Friday, November 12, 2010

The Approach


It is Awards time again, and you can vote for your favourite Irish book of the year here- http://www.irishbookawards.ie/PublicVote.aspx

This year I’m going up against my good friend Sarah Webb and the wonderful John Boyne, so it’s going to be close. I’m also up against Marie-Louise Fitzpatrick- I haven’t met her yet, but I’ve heard great things...

Now, even though you are my Minions, and you would die horribly for my own amusement- which I DO appreciate- feel free to vote for whatever book you prefer. It doesn’t have to be mine.

There, now that THAT’S over, I can tell you what I’ve been thinking about for the past few days. I’ve been trying to figure out what the new book IS.

The first book was an adventure, through and through. Young girl snatched away from her ordinary life into a world of sorcerers and vampires and ancient gods… Yep, that’s adventure.

Playing With Fire was a monster movie of a book. You had the Grotesquery being reanimated, you had the Torment turning into that huge spider, you had a fight between the two and lots of running and screaming… Yep, monster movie.

The third book, of course, that was the Whodunnit- that was the murder mystery. Aside from everything else going on, there was a killer stalking teleporters, and a (possibly) surprise twist at the end… Definitely a Whodunnit.

Naturally, Dark Days was a revenge flick. That’s pretty obvious.

Mortal Coil was my Invasion of the Body Snatchers- a fantastic movie that I loved when I was a teenager. It’s also my version of The Thing, possibly the best horror movie of all time.

But what, I’ve been wondering, is the next book going to be? What handy little label can I give it? What approach should I take? And the more I thought about it, the clearer it got, and now, NOW, I have it.

The next book is the culmination of all the Necromancer stories and plots and themes, and so in one corner, we have the Death Bringer, and in the other corner, we have the person who has returned simply to DESTROY the Death Bringer- we have Lord Vile. Two hugely powerful people with astonishing levels of magic, battling it out. We’re talking tidal waves of darkness. We’re talking people being punched through buildings.

Add in the fact that now the twins know magic exists, and are making normal life tough for Valkyrie, and now she’s doing everything she can to protect her secret identity from the rest of her family.

Hugely powerful people. Secret identities. MASSIVE battles.

The next book is, let’s face it, the darkest superhero story you’re ever going to read. With a bucketload of horror.

Sweet. 

3,757 comments:

«Oldest   ‹Older   2801 – 3000 of 3757   Newer›   Newest»
Dragona Pine said...

*stabs henry VIII*

Lunar Tears said...

*gasps*

WHO'S DAMON SALVATORE?

He's only the best vampire of ALL TIME

The super cool, super hot, vampire that I like a lot...

Dragona Pine said...

I have no intrest in vampires unless it is Darren Shan...

Dragona Pine said...

I'm watching a program about seahorses and elephants :S

Lunar Tears said...

YEY! HENRY VIII CAN'T HARASS ME ANYMORE!

Dragona, you made your last number up!

Dragona Pine said...

*hugs the real Flo 100,000,000,0 times*

Lunar Tears said...

*hugs and never lets go of Damon*

Geckogirl said...

i quite like damon too *sees lunar glaring* heh heh please dont hurt me lunar he's alllll yours *backs away from lunar and damon slowly with sherlock*

darren shan is amazing (not as good as derek ovs)! but i didnt like the thin exectutioner.

Lunar Tears said...

Dragona, you seriously need me to give you a maths lesson...

Dragona Pine said...

I don't give a damn if I made my number up... it's a REAL number for Tarsists... worship the pheasants!


*Dragona and Flo bows before a pheasant*

Dragona Pine said...

*the Flo he hugged was not a mirrage, Kallista's life is a mirrage, she is actually a buffallo*

Dragona Pine said...

Komodo Dragons?


Why are they talking about how they mate on this program, who cares?

Lunar Tears said...

Damon IS all mine...

*sighs in delight*

We're both dead...

Elena's with Stefan...

Katherine has no interest...

And Mason's dead! YEY!

Dragona Pine said...

I have no idea what you just said Lunar...

Dragona Pine said...

*the pheasant is a pheasant and not a turkey*

Anonymous said...

bye people...erm thanks for the hugs


ah dam printer doesnt work :S im gonna die tommorow in art...

*sigh*

i think that my printer had it now

BYEE!!!

*hugs dragona*

Lunar Tears said...

*giggles*

Vampire Diaries talk

Damon's the best!

Lunar Tears said...

BYE FLO

I'm dead in art too

Dragona Pine said...

STOP TWISTING WHAT I'M SAYING OR I'LL IGNORE YOU!



"Karishma the elephant has gone into labour after having a pregnancy of two months"

Who cares? Why am I watching this? What program is this?

Lunar Tears said...

Dereksville Blogland sounds like Dereksville Bogland

Darkane Claw said...

Hey people of the universe.

Dragona Pine said...

*hugs Flo before she fades*


Bye Flo...

Dragona Pine said...

*stares mouth wide open in shock*


She hugged me...

Lunar Tears said...

Remember in year 7 when they showed you mating documentaries... Why don't they do that any more?

Anonymous said...

@kallista if ur still on


the reason why dragpna got a hug was because he was first


byee *fades*

*comes back*

NO MORE HUGS!

*fades*

Dragona Pine said...

"The Komodo Dragons can kill each other during mating"

Oh... something I didn't know...


"A keeper will be watching and at a risk of either animal being injured will he intervine"

Dirty man...

Geckogirl said...

sherlock's all mine...wait...no hes not...theres still john to take care of....*finds john and throws him into giant safe* there, thats better.
*hugs sherlock again*

oh that reminds me dragona, find any non-oranges in ur school yet?

Darkane Claw said...

Hey Kallista, *Helps her up*

Lunar Tears said...

awwww

Flo hugged Dragona for the first time...

I'm assuming it was the first time...

Anonymous said...

arg typos

Dragona Pine said...

*hugs Flo one more time although it is against her wishes*


Night Flo...

Geckogirl said...

hey darkane!

Dragona Pine said...

*still mouth open in shock*


No... haven't found a non-orange yet...

Anonymous said...

second the first was when he was crying

byee

Darkane Claw said...

Hey Geckogirl.

Kallista, have you written part 8 yet?!?!?!

Dragona Pine said...

Hi... Darkane...

Dragona Pine said...

*hugs Flo for the last time*


Night Flo...

Lunar Tears said...

BYE

second... Interesting

You'll find a non-orange soon Dragona...

Anonymous said...

*hugs kallista*

why do people hug me i dont give hugs they are pretty rare.....

Geckogirl said...

@dragona: ahh shame, maybe you'll have to settle for an orange *sees dragonas look of horror* or wait till u leave school u know...

Dragona Pine said...

Yes... there... is going... to be... a non-orange... soon...


*still mouth open in shock*

Dragona Pine said...

*hugs Flo again*


Night Flo... again...

Lunar Tears said...

FOUND A BANANA?

HAVE YOU FOUND ANY INTERESTING BANANA'S?

I KNOW A CUTE BANANA, YELLOW, GOOD SKIN...

I'LL KEEP OUT OF IT, THE LAST TIME ON BANANA-MATCHING.COM WAS A DISASTER

Geckogirl said...

hugs for me are pretty rare too flo, *looks up at sherlock* but they feel goooodddd!

Lunar Tears said...

Your parents love you, K

Interesting

Darkane Claw said...

THERE ARE NO SMALL YELLOW JUGS!!!!!! WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Lunar Tears said...

*buys fly swatter*

Anonymous said...

ARG

Ahoy land rats im actually sleep typing and i still have to do my geography homework bye!


FOR THE LAST TIME BYE!!!


shut ur mouth dragona or you'll catch a fly

Geckogirl said...

yeah actually i know i few lemons in my school if that interests you. their all sour and bitter and cruel...wait...thats pretty much all of my 'friend' group in school....

Dragona Pine said...

I haven't... found... a... banana... in a... long time.. I... once... found a carrot... which looked... like it had arms... and then... another one... which split... in two... and it looked... like legs... we put them... together and... it looked... like a person...


*still in shock*

Lunar Tears said...

I KNOW! THE WORLD IS INSANE!

That reminds me...

Dragona Pine said...

*hugs Flo for the last time*


*nods head*


You're the boss... I'll be quiet now...

Star Lord said...

Urgh, hi. Depressed.

Geckogirl said...

*hugs kallista back* yay! more hugs! *gives everyone ice-cream* HUGS AND ICE-CREAM!

Darkane Claw said...

There are also no pocket watches or purple bottle.... EVIL!!!!!!

Darkane Claw said...

Um...... feels awkward after hug....... I never give hugs or get hugged......

Geckogirl said...

awwww why are you depressed sarthacus? *gives sarthacus ice-cream and joins him into group hug*

Dragona Pine said...

Are you Sarthacus? Are you really depressed?

Anonymous said...

wait i have 5 minutes left...what joy

the reason why i dont hug people is simple


I dont hug girls cause it feels wrong

I dont hug boys because it feels wrong

simple

Dragona Pine said...

*hiperventilates*

Anonymous said...

hey sarthacus

Dragona Pine said...

Oh Hi Flo again...

Darkane Claw said...

Ah depression. It and I are good friends.

Lunar Tears said...

RANDOM CONVERSATION:

R: The world is so unfair

M: I know!

[M runs away]

M:[shouting] WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL?

R:[follows] Hi

M: Excuse me, I am trying to do a theatrical "WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL?" rant and you are spoiling it!

R: Sorry

M: WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL?

R2: Hi

M: Oh. They're here. WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL?

J: What's it talking about?

M: It?

J: Uh, oh...

Dragona Pine said...

Hi...

Dragona Pine said...

I'll give you a hug too Flo... I normally do...

Darkane Claw said...

*Looks at small crumpled depression on the floor* Hehehehe

Dragona Pine said...

Depression is weird... I'm listening to a happy song...

Lunar Tears said...

That was a bad random conversation...

Dragona, I haven't seen yours in a while

*looks cross*

Anything your keeping from us?

Dragona Pine said...

Don't be Larry again Kallista...

Dragona Pine said...

My conversations... nothing interesting today...

Dragona Pine said...

*sucks on Lollipop happily*

Lunar Tears said...

*giggles*

Death just told me who he likes

Who he likes likes

*giggles*

Geckogirl said...

did i hear something about lollypops!!?

Dragona Pine said...

NOT ME, I DON'T LIKE DEATH!


*runs away sucking Lollipop*

Dragona Pine said...

I'm NOT DEPRESSED, YEY!

Lunar Tears said...

Don't know whether to watch Vampire Diaries or I'm a Celebrity

I want to watch Vampire Diaries, but Dad says I might have to watch IACGMOH!!

Dragona Pine said...

DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU

Geckogirl said...

no, i dont like death either, i like sherlock...*sighs*

*everyone groans* ok,ok ill be quiet about sherlock now! *grabs large lollypop to suck on*

Darkane Claw said...

What's everyones opinion on death?

Lunar Tears said...

Ooh, I can't tell

Otherwise he won't give me free cookies!

Geckogirl said...

thanks kallista! *sucks happily on lollypop*

Dragona Pine said...

Everyone knows what to do after this blog is full, right?


Go on my profile and choose Derek Landy's Overflow Blog...

Lunar Tears said...

I'm dead

It's not that bad...

FREE COOKIES

Darkane Claw said...

We're not even on 4000 yet Dragona.

Lunar Tears said...

may be a whil before the blog gets full...

Geckogirl said...

my family have decided to watch vampire diaries rather than im a celeb, exept my sister who hate vampire diaries

Dragona Pine said...

I DON'T WANT TO DIE, I HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!

Lunar Tears said...

Ooh, Death's crush likes him too!

Should I do some match-making?????

Dragona Pine said...

I know we're not on 4000 yet but last night there was loads of comments that came on and it might be full when we get there tomorrow... TELL EVERYONE TO GO TO:


www.dereklandyoverflow.blogspot.com


When this gets full, SPREAD THE WORD IF ANONE IS ON WHEN IT IS NEARLY FULL!

Lunar Tears said...

Death is REALLY nice

You should be privileged for him to welcome you to his life...

Darkane Claw said...

What about god then? What's everyones opinion on god?

Dragona Pine said...

Hey, I'm the blog matchmaker :P

Lunar Tears said...

Death has more of a life than me...

Geckogirl said...

match make all you want lunar- as long as im with sherlock, dragonas with a non-orange girl and kallista is with someone who is just as fantastic and random as she is

Dragona Pine said...

God doesn't exist... if he did there would be no pain and suffering...


I wouldn't want to follow my dreams Kallista... but I have no choice...

Lunar Tears said...

@Geckogirl

OK! I'll do that! Let me think about it...

Dragona Pine said...

I don't believe in god or anything like that...

Star Lord said...

I reckon God might exist. Pain is in one of the old Greek ledgends.


See sometimes I have prayed, and what I pray might come true.

Dragona Pine said...

I can't just do it like... that...

Darkane Claw said...

I think that god is what someone made up to explain death. Humans are scared of the unknown so someone made up god so that people wouldn't be scared of death. But obviously these people had never died themselves so how the hell would hey know.
In my opinion god doesn't exist and death is like swimming. There's nothing for it but to jump right in.

Dragona Pine said...

I pray to god sometimes when I really want something to happen... but then I also pray to Yaka, god of Justice when I want something to happen... it always does happen but it might be my phycic power saying this is what's going to happen, want it...

Geckogirl said...

ok dragona, if your the blog matchmaker then match me with someone *whispers to dragona: if you dont match me with sherlock ill blow your brains in* *grabs giant gun* ok dragona, carry on...

Darkane Claw said...

They not hey. Evil typos.

Dragona Pine said...

I agree Darkane...

Dragona Pine said...

I don't think that's a good idea...


*disarms Geckogirl in a second before she can react, twists the gun round and points it at her head*


Tang Soo Do teaches you useful things :D

Geckogirl said...

i also hate typos!

Darkane Claw said...

I can't pray. I feel stupid talking to someone who isn't there.

Dragona Pine said...

So do I Darkane... but god Yakka does exist!

Geckogirl said...

*turns into a gecko and runs away before dragona can shoot. then grabs flamethrower and points at dragona.* well played...

Dragona Pine said...

Yaka and Yakka are both the same god, just different ways of spelling it...

Darkane Claw said...

I quote Mark Twain. 'I was dead before I was alive and I didn't suffer any inconvenience then.'

Dragona Pine said...

*grabs bomb, holds detonator*


Shoot me and the whole place goes up!


Hostage situating myself... sweet...

Geckogirl said...

thanks kallista ;) no you can't shoot me, IM THE ONE WITH THE ICE-CREAM!!

anyway sorry guys g2g watching vampire diaries, will be on tomorrow and will upload my sherlock fan-fic :D

bye!

Darkane Claw said...

I thought you didn't like violence on this blog Dragona.

Darkane Claw said...

Bye Skylara.

Dragona Pine said...

I don't like violence on this blog...

Dragona Pine said...

*gets out spare detonator*



Shoot me and Kallista goes up!

Lunar Tears said...

DRAGONA! I've found sum1 for you!

OK, her taken name is Lupa Shade

Lupa: Italian for wolf

Shade: She's a necromancer

She is against fake tan, and does not wear make-up. She has blonde hair, is crazy and intelligent. She loves animals but there is a problem:
She's kinda short

She's about 4"8/4"9

What do you think?

Dragona Pine said...

No thanks...

Lunar Tears said...

Oh, well

She's against having boyfriends as well...

Dragona Pine said...

*lifts Kallista up by his neck as KAllista gives him a nuggie*

Dragona Pine said...

No Kallista... I wouldn't blow you up, I would chuck the bomb at someone who I didn't like...

Darkane Claw said...

Cough *taps Dragona on the arm and he looks around and down at her*

HI!!!!!! *Waves*

Dragona Pine said...

Hello Darkane...

Darkane Claw said...

Cough cough

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm,..

Darkane Claw said...

Hehehehe

Dragona Pine said...

3800 and new page, whoop!

Darkane Claw said...

BOUNCY SPRINGS!!!!!

Dragona Pine said...

*lowers KAllista to the floor*


Sorry I know you're a girl, it was a typo...

Darkane Claw said...

O Green World!

Dragona Pine said...

Sorry Kallista... I didn't realise I was going to get it...

Darkane Claw said...

Mmmmm pancakes! :D

Darkane Claw said...

*Uses magic to grow Kallista's hair back*

Dragona Pine said...

*uses magic yorkshire pudding to make KAllista's hair come back and to make her not want to tear it out*

Darkane Claw said...

What's in a yorkshire pudding?

Dragona Pine said...

Kinda like a pancake... I'm not really sure... I've never made them...

Dragona Pine said...

I won't ask my mum though, she'll want to know why but I don't really know...

Dragona Pine said...

Bye Lunar...

Lunar Tears said...

vd is on...

Dragona Pine said...

Dududududu!

Lunar Tears said...

youll never see me alive again...

Dragona Pine said...

Nah she won't belive me...

Dragona Pine said...

I'm happy lol...

Darkane Claw said...

Bye Lunar,

Dragona Pine said...

Night all...


*hugs Flo where ever she is*



Night all...

Darkane Claw said...

I'm as I normally am..... actually I'm more depressed because when depression got up it was made at me for laughing at it...

Darkane Claw said...

Night Dragona.

Star Lord said...

Night, all.

Darkane Claw said...

Night Sarthacus.

Star Lord said...

Yes???

Star Lord said...

Night, again, night, all.

Darkane Claw said...

Um........ are you still on Sarthacus?

Darkane Claw said...

Night, again.

Darkane Claw said...

*Stops Kallista from thumping her head*

Darkane Claw said...

Here, have a marshmallow gun *Hands one to Kallista*

Darkane Claw said...

Just say it Kallista. I always feel better after I rant.

Darkane Claw said...

*Coughs and looks around shiftily. Wipes out her own marshmallow gun* MARSHMALLOW FIGHT!!!!!!! *Pelts Kallista with squidgy goodness*

Darkane Claw said...

Whips not wipes! AHHHH!!!!

Darkane Claw said...

Hehhehehehe, it sounds exactly like denial to me. *Giggles*

Darkane Claw said...

*Jumps on my brothers mountain bike and races after Kallista*

Darkane Claw said...

*Catches up an shoves Kallista off the bike and out of the way of the oncoming luas*

Darkane Claw said...

*Dodges some marshmallows and catches the rest in mouth*

Darkane Claw said...

*Cycles off a boulder on glendlough, dislodging Kallista and does a triple flip*

Darkane Claw said...

Glendalough not glendlough

Darkane Claw said...

*Bot looks at Darkane in astonishment as she lands the triple flip and does a one eighty. Darkane cycles up to him* Want a marshmallow?

Darkane Claw said...

OMG!!!!!!! Boy not bot.

Darkane Claw said...

*Um.................. says boy. Darkane laughs and cycles off up the mountain*

Darkane Claw said...

*Kallista and Darkane cycle off leaving the boy in a cloud of dust looking confused and wondering what the hell just happened and why he didn't get a marshmallow*

Darkane Claw said...

Bye Kallista. I won't be on when you come back, I'm going to do some push ups and sit ups and go to bed. NIGHT ALL!!!!!!!

Liz said...

*sits all alone in the corner*

Liz said...

just call me Larry

Liz said...

i'm outta here

Liz said...

noooooo! don't go!

Liz said...

HEY! i do NOT play with my little ponies!

Liz said...

*ignores Kallista*

Liz said...

hmph... fine, i'll talk to you

Liz said...

when you get back i mean

Liz said...

LOL thats so weird

Liz said...

no, i'm just playing a game :D

Mary Hiashi said...

Damnation! I was late to the hug fest!

*Sees Carl, Carl glares, hugs Carl. Carl still stares*

*Starts singing*

Mr. Carl cat,
Where ya at?
Are ya dancing, dancing alone?

Mr. Carl cat,
Where ya at?
You know you're never, never alone...

Liz said...

who's Carl?

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

i have gone MAD!


My friend was tourturing me by taking out the first Skulduggery book from the library and that just made me want the sixth book even more and then we had an argument she doesnt believe me that Fletcher kisses Valkyrie and she says that he SUCKS! CAN YOU BELIEVE HER?! then my other friend joined in on the whole he sucks thing and said the book was boring BORING HOW CAN THIS BE?!?!?!?!?!?!? DEREKS BOOKS ARE NEVER I REPEATE NEVER BORING! then my other other friend told me she wasnt having a movie party so that ment no HP7 and im DYING to see that movie then i just watched two different movie shorts of HP7 and i was like almost in tears its SO CLOSE! and yet SO FAR! then i watched a TERRIBLE pointless movie called Perfectvile or something like that it was totaly POINTLESS i almost fell asleep and now im going mad from question overload!!!!!!!!

Mary Hiashi said...

And I do not believe in God. Basically as Darkane said, I think that he was invented in an act of consolation.

In life you live,
You love, you hate.
You laugh, you cry,
You want, you wait.

In death you die,
Your loved, and hated.
You laughed, you cried,
You wanted, you waited.

Life shall pass,
Death shall stay,
All bright colours fade away.

Your dead before you live,
You live before you die.
You live to experience.
You experience than die...

'Tis horrible I know. Shush now. I JUST wrote this...

*Sighs*

"If you're gonna throw something, throw me a couple hundred dollars would ya!"

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

so now im in a HUGE fight with like three of my friends over Fletcher then one of my friends who has no idea whats going on and the other thinks its pointless to argue over a nonexistant person!

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

nO mary thats AMAZING!

Mary Hiashi said...

Carl is my cat...well my grandma's...but I consider him mine...

Mary Hiashi said...

Thanks Skulgirl...

If you don't mind slapping friends, slap 'em for me would you?

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

trust me ive hit them with a 500 pg hard cover book already and their getting the cold shoulder from me

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

Derek? you dont think Fletcher sucks do you???? i really need your help against my friends i will print out the comment and shmush it in thier faces! so please say Fletcher does not suck!

Mary Hiashi said...

Good girl!

Mary Hiashi said...

Isn't that a little bit biased? It IS his character after all.

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

yes i bet when other people read that *aka Kallista* they will FREAK but its true im having a war with them right now

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

.......nooooooooo........i just need him to say it so i can rub it in thier faces and prove them wrong.............

Liz said...

i don't really like Fetcher, i think that Valkyrie could do better

Mary Hiashi said...

My mother deemed Ireland weather to be crappy...
Although Canada has really unpredictable weather...And it can be extreme. Vancouver's pretty average though...

And Quebec doesn't want to be part of Canada...

Skulgirl13 A.K.A Deryn Mellifluous said...

LIZZY WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?>?????????????

Liz said...

I think that Fletcher is ok, but still...

«Oldest ‹Older   2801 – 3000 of 3757   Newer› Newest»