Friday, November 12, 2010

The Approach


It is Awards time again, and you can vote for your favourite Irish book of the year here- http://www.irishbookawards.ie/PublicVote.aspx

This year I’m going up against my good friend Sarah Webb and the wonderful John Boyne, so it’s going to be close. I’m also up against Marie-Louise Fitzpatrick- I haven’t met her yet, but I’ve heard great things...

Now, even though you are my Minions, and you would die horribly for my own amusement- which I DO appreciate- feel free to vote for whatever book you prefer. It doesn’t have to be mine.

There, now that THAT’S over, I can tell you what I’ve been thinking about for the past few days. I’ve been trying to figure out what the new book IS.

The first book was an adventure, through and through. Young girl snatched away from her ordinary life into a world of sorcerers and vampires and ancient gods… Yep, that’s adventure.

Playing With Fire was a monster movie of a book. You had the Grotesquery being reanimated, you had the Torment turning into that huge spider, you had a fight between the two and lots of running and screaming… Yep, monster movie.

The third book, of course, that was the Whodunnit- that was the murder mystery. Aside from everything else going on, there was a killer stalking teleporters, and a (possibly) surprise twist at the end… Definitely a Whodunnit.

Naturally, Dark Days was a revenge flick. That’s pretty obvious.

Mortal Coil was my Invasion of the Body Snatchers- a fantastic movie that I loved when I was a teenager. It’s also my version of The Thing, possibly the best horror movie of all time.

But what, I’ve been wondering, is the next book going to be? What handy little label can I give it? What approach should I take? And the more I thought about it, the clearer it got, and now, NOW, I have it.

The next book is the culmination of all the Necromancer stories and plots and themes, and so in one corner, we have the Death Bringer, and in the other corner, we have the person who has returned simply to DESTROY the Death Bringer- we have Lord Vile. Two hugely powerful people with astonishing levels of magic, battling it out. We’re talking tidal waves of darkness. We’re talking people being punched through buildings.

Add in the fact that now the twins know magic exists, and are making normal life tough for Valkyrie, and now she’s doing everything she can to protect her secret identity from the rest of her family.

Hugely powerful people. Secret identities. MASSIVE battles.

The next book is, let’s face it, the darkest superhero story you’re ever going to read. With a bucketload of horror.

Sweet. 

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Lunar Tears said...

its depressing

so depressing

just depressing




My cheese melted

Lunar Tears said...
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knight fantasy said...

guys, brb, wanna read comic

Lunar Tears said...

MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MWAAAAMWAAAAAAAAMWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*wails*

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

back again

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i had 2 go 4 dinner

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

any1 on?

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

knock konck
anyone...


awe

Lunar Tears said...

BACK

Death made my fix the plates I broke...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

...




silence

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

oh, cool

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i wanna die
wawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawaw

Lunar Tears said...

Hello, Thrice

*starts floating over Thrice's head, terrifying him with her Ghost Stare*

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

that big snake's going to eat me

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

eh... hi

Lunar Tears said...

Not if I eat you first...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

your scary

Lunar Tears said...

Really?

I was going for the cute and cuddly look...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

* finds corner, curls up and starts crying
WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA WA

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

cute and cuddly, no way

Lunar Tears said...

*watches Thrice cry*

Did I really look like that?

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

my dog is cute and cuddly

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

u rn't

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

well, i don't think so. i never really saw you

Lunar Tears said...

My rabbits are cute... Not so much cuddly...

Is scratchy an adjective?

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

you can b scary when u want to be

Lunar Tears said...

I AM cute

Need to comfort cute

Need to protect cute

I'll forgive her for what she just did cute...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

all wabbits are cute, not friendly enough 2 b cuddly
(\_/)
(0_0)
(> <)#

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

ok, i belive u

Lunar Tears said...

I suppose I CAN be scary...

Poor kids last Halloween...

They really weren't expecting it...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

so.................

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

that's mean scaring kids

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i was a sheep 4 halloween, could that b scary

Lunar Tears said...

I didn't do it INTENTIONALLY

And actually, they were in college

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

is any 1 else on, lunar?

Lunar Tears said...

Possibly...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

big kids

Lunar Tears said...

I don't think so...

Knight is reading a comic...

And Dragona is busy...

And everyone else probably has a life...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

mabye some 1 is spying and planing a big entry?

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

i have a life
i have; a lot of friends and i was a friends house earlier

Lunar Tears said...

YES

SOMETHING FUNNY AND WITTY AND COOL AND AWESOME AND SPECTACULAR AND MARVELLOUS

or something that fails more than cheese

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

the roof blew off the henhouse this morning

Lunar Tears said...

You were a friends house?

OK...

I suppose you do have a life...

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

maby it would be something like:
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lunar Tears said...

Oh, dear

Lunar Tears said...

you've done it again

Lunar Tears said...

46

its a magic number

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

or
HI, i am almost as cool as thrice. that means i seiriously rock

Geckogirl said...

hey guys!
just gonna post my sherlock fan-fic on my blog now :D

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

magic number, 46 why and how?

Lunar Tears said...

I think it would be more like:

HI, I killed myself, so I could be more like Lunar. Now I can spend every day with her in the afterlife. She's so cool, she's my role model. I thought I was cool, but she blows everyone away

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

you should have made that more big of an entry geckogirl

Lunar Tears said...

oh, its not as amazing as MINE

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

mabye even
HI, i'm the third coolest ever (the coolest being Derek, then thrice and lunar) in my opinion

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

yeah, your the coolest of the dead, i'm the second coolest of the living

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

geckogirl failed...

Lunar Tears said...

FAIL

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...
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Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

she should have read it

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

coool profile lunar

Thrice Dozer the Clumsy Sleepwalker who hasn't smelly feet said...

lunar?...

Lunar Tears said...

hello
brb

Lunar Tears said...

im back

Lunar Tears said...

ME: Hello, Daniel!

DANIEL: Who the f*** are you?

ME: Um... I've been in your class for two and a half years...

Lunar Tears said...

VISIT THE BIGGEST HIPPIE FESTIVAL IN THE WORLD AND DESTROY THEM ALL

THE WORLD WILL BE CHANGED

THANKS TO, THE COON!

Lunar Tears said...

YEY YEY YEY YEY YEY YEY YEY YEY YEY YEY YEY YEY YEY YEY

Geckogirl said...

im back! and thrice i did not fail! well...maybe a little..ok...a lot....meh.

BUT my sherlock fan-fic is now on my blog!

oh btw lunar did u see vampire diaries last night?

Lunar Tears said...

YES!

KATHERINE'S GOING TO DIE!

YEY!

BUT NOOOO, ELENA'S IN DANGER!

SAVE HER DAMON!

SAVE ME FIRST!

knight fantasy said...

WARG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DONT TALK BOUT VAMPIRE DIARIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dragona Pine said...

*comes parachuting in*


I'm back! Yey!

Lunar Tears said...

WHAT IS GOING ON?

Geckogirl said...

lol it was good wasnt it lunar!

sorry knightfantasy ill stop talking bout vampire diaries now...although im not sure bout lunar.

anyone here seen the bbc series sherlock?

Lunar Tears said...

WOW

FAIL

YOU FAILED

YOU'RE A FAILURE

FAIL

knight fantasy said...

WWWWAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Geckogirl said...

HI DRAGONA!!!!! PLEASE READ MY SHERLOCK FAN-FIC I JUST POSTED ON MY BLOGGGG!

Lunar Tears said...

Hi, Dragona

*mutters*

fail

Lunar Tears said...

wahoooo

Dragona Pine said...

DU!

Lunar Tears said...

watching weird monster kill Justin Bieber

THE COON: YEAH! SEE YOU LATER JUSTIN BIEBER, YOU DOUCHE BAG!

Lunar Tears said...

What does DU mean?

Dragona Pine said...

Wait... where's Flo and Kallista? Kallista was on earlier...

Lunar Tears said...

ALL BY OURSELVES

DON'T WANNA BE,

ALL BY OURSELVES

ANY MORE

Dragona Pine said...

I HOPE YOU WISH ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY IN 2 DAYS, IF YOU DON'T COUNT THE REST OF TODAY, DEREK!

And everyone...

Dragona Pine said...

I watched a terrible film in RE...

knight fantasy said...

hey guys, u remember my cousin, the one that i called a demon?

he got a bad result 4 his exem, i dont feel anything though...

i never feel bad for him and if u wanted proof, we went travelin and he fainted near a stall and almost hit his head at a VERY sharp corner. i was so happy that time(i'm definately not proud of sayin that 2 u guys)

and i was supposed 2 feel happy bout his bad result, but..,
my mom told me the news using a, kindda sad tone so i dont know how 2 feel or react...
and i mean it, this isnt a joke...

can any of u help me?
no need 2 rub it on my face bout how evil i m cause i already know that i'm an evil person.

Geckogirl said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR FRIDAY DRAGONA IF IM NOT ON BEFORE THEN!

Lunar Tears said...

wooo

happy b-day for 2 days

TRY to feel bad

keep ur happiness inside if you have any...

Lunar Tears said...

wheres Thrice?

Dragona Pine said...

It's saturday Geckogirl... I said 2 days if you don't count today :D

knight fantasy said...

mayb, i'd b safe if i wished u a happy bday now dragona cause even if i'm startin my LONG, school holiday, i cant really b sure if i'd b here again at ur bday,

might wanna remind derek all day though...

so...
HAPPY 2 EARLY BDAY!!!!

Lunar Tears said...

no, don't feel unhappy

continue to feel nothing

Dragona Pine said...

Thanks knight...

Geckogirl said...

well knight fantasy,
if you don't feel anything for your cousin then i dont really think you should pretend to feel sad for him. dont say "YES!!" or anything to his face just act neutral. if you dont feel anything towards him i dont see why you should pretend too.


oh and thanks for reading my sherlock fan-fic dragona ;)

Lunar Tears said...

woo

spring break!

Geckogirl said...

oh ok *ehem* let me try again:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FOR SATURDAY DRAGONNNAAAAAA!

SATURDAY, SATURDAY SATTURRDAY, SATURDAY, SATURDAY SATTTURDAY, SATURDAY, SATURDAY, SATURRDDAY NIGHTS ALL RIGHT! DU,DU,DU,DU!

...sorry, whenever someone says saturday i have to sing that..

Dragona Pine said...

Hmm...

Dragona Pine said...

Thanks Geckogirl...

knight fantasy said...

but after the exam, and b4 he got the result, he was...quieter than usual..
he almost seemed...human.

i shouldnt b feelin nothin, cause i know what i did was not right...

Darkane Claw said...

:O It's Dragonas Birthday on Saturday!?!?!?!?!

*Fills lungs with air and is about to burst into song when stage curtain falls*

Humph.



Anyway, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DRAGONA!!

Lunar Tears said...

*walks through Dragona*

*flattens his spiky hair*

Dragona Pine said...

It's not yet Darkane... not for another two days if you don't count today...

Geckogirl said...

hey darkane!

Dragona Pine said...

AHHH!!!

*spikes up hair again*

Darkane Claw said...

Still...........

A very very unbirthday to you, to you
A very very unbirthday to you, to you

Dragona Pine said...

Lol thanks Darkane...

knight fantasy said...

hhahahaha, thnx 4 cheerin up my day lunar!!!

Star Lord said...

Andy Briggs sent me an email!

Darkane Claw said...

Who's Andy Briggs?

Star Lord said...

Supercalifragilisticexpialidoceous!

Geckogirl said...

sorry guys i g2g, speak 2 u all soon i hope.

does no one else think its really weird that this blog (thats full of insane people) is one of the few things that KEEP ME SANE?

..weird right?


bye!

Lunar Tears said...

*give Dragona a GIANT cupcake*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! FOR 2 AND A HALF DAYS!

You do like cupcakes don't you?

*widens eyes*

If not, you could through it at Darkane...

Lunar Tears said...

bye skylara

sane.... what does that mean again?

Darkane Claw said...

Hey Kallista.

knight fantasy said...

yo bolt

and bye geckogirl

Star Lord said...

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.kidsreads.com/art/authorphotos/120w/briggs-andy.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.kidsreads.com/authors/au-briggs-andy.asp&usg=__xqSE8hvst69yullK1bun6khhYcQ=&h=159&w=120&sz=8&hl=en&start=20&sig2=vDzRM7EV4agg6SVA_jvUtg&zoom=0&itbs=1&tbnid=jjdPpvpuNZoPZM:&tbnh=97&tbnw=73&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dandy%2Bbriggs%26hl%3Den%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:1&ei=HCvkTKv_D4K4hAf1-oCGDg

Andy Briggs.

Dragona Pine said...

I like cupcakes, thanks Lunar...

Darkane Claw said...

Bye Skylara

Star Lord said...

Brb...

knight fantasy said...

hey, any of u livin in U.K?

Dragona Pine said...

Hi Kallista and Sarthacus... I've updated my profile btw :D

Dragona Pine said...

YES UK RULES!

Darkane Claw said...

Up on meloncholy hill sits a manatee
Just look out on the day
When you're close to me
When you're close to me

knight fantasy said...

dragona...
u live in.........uk?

o...ok...a-any1 else?

Dragona Pine said...

And now I've changed it back because I didn't like it...

Darkane Claw said...

Nope, Irish all the way.

Lunar Tears said...

I LIVE IN UK

UK THE BEST

LOVE UK

Dragona Pine said...

Wallace and Gromit's world of inventions starting is cool...

Darkane Claw said...

Nope, it's part of On Melancholy Hill by Gorillaz

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngxuqiweUCs

knight fantasy said...

ok, so people who lived in U.K and most probably, in irish too...

the bad news is...which i think u guys hv probably heard of it, is.........

Lunar Tears said...

WHAT????

Lunar Tears said...

I've died

I'm used to bad news

Bad news is like football to Wayne Rooney

Good news is like goals to Wayne Rooney...




















Hasn't happened in a while

Darkane Claw said...

You showed that to me earlier.

knight fantasy said...

dumdumdumdumdum........

but like i said, mayb u guys already heard the news...

Lunar Tears said...

OUT WITH IT

Dragona Pine said...

TELL US!

knight fantasy said...

hahhahaha
ok2 i'll tell, but remember what i said...

Lunar Tears said...

Now she's just delaying...

Dragona Pine said...

Ok...

Lunar Tears said...

come on...

Dragona Pine said...

Cheese...

knight fantasy said...

here we go,
























i heard from my radio station that it seems that justin bieber is 'concentratin' at U.K...
and i know u guys know what that means, right?..
at least i THINK i heard it that way.........



and now that i've tell,
i better go and warn him bout u guys...

Lunar Tears said...
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Darkane Claw said...

The suspense is killing me




^ Sarcasm

knight fantasy said...

real mature darkane

lunar, what's WW111?

Dragona Pine said...

England vs Justin Beiber... he already got nailed with a water bottle :D

Lunar Tears said...

Oh, no

Justin Bieber...

BUT THE COON KILLED HIM

LIES!

THEY'RE ALL LIES!

Darkane Claw said...

Can somebody please hit him with a marshmallow and a bullet for me?

Lunar Tears said...

WW111...

World War 111 (3)

Dragona Pine said...

The flim Cool Runnings is funny...

Lunar Tears said...

Need backstage tickets to his concert...

To his PRIVATE dressing room...

Where no one can see...

Any Ideas?

knight fantasy said...

hahahahaha, u guys really crack me up...

Lunar Tears said...

WAAAAAAAAAAA

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WAWAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Lunar Tears said...

*wails*

Dragona Pine said...

I only crack heads :D

Darkane Claw said...

Pfft

Dragona Pine said...

Oh wow lol... new page!

Lunar Tears said...

Oh, Pendragon, we WILL

*imagines Justin Bieber with a pink bow on his head and a tutu*

Dragona Pine said...

www.dereklandyoverflow.blogspot.com


TELL EVERYONE TO GO ON IT WHEN THE BLOG IS FULL!


PLEASE TELL EVERYONE!

knight fantasy said...

nice 2 c u so happy kallista....

Lunar Tears said...

ooooooh

just under 600 comments to go...

Dragona Pine said...

The girl from the ring?

knight fantasy said...

umm, thnx dragona..i guess...

Darkane Claw said...

Superfast jellyfish

Dragona Pine said...

Lol Jellyfish...

Lunar Tears said...

*makes Justin Bieber dance like a ballerina in tights and a tutu*

*Justin B stops*

You come on MY land, you follow MY rules!

*Justin B dances again*

Dragona, anything you wanna add?

Darkane Claw said...

HIT HIM WITH A MARSHMALLOW AND A BULLET!!!!!!!! Hit him with the marshmallow first though. Make him feel the wrath of the sugary fluffiness

Lunar Tears said...

we need to see the banana king!

why?

cos he's been selling something on our land

Hey! banana king, get out here!

what do you want?

i want you to stop being an a**hole

i'm not bein' no a**hole, you being the a**hole

you're the a**hole

you're the a**hole

charlie, tell him what an a**hole he'd being

I'd rather stay out of this

See? He's not an a**hole

Lunar Tears said...

CHARLIE TEH UNICRON 2

Lunar Tears said...

SPRING BREAK

knight fantasy said...

lunar.... r u ...ok...?

Darkane Claw said...

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! NOT THE JELLYFISH!!!!!!

Dragona Pine said...

Sorry about that my internet went weird...

Lunar Tears said...

I'M FINE!

SPRING BREAK!

Lunar Tears said...

As fine as anyone dead is anyway...

Dragona Pine said...

WHY ARE YOU GLARING AT ME KALLISTA?

Lunar Tears said...

She's glaring because...

well...

SPRING BREAK!

knight fantasy said...

hey, i was wonderin...

at what time,season and month r u guys hvin ur LONG school holiday?

Dragona Pine said...

Summer for us...

Darkane Claw said...

Long as in three months?

Lunar Tears said...

June

6 weeks

A very bad summer

23 days till we next break up!

wooooo!

Dragona Pine said...

The 6 week holiday in summer :D

Lunar Tears said...

Did I say June?

I meant July/August

Lunar Tears said...

It used to be 7 weeks...

knight fantasy said...

ooo....

Darkane Claw said...

June to August, three months

Dragona Pine said...

Grr...

Lunar Tears said...

UK never has a...

SPRING BREAK

Lunar Tears said...

23 days!

WOOO!

Dragona Pine said...

we have a summer holiday...



Oh

Lunar Tears said...

For me, its like the 4 seasons are combined, to make 1 LONG season

knight fantasy said...

nice...

oh, and try 2 guess this song...
although i know it pops on u people's head faster than 1 second...

enjoy...

There's 104 days of summer vacation
And school comes along just to end it
So the annual problem for our generation
Is finding a good way to spend it

Like maybe...
Building a rocket
Or fighting a mummy
Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower

Discovering something that doesn't exist (Hey! )
Or giving a monkey a shower

Surfing tidal waves
Creating nanobots
Or locating Frankenstein's brain (It's over here! )

Finding a dodo bird
Painting a continent
Or driving your sister insane (Phineas! )

As you can see
There's a whole lot of stuff to do
Before school starts this fall (Come on Perry)

So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb
Are gonna do it all
So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are
Gonna do it all!
(Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence! )

Dragona Pine said...

Damn it...

knight fantasy said...

i think u guys r lucky.

what's a snow plows?

Darkane Claw said...

Don't get much snow in Ireland........ sad face.

Dragona Pine said...

That's a big give away at the end... title sequence? Wait no... Phineas and Pherb... is it, am I right?

Lunar Tears said...

CHRISTMAS!

23 DAYS!

WOO!

Lunar Tears said...

FERB

Hey, Dragona, are you part of the AimHigher scheme at your school??

Darkane Claw said...

Cyborg noodle.

Dragona Pine said...

YOU SHOULD SEE OUR SNOW DAYS, WE HAD 3 WEEKS OFF LAST YEAR BECAUSE OF THE YORKSHIRE SNOW, I FELL INTO A 7FT DRIFT!

Dragona Pine said...

I don't think so Lunar...

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