It is Awards time again, and you can vote for your favourite Irish book of the year here- http://www.irishbookawards.ie/PublicVote.aspx
This year I’m going up against my good friend Sarah Webb and the wonderful John Boyne, so it’s going to be close. I’m also up against Marie-Louise Fitzpatrick- I haven’t met her yet, but I’ve heard great things...
Now, even though you are my Minions, and you would die horribly for my own amusement- which I DO appreciate- feel free to vote for whatever book you prefer. It doesn’t have to be mine.
There, now that THAT’S over, I can tell you what I’ve been thinking about for the past few days. I’ve been trying to figure out what the new book IS.
The first book was an adventure, through and through. Young girl snatched away from her ordinary life into a world of sorcerers and vampires and ancient gods… Yep, that’s adventure.
Playing With Fire was a monster movie of a book. You had the Grotesquery being reanimated, you had the Torment turning into that huge spider, you had a fight between the two and lots of running and screaming… Yep, monster movie.
The third book, of course, that was the Whodunnit- that was the murder mystery. Aside from everything else going on, there was a killer stalking teleporters, and a (possibly) surprise twist at the end… Definitely a Whodunnit.
Naturally, Dark Days was a revenge flick. That’s pretty obvious.
Mortal Coil was my Invasion of the Body Snatchers- a fantastic movie that I loved when I was a teenager. It’s also my version of The Thing, possibly the best horror movie of all time.
But what, I’ve been wondering, is the next book going to be? What handy little label can I give it? What approach should I take? And the more I thought about it, the clearer it got, and now, NOW, I have it.
The next book is the culmination of all the Necromancer stories and plots and themes, and so in one corner, we have the Death Bringer, and in the other corner, we have the person who has returned simply to DESTROY the Death Bringer- we have Lord Vile. Two hugely powerful people with astonishing levels of magic, battling it out. We’re talking tidal waves of darkness. We’re talking people being punched through buildings.
Add in the fact that now the twins know magic exists, and are making normal life tough for Valkyrie, and now she’s doing everything she can to protect her secret identity from the rest of her family.
Hugely powerful people. Secret identities. MASSIVE battles.
The next book is, let’s face it, the darkest superhero story you’re ever going to read. With a bucketload of horror.
Sweet.
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«Oldest ‹Older 3601 – 3757 of 3757annd then there is the HP7 commercials they torment me with thier awesomeness dad says i cant go to the midnight showing and i have to wait till actual day its SO CLOSE! yet SO FAR!
I'm too much of a loner to have friends. Soo...I can't try and convince any friends to read SP here in Canada. "Sorry Derek!"
If only I weren't so anti-social...and most people my age (98%) weren't complete idiots...God I hate the sound of laughter...It annoys me.
all the girls in my school are total sl*ts all they do is act dumb so that boys will pay more attention to them! and it works! this morning in homeroon the new girlasked if someone cold help her count something and all the guys rushed to her! so stupid!
Yep...People these days are idiots...mmm...piano music...
Kallista is going to try and steal the page...I just know it...
Zombies.
Good god i've spent way too much time thinking about Zombies.
Especially because Kallista is aparently turning into one!!!
I'm still writing my Zombie plans fanfic.
yes they are........im kinda sick of piano my b-day brother palys his all the time and it get so annoying because it happens at random times
i just finished two books about zombies.........Dawn of the Dreadful and Pride, Prejudiced and Zombies
DARN! im gonna miss the new page! i have to go .................hey if one of you get the new page can you say on it SKULGIRL LIVES! PLEASE!!!!!!!!
Sure...
Ah, Vic...
And Travis...
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Damn...Goodbye.
heellooo, any one here?
hi!
nom nom nom =3
hey larry, do you know about kallista pendragon?
my sister had a theory that YOU are kallista!
no, she went to watch TV.
the name change!
oh, and how squirrels never send chipmunks to do there dirty work.
larry means alone, right?
understandably.
kay'
bummer about your show, though.
cool. so,i guess,goodbye.
we will meet again!
oh.my.god. Kallista. um... uh... Kallista? r u a self heeling zombie or like scapegrace? Kallista? is ur new name gonna b Lady Zombie? or just Larry?
nite. or in Aussie land... afternoon
2 hours lata...
DAMN T.V! sick 2day and day time t'v sucks! i know wat, Dragona ,i think, means!
anyway... COME ON WITH THE MOVIE! Derek... u know how u r the best author eva and i meantioned a serious lollie bribe a post bak? promise ur #1 fan and minion ur gonna look at my audition first(when i make it of coarse) and put in a good word for the judges. plz? i will add 10 bags of sour snakes?
I see we have a zombie among us, Kallista please change back......... please?
I'm all alone...........
I wonder if I could get to 5000 on my own.........
Up on melancholy hill
There's a plastic tree
Are you here with me
Just looking out on the day
There's another dream
Where you can't get what you want
But you can get me
So let's set out to sea
'Cause you are my medicine
When you're close to me
When you're close to me
So call in the submarines
Round the world we'll go
Does anybody know
If we're looking out on the day
There's another dream
If you can't get what you want
Then you come with me
Up on melancholy hill
Sits a manatee
Just looking out for the day when you're close to me
When you're close to me
When you're close to me
is that a song cause it is cool?
i wonder if Derek will post while i am on my cpu. I WOULD MAKE FIRST COMMENT! YAY!
Darkane,
u will never beat me in my quest 4 5000th comment!*INSANE LAUGHTER!* no. wait
oh god i meant 4900th comment. haha
that would hav been messy. i would've had to go
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wat kind of a vampires r in SP? like...i dont know... replusive 2 garlic and wooden stake to kill? that would b awestruck!
yellow every1!!!
wow, i'm alone...
guess every1 is still at school...
any1 home yet?
poooo!
i rock!
wooho i will kill all you morons out there, the ravin' loonatics will take over!
with Derek at their command
any1 on?
FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THANK U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...hi
were u on 4 long
hmm...
are u gone already?
OMG nearly 5000 comments, aah
waste no comments
waste no comments, oh wait, this is wasteing, make all your comments long, don't make short pointless comments like
hmm...
or
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or stuff like that
if u keep that up, u WILL waste comments
others should be comeing on soon, mabye we should ignore it, the 5000 comments, go on someone elses blog or something, it'll be over by tommorow if not sooner
i agree...
and dragona did gave us a website....i think...
he said 2 go there if the comments reach 2 5000.
u still there
I have arrived...
yeah, not wasting comments though though
http://thrice-dozer-bored.blogspot.com/
my blog( i made it earlier, that's why it's blank with only afew things
http://dereklandyoverflow.blogspot.com
That's the overflow blog I made...
speak of the devil...
yo dragona...
*grumbles*
Darkane thinks I'm in bloomin denial when I'm not and... grr...
*waves*
Hi knight...
only a matter of time b4 others arrive...
i hope 8|
hi dragona
Hehehehe, Hi people.
This page will only last so long... when it gets to 5000 comments 8|
...
so,...how's school...
*knocks head at the wall*
(what a stupid question...
*gives evils to Darkane*
Hello...
hi darkane
School... boring but I did make a chemical reaction between burning magnesium and a penlid in science... smoke everywhere :D
Hi Dragona, *Waves very enthusiastically and smile manically.* MWAHAHAHAHA
4900
I am not in denial Darkane...
cool,
hi darkane, we will try not to waste comments okay
YAY!!!! Only 100 comments till 5000
It's our job to waste comments... but WE HAVE AN OVERFLOW BLOG!
www.dereklandyoverflow.blogspot.com
GO ON THAT, SPREAD THE MESSAGE!
You can keep thinking that Dragona.
darkane, would u plez dont remind use of how many comments left..
oh, and my little brother called u guys dracula...
yay?
oh yeah we will go onto the overflow blog
Darkane... shut up... I am not in denial!
Up on melancholy hill
There's a plastic tree
Are you here with me
Just looking out on the day
There's another dream
Where you can't get what you want
But you can get me
So let's set out to sea
'Cause you are my medicine
When you're close to me
When you're close to me
So call in the submarines
Round the world we'll go
Does anybody know
If we're looking out on the day
There's another dream
If you can't get what you want
Then you come with me
Up on melancholy hill
Sits a manatee
Just looking out for the day when you're close to me
When you're close to me
When you're close to me
ON MELANCHOLY HILL BY GORILLAZ!!!!!!! EPICALLY AWESOME SONG!!!
Tell your brother he's a little shrimp :D
i am not dracula
i think mayb we should let dragona writes the LAST comment 2 ask people 2 go 2...um...what was that website again, dragona?
*turns into bat and flies off*
And neither am I :O
i don't think so, at least
Hmm...
*Gives marshmallow with a candle in it to Dragona as a piece offering*
i said the LAST comment!!!!
*accepts piece offering*
*grumbles*
But you still think I'm in bloomin denial when I'm bloomin now and just plain old bloomin hell...
no dracula's here
*throws bloodless body to the side and grabs knight and sinks fangs into knights neck*
hahhahahhaha
i told my lil bro that i wanna use the internet at night cause u guys r alive at night(at my time),which make him joke bout u guys r dracula,while actually, it's mornin at ur time, get it?
bloomin bloomin bloomin, cool
YO!!!!!
WHAT THE @#$#%@% R U DOIN DOZER!!!!
*gets stake and chases after thrice*
Um...... I think we have a problem...... *Everyone turns to see Darkane shrinking and turning into a cat*
Meow.
Wait... no... guns are better...
*chases after Thrice with an AK-47*
bloomin
*chuckles*
If you turn into a cat, then you won't be able to speak english, therefore, you won't be able to say I'm in denial!
*sits on chair chuckling, making no effort to help Darkane*
*Looks at thrice and Dragona and gets bored so curls up and sleeps*
aah
*shoots Thrice in the head, stuffs his head with a grenade and garlic, smashes his head in with a metal crucifix before throwing him like a javelin as the grenade blows up*
yay, ms Shakespear left
Y THE HELL DID U BITE ME???!!!!!
IF U WOULD HV WAITED AND READ WHAT I WROTE, U WOULD HV KNOWN, U WORTHLESS EXCUSE 4 A VAMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!
*Lifts head and glares at Dragona. Gets up and sits infront of him looking up at him*
Now a worthless excuse for a DEAD vampire...
better go c kenspekle...
*laughs at Darkane with bits of Thrice splattered everywhere*
*Crawls up Dragona and sits on his head*
*does a dramatic explosion and begins reforming*
I don't think there's much of Thrice left TO go see kenspeckle...
we r so good at wastin comments r we
I'M gonna c kenspeckle
*gets a 'football' and starts typing commands in*
RUN AWAY!
*Dragona runs away, leaving Thrice*
*thrice bets bombed, nothing of him left so he cannot reform*
*starts new breed of sabertooth vampires*
*Jumps off Dragona and makes On Melancholy Hill play really loadly. No one knows where the sound is coming from*
Up on melancholy hill
There's a plastic tree
Are you here with me
Just looking out on the day
There's another dream
Where you can't get what you want
But you can get me
So let's set out to sea
'Cause you are my medicine
When you're close to me
When you're close to me
So call in the submarines
Round the world we'll go
Does anybody know
If we're looking out on the day
There's another dream
If you can't get what you want
Then you come with me
Up on melancholy hill
Sits a manatee
Just looking out for the day when you're close to me
When you're close to me
When you're close to me
Everyone knows what to do when this blog get's full, right?
www.dereklandyoverflow.blogspot.com
*starts killing the vampires with AK-47*
*Goes back and starts eating bits of exploded thrice. Everyone stares at her and she gives them a 'What? I'm hungry' look*
\cv\
Lol Darkane...
grr
i h8 u alll
ur so mean
*Stops eating thrice because he tastes disgusting an goes to sleep on a bed of marshmallows*
Omg I've got something awsome to tell you... I have beat a Sikh in sword fighting, with sticks!
Thinks *And not an evil typos*
KALLISTA TURN BACK YOUR NAME!
Sikh? *Cocks head to one side in confusion*
grr
*Runs up to Kallista and climbs onto her head*
BUNNIES!
xg
These Sikh guys came into our school and started showing off all these fancy sword moves... he asked for a volunteer to have a fight with him, with some wooden sticks, and me being me, I put my hand up... everyone cheered me on, and we started sword fighting... I know no sword moves, I kinda trained myself... but anyway, he swung the stick at me, he wasn't going to hit me but I blocked it anyway, and then I twisted and knocked the stick out of his hand with a well timed, strong blow to the side of his stick. The clapping went silent, and I was like "I don't think I was supposed to do that" everyone was watching me, then the Sikh bowwed to me and everyone started clapping loads... something to put on my CV lol...
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*Sigh. Runs over to Larry and climbs onto her head*
no more eating me, ok
*turns darkane human again*
A good story to tell...
*Eyes thrice and decides against eating him. Jumps off Larry and curls up on the bed of marshmallows*
Larry The Zombie, turn your name to Kallista Pendragon again or I'll refuse to talk to you again...
*folds arms and sits in corner*
*Thrice tries to turn me human again but fails*
Sikh's are like TRAINED in the sword fighting... he was showing us some fancy doo-da's and asked for someone to 'try them out on' as he worded it...
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*Starts doing a weird cat dance to On Melancholy Hill*
EVERYONE, COME TO:
www.dereklandyoverflow.blogspot.com
When this blog get's full!
*Goes to sleep*
y r u guys talkin like larry is kallista?
Meow
she is
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