Friday, November 12, 2010

The Approach


It is Awards time again, and you can vote for your favourite Irish book of the year here- http://www.irishbookawards.ie/PublicVote.aspx

This year I’m going up against my good friend Sarah Webb and the wonderful John Boyne, so it’s going to be close. I’m also up against Marie-Louise Fitzpatrick- I haven’t met her yet, but I’ve heard great things...

Now, even though you are my Minions, and you would die horribly for my own amusement- which I DO appreciate- feel free to vote for whatever book you prefer. It doesn’t have to be mine.

There, now that THAT’S over, I can tell you what I’ve been thinking about for the past few days. I’ve been trying to figure out what the new book IS.

The first book was an adventure, through and through. Young girl snatched away from her ordinary life into a world of sorcerers and vampires and ancient gods… Yep, that’s adventure.

Playing With Fire was a monster movie of a book. You had the Grotesquery being reanimated, you had the Torment turning into that huge spider, you had a fight between the two and lots of running and screaming… Yep, monster movie.

The third book, of course, that was the Whodunnit- that was the murder mystery. Aside from everything else going on, there was a killer stalking teleporters, and a (possibly) surprise twist at the end… Definitely a Whodunnit.

Naturally, Dark Days was a revenge flick. That’s pretty obvious.

Mortal Coil was my Invasion of the Body Snatchers- a fantastic movie that I loved when I was a teenager. It’s also my version of The Thing, possibly the best horror movie of all time.

But what, I’ve been wondering, is the next book going to be? What handy little label can I give it? What approach should I take? And the more I thought about it, the clearer it got, and now, NOW, I have it.

The next book is the culmination of all the Necromancer stories and plots and themes, and so in one corner, we have the Death Bringer, and in the other corner, we have the person who has returned simply to DESTROY the Death Bringer- we have Lord Vile. Two hugely powerful people with astonishing levels of magic, battling it out. We’re talking tidal waves of darkness. We’re talking people being punched through buildings.

Add in the fact that now the twins know magic exists, and are making normal life tough for Valkyrie, and now she’s doing everything she can to protect her secret identity from the rest of her family.

Hugely powerful people. Secret identities. MASSIVE battles.

The next book is, let’s face it, the darkest superhero story you’re ever going to read. With a bucketload of horror.

Sweet. 

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Mary Hiashi said...

I LOVE Fletcher...And Benn Finn who I nicknamed Ebby, who reminds me of Flethcer...Ooh, AND TILLY!!!! Who's real name is Reaver...

AND THEN THERE IS THE AMAZING AND FOREVER AMAZING VINCENT VALENTINE!!

I also love Gir, Jealous the Shinigami *SO cute*, and Ryuk the Shinigami...and...and...

Mary Hiashi said...

Ah...

I meant amazing and forever awesome Vincent...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

LIZZY! i am HORRIFIED! Fletcher saved more then 2 million people!

Liz said...

good for him, i still think Valkyrie could do i bit better

Liz said...

oops, i meant A not I

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

no she can not! there is no one out there that loves and cares for her like Fletcher......ok there is Cealen but hes like a stalker to her and hes very creepy he freaks me out...

Liz said...

he ain't that bad, but the stalking is a tad odd

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

and the fact that he thinks thier ment to be..........it reminds me of twilight...........twilight is for pixi imposters.......

Liz said...

twilight sucks

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

AMEN TO THAT! but still..........Cealen + Valkyrie = creepy

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

and wrong

Liz said...

i sorta like Caelan and Valkyrie together

Mary Hiashi said...

This was probably part of Derek's check list:

-Stalking Vampire (Check)
-Kill off one of the greatest characters (Check)
-Try to kill Mary by laughter (Che...Damn she survived...Note to self: TRY HARDER!!)
-Include the Bentley (Check!!!!)
-Screw up Skulduggery's face
-Pet cat *Here kitty, kitty!* (Check)
-Have some sort of China related humor (Check)
-Add Toxic Twins (Check)
-...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

WHAT?! ARE YOU MAD WOMAN!

Liz said...

probably...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

you forgot one!



-Make Skulgirl13 go mad from lack of book (hmmm note to self try a little harder to actually driver her off of the blog)

Mary Hiashi said...

Oops...

This was probably part of Derek's check list:

-Stalking Vampire (Check)
-Kill off one of the greatest characters (Check)
-Try to kill Mary by laughter (Che...Damn she survived...Note to self: TRY HARDER!!)
-Include the Bentley (Check!!!!)
-Screw up Skulduggery's face (Check)
-Pet cat *Here kitty, kitty!* (Check)
-Have some sort of China related humor (Check)
-Add Toxic Twins (Check)
-...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

lol that would happen if he did do that on pourpose

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

you STILL forgot his other part to the check list!



-Make Skulgirl13 go mad from lack of book (hmmm note to self try a little harder to actually driver her off of the blog)

Liz said...

he forgot this part too!


-trys to kill Lizzy by making her a Caelan and Valkyrie fan (note to self, Skulgirl will do all the dirty work)

Mary Hiashi said...

Fine...

-Stalking Vampire (Check)
-Kill off one of the greatest characters (Check)
-Try to kill Mary by laughter (Che...Damn she survived...Note to self: TRY HARDER!!)
-Include the Bentley (Check!!!!)
-Screw up Skulduggery's face (Check)
-Pet cat *Here kitty, kitty!* (Check)
-Have some sort of China related humor (Check)
-Add Toxic Twins (Check)
-Make Skulgirl13 go mad from lack of book *Note to self: Try a little harder to actually driver her off of the blog* (Check)
-...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

thank you i will.......if i knew what that note ment....

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

HEY! thats not a check YET! *erases the check off of list adds instead TRY HARDER!*

Mary Hiashi said...

I have a dire need to use the facilities.

*Runs gracefully to the washroom*

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

wait Skulduggerys face isnt screwed up.........oh that remids me DEREK ASK TOM PERCAVILE TO MAKE A PIC OF HUMAN SKULDUGGERY! PLEASE!

Liz said...

I'm off to take a shower, but i might be on later, byeeee

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

HAVE A GOOD SHOWER LIZZY PLEASE COME BACK LATER!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

........im a loner now!

Halo pickle! said...

hello, skulgirl!

Mary Hiashi said...

You are all gallymoggers!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

gallmoggers???


HI WASABI!

Halo pickle! said...

gallymoggers?????????????????

Halo pickle! said...

hi skulgirl.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

whats up?

Mary Hiashi said...

Yes hi Wasabi!

Gallymoggers=crazy...

Oh dear lord, we're all gonna die!
Dad thinks that some of my mother's work got erased when we 'refreshed' the one laptop and set it back to factory standards.
*Cowars in fear*

"I'm not exactly up for dying right yet..."

Halo pickle! said...

with enough thrust, PIGS FLY JUST FINE. pigs are up.

Halo pickle! said...

so are birds.

Halo pickle! said...

and assorted balls of lint.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

lol wasabi


mary i certainly hope he wont kill you! we would greatly miss you here!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

and the SKY!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

and im just as peach as a daisy!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

WOAH! wherre did THAT come from im NOT fine im OUT OF MY MIND! i left a whole rant earlyier in the page like a few comments back im at WAR HERE ISHOULDNT BE FINE! btw what do you think of Fletcher???

Halo pickle! said...

go team telepoter!

Mary Hiashi said...

Mother would be the one to kill us all...She's like a dragon that woman...unpredictable and often times scary...

Mary Hiashi said...

Aye says I to Fletcher!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

YES FLETCHER RULES!....but tell that to my so called "friends"

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

YES! now we must convince Lizzy that he is right for Valkyrie...RIGHT???

Halo pickle! said...

what, no one likes fletcher?

Halo pickle! said...

right!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

no my "friends" and i are at war
Friend 1,2,3: FLETCHER SUCKS!
Friend 4: STOP FIGHTING OVER AN IMAGINARY PERSON!
Friend 5,6: whats going on????

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

im fine with friend 5,6 but im sorta mad that they havent read the books.....friend 4 is a meaner who needs to read the series...........1,2,3 are going DOWN!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

we've been at war since almost a month ago

Mary Hiashi said...

Cheese...
I...I mean right!

Halo pickle! said...

then use the S-bomb!

Halo pickle! said...

the skulduggery bomb!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

??????um ok mary??????



and yes ive been battling this out with them so far no one has any advantage.........ok thats i lie i have Derek and all his minions for support!!!!!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

LOL YES DROP THE S BOMB!!!!!!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

KALLISTA! yes just the person i need! Fletcher rules right????!!!!!!!!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

HE DOES NOT SUCK!!!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i NEED ANSWERS!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

????????whats your goal???....OH NO THAT IS MINE!!!!!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

THE NEXT PAGE BELONGS TO FLETCHER!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

what exactly is your goal???

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

NEXT PAGE ES MINE !

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

WOOT FLETCHER RULES!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

my strategy worked PERFECTLY!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

lol kallista! dont do that! ou will loose your brain cells and then you wont be able to write more of your wonderful Fanfics! *places pillow where kallista smashes head on wall*

Halo pickle! said...

vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww BLOOOOOOOIIIIEEEE!!!!!!!!! =)

Halo pickle! said...

ding

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

NOOOOO DONT BE IN DESPAIR!

Halo pickle! said...

dong

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

????

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

YEAY AMERICANS RULE SOME OF THE PAGES!

Mary Hiashi said...

Kallista...
*Gives her a cupcake*
It'll all be alright...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!! thats what he gets for being a show off!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*takes a dolop of her own cupcake and smudges it on Kallistas noes and runs away for her life*

Halo pickle! said...

the cupcake was designed as a vessel for frosting.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

*trips over a corn cob and falls down a rabbit hole*

Mary Hiashi said...

Re-POST

And I do not believe in God. Basically as Darkane said, I think that he was invented in an act of consolation.

In life you live,
You love, you hate.
You laugh, you cry,
You want, you wait.

In death you die,
Your loved, and hated.
You laughed, you cried,
You wanted, you waited.

Life shall pass,
Death shall stay,
All bright colours fade away.

Your dead before you live,
You live before you die.
You live to experience.
You experience than die...

'Tis horrible I know. Shush now. I JUST wrote this...

*Sighs*

"If you're gonna throw something, throw me a couple hundred dollars would ya!"

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

muffins are just ugly cupcakes!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

again simply BEAUTIFUL!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ill brb

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

yeah and froot loops are gay cheerios! brb!

Halo pickle! said...
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Halo pickle! said...

am i larry?

Halo pickle! said...

*runs after kallista with baseball bat*

Halo pickle! said...

tag that! hehehe.

Halo pickle! said...

ooooooo you deserve this!

Halo pickle! said...

*grabs needler and sprays kallista*

Halo pickle! said...

*rakes cheese grater over kallistas head, then squirts her with lemon juice*

Halo pickle! said...

*stuffs hand grenade in kallistas pants*

Halo pickle! said...

a skunk once sprayed our house! really!

Halo pickle! said...

all american page! woot!

Halo pickle! said...

poo. well, i tried.

Halo pickle! said...

canadian bacon IS cool.

Halo pickle! said...

i do not know....

Halo pickle! said...

good night kallista,see you later!

Halo pickle! said...

sayonara!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

ok Kallista im sorry i have to make this short but i have to sadly leave you in order to wake up in the morning!:( im truely sorry!




Get some more people to say FLETCHER RULES for me while im gone!






GOODNIGHT
Skulgirl13

Unknown said...

master derek, i'm sorry, but we are oifficially insane, the amount of comments!!!!!!!!
I just needed to add to them :P

Rebella Tears said...

FLETCHER RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TEAM FLETCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fletcher!whoop!

Rebella Tears said...

INSANITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE R ALL INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOOP!( in my life wat i call insane i mean totally sane!) WE R THE INSANEST PPLS IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!

Dragona Pine said...

I have arrived...

Dragona Pine said...

*shudders*


The dvd we watched in RE Enrichment will haunt me forever...

Dragona Pine said...

If anyone thinks about watching the Bollywood film Bride & Predjudice... don't... just don't...

Dragona Pine said...

Denial? Why am I in denial?

I've read the previous comments...

Darkane Claw said...

Or person of the universe.

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Darkane...

Darkane Claw said...

Hehehehe, you're in denial.

Dragona Pine said...

Why am I in denial?

Dragona Pine said...

How am I in denial?



What am I in denial about?

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Kallista...

Dragona Pine said...

I swear, watching Bride & Prejudice and 1 hour 16 minuites and eight seconds was the worst thing I've ever done in RE...

Dragona Pine said...

Why am I in denial? Someone answer me that...

Dragona Pine said...

*shudders*


You never want to watch Bride & Prejudice...

Darkane Claw said...

*Loads marshmallow gun and bonks some off Dragonas nose, some land in his hair and get stuck in the hair gel*

Dragona Pine said...

Yes De Nile is a river in egypt...



But I'm asking why you reckon I'm in DENIAL... please tell me...

Darkane Claw said...

Sorry, I have to go to ballet. BYE!!!!!!!!!

Dragona Pine said...

Brb... for a few mins...

Dragona Pine said...

LOL I accientally dropped the milk carton top, it bounced on the work surface twice and went in the bin!

Dragona Pine said...

Kallista please say why you think I'm in denial...

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Dragona Pine said...

Ok... just tell me why... I don't care who said it, you were on at the time so tell me!

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Dragona Pine said...

KALLISTA TELL ME OR I'LL NEVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN!


Grr you people are so damn secretive...


*sits by self at table, waiting for KAllista to answer*

Dragona Pine said...

Yes Kallista...

Dragona Pine said...

Please KAllista... just tell me...

Dragona Pine said...

Deeper feelings for someone? Wait... you don't mean...? No!

Dragona Pine said...

I don't...

Dragona Pine said...

I won't...




Wait what do you mean by that Kallista?

Dragona Pine said...

From my view... kinda...

Dragona Pine said...

I don't know...

Dragona Pine said...

Kallista re you still on?

Dragona Pine said...

I know I'm closer to Flo than anyone else...

Dragona Pine said...

I don't know why Kallista... me feeling just is wrong to me, maybe it's because I haven't felt anything for a long time... I don't know...

Dragona Pine said...

But I don't love Flo...

Dragona Pine said...

How can I cheer up when people keep thinking things about me?



Just ignore me Kallista... I'm just... me... I'm not depressed, I'm not happy, I'm just... towards the depressed side...

Dragona Pine said...

Never watch Bride & Prejudice!

We need to watch the end of it next wednesday!


Noooo!

Dragona Pine said...

*chuckles*


And ben... LOL!

Dragona Pine said...

We're doing about hindu weddings... Bride & Prejudice is a classic love story... boy meets girl, something comes between them, things start to get happier, they all live happily ever after... but it's a Bollywood film with transvestite hindus dancing :S

knight fantasy said...

YELLOW EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MISS U SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!

Dragona Pine said...

If I ever get married... remind me never to have transvestite hindus singing and dancing lol...

knight fantasy said...

just watched 'old dogs'...
touchin and SSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOO funny i almost burst my internal organs....

Dragona Pine said...

Hi knight...

knight fantasy said...

dragona,ur gettin married...
which i'm not surprised

Dragona Pine said...

And again knight... you don't listen... I was talking about a stupid film we watched idiot...

Dragona Pine said...

Kallista I said IF... and yes a very crazy hindu movie :S

Dragona Pine said...

Brb for a few mins...

Dragona Pine said...

I am here Kallista...

knight fantasy said...

ok, so...
this is gonna b a long comment...

today, My brothers called u guys Dracula cause i said u guys were alive at night(at my time that is)that's y i use the internet in the night..

I’d like 2 vote 4 other people than Derek, but, I dont wanna betray SP and bsides,I don’t think I know any other irish writers…
Derek, as much as I regreat 2 say and admit it, ur books r the 1st i think, from Irish that i read...
so i dont know any other irish arthor(did i spelled it correctly...god, no wonder i got a 'B' for my english). so like it or not, i'll vote 4 u...
but it's definately not gonna b,or because of u...


I m not a traitor dragona bcause I never was derek’s follower and what do u mean by this kallista?:

All the smart people will vote for you!!!!!!


oh, and i started my long school holiday about, i think,3 days ago.





So syok holiday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dragona Pine said...

I am here Kallista!


*waves hand infront of Kallista's face*


Heelloooo?

knight fantasy said...

oh, i wanna tell u guys somethin' i think it's kindda bad news 4 u guys

Dragona Pine said...

*does a triple sumasault through the hoops, comes up in a forwards roll*


Ta-da!

Dragona Pine said...

Tell us knight!

Dragona Pine said...

*sucks on lollipop*

Dragona Pine said...

I brb for my tea... I'll read whatever knight has to say when I Get back...

knight fantasy said...

sory 4 the late comment,but this is really a BIG, BAD news 4 u...certain people...

knight fantasy said...

c u dragona,ill tell when u get back though i think mayb u guys already heard bout it,

knight fantasy said...

hahahaha...
calm down kallista

knight fantasy said...

oh, derek, i watch alice in wonderland (u know, from tim burton), and i m 100% sure that jonny depp HV 2 b Skulduggery!!!!(not that i'm not 100% sure b4...)

knight fantasy said...

c ya

Dragona Pine said...

Just so you know, I need to go see my grandma tonight so I won't be on for a while...

Dragona Pine said...

Tell me knight!

Dragona Pine said...

Damn it, I WANT TO KNOW!

knight fantasy said...

r u still there?

knight fantasy said...

i told u, it mayb a news that u guys already know..

and, it MIGHT b a bad new for SOME people

Dragona Pine said...

Tell me quickly knight!

knight fantasy said...

fine, it's bout JB

Dragona Pine said...

JUST TELL MEH WAT THE THING IS!

Dragona Pine said...

JB?

knight fantasy said...

aww, u wont b on 4 a while....
who m i supposed 2 fight with 2night?....
(sittin at the corner of the room)

knight fantasy said...

justin bieber..

oh and hi dozer

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

what thing?

Dragona Pine said...

And now I need to go, THANKS NIGHT, IDIOT!

knight fantasy said...

it's nothin really, dozer

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

bye...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

yay, my page

knight fantasy said...

I'MA KILL U DRAGONA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

knight fantasy said...

congrates dozer

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

please don't let ur anger out on me

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

any1 else on knight

Lunar Tears said...

la la laa

*wanders back to the living world*

What's happening?

*walks through Knight*

Hi!

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

anyone on AT ALL?

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

ho lunar, get sent to heaven or hell yet?

Lunar Tears said...

THRICE!

YOU BURNED MY BODY!

I AM STILL ANGRY ABOUT THAT!

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

but i got a cow to heal you, remember

knight fantasy said...

DEREk, i cant believe i'm gonna do this, but commentin on the comments at the top ten place would hv higher persentage of u readin it, and i would probably gonna regret and throw up after this ,but, ok...here i go...

thnx derek 4 readin all these rediculous comments froma ll of us, keep up the good work


.....................





(find a bucket and throws up)












c...i was right wasnt i

Lunar Tears said...

Lingering in the middle

I can go to either

Heaven's cool, but kinda boring

Hell's cooler, but Satan's a moron

So I hang out here

knight fantasy said...

lunar, nice pic

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

AND dragona had invincible cheats n so i couldn't kill myself in despair

knight fantasy said...

hahahhahah

Lunar Tears said...

Thanks, Knight

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i wonder if those cheats are still on?
*grabs knife and tries to cut throat, blade bounces away*
i take that as a no...

Lunar Tears said...
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Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

try going to limbo lunar,

Lunar Tears said...

*Thrice shivers as Lunar walks through him*

I'm cold, aren't I?

Lunar Tears said...

NEVER
















































I might meet Leonardo DiCaprio

Dragona Pine said...

And now I need to go... bye...

Lunar Tears said...

I never knew you were on Dragona



HI!




BYE!

Lunar Tears said...

BOOOOO

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