Sunday, January 1, 2012

2012

Happy New Year, Minions!

There are fireworks outside my window. Not directly outside, because that would be noisy. But over there, in the distance, over the town that I live beside. It's one hour into 2012 and someone is still letting off fireworks.

As you can tell, I stayed in this New Year's Eve- as I do every year. I stayed in and wrote, because I like to start the year as I mean to continue, by writing. So that's what I did. I was working on the Australia/New Zealand short story because I've pretty much figured out which characters won that little competition. Before it's announced, I just have to check with Josie about who came up with Tane Aiavao, because that's my favourite male character so far. So, Josie, if you could let me know in the Comments section, that'd be just super.


So... 2011, eh? What did it bring you?

It brought me great sales for Death Bringer- the best yet, to be honest. It brought me a flood that ruined my car, refurbishments that swallowed three months of my time, and a trip to London to see the new Twilight. Ahem. It also brought me a brand new niece to add to the collection (yay!) and so much joy as all four of them entertained my entire family (by falling over a lot).

2011 was the first year I had to stay for any length of time in hospital, so that's a new year's resolution right there: "Don't do that again." It sent me away on tour, nearly robbed me of my voice halfway through said tour, and got me meeting a whole bunch of you guys.

It brought us the last Harry Potter movie, which I thought was really well done. It brought us the uncannily good X-Men: First Class, and Thor, which was superb- and much better than Captain America (though even that was streets ahead of the abysmal Green Lantern). I thought Attack The Block was good fun, Rise of the Planet of the Apes was surprisingly great, and The Adjustment Bureau gets my vote for best romance. Plus it made me fall in love with Emily Blunt. Which is a good thing.

2011 brought me a load of great books that I tore through far too quickly, and quite a few dreadful books that I couldn't make myself finish. One of the best new YA authors of 2011, I reckon, has to be Veronica Roth, who emerged with Divergent. And no, I don't just like her because she's pretty. That's just, like, a coincidence, or something.

All in all, it was a good year for me. Nothing terrible happened to my family or my friends. The world faced so much upheaval during 2011, from financial crises to revolutions and rebellions and earthquakes and floods- but my friends and family are safe and well and happy, and that's what I reckon to be a good year. I know that not all of you can say the same. I know that some of you lost loved ones, or suffered through whatever hardships the year threw at you. For those who had a bad 2011, I hope 2012 is better. And for those who had a good 2011, I hope 2012 is better still.

Nothing wrong with being a little greedy every now and then.

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Raechi-Cherie said...

Woo!! 1st comment!
Happy New Year Derek!!

Ultimate Ameriminion said...

yay 2012- less than a year until the world ends, and just a few months until the end of the world is released.

Raechi-Cherie said...

And I must say, 2011 was good to me too. Finished my first year of university, made some awesome new friends and finished my very first, full-length novel! Which I sent to a literary agent, who didn't like it. Ah well. ONWARDS!

Ultimate Ameriminion said...

hey I was supposed to get 1st comment! (cough-What A Jerk-Cough)

Emily said...

And happy new year to you too Mr Landy (:

Nuttermeg said...

Well, 2012, end of world! So far we've lasted just over half a day, so what news of the end of the world has come so far?
...
Nothing?
...
Okay.

Sparky Braginski said...

7TH!!!


Holy woah I have NEVER BEEN THIS CLOSE TO THE TOP!!!

Kimberly Vex said...

New Year's Resolution- Survive the Apocalypse.
-_-
:P Just kidding but just throwing that out there...

And fireworks! Lucky. It's still 5 hours and 30 minutes away from midnight where I'm at.
Gahh, I wish I was in New York. Fooey.

But Happy New Year to those celebrating already!!!
:3

(>^.^)>HAPPY 2012<(^.^<)

Red Right Hand said...

8th !!! Happy new year! Now to read this post...

Sparky Braginski said...

MOO-HAHAHAHA!!!!


I AM SO NERVOUS/EXCITED/FREAKING OUT ABOUTHE COMP!

Yay. I have officailly spent my first twelve hours of 2012 worrying!

Kimberly Vex said...

Excellent way to start the year Sparky. Kudos.

4_Stars_Of_Gemini said...

HAPPY NEW YEAR DEREK! WHEN WILL THE WINNER FOR AUSTRALIA BE ANNOUNCED?

Sparky Braginski said...

Danke.

*worries some more*

Do you think Derek's still here?

If you are could you just tell me whether I won or lost?

Red Right Hand said...

The end of the world. Not just a book title.
December 21st 2012 is the day we will all for apparently. The day of Winter Solstice. Well, Summer Solstice over here, but, you know.
Enjoy your year.
May be your last :D

Kimberly Vex said...

Derek? Where are you?

Red Right Hand said...

I wasn't serious in that competition. Especially with Willow. I figured Sparky would win and I just wanted to give Derek a shrub, so :D
Good luck Sparky

Sparky Braginski said...

Thanks Red.

*keeps worrying anyway*

4_Stars_Of_Gemini said...

You have nothing to worry about sparky and all I wish was that you were from New Zealand. I would say I hope you win but I want to win so... I think everyone that has entered as done such a good job and best luck to all of you guys!

Sparky Braginski said...

Thank you Gemini.

I keep refreshing the page.

Nothing is going to happen.

*sits down carefully*

So nervous...

Kimberly Vex said...

...Still addicted to Sweeney Todd. It's officially plagued my mind. Wonderful. Like I'm not troubled enough already. It was all I can do not to download 'Epiphany' so my parents could listen to it in the car. It would definitely be awkward for them to hear Johnny Depp sing 'We all deserve to die!'

And not to act bipolar or anything but WOOHOO! I've reached page 50 in my story! Five-Zero! I don't why I'm so happy though. I still have a few more chapters. But 50 seems like such an accomplished number, don't you think?


And quit your worrying Sparky. I'm rooting for ya!

Sparky Braginski said...

I really cannot thank you guys enough for your support.

Really.

Kimberly Vex said...

If Derek doesn't pick your character Sparky we'll kidnap him and derpive him of food and water until he writes a story about you/your character.

It's a foolproof plan; admit it.

4_Stars_Of_Gemini said...

Good job reaching page 50 Vex and I know what feeling you mean, is that A4 or A5 though?

4_Stars_Of_Gemini said...

I REALLY REALLY REALLY hope I win. I tried my hardest but everyone did so well...

Sparky Braginski said...

Please don't.

If he decides to let someone else win, then fair enough. I haven't won. I just want to know now.

Which is my problem.

Sparky Braginski said...

I need to go now.

BYE!!!

Kimberly Vex said...

Alrighty then. So the kidnapping plan is out the window.

And, Gemini, may I ask what you mean by A4 and A5?

Kimberly Vex said...

BYE SPARKY! HAPPY NEW YEAR!

4_Stars_Of_Gemini said...

Really Vex, that seems to be going a bit to far. You never know who wins it might be someone you never expected. Its how the character fits into the story not how well it is written.

4_Stars_Of_Gemini said...

I mean what page type is it on? Have you changed the size of the page?

4_Stars_Of_Gemini said...

See you Sparky!

Kimberly Vex said...

Just kidding about the whole kidnapping thing...I'm not that messed up.
And to be honest I didn't go through the 982 character entries so I haven't seen which character I like the best.

And my font is 12 point Times New Roman, not double spaced, et cetera, et cetera. And I'm pretty sure I didn't do anything to the page when I first started writing...Then again I can't be sure. I started writing nearly a year ago.

Mel said...

Happy New Year everyone! Sparky, I haven't seen anyone as hell bent on winning as you,it's frightening, really XD

4_Stars_Of_Gemini said...

Ok then I <3 writing, I'm on page 75 of my first novel :)

Kimberly Vex said...

Hiya Mel!

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

Hello!


Derek, just to be sure you see it, I got a Christmas card from you! Except you didn't send it to Valkyrie V. Cain. You sent it to Bella Votolato. Who is me. And I sent a letter back!!!!


And I haven't got my stuff yet. I'm DYING to get it. *falls on the floor, twitching* See? I'm dying!

4_Stars_Of_Gemini said...

Does derek Read these blog posts? If so HI DEREK! Do you remember me? I was Jacob Parker, I talked to you on the facebook chat earlier last year on the dymocks page. That was probably my FAVOURITE moment last year, Talking to you.

I asked you if you were ok because of the floods and you told me about your car and then we were talking about what would happen if the Bentley was in a flood and you said that Skulduggery would just manipulate the water.

You probably don't remember it but I do. So if your reading this, Hi! Happy new years and thanks for entertaining me since your books first came out :)

You are the BEST, BEST author in the entire world (I know I'm such a suck-up :P) but you really are in my eyes. If i got to choose skulduggery pleasant would be made a classic novel.

You rock Derek and If your reading this can you tell us when the winners will be announced :). I really hope I win. Have a great 2012 Derek!

From one of your biggest fans
Jacob Parker :)

P.S Long live your car

Mel said...

'Ello there Kimberly

Val, if you die you'll never get any of this 'stuff', so keep on in the land of the living!

Eve the ROCK said...

Eep! I cannot wait to find out who won! I'm so excited my hands are shaking and I'm finding it vdeery difficult tok type, as you van see. Ev en if I don't win, I'll still treasure my caharacters and hopefully they will come to life and destroy humanuty one dy.....or something. I am SO excited!

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

What do you mean, 'if I die'?

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

Oh, I get it now. I'll live long enough. Or I'll come back from the dead. Whatever works.

Mel said...

Well I suppose living is much too mainstrea nowadays, you should unlive out your days as a zombie, or something in waiting

lilian.thigh said...

Huh, I didn't think to reflect on the last year... First half of 2011, amid the natural disasters that struck Japan and New Zealand and Queensland (good God, the flood footage on YouTube), actually brought me some fun times.

My friends and family threw a surprise birthday party for my 16th, and just knowing that people care enough about you to do that... :')

Terry Pratchett came to Sydney and did a talk at the Opera House - ohmygoddd fourth row - I swear, I am reading that man's books on my deathbed.

Became one of the 12 Regional Finalists in the Sydney Morning Herald's Young Writer of the Year competition. **puts on sunglasses as drawn-out "yeeeeaaaaahhhh" plays**

Second half of 2011. People I knew passed away. Credit card fraud. Near-maim-or-death car crash. Oh, and found out that the man of my dreams is gay.

Which is rather frustrating, lemme tell ya. :P

Despite this, life is too awesome for the world to end in 2012. I want to write and paint and get married and have three children and go to Disneyland. I'll be (mostly) fine with the world ending in 2060, as that jolly old Isaac Newton said.

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

Derek, you know Skuldugggery is insane, right? Of course you do. You wrote it. But me and Amanda got him on tape! Yep, we did! And he ate me!

Anyway, we made these videos where I'm dressed as Skulduggery and I'm basically being a complete weirdo, but it's HILARIOUS. YOU HAVE TO WATCH IT.

The first of the two parts is here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2KynieCc18

And the second is here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er0s1EkmOLQ

And trust me, everyone who has seen it loved it! Here's a hint of it:

"Uh, Skulduggery, why are we in Valkyrie's house?"

"I ate her."

"WHAT?"

blubber2000 said...

Happy New year every one!!! :)

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

AND DEREK BE SURE TO WATCH ANY VIDEOS MADE BY 'valkyrieANDchina' ON YOUTUBE!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

Happy ne year!

lilian.thigh said...

And a Merry 2nd of January, and 3rd of January, and hey, let's make the 4th a merry day as well.

IzzFizz said...

Pinch, Punch, First day of the Month!!!!!

Kimberly Vex said...

Is EVERYONE in 2012 but me?

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

Valkyrie Cain sat down at Skulduggery Pleasant's laptop while she waited for Skulduggery to pick out his hat, which took a surprisingly long time, so she decided to go to Google and type in her name.
She was shocked at the amount of results there were for "Valkyrie Cain". She kept seeing one name, and they seemed to know a lot about her, so she clicked on a link.
The link took her to a website called, "Derek Landy Blogs Under Duress". She frowned. How did this guy know so much about her? "Hey Skulduggery," she called, "come look at this. I think we're being... I think we're being stalked."
Skulduggery walked in. He was wearing a black pinstriped suit and a black hat. "Stalked?" he asked. "By who?"
Valkyrie didn't even look at him; her eyes were glued to the screen. "All these people. There's someone named Amanda Moore/China Sorrows, Sparky, Flame Phoenix, Kribu, Kallista, Crystal Darkflair, Mar-Chu, nights.raven, Octaboona, Pyro, Mistical Future, Rosella Embers, Invisible Fly... They're's tons of them, all Bloglanders, following this website... There's so many more... Wait." She looked again. "They all seem to, like, love this Derek guy," Valkyrie said. "He's the one who posts these things, then tons of other people comment on it. There's so many people..."
Skulduggery came over to where Valkyrie was sitting. He looked at the screen, then hesitated. "That's really odd," he said. "How could these people all know about us? Are they mortals?"
"I can't tell," Valkyrie said, staring at the posts. Derek Landy. She needed to remember that. She looked a little closer. "Hey, this girl, Valkyrie V., she's... She's obsessed with us. Look!" Valkyrie pointed.
Skulduggery looked at where Valkyrie was pointing. He was shocked, Valkyrie could tell. She was pointing at some of the comments "Valkyrie V." had posted.
"This girl had a party on your deathday, Skulduggery. Apparently October 23rd is this Derek guy's birthday also." She scrolled to the bottom of the page and clicked on "Home". She started scrolling down, then shrieked and leaped out of the chair. Skulduggery looked down at Valkyrie in shock, then looked at the screen and he screamed too.
They were staring at a post called, "First Competition Ends". There was a photo in that post, and in that photo Valkyrie saw herself, except it was when she was 12. "I never took that photo!" she screamed. "How on earth am I in that photo?!"
Skulduggery didn't move. He just stared. "I don't know," he said, speaking slowly. "Are you sure you never took that photo?"
"Yes I'm bloody sure!" Valkyrie shouted. "I have no clue who any of those other people are!"
Skulduggery went back to Google and typed in "Derek Landy". Skulduggery made a sound, a sound of surprise, and read it aloud. "Derek Landy is an Irish author, known for his book series called "Skulduggery Pleasant", about a sharply dressed skeleton and his partner, Valkyrie Cain..." He trailed off. He turned to look at Valkyrie. All the colour had drained from her face.
"Valkyrie," Skulduggery asked catiously, "are you going to faint?" She gave a small nod, then closed her eyes and started falling. Skulduggery rushed over and caught her, moved her to the couch, then went back to the computer and started reading again.

Valkyrie woke up to Skulduggery poking her arm. She looked at him, then looked at the ceiling. "Was all that real? With the stalkers, and the photo?"
"Unfortunately," Skulduggery said, pulling Valkyrie to her feet, "it was real. Very real. A little too real. I've found Derek Landy."
"Are we going after him?" Valkyrie wanted to. She needed to figure this out.
"Yes, we are. We're leaving. Right now."

Sparky Braginski said...

Hello...

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

About thirty minutes later, the Bentley pulled up to the mysterious Derek Landy's house. Skulduggery activated his facade and got out first, checked that it was clear, then beckoned for Valkyrie to join him. They approached the door. Skulduggery knocked three times, then stepped back and waited for an answer. A few minutes later, a man came out. Valkyrie thought he looked pretty cool.
"Hello," Skulduggery said. "Are you Derek Landy?"
"I am," Derek Landy replied. "And you are...?"
"I think you know," Valkyrie said. "We saw your website."
Derek thought for a moment, then nodded to himself, then realised who was standing in front of him. He looked at them. "Are you guys seriously Skulduggery and Val?"
"We are," Skulduggery said, tapping the tattoos etched into his collar bones, and his face flowed down, leaving his gleaming skull visible. "May we come in?"
"Yeah, sure," Derek said, then lead them into the living room. He sat down and grinned. "So, how are you guys? Saved the world recently?"
"Oh yes," Skulduggery said. "You know, the usual stuff. Bad guys, monsters, dark gods... Same as always. Until earlier."
"Earlier," Valkyrie said, "was when we saw your blog. 'Derek Landy Blogs Under Duress'. We were wondering, because we found it slightly odd, how come you know so much about us?"
Derek hesitated. He looked at them both. "You guys really don't know?"
"We don't have the slightest idea," Valkyrie said, "and the only thing we could come up with is that you're stalking us."
"Stalking you?" Derek laughed. "No, I'm not stalking you. Skulduggery, do you have any thoughts?"
"I wish I did," Skulduggery said, "but I honestly have no clue."
"Well," Derek said, "what would you do if told you that you're both characters from a book?"
Valkyrie stared at him. "What?!"
"Because you are. I thought of you."
Vakyrie turned and looked at Skulduggery. "Do you hear what he's saying?!"
"I may not have ears, but yes, I do." Skulduggery looked at Derek. "So we're just figments of your imagination?"
Derek nodded slowly. "Basically, yes, you are. But don't worry, I'm amazing, so you guys are too."
"Well that's good to know," Skulduggery said. "So if you wrote about us, then how come this is happening now? I mean, I don't see a piece of paper and a pen in your hands."
"Oh," Derek said. "Well, I have no control over right now."
Valkyrie frowned. "You don't? Then who does?"
He pointed threw the computer screen, and pointed directly at me. "She does. She's one of my Ameriminions."
Valkyrie stared at Derek, then at me. "This doesn't make any sense! How is this happening?!"
"Because I'm making it happen," I said. This was really fun. " I can prove it. Say the name of someone who isn't here right now."
"Um," Valkyrie said, "the girl in that photo I saw."
I appeared in the room, behind Skulduggery, Valkyrie, and Derek. "Boo!" I shouted. They all spun around. "I told you, " I smiled.
Skulduggery looked back and forth from the screen where I was and from where I was standing, in the same room. "How are you in both places?!"

Kimberly Vex said...

Hiya Sparky. Why the ellipses?

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

"Because," I said, trying my best not to giggle, "I'm the Narrator, and I'm also a character." I waved to Derek. "Hi! I really, really, really want to meet you in real life. Too bad we're in entirely different countries. But don't worry, I'm working on going to Ireland and finding you, just you wait." I looked at Valkyrie. She was looking at me warily. "What? You asked for the girl in the picture, so I came."
"But," Valkyrie said, "that doesn't explain why there's two younger versions of me - you right here and you as in the Narrator - in the same room."
"It does a little. If you really pay attention."
Valkyrie sighed.
"Hehe. I made you sigh just now."
"No you didn't."
"Yes, actually, I did, because I'm the Narrator, and I'm also making you argue, because it's funny."
"So," Derek said, "is this getting anywhere? Because, Val V, I think you like to annoy yourself."
"You're right. I do. It's amusing to me, and the audience." I peered at the reader through the screen. "'Sup."
The reader's head jerked back and they made an odd face.
I laughed. "Hehe. Funny again."
"Well," Skulduggery said, "this has been amusing, but I'm afraid Valkyrie and I have to go, because Val V is typing that we're leaving now. So Bye!"
"Bye," Valkyrie said, following him out the door.
Derek looked at me. "I don't have to leave, do I? It's my imaginary house we're in."
"Naw," I said, "you don't have to leave. I'm going. Narrator! We're leaving!"
"Ok," I said. And then I - the person in Derek's house and the Narrator - left, causing the story to end.

The End

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

Hi Sparky!


DEREK YOU HAD BETTER READ THAT!!!

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

Kimberly I'm in 2011 still...

Sparky Braginski said...

How are you Val V?

IzzFizz said...

THAT. was confusing. My brain is offically fried......

Would you like some sauce with that?

Kimberly Vex said...

Oh, yay! I'm not alone in the 2011 realm.

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

I'm DANDY, Sparky.


*is trying not to dwell on the fact that I had barely left when Derek posted*

IzzFizz said...

I feel sorry for the Samoans. They completely missed Friday!

Sparky Braginski said...

Who?

IzzFizz said...

The people that live in Samoa. They didn't get a Friday.

Sparky Braginski said...

...

Okay...

Kimberly Vex said...

That sucks. Friday is the only day Rebecca Black can sing her wonderful song. Pity.

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

I HATE THAT SONG!

IzzFizz said...

They moved the date line...

IzzFizz said...

Ugh. Everyone sings that song at school. Even if it isn't Friday.

Kimberly Vex said...

What? How can you hate 'Friday'? With her 'wonderful' vocals and absolutely 'creative' 'fun' lyrics. What is there not to love? (Note the '')

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

DEREK MY BIRTHDAY IS IN FOUR MONTHS AND TWENTY-NINE DAYS. YO SHOULD COME TO AMERICA THEN.


Just saying...

Eve the ROCK said...

Hi...........!

Sparky Braginski said...

Hi Eve.

Eve the ROCK said...

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! *eats live chicken*

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

The sarcasm font is ^this^

IzzFizz said...

You could use our sarcasm marks....... ^see?^

MY BIRTHDAY IS BEFORE YOUR'S VAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kimberly Vex said...

Ah, so those are sarcasm marks. Those will come in handy when I'm around...

Eve the ROCK said...

I would ust like you all to know, if a miracle happens and I win the competition, I'm sharing a live chicken with you all! *shows live chicken*

IzzFizz said...

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!

Sparky Braginski said...

Not the poultry again....

Kimberly Vex said...

...Val you may have met your match when it comes to strangeness.

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

Oh, Derek, look at the Christmas post on my blog! I got a SKULDUGGERY PLEASANT BLANKET and you have to see it!


Brb

Eve the ROCK said...

And you HAVE to eat it. No sarcasm marks.

Sparky Braginski said...

Because of you, Eve, Flame tried to eat me.

IzzFizz said...

Have any of you seen a How It Should Have Ended video on youtube?

Kimberly Vex said...

I'm off. Lates.

(>^.^)>HAPPY NEW YEAR<(^.^<)

Sparky Braginski said...

Yes.

Eve the ROCK said...

Well, Sparky, you didn't eat the purple banana, you didn't eat the sage, and you DIDN'T eat Phoenix!

Sparky Braginski said...

I ate meat.

Eve the ROCK said...

Yay! Cannibalism!

Eve the ROCK said...

Yeah I especially like How....um....I love most of them!

IzzFizz said...

*raises hand*

I eat sand!

IzzFizz said...

Sweet. Me and my friend have memorised about half of them....

Sparky Braginski said...

Same.

IzzFizz said...

And it's abbreviated HISHE. Pronounced his-he

IzzFizz said...

SAND TASTES LIKE SAND!

Eve the ROCK said...

Don't be silly, Izz, eating sand is just plain weird. *eats live chicken*

IzzFizz said...

I also eat grass and blood vessels from chickens!!

Eve the ROCK said...

Why not eat the whole chicken?

IzzFizz said...

AND............Dun, dun, dun, duuuuuuuun!!!!























TUNA!

Eve the ROCK said...

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeew! Who eats tuna?? *eats live chicken*

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

Amanda eats alligator! *looks at everyone who is giving me a what-the-heck face* Seriously. She has. She said it tastes like chicken.

IzzFizz said...

Well. Sometimes it's nice not to be a pig eve.

And I only eat tuna when there is nothing else in the house. (btw did you know magpies really like tuna?)

Eve the ROCK said...

Now who's this person who needs to post a comment before Derek can announce the winners? I'm dying here!

IzzFizz said...

Bear Grylls. Does worse....

Eve the ROCK said...

Aligator sounds nice. And I'm NOT a pig! *stuffs face full of live chicken*

Eve the ROCK said...

Who's Bear Grylls?

Sparky Braginski said...

At least I only eat dead things...

IzzFizz said...

?????????????????????????????????????????????


you haven't seen Man vs Wild?

IzzFizz said...

Is sand dead?

Eve the ROCK said...

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeew! Sparky! Talk about morbid! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeew! *eats live chicken*

Eve the ROCK said...

....who would call a kid 'Man'?

IzzFizz said...

Waaaaaaaaaaait a minute!

aren't I a dead thing?

IzzFizz said...

Eve.
*rolls eyes*
Just google it.

Eve the ROCK said...

Of course sand's dead. Otherwise it would be cruel to eat it. *eats live chicken*

Eve the ROCK said...

Go on, Sparky! Eat Izz!

Sparky Braginski said...

Izz isn't solid.

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

I wonder if Amanda has watched 'Boy Eats Girl' yet... She made me lend it to her...

Eve the ROCK said...

.......That's disgusting. HE ATE A BUG. *eats live chicken*

IzzFizz said...

That is true. I am merely a representation of myself.

Does that mean I'm like the Echo Gordon?

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh. Sages are solid. And dead.

IzzFizz said...

No. Of course not.




I have more power!!

Eve the ROCK said...

Izz, you're not a guy.

.....right?

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

OH MY GOSH, IZZ IS LIKE MY DEAD UNCLE!

Eve the ROCK said...

All hail the almighty IzzFizz! I present to you.....a live chicken!

Sparky Braginski said...

...

Eve the ROCK said...

Sparky! I need kidney! QUICK!

Eve the ROCK said...

There's no time! *takes kidney*

Sparky Braginski said...

No.

Eve the ROCK said...

Too late! *eats kidney*

IzzFizz said...

This converstion is nuts.

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

Sparky, you aren't talking enouogh!


*leaps onto her back* Do you need me to call CAELAN? *creepy face*

Sparky Braginski said...

*cuts open Eve's stomach and takes kidney back*

Sick. You are sick.

Eve the ROCK said...

Izz! I need a liver! *takes liver and eats it*

Eve the ROCK said...

Valkyrie! I need a better stomach! *takes stomach and eats it*

Sparky Braginski said...

*electrocutes Val V off my back*

Please don't call Caelan. I'm on my iTouch.

IzzFizz said...

I think Charlie the unicorn has a kidney sitting in a snowman somewhere...

Eve the ROCK said...

Yes! That's exactly what I need! *takes unicorn kidney and eats it*

IzzFizz said...

Ugh. You so can't take my liver. That would require going back in time.

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh yes. Right. I have an idea! *vaccums up IzzFizz*

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

*calls Caelan to attack Sparky* *realises what I did too late* OH NO HE'S A STALKER! HIDE! *shoves Sparky to Caelan as a sacrifice*

Eve the ROCK said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Sparky!

IzzFizz said...

hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

I'm intrigued. I'll stay here just to see where this goes.

Sparky Braginski said...

Dear g-

*gets cutoff by Caelan tearing my left arm off*

Ow?

*screeches as he pulls the other one off*

Well... I'll just be dead on the floor then...

*dies*

Eve the ROCK said...

IzzFizz! Guess what? Who am I gonna call?

Eve the ROCK said...

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

Eve! Give back my stomach! But I forgive you. Did you know, by the way, the sparrow flies south for winter?


*punches her in the face, then kicks her over, then kicks her in the face*

Eve the ROCK said...

Who am I gonna call?

Eve the ROCK said...

Ow. That was uncalled for.

Eve the ROCK said...

Who am I gonna call?

IzzFizz said...

GHOSTBUSTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

Correct! *calls gostbusters* *ghostbusters take Izz away*

IzzFizz said...

*starts dancing inside vaccuum*

Eve the ROCK said...

Goodbye Izz! (to ghostbusters) Finish the job.

IzzFizz said...

*gives ghostbusters directions to my house*

*starts massive party without inviting Eve*

IzzFizz said...

*starts dancing with Fancy Pants Man*

Eve the ROCK said...

HOW COULD YOU, IZZ?! I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!!!! *throws live chicken at Izz* *live chicken passes through*

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

*hides from Caelan as he gets closer* Just stay away... Stay away from me... STAY... AWAY...

Eve the ROCK said...

BUT I WAS SUPPOSED TO DANCE WITH FANCY PANTS MAN!

Eve the ROCK said...

Valkyrie! Use this! *tosses live chicken*

Eve the ROCK said...

*starts whacking Caelan with purple banana*

IzzFizz said...

YOU
THOUGHT
WE
WERE
FRIENDS?


May I remind you you that you just tried to destroy me?
You didn't count on my awesome popularity and taste for parties though did you?

I think you owe me something!

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

*smacks Caelan with the chicken* *watches as he eats it* GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!

Eve the ROCK said...

Okay, fine. Fair enough, Izz. *takes breath*

Would you like to come with me to the banana fest?

IzzFizz said...

YES! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're the banana king Charlie!

Eve the ROCK said...

A wasted live chicken?

This is war.

*screams and starts splashing salt water at Caelan*

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

*sacrifices Izz and Eve to Caelan* JUST GET AWAY!

IzzFizz said...

*clears throat*

Caelan? WHAT, are you doing?

Eve the ROCK said...

Charlie you look quite down
With your big sad eyes
And your big fat frown
The world doesn't have to be so gray
Charlie when your life's a mess
When your feeling blue
Always in distress
I know what can wash that sad away
All you have to do is
Put a banana in your ear (a banana in my ear?)
Put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear
It's true (says who?)
So true
Once it's in your gloom will disappear
The bad in the world is hard to hear
When in your ear a banana cheers
So go and put a banana in your ear
Put a banana in your ear (I'd rather keep my ear clear)
You will ne'er be happy
If you live your life in fear
It's true (says you)
So true
When it's in the skies are bright and clear
Oh, every day of every year
The sun shines bright in this big blue sphere
So go and put a banana in your
Eaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrr

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

Last year, everyone in my class decided I was Charlie...

Eve the ROCK said...

I believe he is flirting with you.

Eve the ROCK said...

Were you sad about it? If so, you should put a banana in your ear.

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

*is still terrified of Caelan*

Eve the ROCK said...

Valkyrie, run! Oh wait. KILL HER!!! SHE'S DARQUESS!!

IzzFizz said...

Yeah. Well. This is my friend Jay *points to pet vampire*

Why don't you two have a nice chat?

*gives signal for Jay to attack Caelan*

Eve the ROCK said...

Take that, Creepy Vampire!

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

EVE! *hits her in the face* WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

IzzFizz said...

Val. take a chill pill.

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

I RAN OUT OF CHILL PILLS!

IzzFizz said...

Well then steal one of Eve's. She definately owes you for the death wish.

Eve the ROCK said...

What do you mean? I was talking about Caelan.

Eve the ROCK said...

What death wish? I am genuinely confused.

IzzFizz said...

^sure you were^

Eve the ROCK said...

Oh, right. I remember. Well, you're the one who sacrificed me in the first place.

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

You told Caelan to kill me, then told the world I was Darquesse!

IzzFizz said...

May I bring your attention to this quote from Eve the ROCK:
Valkyrie, run! Oh wait. KILL HER!!! SHE'S DARQUESS!!

IzzFizz said...

And you missed an e

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

Sparky, iCarly needs you! They need a electricity to short out Freddie's head!


Don't ask why I would know...

Eve the ROCK said...

Sorry. I panicked. I often misspell when I panic. But I was totally in control about telling everyone she's Darquesse.

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

*glares at Eve*

Eve the ROCK said...

Hehe. Uh, want a live chicken?

IzzFizz said...

*sigh*

*looks at Jay and Caelan actually chatting*

STUPID VAMPIRES!

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

No. *smacks her in the head*

Mar-Chu said...

Happy New Year!

Well, it'll be the new year for us on the east coat timezone in 5 minutes. 5 MINUTES! I'm gonna watch the ball drop.

Ew. Justin Bieber. Beiber. However you spell his name.

I wonder if I should write...hm...I dunno...

OH!!!! NEW YORK IS PACKED!!!!! THEY'RE, LIKE, ALL LITTLE...IT'S A MOB! IT'S LIKE SOME HUMAN ANT COLONY!!!

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

*calls Fletcher and gestures to Caelan* Look! It's Caelan! Go harm him!

Valkyrie V. Cain said...

I'm watching New York on TV!

IzzFizz said...

*chuckles softly*

Lets kill justin...

Eve the ROCK said...

Fine, no live chicken. *eats live chicken*

IzzFizz said...

Or just watch sadistically as he destroys himself slowly and painfully through stardom.

IzzFizz said...

I can't decide which picture I like best.


Maybe I should just go back to the turnip.

but I'm in a White Stripes mood....

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