Just thought you'd like to know, because you are eager Minions who care about these things, that I have apparently started Book 7. Ten thousand words written since Friday.
And some of them even make sense.
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CHESHIRE!
I dedicate this page two The Straight Jackets.
So what? You want some? *Hands live chicken*
I deticate this page to the Straight Jackets!
Dantea, I got first...
Oh. Sparky got there first.
So what? Want one? *hands live chicken*
...And now, sad to say, I must take my leave of this madness. Don't eat all the live chickens, save some for the other bloglanders. Bye guys!
So what? You want one? *hands live chicken* Enjoy!
*throughs chicken in frying pan, ignoring the squacks*
Hehehe.
BYE!
Heyy!!!!!! I could've eaten that. *Grabs another live chicken*
yum fried chicken can i have some * steal chicken*
*Grabs another chicken* If you wanted chicken you could've asked!!!!!
Hey! Share! *grabs a leg*
fine im sorry about the chicken
Jonny three-wives is right!
No he's not!
He had just done so!
(randome stuff I just heard on TV)
Sigh. Goodnight, fellow Minions, Ameriminions, Straight Jacket members, and weird chicken people.
*zaps sky with lightning, and it stars raining chickens*
My parting gift to you all!
Goodnight.
Goodnight, Tea.
ok bye
CHICKEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just for the record, I hate tea, and my name is said Dan-tay-uh, NOT Dan-tee. Like Dante with an "ah" sound.)
Thankyou for the chicken!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Gobbles down chicken after chicken after chicken*
#Sigh# I know. :) Goodnight.
i want the skulduggery audio books but they are so expensive off itunes
Smiles. I am just happy. Can't explain why.
Bu bye blogland. Have a merry rest of day and may the chickens be with you!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goodbye, Esrevnoc! :)
The audio books are worth it. SO GOOD!
im thinking im going to see if i can find them cheeper because on itunes the fourth one is missing
it seems that they are cheepest on itunes
did you leave
yay i cant believe that for four audio books off itunes will be is $89.96 and it isnt even the first fou its 1,2,3,5
...
what
I have an objection to virtual books.
how come
You can' get them signed.
kallista so long its been
that is true i haveactuall books but this is for if i want to read them but i have to go to bed so i listen to them instead
Join the Straight Jacket Club.
It is Exclusive. We are planning on being so insane that we get taken to Derek.
Or something...
Anyway, if you move to the blog, you can apply and become a member.
And choose your job within the club.
And I did see.
Acacia might be giving you a name to go with the Club...
Oh and...
HI KAL!!!
*glomps*
ok cool how do i do that
Skiuthe is the name that she gave me how do i join
Go to the blog for The Straight Jacket club and apply in the comment section there.
whats the web address
...
Oh, Jesus, WHY DO I NEVER PICK EASY URL'S???
i have now commented and after people read it i will probably be committed to an insane asylum
Check it now.
im a gummy bear assasin but dont try and eat me
anyone still here
what job did you pick kallista
YAY!
Can't do anything but read it right now, because of my being on my iTouch.
what job but
Oh yes. You're in.
What do you want your job within the league be?
I'm planning on making the Blog into a bit of a newspaper when we have enough people.
(hint, hint)
DEREK HOW DO YOU FEEL BEING THE GOLDEN GOD OF INSANE MINONS THAT WORSHIP YOU COMPLEATELY ANSWER ME IF YOU SEE THIS :3
KALLI HOW do you feel knowing that your name is in death bringer
You are accepted, but what do you want your job to be?
its on page 409 and if you want i can tell you what it says
Which book are you up to Kal?
And what do you want your job to be?
so do you want to know what it says
do you want to kno w
ok i envy you for being able to be in deathbringer maybe one day i will be able to be in a skulduggery book *she pleaded sobbingly to the golden god *
Bouncer?
... I don't think we'll be needing one of them...
Journalist? You can ask other minions what they think of the books? And Derek? And other such subjects?
do you not have db
hey sparky and kalli do you guys have skype
awwwww thats sucks then we would be able to talk and not type to each other
could you get one (skype)
YAY KAL!
I'll be going soon.
So, if I stop responding, I won't be back.
Neither.
oh ok why dont they approve
my mum doesnt really care just as long as i dont give out personal information
that was random
Wasn't really random.
Anyone else? No? Bollocks.
Hello,
Hello?
Please, talk to me.
I'm in tears.
And listening to Joy Devision doesn't help,
This is exactly what happened last time, I was talking to myself.
Love, love will tear us apart again.
Ahhh please people? Do I scare you away?
Please, please, please let me get what I want this time.
That's not Joy Division, that's the Smiths
HELLO BLOGLAND.
Good bye, BLOGLAND.
Hi Niamh, how are you?
I'm great thanks for asking Niamh.
Derek Landy, I have request, can you please send me a shout out just saying hello. I'd forever be in your favour.
Oh thanks someone's on here for 5 secs and they don't even say hello. :(
It's time to play 'the weakest link.'
Nope not even one person wants tO play.
Hey Niamh,
Yeah Niamh?
Don't be so sad
Why not
Because your cat is under your bed
Silly cat, Niamh that doesn't make me happy at alll
I think, skulduggery is really good for homework! Because I like reading the books more than doing forgotten homework in the break!
Hey, are you all gone??
How about you sing a song Niamh, that usually makes me happy?
Play Niamh I'll try it...
One track mind like a goldfish
Stuck inside my petri dish
I can't breathe and I can't smile
This better be worth my while
I feel numb most of the time
The lower I get the higher i'll climb and I will wonder why
I got dark only to
Shine, looking for the golden light it was a reasonably sacrifice
Burn burn burn bright
Forgo family forgo friends...
Niamh this song isn't working for me.
I know, I can hear that.
I'm not gone. Thank you Valice for stopping my mind self insulting me further
Oh no Valice please dont be gone.
Niamh no one wants to talk to you
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. *coughs*...ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow
I'm here now.
Oh, wait, no I'm not.
I shall return later. I promise.
sorry, I'm in the middle of my IT-lesson. Hve to go. But I'll be back later the day!
Hello? How many people chnaged their names? I'm scared
Your one microscopic cog in his catastrophic plan
designed and directed by his RED RIGHT HAND
HELLO BLOGLAND. (For real this time)
Red, would you be interested in applying for membership in the exclusive new group called The Straight Jackets?
Exclusive- unless you’re insane.
You know, there’s a difference between insane and random...
Yes, but sometimes having conversations with with the applicants help, and I wasnt about to NOT add... Whoever you're thinking of...
Apply, and I'll get back to you tomorrow when I get my laptop.
Still, you should apply.
And I am random and insane. You know that. Turnip.
*slaps forehead*
I didn't look at who posted that, I thought it was Red.
I should probably got to sleep soon, but it's still light outside and I have policies.
You probably should. :) Night, Reqthin! (When you actually go to sleep.)
Sparky. Your lastest endevour is thoroughly intriguing.
But this is for real!
Would you like to apply for The Straight Jackets?
Taking applications for a short time only.
So tired.
Acacia, when I come on tomorrow, could you send me a list of who has what name so that I can add it to the blog?
You can be the official name creator!
*staring at number on top of page, silently pleading for it to change*
Close enough.
BYE!!!
I dunno Izz...
You application is pretty weak, I mean being mental problem doesn't mean that you HAVE a mental problem.
Have you actually gone yet or are you procrastinating?
Oh, no, you’ve actually gone.
Cheerio, Blogland. Drink tea.
xxxx~S’K.
Ah Sparky.
I had very little time and I dislike boasting.
I could elaborate but it would take some time. For instance; the story of the magic fork.
I must retire now. Good luck with your....(what's it called again?)..........thingy
Woohoo! 10,000 words!!!
*bows to the supreme master... er, Golden God*
Seeing this cheered me up considerably. Moving is hard work - I've been carrying boxes, moving furniture and what not the last four days - feeling rather zombie-like by now.
Hey. Will you guys be my friends?
Oh my golden god! sooooo excited now! We are well on our way to another awesome book and a billion more amusing jokes and a trillion new blog updates!!! Just can't hide my enthusiasm
Oh. my. god. derek landy talked to me. me!
*faints*
I hope you come to sheffield again, derek! I'll think of a question in advance for you this time. ;)
Oh, and Digiconspiracy, I have been watching sherlock religiously. three times over. which may make me slightly odd...
but yes. I am a huge sherlock holmes fan. :)
GAAAAAH! SHERLOCK! :D
i have already pre ordered my end of world book yay!
Derek, you are aware that Book Seven is listed on Amazon as coming out in March, right? Or at least it was when I checked on Friday.
Is that book seven or The End of the World? Because that's out in March and preorderable now...
Wow, so uh... this is really interesting...
1) the funniest things to do
2) another skulduggery blog (mine: skulduggeryknowitall.wordpress.com)
3) People getting shot
....
IF WE'RE STEALING SKULDUGGERY'S THINGS I BAGS HIS SECRET BAGUETTE COLLECTION.
Everyone here has conversations, and I'm just like, "Oh... That's cool, Derek."
*scream out loud* Yay! good job :)
*scream out loud* yay !! good work ;)
its really unfair! we in germany are waitig still for the 6th ;(
me too ;) i just joined ;)
Now if only he could keep up this rate of writing, we'll have book 7 within weeks <3
YAY! :D
OMG! YESSS! :D
YAY! We are THAT much closer to our next SP book! :]
Say what??! What is wrong the the US Pubisher?? We only have 3 titles, right?! I feel so cheated. :(
When do the 4th-6th books come out in America? They aren't even here yet! And I really want to keep reading this AWESOME series! Anyone with answers, please reply. I'm getting desperate!
My taken name is Lavender Hope. I'm new here in Blogger... and I noticed that a lot of you guys were here a lot... and that makes me feel a little left out on some of the fun... anyway, thought I'd introduce myself if I'm going to be commenting more. Well, bye 4 now.
My, my, if it isn't the Great Golden God himself, come down off his mountain to grace us lowly sorcerers with his presence. I am so honored and awestruck that I fear I am at a loss. Should I bow? Kneel? Curtsey?
Sorry, O Golden God. I couldn't resist.
is anyone else coming here?
is anyone else coming here?
I read Ur story.
Nixion?
Is anybody here?
Because people said they'd come, eveb thought that WAS quite a long time ago.
Damn . . . Nobody here . . .
SLAUGHTERHOUSE!!
Ready.
I'm here now!!
Flame???Star????
hi,
i nearly had a heart attack, thought sparky was here
TUNA MAYO!
Hi, everyone.
LOL!!! tbh so did I...
Have you met Alfred, Flame??
nope
but seemingly she is the best person going....
Going???
I've made her laugh twice and that's good enough info for me!!!
(irish slang for the best person thats been seen lately)
but yeah
Hi flame, sparky, rim
Oh, sparky isn't here . . . Never mind.
WB Star!!
Nah its still you, Val and Sparky
What are we doing to do when we've broken all the posts?
??? That won't happen for a while hopefully there's like 100 more!!!
I got 777th post. Cool.
i know rim, but we shal do it,
we shALL..
and yes, me and val and sparkjy are still the best,
*nods in agreement*
There are like 100 more, but some of them are already broken.
I wonder if derek knows we're doing this?
He knows ALL!!!
So yeah....
Flame have you got a vicar/priest for your wedding??
he doesnt, i dont think..
He might nit notice for a while, though.
i dont...
Very good question, rim.
Are you going to have one, flame?
I could learn some stuff and I could volunteer as one if you wish?
i would not mind that rim, not one bit,.
buyt yeah, idk
What did i DO???
It went back to 200 comments again . . . Stupid phone.
That's cool . . . Are you going to wear a vicar/priest outfit then rim?
Ill do some research and you have yourself a vicar/priest!!
I Gota go to football/soccer practise again... BYE!!!!
And Star, if I have to.
BYE *HUGS*
!ST
BYE *HUGS*
!ST
BYE *HUGS*
!ST
BYE *HUGS*
!ST
BYE *HUGS*
!ST
oops
thjat p[osted a bit muchl
anywhose
i dedicate to RIM
YAY THANKS!!!!!!!!!!!
And why???
FLAME YOU WASTED SPACE YOU ARE A LLAMA LOVING TUNA MAYO HATING APPLE GIVING CRANBERRY SQUISHER!
. . . Don't ask . . .
Bye again I'm going NOW!!!
Oh by the way i've changed my display name, just a bit.
And now i did it again . . .
bye rim
And again . . .
Damn . . . I was trying to move the mayo up a line . . .
I would never really WANT to spilt, would i? . . . Hmm . . .
There . . . THAT's better . . .
Grr . . . The mayo is STILL on a separate line . . .
Flame, you still here?
What about now?
Nope . . . *growls*
Hi val!
Hi Star
I've been adjusting my name . . . Again . . .
Pancake day today!
Pancake day? Weird...
bb later
Hey Flame, don't go!
Well, the proper name is shrove tuesday. Don't you have it in the us?
It signifies the beginning of Lent. In the olden days people used to make pancakes to use up all the fat they had in their fridges (except fridges weren't invented then) because they wouldn't eat butter etc. during Lent. We do now, of course, but we still like to have pancakes on shrove tuesday.
anyone on?
hi star!
Flame . . . Why did you come back just to tell us you were going? It makes no sense.
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