Friday, November 12, 2010

The Approach


It is Awards time again, and you can vote for your favourite Irish book of the year here- http://www.irishbookawards.ie/PublicVote.aspx

This year I’m going up against my good friend Sarah Webb and the wonderful John Boyne, so it’s going to be close. I’m also up against Marie-Louise Fitzpatrick- I haven’t met her yet, but I’ve heard great things...

Now, even though you are my Minions, and you would die horribly for my own amusement- which I DO appreciate- feel free to vote for whatever book you prefer. It doesn’t have to be mine.

There, now that THAT’S over, I can tell you what I’ve been thinking about for the past few days. I’ve been trying to figure out what the new book IS.

The first book was an adventure, through and through. Young girl snatched away from her ordinary life into a world of sorcerers and vampires and ancient gods… Yep, that’s adventure.

Playing With Fire was a monster movie of a book. You had the Grotesquery being reanimated, you had the Torment turning into that huge spider, you had a fight between the two and lots of running and screaming… Yep, monster movie.

The third book, of course, that was the Whodunnit- that was the murder mystery. Aside from everything else going on, there was a killer stalking teleporters, and a (possibly) surprise twist at the end… Definitely a Whodunnit.

Naturally, Dark Days was a revenge flick. That’s pretty obvious.

Mortal Coil was my Invasion of the Body Snatchers- a fantastic movie that I loved when I was a teenager. It’s also my version of The Thing, possibly the best horror movie of all time.

But what, I’ve been wondering, is the next book going to be? What handy little label can I give it? What approach should I take? And the more I thought about it, the clearer it got, and now, NOW, I have it.

The next book is the culmination of all the Necromancer stories and plots and themes, and so in one corner, we have the Death Bringer, and in the other corner, we have the person who has returned simply to DESTROY the Death Bringer- we have Lord Vile. Two hugely powerful people with astonishing levels of magic, battling it out. We’re talking tidal waves of darkness. We’re talking people being punched through buildings.

Add in the fact that now the twins know magic exists, and are making normal life tough for Valkyrie, and now she’s doing everything she can to protect her secret identity from the rest of her family.

Hugely powerful people. Secret identities. MASSIVE battles.

The next book is, let’s face it, the darkest superhero story you’re ever going to read. With a bucketload of horror.

Sweet. 

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Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

annd then there is the HP7 commercials they torment me with thier awesomeness dad says i cant go to the midnight showing and i have to wait till actual day its SO CLOSE! yet SO FAR!

Mary Hiashi said...

I'm too much of a loner to have friends. Soo...I can't try and convince any friends to read SP here in Canada. "Sorry Derek!"

If only I weren't so anti-social...and most people my age (98%) weren't complete idiots...God I hate the sound of laughter...It annoys me.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

all the girls in my school are total sl*ts all they do is act dumb so that boys will pay more attention to them! and it works! this morning in homeroon the new girlasked if someone cold help her count something and all the guys rushed to her! so stupid!

Mary Hiashi said...

Yep...People these days are idiots...mmm...piano music...

Mary Hiashi said...

Kallista is going to try and steal the page...I just know it...

Anonymous said...

Zombies.

Anonymous said...

Good god i've spent way too much time thinking about Zombies.

Anonymous said...

Especially because Kallista is aparently turning into one!!!

Mary Hiashi said...

I'm still writing my Zombie plans fanfic.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

yes they are........im kinda sick of piano my b-day brother palys his all the time and it get so annoying because it happens at random times

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i just finished two books about zombies.........Dawn of the Dreadful and Pride, Prejudiced and Zombies

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

DARN! im gonna miss the new page! i have to go .................hey if one of you get the new page can you say on it SKULGIRL LIVES! PLEASE!!!!!!!!

Mary Hiashi said...

Sure...
Ah, Vic...

Mary Hiashi said...

And Travis...

Mary Hiashi said...

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Mary Hiashi said...

Damn...Goodbye.

Halo pickle! said...

heellooo, any one here?

Halo pickle! said...

hi!

Halo pickle! said...

nom nom nom =3

Halo pickle! said...

hey larry, do you know about kallista pendragon?

Halo pickle! said...

my sister had a theory that YOU are kallista!

Halo pickle! said...

no, she went to watch TV.

Halo pickle! said...

the name change!

Halo pickle! said...

oh, and how squirrels never send chipmunks to do there dirty work.

Halo pickle! said...

larry means alone, right?

Halo pickle! said...

understandably.

Halo pickle! said...
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Halo pickle! said...

kay'

Halo pickle! said...

bummer about your show, though.

Halo pickle! said...

cool. so,i guess,goodbye.

Halo pickle! said...

we will meet again!

Rebella Tears said...

oh.my.god. Kallista. um... uh... Kallista? r u a self heeling zombie or like scapegrace? Kallista? is ur new name gonna b Lady Zombie? or just Larry?

Rebella Tears said...

nite. or in Aussie land... afternoon

Rebella Tears said...

2 hours lata...
DAMN T.V! sick 2day and day time t'v sucks! i know wat, Dragona ,i think, means!
anyway... COME ON WITH THE MOVIE! Derek... u know how u r the best author eva and i meantioned a serious lollie bribe a post bak? promise ur #1 fan and minion ur gonna look at my audition first(when i make it of coarse) and put in a good word for the judges. plz? i will add 10 bags of sour snakes?

Darkane Claw said...

I see we have a zombie among us, Kallista please change back......... please?

Darkane Claw said...

I'm all alone...........

Darkane Claw said...

I wonder if I could get to 5000 on my own.........

Darkane Claw said...

Up on melancholy hill
There's a plastic tree
Are you here with me
Just looking out on the day
There's another dream

Where you can't get what you want
But you can get me
So let's set out to sea
'Cause you are my medicine
When you're close to me
When you're close to me

So call in the submarines
Round the world we'll go
Does anybody know
If we're looking out on the day
There's another dream

If you can't get what you want
Then you come with me

Up on melancholy hill
Sits a manatee
Just looking out for the day when you're close to me
When you're close to me

When you're close to me

Rebella Tears said...

is that a song cause it is cool?

Rebella Tears said...

i wonder if Derek will post while i am on my cpu. I WOULD MAKE FIRST COMMENT! YAY!

Rebella Tears said...

Darkane,
u will never beat me in my quest 4 5000th comment!*INSANE LAUGHTER!* no. wait
oh god i meant 4900th comment. haha
that would hav been messy. i would've had to go
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Rebella Tears said...

wat kind of a vampires r in SP? like...i dont know... replusive 2 garlic and wooden stake to kill? that would b awestruck!

knight fantasy said...

yellow every1!!!

knight fantasy said...

wow, i'm alone...
guess every1 is still at school...

knight fantasy said...

any1 home yet?

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

poooo!


i rock!
wooho i will kill all you morons out there, the ravin' loonatics will take over!

with Derek at their command

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

any1 on?

knight fantasy said...

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

...hi

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

were u on 4 long

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

hmm...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

are u gone already?

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

OMG nearly 5000 comments, aah

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

waste no comments

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

waste no comments, oh wait, this is wasteing, make all your comments long, don't make short pointless comments like
hmm...
or
...
or stuff like that

knight fantasy said...

if u keep that up, u WILL waste comments

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

others should be comeing on soon, mabye we should ignore it, the 5000 comments, go on someone elses blog or something, it'll be over by tommorow if not sooner

knight fantasy said...

i agree...

and dragona did gave us a website....i think...

he said 2 go there if the comments reach 2 5000.

knight fantasy said...

u still there

Dragona Pine said...

I have arrived...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

yeah, not wasting comments though though
http://thrice-dozer-bored.blogspot.com/


my blog( i made it earlier, that's why it's blank with only afew things

Dragona Pine said...

http://dereklandyoverflow.blogspot.com


That's the overflow blog I made...

knight fantasy said...

speak of the devil...

yo dragona...

Dragona Pine said...

*grumbles*

Darkane thinks I'm in bloomin denial when I'm not and... grr...

Dragona Pine said...

*waves*


Hi knight...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

only a matter of time b4 others arrive...
i hope 8|

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

hi dragona

Darkane Claw said...

Hehehehe, Hi people.

Dragona Pine said...

This page will only last so long... when it gets to 5000 comments 8|

knight fantasy said...

...

so,...how's school...

*knocks head at the wall*

(what a stupid question...

Dragona Pine said...

*gives evils to Darkane*

Hello...

knight fantasy said...

hi darkane

Dragona Pine said...

School... boring but I did make a chemical reaction between burning magnesium and a penlid in science... smoke everywhere :D

Darkane Claw said...

Hi Dragona, *Waves very enthusiastically and smile manically.* MWAHAHAHAHA

Darkane Claw said...

4900

Dragona Pine said...

I am not in denial Darkane...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

cool,
hi darkane, we will try not to waste comments okay

Darkane Claw said...

YAY!!!! Only 100 comments till 5000

Dragona Pine said...

It's our job to waste comments... but WE HAVE AN OVERFLOW BLOG!


www.dereklandyoverflow.blogspot.com


GO ON THAT, SPREAD THE MESSAGE!

Darkane Claw said...

You can keep thinking that Dragona.

knight fantasy said...

darkane, would u plez dont remind use of how many comments left..

oh, and my little brother called u guys dracula...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

yay?
oh yeah we will go onto the overflow blog

Dragona Pine said...

Darkane... shut up... I am not in denial!

Darkane Claw said...

Up on melancholy hill
There's a plastic tree
Are you here with me
Just looking out on the day
There's another dream

Where you can't get what you want
But you can get me
So let's set out to sea
'Cause you are my medicine
When you're close to me
When you're close to me

So call in the submarines
Round the world we'll go
Does anybody know
If we're looking out on the day
There's another dream

If you can't get what you want
Then you come with me

Up on melancholy hill
Sits a manatee
Just looking out for the day when you're close to me
When you're close to me

When you're close to me

ON MELANCHOLY HILL BY GORILLAZ!!!!!!! EPICALLY AWESOME SONG!!!

Dragona Pine said...

Tell your brother he's a little shrimp :D

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i am not dracula

knight fantasy said...

i think mayb we should let dragona writes the LAST comment 2 ask people 2 go 2...um...what was that website again, dragona?

Dragona Pine said...

*turns into bat and flies off*


And neither am I :O

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i don't think so, at least

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Darkane Claw said...

*Gives marshmallow with a candle in it to Dragona as a piece offering*

knight fantasy said...

i said the LAST comment!!!!

Dragona Pine said...

*accepts piece offering*

*grumbles*

But you still think I'm in bloomin denial when I'm bloomin now and just plain old bloomin hell...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

no dracula's here
*throws bloodless body to the side and grabs knight and sinks fangs into knights neck*

knight fantasy said...

hahhahahhaha

i told my lil bro that i wanna use the internet at night cause u guys r alive at night(at my time),which make him joke bout u guys r dracula,while actually, it's mornin at ur time, get it?

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

bloomin bloomin bloomin, cool

knight fantasy said...

YO!!!!!

WHAT THE @#$#%@% R U DOIN DOZER!!!!

Dragona Pine said...

*gets stake and chases after thrice*

Darkane Claw said...

Um...... I think we have a problem...... *Everyone turns to see Darkane shrinking and turning into a cat*

Meow.

Dragona Pine said...

Wait... no... guns are better...


*chases after Thrice with an AK-47*

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

bloomin

Dragona Pine said...

*chuckles*


If you turn into a cat, then you won't be able to speak english, therefore, you won't be able to say I'm in denial!


*sits on chair chuckling, making no effort to help Darkane*

Darkane Claw said...

*Looks at thrice and Dragona and gets bored so curls up and sleeps*

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

aah

Dragona Pine said...

*shoots Thrice in the head, stuffs his head with a grenade and garlic, smashes his head in with a metal crucifix before throwing him like a javelin as the grenade blows up*

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

yay, ms Shakespear left

knight fantasy said...

Y THE HELL DID U BITE ME???!!!!!

IF U WOULD HV WAITED AND READ WHAT I WROTE, U WOULD HV KNOWN, U WORTHLESS EXCUSE 4 A VAMPIRE!!!!!!!!!!

Darkane Claw said...

*Lifts head and glares at Dragona. Gets up and sits infront of him looking up at him*

Dragona Pine said...

Now a worthless excuse for a DEAD vampire...

knight fantasy said...

better go c kenspekle...

Dragona Pine said...

*laughs at Darkane with bits of Thrice splattered everywhere*

Darkane Claw said...

*Crawls up Dragona and sits on his head*

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

*does a dramatic explosion and begins reforming*

Dragona Pine said...

I don't think there's much of Thrice left TO go see kenspeckle...

knight fantasy said...

we r so good at wastin comments r we

knight fantasy said...

I'M gonna c kenspeckle

Dragona Pine said...

*gets a 'football' and starts typing commands in*



RUN AWAY!


*Dragona runs away, leaving Thrice*


*thrice bets bombed, nothing of him left so he cannot reform*

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

*starts new breed of sabertooth vampires*

Darkane Claw said...

*Jumps off Dragona and makes On Melancholy Hill play really loadly. No one knows where the sound is coming from*


Up on melancholy hill
There's a plastic tree
Are you here with me
Just looking out on the day
There's another dream

Where you can't get what you want
But you can get me
So let's set out to sea
'Cause you are my medicine
When you're close to me
When you're close to me

So call in the submarines
Round the world we'll go
Does anybody know
If we're looking out on the day
There's another dream

If you can't get what you want
Then you come with me

Up on melancholy hill
Sits a manatee
Just looking out for the day when you're close to me
When you're close to me

When you're close to me

Dragona Pine said...

Everyone knows what to do when this blog get's full, right?



www.dereklandyoverflow.blogspot.com

Dragona Pine said...

*starts killing the vampires with AK-47*

Darkane Claw said...

*Goes back and starts eating bits of exploded thrice. Everyone stares at her and she gives them a 'What? I'm hungry' look*

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

\cv\

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Darkane...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

grr

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i h8 u alll

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

ur so mean

Darkane Claw said...

*Stops eating thrice because he tastes disgusting an goes to sleep on a bed of marshmallows*

Dragona Pine said...

Omg I've got something awsome to tell you... I have beat a Sikh in sword fighting, with sticks!

Darkane Claw said...

Thinks *And not an evil typos*

Dragona Pine said...

KALLISTA TURN BACK YOUR NAME!

Darkane Claw said...

Sikh? *Cocks head to one side in confusion*

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

grr

Darkane Claw said...

*Runs up to Kallista and climbs onto her head*

Darkane Claw said...

BUNNIES!

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

xg

Dragona Pine said...

These Sikh guys came into our school and started showing off all these fancy sword moves... he asked for a volunteer to have a fight with him, with some wooden sticks, and me being me, I put my hand up... everyone cheered me on, and we started sword fighting... I know no sword moves, I kinda trained myself... but anyway, he swung the stick at me, he wasn't going to hit me but I blocked it anyway, and then I twisted and knocked the stick out of his hand with a well timed, strong blow to the side of his stick. The clapping went silent, and I was like "I don't think I was supposed to do that" everyone was watching me, then the Sikh bowwed to me and everyone started clapping loads... something to put on my CV lol...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

(\_/)
(0 0)
(> <)#

Darkane Claw said...

*Sigh. Runs over to Larry and climbs onto her head*

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

no more eating me, ok

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

*turns darkane human again*

Dragona Pine said...

A good story to tell...

Darkane Claw said...

*Eyes thrice and decides against eating him. Jumps off Larry and curls up on the bed of marshmallows*

Dragona Pine said...

Larry The Zombie, turn your name to Kallista Pendragon again or I'll refuse to talk to you again...


*folds arms and sits in corner*

Darkane Claw said...

*Thrice tries to turn me human again but fails*

Dragona Pine said...

Sikh's are like TRAINED in the sword fighting... he was showing us some fancy doo-da's and asked for someone to 'try them out on' as he worded it...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

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Darkane Claw said...

*Starts doing a weird cat dance to On Melancholy Hill*

Dragona Pine said...

EVERYONE, COME TO:


www.dereklandyoverflow.blogspot.com


When this blog get's full!

Darkane Claw said...

*Goes to sleep*

knight fantasy said...

y r u guys talkin like larry is kallista?

Darkane Claw said...

Meow

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

she is

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