylum that is school, and in order to do so, I must first attain said slumber.
It is bed time. My bed is calling me. My bed is weird.
*hugs everyone*
G'night all!
*Hugs back. pats on head. gives warm milk and sends off to under-dream-land*
BYE!
ooh, anyone here? *hugs to whoever*
Anyone else left?
OOOOOO! Hey Lego. *showers with sprinkles*
whee sprinkles! *throws glitter*
HELLO!!!
GLITTER! I'M A FAIRY!!!
Hellooooooow Sparky.
GLITTER AND FAIRIES AND MAGICK YAAAYYY!
*falls over*
ZZZzzzZZZzzz....
Oh. Wait. I'm an Elf, not a fairy.
I'M A SPARKLIE ELF FAIRY!
well, I suppose that's okay. there are far too few glittery people around here. =p
*sprays hot cholate at Sparky to wake er' up*
Hehehe. Being devious.
Don't stick you toung out at me! ;p
*keeps eyes closed, grabs Dantea's neck and wrenches*
Get. It. Off.
aw, no strangling people on the first date, it's not a good impression
*honks Sparky's knose and turns her face into a clown*
Hahahaha!
*growls and whacks Dantea with a pillow*
#Pulls a chain and showers Dantea in tea#
HOW CAN YOU NOT LIKE TEA? Tea is in your name!
*strangles Lego for implying i'm on a date with Sparky, wich would be really weird*
NUUUUU! *steals her hair*
AHHHHHHHHH!!!! MY NAME!!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!!
*dives in lava to escape tea*
Your European, arn't you? Only Europeans love tea so much.
*remains asleep through fight*
My hair? DIE!!! Eat MELONS!!!!
*splashes lava on Sparky to wake her up*
BUT MELONS SMELL FUNNNYYYYYYY!
I’m multicultural. and you’re stereotyping :)
*rolls over ignoring all distractions*
um...I don't think drinking tea is bad enough to be a stereotype, really. :) but whatever, happineesssss.
Then give me my hair back!
She’s stereotyping Europeans.
but I want it....*sadpanda*
My Nannie leaves her tea all over the house and it reaks and makes me want to through up!
English=tea. Proven fact.
No offence though. I'm a steitotype, too. I have a hic accent and love shotguns.
I don’t fit any stereotypes. I demolish them for a living.
*sad-shot-with-a-shot-gun-panda*
Give it back, or the penguin gets it too!
^^
and night lovelies, I have to go to my beddy now. *hugs*
Good night, Saphenire.
Well, you fit part of a stereotype. Or do change your mind? Is tea gross now? :)
*hugs back, and steals hair back*
Hahaha! Hair!
How do I fit a stereotype? WHAT STEREOTYPE!?
Did Reqthin go to sleep?
"A widely held but fixed and oversimplified image or idea of a particular type of person or thing"
Ex: English people are stereotyped as loveing tea.
I’m not English...
Heyy everyone! =)
If there's anyone here . . . Hello? *echoing*
Oh. Really? Why didn't you say when I asked if you were European? Now you have no excuse to like tea, you just a tea-ful person in general.
OOOOO heyy Dantea
Hey Freakfan! Do you like tea?
Ummmmm sorry but no *smiles apolegitically* lol THAT WAS SO SPELT WRONG!
Yay!!! Your a fellow not-fan-of-tea! I'm not alone!
#Growls#
Do not insult tea. You are insulting yourself.
YAY! Soooooooooo . . . . . . . . . . . . *crickets chirping*
*eats livechicken* (:P :P :P :P :P)
I am not insulting it. I am merrily explaining that i do not prefer tea
Dantea is. #Throws tea cup at her#
Although, I know how to make an amazing coffee, too.
Don't eat live chickens. The don't ever stop clucking until they reach the intestents.
How do I insult myself? I am not tea! You are tea!
DanTEA! But yes… I am TEA!
(I am also THE PUMPKIN KING!)
*eats biscuit*
btw I do not want to dip it in tea
Hope I didn't insult anyone there
Coffie is acceptable. Hot cholate is amazing. *looks at Sfeisghn suspishously. hands cup of coffie.*
Truce?
I love hot chocolate but sorry not coffee either :/
Yay! Hot choclate! *high fives Freakfan*
Rock it!
High fives!
#Puts a spoonful of chocolate powder into the coffee and stirs#
Truce.
FreakFan, you shall know be known as Esrevnok.
Wear your name with pride.
Can I have truce too? *waves cookie in front of face*
How do you say that?
Yea how do you say that and why am I being called that??????????
Oooooo! Cookie! *snaches out of hands and starts nibbling like a hamster*
We were already truced, but I like the cookie.
Ez-rev-knock. :)
Everyone has a new name! BUWAHAHAH!
True Name, Given Name, Taken Name, Blog Given Name.
Your welcome? :P
i wonder if ferek reads the comments and thinks were all nut jobs
derek i always ask tis but since this post is related maybe youll actually answer me ARE YOU COMING TO AUSTRALIA AND IF SO COULD IT BE POSSIBLE THAT BRISBANE WOULD BE ON A WEEKEND SO THAT I CAN COME.
thank you for saying hi to me im greatful but you also havent answer what is the best address for us minions to send fan mail to
Hiya, inhabitants of blogland! Other than the strait jackets, what's new?
I made my own Blog name! It's also my Straight Jacket name, and it's Legoles!
Derek reads our comments, oh yes, he does! Our Golden God listens to his subjects and smiles.
Marian! You can be Qaoteriity.
Uhhhh...nothin much. There was a tea war, but it was solved by coffie, and of course the Straight Jackets, but you know about that.
Legoles... Nice name. Very Lord of the Rings-ish.
Ah, Qaoteriity. Hmm... I like it.
*gets up, looks around, yawns, and falls asleep again*
Why are you calling us names that are not ours?
what about me
.........
Because, they are your Blog names.
I NAME YOU...
MEGA-AMELIE!
Amelie, you are Skiuthe.
Can't go wrong when you're given cool names.
Okay . . . . . . .
*throughs smelly dead fish at Sparky to wake her up*
EXACTLY, ESREVNOC!
Smelly dead fish are probably a good way to wake people up. I'll have to remember that one.
Lemme alone...
Torturing Sims.
I'm Esrevnok. Is that a boy or girl name because I'm a girl :/
I can turn Sims into zombies. It’s hilarious.
Zombie appocolips. (i spelled that wrong)
Expect it after Darquesse.
Ah, turning sims into zombies is fun. They're so very green.
Esrevnok... That sounds female. I think. I have the same question about Qaoteriity.
*eats live chicken*
Lol
WHAT DID I TELL YOU PEOPLE ABOUT EATING LIVE CHICKENS!? YOU WILL GET CHICKEN POX!!!
In what game do you turn Sims into Zombies????
Do live chickens taste good...?
They taste like chicken. Or aligator.
Yup. Want one?
*Hands out live chickens to everyone*
Chicken tastes like alligator? Hmm. I've always heard it was the other way around.
Kangaroo meat is very good, too.
Apparently...
I'm just gonna stick with chicken
Really? Awww. I keep thinking of baby kangaroos! *sob. sob*
Pats Dantea on back. *hands live chicken*
Fried chicken. My dad makes some mean fried chicken.
You like live chickens too much, definitely.
1st.
Damn.
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