Monday, January 9, 2012

The First 10,000

Just thought you'd like to know, because you are eager Minions who care about these things, that I have apparently started Book 7. Ten thousand words written since Friday.

And some of them even make sense.

5,000 comments:

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amelie espirt said...

yay thats exciting oh golden god

amelie espirt said...

yay im first i dedicare this page to derek the 7th book and the people of blogland also beth fantaskey some one i look up to as an author ( but she come under the golden god that runs this blog)

Lilly Edogawa said...

^^ awesome! (I'm 3. btw o.o yay :3)

zulizoga said...

yes i'm third

zulizoga said...

oh 4th still cool

zulizoga said...

all mighty golden god i am a newbie but your number one australian fan

Bryan Lye said...

end of the world at the back of book 7? cause from what i know when i asked World Book Day Ireland, end of the world is not avaliable outside Ireland and UK.

Daniel Baines said...

Reads blog post. Head explodes...

zulizoga said...

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!no no no no i must read that book i must

ValkryieCain said...

YAY!!!! is it coming out September? So excited :) from the No. 1 Skulduggery Pleasant/Derek Landy Irish fan :) Ireland Rocks :P like, so hard there are little leprachauns with electric guitars singing AC DC... :)

Humma said...

ohmygod!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First twenty!

Humma said...

I don't think i can wait till September...

Mary Hiashi said...

I've been at my story for months and am only at 6000 words. That is just sad.

So you getting 10,000 done in a fairly short amount of time is astoundingly brain mushifying. At least for me it is. Although then again, I am a huge procrastinator...

And I still think that a writer should, hypothetically of course, write the chaos theory in 16 blank and random pages.

Mary Hiashi said...

I also have to read the 6th Skulduggery book. Again, I just got it, but I don't have enough time to finish it in one night and if I can't then I know I won't sleep. So I'll just wait until the weekend.

Mary Hiashi said...

And last night I decided that I also want to write a book from the perspective of a slave... Although that could potentially get a little racy...

Mary Hiashi said...

I can't wait for my candy from Japan.

Mary Hiashi said...

I do hope that Scapegrace is in the 6th book. He's hilarious. Oh! Hypothetically, an author could write a grand adventure from the perspective of Scapegrace in the last 16 pages of his or her book.

Pink Rose said...

Yay 17th comment! :P

Well done Derek, you must be chuffed.

Pink Rose said...

I started one of my writing things AGES ago, and I've only written about 15 words... :P

Mary Hiashi said...

Look at my behaviour.
I can't help myself.
One foot before the other,
And hope you didn't notice.
I'm 14 days ahead to you.
In my head you're already mine.
I hope I don't seem like the desperate kind.

Sometimes I, melt I,
I don't know where to put myself,
But I'm not alone, cause right outside,
There's two people just falling in love.

I see you're looking,
But are you looking my way?
I'd like to think so, I could only say.

Sometimes I, melt I,
I don't know where to put myself,
But I'm not alone, cause right outside,
There's two people just falling in love.

Some other time, some other place
Well maybe I'd show you my real face.

Sometimes I, melt I,
I don't know where to put myself,
But I'm not alone, cause right outside,
There's two people just falling in love.

Sometimes I, melt I,
I don't know where to put myself,
But I'm not alone, cause right outside,
There's two people just falling in love.

Mary Hiashi said...

I by Kurt Nilsen is a great song.

Mary Hiashi said...

You can probably guess that I'm bored. And it's too noisy in here to write.

Mary Hiashi said...

100 Funniest Things to Do

http://www.randomthingstodo.com/funniest

Mary Hiashi said...

1) Point at someone and shout "Your one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.

Mary Hiashi said...

3) Run up to someone random on the street and slap them with a loaf of bread.

4) Go to McDonalds and ask for a happy meal with extra happy.

6) Walk up to a small child that resembles you, and tell them that you are them from the future.

7) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"

Mary Hiashi said...

8) Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.

10) Blow up a balloon, then ask someone to pop it, when they do, start screaming.

11) Go up to a random lady with a daughter and say her son is adorable.

14) Come late to school and when the teacher asks why say your pet rock had a seizure.

15) Go to a libary and ask for a book on how to read.

Mary Hiashi said...

18) Put a dora doll in the middle of Walmart.When someone tries to pick it up yell "SWIPER NO SWIPING".

19) Run through a police station and yell " I finally escaped from prison!"

20) Shout "For Narnia!" and charge into a store, knocking over everything in your way.

21) Go jump on a random guys back and yell (THE SKY IS FALLING RUN MAN RUN) and see what happens.

23) Invite all your neighbours round for a barbeque. Feed them salad.

Mary Hiashi said...

24) Go to your neighboors house then ask to use there toilet, then wait 5 seconds and say never mind.

26) Make "No Dumping - Violators Will Be Prosecuted" signs and put them in public bathroom stalls.

28) Call a random phone number and yell, "Where is my fried chicken dude?!"

32) Eat a hotdog and then call someone and scream, "I ate my dog!"

Mary Hiashi said...

34) Go up to random people at the mall, show them your ID, and say, "HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN?!"


37) Put a computer mouse in a mouse trap.

38) Sit on a curb with a stuffed animal and scream at it about how it ruined your life.

40) Go up to a really buff man and hug him yelling GRANDMAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

41) Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.

42) Go to walmart, find a random old guy and yell, "GRANDPA! YOUR STILL ALIVE! ITS A MIRACLE".

43) Knock on someones door. Tell them a corny joke, laugh, and stand there until they close the door.

Mary Hiashi said...

I'd put more but I have to go.

Arriverderci!

09Sienna_Pyre said...

10th person!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow..... I am so honored, really. yay!

derek,thank you. we all love you. so very, very much....

and now, do you remember going to Sheffield for the death bringer signing? do you remember two girls who couldn't think of a question to ask you, then asked what your favorite animal was? that was me!!!!

although, admittedly that may not be something to be proud of. anyway, just wondering!

Derek Landy said...

Hi Amelie! Hi Lilly! Hi Zulizoga! Hi Daniel! Hi Humma!

Bryan, The End of the World will primarily be available in Ireland, the UK and Australia, but it'll also be collected along with a load of other short stories into one massive book before too long.

ValkyrieCain- yup, Book 7 will be out in September. Providing I have it finished by then...

Pink Rose, it feels pretty good to finally start writing it. I'm about two months behind schedule so I have a lot of work to catch up on!

Mary- oh they made me laugh. Favourites are 1 and 23.... brilliant...

Pink Rose said...

I agree, Ireland does rock. But not Leprechauns.

Holly said...

So excited! Derek, what would you say your average writing output per day is?

And will book 7 be released April, September, or another month entirely?

Derek Landy said...

Hi Sienna- good to talk to you again!

Derek Landy said...

Holly- a good day for a writer is usually around 2000 words- that's what most writers aim for in a day. If they go beyond that, bonus. If they can't reach 2000, they're in a bad mood...!

It'll be out at the start of September as usual.

Skullduggeryfan99 said...

thanks for the new book derek, i come from ireland like you, are you ever going to come to easons in derry/londonderry? i didnt make it lat time..

Derek Landy said...

Hopefully I'll get up to Londonderry again, but I don't know when. My tours take me to different places every time, to make sure I cover as much ground as possible.

Skullduggeryfan99 said...

on the skulduggery pleasent website it says you will be going places like derry but its from like two years ago so you should probably update it

Dragonslayer264 said...

Yay book 7

Dragonslayer264 said...

Wow closest i have ever got

Dragonslayer264 said...

Derek are you going to come nearhuddersfield soon?

Dragonslayer264 said...

Derek are you going to come nearhuddersfield soon?

Cassidy El Skulduggo Clarimode said...

Hey everyone i haven't been on for ages...


This post and the comments really cheered me up after finding out my mother is pregnant for the sixth time... we have a 3 bedroom house so i was not please...



If anyone has time then maybe you could check out my blog - http://skulduggerypleasant400.blogspot.com/

I am so excited for The End of the World and book 7 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I could die from the waiting!!!!!

Ash Willowisp said...

Well. Maybe write more?!?

Ah just messing. That's great. Ok.


Now I have to go again. Yay!!

NJ Maverick said...

OMG DEREK *hugs and doesn't let go*
THANK YOU
YOU LISTENED TO ME!!
THIS IS AMAZING!!
I HOPE IT GOES WELL!!

Cassidy El Skulduggo Clarimode said...

And to make things worse, some immature girls in my school were bullying me today and my dentist told me that i needed a metal filling... :'(

Cassidy El Skulduggo Clarimode said...

Am i the only one on then ? :(

Dragonslayer264 said...

No im here

NJ Maverick said...

I am also here :)

Cassidy El Skulduggo Clarimode said...

Yey hey guys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holly said...

Derek, thanks for answering! That's a comfort to know, since it's about the the NaNo target which isn't too hard to hit.
Also I assumed so but didn't want to be presumptuous. Even more excited, now!

NJ Maverick said...

Hey Cassidy *hugs* long time no see!!
How are you??

Cassidy El Skulduggo Clarimode said...
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NJ Maverick said...

Bye Cassidy.

Rachel said...

:D Epic!! everything is epic XD

EH-OH!!

Cassidy El Skulduggo Clarimode said...

Hey NJ *hugs back* Im alright, what about you??

Cassidy El Skulduggo Clarimode said...

Decided not to go

NJ Maverick said...

RACHEL
OMG
RACHEL
*hugs*
HOW ARE YOU??

@Cassidy: I am good :)

Cassidy El Skulduggo Clarimode said...

That is good to know, what have you been up to then?

Valice Cain said...

september? so long until I can read it? Oh, and by the way: Derek, do you know when Death Bringer will be out in German? I already read it in english, but I don't understand everything, so... :)

NJ Maverick said...

Revising for a pointless GCSE I have tomorrow.

Rachel said...

:D (oh how i wish that smiley could be bigger)

HEYA NJ!!!!!! *squish/hugs back*

merry xmas, happy new year and ALL that jazz! seeing as how i missed ya for that O.O ...

:P

Dragona Pine said...

Yay for having words that make sense!

Libz Onyx said...

HEY!!!!!!!

Cassidy El Skulduggo Clarimode said...

Revising, that sounds boring!!

Aquila Felis said...

Yay! Words that make sense! ^^

Ash Willowisp said...

What's September.

Taking down Christmas decos. Ugh.

And my cat pooed all under my mothers bed.

Byezz again...

NJ Maverick said...

And same to you!!
I am obsessed with twitter now!!
You NEED to get it!!

njandskye.blogspot.com

*HintHint*

Aquila Felis said...

... *blinks*
... I swear I didn't see Dragona's comment...

Libz Onyx said...

Good Luck NJ, what GCSE is it????????

Dragonslayer264 said...

Hey dragona

NJ Maverick said...

@Cassidy I know!! And for the most POINTLESS GCSE EVER!!

NJ Maverick said...

@Libz Learning for Life and Work (LLW)

Cassidy El Skulduggo Clarimode said...

That must suck!!

Libz Onyx said...

????? Strange, I should probably be revising for ICT GCSE on friday, which i HAVE to do, i didnt choose to do it but i cant revise as i have homework to do (heartless teachers)
anyone happen to know anything about speaking in tongues???

NJ Maverick said...

It really does!!

Rachel said...

:P i, um...already have twitter but dont use it much... and cuz me names stupid :P

nights.raven said...

AWESOME DEREK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D *is waiting anxiously for when book 7 comes out*

Dragonslayer264 said...

LIBZ! !!!!!! HOW GOES IT?

Libz Onyx said...

Huh?

NJ Maverick said...

@Rachel: You can change your Name!!

I changed mine!!

Octaboona Ambrosius- Paragon of the Purple Horde said...

WOOO! 10,000 words have been written!

Do you have a title yet? I can never write unless I have a title first but some writers seem to choose their titles in the middle or after writing.

Which type of writer are you?

Rachel said...

well!! i might go do that then!!

be rightamund-o back-o

;)

Dragonslayer264 said...

it is me taz changed my name: )

Cassidy El Skulduggo Clarimode said...

Bye now everyone!!!!

Libz Onyx said...

awww bye

NJ Maverick said...

@Octa: It's called 'Dave'

He said so a few posts back!!

:P

Octaboona Ambrosius- Paragon of the Purple Horde said...

Well I know the title started as Dave. But has it sneakily changed whilst we weren't looking?

Dragonslayer264 said...

Bye

NJ Maverick said...

You never know!!

Bye Cassidy!!
*hugs*

Lol Inc. said...

AAAAAAHHHHHHHH book Seven! ^_^
Some of the words make sense? Are they words like "Skulduggery's True Name is Cake" or "You're mission is to rise the dragons from the dead" or "Another fine morning and another fine corpse"?
What wonderful news to find waiting at home from school. This has made my day.

~From Dark Dragon from Lol.inc

Octaboona Ambrosius- Paragon of the Purple Horde said...

See. Back in the Dave post I came up with this idea (well a joint one with me and Nicolette)

DAVE IS SKULDUGGERY'S TRUE NAME!!!

Dragonslayer264 said...

Hhhhhheeeeelllloooooo any1 here

Sparky Braginski said...

THAT'S GREAT NEWS DEREK!!!

Dragonslayer264 said...

Sparky how goes it?

Rachel said...

NJ, whats ur twitter? or is it secretive...

O.O

NJ Maverick said...

NiamhIsMyName

There you go :)

Rachel said...

MWA HA HA!!! *following*

NJ Maverick said...

Thank you :D
I'll follow you back :D

Rachel said...

:)

AH!! am starting over again and its tellin me to follow 5 poeple... i have 1 :)

NJ Maverick said...

LAWL!!
Follow famous people!!

Dragonslayer264 said...

Aaaarrrrrggg

*go crazy*

Im bored

Dragonslayer264 said...

Am i te only 1 here

Rachel said...

But what if they're FAKES?

Dragonslayer264 said...

Rachel i like ur rawings day is sik i am also a good drawer but i havent put it on my blog dow and authortobe is really good also

Skuttlebug96 said...

RE;FG;5]846LPTD.R.CFGD I AM SO EXCITED!!!!!!!! Ahem.

Freya Lewena said...

Glad to have some good news with an exam filled week like this. KEEP AT IT, MISTER.

NJ Maverick said...

Anyone here??

Rubicent Shadows, Stunning Goddess of Beauty and Chocolate said...
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Christian Oblivion said...

The Spaniminions want atention... We are getting book 5 now, when you have started writting book 7...
Please, Derek remember your Spaniminions in this sublime book 7, the beginning of the last trilogy.

Rubicent Shadows, Stunning Goddess of Beauty and Chocolate said...

Derek, I have an idea for the 16 extra pages thing. Maybe in the book if, like, one of the characters told another a story or something what he said to someone else that was very significant, maybe in the extra pages you could write those conversations or like 'what actually happened' if someone told a lie, etc. What do you think?

Molly said...

That's great! I remember when I finished the first 10k on my novel. I was tired. I think I was just hitting the second week slump, so I kinda slacked off for a while... dont do that. bad news. Oh, I cant wait! I am just rearing to go after reading death bringer! I jsut cant wait!

ha! More great news! I'm coming to Ireland this summer! my goal is to meet you, whether I have to show up on your doorstep or I can just take the easy way and find you at a signing.

Dragonslayer264 said...

I got an ida 4 the extra pages somebody might have said this already but fill them with your own doodling

Dragonslayer264 said...

That would be epic

Dragonslayer264 said...

Any 1 here !!!!

Mar-Chu said...

WOOOOOO HOOOOOO! YES! WRITE! WRIIITE!!!

*does a perculiar dance*

Mar-Chu said...

You're amaaazing~ The amaaaazing golden god~

I wanna be just like ou when I grow up~

And nocturnal~

Mar-Chu said...

Oh! I think I know how to fill out that thing now...

NOW! WE SHAL GO ON A HUNT TO FIND A MAGICAL PORTAL THAT WILL TAKE US INTO THE SKULDUGGERY BOOKS!

Mir: If we complete the hunt, we get cake!

Thalia: *shoots a portal gun around wildly*

Mar-Chu said...

Oh yeah! Speaking of Dave, I saw my Uncle last week. He was a sneaky ninja, and booked a flight back to America, just getting back the night before.

Oh my. Some kid has to walk to his house cuz we drove past it...

*looks out the window*

Ruby Shadowspinner said...

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG HELLO EVERYONE FIRST PAGE!

Ruby Shadowspinner said...

Golden God, this is dedicated to your awesomeness by a faithful minion.

Golden God with your smile so bright
Like stars that shine on a cloudless night
Share your brilliant light with all world
Let your wond’rous tales be unfurled

Golden God with your books of fame
Gaining fans and fortune and acclaim
With your renowned name and head held high
And a witty main character that can fly

Golden God with your minions so proud
Shouting endless praise incredibly loud
Book signings overcrowd from coast to coast
And we fill your blog with endless posts

Golden God with your world of fun
Of magic and evil so artfully spun
Just barely begun -- evil gods attack!
Skulduggery Pleasant and Val fight back

Golden God, my thanks to you
Your books are awesome, through and through
You know it’s true, but I say it once more
You’re the best writer anyone could ask for!

~Ruby Shadowspinner
(also known as Nicole)

Rachel said...

:D thanks dragonslayer!!

And soz i left NJ...having a failing battle with twitter here...

AND got some composing homework for music :P

Christian Oblivion said...

Hello people and hello Mr Landy.

Robin Snowscar said...

Aww some of them even make sense we are proud of you Derek *pats on head*
Can't wait for book seven :D

Crystal Darkflair said...

Oooooh! Yay! I cannot wait!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D

Robin Snowscar said...

http://rsnowscar.blogspot.com/

Skye Stone is a Sworn.

When on first page post the blog link.

Robin Snowscar said...

Go read ^^^

Can I have the seventh one now Derek? Pweez

DarquesseCain said...

ahhh my first comment :-)

Crystal Darkflair said...

Bye all!!!

Robin Snowscar said...

See ya Crys

*tilts head* Hello Darquesse

Crystal Darkflair said...

Hi Darquesse!

Christian Oblivion said...
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Christian Oblivion said...
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Christian Oblivion said...

Bye Crystal and bye people!

Robin Snowscar said...

Ah kay, Bye

Anyone here?

Robin Snowscar said...

Maybe no?

Robin Snowscar said...

Meh, English exam tomorrow so won't be on later tonight - for anyone who'll miss me

DarquesseCain said...

hello to all

Robin Snowscar said...

My dad just brought me a big chocolate bar and I can only eat half cuz I'll get a migraine - cruel world

CartmansWife said...

Oh my god, I just squealed when I read this. SO excited!! <3
I seriously don't think I'll be able to wait till September. I know I have the End of the World to look forward to, which is awesome. But I mainly want to read the seventh book. :')
Do you have an idea of the name of it yet?
I love you, Golden God. By the way, you came to my school a few weeks ago (Manor House in Raheny). Just thought I'd remind you because it was amazing and you were so funny and I love you. ;)

Robin Snowscar said...

It' a shame I'm leaving now for revision, some good company around today.

Bye Bloglanders

http://rsnowscar.blogspot.com/ <---
Don't forget

Shadow9 said...

Yay! I'm on the first page! No! Nobody's on! You win some, you lose some...

I dedicate this post of mine to Liam Wood, he died on the 8/1/12... To Liam!

bubblesforblood.blogspot.com

is my blog and where I've done a complete post on him... Please read...

S.C. said...

OMG I simply cannot wait!! Could you maybe let us know the title....I mean if you're feeling generous ;)

Shadow9 said...

Yes Derek! Title! I WANT THE TITLE!

Pink Rose said...

OH MY GOD I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF. DEREK LANDY WAS ON A FEW SECONDS AFTER ME AND I LEFT!

*kills self*

Shadow9 said...

*slaps Rose* Get up. You're making a seen. I'm sure if we shout loud enough he'll come back down...

Digiconspiracy said...

Woohoo! Congratulations!

Fiona Valkyrie said...

YES!!!!!! its such a huge accomplishment that my comment is even on the first page!!! alright master landy, 2 questions. 1) when will an excerpt be released? 2) when will the latest books be released from the states?

~F10N4

Shadow9 said...

Hey Digi! *hugs*

Fiona Valkyrie said...

no! rose died!

Shadow9 said...

DEREK GET DOWN HERE!






I know where you live, you know... *evil/maniac grin*

Digiconspiracy said...

Hi Shadow! *hugs back*

Shadow9 said...

Please look at my blog. Very important new post. Someone at my school died...

Fiona Valkyrie said...

what happened?!

Digiconspiracy said...

I'm very sorry to hear that. How did it happen?

Fiona Valkyrie said...

that is so sad...

Shadow9 said...

They collapsed yesterday whilst playing football...

Digiconspiracy said...

That's awful...

Fiona Valkyrie said...

he had a seizure, right? I've heard about what happened. I don't know what to say

Shadow9 said...

Yeah, that's it. Where'd you live or did you hear through Facebook?

Fiona Valkyrie said...

i live in the states, i have family in ireland that listen to the new for all the UK, and they heard about it.

Dragonslayer264 said...

Heeeeyyyy yyyaaaalllllll

Digiconspiracy said...

I just looked him up, he's the first story that comes up if you type in his name.

Digiconspiracy said...

Hi! Slightly bad timing, Dragonslayer.

Fiona Valkyrie said...

hi Dragon

Digiconspiracy said...

But nice to see you anyway.

Fiona Valkyrie said...

is dragon still on?

Shadow9 said...

Yeah, think how it is for us. He was on our paper. He was a really nice guy. I didn't know him best but, he was friends with everyone - last thing he said to me was 'Happy Birthday' on Friday when I last saw him... My friend was giving him a lift home because their neighbours...

Fiona Valkyrie said...

is Shadow still on?

Fiona Valkyrie said...

who's on?

Dragonslayer264 said...

Yep im on umm im usually joyfull but i checkedd that blog and i really dont no what to say

Fiona Valkyrie said...

oh, hi Shadow,that's so sad, you guys were friends? I can't even begin to imagine what it's like...

Digiconspiracy said...

I'm still on, I hope Dragon didn't leave because he thought I was being rude...God, Shadow, I don't really know what to say.

Fiona Valkyrie said...
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Digiconspiracy said...

Oh, good, Dragon, you're still here!

Shadow9 said...

Yeah, kind of friends, other people knew him better because I was the year above him but - everyone knew Liam and he was just really nice to everyone no matter what...

Fiona Valkyrie said...

it's so sad, he definitely didn't deserve to die, nobody does.

Dragonslayer264 said...

Heeeeyyyy yyyaaaalllllll

Shadow9 said...

No, nobody does - you're right...

Shadow9 said...

Can we move on, if I start crying again I'll short cuirct my computer - AGAIN!

Shadow9 said...

* circuit

Digiconspiracy said...

OK, um...has anyone been watching Sherlock?

Fiona Valkyrie said...

ok, how about an all-out war?

Digiconspiracy said...

Or that...

Fiona Valkyrie said...

and, no, I haven't

Shadow9 said...

Me! I like it. You?

Oh, I passed my saxophone - 122 points, Merit! Just tell anyone who cares... (Grade 6)

Digiconspiracy said...

Fair dos.

Fiona Valkyrie said...

what do you want, Shadow?

Digiconspiracy said...

I love Sherlock Holmes!!
And wow, well done!

Fiona Valkyrie said...

yay Shadow!

Dragonslayer264 said...

Nope havent who on right now likes drawing?

Digiconspiracy said...

I do!

Fiona Valkyrie said...

ME! Do you want to have an all-out war?

Fiona Valkyrie said...

as you can tell, I'm dying for one!!!

Shadow9 said...

War? Why?

barmybex said...

YAY!!!!!! *runs around screaming excitedly* it's started :O :D

Fiona Valkyrie said...

*takes out her stolen Skul-Man pistol and shots it at a cloud*
because...

Digiconspiracy said...

First?

Fiona Valkyrie said...

*shoots

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