It is Awards time again, and you can vote for your favourite Irish book of the year here- http://www.irishbookawards.ie/PublicVote.aspx
This year I’m going up against my good friend Sarah Webb and the wonderful John Boyne, so it’s going to be close. I’m also up against Marie-Louise Fitzpatrick- I haven’t met her yet, but I’ve heard great things...
Now, even though you are my Minions, and you would die horribly for my own amusement- which I DO appreciate- feel free to vote for whatever book you prefer. It doesn’t have to be mine.
There, now that THAT’S over, I can tell you what I’ve been thinking about for the past few days. I’ve been trying to figure out what the new book IS.
The first book was an adventure, through and through. Young girl snatched away from her ordinary life into a world of sorcerers and vampires and ancient gods… Yep, that’s adventure.
Playing With Fire was a monster movie of a book. You had the Grotesquery being reanimated, you had the Torment turning into that huge spider, you had a fight between the two and lots of running and screaming… Yep, monster movie.
The third book, of course, that was the Whodunnit- that was the murder mystery. Aside from everything else going on, there was a killer stalking teleporters, and a (possibly) surprise twist at the end… Definitely a Whodunnit.
Naturally, Dark Days was a revenge flick. That’s pretty obvious.
Mortal Coil was my Invasion of the Body Snatchers- a fantastic movie that I loved when I was a teenager. It’s also my version of The Thing, possibly the best horror movie of all time.
But what, I’ve been wondering, is the next book going to be? What handy little label can I give it? What approach should I take? And the more I thought about it, the clearer it got, and now, NOW, I have it.
The next book is the culmination of all the Necromancer stories and plots and themes, and so in one corner, we have the Death Bringer, and in the other corner, we have the person who has returned simply to DESTROY the Death Bringer- we have Lord Vile. Two hugely powerful people with astonishing levels of magic, battling it out. We’re talking tidal waves of darkness. We’re talking people being punched through buildings.
Add in the fact that now the twins know magic exists, and are making normal life tough for Valkyrie, and now she’s doing everything she can to protect her secret identity from the rest of her family.
Hugely powerful people. Secret identities. MASSIVE battles.
The next book is, let’s face it, the darkest superhero story you’re ever going to read. With a bucketload of horror.
Sweet.
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*gasps*
WHO'S DAMON SALVATORE?
He's only the best vampire of ALL TIME
The super cool, super hot, vampire that I like a lot...
I have no intrest in vampires unless it is Darren Shan...
I'm watching a program about seahorses and elephants :S
YEY! HENRY VIII CAN'T HARASS ME ANYMORE!
Dragona, you made your last number up!
*hugs the real Flo 100,000,000,0 times*
*hugs and never lets go of Damon*
i quite like damon too *sees lunar glaring* heh heh please dont hurt me lunar he's alllll yours *backs away from lunar and damon slowly with sherlock*
darren shan is amazing (not as good as derek ovs)! but i didnt like the thin exectutioner.
Dragona, you seriously need me to give you a maths lesson...
I don't give a damn if I made my number up... it's a REAL number for Tarsists... worship the pheasants!
*Dragona and Flo bows before a pheasant*
*the Flo he hugged was not a mirrage, Kallista's life is a mirrage, she is actually a buffallo*
Komodo Dragons?
Why are they talking about how they mate on this program, who cares?
Damon IS all mine...
*sighs in delight*
We're both dead...
Elena's with Stefan...
Katherine has no interest...
And Mason's dead! YEY!
I have no idea what you just said Lunar...
*the pheasant is a pheasant and not a turkey*
bye people...erm thanks for the hugs
ah dam printer doesnt work :S im gonna die tommorow in art...
*sigh*
i think that my printer had it now
BYEE!!!
*hugs dragona*
*giggles*
Vampire Diaries talk
Damon's the best!
BYE FLO
I'm dead in art too
STOP TWISTING WHAT I'M SAYING OR I'LL IGNORE YOU!
"Karishma the elephant has gone into labour after having a pregnancy of two months"
Who cares? Why am I watching this? What program is this?
Dereksville Blogland sounds like Dereksville Bogland
Hey people of the universe.
*hugs Flo before she fades*
Bye Flo...
*stares mouth wide open in shock*
She hugged me...
Remember in year 7 when they showed you mating documentaries... Why don't they do that any more?
@kallista if ur still on
the reason why dragpna got a hug was because he was first
byee *fades*
*comes back*
NO MORE HUGS!
*fades*
"The Komodo Dragons can kill each other during mating"
Oh... something I didn't know...
"A keeper will be watching and at a risk of either animal being injured will he intervine"
Dirty man...
sherlock's all mine...wait...no hes not...theres still john to take care of....*finds john and throws him into giant safe* there, thats better.
*hugs sherlock again*
oh that reminds me dragona, find any non-oranges in ur school yet?
Hey Kallista, *Helps her up*
awwww
Flo hugged Dragona for the first time...
I'm assuming it was the first time...
arg typos
*hugs Flo one more time although it is against her wishes*
Night Flo...
hey darkane!
*still mouth open in shock*
No... haven't found a non-orange yet...
second the first was when he was crying
byee
Hey Geckogirl.
Kallista, have you written part 8 yet?!?!?!
Hi... Darkane...
*hugs Flo for the last time*
Night Flo...
BYE
second... Interesting
You'll find a non-orange soon Dragona...
*hugs kallista*
why do people hug me i dont give hugs they are pretty rare.....
@dragona: ahh shame, maybe you'll have to settle for an orange *sees dragonas look of horror* or wait till u leave school u know...
Yes... there... is going... to be... a non-orange... soon...
*still mouth open in shock*
*hugs Flo again*
Night Flo... again...
FOUND A BANANA?
HAVE YOU FOUND ANY INTERESTING BANANA'S?
I KNOW A CUTE BANANA, YELLOW, GOOD SKIN...
I'LL KEEP OUT OF IT, THE LAST TIME ON BANANA-MATCHING.COM WAS A DISASTER
hugs for me are pretty rare too flo, *looks up at sherlock* but they feel goooodddd!
Your parents love you, K
Interesting
THERE ARE NO SMALL YELLOW JUGS!!!!!! WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
*buys fly swatter*
ARG
Ahoy land rats im actually sleep typing and i still have to do my geography homework bye!
FOR THE LAST TIME BYE!!!
shut ur mouth dragona or you'll catch a fly
yeah actually i know i few lemons in my school if that interests you. their all sour and bitter and cruel...wait...thats pretty much all of my 'friend' group in school....
I haven't... found... a... banana... in a... long time.. I... once... found a carrot... which looked... like it had arms... and then... another one... which split... in two... and it looked... like legs... we put them... together and... it looked... like a person...
*still in shock*
I KNOW! THE WORLD IS INSANE!
That reminds me...
*hugs Flo for the last time*
*nods head*
You're the boss... I'll be quiet now...
Urgh, hi. Depressed.
*hugs kallista back* yay! more hugs! *gives everyone ice-cream* HUGS AND ICE-CREAM!
There are also no pocket watches or purple bottle.... EVIL!!!!!!
Um...... feels awkward after hug....... I never give hugs or get hugged......
awwww why are you depressed sarthacus? *gives sarthacus ice-cream and joins him into group hug*
Are you Sarthacus? Are you really depressed?
wait i have 5 minutes left...what joy
the reason why i dont hug people is simple
I dont hug girls cause it feels wrong
I dont hug boys because it feels wrong
simple
*hiperventilates*
hey sarthacus
Oh Hi Flo again...
Ah depression. It and I are good friends.
RANDOM CONVERSATION:
R: The world is so unfair
M: I know!
[M runs away]
M:[shouting] WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL?
R:[follows] Hi
M: Excuse me, I am trying to do a theatrical "WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL?" rant and you are spoiling it!
R: Sorry
M: WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL?
R2: Hi
M: Oh. They're here. WHY IS THE WORLD SO CRUEL?
J: What's it talking about?
M: It?
J: Uh, oh...
Hi...
I'll give you a hug too Flo... I normally do...
*Looks at small crumpled depression on the floor* Hehehehe
Depression is weird... I'm listening to a happy song...
That was a bad random conversation...
Dragona, I haven't seen yours in a while
*looks cross*
Anything your keeping from us?
Don't be Larry again Kallista...
My conversations... nothing interesting today...
*sucks on Lollipop happily*
*giggles*
Death just told me who he likes
Who he likes likes
*giggles*
did i hear something about lollypops!!?
NOT ME, I DON'T LIKE DEATH!
*runs away sucking Lollipop*
I'm NOT DEPRESSED, YEY!
Don't know whether to watch Vampire Diaries or I'm a Celebrity
I want to watch Vampire Diaries, but Dad says I might have to watch IACGMOH!!
DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU
no, i dont like death either, i like sherlock...*sighs*
*everyone groans* ok,ok ill be quiet about sherlock now! *grabs large lollypop to suck on*
What's everyones opinion on death?
Ooh, I can't tell
Otherwise he won't give me free cookies!
thanks kallista! *sucks happily on lollypop*
Everyone knows what to do after this blog is full, right?
Go on my profile and choose Derek Landy's Overflow Blog...
I'm dead
It's not that bad...
FREE COOKIES
We're not even on 4000 yet Dragona.
may be a whil before the blog gets full...
my family have decided to watch vampire diaries rather than im a celeb, exept my sister who hate vampire diaries
I DON'T WANT TO DIE, I HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!
Ooh, Death's crush likes him too!
Should I do some match-making?????
I know we're not on 4000 yet but last night there was loads of comments that came on and it might be full when we get there tomorrow... TELL EVERYONE TO GO TO:
www.dereklandyoverflow.blogspot.com
When this gets full, SPREAD THE WORD IF ANONE IS ON WHEN IT IS NEARLY FULL!
Death is REALLY nice
You should be privileged for him to welcome you to his life...
What about god then? What's everyones opinion on god?
Hey, I'm the blog matchmaker :P
Death has more of a life than me...
match make all you want lunar- as long as im with sherlock, dragonas with a non-orange girl and kallista is with someone who is just as fantastic and random as she is
God doesn't exist... if he did there would be no pain and suffering...
I wouldn't want to follow my dreams Kallista... but I have no choice...
@Geckogirl
OK! I'll do that! Let me think about it...
I don't believe in god or anything like that...
I reckon God might exist. Pain is in one of the old Greek ledgends.
See sometimes I have prayed, and what I pray might come true.
I can't just do it like... that...
I think that god is what someone made up to explain death. Humans are scared of the unknown so someone made up god so that people wouldn't be scared of death. But obviously these people had never died themselves so how the hell would hey know.
In my opinion god doesn't exist and death is like swimming. There's nothing for it but to jump right in.
I pray to god sometimes when I really want something to happen... but then I also pray to Yaka, god of Justice when I want something to happen... it always does happen but it might be my phycic power saying this is what's going to happen, want it...
ok dragona, if your the blog matchmaker then match me with someone *whispers to dragona: if you dont match me with sherlock ill blow your brains in* *grabs giant gun* ok dragona, carry on...
They not hey. Evil typos.
I agree Darkane...
I don't think that's a good idea...
*disarms Geckogirl in a second before she can react, twists the gun round and points it at her head*
Tang Soo Do teaches you useful things :D
i also hate typos!
I can't pray. I feel stupid talking to someone who isn't there.
So do I Darkane... but god Yakka does exist!
*turns into a gecko and runs away before dragona can shoot. then grabs flamethrower and points at dragona.* well played...
Yaka and Yakka are both the same god, just different ways of spelling it...
I quote Mark Twain. 'I was dead before I was alive and I didn't suffer any inconvenience then.'
*grabs bomb, holds detonator*
Shoot me and the whole place goes up!
Hostage situating myself... sweet...
thanks kallista ;) no you can't shoot me, IM THE ONE WITH THE ICE-CREAM!!
anyway sorry guys g2g watching vampire diaries, will be on tomorrow and will upload my sherlock fan-fic :D
bye!
I thought you didn't like violence on this blog Dragona.
Bye Skylara.
I don't like violence on this blog...
*gets out spare detonator*
Shoot me and Kallista goes up!
DRAGONA! I've found sum1 for you!
OK, her taken name is Lupa Shade
Lupa: Italian for wolf
Shade: She's a necromancer
She is against fake tan, and does not wear make-up. She has blonde hair, is crazy and intelligent. She loves animals but there is a problem:
She's kinda short
She's about 4"8/4"9
What do you think?
No thanks...
Oh, well
She's against having boyfriends as well...
*lifts Kallista up by his neck as KAllista gives him a nuggie*
No Kallista... I wouldn't blow you up, I would chuck the bomb at someone who I didn't like...
Cough *taps Dragona on the arm and he looks around and down at her*
HI!!!!!! *Waves*
Hello Darkane...
Cough cough
Hmm...
Hmm,..
Hehehehe
3800 and new page, whoop!
BOUNCY SPRINGS!!!!!
*lowers KAllista to the floor*
Sorry I know you're a girl, it was a typo...
O Green World!
Sorry Kallista... I didn't realise I was going to get it...
Mmmmm pancakes! :D
*Uses magic to grow Kallista's hair back*
*uses magic yorkshire pudding to make KAllista's hair come back and to make her not want to tear it out*
What's in a yorkshire pudding?
Kinda like a pancake... I'm not really sure... I've never made them...
I won't ask my mum though, she'll want to know why but I don't really know...
Bye Lunar...
vd is on...
Dududududu!
youll never see me alive again...
Nah she won't belive me...
I'm happy lol...
Bye Lunar,
Night all...
*hugs Flo where ever she is*
Night all...
I'm as I normally am..... actually I'm more depressed because when depression got up it was made at me for laughing at it...
Night Dragona.
Night, all.
Night Sarthacus.
Yes???
Night, again, night, all.
Um........ are you still on Sarthacus?
Night, again.
*Stops Kallista from thumping her head*
Here, have a marshmallow gun *Hands one to Kallista*
Just say it Kallista. I always feel better after I rant.
*Coughs and looks around shiftily. Wipes out her own marshmallow gun* MARSHMALLOW FIGHT!!!!!!! *Pelts Kallista with squidgy goodness*
Whips not wipes! AHHHH!!!!
Hehhehehehe, it sounds exactly like denial to me. *Giggles*
*Jumps on my brothers mountain bike and races after Kallista*
*Catches up an shoves Kallista off the bike and out of the way of the oncoming luas*
*Dodges some marshmallows and catches the rest in mouth*
*Cycles off a boulder on glendlough, dislodging Kallista and does a triple flip*
Glendalough not glendlough
*Bot looks at Darkane in astonishment as she lands the triple flip and does a one eighty. Darkane cycles up to him* Want a marshmallow?
OMG!!!!!!! Boy not bot.
*Um.................. says boy. Darkane laughs and cycles off up the mountain*
*Kallista and Darkane cycle off leaving the boy in a cloud of dust looking confused and wondering what the hell just happened and why he didn't get a marshmallow*
Bye Kallista. I won't be on when you come back, I'm going to do some push ups and sit ups and go to bed. NIGHT ALL!!!!!!!
*sits all alone in the corner*
just call me Larry
i'm outta here
noooooo! don't go!
HEY! i do NOT play with my little ponies!
*ignores Kallista*
hmph... fine, i'll talk to you
when you get back i mean
LOL thats so weird
no, i'm just playing a game :D
Damnation! I was late to the hug fest!
*Sees Carl, Carl glares, hugs Carl. Carl still stares*
*Starts singing*
Mr. Carl cat,
Where ya at?
Are ya dancing, dancing alone?
Mr. Carl cat,
Where ya at?
You know you're never, never alone...
who's Carl?
i have gone MAD!
My friend was tourturing me by taking out the first Skulduggery book from the library and that just made me want the sixth book even more and then we had an argument she doesnt believe me that Fletcher kisses Valkyrie and she says that he SUCKS! CAN YOU BELIEVE HER?! then my other friend joined in on the whole he sucks thing and said the book was boring BORING HOW CAN THIS BE?!?!?!?!?!?!? DEREKS BOOKS ARE NEVER I REPEATE NEVER BORING! then my other other friend told me she wasnt having a movie party so that ment no HP7 and im DYING to see that movie then i just watched two different movie shorts of HP7 and i was like almost in tears its SO CLOSE! and yet SO FAR! then i watched a TERRIBLE pointless movie called Perfectvile or something like that it was totaly POINTLESS i almost fell asleep and now im going mad from question overload!!!!!!!!
And I do not believe in God. Basically as Darkane said, I think that he was invented in an act of consolation.
In life you live,
You love, you hate.
You laugh, you cry,
You want, you wait.
In death you die,
Your loved, and hated.
You laughed, you cried,
You wanted, you waited.
Life shall pass,
Death shall stay,
All bright colours fade away.
Your dead before you live,
You live before you die.
You live to experience.
You experience than die...
'Tis horrible I know. Shush now. I JUST wrote this...
*Sighs*
"If you're gonna throw something, throw me a couple hundred dollars would ya!"
so now im in a HUGE fight with like three of my friends over Fletcher then one of my friends who has no idea whats going on and the other thinks its pointless to argue over a nonexistant person!
nO mary thats AMAZING!
Carl is my cat...well my grandma's...but I consider him mine...
Thanks Skulgirl...
If you don't mind slapping friends, slap 'em for me would you?
trust me ive hit them with a 500 pg hard cover book already and their getting the cold shoulder from me
Derek? you dont think Fletcher sucks do you???? i really need your help against my friends i will print out the comment and shmush it in thier faces! so please say Fletcher does not suck!
Good girl!
Isn't that a little bit biased? It IS his character after all.
yes i bet when other people read that *aka Kallista* they will FREAK but its true im having a war with them right now
.......nooooooooo........i just need him to say it so i can rub it in thier faces and prove them wrong.............
i don't really like Fetcher, i think that Valkyrie could do better
My mother deemed Ireland weather to be crappy...
Although Canada has really unpredictable weather...And it can be extreme. Vancouver's pretty average though...
And Quebec doesn't want to be part of Canada...
LIZZY WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?>?????????????
I think that Fletcher is ok, but still...
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