Just thought you'd like to know, because you are eager Minions who care about these things, that I have apparently started Book 7. Ten thousand words written since Friday.
And some of them even make sense.
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- Derek Landy writes the Skulduggery Pleasant series because getting a proper job is so overrated.
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Because... I like pie! *pulls out bow and arrow and pushes Fiona in the lake* Say hi to Val for me! She's usually the one who gets pushed in!
am I talking too much?
Is u a good drawer den (not trying to be rude)
YES! HA! Finally! I've been following this blog for 2 YEARS, and that's my first first!
hi val!
*shoots out of water and then heroically falls back in*
I dedicate this page to Liam Wood.
It had to be said.
this is confusing...
It is a little...were you talking me, Dragon?
*to me
*pulls out 2 golden akas*
Wanna comuni ate trn eat ghis
*start shooting in circles like crazy*
Aaaaaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhh
Derek, any change you will come to Clare?????? Or even Limrick??? PWETTY PWETTY PWEASE????
And it wouldn't even take you long!
It would take you:
2-3 hours in the car.
2-3 hours on the train.
And like... 30 minutes on plane, or less.
Sorry for being so matter-of-fact, but i just want you to come SOO MUCH
That's nice, Digi - even though you didn't know him, you're still nice...
DRaaaaaaGoooonnnn!!!???
hi shadow, you're back! Are we gonna make you cry again?
Bye! *hugs* Gotta go!
Yyyyeeeeeessssss
And yes i was talking to u digi
Bye! *hugs back*
byas! if you hugged me then... *hugs back*
hi, I was trying to get your attention
Oh, well...I think I'm alright. I mainly draw cartoon characters and such...
Seeee ya shadow
I've seen your work, its really good!
Moi?
Alright cool cool
Can we fight aliens
yes, toi
Goodness, it suddenly went quiet...
I don't mean to rush out on you guys, but there's something I need to do out here in the so-called-real world.
Catch you later!
Thanks, by the way, Fiona *blushes* ^^;
Bye
Can actually FIGHT aliens this time
your welcome!
you want to fight aliens, Dragon? I would help you but this is a very serious question..
I'm not very good at serious
Wat wuz d question
fighting aliens...
Oh k so wars d answer
Can't wait for book 7 Derek! I've been wanting to read it since I finished Death Bringer! *Bounces excitedly* :)
Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay! Yay!
*drips in*
But if you don't bring back Tanith... I shall set my army of infected on you.
*raises eyebrow*
No one cares for little ol' me.
*slumps down to the ground, beside a fridge, knocking down allnthe alphabet magnets*
Hey ash what sha call u ash or flame
Call mr FLASH!!!!!
Hehe *laughs* *winks at kal*
H¡'
Gtg
Peace
Fine then.
*sits on ground sulking*
No one is here. Hmph
YAAAAY
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Ok. Fangirl moment over.
I can't wait for the AMAZING. SENSATIONAL. PUKE-TASTIC book that Derek is writing.
<3 Skulduggery <3
What one will that bee?
Wich what will that be? Wich book? The seventh book. The one that he's "appearently" started.
Apparently..
Hmm how r u dantea?
it's alright if end of the world won't be available in australia, the only reason i am not annoyed is because i pre-ordered the e-book on itunes. AND YAY! DEREK LANDY STARTED THE BOOK.
WHOOOPPPEEEE !!!!
*Throws a big party*
I'm bored………
HELLO BLOGLAND!!!
Hehehe. I have bunnie slippers with fangs. Now I can bite and kick at the same time. :)
YAY! Some of the words make sense!
Why yay? Sense when has anyone in blogland ever wanted sense?
I want the books I read to make sense.
And if the books don't make sense Derek's publishing company may realise that he's insane.
Either way, sense is good.
Skulduggery Pleasant doesn't need sense.He's just that awsome. He could light himself on fire and start doing the chicken dance and he'd still be awsome.
God, wouldn't that be hilairous? Maby that should be what Derek puts in the last 16 pages.
*laughs*
But then the publishing company will find him a fitting straight jacket.
So maybe not.
Then the company would look at this place and take several of us away.
*screams*
Sparksy
Which ones?
Hehehe. YOU HEAR THAT DEREK? We want Skulduggery Pleasant to LIGHT HIMSELF ON FIRE and do the chicken dance.
Hey Ash! *waves*
You, me, Val V, Dantea.
Lots of others.
*waves*
Why did you put me on a list with Val? She's on a list with Hitler!
DEREK HAS OVER 9000! :D
Kehe.
Shadow, Kallista.
Haha. *laughs like a lunatic*
Lemme see. I've given gremlins food. And guns.
Not to mention made zombies giants, and given them weapons. Andgiven vamps weapons.
Lets also mention a teaparty withaliens.
Definitely Acacia.
I like straight jackets. You get more hugs.
And acaia most Defo!!!
Call me flash btw
Wow. I never thought of it that way. Straight jackets are kinda cool.
Yes so cool
OHOH!!!
Don't forget about Fly.
Can I call you Freidthine?
Friedtwine? Huh?
Mmmmmm. Aztec cholate.
Who is Fly, and how can Freidthine be a real name?
Well, I meant Freidthine... But Friedtwine it is!
It’s not a real name. I just like the sound of it.
But why freidtwine?
It suits our current position of ‘straight jackets’.
POKEMON JOKES RULE!
Omg.
We should make a group. *the straight jackets*
Cool. I like Fredtwine better. It's fun to say!
FREDTWINEFREDTWINEFREDTWINE!
Why are you changing his name though?
Pokemon jokes? Wha-!?
Like a singing group? Or just a crazy group? Because I can't sing, but I CAN insane.
Pokemon remakes for songs are awesome, too. :D
I’m not gonna’ Raichu a love song, ‘cause you Ash for it, ‘cause you Nidoran. CHANSEY!
I don’t know… if you’re in a straight jacket the situation demands a new name.
I call dibs on Feisghn.
I THINK IT SHOULD BE A CLUB!
Wanna join?
*grins*
*laughs evilly*
How do you say that?
Join? JOIN!? …I’m a founder of The Straight Jackets.
I already dibs. My name *crazy insane laugh*
I'm the founder * looks insanely proud*
It’s like phasing. But… with out the G so it has a ‘Ghetto-ish’ kind of sound. Phasin'
No...
I was the first person to say Straogh Jacket on this blog, AND I was the first person to suggest it as a club.
I'M THE FOUNDER! Acacia can be the co-founder.
Cool. I like that.
I wanna be a Straight Jacket!
*Straight.
But I said group... SAME FREAKIN THING!!!
Everyone needs a uniform.
Three guess what it is.
EFHILAERDF
SCARVES!
i love your seris im from america so i can only get three books here but since your so awesome i buy the rest in ebay whitch blows cause your shipping is horrible anyway its hard for me to wait i read all your books three times except death bringer that is only two times anyway would you please tell me a good time that you will finisheed book seven and possibly do something with that godly aweful shipping oh and when i said i was from america i meant i from arizona in america and plus im asian
STRAIGHT JACKETS!!
Scarves, indeed! Okay, everyone take a scarf and put on your lobster suits.
Ok, ya'll can be the founders/co-founders, and meanwhile...
I elect myself Grand Mange of the Straight Jackets.
Lobsters… with straight jackets.
...
We are each a different animal, wearing a black scarf and a straight jacket.
I'M A RACOON!!!
And Daniel. Order then from amazon.co.uk. It's cheap and good package
You can be the Grand Mange. Sparky and I shall be the Grand Mages. (There’s only one… but… there is no Council of Elders so it works itself out.)
Oooo. Lobsters. Hehehe. I'm like Zoidberg now.
If we are all animals… I am THE SQUID!!!!
*gasps*
*feels left out*
The Phoenix. *hehe*
I'M A GRAND MAGE!!!
(In real life I'm laughing like a maniac.)
*laughs loudly*
Oh...wait! I wanna be a Cuddle Fish! Their funny lookin and their names are cute!
… Are you thinking of a Cuttle Fish?
No… you aren’t… ah.
Thats probebly it.
Wow. i'm the Grand Mange that can't spell.
INSANITY.
Pleading sanity.
Pleading it.
NO! NO sanity! Bad what-ever-your-name-is! very bad!
Im gona change my name again. Brb
Insanity is a plague. We shall ride it northward to the land where Teddybears and Horses are the same species. The only difference is the one can speak and they all go to the tea parlour on Mondays and every other days.
Again? Ok, thank god. Your insane again.
*raises eyebrow*
I'm the grand secretur, chanchellor, counselor.
Wait. how does Feisghn know what the inside of my head looks like?
But, dear… that’s the point of an ice-cream cone. You just can’t have both.
No...
WE WILL INSANE OURSELVES TO IRELAND, AND MAKE OUR BASE THERE.
AFTER THAT WE SHALL BAND TOGETHER, PERFORM ON THE STREETS, PRETEND TO BE CHARACTERS FROM SP AND FIND DEREK'S HOUSE.
the inside of my head is colourful. Well, sort of. It’s all in black and white but it is very colourful. Like Rorschach and tea.
What does a Grand Secretur Chanchellor Counsler do?
hey landy im from america in arizona thats right a american minion anyway since im in america and can only get three books here i have to order the rest of your books on ebay whitch blows since your shipping sucks. So would you please try to tell us when your done with your seventh book oh and do something with that shipping of yours.
Derek. We (will) know where you live.
It does what theyitle says. Insanely confuses people.
I said MY head. Your head sounds creepy. Are there donuts there? If so, you'll have to invite me over sometime for brunch.
Ooooo. Devious.
My head is messy. Cos there's ideas and oc's running around placing themselves in stories and the oc machine making more oc's. Etc.
Yoohoo
I recently started a started a story too.
I want a Yoohoo now.
No, there aren’t any donuts… I think it’s barren from food though. Torture is also considered complete joy although your gut will explode. I’m just going to say TEA and leave your minds to do the rest.
We will quickly add Val V to our efforts (she'll be the columnist for the newspaper) because SHE KNOWS HIS ADDRESS.
*laughs evilly*
YA HEAR THAT DEREK? We're coming.
Derek. We (now) know where you live.
Ick. Your mind has tea in it? That must be horrable.
Tourture though. That can be fun if you bring someone you don't like. *Being devious*
*falls over and rolls about on floor like Draco laughing like a nutter*
I AM A NUTTER!!
#Grates claws against wooden table. Trying to ignore what you said#
Bring someone into my mind? INCEPTION!
That movie confused the heck out of at the end!
Hehehe. Tea sucks.
*cant help but roll eyes*
It's late in Ireland. Again. Yay. *hands everyone out communicator rings*
Conor.Brummell@gmail.com
And Ibe going. but go look at my blogith. *insane smile*
Draco like hamsters!
Draco likes honey!
Draco likes toothpaste! (ca chu, ca chu, ca chu)
Draco likes money!
Draco likes face paint!
Draco likes pliers!
Draco likes bowling, Draco likes cartwheels!
Draco likes fire.
CALMING SONG IS NOT WORKING! ATTACK! #Lunges for face#
Hmmmm. Draco is kinda gay.
But I LOOOOVE his hair.
*attacks hedgehog*
He stoleny leaves!
Wait. My face?
*takes comunicator ring and puts it on, then punches an imprint of it into Feisghn's forhead.*
*gets pricked*
Ouch.
G2g. *insane sad face* say good bye this time. Or Ill hunt you down.
#Gnaws on wrist, embedding the print of my teeth#
Bye, Fredtwine! :)
BYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYEBYE! Hey can you hunt me down anyway?
OOOOOO! I wanna help!
Where… where did Sparky go?
Hmm. I bagsi her spot on the council if she doesn't come back
*then you'll all be sorry*
You scared him off by telling everyone what your mind was like. *wages finger* Bad.
Check out my blog list.
I'll update it in a few seconds to add the members...
Sparky's a girl.
Oops. Sorry. I meant "her"
The world is becoming androgynous.
Yes it is.
I AM A GIRL PEOPLE.
Is rogynous a word? Doese it mean carrots? *googlie eyes*
Really? I thought that you’d be a people person. Not just a girl person. ;D
hm. I deemed myself crazy.
Sorry! I never looked on your profile! REALLLLY REALLLLY SORRY!
God. I should know. People think i'm a guy often enough.
Rogynous isn’t a word… but… you know, gynous is.
Hm.
Again, I deemed myself crazy.
Can the first three be bosses Unser high almighty sparky straightjacket?
Order of power goes:
Me
Acacia
Dantea
Flame.
Now I truly have to leave.
Look at my blog. Please and insanity!!
See yup
Hmmm. Fine. But sense I was the first Grand Mange, I get to be the Grand Grand Mange.
And Rogynous is now a word, and it means carrots.
Goodbye, Fredtwine!
What?!? But im
Like-
ugh, is it like cos im the only boy? Cos if it il start my own club and include my good ol' imaginary friends .
*glares*
BYE!
Bye.
I wonder if Fletcher is gong to get an Australian girlfriend. I wouldn’t expect him to straight away, but, I can’t help but wonder.
Oh stop whing. Just declaire youself Kingperer (Emperer/King) of the Straight Jackets to make youelf feel better, and put some imaginairy people at the bottem of the list so your not last.
Or Scrapgrace!
*crosses arms*
They aren't imaginary?!! Thay are real.
Now mbye
Oh! I bet he does and Val gets supper jelous but donsen't let anyone know, and then she punches her!
Oh, stop feeling sorry for yourself Flame.
*pours sugar into Flame's soul, makeing him happy again*
NO! Sugar, spice and everything nice… and CHEMICAL X #Dramatic music#
TURN HIM INTO A POWERPUFF GIRL!
Hey everyone... I have returned!!!!!!!! :P
>_< I feel sooooo hyper!!!!!!!!
OOOOO! The offical Power Puff Girl of the Straight Jackets!
HAPPY!
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Cassidy! #Glomps#
You shall now be know as… Tsaihlah.
Hey Cassidy! Do you want to be a Power Puff Girl?
Ohhhhhhhhhhh do that, make him powerpuff girl!!!!!!!!!
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Yehhhhhh okaaayyyy!!!!!!!!!
Tsaihlah, Hmmmmm sounds good enough!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Dantea, you go get sugar.
Sparky, you go get spice.
Tsaihlah, you are in charge of collecting everything nice.
I shall go get… CHEMICAL X! (It’ll be under Gordon’s mansion. I guarantee it.
I GOT PAPRIKA!!!
WONDERFUL! Tip it down his throat!
HERE IS EVERYTHING NICE I COULD GET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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GO THERE CASSIDY!!!
#Ahem# Tsaihlah. Not Cassidy.
G2g. Bye Peeps!
Fine.
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GO THERE TSAIHLAH!!!
Bye!
i did sparky
asf
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