Monday, January 9, 2012

The First 10,000

Just thought you'd like to know, because you are eager Minions who care about these things, that I have apparently started Book 7. Ten thousand words written since Friday.

And some of them even make sense.

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Fiona Valkyrie said...

I guess...

Lynxia Lost said...

Because... I like pie! *pulls out bow and arrow and pushes Fiona in the lake* Say hi to Val for me! She's usually the one who gets pushed in!

Fiona Valkyrie said...

am I talking too much?

BlackDragon said...

Is u a good drawer den (not trying to be rude)

Alexa Lawless said...

YES! HA! Finally! I've been following this blog for 2 YEARS, and that's my first first!

Fiona Valkyrie said...

hi val!
*shoots out of water and then heroically falls back in*

Alexa Lawless said...

I dedicate this page to Liam Wood.
It had to be said.

Fiona Valkyrie said...

this is confusing...

Alexa Lawless said...

It is a little...were you talking me, Dragon?

Alexa Lawless said...

*to me

BlackDragon said...

*pulls out 2 golden akas*

Wanna comuni ate trn eat ghis
*start shooting in circles like crazy*

Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhh

Rose Black said...

Derek, any change you will come to Clare?????? Or even Limrick??? PWETTY PWETTY PWEASE????

And it wouldn't even take you long!

It would take you:

2-3 hours in the car.
2-3 hours on the train.
And like... 30 minutes on plane, or less.

Sorry for being so matter-of-fact, but i just want you to come SOO MUCH

Lynxia Lost said...

That's nice, Digi - even though you didn't know him, you're still nice...

Fiona Valkyrie said...

DRaaaaaaGoooonnnn!!!???

Fiona Valkyrie said...

hi shadow, you're back! Are we gonna make you cry again?

Lynxia Lost said...

Bye! *hugs* Gotta go!

BlackDragon said...

Yyyyeeeeeessssss

And yes i was talking to u digi

Alexa Lawless said...

Bye! *hugs back*

Fiona Valkyrie said...

byas! if you hugged me then... *hugs back*

Fiona Valkyrie said...

hi, I was trying to get your attention

Alexa Lawless said...

Oh, well...I think I'm alright. I mainly draw cartoon characters and such...

BlackDragon said...

Seeee ya shadow

Fiona Valkyrie said...

I've seen your work, its really good!

Alexa Lawless said...

Moi?

BlackDragon said...

Alright cool cool

Can we fight aliens

Fiona Valkyrie said...

yes, toi

Alexa Lawless said...

Goodness, it suddenly went quiet...
I don't mean to rush out on you guys, but there's something I need to do out here in the so-called-real world.
Catch you later!

Alexa Lawless said...

Thanks, by the way, Fiona *blushes* ^^;

BlackDragon said...

Bye
Can actually FIGHT aliens this time

Fiona Valkyrie said...

your welcome!

Fiona Valkyrie said...

you want to fight aliens, Dragon? I would help you but this is a very serious question..

Fiona Valkyrie said...

I'm not very good at serious

BlackDragon said...

Wat wuz d question

Fiona Valkyrie said...

fighting aliens...

BlackDragon said...

Oh k so wars d answer

Snoogy said...

Can't wait for book 7 Derek! I've been wanting to read it since I finished Death Bringer! *Bounces excitedly* :)

Anonymous said...

Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

*drips in*

Anonymous said...

But if you don't bring back Tanith... I shall set my army of infected on you.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

*raises eyebrow*

No one cares for little ol' me.

*slumps down to the ground, beside a fridge, knocking down allnthe alphabet magnets*

BlackDragon said...

Hey ash what sha call u ash or flame

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Call mr FLASH!!!!!

Hehe *laughs* *winks at kal*

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

H¡'

BlackDragon said...

Gtg

Peace

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Fine then.

*sits on ground sulking*

No one is here. Hmph

Georgina Howlett said...

YAAAAY

Dantea Dredkin said...

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

Ok. Fangirl moment over.

I can't wait for the AMAZING. SENSATIONAL. PUKE-TASTIC book that Derek is writing.

<3 Skulduggery <3

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

What one will that bee?

Dantea Dredkin said...

Wich what will that be? Wich book? The seventh book. The one that he's "appearently" started.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Apparently..

Hmm how r u dantea?

Mz.Boo said...

it's alright if end of the world won't be available in australia, the only reason i am not annoyed is because i pre-ordered the e-book on itunes. AND YAY! DEREK LANDY STARTED THE BOOK.
WHOOOPPPEEEE !!!!
*Throws a big party*

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

I'm bored………

Sparky Braginski said...

HELLO BLOGLAND!!!

Dantea Dredkin said...

Hehehe. I have bunnie slippers with fangs. Now I can bite and kick at the same time. :)

Sparky Braginski said...

YAY! Some of the words make sense!

Dantea Dredkin said...

Why yay? Sense when has anyone in blogland ever wanted sense?

Sparky Braginski said...

I want the books I read to make sense.

And if the books don't make sense Derek's publishing company may realise that he's insane.

Either way, sense is good.

Dantea Dredkin said...

Skulduggery Pleasant doesn't need sense.He's just that awsome. He could light himself on fire and start doing the chicken dance and he'd still be awsome.

God, wouldn't that be hilairous? Maby that should be what Derek puts in the last 16 pages.

Sparky Braginski said...

*laughs*

But then the publishing company will find him a fitting straight jacket.

So maybe not.

Then the company would look at this place and take several of us away.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

*screams*

Sparksy

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Which ones?

Dantea Dredkin said...

Hehehe. YOU HEAR THAT DEREK? We want Skulduggery Pleasant to LIGHT HIMSELF ON FIRE and do the chicken dance.

Hey Ash! *waves*

Sparky Braginski said...

You, me, Val V, Dantea.

Lots of others.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

*waves*

Dantea Dredkin said...

Why did you put me on a list with Val? She's on a list with Hitler!

~Acacia Volt~ said...

DEREK HAS OVER 9000! :D

Kehe.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Shadow, Kallista.

Haha. *laughs like a lunatic*

Lemme see. I've given gremlins food. And guns.

Not to mention made zombies giants, and given them weapons. Andgiven vamps weapons.

Lets also mention a teaparty withaliens.

Sparky Braginski said...

Definitely Acacia.

~Acacia Volt~ said...

I like straight jackets. You get more hugs.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

And acaia most Defo!!!




Call me flash btw

Dantea Dredkin said...

Wow. I never thought of it that way. Straight jackets are kinda cool.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Yes so cool

Sparky Braginski said...

OHOH!!!

Don't forget about Fly.

~Acacia Volt~ said...

Can I call you Freidthine?

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Friedtwine? Huh?

Dantea Dredkin said...

Mmmmmm. Aztec cholate.

Who is Fly, and how can Freidthine be a real name?

~Acacia Volt~ said...

Well, I meant Freidthine... But Friedtwine it is!

~Acacia Volt~ said...

It’s not a real name. I just like the sound of it.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

But why freidtwine?

~Acacia Volt~ said...

It suits our current position of ‘straight jackets’.

Sparky Braginski said...

POKEMON JOKES RULE!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Omg.

We should make a group. *the straight jackets*

Dantea Dredkin said...

Cool. I like Fredtwine better. It's fun to say!

FREDTWINEFREDTWINEFREDTWINE!

Why are you changing his name though?

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Pokemon jokes? Wha-!?

Dantea Dredkin said...

Like a singing group? Or just a crazy group? Because I can't sing, but I CAN insane.

~Acacia Volt~ said...

Pokemon remakes for songs are awesome, too. :D

I’m not gonna’ Raichu a love song, ‘cause you Ash for it, ‘cause you Nidoran. CHANSEY!



I don’t know… if you’re in a straight jacket the situation demands a new name.

~Acacia Volt~ said...

I call dibs on Feisghn.

Sparky Braginski said...

I THINK IT SHOULD BE A CLUB!

Wanna join?

*grins*

Sparky Braginski said...

*laughs evilly*

Dantea Dredkin said...

How do you say that?

~Acacia Volt~ said...

Join? JOIN!? …I’m a founder of The Straight Jackets.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

I already dibs. My name *crazy insane laugh*



I'm the founder * looks insanely proud*

~Acacia Volt~ said...

It’s like phasing. But… with out the G so it has a ‘Ghetto-ish’ kind of sound. Phasin'

Sparky Braginski said...

No...

I was the first person to say Straogh Jacket on this blog, AND I was the first person to suggest it as a club.

I'M THE FOUNDER! Acacia can be the co-founder.

Dantea Dredkin said...

Cool. I like that.

I wanna be a Straight Jacket!

Sparky Braginski said...

*Straight.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

But I said group... SAME FREAKIN THING!!!

~Acacia Volt~ said...

Everyone needs a uniform.

Three guess what it is.

~Acacia Volt~ said...

EFHILAERDF

Sparky Braginski said...

SCARVES!

Daniel said...

i love your seris im from america so i can only get three books here but since your so awesome i buy the rest in ebay whitch blows cause your shipping is horrible anyway its hard for me to wait i read all your books three times except death bringer that is only two times anyway would you please tell me a good time that you will finisheed book seven and possibly do something with that godly aweful shipping oh and when i said i was from america i meant i from arizona in america and plus im asian

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

STRAIGHT JACKETS!!

~Acacia Volt~ said...

Scarves, indeed! Okay, everyone take a scarf and put on your lobster suits.

Dantea Dredkin said...

Ok, ya'll can be the founders/co-founders, and meanwhile...

I elect myself Grand Mange of the Straight Jackets.

~Acacia Volt~ said...

Lobsters… with straight jackets.

Sparky Braginski said...

...

We are each a different animal, wearing a black scarf and a straight jacket.

I'M A RACOON!!!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

And Daniel. Order then from amazon.co.uk. It's cheap and good package

~Acacia Volt~ said...

You can be the Grand Mange. Sparky and I shall be the Grand Mages. (There’s only one… but… there is no Council of Elders so it works itself out.)

Dantea Dredkin said...

Oooo. Lobsters. Hehehe. I'm like Zoidberg now.

~Acacia Volt~ said...

If we are all animals… I am THE SQUID!!!!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

*gasps*

*feels left out*

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

The Phoenix. *hehe*

Sparky Braginski said...

I'M A GRAND MAGE!!!

(In real life I'm laughing like a maniac.)

*laughs loudly*

Dantea Dredkin said...

Oh...wait! I wanna be a Cuddle Fish! Their funny lookin and their names are cute!

~Acacia Volt~ said...

… Are you thinking of a Cuttle Fish?

~Acacia Volt~ said...

No… you aren’t… ah.

Dantea Dredkin said...

Thats probebly it.

Wow. i'm the Grand Mange that can't spell.

INSANITY.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Pleading sanity.



Pleading it.

Dantea Dredkin said...

NO! NO sanity! Bad what-ever-your-name-is! very bad!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Im gona change my name again. Brb

~Acacia Volt~ said...

Insanity is a plague. We shall ride it northward to the land where Teddybears and Horses are the same species. The only difference is the one can speak and they all go to the tea parlour on Mondays and every other days.

Dantea Dredkin said...

Again? Ok, thank god. Your insane again.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

*raises eyebrow*

I'm the grand secretur, chanchellor, counselor.

Dantea Dredkin said...

Wait. how does Feisghn know what the inside of my head looks like?

~Acacia Volt~ said...

But, dear… that’s the point of an ice-cream cone. You just can’t have both.

Sparky Braginski said...

No...

WE WILL INSANE OURSELVES TO IRELAND, AND MAKE OUR BASE THERE.

AFTER THAT WE SHALL BAND TOGETHER, PERFORM ON THE STREETS, PRETEND TO BE CHARACTERS FROM SP AND FIND DEREK'S HOUSE.

~Acacia Volt~ said...

the inside of my head is colourful. Well, sort of. It’s all in black and white but it is very colourful. Like Rorschach and tea.

Dantea Dredkin said...

What does a Grand Secretur Chanchellor Counsler do?

Daniel said...

hey landy im from america in arizona thats right a american minion anyway since im in america and can only get three books here i have to order the rest of your books on ebay whitch blows since your shipping sucks. So would you please try to tell us when your done with your seventh book oh and do something with that shipping of yours.

~Acacia Volt~ said...

Derek. We (will) know where you live.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

It does what theyitle says. Insanely confuses people.

Dantea Dredkin said...

I said MY head. Your head sounds creepy. Are there donuts there? If so, you'll have to invite me over sometime for brunch.

Dantea Dredkin said...

Ooooo. Devious.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

My head is messy. Cos there's ideas and oc's running around placing themselves in stories and the oc machine making more oc's. Etc.

Anonymous said...

Yoohoo
I recently started a started a story too.

Dantea Dredkin said...

I want a Yoohoo now.

~Acacia Volt~ said...

No, there aren’t any donuts… I think it’s barren from food though. Torture is also considered complete joy although your gut will explode. I’m just going to say TEA and leave your minds to do the rest.

Sparky Braginski said...

We will quickly add Val V to our efforts (she'll be the columnist for the newspaper) because SHE KNOWS HIS ADDRESS.


*laughs evilly*

YA HEAR THAT DEREK? We're coming.

~Acacia Volt~ said...

Derek. We (now) know where you live.

Dantea Dredkin said...

Ick. Your mind has tea in it? That must be horrable.

Tourture though. That can be fun if you bring someone you don't like. *Being devious*

Sparky Braginski said...

*falls over and rolls about on floor like Draco laughing like a nutter*

I AM A NUTTER!!

~Acacia Volt~ said...

#Grates claws against wooden table. Trying to ignore what you said#

Bring someone into my mind? INCEPTION!

Dantea Dredkin said...

That movie confused the heck out of at the end!

Hehehe. Tea sucks.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

*cant help but roll eyes*

It's late in Ireland. Again. Yay. *hands everyone out communicator rings*

Conor.Brummell@gmail.com

And Ibe going. but go look at my blogith. *insane smile*

~Acacia Volt~ said...

Draco like hamsters!
Draco likes honey!
Draco likes toothpaste! (ca chu, ca chu, ca chu)
Draco likes money!

Draco likes face paint!
Draco likes pliers!
Draco likes bowling, Draco likes cartwheels!
Draco likes fire.

~Acacia Volt~ said...

CALMING SONG IS NOT WORKING! ATTACK! #Lunges for face#

Dantea Dredkin said...

Hmmmm. Draco is kinda gay.

But I LOOOOVE his hair.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

*attacks hedgehog*

He stoleny leaves!

Dantea Dredkin said...

Wait. My face?

*takes comunicator ring and puts it on, then punches an imprint of it into Feisghn's forhead.*

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

*gets pricked*

Ouch.

G2g. *insane sad face* say good bye this time. Or Ill hunt you down.

~Acacia Volt~ said...

#Gnaws on wrist, embedding the print of my teeth#

~Acacia Volt~ said...

Bye, Fredtwine! :)

Dantea Dredkin said...

BYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYE! Hey can you hunt me down anyway?

OOOOOO! I wanna help!

~Acacia Volt~ said...

Where… where did Sparky go?

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Hmm. I bagsi her spot on the council if she doesn't come back

*then you'll all be sorry*

Dantea Dredkin said...

You scared him off by telling everyone what your mind was like. *wages finger* Bad.

Sparky Braginski said...

Check out my blog list.

I'll update it in a few seconds to add the members...

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Sparky's a girl.

Dantea Dredkin said...

Oops. Sorry. I meant "her"

~Acacia Volt~ said...

The world is becoming androgynous.

Sparky Braginski said...

Yes it is.

I AM A GIRL PEOPLE.

Dantea Dredkin said...

Is rogynous a word? Doese it mean carrots? *googlie eyes*

~Acacia Volt~ said...

Really? I thought that you’d be a people person. Not just a girl person. ;D

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

hm. I deemed myself crazy.

Dantea Dredkin said...

Sorry! I never looked on your profile! REALLLLY REALLLLY SORRY!

God. I should know. People think i'm a guy often enough.

~Acacia Volt~ said...

Rogynous isn’t a word… but… you know, gynous is.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Hm.

Again, I deemed myself crazy.

Can the first three be bosses Unser high almighty sparky straightjacket?

Sparky Braginski said...

Order of power goes:

Me
Acacia
Dantea
Flame.

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

Now I truly have to leave.

Look at my blog. Please and insanity!!
See yup

Dantea Dredkin said...

Hmmm. Fine. But sense I was the first Grand Mange, I get to be the Grand Grand Mange.

And Rogynous is now a word, and it means carrots.

~Acacia Volt~ said...

Goodbye, Fredtwine!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

What?!? But im
Like-
ugh, is it like cos im the only boy? Cos if it il start my own club and include my good ol' imaginary friends .


*glares*

Dantea Dredkin said...

BYE!

Sparky Braginski said...

Bye.

~Acacia Volt~ said...

I wonder if Fletcher is gong to get an Australian girlfriend. I wouldn’t expect him to straight away, but, I can’t help but wonder.

Dantea Dredkin said...

Oh stop whing. Just declaire youself Kingperer (Emperer/King) of the Straight Jackets to make youelf feel better, and put some imaginairy people at the bottem of the list so your not last.

Or Scrapgrace!

Flame Phoenix (Fawkes)~roleplaying said...

*crosses arms*

They aren't imaginary?!! Thay are real.

Now mbye

Dantea Dredkin said...

Oh! I bet he does and Val gets supper jelous but donsen't let anyone know, and then she punches her!

Sparky Braginski said...

Oh, stop feeling sorry for yourself Flame.

Dantea Dredkin said...

*pours sugar into Flame's soul, makeing him happy again*

~Acacia Volt~ said...

NO! Sugar, spice and everything nice… and CHEMICAL X #Dramatic music#

TURN HIM INTO A POWERPUFF GIRL!

Cassidy Clarimonde (Self-Appointed Grand Mage of the Scottish Sanctuary) said...

Hey everyone... I have returned!!!!!!!! :P

>_< I feel sooooo hyper!!!!!!!!

Dantea Dredkin said...

OOOOO! The offical Power Puff Girl of the Straight Jackets!

HAPPY!

Sparky Braginski said...

Go here:

http://sparky-braginski.blogspot.com.au/2012/01/now-accepting-new-members.html#comment-form

~Acacia Volt~ said...

Cassidy! #Glomps#

You shall now be know as… Tsaihlah.

Dantea Dredkin said...

Hey Cassidy! Do you want to be a Power Puff Girl?

Cassidy Clarimonde (Self-Appointed Grand Mage of the Scottish Sanctuary) said...

Ohhhhhhhhhhh do that, make him powerpuff girl!!!!!!!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

http://sparky-braginski.blogspot.com.au/2012/01/now-accepting-new-members.html#comment-form

http://sparky-braginski.blogspot.com.au/2012/01/now-accepting-new-members.html#comment-form

http://sparky-braginski.blogspot.com.au/2012/01/now-accepting-new-members.html#comment-form

Cassidy Clarimonde (Self-Appointed Grand Mage of the Scottish Sanctuary) said...

Yehhhhhh okaaayyyy!!!!!!!!!


Tsaihlah, Hmmmmm sounds good enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

~Acacia Volt~ said...

Dantea, you go get sugar.

Sparky, you go get spice.

Tsaihlah, you are in charge of collecting everything nice.

I shall go get… CHEMICAL X! (It’ll be under Gordon’s mansion. I guarantee it.

Sparky Braginski said...

I GOT PAPRIKA!!!

~Acacia Volt~ said...

WONDERFUL! Tip it down his throat!

Cassidy Clarimonde (Self-Appointed Grand Mage of the Scottish Sanctuary) said...

HERE IS EVERYTHING NICE I COULD GET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sparky Braginski said...

http://sparky-braginski.blogspot.com.au/2012/01/now-accepting-new-members.html#comment-form

GO THERE CASSIDY!!!

~Acacia Volt~ said...

#Ahem# Tsaihlah. Not Cassidy.

Dantea Dredkin said...

G2g. Bye Peeps!

Sparky Braginski said...

Fine.

http://sparky-braginski.blogspot.com.au/2012/01/now-accepting-new-members.html#comment-form

GO THERE TSAIHLAH!!!

~Acacia Volt~ said...

Bye!

Cassidy Clarimonde (Self-Appointed Grand Mage of the Scottish Sanctuary) said...

i did sparky

~Acacia Volt~ said...

asf

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